Are they setting up SPECTRE and Blofeld with that ending?
>he thinks this flop will have a sequel
they already said they are never making another bong game again. hold that L you dumb shitposting consoomeroid freak
James Bond will return.
>>739941751>CALL A CODE, HE'S HAVING A STROKE
Ya finna seethe on a Sunday morning, unc?
>>739941925Do browns find this exciting?>slamming a wall with a mook also dents the fridge>instant cut transition into cutscene of door slamming when the last hit was at a coffee makerFistfights in Ballad of Gay tony, gta 4 in general were more exciting because they were physics based rather than precanned prompts.
will he have a casino royale/vesper event in the sequel?
>>739941801honestly think the scar cut his face muscles or something because he has that one sided shit eating grin the entire game
>>739942049I think they're going to have a casino and lots of references but they likely won't do the plotlineI'd bet on them setting up and paying off SPECTRE in a way that is more seamless than any of the films
>>739942104I think it's hilarious that /v/irgins get continuously triggered by a masculine smirk
>>739942112>SPECTREstill cant believe they copied austin powers' evil long-lost brother thing
>>739942189Lmfao yeah it's so badThe game series has a big chance to do a classic Blofeld and recapture the legacy of the character
>>739942153Do you have prosopagnosia?Connery is making a sly smirk, zoomer bond lifts up half his face>>739942049The jewess looking agent roth feels like it's a setup to replace bond>works for mysterious organization>always 3 steps ahead of bond>never fucks up, even when capture has a knife buttplug and escapes.
>>739942336>rothLMFAO you didn't play the game
>new 007 smirk bad>old 007 smirk goodFucking faggot
>>739942250>classic Blofeldbest blofeds are in OHMSS and FRWLhoping the new blofeld will be voiced by 47
>>739943218>new blofeld will be voiced by 47Would be pretty cute
>>739941590>Achievement name: The Writing's on the Wall>it's the name of Spectre's theme songWhat do you think?
>>739941590Are you stupid? The game has already been deemed racist because the protagonist is a white British man. There will be no sequel you idiot.
chuds won
>>739941751>here's your casanova spymaster
Apologize
>>739944814PC version was incredibly janky whenever you had to tardwrangle the AI but it perfectly captured the bond appeal in a video game.>Real bond>parachute into a chateau party>socialize with hot women and rich men>shootout into a cable car escape>SECRET AREAS>infiltrating a Japanese office skyscraper into a showdown against an attack helicopter on a rooftop>riding a falling elevator with a grappling hook phone.>infiltrating a tropical island with a secret lab>boss fight in space
chuds lost homos won
>>739945295Cope
>>739942029It's clearly meant to be a humorous webm you autistic simpleton.
>>739945295Why are Discordtroons like this?
>>739944814Don’tlovemequietly
>>739945497Where's a cream pie? a hot stove? a bear trap? particularly nasty sludge in the sink along with dishes? hot sauce getting in the eyes? a portrait with the face being punched through and replaced comically? a plate of leftover curry >>739945531Mental illness, instead of interacting with slightly more adjusted people they are spiraling further into mental illness in a freakshow server.>>739945668Do it withINTENSITY
>>739941925which Hitman game is that?
>game wants me to talk to Gemma-chan>Apparently standing too close to her>Conversation keeps stopping while they reposition>Have to walk away and push her to fix it Just like real life
>>739945745>Where's a cream pie? a hot stove? a bear trap? particularly nasty sludge in the sink along with dishes? hot sauce getting in the eyes? a portrait with the face being punched through and replaced comically? a plate of leftover curryLike I said, autistic.>IT DOESN'T FIT MY NARROW REQUIREMENTS FOR HUMOR AAAA HELP ME ASPERGERMAN
Are aircrew usually trained Jew jitsu experts capable of beating the shit out of special forces dudes while freezing to death?
>>739944814Nightfire do be kino doe
>>739946294Brosnan games were kinoCraig games were shitI don’t make the rules
>>739941676>>739941707You lostTrump lostWoke is back
Real canon goes>Horowitz 1>Casino Royale
>>739946192No, they're not. Prince William was Aircrew was he fucked trained in Jiujitsu. Bonds origin, orphan, parents were Scottish and Swiss, he spent time at both hence he could speak French and German on top of English which allowed him to be multi-lingual. He served in the Royal Navy (I'm not sure as role) and then served with the SIS (Secret Intelligence Service) later renamed MI6 (Military Intelligence 6).He's supposed to have attended Eton for his education. Those are according to the Novels but the movies have played some artistic licence with certain aspects, as have the games.
If they make a sequel, cut down on the "modern gaming" elements and fix the tone, it could be really good.
>>739946539Isn't this one of those 200+ million $ budget games that needs to sell like 5 million copies at least just to break even on it's budget?
>revive's are going downBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man Discordtroons really are getting desperate, aren't they?
>>739943218OHMSS is one of the best movies ever I basedfaced a lot when the theme started playing when Greenway and Bond teamed up the quarry
>>739947006I muted the game when brownway said "hostile down" for the nth time
>>739941590AAAAAAAAAA I'M SO TIRED OF FUCKING SPECTRE AND BLOFELD STOP WITH THAT ALREADY
>>739943218but that's Dr Evil
>>739946910No? Retard.
My beautiful little cuck queen
>>739947092didn't expect this game to get me in the feels
>>739947152TEA
>>739943218>OHMSS is considered the weird and bad one for decades because Bond is UGLY and he got MARRIED>Now unanimously considered one of the best Bond films by literally everyone, every major director who takes influence from Bond says it's among their favorites >No Time to Die is basically a spiritual successor to that movieWhat changed, bros?
>>739947267
>>739947140*takes a slighly liquid shit on top of your head*What now apejeet?
The masculine white man smirk of superiorityAnyone complaining about this somehow is brown, simple as
>>739941751fixed
>>739947285kino outfit
>>739947275>OHMSS is considered the weird and bad one for decades because Bond is UGLY and he got MARRIEDIt's considered bad because George Lazenby wasn't an actor, he was a model who only got cast because of his looks, and his performance is wooden and awkward. >Now unanimously considered one of the best Bond films by literally everyone, every major director who takes influence from Bond says it's among their favoritesLiterally the contrarian take of Bond movies. It's a good film, but the Bond performance is awful. The thing that makes it stand out is Bond getting married (which Connery couldn't have pulled off convincingly) and being much more grounded after the Connery Bonds just became comedies, something that the series would only lean more into with Moore. So people like it because it's a somewhat serious early Bond film before Dalton and Craig.>No Time to Die is basically a spiritual successor to that movieIt's not, they just both take elements from the same story, OHMSS from the story of the same name, and NTTD from You Only Live Twice. So the book YOLT is a direct sequel to OHMSS, but NTTD just takes some story inspirations from it.
>>739947727Lazenby isn't Sean Connery and he's not trying to be. Sean Connery wouldn't have had any chemistry with Diana Rigg, at least not the character she was portraying in that movie.
>>739947152You just know she wants that BBC (Big Bond Cock)
>dude, paralyzed face and le heckin manly scar is KINOOOOOOOOOO WHITE POWER :ok_hand:
>>739947843That's what I said, Connery couldn't have done it, but it doesn't make Lazenby's performance any better.
does anyone know the code for this?
