>>739992939
What's even woke about this? Its a white guy.

>>739993138
nigresses tell him what to do

>>739992939
>1.5 million copies sold
Source from the company saying sold

>>739993138
uhhhh his assistant is a black chick. and, uh, sometimes the ladies are fresh to him. he can still fuck the ladies but uh.... uh woke maybe

>>739992939
>71K CCU peak on Steam the weekend after launch
>20K less players than Veilguard
>20K less players beat Marathon
>currently being outplayed by GTAV
All together now: Go woke, go fucking BROKE!

+ Game has white male lead with sexy women

- Game suffers from 'girlboss' characters and obnoxious raceswapping

It's a wash, if you squint hard enough it could be woke or chud coded depending on your framing

>bet the studio on a James Bond game
I mean, it's grammatically correct, but this sounds like a pajeet wrote it. I'd say "(Company) bets their studio's future..."

1.5m copies is only like $50m after license fees and everything though. They need to double that to break even, which they probably will, but I'd be surprised if it's their most profitable game.

>>739993297
The game cost $200m to make before marketing, anon. It’s over.

>>739993239
he can't fuck any of them tranny

>>739992939
>2020
>7 years
What pajeet made this

>>739993285
Nah, it's fine because it's (presumably) a reference to the "bet the farm" idiom.

I missed the part where it went woke?

>>739993138
The lil zoomie ohio skibidi toilet 6 7 rizzler is a bussin frfr ong white guy, but he's also the only white character in the game. Everyone else is a brownie made for """modern audiences""".

>>739993138
All NPCs are brown, all women are uggos, Bond’s a faggot, just like (You). It’s woke.

>>739993328
What for...? Rails shooter?

>>739993170
yeah but doesn't he fuck the nigress
i'd say he's more of a bloke

>>739993138
Anyone who thinks "woke" just means "a not-white-guy protagonist" is a retard.

>>739992939
This game is Schodinger's woke. It's simultaneously woke and not woke depending on what agenda the faggot talking about it is trying to push.

>>739994384
This coming from the guy calling this game woke because it has characters that AREN'T white. You aren't helping your case here chief.

>>740000000 soon

>>739994114
He doesn't.

>>739993170
No she doesn't. In fact he tells HER what to do because she does anything he needs.

they need 4 million copies at full price to make even
Profits (real cash) start at 4.5 million and 6 million target for a possible sequel
They may achieve 2 million units at the end of next year (dec 2027) after 2 years of sales and price drop

>>739993239
Literally every woman in Bond's vicinity is immediately thirsty for him, M is very respectful towards him and after Vietnam, he's tardwrangling her and Moneypenny is your ride or die. She's only salty at Bond during the gala, because he keeps ruining her date.

>$100 million budget
>1.5 million copies sold
>70 usd price tag
>70*1.5M=105M
they barely broke even

>>739994585
M is a nigger chick, though. They race swapped who they already sex swapped.

you can screencap this post. The studio will go bankrupt but they may announce "it was acquired by X or Y". They will avoid telling the media they went bankrupt. They will say "most staff will be relocated"

The driving parts are scripted you dont have to do anything. IT's a 10 hour game with 6 hours of gameplay. Not worth buying in my opinion.
A remake of 007 Quantum of Solace would make more sense and make the fans of the franchise happier.

This game is Remember Me 2.0
>>739994737
they spent around 50 million in marketing

>>739994754
Bond's entire fucking schtick is that he DOESN'T listen to what people tell him and the entire plot of the game is caused by M being a retard and Bond proving her wrong. You shitposting faggots need to at least learn about the things you're shitposting about so you don't embarrass yourself.

>>739993170
The game is mostly Bond doing whatever he feels like and ignoring the strong and brave brown women.

>>739994832
And don't forget that the game also completely vindicates him for doing this since he is literally always right.

>>739992939
budget was 200m tho

>>739992939
>It's woke because I say it is and I need a win!
I really just don't care about the game but you and your kind keep trying to make threads like this.

