I enjoyed the training montage.
>>739917960I'd give it a 8/10
>>739917960Kino. Best Bond has been in a long time.
I liked it
>>739918091this. it's pretty good.
Already being forgotten.
>>739917960I'm saving my money for Starfox, srywill play in 4 years when it lands on ps+ or whatever
>>739917960The first good James Bond game.
>>739917960I bought it since there’s nothing else to play. It feels like a nice little throwback to a game 10 years ago. I like what they did with bond and they kept in a lot of of the puns which I appreciated.
>>739918115>Last night I 007 First Light Cheeseburger Your SisterIDGI
>>739918148saar
>>739917960It's ludokino of the highest orderhttps://streamable.com/xk7h8r
>>739918148it sold 2 mill in 2 days
>judges you
I'm a turboaustist who only plays platformers shmups and old school jrpgs with zero story therefore I dislikedI'm trans btw
>>739918564>Literally less copies sold than there are people in many single cities in America>Less than half a NorwayWow, its fucking nothing.>>739917960Seriously OP, its got more in common with Hitman and that faggoty Indiana Jones game than it does with anything Bond. No recognizable Bond character, no multiplayer that goes for days, its third person now, the unarmed combat focus is shit, the gunplay is also shit... it doesn't leave much on the table for people to actually enjoy unless you're genuinely one of the mouthbreathing fuckwits that really enjoyed Hitman.
>>739917960Veilguard won
>>739918115Last night I Henry of Skalitz'd Whopper'd your sister?
>>739917960Hitman Absolution 2 but better.
>>739917960most of the girls were cute or hot so that was a nice surprisebut it was kinda lame how bond needs to be rescued every damn missioni mean sure he's still a rookie here, but god damn let him have some actual wins on his owneven in the end you think like "haha yeah now they're both in the water, but bond can hold his breath really long so he will win, but nope, he just goes fucking unconscious and has to be rescued AGAIN
>>739917960Looks alright but I doubt I'd feel good about spending $70 on it, I'm waiting for a 50% discount.
>>739917960If you want a 007 flavored sony moviegame you'll have fun
>>739918669she has a cute butt
>>739917960It does well what it set out to do: be a Bond movie in vidya form. It's basically an evolution on Nightfire or Blood Stone. Great gunplay, fine stealth, it's not Hitman lite like people thought pre-release, it's essentially Uncharted. Worst parts in replays would probably be the walk-and-talk sections whenever you go back to MI6 or the beginning of the Knightfall chapter. Perfectly fine 7/10, more if you're into Bond. /vpol/ shitposters can tongue my anus.
absolute ludokino intro theme
Snoy tier slop/10
>>739918857Pokemon red and blue sold 200,000 within the first two weeks in the USA. What an absolute flop, right?
>>7399179608/10 probably the best Bond game
>>739917960It's left and not right.
>>739919109Pokemon's budget wasn't shit, retard.
>>739918857>this game sells well>"WOW IT'S NOTHING">Stellar blade sells like a mil copies>"OMFG OMFG GAMING IS BACKWhy is this?
Based alone for the Portuguese slag
>>739918928>70koh shit, it got another spike beating Pragmata
it looks like it plays like every other action game from the last 20 years, a lot of the sequences look like they were lifted from other games too.
>>739917960If you've never played Hitman: World of Assassination, it'll be an 8/10. If you have, more like a 6.5/10. Combat may be way better than Hitman but stealth and mission stories are just so dumbed down you can't really engage with them. The actual plot is kind of interesting but the pacing is terrible and you never learn to give a shit about Greenway or M. Also, Bond is really, really "not the Bond you know" in this. He's borderline incompetent, impulsive, and rarely thinks two or three steps ahead because he's so self-righteous. He has no suave, he doesn't get a Bond Girl, and the small cast of antagonists he comes up against are all written to be dumber than him because the writers were forbidden to write him intelligently.
>>739918928first light sold 1.5 million copies in 24 hoursfailguard sold 1.5 million copies totali guess steamies are more represented with troon games while 007 sold more to normalfags with consoles
>>739918857>than it does with anything Bond. No recognizable Bond character, no multiplayer that goes for daysThis retard only watched Lets Plays of Goldeneye.
>>739919237British women are the ones lusting over portuguese cock though
>>739919065Is that the cable car from Hokkaido?
>>739919342Both are shit kys
>>739917960In 2015 it would have been a 7/10But because of the horrible state of the industry and how extremely non-existent standards are now, it's a 10/10 in 2026.
>>739919342this is obviously shill bait but must remind people, the 1.5 number is presales. no update since so sales has halted
>>739919361Not yours though
>>739919384MISTAH JASHAN PAHMANIt's the Antarctica but it did give me Hokkaido vibes, and the Bond girl you're with is half-Japanese
why did they make bond look like tom cruise
>>739918983I hated how they gave all the classic one liners to other characters. Especially 'shaken not stirred' being given to Isola. Like, it's not enough Bond has to be rescued from his situation every time but he also doesn't get to act at all like a professional spy on assignment and all of those moments are given to Isola or Cressida or Greenway. I don't care this is supposed to be newbie trainee 18-year old Bond. He's not some fucking rookie at the start of the game. He's an SAS operative who's already been through their elite training.
>>739919406first light is made for straight menveilguard is made for troonsthey are not the same, no matter how hard faggots seethe at it
I'm five hours in now, and the design of the game is starting to drag and break down.The whole thing up until the aiport chase was good enough, then it just starts going down, which makes sense. Devs know 90% of players only play games for 3 hours and move on, so that's the part they polished.
>>739919470I've been to Bournemouth, London and Algarve.I got my whistle wet each time by a britisg slag.
it's no everything or nothing
>>739919568>zoomer Bond made by AAA slop studioThey are the same trash just instead of pandering to tranny D&D retards it panders to clueless mouthbreating brownoids instead
I watched someone else play and thank GodHow many times did the research assistant save the life of the trained spy?More than a few.Pretty retarded.
>>739919669zoomer bond is only into women that are older than him in the game, the propaganda couldn't be more obvious
>>739919570Aleph is easily the worst part of the game.>it just starts going down, which makes sense. Devs know 90% of players only play games for 3 hours and move onI actually find the game does nothing but get better. I found Slovakia to be too "tutorial-y" and constrained.
The melee and gunplay feel so Good. The driving is okay. Can seamlessly jump between controller and kb+m, which is a big plus. Like the characters and story too. Q is my zesty nigga.
>>739918857Shut the fuck up retard
>>739919201Not sure why you'd pretend to be this retarded, even anonymously. Your lack of self respect is more telling about you than baity.
best training montage im vidya
Why does posting steam charts cause lashing out? It's not like you are working for the company.
>>739919709It really is. Like a very pale imitation of Paris, but with a really pointless celebrity cameo that amounts to nothing.
>>739919774>It's not like you are working for the companylolIf BF6 shilling didn't convice you nothing can.
>>739919739suck me off
>>739918536Gameplay looks cool. How's the story?
>>739919774Because no one cares about PC players and the conversation is reduced to laughing at numbers.>LOOK! ONLY 44,000 PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS CITY! AHAHAHAHAHACool.
>>739917960good movie game. like the individual gameplay mechanics are kind of a joke but good presentation?? shrug.
>>739919849If you like Unsharted you'll feel right at home.It's tailor made for retards that like that grabage.
>>739917960Pretty good, better movie game than Indiana Jones, which was pretty solid.
Its ok. 7/10.
>>739917960Diverse, feminist slop. 4/10
>>739917960Fun enough. Story mode was decent. Tac sim is barebones as hell. Enjoyed it but probably never going to touch it again unless they something cool to Tac Sim.
