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007 is GOTY
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Game for fags
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>denuvo
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>two hour walking segment tutorial
I'll pass.
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honestly this is a lot better than the exp33 era already, at least there's something and it's 007
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Movie of the year maybe. Was a good watch on YouTube
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>>739995969
buy an ad console shiteater
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>>739996110
Stop being poor and brown.
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>>739995969
It was okay. Certainly not game of the year
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>>739996154
Stop trying to sell me on garbage that does literally nothing good for the legitimate consumer
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>>739995969
GTA 6 is goty
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>>739996154
Good goy
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>>739995969
Maybe with a mod that replaces the zoomer mc
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>>739995969
agreed
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>>739996140
if you're talking about the intro - it's only 10-15 at most
most yakuza games do that but they get a free pass
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>>739996752
this
/v/ loves being disingenuous
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>>739995969
Easily. At least until GTA 6 comes out. This is an incredible game though.
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It's based, bros
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>>739997874
looks shit
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>>739997874
>you destroyed Cressida's painting
Asshole.
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>>739997874
>meanwhile, 14 years ago:
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>>739995969
I thought they stopped making single player games that aren't a 100 hours open world collectathon. Seen so many retards complaining about the 20 hour playtime of this game.
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>>739998000
Checked and ludo
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>>739996752
The entire first 3-4 hours is nothing but tutorial
>Scripted beach mission
>MI6 walk and talk
>Island tutorial
>More MI6 walk and talk
>Another island tutorial
>Apartment walk and talk
It's ridiculous. At least 50% of this shit should have been axed and replaced with a proper actual level.
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>>739998000
It was a different time
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>>739996752
Yakuza games are 40+ hour games, without doing any side content, btw.
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>>739998000
>this was a PS3 game made with 1/4th of the budget with less people in less time
Modern games are embarrassing.
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>>739995969
It not even SGOPTW (the best Spy Game Of Past Two Weeks).
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>>739998196
And? They're still garbage.
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>>739995969
>200 million dollar budget
>1.5 million copies sold in the first week
The game is a huge flop.
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Blood of Dawnwalker will mog it
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>>739997874
The fight mechanics look like what the alpha Splinter Cell Conviction prototype wanted to have, interesting to see a similar ideia in action, seems to be fun.
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>>739998431
Are you stupid?
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The genius of this game is that even with his DEI managers the British male youth is totally irrepressible and still does whatever the fuck he thinks is right at all times.
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>>739998465
>Elon Musk in drag is thr love interest
Grim
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>>739998000
The goat
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>>739995969
no you have low standards
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Is there a way to pass the Nightclub mission without Greenway seething or it's scripted to be fail? It looks like i could at least avoid the angry boyfriend by ignoring the girl in red.
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>>739999632
I glitched outside skipping the getting jumped fight with monroe and still got in trouble.
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Shill thread
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LUDOKINO
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>>739999071
nah you're a parrot who thinks he's some special snowflake contrarian
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>>739998160
as I said
disingenuous as fuck
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>>739995969
Why does he look so zesty?
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nu-/v/ tries way too hard to hate everything and call every single poster who isn't negative a shill
bunch of retards who read about muh internet hate machine online and are desperate for another TORtanic

i guess that's the internet in general
people love being overly negative

anyway - the music sting here was absolute cinema
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>>740000276
It was fun when games were obvious disasters like dustborn or concord
But they are trying to hard to dunk something that's a 7 or an 8
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>>740000087
Will return this game back to the store using European customer protection laws
>>739999632
Whore in the red dress is unavoidable too.
Take your choice sensitive ass back to Alpha Protocol, up here we're only doing cinematic dogshit bordering on bollywood.
>>739997874
>the door that was propped open is closed to be bashed open in the cutscene that instant transition to the door slam even though last hit was next to the coffee machine
Saar, this is embarassing compared to >>739998000
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>>740000335
Because /v/ has already assumed the game will be a woke disaster and built a whole narrative around. And now that the game came out and it isn't a woke disaster, they have to double down on the narrative to save face. Never admit you were wrong, that's /v/'s philosophy.
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>>740000347
comparing this game to sleeping dogs is absolutely retarded because it wasn't designed to be a brawler like sleeping dogs was
that's like comparing the gunplay in sleeping dogs to this game

as per usual disingenuous as all fuck just to hate on something because it's new and popular
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>>740000431
reminds me of synthetic man desperately trying to find anything woke about it and failing
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>>739998427
the narrator kills this game for me. it's like nails on a chalkboard.
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>>740000431
>>740000465
kek

