So what exactly makes her so lovable?
>>739969785You are a porn addict
>>739969785her tight anus
>>739969785You can share her with a bigger man and she'll stay with you. That's true love.
>>739969785I cúcked her with the drow prostitute in the brothel and I cúcked her with mizoranow I understand why women like to cúck their menit's fun
>>739969785Nothing, she's a cunt.
>>739969785Cute half elf with a non extreme personalityThat's literally it, she could have had a number of personalities and still worked
>>739969785She's pretty and basically immediately placed in the player's hands to mold as they see fit.
>>739969997>a non extreme personality>literal religious extremist
>>739969997>a non extreme personalityCan the bar for women even be lowered, at this point?
>>739969785She's kind of pretty. But for me it's her underwear set. Shit get me diamonds
>>739969785Nothing. We should have gotten a Sebilla romance in BG3 graphics, not her boring shit.
>>739969925You can't cuck a woman retard
>>739969785Frog website, faggot.
>>739969785You need to understand just how many unlifting spergs are out there, suffering from The Thirst
>>739969785It's her bush. More games need to show bush.
>>739970135She is an actual pushover on that, she is never too evil, because she's the designated waifubait. She just acts like a moody teenager, even Morrigan was 20 times edgier without needing the evil god.A cute half elf with an extreme personality would be Camellia from pathfinder, and she's hardly well liked (for good reasons)
>>739970410the ugly muttoid half-orc really sells it
>>739969785Goth, clearly misled, and if you dave her from the pod on the Nautoloid she is the first companion who will be relatively nice to you. She also is pretty happy with you making "good" decisions despite how much she praises her goddess, which shows that underneath it all there is a good person.
>>739970409This, your cock remains the same while the pussy will change according to the thing entering it.
>>739970523Frog website.
>>739970410Aren't half orcs almost exclusively rape babies? Why the fuck would you want to play as a fucking rape baby?
>>739970270NoMost men don't even demand virgins anymore, just to not get cucked and divorce raped, and women can't even meet THAT standard.The bar is on the floor, it cannot get lower, literally don't be fat and don't cheat, and women still cry that its too high
>>739970597In FR, everyone is a faggot, so there's no real good choice.
I just have a thing for dark haired women with questionable morals
>>739969785Nice tits, nice ass.
>>739969785You're lonely
>>739969785If she wasn't cute and she didn't have decent VA you would not like her.
Hated how "saving" her was so piss easy it's almost harder to make her stay a shar worshipper
>>739970965People just care about pretty things more. A pretty twitter foid killed herself a few days ago and half of twitter was mourning her. If some mid dude killed himself not even his neighbours would notice or care.
>>739970826My oneitis was one of those, but she recently became a fake redhead. Stupid bitch was perfect.
Shadowheart is cute
>>739971110>Just don't be ugly broIt's that easy.
>>739971278I hope you're young. You aren't allowed to have oneitis past your 20s.
>>739969785disney princess tier girl that got gaslit for her entire life by evil goddess>mid dex str con int cha charactershe's built to be a fucking commoner
>>739969785Nothing. All the women in the games are uggos and westerncucks haven't had a good romance since Tali, so they latch into the only not-so-bad looking girl in the game.
>>739971407I'm 26 and she's... legal.
>>739971110"Morality" is tied to beauty/cuteness, if you kill a cockroack or a snail no one cares, if you kick a kitten everyone goes ape shit.
>>739971602>>739971278Nigga you are supposed to oneitis simp for your highschool classmate, not to get a late oneitis at 26 for a fucking teenager
>>739970504I miss Morrigan. I miss her giving bad advice half the time because she was a shut in. I hate that the later games sucked so much i'll never learn her endgame.
>>739971834I didn't choose to be obsessed with her, It just happened.
>>739969785She's peak hotwife material
>>739971602What the other anon said. Oneitis are for teens. You're a grown ass man simping for a woman while she's getting fucked by other men. Either make a move or forget about her.