>>739919858>no one cares about PC playersWhich is why multiple publishers have their own launcher so they can boast to invstors about playercounts. lmao consolecucks, you just wanted an Unshartedlike
>>739917960pretty good, a lot of Bond throwbacks for Bond fans at any level. I fucking love that you can do that stupid donuts machine gun thing with the Aston MartinNot much else outside of that though. It was also pretty clear they ran out of cash on some levels with the hitman-y stuff being so thin it might as well be a MMO fetch quest or hallway
I bond burgered your sister last night
>>739919849>How's the story?It's a Bond movie. A good one. As in better than anything Craig outside Casino.
>>739920014and best intro song since skyfall
>>739918928I have no fucking idea how Dragon Age became a thing past the first game. Origins is one of the blandest RPGs I've ever played. And then add in the fact Bioware hasn't made a good game since Mass Effect 2, and the absolutely abomination that was Andomeda And yet people still, STILL bought Veilguard. It makes no fucking sense
>>739919849Storytelling itself is good and high quality but the actual plot and narrative could be strongerI liked the concept far more than the execution and instead of coming together at the end with a nice bow it sort of falls flat. Antarctica lair chapter is the peak for the story
I was going to play it but ended up just watching the story on YouTube. The story was relatively decent and engaging imo. The gameplay looked very basic so I dont really see any point to ever play it now as the story was the good part.
the jeet M is a good actress desuall the acting in this is really goodit really is like playing a good movie
10/10 setpieces
>>739917960Everyone, Henry has come to see us!
Correct any mistakes I make, or shitpost away:WHAT'S WOKE/MODERN AUDIENCESDaniel Craig bond movie type, brown, female leadership everywhere. WHAT'S CHUDLYHot bond girl asses. All safe horny, as none of the press are complaining. Only chudly enough to really trigger PC gamer.WHAT'S HITMANSMALL SEGMENTS OF THE MAIN GAME. THE POST GAME, WHICH ISN'T FUCKING DONE YET. WHAT'S MOVIETHE ENTIRE SUPERSTRUCTURE. THIS IS A MOVIE GAME. IF YOU HATE MOVIE GAMES STAY THE FUCK AWAY.MY RATINGpeople who liked absolution should get it. people who wanted a Craig sort of movie game should get it.I will get at some discount. Maybe 50 percent. Note that the women look better than the previews from 9 months ago. I get the vibe from the set pieces where bond get bailed out constantly, and the women were less sexy, that they reacted to the "modern audiences" audience reaction and dumped in more ho' outfits.
very enjoyable gamelots of different ways to do missions in which fun
it was funneeded to let you use your gun morei think they restricted it because a silenced pistol would make all the gadets uselessgood ol fashioned spycraft (murder) is always more fun
>>739920529Jesus, that blonde chick is down bad.
>>739920529not true at all, the combat is awful and you can't shoot your gun unless allowed and the gameplay feels closest to star wars outlaws
>>739920796i was fucking fuming when she almost fucked up the nightclub mission
>>739917960It’s okay. Not as good as Hitman, holds your hand too much and has mid-tier Netflix series level writing, but it’s a competently made game. I wouldn’t mind if some things like bluffing were carried over to the next Hitman.
>739920814awful bait
I saw a video of a guy doing a driving section and he didn't have to press a single button, this game kinda reminded me of the Indiana Jones game, I played it recently and the gameplay was fucking ass not sure why it got so much praise.
>>739919607Good for you mate but I wouldn’t gloat about fucking British women
Story is very Bond,my only complaint:I wish Bond would of picked 7 because that was Greenway's number instead of honoring the first 6 candidates that really had 0 impact after 2 hours
>DSP makes a video saying it's too easy while showing footage of him constantly dying
I'm very indecisive and flappable so I'll just let my post decideOdds I buy it right nowEvens I wait for a sale
>>739920856>cucks her boyfriend with bond>immediately starts seething when he talks to some random bitchwoman moment
>>739921109Looks like you are gonna have a blast anonIt takes about 2 hours to get into the meat of the game but I suggest you get invested in the story as much as possible during the opening segments
go woke, top the charts1.5 million saleswait for fridaywait for the weekend <---you are hereit didn't fail cause it was woke, it failed cause james bond was not popularpretend this release didn't happen
Webb did nothing wrong. An AI supercomputer is going to have growing pains.
>>739917960
>>739921171If it's anything like Agent Under Fire/Nightfire/Everything or Nothing but with Hitman™ elements I'm sure I'll like it
>>739921257He lost the moral high ground after blackmailing the British government with illegally collected quantum entaglement info to give him a full pardon or else.Also his knowledge about "them" that wanted the Quantum Computer shows he knew who Isolde was working forIt's Spectre btw. It's always fucking Spectre
>>739921257should probably work them out before giving it control over everything
needs thicker women
>>739917960>movie game>easy combat>different locations fun/10
>>739920814>not true at all, the combat is awful and you can't shoot your gun unless allowed and the gameplay feels closest to star wars outlawsStar Wars Outlaws has hilarious bug compilations, almost as funny as Assasssins Creed Shadows.
>>739919907thisthe platforming sections and the rooftop sniper and MI6 indoor snipers scenes are... underwhelming[end spoiler] significant sections of the game dragged, and some pacing and transition issues were very palpable.
>>739920907very awful
>>739918115Last night I woke zoomer bond goyslop your sister
>>739917960It's alright I guess.I'm about to head into the final section of the game and so far there are parts I enjoyed and also some I didn't really like.Going to finish it tomorrow but so far I'd give it a solid 7/10.
>>739917960Pretty much the perfect cozy game. It is like Snoger games from the early 2000s when they still understood what made casual adventure movie games good. Before the over-the-shoulder preachy fag shit they do now. But it is elevated beyond that. As enjoyable as a less retarded Uncharted with a little of the freedom from Hitman but with a significantly evolved version of Bamham/AssCrud combat (finally a mainstream studio has figured out how to add world interactivity to melee combat). I can't wait to see how they evolve the melee combat in a sequel or ideally its inclusion into the next Hitman game. I'm still rockhard from jamming those faggy twins faces into glass earlier. The perfect game to lean back in my chair, prop my feet up, sip on a glass of red wine, smoke my cigar and game on my steam controller to.
>>739921545The slut from the Vietnam mission was the closest we got to some thickness.A shame that she disappeared as quickly as she came.
>>739917960A walking sim where, get this, your choices don't matter.
>>739922608>walking simThis phrase has lost all meaning.
>>739922342Like this take too, it had some cozy moments for sure. The gunplay was very fun at times, and the beat-em-up combat could use a little work, especially when fighting multiple enemies.>>739922608>>739922713interesting contradictions.. technically, every game (with a character/movement) is a walking sim as a core gameplay mechanic.At times it felt like the world could've been massively expanded, and with such a budget the gameplay loop got a bit stale and felt constricted at times.
Its a solid game, 7/10Weirdly enough the biggest setback I'd say are the mini-Hitman sections. It fucked the pacing up badly in Webb Industries/Perch and even the Arctic place was just a slog of boring shooting sections. The game lacked the Uncharted setpieces that the hotel middle had. It felt like taking a mid attempt at Uncharted, and a mid attempt at Hitman, and mushing them together. Neither side compliments the other at all.
>>739917960I am having a blast! :D
>>739917960It's actually pretty alright but not worth $70. A few hours in I realized it's basically just a modern version of Everything or Nothing that's a little tighter (except for the railroaded driving). On a side note, I really like the new take on the setting and I wish that the new series coming would basically just be like this even though I know it will crank up the wokeness like 50 times worse than First Light does.Also Bond looks like Henry.
>>739921059Well he spent months with them, unlike us.
>>739924505What are you talking about? Bond looks nothing like Harry
Best part of the game was getting the infinite Q-Watch and not having to run around looking for Purell for 2 minutes just to shoot a dart.
>>739920796she's a pretty accurate depiction of a british slagshe just needs to be a little fatter
>>739917960Gameplay, and writing for the modern audience.
