Khajiit or Argonian wife?
>>739942209rather fuck a smooth lizard than get a mouthful of cat hair
>>739942392>smoothcold-blooded and rough
>only 1 wife
Khajiit and take skooma with her
>>739942209me on the rightyes, my boobs are that big
>>739942392enjoy your being your gf's skin shedder, scale-shaggerhttps://youtube.com/shorts/VPJFOBDw-rQ
>>739942614not all reptiles shed their skin all at once like that
>>739942614Helping her shed skin sounds intimate and cute.Also very satisfying to see.
>>739942209both
N'Wah, I own multiple Skooma farms. I'm not choosing "one wife", for the same reason I wont choose "one bos*er" for execution
>>739942209>Overly buttery lobster vs overly juicy steak ahhh "choice"
>>739943372crab is better than lobster
>>739942209Only people I've heard of fucking lizards are jeets but lots of white men wanted to fuck cats. Obvious that Khajiits are the correct answer
>>739942209I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ARGONIANS
>>739942392>smoothanon....
>>739942209Recommend me some good argonian mods
Argonian, because i'm an argonian.
>>739943417Taking the guaranteed buttery lobster snatch is better than the hairy mouthful of cat hairs
>>739943969>guaranteed buttery lobster snatchAnon, it's coarse and prickly
>>739942209Khajiit easily
Khajit
>>739943372Waiter the surf is too plentiful, the turf too juicy.
>>739944208>The face of the anthro girl is uglySuch a shame
As a lizard guy, I must advise against fucking a lizard. It's all one hole down there and frankly it's disgusting; I often have to clean it for my dumbass chud daughter.Though TES lizards have tits so maybe they have normal human-like anatomy down there, who knows.>>739942445>>739943578Most lizard bellies are smooth as shit, since they sleep on them.>>739942614Like the other guy said, not all lizards do all their skin at once.
>>739943372>ahhhPlease go back to where you came from. Thank you.
I'd rather have a Thalmor wife.
>>739944361put a bag on head then, retard
>not just making gender bent daughter-wife clones of yourselfStupid n'wahs.
>>739944710Pretty sure snakes, crocodiles and some lizards have dicks(sometimes multiple). Also what kind of lizard you got couse if all lizards are lizards then all snakes are also lizards.
>>739942209
>>739945324Of course reptiles have dicks if they're male, dingus. I was referring to females.
>>739945180You may have brain damage
>>739945819So the purest love is Khajiit on Argonian?
>>739945953This diagram explains it.
>>739945819>Khajiit fulfill a "they can fix me" dynamic and Argonian fulfill the "I can fix them"Based if true.
>>739942209Wow those are UGLY.If a game released with women looking like this today then all the balding millennial epstein lemmings would call it woke.
>>739942445>cold-blooded>2026>still believes lizards are cold blooded
>>739945994The diagram misses too many combinations to really work don't it.
>>739945350HOLY SEXO!
>>739942209Neither since I'm not an animal fucking furry degenerate.
>>739946283Then why'd you come in here?
>>739945819this anon gets it
Khajiit, but one of the small, normal cat looking ones that I accidentally adopted while drunk one day without realizing she's not just a housecat, and now she thinks we're married.
>>739946154Any other combination isn't worth acknowledging.
I feel like the average dunmer would be a hazard to interact with
>>739945819Adoring Chad understands.
>>739946723This
>>739946776>a race of entitled, arrogant, sociopathic freaks cucked by a demonic entity who have both a victim mentality and a god complexDunmer truly are the worst race in all of Nirn. Even the likes of goblins are less insufferable.
khajiit voice actors fucking suck. i cant help but stealth archer these cats in the fucking head. even if they’re just a shop keep or a rando civilian. who the fuck thought making them sound like marge simpsons’s sisters was a good idea
>>739946963I don't mind their smoker voice as much as most people seem to, but I understand where you are coming from. I wish they'd just give him husky exotic accents instead of being stuck on making them sound like they do.
>>739946723https://files.catbox.moe/7a2qmd.mp3
>>739946963>khajiit voice actors fucking suckThe voice is the reason I like them so much, that raspy chain smoker voice they have tickles my brain in a good way
>>739947403I could listen to this pretty kitty prattle on about completely uninteresting nonsense for hours
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF ARGONIANSNOT A BIG FAN
How could you possibly choose a slimy cold scaly thing over a cute warm fluffy wife?
>>739946963ESO mostly ditches the chain smoker voice and goes with regular Persian-esque voices.
