When they say the Tarnished One will take Marika as their consort when they become Elden Lord, do they mean it literally, like he'll marry Marika?
>>739968408>manlytears tries to seduce the smurfette
>>739968408Canon?
I want to fuck a very tall, buxom woman.
>>739968681Based eugenics enjoyer.
>>739968408That was the intended outcome, yes. However, in no ending does this happen. In Fracture/Duskborn/Order/Despair Marika lies shattered and broken, a statue yielding the Elden Ring to you and nothing more. In Frenzied Flame she burns away with the Erdtree, and in Stars Ranni disperses her to dust to assume her place.In all the Lord endings you take the throne alone.
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>>739968828Marika leaves my side?WRONG!I have equipped the Sacred Relic Sword and therefore clasp her desiccated spinal column lovingly to my shoulder.
>>739968970Sure, but that sword is still crafted from the "remains" of said god.
>>739968408does she do porn?
>>739968821>>739968681>>739968408Anyone got the image of that one tall, stacked chuck from a dating app?
>>739968828Wait what? I don't get my amazonian goddess waifu?I knew I should have burned everything, especially that cunt ranni
>>739969219Pretty sure I know what you mean, it'd take some finding thoughHave this instead
>>739969297god i wish that were me in the middle
>>739969140You have no appreciation for romance, anon...
>>739969426I dunno about you, but I think it would be more romantic if your partner is in fact living and not made from the spine of her husband/alter-ego that you butchered, petrified, and shattered.Like, there's plenty of girls the game could've thrown at you for a new consort. You could say the amount of effort you need to spare Melina from her fate and avert calamity is as grand a romantic gesture as any.
I need to get raped by a tall woman.
>>739968408Name of the woman?
>>739970090Queen MarikaAre you illiterate?
>>739970594You are so cool Anon. Take this
>>739968648was hugging her just a euphemism for fucking her? because they would've gotten the A rating if they did it?
>>739968408what's her name??? OF ???
>>739968408elden ring sequel when?it has to have a wild west setting and the player character is called the tarnation.
she has a teen son btwimagine
>>739969197>>739970090>>739972020Ekaterina Lisina, yes she has OF.
>>739968408yeah they'll probably kiss too
>>739968408is this porn?
>>739970954Retard.
>>739968408I don't care about Souls games.Is there a reason everyone is so fucking tall aside from the player in these games? Or is that just a mechanics thing to make reading their attacks easier.
>>739974662There are things Fromsoft always does in their games:1) Gods/people with divine blood are huge2) every major characater is barefoot3) most characters have their eyes hidden.
>>739968408This gave me instant boner. Why are tall women so hot?
>>739974662It's the vidya (and general fantasy) classic. Your character main should be smaller and less assuming, where others are larger than life and intimidating. It gives you a feeling of overcoming an impossible obstacle, of rooting for an underdog.
>>739968408He marries a lifeless statue, so he basically becomes an /a/ or /v/ buyfag.
>>739968408I would do just about anything for a 6'9" wife.
>>739969730Yuki is just especially short though
>>739969297>manly tears shows off his barbie dolls
>>739975262That's not how it works in the majority of games and fantasy stories at all. There are cases of large, tall and imposing humanoids but these are the minority.
Is being a Red Mage fun?I dusted off an old Int/Fth save but I'm not sure how keen I am with the idea still. SoNaF is carrying me and that's fun but the only exciting things I can see in the future are SoNaF: Double Trouble and the Staff of the Great Beyond, both of which come extremely late (my last major boss was base-game Rhadan). Also, after my last few runs being "pure" stat builds, having to pump two stats for damage upsets me. But the idea of casting any spell I want from one catalyst is very interesting...
>>739975783You're simply wrong. Shorter main characters are the go to, Tolkien set the standard for high fantasy, Nintendo's myriad short MCs and classic RPGs like FF and DQ set it in stone for vidya.
>>739968408He is so fuckign badly edited in
>>739976829???I don't care about japshit JRPGs. As for Tolkien, Frodo is arguably an example of this due to being a hobbit so most everyone is nearly twice as tall as he is (same for Bilbo) but his primary antagonist doesn't have a humanoid form and Gollum is the same height, in fact even smaller when you consider he's hunched over.I could name dozens of examples of modern western fantasy with a more 'regular' height difference (in the cases where the protag and antag are both humanoid). I don't mean to say there is no height difference to be found, but this extreme scenario like in Souls games where the main character is half the height of his opponents is not at all the norm.
Orewashikaisou, damedakousikeda shibajitan taijiokishuushi.
>>739968408sexoooo
THATS A HUGE BITCH!
She is using a big ass high heels.Pathetic.
>>739976953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYvkVawp6o&t=1stry again manlet
>>739978506what the hell
>>739968408>Dancer of BV > Queen Marika
>>739978342Is this real or ai
>>739980397doubt it, looks like ai.
>>739980397Yes anon, a gold medalist skater took off her skates and posed in a fetish shot just for you
>>739968408>girl has ridiculous heels, as if she wasn't already tall enough>guy has retarded kingdom hearts clown shoeswas that really necessary?
>>739980397There are 4 hanger tips and 3 hanger wooden parts on the wardrobe. So AI.
>>739968408She will probably revive eventually. Her stone body has grace in it.So eventually she'll revive and I guess you can choose to marry her for real then.
>>739969730Everyone looks tall next to Yuki lol
>>739974662For visibility you either want your player much larger than the things you're fighting, like a Musou where the huge number of enemies on screen would obscure your protagonist, or you want the player smaller than most things they're fighting so you can read animations better and see them more easily. DeS, DS1 and DS2 didn't do this and there are times where enemies can be harder to read or see than they should be because of it.
>>739976035If you're not on console, I'd just cheat in the Metyr omnicaster because it is actually a fun playthrough if you do that. Rellana's swords are a good upgrade the SNOAF. Their scaling is misleading, the things shit out damage on a INT/FTH build.
>>739985868Are they optimizing for weight like they do in horse races now?
>>739968408No, Marika is just a battery at that point. Her presence is a requirement for the player to become elden ring man but she's a burnt out husk with no life left after the boss battle. You could still stick your dick in it if that floats your boat.
it's pretty much canon that gathering more souls makes you bigger, it just doesn't happen in the games because it would be hell designing the game around it
>>739974662Lorewise you're killing demigods who are big and important while the player is some nobody shitter who just gets infinite respawn hax to wear them down. It makes sense for them to be huge since they're ancient, descend from giants or other big races, or have been mutated by the powers they wield.
>>739968483timeless
>>739973456thanks anon garygato
>>739968408would cum inside knowing I didn't satisfy her a bit
whore is wearing stilts
>>739975340>Yuki is just especialyes
>>739974662The latter. The other replies are all just retards trying to justify something that doesn't need it. If you actually put any thought into enemy heights/size, you'd realise that most of them can't even fit through the passageways and doors needed to reach their boss room.
>>739971040抱く can mean both 'to hug' and 'to have sex', so...