>>739917960it's barely a game
>>739918057yeah it was really well executed
>>739924654Unironically it would be better if it was more akin to a Telltale game or something, and the "social stealth parts" were the only real gameplay with the action put to QTEs or something.
weekend /v/ is so retarded
>>739919858Hitman absolution sparked mass layoffs for selling 5 million copies. Hitman world of assassination sold 15 million. 100k is firing the CEO territory.
>>739924738>Hitman world of assassination sold 15 millionAcross 10 years and 3 different titles
>>739921356WTF is with that shit where MI6 was shitting itself because Webb threatened to leak data if he died then he died anyway and his dead man's switch is never mentioned again. Also when Moneypenny gets stabbed in the faraday cage. Once Bond leaves the cage he doesn't radio for help, he just quips about M missing him.
>>739925189the Webb stalemate was because if Bond goes for Hyperion, Webb shoots him. If he shoots Webb, Hyperion leaks the data. But then Isolde shoots Webb. Changing the stalemate; now if Bond stops Isolde stealing Hyperion, Webb dies and leaks the data. If Bond keeps Webb's heart beating. Isolde can take Hyperion offline.The deadman's switch never triggers because Hyperion was taken offlineNo idea about the 2nd part. That was clearly an oversight
>>739918115Last night I james pattied your sister
funthe hitman parts suckthe uncharted parts are goodas far as being bond-like goes the only thing I didn't like is the whole boot camp thing with the other bozosno idea how they're going to make this as replayable as woa but I wish them luck
Worst game i ever played. This board is dead.
Why does Q look like white-haired David Bowie
Story and writing are very good. Characters are good. Gameplay is alright but I like the melee combat a lot. 8/10
>>739917960It sucks.That's it, that's the review.
>>739925553Oh that's dumb, I figured the dead man's switch would have been on a remote system, not the thing within Bond's grabbing distance.
Game of the year.
>>739925916all assets frozen and tapped outside of the hidden evil lair in the arctic, please understand
This is going to be my first ever modern style "movie game" because I don't own a playstation, didn't want to start Uncharted at the 4th entry, and I still have too much zombie fatigue for TLoU. I think Hitman Absolution is the closest to a movie game I ever played before but that's not modern anymore.
>>739926054>didn't want to start Uncharted at the 4th entryBut you'll start First Light at the 007th entry?
>>739918536>>739919849jesus christ you glue eaters, the enemies were literally coded to miss most of their shots, there is constant collisions through walls and other npcs, this is actual amateur shit
>>739921704more people actually bought outlaws, there's just as many jank bugs in first light, just not nearly enough people giving a fuck to make compilations of them
>>739917960it's troll kino to say you love it, it makes people sperg out and think you're a paid shill(which we could be)
>deliberately leaves the plot with the chick dangling>there is le greater evil looming in the horizon>JAMES BOND WILL RETURN like its a marvel moviepretty cringe tbqhwyf
>>739926054Exact same place. Never played one of these before. I think the closest is Indiana Jones which I enjoyed.
>>739924842No, that's just their 2016 game. Grand Theift Auto 4 sold 25 million. Mini Ninjas sold 6 million. Elden Ring sold 30 million. Sekiro sold 11 million. I would say a studio of this size selling so few copies is unheard of, but we have recent examples like Bungie going from selling 14 million copies of Halo 3 to a similar 1 million with their latest woke flop Marathon.
>>739917960It's woke but not very in your face woke. Moneypenny was always a woman, now she's a black woman. Q was always a snarky know it all sissy, so no change there. You can ignore the dei in it and enjoy an easy stealth movie game. Nothing wrong with fun slop, don't worry about what others think of what you enjoy.
I died a bunch of times during the plane shootout because I thought it was on a timer so I was desperately trying to bumrush to the plane
>>739926521>didn't crush everyone with the shit in the plane
>>739920119Antarctica lair?!
>>739919828I'd like to have been in the recording biith when the editors realised what they'd be wirking with fir Lenny's performanceHis Lieutenant's performance was so much better it's silly
>>739926406you know "James Bond will return" has been a thing since Connery right? It was a statement from MGM - that even if the 2nd Bond movie fails like everyone said it will, they will invest and make another. Just about every Bond movie since then had that statement.Marvel stole it zoom zoom.
>>739926481moneypenny was black in the recent movies tooand least she's a cute lightskinned black girl in this
>>739917960not a bad start to probably a full Bond vidya series.the combat works well and the gadgets are fun.the Hitman areas could use some work. They don't suck but they're just not it. They're like little puzzles with a few set solutions and one is probably easy and right in your face or the game throws every solution at you and tells you to pick one.and if you fuck up any stealth you can just punch your way through thingsStory was good, pretty predictable but not bad. Kind of wish that Greenway survived because he was based once he took the stick out of his ass
>>739926406You have NEVER, EVER watched a 007 film. Pathetic shitpost
>>739926406
>>739919774Scares console niggers because they know their numbers are worse
>>739921287Alas, a modern neuvo-ceiling light being off centre to old fashioned plaster molds is quite realistic
>>739920454only accurate post from this dogshit websiteevery other faggot posting is either bitching about woke or ironically shilling because one level has some mid in swimwearmeanwhile the gameplay is fucking uncharted tier with over half the runtime being cutscenes, walk and talk, and fake platformingI dont give a fuck if it shows full penetration of a d-cup french girl if the game is BORING
>>739918938why do faceblind autists keep saying this? they look nothing alike
>that part where Greenway and Bond just fuck shit up like a 2man army while the theme playsoh, so they do know what the 00 title means in the techno thriller genre. Why the fuck did they make the others such jobbers.
>>739926169Actually my first entry was 007 vs the Satanic Dr. No.
>>739917960It's fun agree with >>739918091 it's the perfect movie game in that it feels like you're playing a movie and not like you're watching a video game(this is the difference between a good movie game and a bad one but /v/ isn't ready for this conversation). They nail the tone of just the right mix of campy charm and serious drama, the combat is genuinely surprisingly solid coming from the hitman devs, the stealth and open ended level designs are all more shallow than in Hitman with way fewer options and a much more railroaded experience that's also way easier since Bond's gear is laughably OP and can trivialize everything. I like nu-bond, he mogs Craig. Good game.
Where the fuck do I even watch Bond movies, it seems all physical copies
>>739917960007 First Light is great, I enjoyed pretty much every aspect of my playthrough. Its not a long playthrough, but its worth the 15-20 hours.
>>739926970Just pirate themYou can buy them on Amazon Prime
>IO Interactive took inspiration from the freeflow combat system in the Batman: Arkham series>For the action-adventure video game 007: First Light (developed by IO Interactive), the opening credits sequence is brought to life by the official title song "First Light," performed by singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey
>>739926627>spoilerI kinda like it for him. Q's statement with him essentially being dead for 10 years and meeting Bond brought him back to life. That Bond was the First Light he saw for a long time.Also he died from fucking up the iconic Bond turn and shoot, despite executing it perfectly, age is just a bitch.I just wish it was revealed 7 was his number and James takes it out of respect. It's also an allusion from the whole Black Bond fiasco and the multiple 007 theory
>>739926406>JAMES BOND WILL RETURN like its a marvel movieOr you know.... like James Bond.....
nice short and sweet game with challenge modeskinda like pragmata
so who's gonna get cast as Blofeld
>>739919752>DURR BUDGET DOESN'T MATTER DURR I'M A GAY FAGGOT RETARD DURRRWow dude, you sure showed me. Perhaps I'll think before I insult faggots like you in the future.
>>739922497>The west is becoming less woke than JapanBizzaro timeline
>>739926970Just pirate them. Even if you have Amazon Prime you still have to pay to watch them per movie, and with a potential 25 entries that shit's going to add up.
>>739920043>I have no fucking idea how Dragon Age became a thing past the first game. Origins is one of the blandest RPGs I've ever played.Nobody was making anything like Buldur's Gate in the late 2000s.