Khajiit lick their butts
>>739947584https://files.catbox.moe/8bqr15.mp3
>>739947886I also like khajiit butts.
>>739947886Logistically and mechanically impossible for the bipedal ones. Maybe the quadrupedal ones do.
>>739947403i type that, but have never said it
>>739947887My catwife is so based
>>739942209lizard sex
>>739942209pretty kitty sex
Am I the only one that headcanons that my morrowind characters get a harem of argonian women after the game ends?
>>739942209cat wives save lives
>>739948158>study alchemy for years hoping to open up her own potion shop in a major city>only to end up chained up in a cell in an old abandoned fortress forced to brew skooma and mead for a gang of horny Nord bandits>the bandit chieftain has taken to calling her "Lifts-Her-Tail" instead of her real nameSad
>>739942614>enjoy your being your gf's skin shedder
>>739945373>>739946325Lizards are cool. Bearded Dragons are Awesome.
>>739947805>mfw I've modded Skyrim for so long I recognize every mod being used in that webm
>>739947805I'm going to nut so hard tonight
>>739942209>not a single wifeable khajiit in the whole of SkyrimTodd really wanted to keep all the pretty kitties to himself.
I like lizards but woman as soft as a cat just makes me go kinda feralshe better enjoy it when I pet the fuck out of her
>>739946723most based man in the thread
ITT skooma addicts in denial.
any skyrim mods that give Khajit digitigrade feet?
>>739942209One has a T-rex head on a human body, the other looks like this. It's pretty obvious what the choice is.
>>739950426Queen of the lizards it is.
Khajiit.
>>739950326Yes. I haven't played Skyrim or messed around with modding Skyrim in years but I remember there being one. There's probably multiple mods that do that. All you'd need to do is look up "Khajiit feet" on Nexus or the workshop.
>>739950684I remember there being at least 2.
>>739944208Full picture?
>>739942209Neither. TOTAL BEASTFOLK AND ELF DEATH!
that image of the tablet made by a nord man to honor his late khajiit wife is evidence enough that they are clearly superior
>>739942209Khajiit, but Argonian too is good
>>739950879You're scaring away the baddies, bro.
>>739942209Whichever one doesn't have skin like cracked leather and sound like a chain smoker
>>739942209Khajiit. They make the best wrestlers and brawlers.
>>739951081skullemojiskullemojiskullemoji
>>739942209I'm allergic to cats
>>739951081The only way I'd take them home is rolled up as new rugs for my banquet hall.
>>739951137I know it has no real basis in reality because not a single instance of this exists in Skyrim, but I do love the idea of a racist asshole who hates non-Nords and barely tolerates actual Nords having a soft spot for some random Khajiit woman who managed to wear down his resistance by being unshakably sweet and affectionate.>>739951162If Argonian skin is anything like that of a real lizards, it might be surprisingly soft and pleasant to the touch.
>>739951297You can fix that by over exposure.
>>739951358that sounds like it would be miserable in the short term
>>739946723>now she thinks we're marriedWhich gets awkward when she is around my actual wife.
>>739942209do you want to get shanked in your sleep?if not then 100% argonian
>>739951395Things that are miserable in the short term usually are the things worth doing the most, because they set you up for good things in the long term.
>>739951515Male khajiits do all the crime, female khajiits are sweet.
>>739942209Khajiit.
>>739951582This is how female Khajiit fuckin' get ya.
>>739951683>literally, actually, unironically fucking died because he's a fiend for itty bitty pretty kitty tittiesI fucking kneel before King Odar.
Need me a pretty kitty
>>739946226
>>739942209>I REALLY NEED TO FUCK AN ANIMAL
>>739951879This dumb little cotton ball.
>>739952153Hey, they are perfectly sapient.
>>739952153We're all animals, Anon.
>>739952418Why not fuck human women
>>739952254Cute fluffmeister
>>739952486>human women>sapientAnon...
>>739942209Cloaca VS PussyThe world may never know
>>739942209His saps on tapvswarm fuzzy cuddle sex
>>739952486Not nearly as cute of fluffy, or not as cool looking and no thick tail.
>>739952254Somebody used his tail to clean their ears.
>>739946723BASED
>>739952486Too vapid and selfish.
>>739942614>lists a pro as a con>can't even into slurs correctlyCome back when you've grown some chest hair
>>739952605>warm fuzzy cuddle sexA lot of Khajiit women are probably into rapeplay, like real cats.
>>739952867>NOW NEITHER OF US GET TO EAT, BITCHBased gato
>>739952926I like to think she does this despite knowing the telekinesis spell.
