>heals you
>>739965326fat fuck
Rapes
thanks now my pokemon will blast you
>>739965326Thank you Doctor!
>>739965326sex with blob pokemon
>>739965326Exp slut
>>739967000i still dont understand why pokemon exp is tied to what their hp base stat is
>>739966848sex with that ice cream pokemon
I was just thinking about her earlier today
Mating press Nakadashi
>tfw they didn't buff regular Audino or it's Mega
>>739967694Didn't they buff her Mega Ability?
>>739968717Healer is still garbage from what I've heard. They could have given her something better and buff her Sp Attack stat as well by 20-30 points on her non Mega form, so that she could have 100 or 110 once she Megas.Moonblast would have been nice too.
>>739966848>>739967000>>739967331
>>739969224Why is she happy
>>739970348She knows what I'm feeling when I'm besides her.
>>739965326after beating dozens of these i caught oneit's nice, probably the only good gen 5 pokemon
Why did Audino of all pokemon get a Mega? If I recall, it was the only gen 5 pokemon that got a mega in XY versions.
>>739970991i guess because it was the neutral popular mon or they just needed a normal type
Did gen 5 have a single original mon?Who thought it was a good idea to have a second copy of mons from previous gens?
>>739970991Because she's cute
>>739970991why shouldn't Audino get a mega?
>>739972405Most likely what happened was a bunch of them were going to be evolutions but with the reaction people had with mons like magmortor and rhyperior they might have just made them they're own thing instead
>>739972405i believe they're "expys" or "expies"like mr miyagi taughtsame, but different. like rattata - sentret, spearow - hoot-hoot
>>739972463defensive megas are stupid
>>739972903>t. kangaskhanfag
>>739965326>heals you, but fish
aka leopard thread
>>739970348Just being near you makes her happy.
hug the Audino
>>739965326>TFW no fat fuck audino wife to carry.
>>739974623That audino has been consuming Protein
>>>/vp/
>>739965326waow, thank you audinowhy is my ass thicker though
>>739974623Kiss the Audino
>>739970991To shill fairy type.
>>739974623As much as I like the idea of blowing a thousand loads inside her warm poképussy; she'd probably be too clingy and get in the way of my vidya.
>>739976714Just keep her in her pokeball and only take her out to fuck her, stupid
>>739976763oh yeah, I forgot those were a thing.
>>739976714>not playing vidya together with your pokewife after shooting thousands of loads in herYou don't deserve her
>>739977107I don't like to play babby games though, and she looks like a casual.
>>739976064*mlem*
>>739978547kek
>>739967103Well it has to either be tied to something or you have to assign yet another number to an evergrowing cast of mons.
>>739977915women are for watching you play vidya anon they are like locally run stream audiences but you can also have sex with them
>>739965878Fuck off
Is this the thread?
>>739970348>she
Give her a hug....
>>739986316cute shiny audino
>>739981473Most women hate vidya and think it's pathetic/stupid. Most women hate anything that makes them not the center of attention.
>>739987434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytxoiBPGivE
>>739965326you faggot piece of shit you were supposed to use toxic
>>739987434Audino isn't most women
Audino is what women should aspire to be
>>739988318Sweet, loving, selfless? Such women do exist but the chances are that you'll never meet one lol.
>>739987434This is easy to social engineer because women are stupid and malleableJust have their favorite celebrities and influencers talk about how they love playing video games and they'll follow suitBut gaming is a relatively low-cost, high-time hobby so it's not a good investmentI swear I'm not jewish
>>739988410They get married to their childhood friends right after high school and stay with that dude foreverGood luck
>>739988410>the chances are that you'll never meet oneBullshit. Old ladies are usually like that
i wish victory fire was still updating
Healing wives.
>>739992593Built for Earthquake
>>739992593Smooch ALL of them.
>>739992593I wonder if they and Blisseys have a sort of back-biting rivalry over which side has the better charm points as nurses and medical assistants.
>>739993240n-no Audino.... you can't t-tease human trainers you know... Remember pokemons can only b-breed other pokemons....
>>739978547
>>739979395tie it to how sexy the mon is
She'd make a top-tier facesitting mon.
>>739997087Oshawott lifting her has been making the rounds lately. What's it even from?
>>739997735Pokepark 2 i think. 2 games it's one or the other.
>>739974623>That missionary pic Purest form of love
>>739998745>implying I would ever hurt a cutie like her
Fatty
>>739998745The pokemon world is incredible, you can just go out and easily catch a fat plap meat to breed all your life. There is not a single virgin in this world.
Milmil > Deeno
BUILT FOR DYNAMAXING
>>739965326I've encountered 2 shiny audino's in my lifetimeKilled them both for the xpLovander is the superior pink mon anyway
>>740000862Lol no
>>740000352If you're not a pedo or a zoophile you're kinda screwed. Arceus works in mysterious ways.
>>740002274While Arceus doesn't approve of human-human couples they're not actually illegal.
>>740001092If they ever get Palworld animated series, will they actually show her trying to bang human men?
>>739992593my next run of BW will be with this team
>>740002274God itself made reality how it is and in lore had a husband that plowed it. I think the general consensus is that nobody in setting really gives a shit at all, and the deep lore is so japanese its a mix of aura and balls draining sex.