>>739947563it gets even kino-er
CAMON N'GOBU SCAHR SUM FACKIN GOAL
>>739941590Definately.Also, there is still that on 00 recruit (Nash?) that went missing after the Slovakia mission. I wouldn't mind him coming back as a villain in the sequel, Alec Travelyan style. Also, I want Cressida back, she was a cutie. She might be Bond's mission control.
>>739948912>Man U
>>739948943It's sad that she's bound in a wheelchair wearing diapers now
>>739948943They should get Gary Oldman for the next game's villain
>>739948995So? That's why she's stuck as mission control.Also, if you talk to her dad during the Webb gala, he'll tell you she might recover eventually.Damien recovered.
What the fuck was their problem?Why are finns so evil?
this bitch was hot too
>>739949226I don't know if he was the best, or the worst part of the game. Like, crazy setpieces aside, the game has a very serious and grounded feel for the most part with a very down-to-earth intrigue... and then this muppet shows up and goes all Gustav Graves on Bond's ass.On the other hand, his actor was clearly having a time of his life chewing the scenery, so at least he was entertaining to watch.
Bond doesn't sound Scottish enough for meOnly Dalton + Brosnan convinced me he could be anything else.
>>739949376>then this muppet shows up and goes all Gustav Graves on Bond's ass.Die Another Day is peak cringe-kino.And it has prime Halle Berry.You wouldn't get it.
>>739949376we needed more of him honestly
>>739949226Glad I'm not the only one who thought he was extremely similar to the Die Another Day villain.
>>739946539and? IO already said they aren't making another game. keep coping idiot
Can some one who has also finished the game answer this, did they forget about the other twin? Did I miss or forget something, I don't remember them ever resolving that.
>>739949754The other twin died in Vietnam, while you were rescuing the seaweed lady. How did you miss that part?
>>739949754You kill him at the resort when the shack is on fire.I kept hoping Bond was going to talk shit about the dead twin during the fight.
>>739949456Bond isn't meant to sound Scottish. He's only half-Scottish and that was only because Fleming was so impressed by Connery.
>>739947092>start off disliking him but get the impression he'll grow on me>ends up my favourite characterWas a nice scene there.
>>739949839>>739949880I remember now, I guess it slipped my mind, my fault.
>>739949076I doubt he's willing to do VA again since it's been long time since he's doing vidya works
>>739949076This, but Denzel WashingtonImagine the kino
>>739948396License plate
>>739950142He doesn't like doing none 'acting' roles. He didn't like doing Batman or Harry Potter but did them because they were roles. He really likes acting roles like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy or on stage acting. He's tired of the slop acting. >>739950195Oh yeah the fucker who was in 'Gladiator 2' so kino right? Fuck off it isn't the 1990s early '00s anymore, Denzel is a niche draw now.
>>739950305Yes his presence in Gladiator 2 at all, made the movie bearable to watchHe's just that good
>just weet ik...
>>739950384You watched Gladiator 2?
>>739949941That's enough for me. What's the other half again? German? Danish? I can't remember.
>>739949226really thought the masked guy was 009
>>739950740That would've been a nice closed loop
>>739950540james bond dood
>>739950678The other half is meant to be Swiss. It gives him the excuse of how he can speak German and French fluently, and being slightly more worldly than other British agents of his time.
>>739951158Ah, that sounds right. Thanks, M.
>feminist game>0 female guards that you can fuck up in the face
The Q Lab scene didn't have enough people in the background getting blown up and thrown around by random shit happening
>>739951835The final mission allows you to go to town with all the Q's wacky gadgets that are in the lab.
>Temu Tom Cruise
>>739947152First he cucks her out of her own date so she can do tech support for him on that one mission and then he pulls this shit.Being Moneypenny is suffering
>>739952050It gets better. Her date keeps calling and complaining to some random security guard at a gala who keeps giving him love advice, with Bond having a time of his life listening in.
>>739941925that bamham director really did put in all the batman effects
It's neat that every 00 Agent is actually around, I sure hope nothing happens that just leaves 6-7
>>739953829>6-7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>007 threads completely die when the ubershill goes for a nap
im thinking goty
Basado
>it's hitman but forced story mode and I can't go rambo when I'm spottedwtf man
How come live action Bonds never had the evil guy scar on his face
>>739954431uhmmm actually, its watch dogs
>they didn't fuckwtf man, I wanted another KCD2-tier chud crashout
For me it’s Her Majesty’s secret service theme song
>>739954671>see someone with solid white dot>assume they're gonna look at me and say "HEY WHO ARE YOU ANYONE KNOW THIS ASSHOLE"
>>739954691yeah, i'm sure you just wanted to see gay sex for that reason alone
>>739954745no but it's a nice bonus
>>739954752Is all you do is get mad?
>>739947092The best part about the story is that they do build up the new Bond to be the type of reckless and impulsive agent and despite him being wet behind the ears he still held high respect for him, even if his harsh behaviour against him was not always warranted. I don't think any of the story beats would have worked even half as well (especially the ones where you visit the apartment before you get ambushed) if the game wasn't a portrayal of the new Double 0 settling into those shoes.
>>739941590>doesn't become 007 until the very end of the game it's all so tiresome
>>739954898same to you anon, western devs could put your dream aryan girls in their game and youd call them brown mutts instead.
>>739954993it's literally a 'young james bond' story, what did you expect
>>739955172Casino Royale did the origin story but he was 007 by the time the opening titles rolled. I like the game but it just feels like a teaser for the fantasy most players actually came for, and a sequel isn't guaranteed and is probably 5+ years away even if we get one.
Why isn't he in the game?
>>739954898I quit getting outraged over trivial shit years ago. You should try it
>>739955390theres aryan women in this game thoughever>le based gookskek, weebs hate themselves for being white more than leftists
>>739954993possibly the best tweet of all time
>>739941925Is this AI?
>>739955231>a sequel isn't guaranteed and is probably 5+ years away even if we get one.Or then it's like with all IO titles that they just somehow turn the game into a platform to ship more of their game, as the hard part like engine and getting the game out the gate are now over. The question would be in what form would the release most of that? Fairly priced story missions would feel more appropriate instead of attempting some form of free live service shenanigans.
>>739954431>And I can’t go Rambo when I’m spottedYou didn’t play the game
>>739956309I can't murder hundreds of civilians in an act of chud rage like hitman- I have to wait for approval to commit murder and even then can only kill bad guys
>>739947275OHMSS was ahead of it's time. It'w not a super polished film, but it has a 4th wall breaking moment right at the opening which was iconic, it changes the starus quo of the character massively and sets up a story arc where Bond would seek revenge in the next film, much like in the books.While all of that is pretty common and even expected in movies these days, it was very radical for the 60s, as most genre movies and series ran in a serialized, self-contained adventure format where it didn't matter in which order you watched for the most part.Sadly the producers got cold feet and cut all of that in the next installment. Diamonds Are Forever just "resolves" all that OHMSS set up with a 5 minute joke sequence at the start and goes back to business as usual.
are shills still trying to trick people into thinking the game is based? lol.