>>739927158you mean Trevelyan? That's his line.And the only real answer is Monroe
>>739927147don't bother talking to an obvious shitskin who openly and proudly knows less than nothing about the subject matter. arguing about culture war shit is the closest thing to video games he can experience from his brownoid hovel
>>739918148/thread
>>739927245I feel like the shitposters on /v/ have gotten more openly dishonest these days. Like not even a year ago you'd at least see them pretend to be genuine but now it's like they don't even care about the fact that everyone can tell they're talking out of their ass.
>>739917960Kino.https://youtu.be/DHZMcnNVtlE
>>739927302I know this is just unlucky timing of the screenshot but it looks like they shut off all the lights in the club
>>739917960It's a mediocre TPS in the vein of tlou and such.Except here you're not even playing the game half the time and instead running towards wherever the compass points you. I swear it has less gameplay than sony shit.A real shame because the core mechanics are promising and are begging for a proper open ended level.Maybe that's where TacSim comes into play but I haven't tried it yet.
>>739927363The lighting is really good in that area, so many lights at one time. I remember watching a behind the scenes thing where they showed off the lighting system and how they optimized for having lots and lots of light sources at once
I just found out that completing all the challenges for a mission unlocks that specific outfit in tacsim. I don't know why they didn't just add some more unlockables and content to that mode but I guess I can try to pacifist through a couple encounters until it gets updated
>>739927420Cool, was going to replay the game anyway to get all the collectables.
>decidedly not a stealth game>still find myself savescumming to ghost through an areawhy am I like this
>>739927257if it was forgotten we wouldn't be here you samefagging retard
>>739927302
>>739927462I want to collectible hunt but there's so fucking many I'll never get them all without a guide. I'll probably cave and use a guide at some point since I'm so close to having all the cheevos
>>739917960Kino. Enjoyed the story. Gameplay was a bit clunky at times. Looking forward to another to see where the plot goes. It's a solid "buy it on sale" game.
>>739927493>that section in chapter 4 where you can stealth through the whole ship>there's like 50 enemies thereI gave up after the first 10 and just started blasting. Also that section made me realize how laughably over powered the grab and throw is with all the enemies in that level that are stood next to ledges.
Indiana Jones and 007 were both great movie games, I hope we see more devs work on this because they seem to understand the movies a lot more than Hollywood nowadays.
>>739927583Turns out to make a good movie game you just had to make a playable movie and not whatever the fuck Sony thinks they're doing.
>>739927543kino keyboard
felt like playing a good bond movie which was their objectivesolid 8/10
ok I need some clarification about the bondgirlnear the end of the game, James says he figured out who she works for and says its the CIA and he has a whole schizo reasoning for it, but she just says "no, retard. not even close" and they move on, but this comes IMMEDIATELY AFTER the scene where they fuck and James watches a Chinese submarine arrive to deliver them equipment. Like she is so obviously a Chinese agent that I was shocked they acknowledged it at all, let alone for him to be fucking incorrect about it.Is Bond fucking stupid or something?
It's SPECTRE, isn't it? It's weird that the villains aren't part of it but the Bond girl is
>>739919546>He's not some fucking rookie at the start of the game. He's an SAS operative who's already been through their elite training.Retard he's not SAS. He was a helicopter crewman (in training) for the Royal Navy. His uniform in the first mission says "Royal Navy" and the SAS are part of the Army. He's literally a newfag to the world of spycraft in this game. It's clear that Isola is supposed to be his "Vesper Lynd" mystery woman. Her introducing him to the "Shaken not stirred" vodka Martini could easily be the origin of that character trait of his here.
>>739927805>It's weird that the villains aren't part of itIsola says that her employer manipulated webb
>>739927785well first of all anon, the sub was JapaneseAlso the tech:>camo diving suits>clothes with heating nanofibers>EMP shooter pistol attachment is very much non MSS or Kumintang. The chinese steal and copy, never making their own
>>739927963>the sub was Japanesesame thing, but either way that would be the most obvious choice for assumed employer. the guess he makes in the next level is so pants on head retarded I thought I had missed something
I think the license to kill shootouts are terrible. I get what they’re going for, but the game’s animations are way to loose to be attempting a combat system like this. It’s basically asking you to play Vanquish with Last of Us controls. Even Tomb Raider’s reboot played better than this. The core problem is you have no ammunition and enemy gunfire is constantly on you, so there’s nothing to close the gap with if you’re further out under fire after the gun throw. The watch and gadgets could have been that, except you have to constantly pick up bleach and Duracells from the level. The whole thing is very rough and I don’t think the reviewers played past the opening. This isn’t even getting into the Hitman segments.
>>739927419I prefer the night club in Hitman™
>>739928023her back-story for wanting to get Webb was her parents worked on THEIA, but realized Webb was crazy so they went to the CIA but the plane blew up before they can get to the states. The only other agency that would know about THEIA and want it then is the CIA.Japan is a US protectorate. It's not that farfetched
>>739917960When it comes out that this game flopped and the layoffs start, what will the cope be?
>>739928105it gets even more pants on retarded when you get the rocket pen. On hardest difficulty there's enough enemies that you can recoup the chem cost from the ones you killed
>>739917960Nightfire clears and remains the best bond game
>>739927695Ty anon. I love the Z10, especially for the LCD. Shame they don't make em anymore. I gotta clean it.
>>739928205>The only other agency that would know about THEIA and want it then is the CIA.ah, or her actual employer who "manipulated Webb" and is very obviously SPECTRE like other anons are sayingbut that makes sense, thanks
>>739917960It's a good game that makes contrarians seethe.
there should be a difficulty mode where you're only allowed to throw things and nothing else
>>739928318well yea, it's always SPECTRE. But we have a few more schemes before it's revealed.We also need a Felix
>>739928407*clink*
4/10 realistically without fanboy goggles
>>739928468Felix is namedropped in a document in Q-Labs and apparently he's Q's buddy
>>739917960I will never play this game.I don't like movie games and I can't tell if it's a good movie game or not, but it looks better than uncharted, tlou, gow etc to me.
>>739924653Post him failing the melee tutorial, please.
>>739928105imo it comes down to the level design. it's all big open areas where you can't isolate enemies and worst of all almost all of them have an elevated area at the very end where you have some enemies capable of sniping at you no matter where you hide.
>>739928538>Q's buddyit just won't be the same unless they have the rival bromance going
>>739927231You mean Nash. He's the only one outside of Bond who survived seemingly unscathed.
>>739917960Could not conceive a more bland Bond subtitle than ''First Light''
>>739928830Second Son
>>739928784Monroe had some fake looking blood and "no pulse" going for him. So I suspect a "you're alive twist". Nash being a 'just some dude that was there' from the audience perspective won't have the same impact as the iconic 6 v 7 fight.
>>739928863Third Strike
The writers involved with James and Moneypenny's lines deserves a raise. They really nailed the will they/won't they dynamic they've had in the entire Bond series.
fuck stealthwe run n gun
How exactly did Damien survive being stabbed in the eye and then falling off a cliff and then having a dozen industrial metal rods that probably weighed at least 200 pounds each dropped on him?
>>739917960movie game/10just play hitman while watching Bond films.
>>739929264>It’s Batman!
>>739929340he OD'd on super serum
I think this whole things was a TV series that Amazon wanted to do but turned into a video game instead.
>>739918857Bait used to be believable. Pathetic.
>>739929437every chapter did reek a self contained story, yea.But it's also the Hitman people, and they are masters of loosely connected levels
>>739929340Super serum and cybernetic enhancements
>>739929393lol
>>739929393Hitman is not 007.
so many retarded takes ITT
>>739929594World of Assassination are the most Bond coded games to ever have been made, more so than direct Bond games themselves.
>>739929784Hitman is not 007.
>>739929340It's clear by the end that his cybernetic armor is doing the heavy lifting, or basically all the lifting for him, especially with the game calling attention to the spine and how much he struggles to move his arms and has to manually push his legs around with his arms when it's damaged. He might legitimately be a quadriplegic if not a paraplegic without it.