>>739953062Jealous gal in the back
>>739942209Khajit malewife.
>>739946325No, why did YOU come here? Did you see a sign above /v/ that said animal fuckers welcome to discuss their degenerate fetish?
>>739953169Give a man a sweet roll, he'll eat for a day. Give a khajiit lady a sweet roll and she'll eat it off your dick. They're freaky like that
>>739953039Please be patient, she has reptileism
>>739942209Touch fluffy tail
>>739953394
>>739953251nta but this is /v/ we're talking about right?
>>739953653I thought /v/ was specifically for homosexuals?
>>739953251/v/ has always been a furry board dedicated to discussing exotic female characters, take your historical revisionism elsewhere you homo faggot
>>739945350I wish that ESO wasn't a bloated mess on a shitty engine
>>739942614Would you eat your Argonian Wife's shed skin, anons?
>>739953062
>>739947403What voice program do you use?
>>739949656Were there any decent khajiit ladies in the Oblivion remaster?
>>739953705And for furs/co/ too to be fair
>>739947887Who redpilled the cat??
>>739950838This is it.
>>739942209>anon, my son>you are man now, you must choose>after years of fantasizing about animu catgirls, will you do seksu with real catgirl waifu, or hideous scaley lizard wench>......
>>739946723My cat is actually like that irl, she's very jealous of my gf and will storm out of the room when we bang
>>739951476>BRAAAAPPPP
>>739953830>exotic female charactersThat's a funny way of saying animals. It's almost like you're (rightfully) embarrassed by your faggoty fetish.
>>739947458for some reason they fixed both the khajiit and argonian voices in elder scrolls online
>>7399510811000 hours in paint
>>739954478Having pets can make sex weird at times. The other night my gf was giving me a handjob and our cat jumped up on the couch with us. Then she just sat there watching us.And after sex she usually comes to snuggle up between us in all the sex stink.
>>739955129Given real life female race relations with whites (nords), that isn't too far off https://litter.catbox.moe/3it7bgfhfdqefc9t.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/w4u0z1s4hf30jai2.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/vo8j0bcf0hwvrwx3.jpg(Not cats)
>>739954852Your delusion runs deep. Its sad.
>>739955286I love that portrait so much.Really wish she was an actual party member so that I didn't feel the need to always pick her as my general.
>>739955273>that last oneHoly fuck
Khajiits do this.
>>739942209>Which way Nord Man?
>>739955341Nenio being replaced with a white furred Kitsune rogue companion who talks in a over the top Japanese accent would have been too based for the likes of Owlcat.
>>739955387I turn 360 degrees and pick the Lamia wife standing behind me.
>>739955286>delusionI'm not the one who wants to fuck animals lol but hey I guess Disney movies said it's alright
>he's still goingkek, the autistic rage is getting the better of him
>>739955549They're drawings. You know they aren't real, right?
>>739953830>/v/ has always been a furry boardholy newfag
>>739955359I had no reaction until i saw that one, then i got a full boner on the spot
>>739955717I don't think he does.The inability to separate fiction from reality is a clear indication of severe mental illness.
>>739955717Drawings of what exactly? Delusional faggot
>>739955763Keep telling yourself that, projecting retard. Furry threads have been a time honored tradition on /v/ for over ten years.
>>739955859>Drawings of what exactly?My wife
>>739955859Drawings of sexy cat women. Keep seething, Asperger piss pants boy.
>>739955881>for over ten yearsWay to prove my point tourist faggot.
>>739955985Aww, is baby mad that the furries won?
>>739942209NeitherGive me hellhounds
>>739956028>not /v/>AI slop>vivziepop characterDangerously low quality post.
>>739955404I'd be okay with a better mercenary system that makes them actual characters with even a bit of relevant and personality. That way I'd at least be able to make my own.Would serve as a decent make your own waifu system too if they were smart.
>>739955534Not gonna lie, I kind of hate the scale bra bullshit. I mean, are the removable? Then why not use cloth or armor? Are they part of her body? Then how am I supposed to suck on her nipples?
>>739956069>>not /v/Go suck a dick
>>739955129>reverse image search>made on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/SkyrimMemes/comments/1qvxu15/small_comic_meme_i_made_based_on_another_meme_i/
>>739956245kill yourself. you don't belong in this thread.
>>739955286I wish lilmothiit were playable.
>>739956126She's got such shit taste.
>>739942392I think the fur would feel better plus mammals are much closer to humans than lizards plus lizards are cold blooded their pussy would be cold inside
>>739956028Okay, but only because they're in videogames.