>shit, people are buying the western game, this cant happen, the asian market must overtake them at all costs. asian supremacy must happen, the west must fall! i'll just call them shills again!
>>739956428Hitler would call you a chimp
>>739941590>Chapter 10>For England
Is Hitman WOA similar to this game? Or are there any games similar to it?
>>739941590>ITT trannies complaining this game is not woke enough>ITT chuds complaining the game is too wokemeanwhile the actual game is just a boring 10hour movie game with no gameplaywe would have a new hitman game by now if IO didnt waste their time on this piece of shit
>finally get around to doing the Operations Tacsim>"only 2 levels is kinda lame but at least they're the cool free roam stages">re-read the stage names again>laundry>courtyard>that's it
>>739957778>Is Hitman WOA similar to this game?lmao nogo play uncharted if you want a 10hour QTE movie game
What did we think of this iteration of Q
>>739957778Yes. Bond is more story-driven, but Hitman WOA has more complex sandbox investigative levels.
>>739958084no classic banter
It should have been me
>>739956885The whole Diamonds Are Forever opening soured me on the whole movie. What was even the point of ending it the way it did if they were just going to throw it out the window in less than 5 minutes?Thank GOD for License To Kill picking that back up
I am only a few hours in but it has been a great popcorn game so far. A fun weekend game
HOLY KINO
>>739958151You can at least admit that he's way better and more "classic" than the literal twink faggot they had in Craig movies
>>739958191She felt very lackluster for a Bond girl, IMO. The seaweed lady had more chemistry with Bond, but she fucks off after the Vietnam section. The spy girl was so obviously taking Bond for a ride, I couldn't get invested in this character whatsoever.Also, the two female characters Bond has the most chemistry with are Cressida and Moneypenny, which is both sad and hilarious.
>>739958295no a good Weeknd game is Persona 5 Royal
>>739958374this Q is also as flamboyant if you noticed his finger movements
>the 1st mission is the tutorial mission and is actually the only level in the game that is at least somewhat openmy conspiracy theory is that IOI was gonna make the whole game a lot more sandboxy like that but the execs at amazon came to them and said we want a 10 hour movie game instead
>>739958084I liked him. He's classy and polite to a fault.I liked the bowtie sequence. I guess Q treats fashion VERY seriously.
>>739958194Same. I went into it anticipating a good follow-up. Diamonds is probably the shittiest bond film. Just complete garbageAnd yeah, the Dalton movies were another attempt to go back to what OHMSS was trying to do, be actually closer to the books and have actual story continuity. Didn't work a second time, which is a shame since by the 90's a lot of movie franchises were already doing exactly that. It was only in the 2000s that audiences seemed to be ready for it
>>739958618Keep playing and don't stop at the tutorial level.
>>739958710no I'm too cross eyed for that I need to keep trying to run people over
The TacSim is complete fucking ASS holy shit
>>739941883>>739941751I want to sniff this smug bastard's arse crack
>>739958618I have about 1500 hours on Hitman WoA and I never expected Bond to be anything other than a narrative focused gameIt was clear from the very first gameplay that it was gonna be just that, you'd had to be genuinely retarded not to see itAnd it's vastly better than Hitman Abortion, because that stealth/action mix actually fits Bond character and movies
>>739958904What you don't remember the Bond movie where he was a bald contract killer who steals people's clothes and makes deadpan puns all the time
>>739958710theres nothing to playthe game is a straight line corridor movie with QTE bossfightsplayed it on hardest difficulty too and the game played itself the tacsim mode is hilariously bad and an afterthought shoein from hitman
>>739959029Sure, honey. Maybe someone here will believe you.
>10 hour linear SP game >always online DRMWhy?
>>739958904imagine larping as le hitman gamer and doing le hitman gamer thing of hating absolution but then loving 007 when absolution was the game they used as a blueprint for 007if you played both instead of pretending on the internet that you play video games ud know how extremely similar they are
>>739949212Finns don't have a concept of morality or emotion. Living in absolute isolation results in a regression or outright absence of social norms. The little bit of human contact the average Finn gets is intentionally minimized at every possible chance. They avoid eye contact, they always keep 3-10 meters from any human even in crowded areas, they never speak to one another, if for some reason speech between two Finns is required they make sure to turn 45 degrees away from one another to speak and avoid all body language.They make some of the best knives in the world tho. I visit up north once a year and typically pay their master craftsmen a visit. They will knock off 80% just to get me to stop making eye contact with them. I'm an American with in-laws in northern norway.
>>739959082What makes one become this much of a jew negro?
>>739949468>prime Halle BerryOh yes.
>>739958084Third best Q of all time. He's pretty great. He just needs some better banter for the sequel. The little tiny bit he had was good though.
>>739946539
>>739959029>anon B-lines it through game>ignores the dozen or so alternative paths to everything>WTF THERE WAS ONLY ONE ROUTE THROUGH EVERY MAPPathetic. Bait used to be believable. I refuse to believe you're as dumb as the average reviewer anon. But maybe you are.
>>739959801>imagine larping as le hitman gamer and doing le hitman gamer thing of hating absolution but then loving 007 when absolution was the game they used as a blueprint for 007I already explained you why. Stealth/action with narrative focus mix fits Bond, it doesn't fit Hitman at all.>if you played both instead of pretending on the internetI played your shit game back in 2012 when it first dropped on PS3.I have no interest whatsover in revisiting it when I can just launch Blood Money or WoA and have proper sandbox levels with loads and loads of player expression in those.
>>7399465391.5 million copies is not even $100 million
>>739960178>take alternative path>get anally raped by a hideous cameo What you're suggesting is that he have a worse experience than he already had
>>739941590
>>739960413At this point, you are making up problems.
>>739957778
>>739954794why don't you just blow a thermite bomb through your ass That would be a nice bonus
>>739947275well Craig and Lazenby have a lot in commonnot being able to act, for a start
>>739955469nah fuck that shit, give them an inch and they'll take an arm. no tolerance on this bullshit anymore
>>739946539>can't even beat failguard numberslol yeah, big "win" you've got there
>>739958827We know, Monroe
>>739961272Nah fuck your anti everything bullshit
I just started and met the other agents where's Trevelyan
>>739947092Reminded me of Shepard and Captain Anderson right there. Loved both these black dads.
>>739958445She's fucking annoying. If there was actually one thing 'woke' about this game it's her character. She has to save Bond like 5 times throughout the story and is constantly one-upping him. I understand it's supposed to be 'Bond's beginning' but it got tiresome by the end.
>>739961391>he thinks Veilguard sells better than action adventure moviegames on the Moviegamestation 5KEK
>>739943967hugo de rune won
>>739941751ONLY anons who beat the game, rate Gibson's performance and characterization against the movie actors Brosnan > Connery > Dalton > Gibson > Moore > Craig > Lazenby . I don't think any of the actors except for Lazenby did a truly bad job, at worst their performances got worse over time, one or two more games might put Gibson at a higher tier>>739958084Easily top 5 iterations, just fun and endearing. In general the whole cast did a bang up job overall. People who are dissapointed at the lack of banter have a point, but I expect every game after they will bicker more as Bond keeps breaking and loosing his stuff.
What's a tactleneck?