Are they going to add the other levels to the Operations Tacsim?
fun game with neat easter eggs that aren't related to 007
>>739917960So far I've got two instances of funny stuff happening. On two occasions, when I hit E to use something, Bond's pathfinding derps out and he just lumbers around trying to get to the relevant interactable. Kinda stressful when I was navigating the laser tripwires on the boat and tried turning on the water valves. Other time was when I was talking to the lady in the market who wanted the gem and Bond just kept walking sideways while chatting. Only happened twice.Second thing is that I sometimes complete those "no knockouts or kills" challenges when I actually had gotten into a fight and knocked somebody out. That one's ok with me though.Overall I'm very impressed with how it just works. I'm used to western AAA feeling really stiff and unsatisfying, but here there's lots of things going on at the same time without it looking like the game is trying to do more than it can. Especially the combat scenarios where there's lots of armed enemies pinning you down, trying to flank you, fragging you out of cover, and meanwhile you can always turn on the Q-watch for some slo-mo or to use gadgets. Or blow up some of those delicious red barrels, god I love them.
>>739929959there's a "coming soon" involving the Aston Martin drive course
>>739929340They should give Cressida a super suit in the sequel
>snow level>no ski chase
It would be easy to just reference the 25 Bond flicks and call it a day but I like that there's a lot of deepcut references to the Fleming and even post-Fleming novels.>tfw OHMSS kicks in just as Bond reunites with Greenway at the quarry>Greenway takes his fatal wound replicating the gun barrel shot while pushing Bond out of the wayThe only real disappointment was just Bond getting 007 because he was the seventh recruit. With how many parallels they deliberately set up between Greenway and "classic Bond," even his ex-wife basically being Vesper if she wasn't a double agent with the line about her working for the treasury, it would've been neat if they finished off that story arc with Bond inheriting it as Greenway's old number. It wouldn't even have been the first time they did it, Forever and a Day had a fresh minted 007 Bond hunting down the people that killed the previous 007.That and I guess you don't really get to do much with the weaponized Aston Martin other than do donuts and hold down shoot.
I like how in Antarctica Bond says he doesn't approve of the Japanese chick shooting guards without giving them a chance to fight back but you can yank guards off a balcony, KO them and let them fall 200 feet into the freezing ocean a-ok.
Lenny Kravitz is terrible in this.
>>739930004I just overheard a line about how homemade alcohol is "only good for degreasing engines"somehow a Matrix 1 reference in 2026 felt way weirder than a Breaking Bad reference
>>739930171>Bond getting 007 because he was the seventh recruitI thought it worked. He is assigned 001 and chooses 7 to honor his fallen comrades. I'm more surprised we never find out Greenways original 00 codename
>>739930171>you don't really get to do much with the weaponized Aston Martin other than do donuts and hold down shoot.I for one love how they made it pretty clear the best strategy was to do donuts and shoot.https://youtu.be/fJzRn3mwbpU?si=hs0MB_rA0f-5flSJ&t=211
>>739930171ikr! There were so many allusions that Greenway was 007.Would have been great if Bond chooses it for him instead of the randos.
>every QTE is brain dead button mashing except for Q teaching Bond how to tie a bow tie
>>739930258It's rubber ocean
>>739930004kino
>>739930258he has a license to kill. she doesn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw4FEOWZETo
>>739930517In pre release footage he was wearing the white tux without a tie, and I thought if you failed the QTE he would give up and go tieless, like a little mini choice similar to the persistent watch strap colorit cannot be failed unfortunately
mixtape tier driving sectionsso thats a 10/10
>>739930171>"what do I do! I need you to tell me what to do!">promise me, don't let it change you.">you were the "first light" Greenway saw for a long timeit's criminal how 7 wasn't an inheritance from Greenway
they did the thing
I’m gonna say it. I like bond’s jacket and turtleneck in this game and wish I could buy a similar ones!
>>739930769as far as Archer references go, I'm glad it's this and not one of the more outlandish lines like danger zone or this is how we get ants
>>739930783He reminds me of Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker
>>739930783First rule of buying shit because you saw a more handsome man wear it in a movie or something; do not cheap out on leather or waxed cotton and just buy weird replicas from no name Chinese websites.Ryan Gosling's Drive jacket is satin and tailored to his physique, it is not a cheap mass produced polyester and you would probably be better off just buying a Uniqlo bomber jacket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ2x3YzQrx0It's like the perfect balance between MGSV and Uncharted or something like Sleeping Dogs. This is how all 3rd person action movie games should be
I'm glad Moneypenny is actually sorta cute and likable
>>739919607I don't doubt itWhat do you think of the game though?
why isnt it a stealth gamea guy from britain doesnt have natural superman quality of being immune to bullets so fighting dozen people shooting at him isn't very plausiblelike, they use a movie franchise ip and that would make sense from marketing the IP perspective
good game but the next one better have a volcano or a space station
>>739927493Me too anon, me too. Still i'm having a hard time climbing the crypto tower in aleph without being detected.
>>739918928>>739919284UHHH PEDOMATA XISTERS?????
they did the thing!!!
>>739931042For gods sake you pathetic zoom zoomWatch a single 007 film and play at least one other 007 game that was released in the last 20 years before you make another post
does Felix appear in this game?
>>739919065I fucking loved Nightfire. Should I get this one?
>>739919568at least veilguard had fuckable and good looking women that had estrogen in them and looked chubby in the right spotsfagcouldn't say the same for 007
>>739931271ever heard of "tone"007 isnt a superman and his work isnt being superman who is sent to the 3rd world to kill hundreds of goonswhy ever bother with stealth, just drop him from a plane to drop into a place and murder everyone, hes superman
Watch a single 007 film and play at least one other 007 game that was released in the last 20 years before you make another post
>entire plot is "Sorry Bond, chatGPT is just TOO good, we can't go back to reading non-summarized emails even if it means needing a whole murder squad dedicated to Correcting the Record.™ Oh what's that? You took it upon yourself to defeat the bad guy without our support? Thank you for bringing izzat to MI6, long live the King!"
>>739918669Moneypenny? More like monkeypenny.
Goldeneye and Nightfire are still better. Please stand for the national anthem of Nightfire. DONTLOVE MEQUIETLY
>>739931184just finished this challenge. youre going to have to use both your bluffs in the first area, on the first group of 3 guards and then again on the guys just past them playing poolafter that, you can climb across the outer wall and poison dart the last dude by the final door
its my GOTY. does this game have the most attractive women since Cyberpunk? Maybe GTA VI will beat it later
>>739931320trying waaay too hard anonI'm sending you back to the shitpost academy, you're retaking the exam
>>739931391>>739931268it might just be because they used the same mocap, but it's kinda cool they have the same Bond barrel pose.
>>739931556Or with Bond walking in from the "right" during that scene it's supposed to emphasize that it's a gun barrel moment, just with Greenway doing it and getting shot in the process while Bond gets shoved to safety.Just like No Time to Die had a similar pseudo gun barrel shot during the climax.
>>739931502Never used bluff or lure so far, is that a really powerful tool? I'm usually prefer total ghost approach
>>739931709>Never used bluffExtremely powerful and can pacify entire groups of enemies.
>>739931709bluff lets you safely walk through entire rooms as long as there isnt an enforcer. I didnt really use it much either in my first playthrough, just wanted to brawl past everyone. but I am realizing it is the only way to do some of these pacifist challenges
>>739931739Well i gotta start using that then, thanks anon
It has its momentshttps://streamable.com/lypj0z
>>739931652you know, it's actually a nice fitting backstory to the gun barrel scene that Bond practices it to perfection since his failure to execute that specific move is what led to the death of his father figure.
>>739926816We're still in the marketing period, and those fucks are just running through their scripts.
Sex with Cressida. Marriage with Cressida. Having children with Cressida.