>>739994832
>>739994902
>it's ok to race and sex swap characters
nah, fuck off

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>>739992939
Deranged lunatics will look you dead in the eye and tell you that this is "woke"

>>739994832
>>739994902
they hadn't race/sex swapped M they'd be complaining how they made the white man incompetent

>>739994996
nobody cares about the race of mokeypenny or whatever nonsense you are seething about
As long as Bond is White and he fucks hot chicks that is all that matters

>>739995049
I can never tell if posts like these are serious or not
Are you seriously saying that all you have to have in a game is a sexy woman and it will no longer be woke?
Sounds like gooner-tranny logic to me

>>739992939
>one tripple AAA game is moderately successful despite being slightly woke
>dozens, if not hundreds, of other tropple AAA games have flopped and are full woke
>this mean the go woke go broke meme has been broken!!
Ack yourself, troon

>>739995183
So why is having sexy woman not enough but having a race swapped character enough? Both are equally shallow and yet you aren't calling out this anon>>739994996 for it?

>>739994807
Doesn't matter
M shouldnt be a black woman
Simple as

>>739995265
>So why is having sexy woman not enough
So if you have the most woke game ever and just insert a sexy woman then its no longer woke?
>equally shallow
Well thats kinda the issue with people screaming woke about stuff al the time?

>>739995049
Safehorny bullshit

>>739995103
M isn't moneypenny you fucking moron. Also
>no one cares about race swapping moneypenny
Kill yourself, jam boy. You'll never be british.

>>739995330
No which is literally the point I'm making you dumb fucking asshole, the game isn't woke because it has a race swapped character and the game having sexy woman has nothing to do with it not being woke. It's not woke because the game doesn't try push any progressive values onto the player and doesn't make minority characters better because they're minorities or belittle Bond who is a straight white male. He is by far the most competent character in the game so it's not woke.

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>>739995103
M isn't Moneypenny you fucking doofus. Jesus Christ, did you shills not read the fucking handout?

>>739995429
>It's not woke because the game doesn't try push any progressive values onto the player
So if a game has for example "racism bad" in it then it becomes woke?
There is a lot of fantasy or sci-fi games who uses aliens or other races and pushes the racism bad trope yet no-one ever calls them woke

>>739995506
>has nigger women in positions of leadership that were originally occupied by White men for no reasons other than representation and sticking it to the "man"
It's the very definition of "woke."

>>739995506
Racism being bad isn't progressive you dumb cunt. Learn what identity politics are.

>>739995546
So it's bad to racist against Whites? Thanks for joining the rest of the class, we've been bitching about that for a decade.

>>739995541
>>739995546
Sounds like a lot of cope and shifting and being vague about woke whenever anons are pressed a little
Especially if you ever bring up a successful game that has any of the things you have mentioned

>>739995582
Learn to speak English before replying to me Ranjesh.

>>739992939
youd want to sell more than 1.5m units with a budget of 100m, no? studios arent looking to break even

>>739995605
Then talk about it on reddit with the rest of your ilk. It's woke, it is what it is, you're shilling to the wrong crowd.
>>739995613
>get btfo
>better project
kys

>>739995605
Sounds like you're a shitposting faggot who uses woke like a buzzword to shit on games you don't like.

>>739995613
>this entire post
lmao

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>>739992939
It's not woke anymore.
It was always /our/ game

>>739995649
>get btfo
You literally proved my point by showing that you don't understand what identity politics since you can't understand the difference between those 2 things so if anyone got BTFO it's you.

>>739995685
>samefagging
Yep, BTFO.

>>739992939
it seems to be good enough

>>739995649
>It's woke, it is what it is
Amazing argument, so why are other anons insisting its not woke? Like they do whenever you bring up a successful game that has woke stuff in it?
>>739995652
>shitposting faggot who uses woke like a buzzword to shit on games you don't like
Except i have not called any game woke, i just asked a question what makes it woke and why having a sexy woman somehow would not make it woke

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>>739993138
He gets saved at least 4 times by snarky confident foids showing they're more competent than him. Also the female nog hacker shit needs to stop, it has to be the most retarded woke invention to date.

