Which way red hat man?
Option 4 and I fund a wonderful videogame everyone on /v/ can enjoy. No need for escapism, my life is already great!
>>739982495The last one would mean a lot for me and my wife.The others involve me leaving my wife.So the last one.
>>739982646First so I could go fuck some mons.
>>739982646*steals your quarters* oh shit i'm sorry*rapes your wife* haha oops
>>739982646Gayest post I've ever seen.
the quarters
>>739982495terry's hat but only if it's pranked terryotherwise I guess the quarters. fuck, how much even is that volume-wise? like where could you possibly store it?
>>739982646>wasting time here instead of spending it with your wifeoof!
>>739982495Option 1. Id want to escape from this fake, gay and jewish world.
>>739982918>steals your quarters...how? Do you have any idea how big a pile of quarters that is?
>>7399824951 if i can also choose to turn into a girl, otherwise 4
>>739983064your wife helped
>>739982495Option 2, and then don't go. It'd be nice to just have an extra life.
>>739983064its actually not that big, wouldnt even fill a room
>>739982612You could find a studio of maybe 8 people for a year, and only if you all work remotely.Hope your dream game is a pixel art rogue like.
>>739982646Only the first one would involve you leaving your wife. Unless you're just planning to get a hotter wife now that you're Terry Bogard.
>>739982495>all these people so strapped for cash they'd take the quartersSad.Terry is the best long term choice, I would just stitch that hat straight onto my head. I'm assuming you'll still die of old age, but being Terry in his prime right up until the end of it is the best way to go.
>>739983002That is exactly 3 million quarters.
>>739982902>>739983048>>739983112What region?
>>739983431You could potentially have a bunch of extra lives if you go find more mushrooms.
>>739985232Sinnoh.
>>739982495Can i get a small age drop for #2? Like 22 to 25 years old is fine.If so, easily that one.
>>739982495The hell we putting those quaters?That's ~37.5k pounds of quaters.
>>739982646Are you by chance a YT essayist?
>>7399824951 if I get to meet Dawn, travel alongside her and fuck her daily (I pick Sinnoh)
>>739982495Terry
>>739982495Unova
>>739982495Pokemon wins, genuinely the best setting to live in.
>>739989621A fine choice.
>>739985013Oh. For some reason I thought the third one I'd put the hat on my wifeDunno why I thought that, in retrospect.
>>7399824954. If i wasnt so strapped for cash undoubtedly 3, for the health benefits alone.Isekai choices are always dumb, you get sent to an alien society and are devoid of whatever social safety net and interpersonal connectgions you have while also not changing on an essential level. Being in another world does not mean being a hero of another world, you will be essentially a homeless migrant, the equivalent of an indian isekaing to Europe.Likely, if you were to change locations, even on earth, you would end up, at best, in the exact same position you are now. If you were "reborn" into another world, then the environmental and developmental changes of your upbringing, not to mention the physical aspects of your being would be so different as to make it a completely different person, nullifying the point.
>>739982495>no pokeballs, no money, no one to rely on and stuck as a fucking 10 year old again in a series where there's fucking retards going around trying to reset the universe or destroy entire countries>a country that has schizophrenic geography and a fire breathing turtle constantly fucking shit up>forced to look like Terry BogardGive me the fucking money.
>>7399824951 by a long shot and I've never even played Pokemon. It's by far the best outcome, you get pretty much a full life rewind. Choose a region with a comfy city, scavenge for some pokeballs since I'm pretty sure you can fish at least one or two out of the grass, catch a few cute mons as pets and to protect yourself, then hit up the nearest gym leader and say you don't remember anything and you'll probably end up under someone's wing as a mild antagonist. You can't go wrong and the worst you'll suffer is getting btfo by another 10 year old kid. I'm pretty sure one of the rivals is a straight up orphan that got adopted by a professor so that's an option too if you know what you're doing.
>>739982495>Live in my dream world>Given a second chance to have normal teen yearsNo point in considering the others
>>739982495Become pokemon trainerStart in Sinnohget /ss/'d on by Cynthia
>>739990458That's very much on the table.
>>739987953Gonna have to do the best you can as is I'm afraid.
>>739990465The big appeal of option 2 is you can go back and forth.
