verdict?
>>739946647Cuphead/10
>>739946647Shrewish.
>>739946647war hammer boltgun was better
>>739946647That ign review was actually the most accurate one they made
This was like 3 FOTMs ago.
>>73994664710/10 from the gameplay side of things
>>739947451man if anyone in the world has ever called another game's gunplay 'not satisfying' but didn't say the same about this...i hope they have an itchy ear while trying to sleep
>>739946647looks gay, won't play
>>739947451that webm is boring as fuck
Enjoyable but the weapon balance is all sorts of fucked, unless they fixed it by patches.
>>739946647good/decent gameplaycools aestheticstretched way too thin for what it is7.5/10
>>739947451Couldn't they have at least tried to do same shader or effect that would make the 3D environments match the sprites? The sprites have a high contract while everything else is just gray with anti-soul fog to boot.
Won't buy until it's $5
>>739946647Okay
failed industry plant
>>739946647Woke quirky chungus kill the fascists to save the jews game. >>739947451>Dude I spammed jump while enemies appeared from the enemy door, then left clicked anywhere on their body onceDoom was better than this dude, and Doom was designed around players not having a mouse.
>>739946647Troonslop
>>739947451that looks like fucking dogshit on all fronts
>>739948248>Woke quirky chungus kill the fascists to save the jews gameExplain
>>739948378The bad guys are just called "Fascists" and talk like this. The good guys are called "Shrews" who give interests free loans to one another, crawl through tunnels in "New Mouse City" and are being unjustly oppressed by a mouse with a big blonde wig.No I'm not kidding, this is actually the plot of the game.
>>739948624Thanks for the info. Guess I'm taking that off my wish list. What a shame.
>>739947451Why are you jumping around like a retard?
>>739948624Wait... actually?Actually a "kill the fascists" game??I thought you people were joking LOL
The dialogue is fucking annoying and the fact that they reference shit made past the 1930s is so distracting and constrasts over everything else.
>>739946647>Lock super weapon behind baseball>It's shite>Only good weps are shotty, tommy and glue gunsBRAVO
>Thirty fucking dollars>Somehow has a funko pop on shelves>Pro voice actorsI smell something. A fishy something. Something that smells. Fishy. The game's alright, kinda average. Surprisingly arena shooty. Reminds me of Boltgun in that high style mid substance way.
>>739949027They even have Debra Wilson as multiple characters, but yeah that's the whole game. You kill mice with blond wigs, and lightning bolt armbands to save the Shrews.
>>739949709you almost got me. well done.
>>739949764He's not lying.
>>739947260Its getting so bad that the current FOTM dosn't even last a month. That mouse game lasted a week if that.
>>739949764These are actual screenshots from the game. They literally just call them "Shrews" They want to kill them via the milking machines. No I'm not kidding. https://mousegame.fandom.com/wiki/Von_Harzer
>>739946647>boomer shooter>can't rebind weapons
>>739946647It's fun enough, surprising for some Poles mimicking prohibition America, way too many people autistically nitpick it
>>739946647>Fake indie big budget AA trash5 rupees per post, just like we agreed
>>739949809>>739950059wtf.why are chuds not screeching about this slop? reviews all positive
>>739946647It's decent. I would have wanted more unique enemies to make different parts of the game more distinct. But it's very scenic and secret hunting was at least fun.
>>739948890Doom Eternal syndrome
>>739949027Yeah, the main villain is a mouse version of Oswald Mosley who leads the BNP.I'm surprised the devs were English
Whatever happened to Fallen Aces? I feel like it represented this era way better than Mouse did.
>>739949709Debra voices some voodoo swamp mama, but I don't know who else she voices. But I don't know anyone who cares that Debra gets voice acting roles. The main complaint about Debra is that she's very ugly and face-scanned into realistic games with HUMAN face models. You will never have to see her bug-eyed stare in this one.
>>739951059Perpetual Early Access game.Also what the fuck do you mean it "represented the era better?" Did you even play both?