>finally get a game that isn't woke slop
>OP calls it woke anyway for engagement
when will it stop. Let me just enjoy a decent game for once. Stop trying to trick me, faggot

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>>739995725
>race swap character
>that's ok that's not woke
>sex swap character
>that's ok that's not woke

>>739995794
>Naive Hero gets saved
Wow that never happens

>>739995725
If by "other anons" you mean you spamming the thread, sure. Everyone knows nubond is woke.

/pol/fags are so pathetic

>>739995876
Oh so now you are gonna schizo-post?
I can only come to the conclusion that people who constantly scream that something is woke are just underage retards who can barely form a sentence or explain anything

>>739995876
>Everyone knows nubond is woke.
then why are all the anti-woke youtube channels I subscribe to calling it based? Either you're lying or all the collective based people who've accurately been right about everything for years suddenly all lost their minds at once. Which is it?

Idk why faggots are trying this hard to hate on his game when it's literally fine
it should've been 60 with more game modes but that's mostly it

>>739995947
A little too obvious there.

sad a big franchise like james bond tops at 1.5m

>100 million dollar budget
>1.5 million copies

Assuming every copy is the deluxe one $80 and that they only had to pay the obligatory 30% platform cut with no other costs or taxes, they made 84 million. Even being very generous with our estimations, I'd say it's too early to start cheering.

>>739995794
I wonder if there is a single black woman programmer or software developer in existence. I highly doubt it.

>>739994737
Not even that. Sony, MS & Steam all take a 30% cut

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>>739996070
It basically doesn't resemble Hitman at all (that trilogy was fantastic). Picrel tells you everything. It's a shit movie-game with basically no Aryan characters, you play as a weak zoomer who constantly gets bested by le "minorities" (that make up the overwhelming majority of the world's population), and it's filled to the brim with e-celebs references. All this based on a license whose modern books are all about the need to kill "heckin evil racists who don't hire no minorities and wahman".

>>739996159
I doubt it too.

>>739992939
It's nice to see /v/ become more accepting towards colored females. Time is ticking down for the chuds

this moneypenny is so fucking hot

>>739996020
>no argument
okay retard

>>739992939
>1.5 million copies sold
that sounds actually great but my biggest worry is that it's not copies sold but copies that exist, since the game was a freebie in gpu/cpu combos

>>739996197
>e-celebs
literally one npc for a 4-second interaction that kinda works as a joke if you don't know
>zoomer bested by minorities
as he plows through hordes of enemies and saves the day by taking initiative and disobeying these minorities. And the bad guy who keeps catching him and putting in death traps is white too.

But yes, it's a linear movie game, as all Bond games were. Only this one has the best interpretation and implementation of Bond-style action I've ever seen.

>>739996120
You say that as if the game magically stopped selling after day 1. It's 1.5 million after the first day.

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>>739996440
>literally one npc
There is the nog meme, Jacksepticeye, one other I forgot the name of, and certainly quite a few more. As always, shills always lie.

>as he plows through hordes of enemies
>omg in a vidya game you take on a lot of enemies, that means it's not woke!

>>739996486
And if you don't know they are e-celebs, you wouldn't even notice them, because they just blend into the crowd.
Jacksepitkeye is just a guy at the bar, for instance.

It was successful therefore it wasn't woke, simple as. BG3 wasn't woke either. GTA 6 won't be either.
Cope trannies, you lost.

>>739996486
>guys I swear this James Bond video game is marxist communist propaganda
>trust me
It's sad we'll never truly get past the woke era because of mindbroken retards like you who have to try to forcefully insert this notion that any and all aspect of Bond being aided or simply having negroes in a game is inherently woke which is funny because Dr. No is filled to the brim with them.

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>>739996685

>>739996714
>no argument
>just more excessive blackpill with no real relation to the post it's responding to

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>>739996792

Britcuckstan world superpower 2027

>>739996467
so why haven't they updated the numbers? has it not sold 2 million yet?