>>739956320Why are you not seething about the videos displaying feral stuff. It's literally bestiality implicationKys
>>739956126Something tells me she was rather unimpressed with Astarion.
>>739942209Khajiits but one of the humanoid ones
>>739956126I mean, at that point, you're basically just playing Miitopia with updated graphics. Which is actually kind of a fun idea.
>>739956587Just admit you're into humans, dude. It's okay
>>739956716>into humans
>>739956126A customizable companion system that wasn't just for making personality-less hirelings would only work if it was for a single companion whose customizability was a legitimate thing to do with their story. With would be difficult because there would be dozens of classes and races for this customizable companion that the game would have to give reactive dialogue to. Something like BG3's "Dream Guardian" thing but instead of the gay faggot Emperor bullshit it was for a custom Dirge companion would be fucking awesome.
Weird question but can anyone help me find a specific image of a one-eyed khajiit woman? I remember her being a sort of grizzled warrior and the artstyle was cartoony.
>>739956682If you make a whole game out of that, sure, but what I suggested was more of a minor subsystem that I think would align with the whole "customize your own roleplay" deal the game is already mostly built around what's with al the player options, dialog, reactivity, etc.Medieval fantasy mitopia cRPG would fucking rock tho.
>>739956860Katia Managan?
>>739942209is this secretly a thread about the upcomming lorerim update because Im pretty sure OPs picture is literally from there.
>>739956682>>739956947I would fucking love a CRPG where everything is randomized and where at the start of the game something happens like a gypsy woman asking you a bunch of questions would be the thing would create your companions.
>>739957025Make a randomizer for Solasta and you at least have the companion part.
>>739956320This
Imagine if lilmothiits were just like khajiits and they could be from kemonos to furries and foxes to dire wolves. They both have the "iit" suffix like the elves have "mer".
>>739957374That would be pretty cool.
>>739957374What was their deal anyways? Fox dudes who used to live in Black Marsh but went extinct? I'm sure ESO has some bullshit lore on them.
>>739957658As far as I know they died of the coof. Don't know if ESO added anything new on them
>>739957374>senche raht wifeImagine
>>739950684>>739950737well I found one and it's merely a slight change in character model bone so that the feet is slightly elevated but it's distinctly still human feet
>>739958290Its been years, but back then one was SE native and the other was for the original version of the game (had to update it myself), with the second one being the better mod.
Saars I did the needful with ChatGPT
>>739958519Maybe sloppa isn't that bad after all...
Nord.
>>739958484The only thing gayer and more retarded than a j*nny is a wannabe j*nny.
>>739958641>h*manewwwwwww
>>739942209Both
My beloved wife M'rissi.....
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE HECKIN SAVE ME FROM THE SCARY VIDEO GAME THREAD I ENTERED BY MY OWN VOLITION JANNIES PLEEE-ACKkek
>>739958749Sorry, but Sa'chil is the new top funny-sounding Khajiit wife
If Todd doesn't add a romance-able female Khajiit companion in TES6 I'm going to be very disappointed
>>739959465Your day will be ruined.
>>739959465It doesn't matter because the game's going to be shit anyway. Khajiits will probably look absolutely hideous just like in the Oblivion Remastered too. I just can't believe they'll give up this hideous ultra-realism.
>>739957374My wife looks like the second one.
>>739957374Imagine having a child with a Khajiit and it's a half human house cat because of moon cycles or something.
>>739959586Seething obsidiandrone
>>739959941?NTA but they're literally ugly in Oblivion remastered. Tf does that have to do with your mythical rivalry between Obsidian and Bethesda?
>>739959586>play a demake>complain it looks like shitsasuga
>just want a competent modlist>every modlist maker is some form of faggot schizo retard full of himselfat this point I may as well just steal one I like and strip it of the retarded shit and add my own stuff then release it for money
Fluffy women.
>>739959465Considering Bethesda willingness to show a Khajiit woman being the catalyst for a human king to cheat on his queen wife in Elder Scrolls Castles and the fact that they've moved away from Skyrim's "a shit ton of shallow hireling companions with nothing going on", I don't think there is a chance that ES6 has a fully fleshed out Khajiit lady companion in it. The game itself will obviously be terrible, but it may have some saving graces.
>>739953863You can always just mod Skyrim, anon.
>>739942209Argonians seem like absolute darlings in every Elder Scrolls I've played. Khajiit are funny but they're all kinda slimy and untrustworthy. Not to mention being crackheads
Repeat after me: I WILL NOT BETRAY THE HUMAN RACE
>>739942209Tang Mo wife
>>739961310Humans suck anyway
>>739961310My human genes are telling me to build a human colony in their wombs.