>>739974986>tfw no audino nursewife to fatten you up
>>740005145giwtwmthe chubby mascot, i mean
>>740005145Need this
You guys ever consider how the ass and hips focus of the latest years has ironically empowered a less luck based and more skill based beauty criterion compared to tits while also still allowing for cheaters like implants and more.BBLs are retarded mind you, those implants will harm you, but girls always liked ass anyways and you can get one if you try, and girls can also do squats and exercise to grow one but also moderate diet to achieve it too. Breasts don't really work like that, they're mostly genetics, but even a stick thin small hipped girl can get a decent ass if she tries, and flatter girls with a nice ass have also been generally buffed to boot so any girls lacking but that go to the gym pop from 5s to 7s.Its actually kind of a wild shift over the years with a surprisingly decent return result. Twerking and more is still retarded nigger shit, don't get me wrong, but it sure beats shit like botox lifts and endless implants.
>>739978547That's pretty good Anon.
>Speed-levelling near the end of Black
This is why there's so many Audinos >>740006276
>>739965326in my recent playthrough it was always >secret power, sleep procs>doubleslap x5 until I die or am forced to use a potion and full heal
>>739965326LOOK AT ALL THAT EXP
>>740005403based
>>739965326This thing can learn Body Slam btw
>>739965326I like playing as a healer in games but people start calling me a slut for it and it makes me sad.
>>740002729The Palworld comic is basically soft porn so I don't see why not.
>>739992593so are they replacing chancey and being paired with Joys?
>Audino used Flying Press!What would you do?
>>740005469anon i want to be your friend...
>>739965326would
>>739965326Would not.
for me it's Eevee
>>740013796Why
>>740014236she's so cute....
>>739965326ryona slut
>>740018957Don't hurt her
I remember being annoyed at the low distribution of Heal Pulse.>Be me>Playing SwSh online battles>Want something fast that can use Heal Pulse to keep my Dynamax sweeper healthy>Single only good option is fucking LucarioDid it get any better since then or is it still fucked?
>>739965326i want to be this creature
>>740020649Comfey gets +3 priority "Floral Healing" (Heal Pulse reskin)Also in SV they made a teacup with an ability that heals its ally 25% when it switches inBut apart from those two they are still super conservative with fast healing moves.
>>740020649>>740021204That is because they are designed to be used last to save your Pokemon that turn and not save them on the turn when they are still gonna get knocked out and you waste a move. Unless it's Hatterene.
>>739965878shit made me spit out my drink
is this the new fadmon tards have latched onto
My only real exposure to this pokemon is seeing a twinning porn comic where an chubby audino turns her trainer into a copy of herself because she's worried about him getting hurt as a trainer.
>>740022909>she's worried about him getting hurt as a trainer.>turns him into the mon that gets beaten up for expFucking sadistic, holy shit
>>740021963Fadmon?
>>740023126They both go to work at a center iirc
For me, it's Indeedee.
>>740023770Why not both?
>>740010485Audino comes from Gen V which had a lot of substitutes for Kanto Pokemon (beyond starters/Rattata/Pidgey/Pikachu/Mewtwo/Mew) because all the Pokemon you encountered were supposed to be all-new
>>740023770>>740026125Both are made for facesitting and ass worshiping
>>740023770I love my maid
>>740001092Here's a more accurate version of your pic
>>740027178But why are their asses so fat?
>>740001092>>740027996Wretched lizard whore
>>739965326She looks soft, cuddly, and fertile.
>>740028503Every time their trainer fucks them they eat a pokepuff
>>739968881Healer is fine, a 50 percent chance for a passive Refresh is pretty solid in a meta that's otherwise impossible to get rid of statuses.
>>740023630Still pretty bad. At least in my case I often go to pkmn centers to beat up the already injured mons for easy exp.
>IMMA CHARGIN MY LAZOR
>>740029281Why would you need to get rid of a status in a game this fast?You have a slot in your team and on the field dedicated to that, that could be used for something better like damage or more utility than maybe eventually removing a statusMega Audino isn't worth it, if you really need a guy to not have a status effect just give him a lum berry
>>740027951Too fat
>>740031657How rude, she's perfect the way she is.
>>740032182Yeahperfect for eating burgers
>>739965326>humans you
>>740033151God I hate humans
>>740033151If girls looked like that, we'd be 40 billion humans on Earth
>>740031657She's fat on the right places
>>739965326Remember, Pokémons are our friends, we are not meant to engage in sinful acts with these innocent crittersVerily!
>>740033151This feels almost sinful, considering I love my Audino the way she is. But damn if she doesn't make a good human.
>>740034171It's not a sin if you let them make the first move and reciprocate their feelings for you.
>>740034171Don't worry Ninetales-anon, I'm only here for the occasional non-lewd post no seriously I am
I want my Audinos to be grossly overweight
>>740034171Wrong.
>>740034171>sinful actslast i checked arceus was the first one to fuck a human man
>>740027178This happens to me all the time. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a pokemon trainer.
>>739998745throw a pokeball at her
>>740034432What if they're lewd in spirit?
>>740034704are you still believing in some fanfic an ex-employee wrote in his free time?
>>740036543>hisYep you're definitely going to hell
>>740036649reading comprehension or are you implying the person who wrote the lore was a women
>>740036935She was. Kinda reads like a woman's romance novel if you squint hard enough.
>>740036935It's a sin to lie, and you lied. Doubling down just makes it so we have to twist your nuts before we run it like a pull chord.
>>740037190oh no i wasn't the guy calling the arceus lore fanfic, i honestly didn't know (or just forgot) it was written by a woman
>>740036649his her who gives a shit it's not canon pokephilia is never becoming canon
>>740037178Sometimes you read a story and wonder what the hell you just read.
>>740033151YUCK
>>739965326Built to be bullied for XP.