>>739982646the best part of this post is your wife wouldn't hesitate to leave you if she liked one of these options and she would rationalize it with you would want her to be happy.
>>739982495As much as 3 sounds fun, I am not nearly latin american enough to pick it and don't want to go full stolen valor on those guys.4 it is.
>>739982495Mushroom kingdomProceed to sprint to the spooky woods from mario 64Spend the rest of my existence humping lady bow
>>739990465Terry's abilities would help you make cash.
>>739990681>>forced to look like Terry BogardYou say this like Terry isn't 10/10.
>>739984572Those kind of do really well
>do you get a super powered fountain of youth or start life over in another world?>GIVE ME THE FUCKING QUARTERSSays a lot about the absolute state of things.
Invest the 750k into a 3-5% growth fund account and keep playing good vidya
>>739992019Im not willing to slurp up (((promoter))) fluids so no amount of skill or fighting talent would help and, while i admit ive never played KoF, i assume Terry isnt bulletproof, so that discards criminal activity, atleast for me.Maybe i can seduce rich hags with the gigachad physique? but taking the money cuts out the middle man.Also, you likely have to maintain the great body, and im too lazy for that amount of workout.
>>739993284>I assume Terry isnt bulletproofNo, but he's been shown capable of dodging bullets at close range.>you likely have to maintain the great bodyNah, just take off the hat and put it back on.
>>739990465The isekai argument would work on any setting except pokemon, it's borderline utopian
>>739982495>mushroom kingdomno way you are saving the princess, we both know it>terry hatmost of us would be retarded and end losing the hat>$750,000 usd in quartersdo you have any idea of how much that weights? and how much space you will need to store it?Pokemon world all the way, even being a mediocre pokemon trainer in kanto is better than living in this world.
pokemon ofc plus my life just got extended
>>739982495Being Terry would be cool but I just know I will love and abuse my powers until a gust of wind or some sneaky guy steals my hat off my head and I lose it forever. The money would be great but I will probably die buried under quarters or have no way to transport it or get robbed by bums and gamblers stealing from my pile.Pokemon world is the best. Relatively safe and getting a starter or just beating up or befriending a rodent or bird will take you places. Becoming young again is icing on the cake.
people want to take the terry option but then you'd have to live your life in secrecy or else have to try and explain why you have super human strength and can shoot fire out of your hands and when you inevitably get caught taking off the hat and reverting, have it taken from you or murdered/captured by the government for it.
>>739982495do you have to.. eat the mushroom..? im allergic...
>>739993552alternatively, seduce bowser and live in luxury
>>739982495Why would anyone pick 4? If you want money just become Terry, become the best in sports, mercenary, or bodyguard work and you will make way more than $750,000. You’re literally the strongest human on Earth with the hat.
>>739993552>and how much space you will need to store it?not that much, its free money with the caveat that you have a modest inconvenience putting it into a usable form
Which Terry we talking about?Games Terry or OVA/Movie Terry? Cause one is literal suffering.
>>739982646Share your wife with us
>>739982646lets say your wife gets to come with you in the first onebut as a pokemon
>>739993921you sound like the kind of person that would lose Terry's hat in the first hours after getting it.
>>7399824951 is the pretty obvious choice.Socialist utopia with sexy hebes, nurses, police, and MILFs everywhere you lookEveryone on earth is obsessed with with the national passtime which nerds are uniquely good atNo real crime or war only deathless bankrobber schemesI don't even like pokemon games but come on. How can you not?
>>739982495Probably 1 for the sole fact that i get time back to my finite life. Time is more valuable than anything in this world. Being in a world full of crummy pokemon creatures is just a bonus.Sinnoh.
>>739994258biggest ass: Hildabiggest tits: RosaOverall hottest: SerenaVague fourth category because I didn't want to leave her out: Gloria
>>739994106>would you still love me if i were a pokemon?
>>739994106>she is a talking dittonothing loss, massive gain, just IMAGINE the possibilities...
>>739994340Most Aggressively Scottish: Gloria
>>739994340Biggest cock: Gloria
>>739982495>Pokemon world lets you go to a literal utopiaEven if you don't become a trainer this is a no brainer.
>>739994437
>>739995106soul ae
>>739982495Uhh, the pokemon one.I can start lifting so much earlier and drinking raw miltank milk.and i get to FUCK all the pretty pokemon women like gardervoir, miltank, audino, etc.all other options are gay as FUCK.