>>739969785She's half werewolf and that means she's a total freak in bed.
>>739969785She's not. Unless you're like a cuck. Unfortunately most men are cucks. She's the only one who is kind of attractive, physically, granted, but she's a whore, and that makes her trash by default.
>>739972289>She's the only one who is kind of attractive, physicallyFROG WEBSITE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>739969785I can fix her (I did).
>>739972289Most players do not even encounter that scene or know it exists as an option
>>739972394Ew
>>739972402So did I, it was fun to watch her kill her parents.
>>739972394You're eyes aren't working properly.
>>739972039Almost every man has been through something like that at some point. It's literally your choice.
Cute voice (before we got Jennifer English fatigue)Cute girl next door look, but not too cute to be unobtainable / unrealisticClosed off personality that you gradually open up.Actually, I think for a lot of guys she's the type of girl you could feasibly date. I don't think she'd be out of my league, you know?
>>739972453"That scene"Dude she says so outloud, while roaming the overworld, completely unprompted, how much she loves to fuck around. Also this is kind of burden of knowledge, but she's a shar worshipper so that's all you need. The "I didn't know defense", I guess, it's a defense... But if you use that IRL, I'm still going to call you a cuck regardless.
>>739969785i prefer minthara, but i see shadowheart's appeal
>>739972657>But if you use that IRL, I'm still going to call you a cuck regardless.I highly, sincerely doubt that if a coworker told you he tried bg3 and romanced shart you would start sperging out about how he's a cuckYou would look like a complete lunatic for even thinking some random assortment of pixels can cuck you, so stop larping>how much she loves to fuck aroundShe was never in my party, so I guess I'm not sure about what lines you are talking about, but I sincerely doubt she talks about cheating on you.
>>739972453>>739972657Que?
>>739972927If you go to the brothel and ask the drow twins for a threesome you can get shart to agree to a foursome. If Halsin is in your party he will ask to join too and Shart will agree.So basically there is a way to share her with 2 other menWhat salts the wound is that Shart is the only romance who agrees to such a thing. Minthara, Laezel and Karlach will all not be into it, with Minthara threatening to kill you if you propose it, making Shart stand out as the only one willing to be passed around in a brothel.
>>739970826Holy same face syndrome
>>739972657You're the one who said>Unfortunately most men are cucksNo, most people have no idea that scene exists
>>739969785Childhood trauma.
>>739973072What were the devs thinking?
>>739970410>>739970595is it tho?
>>739973072I'm old and sad enough at this point that I have to convede that, as a guy whoxd be more than willing to have a loose fling with a group of babes, that I can't really necessarily fault a people-pleaser woman who likes dick for not turning down a groupfuck with a couple people she already knows and likes.That said any pearl clutching coming from a game like BG3 at all is pretty rich. Game's literally made for hateful degenterate psychopaths by a bunch of Commiecuck scalie Ledtists.
>>739970597>Aren't half orcs almost exclusively rape babies?That hasn't been part of the official FR lore in ages. Now half-orcs are the product of loving monogamous unions because orcs are just misunderstood noble savages.
>>739973380It is.
>>739973571right
>>739973393I fault her
>>739973373Halsin and Shart are written by the same person. Once you understand this, everything make sense: Halsin is his self insert and Shart is his princess who loves his self insert and thinks he's wise cool and funny no matter whatHe cucked the player not out of malice, but of tumblrism
>>739969785NothingTerrible character from terrible gameMillennials cannot into writingZero redeeming characteristics because this shit is so ass
>>739973664Almost positive you're the fag who posts the Tali death videos as well. Since we're establishing that you're mentally ill, you're probably the guy who says "Tifags" and "SHITfa" as well.
>>739972394She's genuinely fucking disgusting, the only one worse is Minthara who looks like a man.
>>739973665Well you're either a hypocrite, or looking for diamonds in a pile of shit and then then complaining when said diamonds have shit on them. But I get it.>>739973675>He cucked the player not out of malice, but of tumblrismDefinitely malice too.