>>739948624This is a really dishonest post. They're not typically called "Fascists" though the word does come up. They're called "The Big Mouse Party." And the shrews aren't "the good guys"... they're just victims that kick off your investigation because of a crackdown and kidnapping scheme. The game is very neutral on shrews themselves, not depicting them as particularly good or bad except your bartender who is one.>who give interests free loans to one anotherI don't even know where you got that part.>crawl through tunnels in "New Mouse City"There is an underground settlement of shrews, but that's not even the name of the city. It's "Mouseburg." So basically you're just bullshitting.>and are being unjustly oppressed by a mouse with a big blonde wig.Also not true. Shrews are being harvested for their ink by a Nazi German-esque scientist. BMP probably doesn't like shrews based on their name, but the big bad is at most uncaring about their plight. There's actually not many ties from BMP to shrew murder. The goal was just to open a portal to this uncanny other dimension.
>>739946647It's ok.The shotgun is alright and the Tommy gun is great. The puzzles aren't too hard, just a quick distraction been fights which is my preference. The enemy variety is good.The greyscale novelty wears off and you quickly appreciate the attention paid to contrast in other games, especially highlighting enemies or points of interest. This game can only use brightness and density to draw the eye but when there's lots of enemies, power ups, interactables on screen it begins to blur together and I literally have to strain my eyes to keep track or discern.8/10 it was a gouda time.
>>739951814*between
>>739951814>you quickly appreciate the attention paid to contrast in other games, especially highlighting enemies or points of interestlol
>>739949027Theres an entire bit where you punch the big bad (who looks similar to hitler btw)
>>739946647Pozzed and gay
>>739950662>>739948890HaloThe answer is always HaloMy brother played CoD and during Black Ops 3 all the Halobabbies migrated over and it was this constant jumping, everywhere, all the time.
>>739951814>The enemy variety is good.It's OK to passable, but I wouldn't call it "good." Every area basically has a reskinned version of the same 3-5 enemies.>melee fucker>tommygun fucker>flying fucker>big charging bruteand a couple more who are rarer to see. But if not for the change in shape of the arenas, the game is a whole lot of shooting these same guys. A game that takes this many hours to beat should have a bit more in this department.but at least the boss battles are unique and change up dynamics.
>>739951693Sorry that I forgot about the name that was even worse. Sorry guys, it's MouseBERG. Yes the bartender literally talks about how he can't charge his shrew customers for racking up a tab because they're "in the tribe" it was in the first two hours.You literally said "They're being unjustly oppressed." The game literally says "unjustly oppressed. He's not Nazi-esque his name is literally Von Kaiser or some shit, and they all wear a tan uniform with a armband that has a lightning bolt on it, and they all have big blonde wigs. His boss fight is literally him giving a speech on a comically large podium about how the shrews are an inferior race.>>739951281Debra decided to exclusively take rolls in woke games. She is now a signifier that the game is woke. She's not been in anything that wasn't woke that I can recall. Again, this is a game where you kill drumf for oppressing the shrews. >>739950565There are no Chuds, or even straight white men employed by any major reviewing company. The reviewers aren't happy because it's only 2016 woke, Drumf is hitler is not progressive enough, they needed to have more transvestite black disabled mice, and three gay weddings. The steam reviews are full of people making holocaust jokes about the shrews. I know, I left one.
>>739953347>Yes the bartender literally talks about how he can't charge his shrew customers for racking up a tab because they're "in the tribe" it was in the first two hours.You're misremembering, or lying through your teeth. He complains that he can't charge people who have no money because of hard times. There's NOTHING in there about not taking "the tribe's" sheckles. If there is, prove me fucking wrong.And I'm not contesting the BMP aren't a nazi allegory. Of course they are. But that's not bad and you don't have to take offense to that. Yeah, nazis were the bad guys. You don't have to pretend they're doing the Wolfenstein thing where they're calling all Republicans nazis. That's the fucking difference.
>>739946647Too many points of no return, no level select, game requires a lot of grinding to buy everything.
>>739953347>Debra decided to exclusively take rolls in woke games.When the fuck did she say anything about that? Sounds like you're just making shit up because she's in a few notoriously bad games like Forespoken and drew your own conclusions.
>>739946647I had it on my steam wishlist for months until it actually came out, then immediately removed it to make sure my brother didn't buy it for me because it looked like a woke and gay doom clone with a single aesthetic gimmick that would wear off after 5 minutes. Also I just don't want to look at wiggly guns and black and white for hours on end.
>>739953980It's not woke, unless you genuinely believe "jews bad" and "nazis good." But then you're just being a /pol/ contrarian.