>>739961310Will I betray the Human race? No, I will not.BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY BETRAYED IT
>>739942209Warm cat.>>739951515Instead you will get gored by all her spikes and horns.
I don't want to get salmonella every time I kiss her so I'm going with the cat. >>739945180This, however, is completely unacceptable
>>739959465Todd is going to remove multiple Khajit and Argonians are playable races because they look bad in the fallout 4 style shit cutscenes.
>>739961310>marry a nord woman>have nord kids>keep a khajiit as a house pet (sex pet)There. Nords saved while still getting kitty pussy. I don't have anymore real pictures, so here's some more slop, bitch.
>>739961369Why are black women so sexy bros...
>>739961310me having kids would be betraying the human race thofucking a senche raht would objectively be better for the future of humanity
>>739961071Meowing in the sheets.
>>739961749>gives her a bunch of gold jewelry and silk garbs>also feeds her literal kibbleFucking KEK
>>739961874
>>739961874Only the finest tractor supply dog beds for my cat wife so she stops scratching the couch.
>>739961287SCALY WOMEN
>>739961898The juxtaposition is quite humorous, you have to admit. Its like buying your wife a 6000 dollar necklace for your anniversary and then taking her to McDonalds.
>>739961725fuuuck you're actually completely correct
>>739961992Stop shilling your shitty ugly faggot comic.
>>739957374
>>739962134SCALY
>>739961725>>739962041I unironically think that would destroy the studio forever.
>>739962184Oh boy, what flavor?
>>739961310I don't care.
>>739961874How would they even make kibble in a pre-industrial society?
>>739962184WOMEN
>>739961310
>>739962295We never did learn where she got the maid clothes.
>>739962162look, this is a vid of me trying to lead me wife back to the car after she downed 20 martinis later that night
>>739961310Anthro women own me
>>739962387>Everything in it belongs to KhajiitIncluding my heart
>>739962437i mean earlierim really retarded, im sorry
You ever find a khajiit stuck in a wall and throw ham on it?
>>739962472
>>739962621>"Khajiit is cheesed to meat you :)"
>>739962407An enduring mystery
>you're petting your Senche-raht wife and she looks at you like thisWhat do?
>>739942209Forgive me brothers but I choose holy fire
Any weird looking Sphynx Khajiits in canon?
>>739962621I didn't put my ham anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cat.
>>739962870I do what those eyes are begging me to do. Give her the best belly rub ever!
>>739962975Imagine not giving your cat random shit to see what it does.
>catgirls and lizard girls canonically not ticklish>human girls canonically ticklish>elvish girls canonically hyperticklishkind of an easy decision if you ask me
>>739942209Argonian if it's Dar-ma, she's one of the only good things about Oblivion.
Anyone else had their armpits licked by a cat?
>>739942209A wife is a waste of time and prescious money.
>>739961725>>739962041doomposting retard
>>739963241no but cats are notoriously pitfiends
>>739943372>ahhh
>>739942209Khajiit, but only Ohmes and Ohmes-Raht.
>>739963204obligatory cute
>>739963257What's it like to be so stupid you have any faith whatsoever in modern bethesda? Really, I'm curious.
>>739942209Khajiit, scalies are freaks.
>>739963189>Khajiit>not ticklish and sensitiveYeah I call bullshit on that.
>>739956587Reminder that the Daggerfall Khajiit have human ears and not cat ears so they have a cat tail and a light coat of fur
>>739956587>>739963901The Daggerfall ones look more like mutant humanoid rats or something.
>>739963717engineered for scritches and snoot boops and cuddles and and tongue kissing
>>739964427gods damn it all forgot pic
Isn't it canon that Argonians away from the hive are autistic as shit?
What about a vampire wife?
>>739961310I will not betray my lizard wife
>>739964613Yeah, I got some blood for you, bitch*unzips dick*
Don't be upset when your cat wife marks her territory
>>739963204Oddly enough, Oblivion had a lot of really nice argonain women, like just friendly I mean
I prefer argonians but I'm uneasy about the connections to the hist.Then again ancient sapient trees might be one of the better forms of governance, at least they're good at long term strategy.
I noticed something, khajiits are cute both in fanart and in-game, but argonians are only cute in fanart.