>>739964005tackle these balls nigger
>wake up ps5 from sleep mode>WOW DUDE WHY ARE YOU OFFLINE? I MEAN YOU CAN PLAY OFFLINE BUT IT WOULD REALLY HELP IF YOU PLAYED ONLINE.geez
who the hell drinks caffeine-free coke zero
Who's the main Bond girl of this game? Is it actually Roth? I am way more into Money Penny. It's the first time she has been attractive to me.
>>739964476Monroe rip
>>739954431It's genuinely not Hitman, the people saying it's Hitman are retarded, there are missions where you can get into all-out brawls with security and the random NPCs dotted throughout the level don't alert anyone, don't run away to bring more guards, don't really do anything but run away and then stand around at the nearest door because they don't disappear until you look away.The people trying to say this is like Hitman are legitimately just fucking lying.
>>739961151I want bond to blow a thermite bomb through my ass, if you catch my drift
>>739964476ANON SHE IS BROWN SHE IS WOKE SHE IS DEI YOU CANT JUST FIND HER CUTE!!!
>>739964476It is Roth, but Lorca is best girl
>>739965153come home white man
>>739965235
>>739965280
>>739965341
is this the stellar blade schizo?
>>739965447Name's Bond, Bond burgered your sister
>>739965612qrd?
Nah skip
Where's the fuse noise and him changing to Suspicious?
>>739965764>>739965764And then you choose the kung fu poster and your bro Monroe says Hell yeah bruvWe already debunked your shit, Discordtroon
>>739965925Post a no commentary longplay with timestamp or it didn't happen.
>>739965715
>>739965764You're still spamming this?She says it taking a shot at a friend.
>>739965925>>739966180>s-she's just playing>y-your bro likes itUh-huh. Feel free to post a webm anytime.Maybe one explaining why Bond has to be saved by the women in-game like a dozen times while you're at it.
>>739960178>ignores the dozen or so alternative paths to everythingLMAOthank you for telling me you didnt play the game/v/ is just chuds and trannies debating what games are woke or not and nobody is actually playing anything and debating the gameplay of video games
>>739958315
>>739958654>Diamonds is probably the shittiest bond filmpicrel is
>>739957864>no gameplay
>>739966708That hardly counts. But the film it's a remake of, Thunderball, is one of the worst Bonds anyway.
>>739966124>>739966362Sure sisters, here ya gohttps://streamable.com/8g7nwt
>>739965153>>739965280She has knife ears.
>>739967082I've heard others say the same.
>>739966674
>>739966497She's so thin, small and frail, I want to mate press her to pregnancy
>>739941925h-he's fast!
>>739967294Her boobs would grow big and produce milk tho
>>739966998AYYY DIOS MIO DELETE THIS YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD
I just really hate bond's accent in this, it's that stupid RP/Estuary mix- sounds exactly like prince harry
Jame Slop Double Slop Seven was never good
>guy keeps changing his disguiseswhat did they mean by this
>>739967929Isn't that just what bongs sound like?
>>739965235>>739965153>>739945471
>quip>jab>banter>sarcasm>quip>jab>banter>sarcasm>quip>jab>banter>sarcasmI HECKIN LOVE ZOOMSLOP
Agents only want one thing
>>739942250>When you left a floater and didn't flush that one time in Montenegro and got dressed down >It was all me>I'm the author of all your pain>Incredibly petty villain who achieves nothing on screen as wellDid no one fucking review and edit the script before it was okay'd
>>739968207>zoomer discovers 007
>>739968197You are trying way too hard, Discordtroon
>>739966879>posting a tutorial level with le epic gunfightpast tutorial if you have triple digit IQ you learn the mechanics of the game and you figure out that you are immune to damage when fighting in melee combatso what you do is always just rush at enemies and spam mouse1 until everyone is deadthis is your le epic gameplay
>>739968197Who even is that third one?I completed the game and don't remember seeing them at all.
>>739949536First light is a lot like die another day in that it's a celebration of bondAnd much like DaD guy he has a few bond villain aspects>A mask/cosmetic surgery(aka a mask)>Being a nutcase>Rich AF>EccentricI'm sure there's more but it's more a bond frankenstein than die another day, which is admittedly first and foremost a bond frankenstein
>>739968727>you figure out that you are immune to damage when fighting in melee combatNo you're not.Do you mean specifically when grabbing an enemy or something? I haven't tested that.Or maybe it's a difficulty setting thing?
>>739949376The essence of a Bond villain is in this kind of shit, that his dad only gave us one "Mr. Bond" and right at the end is one of the few issues I have with the game's script
>>739951574It's a bondThe women are all one off Uber bitches or indifferent but reasonable turncoats
Is Bond a 'chud'?
>>739966879I went through the entire game not using focus during combat even once, I feel like I really was not meant to do that but I was dying a lot so I continued not doing it
What is wrong with pc gamer?
>>739968498There are more quips in this game than the entire Moonraker film. I didn't even play a mission yet and uninstalled around the point where you get a bedroom.
>>739969058>i have to boot up the game now and make a tutorial for the braidnead movie game player about the mechanics of the game hes trying to defendno im not spoon feeding you
>>739968891That's the woman at the gala that tells you where to get your press pass when you're trying to get upstairs if you talk to her after eavesdropping on her what the third worlder that made this didn't realize is on top of her having 0 role in the game beyond that, if Bond introduces himself as the reporter that isn't late to the gala she makes a pass at him
>>739969591when's your bottom surgery?
Game is exploding with referencesYou really have to look and listen And it's not intrusive since most people will not remember all 26 films including never say never againPic modestly unrrelated
>>739970049please look at the photograph
>>739963626I liked Gibson's performance. I would compare it to Brosnan.Moore = Connery > Dalton > Brosnan = Gibson > Lazenby > CraigI want to stress that I don't think any Bond actor is bad and I like (and dislike) parts of all of them.Lazenby is a poor actor but he looked great and surely would have grown into the part if he had done a second film. Maybe I'm an optimist.Craig is great in Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace but he really should have checked out after that. However the main issue is that none of his films are really Bond films, but rather Bourne films..
>>739969058He means when you're vaulting, or using a takedown finisher, or grabbing someone.Vaulting in particular is extremely fucking abusable, it almost seems like the devs didn't even actually playtest the game because that one in particular seems like something they would have noticed and fixed after a few hours of playtesting.
>>739970185I only say I related because it's not a bond refernce
>>739949376I'm all for the return of camp. Way better than overly serious or ironic shit that media always is these days.
>>739958084He was very good. I was disappointed there wasn't really many scenes with him so I hope there will be more of that in the sequel or DLC.On the other hand I really liked Greenway (F) and Moneypenny and there was a lot of them. Didn't like Pajeeta M one bit.
>>739949376>>739970434In bond the villain can be eccentric>All of the non-craig, non Dalton villainsOr bond can be taking the piss>All of the Moore moviesSomehow it took until no time to die for bond to be bond in the Craig era
>>739970550Oh, but the bowtie sequence was of course amazing so I'll forgive the game just once for not having any "Bond annoys Q in the lab" scenes.
