>YOU CAN'T STOP ME, STEVE! THIS WORLD IS MINE TO CRAFT!
Listen, when I started this server I was strictly solo.
>>739928406he mogs jack black in acting
is he wearing a fat suit?
>>739928406WHY, THAT'S HEROBRINE. REGULAR MINECRAFT PLAYER FROM TUCSON ARIZONIA
NEEeeew york CITAAYYyyyy
FAAATHEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!
I hate his acting but I like his music
oh look another low quality shitter thread, thanks rajeesh
https://youtu.be/3AmFxVcfMYk?is=e30Lv4qVr_DYnpQI
>does the same voice for everythingHe cant keep getting away with it!!
>>739934194If it works for Brian Blessed it can work for Matt Berry too. If you reach a certain bulk you can just start yelling in the same voice every time and everyone loves it
Why won't Alex be mineI wish I was more attractive like Steven.
All disappointed there was no theatre mass shooting when you faggots were chimping out over this shit.
>>739928406You and he were crafters… weren’t you?
FATHER!
>>739936210Want to try that again in English this time?
>>739928406
>>739936210Why would there be a shooting at the fucking minecraft movie, edgelord?
>>739928406DAMN THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS
>>739934194It's a great voice
>>739928406>LOOK OUT, STEVE! IT'S SCOTCH MIST!
There's somebody at the door...There's somebody at the door...There's somebody at the door!
Angloid culture is so repulsive, i'm glad you're all going extinct.
>>739929173
>>739938761You are too virgin
>>739928406man, I'm glad I don't give a shit about minecraft because seeing every character from your favorite franchise being portrayed by a fat boomer with a grey beard seems pretty annoying
>>739936210Imagine farming out your demoralization to bharats. Even three letter agencies are getting replaced.
CHICKEN JOCKEY XD
>>739928406Love that guys voice is so rich
the enshitification of matt berry.
>>739928406why are all the adults fat in that movie?
>>739943731they're american
>>739943731All the fit actors are working on better movies instead
>>739930262Does jack black even act he just plays the same character wonder if jack black hates it he should take a different role once but hes probably only cares for money. Hope it's not like the first one it was okay but it didnt need to be a musical
>>739928406>Video game movie>Has absolutely nothing at all to do with the source material>But here is a thing you remember from the game taken out of context and inserted solely for you to clapListen, faggots, Postal is the ONLY faithful adaptation of a videogame. It's creator stars in the move. It's bundled with the game. It's pure kino.
>>739934194Jack black does the same character so does tommy lee jones. How do they keep getting work do they have friends jack black is part jewish tommy lee Jones was room mates with all gore so guessing family or friends connections
>>739934450That's some dark places for a minecraft film to go to lol
>>739943867Not true. Go watch "blown away" and see Tommy lee Jones play a dancing Irish terrorist
>Adapting Minecraft into a filmGay>Adapting Garth Marenghi's Dark Place into a gameThe best part is even if the if the game is shit that's still part of the joke
>>739928406Old men, running the world. Fuck though, he was never a skinny guy but damn he got fat.
>>739938761Seethe more, Paki.
Matt Berry's a good egg, but there's no way in Hell I'm ever watching a fucking Minecraft movie.
>>739943953Thanks I always find him playing the same character sometimes hollywood makes the do it but still hope jack gets a good role oneday where he plays something different. Jim carry was the same hes done some really good ones where he acts differently
>>739928406>THIS WORLD IS MINE TO CRAFTOh, that's what it means. I always assumed it meant you dug mines and crafted with the stuff you found in them.Wow that name is pretty deep. Deep like... a mine.
>>739944167>Enemy, Mine – Craftsugeeeeh
I got bad news everyone. I'm Steven.
I had a brother, his name was Brian and he used to be a hero...
>>739944473
>>739928406>Dont do this! You were supposed to be a hero, Brian!>Hmmm... Herobrine... I kinda like the sound of that.
is snood gonna be in minecraft 2?
Wait, wasn't he already in the first one?
>>739944674Why are the nu actress so ugly we had real stoners back in the 2000s nd 90s nicole kidman avril lavigine Christina Aguilera alicia Silverstone sabrina the teenage witch shakira.Now we have Lezo
>>739928406>MEIN KRAFT
>>739944824All the hot actresses are just 10 years old now, unc.
>>739944473This is unacceptable.
>>739928406chicken jockey
>>739944674Snuff-rape-bait.
>>739944674Are they trying to ruin her by making her sexy when she should be cute?