>>739993424
there's a literal frontal full penetration sex scene anon

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The shilling for this game is so fucking pathetic.
Sorry, not buying your shitty Uncharted bootleg with wimpy zoomer bond, eceleb cameos, minorities and wrinkly post-wall whores.
>>739996571
>errrr dude you wouldn't recognise pewdiepie in a videogame!!!
Kys.

>>739993424
Because it's a T for teen bond game and not Ballsack gay 3

>>739997018
Booo
Attention seeking fag

>>739996903
>has it not sold 2 million yet?
Since its been out less then a week and they have not updated the number yet then its either not sold 2 million yet or they are waiting to update when it reaches 3 million, pick whatever option you want anon

>>739997064
Get a real job son
McDonalds is hiring

>>739997018
>The shilling for this game is so fucking pathetic.
It's pathetic for every game, especially because we all know it's on a very time-limited contract, in a couple weeks all of them will be gone and shilling the next current thing. Only izzat-worshipers could do this shit.

>>739997102
Why don't you get one instead of crying about a game you don't care for

>>739997018
>Uncharted bootleg
Is the Uncharted games even good?

I'm confused, where's the wise thought leader making a video telling me what to think? Please save me from doing a wrongthink ecelebman!

>>739997156
Save me syntheticman!!!

>>739997114
Yeah, because Amazon would actually pay someone to shill their game on a social board as insignificant 4chan of all places.

>>739994114
>but doesn't he fuck the nigress
he doesn't

>>739997170
Syntheticman literally had a mental breakdown over this game, because he couldn't find anything woke about it.

>>739997181
I mean pearl abyss did
Niggers were legit crying if you said anything bad about that game

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>Launched with 89 Metacritic
>Launched
Funny to specify this considering everybody knows the "launch" score of any game is 99% of the time fake/padded due to carefully curated and/or paid reviews. I don't even give a shit about Metacritic or have anything against the game, other than it just looks like a clunkier Uncharter 3 with a worse protagonist. Hell, my favorite game has a 75.
Fuck literal volunteer shills though, including OP, and whatever reddit post he got that image from.

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>>739997181
Your gaslighting courses suck

>>739997156
Grummz >>739995715 said it's good and totally not woke and Asmon is keeping quite so it must be good

>>739997208
Streaming Ruined his fuck channel
there's real effort in videos they are all ACG tier with some section about woke and few
"yk what i am talking about fellow chuds"

>>739997191
How are you gonna put a black woman in a video game and not let the white protagonist fuck her? That is like putting a cat in a video game and not allowing me to pet it

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I know the game is bad when marketing tries to force the conversation to it's "wholeness" instead of generating interest in the gameplay, story, etc.

Means the game has no merit

>>739993138
Getting saved by diverse strong female lead. His boss is a jeet and assistant is black

>>739997280
The story's actually quite good, but talking about it actually requires playing the game. And you are on /v/, nobody here played it, they just keep parroting the twitter ragebait hottakes like monkeys.

>>739997280
>generating interest in the gameplay, story, etc.
On /v/?
are you out of your mind

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>>739997128
For a casual adventure game with some legitimately great action setpieces, sure.
Not exactly thought-provoking or mechanically memorable. I played the original trilogy as they released as a teenager. Shit was bretty gud, put a good few dozen hours into UC3 multiplayer as well. That being said, I never played UC4 or have any desire to do so. Something about it seemed unnecessary, coincidentally the same way Kingdom of the Crystal Skull did.
ALL THAT BEING SAID, I wouldn't recommend going back and playing them at this point. They were very much a product of their time, a sort of "You H
had to be there" moment. They don't really hold up.
>mfw the inevitable UE6 remakes of the series

>>739997181
Yes, yes they would. Why would any corpo ignore a site that gets frequent internet traffic? And corpo employees got exposed shilling on 4chan several times already.

>>739994996
You've already been replaced, pasty.

>>739997431
>Why would any corpo ignore a site that gets frequent internet traffic?
Because 4chan's opinions are worthless, due to it's shitposting, contrarian nature.