>>739942614I already sleep to 'helping bug gf shed her exoskeleton' asmr so this would be fine, honestly. >t. Khajiit fugger
>>739964613No
>>739962184I'm getting more of a seared bite
>>739943372>le epic buttery lobster memeGo back to twitter faggot
>>739956359Shutup, bitchass
>>739965174>khajiits are cute both in fanart and in-gameMost people will not agree with you. Most people say that the khajiit look weird in Skyrim. I'm not one of those people, but khajiit looking cute in game is a minority opinion.
For me it's Mithra.
>>739966021Fact she didn't get any merch or a figure with the release is a crime. Year of the Dragon coins were cool but a Khamira in her Leathers or Clan Leader robes figure would be a day 1 buy.
>>739966037Ehh, I think they look fine in Skyrim. They are super cursed in Oblivion, more so than the other races.
>>739966608Its fucking gay that there are ZERO figures or statues of Khajiit or anything like that.
>>739955243I can't beat off if the cat is watching
>>739964608all lizards are autistic as shit
>>739961446a true son of skyrim>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdFApqptfHY
>>739967039My hope has shifted to the next Elder Scrolls game. I know they're not going to let go of there base/settlement building system so I better have the option to be a Jarl of my own settlement with nothing but Khajit damnit.
>>739948749then list them, anonim downloading skyrim
>>739966037>>739966992The only game in the series where the Khajiits look cute is ESO.
I had to play through half the quests in Interesting NPCs to finally marry her, but it was worth it.
>>739967330Does anybody think it's weird how all these dangerous argonians keep being bought out and shipped to Tel Uvirith?
>>739951324Based Pelinal enjoyerKill em again star made knigga
>>739951324what was his thoughts on argonians
>>739952926>boobscanon and acceptable>assfucking retarded, just say you actually want to fuck apes and not argonians
>>739942209Bothhttps://static1.e621.net/data/60/72/6072eff39d08eaf8b75face75947f0c0.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/e9/1b/e91ba71fdc58fa621da95c39184b75a8.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/bc/bf/bcbf9796ca1b2fa21df0d3532ac43d73.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/23/60/23603cd1d31e32c12f47eeaaf633e405.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/af/2e/af2e443bce857ca90a30939107937c91.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/bd/5e/bd5ec0d98c7951840a742524ffa18006.png
>>739968535WOAH!
>>739968645Yea, that artist is godlike
>>739955969Who is this tiny cat and why do I see so much of her everywhere.
>>739968535>put in one gay imageFuck you
>>739958641MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>739969676>Who is this tiny catTonerico. Why do I see so much of her everywhereBecause she loves human men (unironically)
Brehs what class to make my khajiit in Morrowind?
>>739969854>what classSex slave
>>739943660Every modlist is always broken by one of the prerequisites being hosted on a dead MEGA account.
>>739942209Argonians have one hole, are covered in scales and are cold blooded. Highly unpleasant to fuck, as nice as she may be. Khajiit are mammals and also covered in fur so they're soft, fluffy and warm.
>>739953830>exotic female characterNone of these are exotic, literally just a human 3D model with a cat head plastered on. Stop being a faggot, call me when they make the house cats playable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG-W1XuzuXABURN ALL MERS
>>739968535>put in one gay imagethank you
>>739970545Was is ever confirmed whether this guy was just an avatar of Lorkhan?
>>739970784He was, you can tell because he was human, insane, and mantled by the Champion of Cyrodiil
Definitely khajiit
Racial Phylogeny confirms humans and elves are the same species, only the beast races are actually different. So wanting to fuck a Dunmer is fine, actually, but wanting to fuck an Argonian does, in fact, make you a zoofag.
>>739970413Cat head cat people with tails covered in fur who talk in the third person are plenty exotic, retard.
>>739971136No that's a shitty human wearing a costume, retard. Just because (you) like it doesn't make it exotic, I fucking hate this lazy ass slap an animal head into a human body shit games do. Give me races with beastly and exotic appearance, not just shitty humans with minor differences.
>>739971136>talk in third personThat's a cultural thing, there's a Khajiit in ESO raised by Orcs who talks like an orc.
>>739971221Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not exotic, you xenofag.
>>739948749kek, i love that nun outfit.
>>739971483I really hope you're not one of those fags that complains about anime girls with cat ears kek
You wouldn't fuck a cat
>>739966992Cute pic.
>>739971483There are ways to make exotic cat people without making them look like humans wearing a fursuit.
>>739971826Now post one where she isn't in a shitty game.
>>739971826>hates elder scolls khajiit>prefers this thingYou're just gay, faggot
>>739972410>can only perceive the world through the lens of "can I jack off to this?"Unironically stop watching porn
>>739972660This is what you look like
>>739942209Always lizard women!