>>739970550I like benchod M>Always clearly outlines why she has zero logical reason to trust bond>Always clearly outlines how bond is always pushing beyond the limits of his authority and clearance>100% trusts him to do the right thing and is 100% on his side in terms of what she allows him to doThat's MThat's good
>>739949226Character was fine but a little boring. Like a lot of anons already said, a bit of a rethread of Die Another Day. The actor seemed like he was really having fun though.
Maybe the program should stay inactive if this is what happens after one mission
>>739958194Guy Hamilton said Diamonds Are Forever had to do away with the old Bond because it was the 1970s and nobody wanted camp films anymore, and then proceeded to make the campiest Bond film of all time. Absolute garbage film. What a terrible way for Connery to go out.
>>739941751I don't like his haircut.
>>739949109she is not going to be Oracle, she won't even be mentioned ever again. I assume they had some rule about not carrying over new characters after this game. she writes a long ass goodbye letter and everything
I'm not sure why they changed the first kill. The Anthony Horowitz prequel took the original kills from Casino Royale and made them way more brutal and interesting.
>>739970885>Everyone who went by the book died or was maimed horribly and fucking sucked at I mean can you blame themTime and time again M chews out bond for what he did wrong but keeps him doing his mission because he keeps coming back with results first, and considerable collateral damage second
>>739964372That sounds kino. I want.
>>739970885I was so confused as to why they kept utilising these retarded recruits, especially bond- where are the grown-up MI6 agents?
>>739970550dude M is supposed to be his annoying overbearing boss. there isn't a single iteration of her that is anything else.
>>739971202Greenway was a 00 and you work together to find 003. they explicitly state multiple times that the old program was shut down after their Skyfall mission went tits up. Like I cannot fathom how you can sit in front of the screen and not pick up on that
>>739970885Wonder if any of the survivors will show up in a sequel.
>>739971202It's a plot element straight out of Spectre and funnily enough never say never again>Agents like bond are dodo birds because predictive algorithms by and large lessen the overall volume of issues that require a secret agentIn this case Greenway is the only senior/former field agent since he never left the agency and so could be readily be called in for field duty
>>739971205Yes, and? She's just boring.Bernard Lee > Robert Brown >>> Judi Dench > Ralph Fiennes > Pajeeta M
>>739962302nah fuck YOU tranny
>>739971205Honestly M is always there to rein bond inIf he/she always praised him that would be worse and undermine authority>SilvaIn Skyfall could be argued to be what happens when an agent goes rogue but receives too much adolationAlso I'm licence to kill M clearly genuinely cares about bond and clearly trusts bond to do the right thing, but much like in. First light his job is to take the flak and dish it, and consistently remind the agent why by all accounts the agent is a fuckupBut in both cases they don't hang their agent up to dry and give them tacit approvalThats how M rolls>Conveniently ignorant>Outwardly/publically denouncefulWould you rather a fucking spy master be outwardly kind and outspokenly supportive?
I dont get the chud meltdown over this game, Bond gets shat on and his balls tortured by Mads Mikkelsen but somehow the First Light BOND is emasculated for disobeying a bunch of women?
>>739971351>Nash as the main villain>Cressida as the main Bond girlI can see that.
>>739971721I'm not far in, but I dislike how utterly heroic this intro is.
>>739954993>>739955684What an absolutely fucking stupid non criticism.
>>739958084I'm just glad they didn't make him look like a Mars Volta member
>>739971690No I would rather people not say "she's boring" when M has always been boring. The real criticism is that she fucking sucks at her job. She got an entire wave of recruits killed on their first mission and let's the only remaining recruit do whatever the fuck he wants while letting an LLM decide all future operations for her. she's beyond incompetent. just fucking dog shit at her job
>>739971848>jeet boss just does what the LLM tells them to>thing they're in charge of sees unprecedented declinedidn't know it was a documentary
>>739971848>M has always been boring.Those are fighting words.
I don't get the hate for this Bond, he's competent and never belittled by the story even despite his inexperience and impulsiveness and I like that he actually gets to be funny and charming rather than the steal faced shit Craig was doing.
>>739971824>Good people shouldn't do good things>They do it because theyre good peopleThat's just how to write a likeable characterYou want him to be the new bond for a new era and potentially a new audience and you want a callous sociopath? In an origin story? Are you crazy?>>739971848Right a spy master should unironically be boring, not necessarily as a critique, but written to be a by the number, unassuming, boring person
>>739972083It's just a bunch of retards that aren't actually playing the game at all, and for that matter haven't watched any Bond movies either. Ignore them.
>>739972083based i actually chuckled at some of the jokes in the game
Why is he here
>>739972178>Bond, what's your status?>Single, unfortunately.He does have some good lines.
>>739941590What a shitty movie
>>739972083I honestly was expecting him to get tons of shit for going rogue during the Slovakia mission to the point I was already rolling my eyes when he decides to leave the car park.It was a really nice surprise that MI6 not only did not blame him for any of the shit that went down in the hotel, they actively supported him by giving him another mission.It was a nice change of pace not having to go through the stereotypical "Bond fucked up and now has got to make amends" story beats.
>>739972121>You want him to be the new bond for a new era and potentially a new audience and you want a callous sociopath? In an origin story? Are you crazy?I want Bond in my Bond. In his origin story, he was an asshole. In the prequel to his origin story, he was an asshole. Why is it that he's doing unbelievable things, with no training, while quipping & saving everyone?
>>739972213Drake & Josh?
>>739949468>peak Halle BerryBut that was in X-Men 3, 4 years later
>>739972643>Outright denunciation >Tacit approvalMy guy have you not seen a single bond movie
>>739972681>With no trainingHe's a a navy air crewHe's hardly a fucking frogman but he's not no trainingThe point is to show he does the right thing when it counts and people wouldnt understand that subtlety otherwise
>>739973061nah, peak was from swordfish
>>739945497It angers and frustrates me, fuck off.
>>739973251Oh I didn't mean it's refreshing within the Bond context. It's more of a general context, within the vidya world, we haven't had these types of story in AAA games for a while as far as I'm aware.
Ok, story completed on hard mode, all operations and escalations done, even done all the challenges on the first few missions (don't think I'll bother with the rest). I think that's me done.Fun game, but I'd definitely have preferred more Hitman, if only because I'd have gotten 100 hours or more out of it instead of ~20-25.
>>739973560I think they definitely realized they had to try and play Bond completely straight as he is without any kind of subversion. The shit the dev said about him being changed for modern sensibilities is the biggest lie I've ever seen. Absolutely just said that shit to try and please journos.
>>739973382Nah, she peaked in The Flintstones
Once again /v/irgins are throwing tantrums that a game isn't a failure.
>Bond! Why the fuck haven't you made 100 thousand dollars in a random shanty town yet? Time's wasting!the fuck is his problem
IOI makes the comfiest looking levels in gamingLoved Hitman WoA for that and love First Light for that too
>>739974208
>>739974263
>>739974325
>>739974263the only good looking area in the game is that one and even then the water is average.
