>slow as fuck movement speed>clunky as fuck burrowing>horrible readability and garish visuals>can't attack diagonally>attacking an enemy knocks you back>attacking locks you in place for like an entire half a second>your turn, my turn combat faggotry>estus system but even worse>bloodstain system but even worse>fucking shitty Zelda 2 leveling systemthrow it in the fucking garbage, glad I only pirated this shitThis has to be the single most overrated game I've seen in years. This time next year we will be scratching our heads and going "what the fuck happened there?"I'm convinced every reviewer only gave it 10s because they didn't want to get called out for thinking a soulslike is too hard (when really it's just shit)
Not buying Mina.Not buying 007.Not buying Marathon.Simple as that.
>>739989954Zelda looks, sounds, and plays miles better than this stinking turd. How the fuck do you make an 8-bit inspired game that plays worse than those 30 year old games?
>>739989954>slow as fuck movement speedSome old, good games were slow :)
It's such a great game but your perception is clouded by chudliness
>>739989954>I'm convinced every reviewer only gave it 10sIt gets extra points for being furry + tranny + BLM
>>739989992Not buying crimson too, you forgot that. Only Capcom delivered this year.
if you can't understand why people love the gameit's not for you, you suck at it, or you're a schizoinstead of crying over being a shit stain in general on v, go play a game that makes you happyretard
more like mina hollows out my nuts of cum lmao
Reviews don't matter. No one is playing this slop.
Give me one fucking reason why Black lives don’t matter, you verminous Chud scum. Just one. Fucking. Reason.
Just started it. >Running into enemies hurt you>You get hurt by the environment but enemies dont Already two huge things I dislike. Mina also feels like a tank she moves so slow, but I might get used to that one.
Deserved score. It is very good,
>>739991134They do a lot of crime. It's almost comical level of crime.
>>739989954And even use the worst mechanics from the Souls games which are>Enemies do too much damage to you>Lose currency on deathI wish those 2 mentioned in the green text would die off for good
>>739991257You're supposed to burrow to go faster
>>739991134Ah so this is the reason why there's multiple threads a day of seething retards shitting their pants about this game, I should have known lmfao. You guys are so fucking gay.
>>739991134The movement was spearheaded by a bunch of lowlife imbeciles that spent all donationsr on gaudy useless shit
>>739989954>Spend 13 fucking years on a Link's Awakening clone>THIS is the game that's going save Yacht ClubAlso the development took so fucking long that the shoehorned Fromslop gimmicks feel derivative and out of place something that would've been more acceptable in 2015.
>>739989954>the most overrated game of all timeBut enough about Dark Souls
>>739989954>pirate game>turn all cheats- I mean accessibility on>open a 100% guide>pretend I beat it legit
>>739991257>Just started and I suckDon't worry, there's modifiers that make the game easier, specifically for people like you.Me? I'm playing with Veteran on because I'm a Gamer™
>>739989954That's not Mixtape
>>739989954I found Shovel Knight too be pretty overrated too to be honest.
>>739992736Easy mods disable feats/achievement, so your victory's a mere illusion.
>>739991257It's a toss up whether enemies can be hurt by the environment. For example they aren't hurt by the fire like you said, but they can die from falling down pits or a crushed spiked roller and what not.
>>739989954>Take inspiration from something>Surpasses itHoly kino!!
>i-i didn't buy it i just gave it my loosh and free adposts
>>739992876I havent even died once yet and I just beat the boss in the town and I assume just unlocked the open world. Its feeling better but those things still annoy me. That boss fight was honestly really fun. >>739992968Oh I see, is it easy to knock them into pits? I was whaling on one of those shield guys at the start hoping to knock him in but he didnt seem to budge.
>>739993041>shit game is better than even shittier gameswooooooooow
>>739991625LolTRUE!
>>739989954>slow as fuck movement speedYou can zip all over the place with burrowing..?>clunky as fuck burrowingClunky is a meaningless word. Explain what you mean. It seems fine to me. If you could stay underground indefinitely it would be stupid and OP. Just learn the timing.>horrible readability and garish visualsI agree with this. Many areas in the game are very cluttered and hard to read. Typical of modern game design.>can't attack diagonallyDeliberate design restraints are not flaws.>attacking an enemy knocks you backSystems that force player focus/awareness and reduce mindless button mashing are not flaws.>attacking locks you in place for like an entire half a secondJesus Christ. It's not a flaw to have attacks (or healing animations) that commit you to an animation. Again, it promotes player awareness and reduces mindless button mashing.>your turn, my turn combat faggotryEnemies have openings to attack them and your attacks require commitment. This is good combat design 101. Come on.>estus system but even worseA worse estus system is still better than most videogames healing systems. At least you can't/don't have to pause and eat 1000 apples.>bloodstain system but even worseI didn't know this was even in the game. Haven't seen it yet.>fucking shitty Zelda 2 leveling systemIt's a mix of that and souls leveling since it costs currency that you can use for other things to level. But yeah, it's a whatever system.
>>739989954I can assure you like 10% of these reviews even opened the gameThe other 90% they just saw it was furry pixelshit and gave it a 10
>>739991718Duh?/v/ is always, ALWAYS, more interested in possible culturewar arguing and discussion. This board instantly ignores a game if it doesn't have some kind of idpol or culturewar angle to it.Seriously even SilkSong was like 60% of idpol shitflinging at launch.This isn't a shill because I haven't bought it, but XF Extreme Formula had 1.0 launch just recently and is F-Zero eqsque futuristic racing game.But there is no idpol shitflinging opportunity so nobody on /v/ cares. I saw one(1) thread about it and someone yelled "SHILL!!! BUY AN AD!!!" and it died.No idpol = no discussion.