>>739962184>that belly pouch
If you don't want both, you're a fag.
>>739973959Hey go be brown somewhere else and stop shitting up the thread with slop.
Do argonians have sexy little onahole lizard variations like the cat khajiits?
>AI spamming fag calling anyone a faglol
>>739974074>>739974316Porn is the only good use for AI, stop whining
>>739974397SAAR yes do the needful and do be posting more bobs and vageens AI bless thanks
>>739962162>manly_tears_playing_with_his_pet_kitten.mp4
>>739974316Averse of conflict are you? No worries. Only you can decide if you want to stop being a coward.
>>739972846>casts a charm spell on the nord that just stopped at her* stall and didnt tip, just so he does something degenerate and gets exiled from skyrimhow can you trust a khajiit?*idk if this cat is female
>>739976131The cat is obviously male
>>739976202really cant trust cats, never know what theyre up to
>>739976253You can tell because he's got a fat face and trunk, male cats get like that if you don't castrate them.
>>739961071Are her panties a gate to Oblivion?
>>739976430Yeah she's getting pounded by an xivilai in that picture
>>739961071Sphinx cats are better
>>739953863the bloat wouldn't be an issue if the combat wasn't so bad.
>>739961384i dont like how much ESO overly anthromorphizes these things faces, but at the same time my standards are effectively lower than rock bottom so id be lying if i were to say thatd get me to say no
>>739977281Would you believe sphinx cats were made in Canada?
>>739969753It's Tonelico
>>739969685>furry>not bisexualHow?
>>739969854Thief or acrobat
>>739969854Nightblade that eventually transitions into a master of all trades decked out in artifacts and daedric gear, of course.
>>739953062Iirc, when felids pupils dilate to dots like that, they are about to bite.
>>739962162Damn but Ligars are an unfortunate mix. Gigantism for the big cats and often short
>>739973003>yfwywn fill your lizard gf with so much jizz you have to carry her from spilling on the floor
>>739978701in my experience, it's the other way around.>eyes go black = say hi to mr smack
>>739964613source?
>>739978701i dont think that applies to panthera, its mostly distance and light for lions
>>739970929is this shooped?
>>739970929that's a male by the way
>>739979604Good.
>>739979604Even betterWith how easily he cums in the animation, I'm sure he'd cum quickly from having his prostate pounded
>>739978110Most anthro dudes eventually become full gay.
>>739979968Jodzie needs to hurry up and make that an animation
>>739942209Argonians are all hard-working and genuinely nice people. A+ marriage materialKhajiit are all crooks and drug addicts. Prostitute-tier, mistresses at best.
>>739953935
>>739962941A reasonable alternative
>>739942445>>739942392Winter months > CatSummer months > Lizard
>>739980371You are all aware just how ridiculously small felids vulvas are, right?
>>739983109It weighed 200 pounds, I'm sure that can handle a human dick.
LIZARD BITCHES ON THE DOCKS ARE FACING INCIDENTS MY PRECEDENT FOR IMMIGRANTS IS INDIGNANT AND MILITANT YOUR DEPORTATION IMMINENTWE'RE KICKING IN YOUR TENEMENTEMPIRE SYMPATHIZERS GETTING STOMPED RIGHT IN THE COUNCIL DISTRICT
>>739983150Why do you think they scream when fucking?
>>739952867Based cat.
>>739972410Where did I say I hate the Khajiit? I said they’re not exotic, they are fur suit wearing humans when it comes to design, not exotic cat people.
>>739944710You're cool.
FURSHIT IS NOT VIDEO GAMES
>>739946723>>739951476Nice kitties.
>>739942209Both for the stewpot for me and my Nord wife.
>>739983373NIGGA HEIL ULFRIC
>>739950838New Days by Sparrowlhttps://3hentai.net/d/694037
>>739969676One shot manga that very recently got a continuationhttps://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/titles/100742
>>739946723That is actually kinda cute.
>>739984883Stop shilling that crappy animeslop
>lusty argonian maid roleplay vs skooma addict in your house stealing your shit
>>739945350>>739951917Fuck you, that's modded I could never make such proportions at ESO
>>739955969Bie fuie shor thaer mos vega, mor pegrpo menosi?
>>739943372why did you say ahhhh? did a bug scare you, or soemthing?
>>739986116>he doesn't knowneed a cheat sheet?
>>739986476>try out dungeons for this game>it's braindead easy
>>739986476I am tired of LE JAIL intro. Is there an alternate intro that isn't this retarded shit?