Okay but what if there was some risks in poke world as a caveat? Like getting eaten by some monster, or kidnapped is fairly likely?
>>739995865you dont get a background and are dropped promptly into the designated starter area from the games in whichever region you pickedyou are a homeless orphaned ten year old, good luck anon!
>>739982495I'll take the quarters and buy a house.
>>739982495Take the Green Mushroom and gain an extra life, then ignore the pipe.
>>739995865The risk is you would just be some failed nobody like in real life.
>>739995976it doesnt specify that the pipe goes awaygo fuck a yoshi or something
Quarters, easy. I still have old school arcades by me and it'll be so nice never having to deal with a fucking change machine ever again. It also sounds like it would be a funny trip to the bank
>>739982495put me in the pokemon world
that much in quarters would be a disasterjust imagining how much space that would take up
>>739982495can i choose to jump into the mario warppipe instead
>>739996249That would be about 3 million quarters, which would collectively weight somewhere between 600,000 and 660,000 ounces (depending on when the quarters were minted. Pre-1964 quarters are slightly heavier), or about 37,500 lbs. Would all the quarters be minted at the same date? Or would it be a random assortment? If every quarter was minted before 1964 then they'd be about 90% silver and would actually be worth about 14 dollars a piece when sold for their melt value. If every quarter was like that then they'd actually be worth around 50 million dollars altogether.
>>739993437Except for the part where you risk being mauled by monsters in you step 20 feet outside town.
>>7399824951.Put me in Sinnoh. A universe away from the worst of the world destroying threats, a climate I can agree with, and proximity to several other cool regions.
>>739993652>a gust of windIt seems pretty snug. If Rising Tackle doesn't knock it off I think it'll take someone actively yanking it to pull it off.
>>739993652>Relatively safelol, no. Wild monsters literally roam the countryside in droves.
>>739996727>about 3 million quarters>aboutTry exactly
>>739982495i could use the money and i don't want to be 10 again
>>739994258>Everyone on earth is obsessed with with the national passtimeThat's because having people who are good at it is the only thing keeping wild monsters from overrunning civilization.>No real crime or warWar is implied to happen off screen and organized crime is a major plot point of every game.
>>739996635Instead of what? That is the point of that option.
>>739996727Each quarter is a copy of a randomized quarter somewhere already in existence, so there might be a few of those in the mix.
>>739996727Ah, so about the weight of an 18 wheeler trailer. That's not too bad. I expected worse actually.
>>739997172>tell me you're under 25 without telling me you're not under 25
Terry's hat for sure.You essentially become super human.I'd take 1 if I could bring my pet with me and would turn into a pokemon so I could cure his cancer in a pokecenter, or at least get a ghost pokemon in return.
>>739982495I'm going to Mario Land I bet its cool as fuck
>>739982646Fag
>>739982495Wait I change my mindcan I make up a Pokemon region and have it consist of Pokegirls who want to fuck me
>>739990465It's Pokemon you fucking retard you can become god in less than a week of low effort activity
>>739982646based
lame chud: haha I want money or to fuck Pokemon lolme and Mario jumping Bowser's bitch ass: https://youtube.com/watch?v=CQu1NOW1C3k
Terry's hat is by far the best one as you could make tons of money in UFC, the hard part is not having the hat fall mid-fight or having some nigger steal it
>>739998159No, you gotta pick the one with girl you wanna fuck the most and go from there. You wanna get all of them, you gotta travel.
>>739998029There's definitely a lot of good stuff available to you.
>>739982495Alola for me.
>>739982495I chose sex with Jessie.
>>739982646>all these seetheposts because anon said hes marriedI kneel (and also take the $750k option). I like pokemon but why the fuck would i want to be 10 again
I wouldn't leave my family behind, but I think they'd be okay with me changing appearance, so I take the hat and wear it 99% of the time
>>740001870So you get half your lifespan back
>>740000810what if James and/or Meowth want to watch all the time, though
>>740003007they can watch but james must be dressed a girl
>>739982495>$750,000 USDUseless. You can make way more money by being Terry Bogard or selling the green mushroom. The pokemon world is in danger of being destroyed by a legendary every weekend.