>>739951693insanely shrewish post
>>739953778God of War Ragnerok where she plays the inexplicably black Viking god. Death Stranding 2 where she plays a doctor genius girlboss. Doom where she plays a black genius girlboss. Call of Duty where she plays a black genius girlboss. Starfield where she plays a black genius girlboss. Suicide Squad where she plays a black genius girlboss. Diablo 4 where she plays a black genius girbloss god. Moise PI. Where she plays multiple black genius girlbosses, and bestows black girl magic on the protagonist. The Outer Worlds 2 where she plays dozens of characters ranging from black girl magic bestower to black genius girlboss to black doctor genius girlboss. Borderlands 4 where she plays a number of characters from black genius doctor to black genius girlboss. Dune awakening where she plays black genius girlboss+black girl magic. The Elder Scrolls remaster where she plays black genius girlboss, black genius cop (a rare outside of her typecast role, though she bosses around, and insults the character, and inexplicably switches voices to the generic female actor when she is doing arrests.) Monster Hunter Wilds Black genius girlboss who heals with black girl magic. Yakuza black genius doctor girlboss queen. Avowed where she plays black genius girlboss godess who heals with black girl magic. System Shock remake black doctor, black girlboss, black girlboss doctor, black engineer girlboss. Jedi Survivor black girlboss doctor. Refall black girlboss doctor genius. Saints Row black girlboss doctor, black girlboss genius inventor, Desperado black genius girl boss inventor. She has appeared in almost every woke game released in the past decade with the same accent, playing the same character. A sassy black girlboss who scolds the player while having black girl magic inventions, or spells.
>>739947106you are a stupid faggot
>>739946647lots of cut content (weapons and powerups and bosses)story was obviously rewritten several timesdrags on several hours too longthere are invisible one-way gates every few seconds that prevent you backtracking, and consequently you can actually miss, just just collectibles, but necessary platforming abilities (like double jump) or main objectives (like clues) that are required for progressing in the game, which can permanently brick a playthrough - combined with the fact that there's no level select (once you've beaten a mission, it's gone forever) for a game that's 30 hours long that's completely really inexcusable
>>739946647good/10i skipped the story but the gameplay loop is fundidnt bother with unlockables either
>>739955206You're just listing instances of woke shit being in her game, you aren't establishing a link. PROVE TO ME THAT DEBRA SAID SHE'D ONLY STAR IN WOKE GAMES.I don't doubt a high profile black actress gets hired by woke devs. But you know what? I also don't blame her for taking work she is offered. But what you're trying to do here is say ALL THESE GAMES ARE WOKE, ergo THIS game is woke. That's specious as fuck bro.
>>739952334>>739950662it actually goes back to source games
>>739955173Why? Are shrews known for their honesty?
>>739955580No it doesn't. Jumping around like a lunatic is not the same as bhopping. He isn't using jumping to accelerate to unreasonable speeds, so it's unrelated to source/gldsrc jumping.
>>739955206>>739953778Don't forget about >Wolfenstein Youngblood Black girlboss queen doctor genius inventor>Far Cry 5 black girlboss genius inventor>Wolenstien 2 different black girlboss genius inventor>Let it Die black girl magic girlboss genius godess>Mafia 3 black girlboss inventor>Far Cry Primal black girlboss giving black girl magic>TES Morrowind black girl magic girlboss>Wildstar Black girl magic girlboss genius>Infamous black girl magic girlboss genius inventor superhero>Speed Racer: The Videogame black girl inventor genius engineer racing prodigy>MGS 4 Black girl magic sniper engineer inventor girlboss>Ice age 2 Black girl magic girlboss>Dota 2 black girl magic girlboss queen>Heros of the Storm Black girl magic princess>Gears of War Black girl magic robot girlboss>Horizon 2 doctor girlboss genius inventor>Star Trek Queen + Black girl magic girlboss>Appature Desk Job Sassy prison warden>Destiny 2 : The witch queen (Debra Wilson) >Halo Infinite Black girl alien magic girlboss>Ruined King Black girl magic girlboss>Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Robot inventor girlbossI could go on, but she has hundreds of credits.
>>739955580It wasn't jumping in the same way or for the same purpose. Games in that engine generally have fairly high gravity and single jumps, so you're not actually spending much time in the air compared to the floaty air-wiggling games you started seeing halfway through UE3's life.
>>739955740Again, just a list. You're confusing cause and effect. The effect of wokeness is "a black actress finds work." The cause is not "Debra is in the game, ergo it is woke."