>>739986523Pretty much the only noteworthy thing about the game is the PVP.
>>739986795that's kind of sad because the little PvP I did do was straight ass. gamers should get their head on straight and just use it for its true purpose as an ERP hub
>>739984697Cute but painful to read.>tfw no fluffy girl to caress and hold close
>>739942461and a lusty maid
>>739952867fucking based, fuck that attention whore
>>739986687yea, if you pick up the expansions you get different intros if i recall.
>>739988232I heard you get the jail intro anyways after that, though. Is that true
>>739959880Children in The Elder Scrolls are always the race of the mother. They might have affinities more in line with their father, but a Khajiit isn't producing anything but a Khajiit. As for how the Bretons developed under that system? I have no clue. I guess there was a lot of rape and inbreeding on the part of the male elven population that just made the affinities of Mer ubiquitous among the Bretons.
>>739986523The newer dungeons are pretty good with unique mechanics and the higher level versions of the dlc dungeons actually need coordination.
>>739988314i dont remember, i havent played in like 6 years
>>739961725I'm holding out hope that Todd's pride and his bubble of delusions have been sufficiently injured that his head will be screwed on straight for the last hurrah.
>>739942209>>739945350God I wish I was a khajiit woman so bad bros...
>>739988686He just wants to hoard all the pretty kitties for himself.
>>739943564>>739947759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7cN7x35qJQSuch a great song.
>>739988752>spotted the FF online player
>>739988686Emil is the true litmus test for Bethesda. As long as he's allowed to remain in his current position nothing will change. Todd either needs to put a leash on him or let him go because going off interviews and other behind the scenes stuff point to a big chunk of what was wrong with Skyrim, Fo4, and saaarfield being his fault.
>>739942209>betraying a fellow mammalI'd execute you on the spot you filthy reptilians.
>ES is stuck in gay microshit/bethshit purgatory>we will never have a proper ES life sim/adventure game where you can go adventuring with your khajit wife so you can buy a home
>>739997189Just stick with modding the older games. Or play Devil Spire Falls. Its a daggerfall clone and you can make a house in that game.
>>739942209Why not both?
>>739997562Are there mega mod conversions for skyrim like gamma for stalker?I dont wanna do the entire clown show of modding for 2 days straight and then getting bored 2 hours in.
>>739974475Dilate somewhere else, "Lilith"https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3715275.3732081
>>739998921Yeah. Dominion (?)Its made by a rubber duck named Dae. You need a 2tb ssd to run it though because its like 1.5tb of mods, something like 4600. You need to buy a nexus premium and read all 90 chapters of the instructions.Its worth it though. Lots of stuff to do, lots of sex stuff. Its like a 6h job to get it all working if you have good internet.
>>739942209elven wife
>>739998921https://www.nexusmods.com/games/skyrimspecialedition/collections/gnfjwh
>>739999164>>739999069Is this mostly porn or is it actually quality fantasy adventure? I like shit like legacy of the dragonborn and that one ballbusting combat and leveling overhaul forgot its name.
>>739999369Its mostly quests and adventure with sex stuff tossed in for realism. I had an army of my own child soldiers following me around and it was awesome. They were literally my children token because I kept knocking people up. You can chose not to use any of the sex features if you dont want too, though. Its all optional.
>>739999369...Is this rule 63 Pelinal?
>>739999482My children too* not token.Phone posting >.<Its seriously all mainly quests, adventures, armors, skills, new races, new locations, new classes etcI had a Breton that made automata to fight for me, an argonian wizard with custom home made spells, a big burly nord that was a devastating god of hand to hand combat that fought bare ass naked and who had the love of Shor because I mainly killed Mer.You can be blessed by the gods if you worship them or go full atheist.Its like a whole new game. I think im going to try the new revision when I get home from work.
>>739999576You can worship alduin too and he has special dialog noticing you as his chief dragon priest.Thousands of new quests, all new companions. I stopped counting after 50 new player homes including entire castles and daedric realms.
Neither, I'll be the celibate schizo scholar-hermit in bumfuck black marsh trying to bring the lilmothiit back.
>>739999576>>739999657This shit sounds pretty good.
>>740000547It was surprising how muh shit was packed in there. I might make a necromancer next. Just sit back and let my skelebros deal with my enenys for me.
>>739942209>>739942392
>>740001065fluffy wife
Do khajiit women brap?If so, are their braps muffled by the hair?
>>739942209Argonians aren't addicted to Skooma are they?
