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>Worshipped fake Gods that backstabbed and killed their chosen one for false Godhood
>Cursed to look like ash skinned red eyed junkie looking freaks
>Most racist rave in Tamriel with nothing to back up superiority unlike the high Elves
>Had their gay ass volcano erupt on them and forced most of them away
>Raped, beaten, and BTFO by lizards they used as slaves
>Forced to seek shelter from Snow apes they shit on.
Are Dunmer the biggest KWAB race in Elder Scrolls?
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Nah the Orcs since they've lost every war mainly curb stomped by the Bretons and are forced into living as nomads
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>>739993892
Every race in Elder Scrolls gets shit on in some way, even human races despite the clear human centric writing that's taken over ever since Oblivion. I don't understand the point of these le fantasy racism threads or how anybody still finds them interesting at this point
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This is my character. Name: Prisoner
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>>739994161
Fantasy racism and a weird unique settings are what the point of the games are and bethesda now a company puppeted by corposoft and jeet infiltrated will know nothing of it and make starfield again with less features than an 2011 year old game
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>>739994248
holy mother of ESL
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>>739994161
>Every race in Elder Scrolls gets shit on in some way
Inb4 someone points out what Mary Sue's the Argonians are with how they single handedly BTFO the Daedra during the Oblivion Crisis. I've really come to loathe them.
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>>739994343
They are literally treated like shit literally worse than the khajiits and Orcs. None of them are canonically any important characters either not even the main ones unless you make them your OC.
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>>739994497
like 4 of the 5 mage guild heads in Oblivion are Argonians. There was that one super powerful Argonian mage but I can't remember the name, he was in like Shadowfen or something. Idk TES just needs more Argonian lore, I'm tired of them thinking that designating them the obligatorty oppressed race role along with the Orcs is still interesting after 3 games
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>>739994652
I think argonians should always be oddball sea wizard weirdos
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>>739994652
Altmer lore
>we want to be the ones who become gods that’s why we’re so inbred. Why did a man become a god boo
bosmer lore
>love me plants. Eat people
Dunmer lore
>fuck around and become a greyskin. Fail to learn your lesson and get fucked again
Imperial lore
>you want to play as a human fighter?
Bosmer lore
>what if humans fucked elves
Nord lore
>we came from a mountain but also we left Skyrim for atmora, but then we came back
Redguard lore
>invade Yokuda from the previous kalpa. Leave Yokuda for Hammerfell. Die and train in the afterlife to invade the next Kalpa
Orc
>Dunmer origin story but it isn’t really their fault.
Khajiit
>bro over here we worship the daedra, but this time they all look like cats and have different names and shit. Also our afterlife is a desert made of moonsugar and there’s a dozen different types of cat you will never see
Argonian lore
>trees old. Trees preparing for something. Something that will never come because Todd doesn’t give a fuck about the lore
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>>739995298
>Bosmer lore
>>what if humans fucked elves
The other way around. Humans got ELFED
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>>739996130
he meant to say breton lore
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>>739996130
I meant Breton. Didn’t even notice because of how forgettable Bretons are.
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>>739993892
Their women are sexy tho
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>>739996807
I'd get with every female race in elder scrolls
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>>739994161
>human centric writing
Justify, without squirting pus out of your axe wound, how you could make a game set in cyrodill, skyrim, hammerfell, or high rock without humans being the main/important characters
I'll wait and I'll be expecting your suicide note along with your post
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>>739993892
>killed their chosen one
so you asked chatgpt to summarize morrowind did you?
next time look up the actual plot before you make a thread lil buddy
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>>739998374
I just think it'd be cooler that what way
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>>739998374
I think there should have been more focus on snow elves in skyrim, maybe an interpretation of the snow prince been fluent in the thu'um and elven players being assumed as a reincarnation of him, also the whole auri-el/akatosh/alduin thing for religious conflict between high elves, imperials and nords instead of talos
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>>739995298
>Also our afterlife is a desert made of moonsugar
How pathetic is your race that your afterlife is effectively a massive bowl of cocaine
>and there’s a dozen different types of cat you will never see
I wish that part of the lore got deleted like the rest of ESO. Just say that's their mythological equivalent of evolution or some shit. Retcon the depiction in Arena and Daggerfall as halfbreeds or some shit like the Bretons.
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>>740000607
why the hell would the snow prince know the thu'um? and why would anyone think that an elf dragonborn would be a reincarnation of him when no one thinks the dragonborn is a reincarnation of anyone?



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