>>739917960I basically powered through the game over the weekend, and while I've got some complaints about pacing and how the "licensed to kill" system works, overall it was a very fun time. It's definitely a "movie" or cinematic style game, but considering its Bond, I think it works quite well- and not for nothing, the story itself was pretty good. Coherent, lots of foreshadowing, especially great acting from the cast, although the initial training section is especially slow.The "figure out how to proceed" sections are interesting, but the highlight of the game for sure is the gunplay. Something about Bond's animations and the way he fights is very fun and novel to me. It encourages you to move with a sort of "flow", especially since you chuck empty weapons at enemies to stun them, and can follow it up with a melee/disarm attack to keep the fight going.Really solid experience overall, and it's actually longer than I expected it to be, but still felt like it was a bit short even when the credits rolled. I beat it in about 13 hours.If you like Bond, or the spy fantasy at all, or want a different take on Uncharted, I would recommend it. If you're a dribbling retard who complains that Bond takes orders from a woman even though it's been a series staple since Brosnan, get the fuck out.
Does the classic Bond tune every play, the "Dana! dun, Dana! dun, da-dada-dada"
This is what I want a MGS or "modern Assassins Creed" to be like
>>739931912It plays during several climactic setpieces, starting somewhere around the back half.
>>739931912the main Bond theme motif is used a few times throughout the game, yes. I am actually glad they didnt overuse it constantly
>>739931912very. very. much so
The only thing I dislike is Greenway's death is a bit forced.
>>739917960the faces he make while eavesdropping are so dorky
>>739931912The main theme motif is used sparingly, they didn't over rely on it and there's a lot of unique music insteadThey could have used it a liiiiiiittle bit more
>>739917960I think developers need to replay their games at least twice back to back and remove whatever shit drags on in the 2nd playthrough, because this game has way too many moments where jackshit happens
>>739918057Yeah I was actually surprised the training part was pretty good and had me invested in his fellow trainees a bit.
>>739931819cute! CUTE!
Is the gameplay closer to a Hitman sandbox or an Uncharted scripted adventure?
>>739932060Hitman non-sandbox like Absolution meets Uncharted
>>739917960Looks like they took the fun parts of the new Hitman games, and made it into a movie game. If there was a demo I'd give it a shot. The Paris demo for Hitman 2016 sold me when I was first on the fence then.
>>739932060Imagine someone tried to copy uncharted's homework and failed in every aspect (i.e. no puzzles, full handholding, press W to progress, cutscene after cutscene, get stuck because didn't hold a specific button while clinging).
>>739931819ISOLATED
>>739932094You did not play the game.
Cressida should've been with James.
>>739932084It’s not as good as Hitman, don’t get your hopes up. It’s more like the ballroom scene from Uncharted 4.
>>739932179This
>you know red dead redemptions horse riding and characters talk for 4 minutes>what if we did that in a land rover
>>739932245tbf each land rover scene is less than two minutes
>>739932178Get raped by dogs, marketer. This shit game was so awful I had to use cheat engine's speedhack for the last 5 chapters of the game because everything became a 1 scripted path and had to be done in a very specific way.And it's very frontloaded. Everything you see in the beginning of the game is of higher quality than it is later. Even the fucking meme fight with monroe couldn't ever be topped off later.
>>739932210Best girl. She should've appeared atleast one more time at the end.
>>739931652The ones integrated with the story are the best ones
the club is stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZCy0hYcMc
>>739932430Why?https://youtu.be/NNzZm7x-zQU?si=UH5W6v67WSpNCFci
>>739931305it's more like Everything or Nothing honestly so if you liked that then yeah
>>739917960Movieslop
>>739932562the moozak of course >berlin music better but this one's still catchy
Overall good movie game but way too many climbing sections. Do people even find that shit fun? I mean at least with some games they add some different mechanics but this was just climbing on rails. Also showed how weak the on rail driving portions are if the set pieces aren't done well enough. That boat section was the worst part of the game. Characters were great though. Greenway's actor was top notch.
>toxic positivity the threadsite's got more trannies than plebbit does
>>739932060each chapter pretty much does the same formula of socialize/mingle > stealth em up > big dumb action set piece, each with varying lengths depending on the chapter. sometimes there are stealth bits intermingled with the socializing part.
>>739917960So it’s safe to say it’s woke, right?
>>739932875>the game was really shit but i really wish i could have rimmed the negros
some of the bluffs are funny just because of how stupid they are. telling the dude at the hotel that he's the building inspector looking for asbestos right after just kicking his door in was peak silly.
>>739932949Only people with sub-70 IQs use the word woke unironically to describe media or content
oh hell yeah I found it
>>739932978So that’s a yes?
>calling the game woke triggers the trannykek
>>739932958I'd rim Moneypenny all day sure
>>739932978I have disengaged from conversations in real life upon hearing the word slop. its like when people react to everything by saying its crazy. just a failure to articulate anything meaningful
>>739932998how the fuck was Allan not fired after the Hitman fiasco
Is it true that this is one of those games where you have a large area to play in, but then there's a bunch of white dots telling you where the objectives are?
>>739933054maybe its time you work on your pattern recognition lil snowflake
>>739933070because it's really funny. he left the company after Absolution but his legacy remains
>>739930650It's extremely rare for a woman to have 0 T&A like this. They must have deliberately done nerfed her to curtail the male gaze.
>>739933124yes but much like hitman, you can turn off the objective tracking for it
>>739932998Alright it's a 10/10 game now
>>739933221They deliberately carried the attention to the actual hot slags like Cress, Isola and Theresa (maybe even the sloot at the club)
>>739933221they done gone nerfed her i tell you hwat
>>739932949Wrong direction you idiot. Anon covered it with the TL/DR. Stronk brown women everywhere, Worksafehorny sexy women. Journalist approved. Triangulate it from that.>>739933054Thanks for giving us your self destruct switch, you woke moron.
>>739933210perhaps it's time for you to stop banging your head against walls for a hobby and learn another word dunce
have the perverts extracted Lorca yet
>>739933385>he didn't even read or get the post Anon proved right in 10 minutes
I was so happy when I saw they included the ghetto blasterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5hXHYAWtDI
I don’t know how IO managed to make all the stealth areas so boring. Hitman is excellent in this regard, and First Light just feels awful here. Nothings organic, you never know what the game wants you do be doing, and most enhancements come down to distracting someone then clicking something.
>>739933456Don't sweat the shitposting so hard anon. You had nothing worth listening to anyways.
Bawma is such a nothing of a character. just boring as shit and Kravitz does an equally dull performance to match the writing.
>>739933553Oh don't be pressed already. Atleast put some more effort into it
I'm glad I don't know who any of the celebs and e-celebs are so I can't have any preconceived hate towards them playing through the gameExcept for the Snatch guy, I recognize him, he's cool, Greenway is cool
>the cool black and brown characters aren't wokeexplain how this can happen, /v/
>>739932998
>>739933804the game makes you want to have sex with them instead of them being just a cudgel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0psBI5t9fdg
>>739933874The game makes you want to have sex with M and Greenway?
>>739933804Nah, they’re woke.
>>739933438At most you can be her during TacSim with a mod so far. You can stare at her ass while she walks. I guess that's all we have for now.
>murdo boss fightI’m really struggling here with this game. Aleph and the gala were awful
>>739933885kek
>>739934265literally just run behind a thing you can hack and wait, then run away to anotherthats every boss in the game. should have had more of the brute guy tough fights
>>739932998>>739934165goty
>>739934265bad news anon..... the mid game gets really linear. It's pretty clear Slovakia got the lion's share of the budget.End game is okay though
>>739917960/v/rowns veredict is worthless
It feels like it was developed by a small secondary dev team because it's nowhere near as good as the recent hitman games or anywhere near as ambitious.
>>739917960I finished it last night. They had Moneypenny interrupt him saying his one James Bond line. They had a woman give him his first shaken martini and take all the credit for the trope. The females had all the leadership roles and led him around like a dog almost the whole game.There was also not a single female soldier you shoot at or punch. All men. Hell in the final sequence you're chasing the female villain on boats and there's a literal Ø over her boat making you unable to shoot at her. After of course Bond had to have his life saved by her.