>>739973765kwab
>>739972394you don't speak for anyone but yourself freak, now can you fuck off already?
>>739974376Actually he speaks for me too
>The Dark UrgeScalie, LGBT, gets cuckolded by whoever he is dating, probably a gay class like Bard or Sorcerer, gets fucked by dogs. >Tav White Straight Human Male, partner dares not even look at another man, chad class like Fighter, Paladin or Barbarian. Has never had sex with an animal*.*excludes demihumans, like Elves and Githyanki
>>739974663I exclusively play Dark Huge as a human paladin. Tav is just filler and Durge is the actual protagonist of the game.
>>739974376I speak for all frens worldwide.
>>739970826WESTOID ARTISTS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT THE MOUTH SHOULDN'T BE THAT HEAVILY CONTOURED????The mouth is a protuberance, it has no bones nor hard edges, fucking retards.
>>739974952I agree, bogged lips look disgusting.
>>739969785The only somewhat pretty face out of all companions?
>>739974952It's intentionally fetishized dumbass, look at the imageThe characters don't have those lips in the games, the artist just has a freakish lip fetish (based) and so he drew them like that
>>739969785futa_on_female
>>739975054Nobody ever goes far enough.
>>739975189Mhhh, I like bimbos but I think 20% smaller would be ideal for a bimbo
>>739975125Nah, he lacks artistic skill to give volume and shape to the mouth without lines.See those hands? lmao, he's a mediocre artist at best, the object of his fetish should be where his skill shines but it doesn't.
>>739969785Probably my least favorite character in the game.Jaheira might be worse, but I just feel absolutely nothing for Jaheira, while I actively dislike Shart. I think feeling nothing is worse than dislike, but, either way.
>>739975189Are there really people out there who find that attractive?
>>739973664>>739973871Lol, its always the same Schizos in this God's forsaken place.Would legit mindbreak me if this guy was also Rugga/Barry/Jeremy
>>739975447YeahThere's fetishes for every kind of werid thing
>>739975447
>>739969785She turns into a Disney princess.
>>739969785You meet her conventionally attractive character right after meeting frog lady. That's literally it
>>739976459But she gets killed immediately, so I don't see why people pine for her.
>>739969785>just a goth girl in a very bad company, can either fix her or ruin her>fun playful personality, can take and dish out bantz>lots of small cute interactions, especially if you play as a selunite >loves kids, the only character who disaproves any instance of being an ass towards kids>just wants a family with you far away from the noiseWhat's there not to like?I still love Aerie's development more but Shadowheart ain't half bad.
>>739969785All of the character archetypes in BG3 are molded to be romance novel style bait for players and as such they appeal to very blatant types.Shadowheart is a wounded soul who is extremely impressionable and desperate for affirmation. She goes after both the nurturing instinct and the desire to hold sway over someone on a deep level.Karlach is a strange intersection of manic pixie dream girl and muscle mommy, I kind of expected her to be a little bit smaller and/or softer, but the appeal is clear.Lae'Zel is your absolute most fucking basic-ass tsundere with a surprisingly small sprinkle of warrior tribe shitMinthara is for M's.
>Go talk to Shadowheart in camp>This song starts playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRpa5we-wIc
>>739969785Your excessive masturbatory habits.
>white woman>black hair
>>739969785NothingShe's simply the closest thing to an attractive girl on the main cast.
>>739969785her soft voice is too cute
>>739978571ur brown
>>739977271Does M stand for gay?
>>739980196NoIt is the M in BDSM
>>739977271>4chan spacingGet out of this subreddit, chud.
>>739975447black people and their worshipers who acquired their taste through media worship.
>>739979940c*pe
>>739969785She's great after mod surgery
>ywn go on an adventure with Shadowpubes to find a ring of three wishes and use them to>1:Make her tits bigger than her head>2:Give her a prostate connected to her urethra for big squirts and better anal sex>3:Make her pubes both denser and soft as silk so she can give you a bushjob
Idk shes kinda my least favorite of the female party members
>>739969785nothing.western zoomtoid brains can only get sloppa from woketards while asian chads get to eat better cake
>>739969785it is REALLY funny that the hair mod is almost universally used
>>739969785She's a Shar-worshipping cultist, and that's cute.
