Super Mario 64 is the scariest horror game ever made.
>>739976754What's scary about it?
>>739976754>Muh liminal spaces.
>>739976754IS THAT AN EMPTY AND QUIET ROOM???? AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>739977395the freemason imagery
>>739977395the fact that you can play the whole game with .5 A presses
>>739976754maybe if youre an attention seeking zoomer reaching
It can be
>>739980448An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only a half.
>>739976754https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8a0VlaX4G0
>>739980552>A3 never ever
Why do empty rooms make zoomers piss and shit themselves?
>>739976754Algorithm opinion.Give your own opinion next time, zoomoid.
for me it was>the eel>sunglasses fish >the stairs>drowning>falling in quicksand
>>739976754I was emulating this a year back on my computer and my little cousin actually started getting angry and distressed about it. He started demanding that I stop playing it and threw a tantrum. He was like 11 or 12. I wish I was making this shit up, I really really do.
>>739980562>TJ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Yoshi
>>739976754zoomers are scared of their own shadow
>>739981631What about the piano?
>>739976754Super pitfall obliterates it
>>739982980lol i didn't find that guy particularly spooky, felt more slapstick rather than uncanny
>>739983096grow up unc
>>739976754The two things that scared me about Mario 64 were Bowser himself and hallway where the Peach painting turns into a Bowser painting. As a kid I had this odd fear where things a lot bigger than the my character frightened me. Like I was scared shitless of Gohma and even asked my cousin to do some OoT bosses for me as a result. Wasn't just 3D games either, there's an early level in Yoshi's Island where the Chain Chomp jump from the background into the foreground was really frightening to kid me. >>739980654I thought there was a new unabandoned or whatever in the works?
>>739981631>Mario drowning>castle courtyard, just dead silent>spinning room in haunted mansion, even if it's a cheesy spooky mansion the music looping over and over is pretty eerie if you stay long enough>basement in general>The water ripple effects on the bowser sub level entrace, I guess it's just a technical marvel for the time I guess, but it adds to how illogical some of the castle is, same with the pyramid level entrance>The fucking flame on the painting>hazy mazy cave and its friendly oil spill entrance>the gas maze, you just asfixiate>any sky level giving you vertigo>The fish that eats you on tiny huge island>Tall tall mountain slide where you take the incorrect path, you just fucking die, sorry>those random cannon balls spawning out of nowhere just to kill you>the mirror room>endless stairs
>>739985395I forgot>The shit with the box sliding back and forth>Secret aquarium stage>Those electric ball shits, I guess it's just Mario getting shocked, sometimes you forget he get squashed or thrown around like nothing>invisible walls, you're conditioned to be scared of themMaybe less important but just feeling like the game never ends, you feel like there's more to it, the fact Yoshi just shows up for 5 seconds, gives you infinite lifes and then dips makes you think there's more to it. I think B33L3 had the right idea about this.
My zoomzoom alpha ipad toddler nephew watches Poppys Playtime gore videos on his tablet without batting an eye and here's my generation who thinks Mario 64 is terrifying (For me it was Kracko from Kirby)Why is this?
>>739976754Oh no, a room that looks like a kids' daycare center AAAHHHH
>>739980837Because they are used to constant overstimulation so the idea of peace and quiet terrifies them
>>739986010my niece watches that and yandere simulator videos
>>739976754>child thing is scary because low poly shitty grafixzoomers should be gassed
>>739976754Uhggggg I’m gnosising. I’m gonna gnosis!
>>739983827Already did all the growing up i need, no more growing up please
>>739983854They released a demo at the beginning of the year called Abandoned Gardens. It was neat but the camera was worse than in regular B3313 by a long shot
>>739985395you forgot>bowser's laugh>game over>infinite stairs> big boos haunt
>>739981631>>739985395>>739985839>>739987792do you needs your diapers changed? none of these things are actually scary
>>739976754The area that always bothered me was wet dry land. Something about the city in the distance made it uncomfortable.
>>739986010Why Kracko in particular? Was it because of the part where he's invincible and chasing you?
>>739976754Zoomers deserve to die
>>739976754The quality of the worlds in Mario 64 drops significantly the further you are in the game. It’s a game that gets worse the further you get.
>>739988393Nah the best worlds in the game are towards the middle, the sand level and the cave are best. tick tock clock is also pretty good.
>>739980837whats so hard to understand? For example, the backrooms uses familiar older office space to make you feel safe. Once you recognize there is no exit panic sets in. Add the crazy architecture and now its a nightmare. Youre in a place that should be safe, with lots of people working. Then its empty, hostile, and youre trapped. FEAR made me feel the same with the fake skylights.Portal 2 too, to an extent. An abandoned amusement park, school, or a mall all have the same ominous feeling.
>>739988393No, I will not tolerate Rainbow Ride slander. Rainbow Ride is fun and was a cool experiment in doing autoscroll platforming in a 3D level.>but it's just a bunch of random assets cluttered everywhere!It is fun to explore because you get all these bite-size platforming challenges together, like the Mario 64 equivalent of those variety boxes with small bags of chips in them.
B3313 is so fucking kino, I just revisited an older version on a flash cart and CRT a week ago. Haven't kept up with development, anyone got a QRD? Is there still 2 teams? Is Chris a rockstar yet? Are Roman and his buddy still schizo trannies?
>>739987906They were for me as a kid, had a bunch of nightmares and dreams related to that back then.