>>739917960Its the perfect kind of AAA slop the god of war and tlou fans eat up. For anyone above 85 iq, its trash.
For me, it's Ponsonby.
>>739934374nooo not the credit for the trope. he had to invent that drink from thin air!not to mention this gets subverted all the time, most recently with Craig saying "who gives a shit" when asked
whats the next 120$ FOMO slop I have to buy in 2 weeks and forget about this game completely??
>>739934425speaking of Ponsonby. I was surprised her VA wasn't Judi Dench
>>739934452007: Second Shadow - Coming 2027
Is it better than Indiana and Jones and the Golden Circle at least? Feels like another of those rail-roady games like Uncharted also.
>>739934493isn't she fully retired at this point? she's like geriatric
>>739934515Indie is more open than this game. Much more comparable to Uncharted for sure.
>>739934517she can still record some lines infront of her laptop. Whoever did Ponsonby nailed the "Bond...."
>>739918669What a strange face.
>>739934609I bet they asked, and I bet she said no. She's a lady knight or whatever the equivalent is. She probably lives in a palace eating baby food because she can't chew anymore
Murto's bellboy disguise is oddly similar to the ones in Bangkok and Budapest combined
>>739930083I want to have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
I'm not pirating these woke denovo games ever again. Their just using hard DRM to make you think its higher quality product because you cant access it and go off shills thoughts. Never again.
>>739933990Why have they made TacSim online only?Can't they make it solo and prevent access to the gay leaderboard, if thaths what they are afraid of.
Cressida's ass in a wetsuit makes me diamonds
>>739934868you really arent missing anything right now. I thought it would include all the major combat arenas at least, but we have to wait months for them to dripfeed all that shit. and the escalations are inherently less interesting than Hitman, since instead of being puzzles that require specific solutions within gameplay they are more straightforward challenges like DONT GET HIT which is something you can do at tier 1 or 3 regardless
>>739934452If you buy any AAA slop this year that isn't named GTA 6, you're a fucking idiot
>>739918669>author of the image is a bluesky tranny who lusts over negros because his wife refused to give him kidsgo back
>>739935038If you also buy GTA slop in 2026 you're a fucking faggot
>>739934945Well, I guess I'm going to hold on and not buy it, maybe once they add all the side content and make the said side content playable offline, then I'm going to get it.Too bad.
Put 8 hours into it, had to turn it off. PC gamer was right giving the game a 65/100.
>>739935070>reverse image searched it up>not even true>it's someone else completelywhy do you think about trannies and having sex with blacks?
>>739935163>game has no qualities, not visually , not from a gameplay perspective, not from a storytelling pov>still almost a 7/10 because le licensed ip with le dei browns from le amazon game studjews
oi bruv we're goin' to the pub innit
>>739935187maybe learn to reverse image search? but i guess you dont know the tranny and i doubt youll find about his personal life on the social page
>>739935241i wish there had been a pub fight arena. full pints to the skull and heads into the bar
>>739934430>subversion is good because it has happened before!Negative IQ
saar
bond's animations when walking around the apartment upon returning are really good
>>739918115>last night i fucked your sister wtf he’s literally me…
>>739935332secret indian describes 50% of this board and made me laugh when I saw it in game
>>739934515>Is it better than Indiana JonesIndiana Jones had better writing and more creative game design, but James Bond will probably sell better because it's practically tailor made to appeal to the 13-30 male audience and third-person is more accessible.
>>739918115BondBond Burger
>>739917960Quite enjoyed the fakeout with the training montage and the friendship with Monroe and Cressida to pretend that this'll be a young Bond story only for them to get horribly murdered/maimed in the first real mission and for Bond to become the jaded cynic psycho right from the get-go. The entire mood of the game shifts from your second MI6 visit on. Feels like Monroe's death and the entire team getting fucked is the game's version of Vesper's death as far as fucking Bond up permanently. Even his quips from there onward take a very "I'm hiding myself behind these" tone.
>>739918115>I Pierce Buns-and your sister
>>739918115I don't get this meme and I've been told I'm a zoomer.
>>739935591yeah I think it works as a character establishing moment. I knew going in this whole game would be everyone around Bind either dying or betraying him, but they still managed to pull it off pretty wellI think this is one of the better written games I've played in the last few years, and I don't mean that like "this game made me cry and evaluate my morality" or anything, just that it achieves a tone that feels like several eras of BOnd without every making me cringe. I think that's quite the achievement
imagine sticking your dick in a tuna
>>739935891ok what next
>>739935912and then thinking about going down on jessica the night after
>>739935930I don't see how the tuna was relevant but ok I'm ready for the next step
>>739935790My main dislike of the writing was Q honestly. He was super boring. His hot asian assistant is the one who kind of gives Bond shit for constantly ruining gadgets but she pulls her punches too.
>>739927805might mean they're confident that it's not going to be a one-off deal, saving stuff for a potential sequel
>>739935976she's a big actress apparently so I have a feeling she will get more lines with tacsim updates. Idk who she is but that's what I heard. Q was the character I had the most doubts about, but I loved the toast scene after hours. Made me like him enough to be willing to go with his new characterization.
>>739918564What sold 2 mill in days?
>when that music sting hitsabsolute ludokino
I'm not a fan. Too many of the missions are set in boring facilities instead of fun locations. The only memorable location is Vietnam. I rushed the last two missions because I was bored of the game.
>>739936164>gala in britain>it looks like you're in india given the mustard gas
My sources tell me the marketer who really ((likes)) this game will be back in 42 minutes
no chase sequence with the aston martin valhallathis made me really mad
Cress left a goodbye letter I missed the first time around. I feel like they dont intend to bring her back in any capacity which seems very weird to me. maybe they arent allowed to have original characters transcend games? some weird stipulation from the estate holders? idk
>>739936310its getting added as a tacsim level in the first update. I hope theres more than just that, tacsim is so fucking barebones its insane
>>739936164cinema
>starts singing a song from New VegasGOTY
>>739918115Last Night I shoot burger at your sister
>>739936469The End of The World appeared in Fallout 4 not New Vegas. But it is a lovely song.original is by Skeeter Davis. I know that sounds like a fake name but its not and a lady sings
>>739935264yes i bet you're intimately familiar with whoever this tranny is that you just made up
>>739919893genuinely do not understand why people like this shit so much. awful story, constant immersion breaking retarded behavior from npcs, terrible pacing, lack of player agency. I regret convincing myself to finish it.
>>739937019nah
>>739936701ahh fuck got my radios mixed up
this was a neat little sequence
>>739937795Really well paced and animated, I felt the tension and it gave 007 some massive ballsReminded me of a Metal Gear scene
>>739937397oh yeah
>>739937795I assume if you provoke him 3 times in a row you actually die? I found myself waiting until the timer was just about to run out so I could heal a couple extra pips of health since I didnt know when it would end. cool sequence indeed. annoying and formulaic on repeat playthroughs Im sure but pretty effective my first time
>>739937898you are really bad at the interwebz
Amazon took over the rights of this game during its production.....do we think Amazon helped the game or did they hurt the game?Is Moneypenny attractive in the final game because of Amazon?
>>739919950He looks absolutely terrible as a bond.