>>739974663Truth and real but not for the reason you might be arguing forDurge's story is shit and the last Bhaalspawn before Bhaal's rebirth was CHARNAME
>>739969785For a Dark Urge I found that there are a lot of parallels between them and Shadowheart and the mutual liberation from a Dark God makes for a good character supports leading into a sweet romance. It's a shame the girl who should be pure vanilla extract is a little tainted by her pervert character writer but overall if you don't engage with those options then they don't intrude at all and they can be ignored. I do also wish she had a better Romance when you go down the Evil route. Perfect ingredients for a suicide pact at the end of the world you cause together.
>>739969785I love how you can execute her right in the beginning so you wouldn't have to listen to her arrogant snobbish bullshit, big fan
I can't be the only one that used a mod that gave every female companion a cock, right
>>739975447I don't think it's the men asking them to do this shit. I think most of these women just suffer from some sort of mental illness.
>>739982472>Dyed hair>Eyebrows still pitch blackI think every man sort of hates this. Also pure white is a weird choice. It's not like her natural hair color has anything to do with Shar. Plus pitch black hair is my fetish. I find it somewhat criminal to rob us of it.
If you didnt complete it with 2 characters at max difficulty you didnt beat the game
>>739969825he didn't even mention dogs
>>739975447Its a male baboon, you fag
>>739969997She's a religious fanatic who's literally tortured people, anon.
>>739969785most people who play the game are cucks and porn addicts
>>739969785I dumped her for Minthara after being unlocked in Act 2, then later made her kill her parents & become a Dark Justiciar. She’s fine with this because she serves a goddess of loss after all.
>>739974952Google lip contour and shutup
>>739969785She's the only option.
>>739969785
>breaks up with you after you help her fulfill her dream of becoming a dark justiciarfeels bad man
>>739969825Fpbp and /thread
>>739969785I find her kinda cute, but her weird schizo flip flopping makes me never romance her.Karlach for life. Straightforward and to the point.
>>739982737yeah the parallels are nice shadowheart romance moment on resist route is great too
>>739973664Insane that someone took the time to make this
>>739983113If you require conventional femininity that's pretty much true. For some reason all the men are conventionally attractive human/elves, but then 2/3 females are a weird frog alien and a roided up demon. And I like the frog but it's obviously an acquired taste and I honestly can't really get over the nose.
>>739983207are you illiterate? karlach just has a different phasemost companions start confrontational and mellow outshe starts all high on copium maintaining the happy facade and ends up breaking down
I was pissed her romance ending didn't involve you two having kids. I wanted the maximum comfy wholesome ending for us.
>>7399755434chan gives you the illusion its big because of anonymity, in reality its like the same 500 autistic faggots talking to each other forever with occasional tourists.
>>739969785She's physically attractive has a bubbly personality and has a voice that makes me cum.
>>739983327It's implied you're working on it at least.
>>739983408>a voice that makes me cum.Its okay. The Narrator is leagues better though.Narrator also voices this horny bitch in Warframe
>>739983670The narrator always sounds like she's giving you a prostate massage with the left while gently caressing your dick with the rightShart sounds like a bratty girl you need to correctDifferent appeals
>>739983797I'm usually a 1, but I've been in the mood for 2 before.I see it my nigga. Thank you for enlightening me.
I didn't like any of the romance options. Anyone else?
>>739984379For the Tav, no I don't think any of them work particularly well but I'm biased as I don't particularly like any CRPG romances when you play a genuine Blank Slate. They generally just don't really have the presence to them to make any relationships they develop interesting to me. I think Durge works well with Shadowheart provided they're going for a redemption run.
>>739983485>lizard fuckingdisgusting