>>739974434I think they all look good
>>739974208it seemed like vietnam was finally about to open up and be as intricate as a big hitman level, but in the end it was such a tease. really wish they had at least one hitman-like level
>>739974601I'm gonna be honest, a moviegame type of game is the only way to do 007 right and make it feel like a Bond movie all the way throughSo yeah, that means having fairly linear levels Although, it does offer considerably more freedom than other action packed movie games of its kindIOI weren't given the 007 franchise because of Hitman WoA's intricate, yet sandbox level design with loads of immsim elements and player expressionThey were chosen because they nailed that superspy thriller atmosphere in their levels and storytelling in Hitman WoA
>>739974383>the Transworld wreckThe gaming convention?
>>739974601>>739975051I'm fine with it. If I wanted to play Hitman I'd just play Hitman, I don't need this game to also be Hitman. I think it nails the balance between the immersive sim elements of Hitman and the over the top cinematic moments of an Uncharted perfectly.
>>739971063>and considerable collateral damage secondPR and accounting can deal with that
Lenny Kravitz just letting you go then saving you was silly.
>Try to use FSR in this game>All it does is make the game a little blurryShould I even bother with FSR if I have 9070XT?
>greenway>his subtitle name is green
>>739975925Kojima does it again
>>739975821Only at 4k resolutionI have a 9070xt, 7600x, and on ultra settings 4k native, I'm getting 45-50fpsWith FSR4 quality + optiscaler sharpening I get a steady 60fps with really marginal visual loss
>>739975925way
Is the pirated version fully playable or does unlocking some items require online access like in Hitman?
>>739976073damn, meant for >>739975824
it's surprising IOI even made this game given that they're the biggest jews in gaming and I can't really see how they pad this out with content slop like they do with hitman
>>739973560Yeah well I'm glad io appreciates the licence enough to make a bond plot an old dog plot
>>739976262I just assumed tacsim would be an opportunity to drop in legacy scenarios
oi you got a loicense to kill?
Here's that 29 year old kid I was telling you about
>>739976871Men used to be men. By the time a boy was 17 he looked older than most 30 year old "men" today.
>Fire extinguishers highlighted in the environmentCrazy to think how this all started with Vinny Caravella laughing his ass off throwing one at a chef's head
>>739976113It says you can play story mode offline.I assume the rest is locked to online, but honestly I don't think you're missing much right now.You have tacsim mode which is similar to Hitman escalations but from the one I played it was just shooting or killing people in different ways. Found it very shallow. First was just killing guys in certain ways, then it was having to do shit like shoot 2 people in each leg, disarm twice, 2 headshots, etc. Then it was just to kill everybody but getting caught added more enemies. I found it boring and haven't touched that mode again.Haven't tried operations mode, but it looks like it's only 2 missions in story maps.Unlocks, IIRC, were some clothes, guns, and gun skins, but I could be wrong.
>>739977048look man I love Caravella as much as the next duder but I don't think that's why
>>739977043That wasn't a good thing at allPremature ageing due to heavy cigarettes and and alcohol and whatever substance abuse isn't the gotcha you think it is
>>739977043Aging past your prime is not a good thing, Anon.
Path tracing will fix everything
>>739949376>and then this muppet shows up and goes all [...] on Bond's ass.Hot.More seriously though: Bond villains have ALWAYS been over the top.
>>739978181>FPS: 007
>>739978181It's like I'm back in 2012.
This boss fight was dumb, tried to do the Mr Freeze from Arkham City but the AI here was really dumb. I could just circle around this to be in range then its just a running in a line and making the stuff explode on him.
[Buy a fucking ad]
>>739978181I saw people say this was the worst level in the game but I liked it.
>>739941590Game looks fun, but is it worth 70 bucks? Was thinking of just waiting for it to go on sale.
Kinda dissapointed she only shows up for one level
>>739949212>>739959808There are Finns in this game?t. Finn
>>739941590I'm gonna say something really prickish about something that takes a ton of work especially for a 15 hour cinematic action game. Like, I know they won't have a Roger Deakins doing cutscenes or whatever, but man the cutscenes in this are REALLY badly directed. Tons of fades to black and bad cuts, no color grading, the DOF is legit broken and characters are out of focus most of the time, the ending of the game has like bad timing for when the music hits, no grading, etc.The game has some amazing playable bond moments like the Valhalla section or the giant truck with the OHMSS theme, but the cutscenes stink.
>>739978962Yes it's very fun but if you have to ask then I'd just say wait for a sale. It's a single player game, not like it's going anywhere.
>>739979029yes saar I wish game was VN about booba instead rape you tomorrow
>>739979078Main villains are Finns.
>>739979279isn't the main villian Lenny Kravitz?
Austin Powers mod when?
>>739970049So do 007 and Hitman take place in the same universe or is this just a nod to their previous work?
>>739979451
I understand M is supposed to overwhelmed in the midst of a political power struggle but she really comes off as incredibly incompetent. MI6 is compromised ethically, politically and physically during the game and at the end she basically goes "no ideia what's going on go investigate 007 lol".She's like bizarro Judi Dench in that Dench's M was borderline competency porn. I NEVER got the feeling that this M would send an agent to their death in the interests of his majesty.
>>739949376Damien and the Murto twins genuinely felt like they game straight out of a Metal Gear game. With how over the top and hammy they are. If anything, I wish there was more Damien. Killing him the quarry was too soon. I would have saved his death for Antarctica or later.
>>739979532Anon you really should finish the game before posting here.
>>739979481QUACKwhat the fuck was in 2014 though? Absolution was 2012 and Hitman™ was 2016
>>739947092>>739958315>you've got heart
Game feels like it starts with a Craig tone and ends with a Brosnan tone. I laughed my ass off when they brought out the fucking mech suits and robots.
>>739979712>a Brosnan toneso it's kino?
>>739975367top kek
>>739947092Piased me off that they were committed to having Bond only become 007 at the end of the game because this right here felt like the moment.
>>739949960his sniping section was badassdude is a fucking beast
>>739979731Unironically yes. My main gripe with the tone is that Bond never becomes as much of a cynic as he should be. Like, this Bond does NOT feel like he'd shoot an unarmed Elektra point blank like in TWINE for example.
>>739979937one more shqueeze
M is REALLY stupid in this game. She spends most of her time screwing up and sucking up to the main antagonist.
>>739979972well she's Indian and using AI to try to predict international crime like it's Minority Report or somehting
Game is just fun nothing special And thats alright. Im sick of companies either going for GOTY or indieslop garbage. Miss the days where random ass games would pop up every month and most of them were just dumb fun that youd play once have a good time with and move on.
>>739979972It's explained multiple times that she doesn't not like or trust him but has no choice due to being in a political power struggle and having to suck up to the English PM.
What kind of DLC could they even do for this
>>739941676Its owned by AmazonAmazon is so big they can absorb any level of loss to fuck over a marketThey could very easily destroy the entire video games market if they wanted, its a fuckling $2 trillion global megacorp
>>739941751Hated the Tom Ford suit he had on at the end. In fact most of his outfits in the main story suck.
>>739979972>Webb has the to-be PM in his pocket>MI6 and her position could be compromised if she doesn't play ballI think its pretty on par for spy stuff to have to play bad hands sometimes just to keep in play. Slow Horses is like that too.
>>739966879The explosive barrel spam in this game is fucking hilarious. Even towards the end of the fucking game enemies are still standing around giant explosives like fucking retards. Might be the corniest game ever made.