>>739997485
And yet normalfags like you keep coming here all the time, hand in hand with people working for various marketing departments.

>>739997351
lmao classic bot reply

200+ people added on steam
over 50 on XBL
and over 150 on PSN
i can count on 1 hand how many people bought and play this game

>>739993221
Stop noticing goy!

>>739997392
Thanks anon
I dont know if its my kinda game, generally i prefer open world ARPGs
For example Witcher 3 is probably my favorite game but Uncharted seems more like in the vain of Last of Us when it comes to the game-play

>>739993138
James Bond is literally a solo hero that has to carry every situation. They get support + gadgets each new location but it is ultimately challenge mode. Bond being saved is a way more recent trope. They could at least do the blind luck thing from Casino Royale.

>>739992939
1.5 million sales, 1.4 million refunds

>>739997663
>Bond being saved is a way more recent trope
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it started in Goldfinger.

>>739997095
(3m x 80) - 30% = 168m
see the problem here anon

>>739998038
Yeah especially since i did ask google ai about sales and budget and it says the budget was actually 200 million and not 100 million like anon said earlier in the thread, so its gonna have to sell a little more than even 3 million

>>739993138
This post was made by a white person.

>>739998135
and that math before was implying that every single sale was not only the deluxe edition, but that not a single person refunded AND giveaways dont count
which i'm sure they're counting like every other developer does

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>>739998180
Right and at the end of the day when it comes to sale sin the video game industry we dont have like an impartial accounting of sales right? Its just up to the companies to say their own number which might be true or made up
I guess maybe if they are a publicly traded company they would have to release numbers but maybe not

I don't care if this this game is woke or not woke. I just dont give a flying fuck about the 007 franchise period.
I mean is giving a fuck about it a Europoor thing?

>>739992939
They need to sell 4 million to break even. They lost.

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>>739992939
Nobody fucking cares about this crap

>>739996486
It was the only eceleb I noticed, and it's only because they made a post showing him off before launch. I'm not terminally online, so I don't know what these people look like.

And notice how you got hung up on the 'plow through enemies' because lmao vidya, ignoring the fact that the story has Bond constantly be a good guy and do what's morally right in spite of orders from the 'minorities' above him. But go ahead, get outraged at a game you haven't even watched a playthrough of.

One thing I'll complain about story-wise is that Bond has to get saved one too many times from death traps, but I'll chalk it up to the 'he's new at this' for now, depending on how future stories play out. And the ending fell a bit flat unfortunately.

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>>739998804
Low-tier schizo-rant shill, rant not entertaining, 2/10.

>>739998804
>And the ending fell a bit flat unfortunately.
Yeah. For me, the final boss was ridiculous and kinda felt out of place. It's this Damien muppet again that I've already killed once, yet he got better and now he's in a fucking power armor.

>>739993138
>What's even woke about this?
Woke is just something culture war faggots say about everything. It's like troons calling things fascist. The horseshoe theory is real.

>Denuvo
>no demo
Still no idea what's supposed to be "woke" about this, but I'll stay non-buynary.

>>739999030
I wouldn't have minded Damien returning if Bond got to just shoot him in the head in the final cutscene, instead of doing the sacrifice and having to get miraculously saved last moment yet again, as he did every other mission. But like I wrote, I'm willing to chalk it up to inexperience, and hope he starts saving himself in clever ways in the next game.

Plus, as far as setpieces go, going with sewers as the final mission location was super underwhelming, after all the amazing looking locations, including barely just having visited a supercomputer core at Webb's.

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>>739999404
Go play blood stone then watch some first light and you will understand

>>739992939
>Game needs break even.
>Uses IP that has been laughed, parodied, and degraded by media for being to masculine
>All the original fans too old to play
Amazing move slopwoke

>>739998349
Yeah it's so bizzare they only sell the game for a day
It probably would've made decent amount of profit in a long run with some updates

>>739992939
There's nothing special about this. We've had many bond games. We've had endless movie games. What the fuck is there to even talk about?