>>739937998>xer non-discriminatory AI chatbot assumes moneypenny is attractivelmao
>>739932392>webms you can hear
>>739937998I think Amazon left it in the hands of the existing MGM staff, who left it mostly in the hands of IOI. Maybe an Amazon suit came by to approve it, but there doesnt seem to be any major shift in direction indicated by the game or available behind the scenes info
>>739937998>attractivebait
>>739938130boobs too small but I love fit girls so I forgive it
>>739937997you're really bad at lying
>License To Kill
>>739938130I will marry her, bed her and breed her and listen to her gently whisper to my children for years
>>739917960Modern day linear slop with shit out of date enemy Ai, jank, bugs imported over from mu Hitman, bland dialogue and shitty modern writing fully of snarky girl bosses and weak plotlines. There were better programmed stealth games 20 years ago than this absolute shit. It is objectively bad but sadly soulless modern gamers today are conditioned to eat shit and say thank you " Mr Corporation for the yummy shit and slop yum yum,. may I have some more slop please, sir? Mmmmm yummy yummy yum yum more slop for my tum" and so on.
>>739917960super astroturfed
GARBAGE DAY
>>739938883I wonder if you troglodytes can speak without the use of buzzwords, let alone think for yourself.
What are the odds they can flesh out Aleph, Webb HQ, Vietnam, Antartica and MI6 for Tacsim? The invisible walls were annoying
>>739938975>going against the hivemind is now not thinking for yourself
>>739939009you are part of such a pervasive hivemind in online discourse, your behavior is indistinguishable from that of bots. can you talk about fucking VIDEO GAMES without regurgitating third world twitter lingo?
>>739920043>ME3>DA:I>Anthem>Andromeda>....>WTF VEILGUARD IS .... LE BAD?! Who could have seen that coming?
>>739939059bloodlines flopped marketerbond flopped toowhy?their woke.
>>739939059Is he wrong though?The game is heavily " astroturfed" because no one who understands games could overlook the massive objective flaws outlined here >>739938784about this very overrated game. Hence why the praise from gaming journos and streamers feels " in organic". Hope that helps explain things.
>>739939232faggots like you try way too hardyou've made this board unusable
>>739939206verifiable ESL>>739939232yeah man it's an astroturfed psyop hivemind guerilla marketing campaign. only explanation for why people would talk about this new high budget game based on a property that is statistically older than your fucking grandfather
>>739937987provoke 2 two times, then stall 1 one time, then you'll be able to provoke a third timeso yes if you just provoke him like a big retard he'll kill you lmao
>>739939281>I can't accept constructive criticism about my precious bond slop so I'll use ad -hominem instead Pathetic.
>>739939059the game is bad. it's a stealth game with dogshit NPC ai
>>739939342>>739939342>it's a stealth game with dogshit NPC aiso it's a stealth game
>>739917960cool game just wish they hadn't forgotten about the QTE's in the last half of the game
>higher players on Steam than Pragmata>will sell copies on console for years and years as a must play PS5 generation title>92% with almost 20k reviews and they're still flowing in daily>the red bikini Bond girl is absurdly thickBond GODS won
>>739939495This, anyone who actually plays this genre is fully aware of how fucking janky it isI'm just happy to feel like the Boss again after really enjoying MGS Delta and Death Stranding 2 last year
>>739939495> cherrypicks an example from an 11 year old game that still has better overall AI than current gen. Really not sending their best today if you think you made a good argument
>>739939581name a better steakth game released since MGSV you nigget fagger
>>739939610even my snores are better stealth than mgsv you esl tranny
>>739939502oh and fuck the stupid cameos with jacksepticeye, khaby lame, and shroud hate to see these dickheads in my games but it's whatever
>>739939654thats not a video game, ranjesh patel
>>739939232Go back to xitter ESL moron
>>739939610>name a better steakth game released since MGSV you nigget faggerYou're just making my argument about modern gaming and the state of it thanks to dickheads like you for me you absolute retard lmao. Yes, ask yourself WHY isn't there a better one? Why is nothing improving?
>>739939676try sneaking around them at night and you'll know also, no need to sign yoir posts
>>739939610that was the entire point, AAA slop can't surpass a 2015 game
Stealth games almost always have had dumb enemy AI. Newniggers OUT
>>739939817still worse than mgs5 ai, jeet astroturfer
>>739939729well sometimes I settle for the things I have access to. I played all those games a decade or longer ago. What is even your goal here? For everyone to stop playing games so they can be like you, a poor third worlder who loses arguments online as entertainment instead of playing games you can't afford?find something to do and do it. I just want to talk about this new game I played you fucking human mulligan
>>739939728>Go back to xitter ESL moronI'm English, Mr Bot
>>739939281this. everyone talking about anything that isn't Nintendo is a shill. and any game not on Nintendo is astroturfed.
>>739939873that's what he said, Secret Indian
>>739938784>It is objectively badWrong
>>739939334>constructive criticismlollmao
>mgs5 ai
>>739939869I'm talking about your slop video game and making fair criticism of it that you are incapable of rebutting. You haven't won any argument today lol. Your "argument" is to refuse to engage with the points being made and just insult people.
>>739918115this doesn't work without brosnan because it's "pierced your sister's buns"
>>739939873>I'm EnglishHAILING FROM RANJEETPOOR DISTRICT IN BIRMINGHAM...
>>739939973this is the person who defends VNs btw
>>739939978nah it's Bond burger, newfaggot
>>739939059The story is a disjointed mess. Most of the story beats and characters set up in the first half of the game are completely irrelevant to the plot and serve no purpose. Combat is good for the style they're aiming for, but the immersive sim portions of the game, which is like more than half of the runtime are actual dogshit. despite their pedigree + 7 years dev time they somehow weren't able to put together a half decent system. Most of you retards only like shit like this because you don't play games anymore, playing a movie game that mimics the tone of your capeshit slop is enough.
>>739939917> popularity= good retard
>>739940056No?
>>739940056>sales= goodretard
>>739940047This is a level headed review that I agree with, but I still think the game succeeds at what it aimed for. We aren't even fucking disagreeing you just want to argue with and vilify some ethereal group you invented
>>739939817>check out streamer playing the new AAA slop>security agent is suspicious and walking around the table the player is crouching behind, asking us to leave despite not seeing the player model>when entering his line of sight he goes in full alert mode and isn't asking the player to leave anymore, only straight trying to kill him>streamer jumps through a window in front of the guard chasing him, and stays hanging there on the window's edge while the guard stands still in front of it and wondering where the player wentDishonored had guards patrolling and remembering where they heard noise/locating the player using approximative sound spatialisation instead of making a bee line to the source of the noise, they remember where they saw something suspicious, are taking different approaches to corner you, and if you're out of reach they'll come around to get you or throw shit at you/fire at you/call renforcement etc etc.Stop buying games when the AAA industry deserves to die.
Having smart AI in a videogame is actually a bad idea. It'd be super easy to program a guard who has good peripheral vision, investigates the sound of clothing ruffling against a wall, checks in natural hiding places, and doesn't forget what happened ten seconds ago, but it would also be super tiring for every encounter in the game to be against this guard.
>>739940181This is why nobody ever cared about Dishonored
>>739940181>>739940216Jeet defense forces, activate cope mode NOW
>>739940216Dishonored is fun but doing an entirely different type of stealth design and I'm sick of you niggers ruining discussion by being too fucking stupid to engage with it at any level beyond shitflinging
>>739940102>>739940109yes the modern gamer is a shit eating retard who has no taste and there are millions of them.
>>739939978Nah, it's "Last night I, James Bond, hamburger'd your sister"
>>739940136I misinterpreted, thinking you were saying that the complaints about the game were mostly from hivemind culture warrior people. I agree that they probably did succeed in making what they were trying for, but it makes it all the more sad in my mind that they didn't get certain things right.
you are low IQ and need to be sent to Iran if you think this game is above a 7.5/10
>>739918115Last night I 67 your sister
>>739917960Waiting for the non-hypervisor crack to drop.
>>739917960We've fallen VERY far as a board when this utter fucking slop is getting even middling reviews on here. Maybe it's just retarded boomer bond fans coming out of the woodwork, I hate you all.>>739922342 literal retard
>>739942817get over yourself tourist
>>739942817I'd say you're trying too hard, but I don't think you even tried here. You just sound like a child throwing a nonsensical autistic tantrum.
>>739918057it was fun as hell
game of the year so far