I'm happy this game universe isn't trying to be super gritty Craig era stuff but I thought that fucking Magical Quantum Computing was maybe a bridge too far.
>>739963626He is pretty good but I cannot get Henry out of my head when I look at him>>739958084Not as snarky as I want
>>739980563and the space laser via diamonds aren't stupid?
>>739980564you have faceblind was and they look nothing alike. honest question, no hate, are you asian? I've heard that asian people think all whites look the same kinda like how whites think they all look the same
>>739980092A bunch of small one off missions with Bond as 007 would be incredibly easy to make.
>Implement a magical Minority Report crime prediction AI>It immediately tells you that all your remaining 00 agents are crooked>Murder them without a second thoughtMI6 was super retarded in this
>>739980547It's really fucking stupid and I love it
>>739980092After you beat the game and go back to the tacsim, some of the scientists mention shit about feeding data into it to get the full scope of what happened during the chess tournament incident. They'll probably base DLC on the premise of feeding the tacsim information on past agents' missions that Bond can go through. That way you get to do more than just standalone challenge levels while still doing stuff to drop hints for the sequel and not advancing the story much before the next game.
this should have just been the new movie series instead of a game
It felt so weird having everyone in Q branch (and Q himself) refer to Bond as "Bond" the entire game. He really should've been given the number sooner. Q calling him anything other than 007 feels bizarre
>>739980092Open Hitman esc level.
>>739980872That's a stupid and objectively wrong opinion
>>739980923it's a meh game but I like the take on Bond. I'm sad that whatever the new film series, it will likely be way lamer than this.
>>739980732Well the idea is they would have Damien or others plant evidence, so say they investigated, found evidence and thus acted. How is 009 going to explain away a folder in his drawer called SUPER CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS INSIDE?>>739980547The actual shooting setquences feel kinda lame IMO, especially at the tail end when its just nonstop at some point. Its visually uninteresting, and gameplay wise you aren't given the space to have actual interesting engagements.
>>739980961It's a great game, easily top 3 games I've played this year. If they made it a film instead then this game woudln't exist and I would definitely enjoy this game more as a game than a movie because the gameplay is the best thing about it.
I quite dislike how squeaky clean Bond is in this. There's this moment where he goes Rogue and I thought it was similar to that moment in Casino where he says "fuck it" and just tries to stab Le Chifre, but when the girl asks if he's doing it "for England", instead of going "No, for me", he goes "pretty please don't murder the bad guy that would make you bad"
>>739980961>>739980923>>739980872I unironically would have preferred this as a David Cage style "choices matter" game. The actual gameplay parts are meh, and particularly drag on for a few parts. Like getting the 100k isn't that interesting, and escorting Greenway is a real fucking pace killer.
>>739981082The walk and talk sections should have just been cutscenes.
>>739980092Freelancer 007 edition
>>739980910All that would do is piss off the moviefags that enjoy the game being as is. Hitman fans are already so checked out that adding levels like that would be too little too late.
>>739981067>makes his first kill have an impact as the camera holds on him>by the end of the game he just straight up drops a ton of giant steel pipes on Damien>also knowingly suicides into the water with DamienNot that clean
>>739981143>Hitman fans are already so checked outStop making shit up
>>739981018I disagree on the shooting segments. If you take an RE4/RE5 approach to them and shoot people in the leg into the melee follow-up, it becomes fun as fuck. Especially because during the melee takedown you can turn the camera and set-uo the next shot onto a different enemy/barrel, whatever.
>>739981204Well you do the RE4/5 melee because enemies don't die in one shot to the head. In this, you just shoot them in the head because its the most effective. Having replayed U4/LL within the week 007 came out, I actually prefer the shooting there because the guns aren't nearly as pinpoint accurate to make headshots super clean/easy. The melee in 007 is the best part of it though, and even on Purist Bond can take WAY more bullets than he "should" to make melee viable. You die on Hard in U4 so quick out of cover but as a result feels like more cat and mouse plus the arena designs are better in Uncharted.
>>739981067>>739981162this bond is much more like Moore considering Craig and Dalton have that stone-cold agent vibeswhile Connery has that veteran gentleman suave vibes that this bond couldn't havelazenby didnt really give me an impression
By England, I am never doing this shit again
why even live, bruv
I only finished up to the Slovakia level, but this is a weird game. Basically on rails in seemingly open levels.
Genuinely one of the worst games I've ever bothered to finish. I feel like I got ripped off. I don't even think I'd be happy with it if I got it for $20.
>>739966497Would build a home with
The biggest disappointment to me was when they presented the car, I thought there was going to be a big chase on a road map dodging traffic and using car weapons, all while the soundtrack plays. haha
I'm not really fond of nuHitman and I'm just okay with Uncharted, so this game was really average for me. But looking at the history of Bond games, it's still WAY above average. My top 3 Bonds are Goldeneye, Nightfire, From Russia with Love, with everything or nothing and first light being just behind.
Honestly I quite disliked Bond as a character in this. Feels like he never actually evolves or develops? He starts as a genuinely good guy and then everyone he loves dies and Greenway goes "don't let it change you" and he actually fucking doesn't let it change him? Like, it's an anti-character arc. He starts and ends as the same guy and it's not very interesting as Bond. I thought it was building up to him becoming colder and doing things for revenge or whatever but he's just the same guy all the way through and it kinda sucks.Also this is a nitpicking but there is one really cool reference to Casino Royale where Greenway shouts at Bond to stop touching his bloody earpiece and it was a great reference but Bond KEEPS TOUCHING THAT BLOODY EARPIECE UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME
>>739979331No, he's a minor character for the first act.
>>739982065But she's black
Why the fuck does uncharted 4 a game from ten years ago look so much better graphic wise than this absolute turd of a "game". No srsly i can't pinpoint what it is. I'd say it's the lighting mostly but not sure what exactly.
>>739944814The Exchange level is pure Bond kino.
>Ave Maria starts playing
>>739982640Uncharted 4 also plays better and has way cooler setpieces. Ironically it arguably has even more player agency with all of the movement options you get. People say you shouldn't compare it to Hitman like sure okay but if we compare it directly to Uncharted it still fucking sucks ass. In fact I'd say the game fares even worse when compared to Uncharted.
>>739982640Redditcharted 4 is probably one of the peaks of the old pre-baked techniques. That and TLOU2.Bond uses a software version of raytracing (for now).Though I think Bond looks pretty good on PC with RenoDX.I'm actually really interested in how Naughty Dog does raytracing in Intergalactic. The reveal trailer had some insane shadows and reflections that are probably just unrealistic on base PS5.
People are still playing this?
>>739941590game of the year
>>739941590Gotta find out what happened to Nash>>739963626I'd say he earned the number
>>739941925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnmq5PPScA
>>739982992yes people play video gamesi know this must be shocking
>>739947092That's my wallpaper at the moment.
>>739948838The glasses do sort of make him look like Eggsy.
>>739980228IO Interactive is a subsidiary of Square Enix
>>739954331Lotta sexy statues scattered throughout the game
>>739948912CAHM I ENGERAND
>>739958084The couch moment was pretty good.
>>739954331this shootout was sick
>>739958084top notch
>>739958805Apparently the gadget upgrades carry over into the story. Could be wrong though.