>>739980330Marge…
>>739993510>checkboard flooring with sun decal in the middleevery m*sonic lodge has this design, if you don't get it then you don't know anything about freem*sonry
>>739993636>>739980330>hecking freemasonry is when neoclassical interior designDo you live in one of those third world counties where even the banks and court houses are cinder block/corrugated metal favelas with dirt floors?
>>739980318This has never been funny.
>>739980330I piss on it
>>739994147I'm Brazilian and the floor aesthetics reminds me of pizzerias.
>>739994684Italy was one of the founders of the neoclassical design which included the use of patterned and checkered floors.also lol lmao brazillian xd
why does the game end in a soft lock
Not sure why, but this game crept me out as a kid.
>>739977395le spoopy liminal spaces
>>739976754No, that would be Minecraft
>>739976754it's like describing vidya to someone who has never played vidya and then asking them to make a game
>>739997113Liminal space images are like those old shitbrix images where you stare at nothing and then you notice something scary in the corner, except there's nothing there, it's just, like, a picture an empty hallway. Is it supposed to be post-ironic?
>>739980837Zoomoids are used to having constant stimulation and people/noises around that if they are left with only their own thoughts they immediately go insane. Hence why they can't go out into nature without having a panic attack.
>>739997486>The Silence of the Void
On an alternative timeline Nintendo put some chairs and actual rooms on the castle and it's not considered creepy.
>>739977395Scary ghosts in the courtyard.
>Delicious Cake
>>739977395it sucks ass?idk maybe I'm just not a 3d platformer collectathon guy
>>739976754I was scared of the castle at some point because a fuckface kid told me there's an invisible monster that opens doors (the doors were just getting distance culled).As an adult he had his kids taken away by the government
>>740000681I don't think you know what the word "scary" means.
>>740000876I meant it sucks ass so much it's terrifying I meant
Mario 64... truly a masterpiece of horror...
>>740000930Like I said>>740000876
>>740001076fair
>>739976754---LIMINAL RETRO SPACES---AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME NIGGERMAN!>when you remember zoomers were eating tide pods
>>739977395It was made before I was born. Dat shit a bad omen dawg
>>739983854There are like 4 versions at this point
>>739994872>(((Italy)))
>>739976754You laugh but the Staff Roll at the end of the game is absolutely perfect for being euthanized
>>739994147>neoclassicalLMFAO ITS A PLAYROOM WITH FUCKING CLOUDS AND CARTOON HILLS PAINTED ON THE WALLS YOU PSEUD
>>739994872Its a fucking video game so they made the floor look like a game board. Holy fuck did you just drop out of Architecture 101?
>>739995539Probably because it was insulting trash and you rightly got a sense of feeling raped and disrespected by the shitty product and its ecosystem
>>739997486>zoomers now process active depression at lonely wastes of time as ‘psychological horror’Lmao. And i bet they enjoy it as a ‘mood’
>>740001418Why do people distract themselves with fantasies of a silent liminal mall when the loneliness is clearly the feeling of lack of supervision when an adult-run show finishes? The episode is over, the fun and play has left, you realize you’re alone in a room. Its that simple, its completely real, and yes that’s what the horror these people are attempting actually is
Its the reality shift caused by lack of supervision
>>739976754For me, it's Miracle Ropit's Adventure in 2100https://youtu.be/VY8RIszyIHk
>>740001535>can't into architecture>immediately starts spergingzoomers are cooked
>>740003786Calling the entryway in Mario 64 ‘Neoclassic’ is fucking asinine. Look at it - it’s a Disney playroom. Note that I have made no claim about any alleged Masonry.
>>740004702you're just being filtered by the blue motif that associates with the joyous domain that the castle resides. it's an architectural technique to put murals that reflect the setting and its ambitions within a large proto-victorian structure.
tiktok opinion
>>739985395>>739985839Bro how did you forget the actual scary thing in the game, the giant fucking eel in Jolly Roger Bay
>>739977395I hated the vibe of Hazy Maze Cave. Also making your way down to the bottom and seeing the huge sea monster for the first time kinda freaked me out.
>>740001418performative or debilitating levels of neuro-divergency?
>>740007174Right but its also a nursery mural. Murals are neo-classic sure but if I painted a heavy metal pyrotechnic scene on a castle wall it wouldn’t be neo-classic, it’d be metal. To say all mood-focused murals are neo-classic is absurd, and at this level of operation ‘neo-classic’ loses meaning because it lacks specific information, you might as well just be saying the castle is made of stone.
>>740007989Strip mining their nostalgia looking for a shrinking cheap thrill. The videos and paragraphs are attempts at summoning that feeling, and they are throwing everything they’ve got at it
Oh sure sure so intimate with the terror of being left alone, unsupervised, at risk, yet somehow they can’t tell when they’re being molested online
>>740001418I do wonder if any of these fags ever made it past Now That We're Men as kids
>>740001418For some reason i see a lot of people say they were scared of shit like main menus and game over screens as kids
>>740009441>Beat Now That We're Men>Still a kidYou didn't beat the game
>>740012334kek
>>740001413>Protcuck moment.
>>740007989Same as always. A few autists are genuine, most others play it up for keks.
>>740009225this. that feeling of warm nostalgia has faded so they're ripping up the floorboards hoping to find some remnants.
NES games were way more terrifying.
>>740009225I think this might be the core of it as it's arguably comes from an urge to reevaluate or reaffirm their interest in something past Same with essays talking about the detail of old games they liked or thought were underappreciated.Eveyones just trying to find a way to signal boost that thing they liked when they were 8 years old
Every copy of Cuckold Simulator is personalized
>>740013406>anon knows because he tried them allThanks for your service to this community, have an upvote