>>739948057If they did you wouldn't be able to quickly identify the enemies against the background
>>739955782>The effect of wokeness is "a black actress finds work."If you're complaining at him for specious claims, then I'll force you to cite a causal link there too considering how much talent pools constricted over the 2010's.
>>739955538>200 examples of her playing the same exact character in a bunch of woke games doesn't countSurely if she was actually a "High profile black actress" she'd get a role that wasn't "Magical black girlboss" if she was just taking every role given to her she'd end up in something not woke eventually. Debra being in it is just one of the literal three dozen reasons I gave to you that I saw in the first two hours of the game that it was woke. Again, you literally save the shrews from the nazi drumf.How many hundreds of woke games does Debra have to be in before we can call it a pattern?
>>739946647Professional animator here with the most nitpicky visual critique ever.For a game aping rubberhose cartoons from the 30s, it's weird that every single form is "puffy." Puffy arms, puffy noses, puffy clothes. It's like the art directors looked at Popeye and Bluto's forearms and said "let's make everything look like that," but the end result just makes everything look like a marshmallow.Go back and look at a Betty Boop cartoon, or even a Mickey from the early 30s. Most of those forms are super rigid. Cuphead got it right but even Cuphead was a bit too sleek to mimic anything other than a late-30s Disney cartoon.I had a similar issue with #BLUD, it was a game styled after Saturday-morning cartoons but the characters had a slippery sense of weight, mechanical timing, and aggressively soft edges. Are animators today just allergic to corners? It's okay, the sharp lines aren't actually going to hurt you.
>>739955782I'm pointing out to you that no non-woke devs have ever hired Debra. She is only getting these roles because she is black, ugly, woke, and has no talent. It's a virtue signal. If the devs are hiring Debra, it's because they're woke. If I played you clips of Debras hundreds of different characters you couldn't identify any of them, because they're all the same character.
>>739946647overproduced for what it is, otherwise alright but nothing specialget it if you love the oldie cartoon artstyle
Sex with rubberhose cartoons
>>739956000Are you fucking retarded? See: >>739955782You are blaming an actress for taking roles offered to her. Yes, those games are woke. But it doesn't fucking matter when Anon (probably (You)) were tasked with proving she SAID SHE ONLY WORKS ON WOKE GAMES. PROVE IT. PROVE SHE SAID THAT.
>>739956101Debra has worked on thousands of projects. They are not all woke. That's retarded.
>>739956446Right now it's 87 woke games, and 0 non woke games. Seems like she has a clear preference.
>>739956631>0 non woke games.Kirby Air Riders is woke?
>10 guns>The 3rd and 4th ones are the only good onesConvinced this was made by people who never played an FPS before
>>739957747The late weapons suck, yeah. The brain ray and the chainsaw may as well not even exist.
>>739958197Hell, even the gun you get for winning the card game 20 times is a fucking dud. Definitely not "20 wins" worth of firepower.
>>739957279>Dude Debra Wilson is in Kirby Air Riders she got credited>Ok where is her voice?>Ok they decided to cut her voice, but she was still credited. I wonder why they cut her voice in a non woke game...
>>739960016You are clearly not having this conversation in good faith if you're actually suggesting she was cut because Nintendo has an official "anti-woke" stance.
>>739957279>>739960116Let's take this in a different direction than the other anon here, cause I'm curious: Let's throw out "non-woke" as purely neutral. Is this Debra Wilson person in any ANTI-woke games?
>>739947451I can't tell if this is a parody or sincere
>>739960970That shouldn't be the bar. There's not nearly enough of those kinds of games on the market that you could plausibly argue she'd inevitably be in one... lest she be actively choosing not to.What even qualifies? Besides those low effort wojak games you might find on steam (that probably don't have voice acting anyway)
>>739960116No, she was cut because she is a shit VA, and the japs had a list of character actors they picked for their racing game where they just needed people to go "HYaa!" and "Hup!" in-between some basic narration. The only people that hire Debra are people who are hiring her because she's an ugly black woman. Anyone who hears her "Acting" and goes "Yeah let's pay top dollar for this." is trying to make a woke game. >>739960970He literally read off a game she got cut from. She hasn't been in any non woke games.
>>739961316So, the answer to that question is 0 then. She has been in 0 anti-woke games.But okay, if you think that shouldn't be the bar, then what would you set as the bar that you feel someone needs to be identified as being inm line or a red flag for a woke game/VA.