>>739959029The collection achievements and the TacSim level achievement don't seem to be popping for me.
>>739982906This was IO's first game with cinematic set-pieces and proper combat/movement systems so I can give them a pass. It actually turned out better than I expected given how rigid Hitman is.
>>739965872Really hope there's an update to disable or minimize HUD elements. Hitman WoA had those options, why not this as well?
>>739964005A tactical turtleneck I'm pretty sure it's an Archer reference.
>>739970187Skyfall was alright too.
>>739981034I don't think it's straight up bad or anything, it just feels kinda similar to Everything or Nothing to me and I wasn't wild about that one either. it's sort of janky. I still enjoyed it, but I feel like its around a 6 gameplay-wise. The take on Bond is like 8.5, it's a perfectly suitable new iteration, and this is coming from someone who hated the first trailer and thought he looked like a dork.
>>739959808Do they have girls there?
>>739983676Skyfall was a wannabe Nolan movie and just as visually dull as his work. Shanghai was the only cool part.
>>739983676Skyfall was just alright. I'd say it's still the 2nd best of the Craig films but I do think it's overrated as fuck.
>>739983782I wish whole movie in china ling ping ling ping pong
>Casual Friday>It's Thursday
I am having a blast.
alright lets get down to itwhat did you think of Moneypenny?
>>739983304This motherfucker still living in 2017
>>739983830made me think of this
>>739983782Tenet was alright.
>>739983882She's a tiny meek buck made to have that mouth she's always flappin' broken.
>>739983882Cute, definitely crazy about white cock. (I only just started the game, dunno about any developments.)
>>739983524Yeah comparing it to Uncharted 4 is not fair. A more proper comparison would be Uncharted 1, in which I think it is better overall.
>>739941590007 games should be designed like Hitman games. Open sprawling levels with many objectives that you decide on how to accomplish. Hitman is the template for 007, why are all video game developers mentally retarded and refuse to do what is correct?
>>739983882She's got DSL and needs to get to work.
>>739983882Since James isn't man enough to go for her she's mine
>>739983882cute
By the way give Blood Stone and Everything or Nothing a spin if you liked this one.
>drive car straight into a wall>it instantly stops, no damage, no crash sound, no characters who even comment on it>ok.jpeg>back up and keep driving
A bunch of pipes couldn't have fucked him up that badly, right?
>>739983882The version I saw 9 months ago was ugly as fuck and a reason for me not to buy on launch.. I am satisfied with the cuckquean we ended up with. I'm sure the WN types who hated the Craig era black version will hate her too but that's their call. If this game gets a sequel, she needs to be salty, thirst, and NEVER successful at getting bond, and also have loads of r34 from her model. I find the IS IT WOKE IS IT NOT fight milldly amusing, as we have some definite modern audience race shit and some definite work safe coomer shit..
>>739984429>there must be more to life
OK, I'm going to buy your game once it's 90% off
>>739984429
>>739958084great iteration. him helping Bond do up a bowtie was great.
>>739958084he's okay but like pretty much everyone has said about him so far, he's way too nice. he needs to jab at Bond and bitch about him a little bit.
>>739986385He's not as over Bond's antics as Desmond Q was
>>739985740lmao
moneypennymore likemonkeypussy
Lenny Krwvitz's character was completely pointless.
>>739986802He made me want to Fly Away
>>739986802Wasted potential.Didn't even get his cock out, baka
>>739986802baby, his character arc ain't over til it's over
>>739941751>>739947513JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED JAMES BOND HAS COME TO SEE US
>>739941590Will Cressida ever recover and will Bond fuck her, she is the best girl in this shitty game.
>>739984168This is the most retarded thing I have read on here in a long time. Uncharted 4 is a 10 year old game. Holy shit dude this is some mega-level cope. You think its more fair to compare a $70 AAA 2026 release to a game that is almost 20 fucking years old?
>>739983882I like her, just the right amount of sassy without coming across as a bitch.
>>739985740kek
>>739983882sex
>>739987051>>739987087kek
>>739941590probably the best movie-game I've ever playedlike it feels like you're simultaneously playing a good bond game and watching a good bond movie
>>739944814kinoooooooo
>>739944814Apologize
>>739987329I think her father says part way through the game that she will walk again. Would make no sense for her to go back into secret service but Bond is a fantastical setting so who knows.>>739988224This game's plot puts even Brosnan Bond and Moonraker to shame in how ridiculous it is.
never accept a drink from a stranger
>>739988485
on a scale of License to Kill to Moonraker how campy is First Light
>>739988584what's new with this nigga is he still married to ayy lmao?
>>739988696Starts slightly more campy than LtK and ends slightly more serious than Moonraker.
>>739988696More and less than both depending on what part of the game you're at.
>>739947275OHMSS has some of the worst sound design and cinematography choices, the opening is suppose to be at night and they put a really shitty filter over it.I don't give a shit what contrarian hipster says Lazenby sucked.Tracy was great though I liked her more so than other bond girls except plenty o tool but she had massive tits
>>739988696Skyfall
>>739987251kek
>>739988224Agent Under Fire always felt off to meNightfire mogs it
>>739941590Chuck>Bond
>>739970187This, I don't think Craig is a bad actor by any means, but his performance was just brought down a little by the later movies not really feeling that much like bond films in general.Casino Royale was fantastic though.
>>739990796Craig was great in Road to Perdition too
>>739941590redpill me on bond
>>739991551The defacto spy fantasy. The appeal is in the exotic locations, hot women, charming cast of characters, fun villains, cool gadgets and action setpieces. The books vary in quality a lot, recent ones suck ass. Movies are mostly good, all the actors are fun but expect heated debates over which is best. Games are really fun and mostly worth playing.
y didn't bond have greenway shoot his cuffs in two
>M is a jeet>incompetent checks out
I wish I was Cress's wheelchair.
>>739988269>I think her father says part way through the game that she will walk again.And once she does, I will make her not able to walk again for days, if you support my stilts.
>>739983882This game seems to have been made for people who grew up Tom Holland's Spider-Man since Bond and Moneypenny are essentially Tom Holland and Zendaya.
>>739993934Kill yourself zoomer
its just ok
>>739983192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiRhyeRN6J4
>>739994085>zoomerBless your heart, marketer.But this bond is a total faggot with zero screen presence much like Holland in Uncharted.It makes no sense to make Bond thins young and even then it is worse than Kingsman.I can't picture the audience for this game much like Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, these games are 20 years too late and feature some of the worst aspects of modern games.
>>739994273>calling others zoomers when HE is the one who only knows zoomer shit and can only relate anything he sees to zoomer shit because he literally doesn't know anyting elseYou aren't fooling anyone with this shit zoomer. The fact that the implication of the image in my head went completely over your head just makes it more obvious. Only a zoomer would be this tone deaf.
>>739994338>Why are you comparing this to the thing it resembles the most.Holy shit, jeet are you retarded AND brown?
>>739983606absolutelythere's no way that isn't I kinda miss archer
>>739994273Bond is in his mid to late 30s in the books where he's already been with MI6 for some years. It makes sense for the fresh recruit Bond to be in his early 30s. You're just getting old and can't face Bond being younger than you.