>>740000452
finally some common sense
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right in the feels
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>>739999632
Kind of annoying that there's no way to actually 'ace' the conversation, all the dialogue choices make Bond act like a tard and botch things up.
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>>740000007
Let's see who got Bond digits
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>>739995969
So this is basically just a Hitman clone?
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>>740000558
Q, is this real?
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>>740000642
It's Uncharted with a very very light hint of Hitman.
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>>739998000
Based
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>>740000642
I fucking wish. It's an Uncharted clone of all things, just using the Hitman control scheme.
The unpolished jank combat gameplay of Uncharted 1 mixed with the non-gameplay setpieces (like walking around an apartment) from Uncharted 4.
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>>739998000
kino...
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>>740000702
Yes, Sleeping Dogs is a good game but see >>740000452
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>>740000735
>It's an Uncharted clone of all things

how the fuck does that come as any surprise?
james bond has always been about crazy action and set-pieces
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>>740000735
>The unpolished jank combat gameplay of Uncharted 1
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>>740000642
Nah. Hitman is better.

I'd give 007 a 7 or 8 out of 10 but I'd give WoA a 10/10 despite its flaws
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>>740000749
zoomers wouldn't know what 007 is about
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>>740000749
When does Bond spend two hours catching flags and forming the MI6 Kids Club in any of the movies?
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Can't un-hear when Webb speaks
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>>740000431
Dude not a single person was talking about it before it came out
Chill your asshole retard
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>>740000782
First Light's Bond IS a fucking zoomer. He was born in the year 2000!
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>>739995969
Mixtape tier slop

>>740000276
Maybe it's the ugly black jewish girlboss scolding the protagonist constantly, the game playing itself, and that it's shit?
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>>740000431
Sure thing retard.
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>>740000798
glad he's getting more work
i really like his voice
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>>740000830
>Maybe it's the ugly black jewish girlboss scolding the protagonist constantly

?
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>>740000830
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>740000642
It nicks some elements from Hitman, but it's a bit more linear and narrative-focused. In most missions you start in the big, open-ended area with an objective to get some info, or get into some room or find some person. And you get a bunch of way on how to achieve it and it's up to you to figure out the patterns and get enough clues to get to the objective. The twist is that brute force "shoot everyone on sight" method is not allowed. Then in branches out, until you get to the part where the combat setpiece starts. There you can go ham or try to sneak past. Then you usually have some Uncharted-esque setpiece, either a chase scene or some other over-the-top hijinks. And that's how the game rolls most of the time.
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It's up there with RE9, Crimson Desert, and Pragmata for me. Was very fun, and I immediately jumped into a second playthrough after finishing it.
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>>740000931
yeah it was fun finding different ways through levels
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>>740000849
>The Indian shilling the game doesn't know they replaces moneypeney with a ugly black jew who constantly insults Bond.
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>>740000931
>>740000943
Youtube bot ahh comments
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>>740000950
>doesn't know they replaces

another projecting indian posting the same old disingenuous webms over and over from this cross-eyed retard
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>>740000950
>>740000968
I hate nu-/v/ so much
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>>740000950
Now show him constantly failing the actual stealth sections, because he keeps playing like a retard.
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I wonder if the DLC will show us what happened to Nash and if we'll find out if Ronson comes back or not
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lol. lmao even
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>>740000830
>>740000950
I imagine this is what the majority of modern /v/ looks like.
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>>740001068
I genuinely thought Nash was a traitor
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>>740001120
same honeslty
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>>739995969
>007 is (for) GOYIM
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>>740001068
I wouldn't mind Nash coming back as a bad guy working for SPECTRE in the sequel. Because the story is very wishy-washy about his fate.
Also, I want more Cressida and the seaweed lady.
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>>740000943
>>740000931
You guys need to play Hitman World of Assassination if that's what you like about it.
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>>740001164
have done so
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>accidentally set off mine on the boat

i fucking shit myself
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>>740000984
Kek, irony.
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nintodlllers seething et missing out on another gory contender
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>>739998000
First Light looks fun but fuck me Sleeping Dogs was crazy, what a good ass fucking game
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>>740001223
there is no irony
you're an indian calling others indian
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>>740001197
Happened to everyone :D
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>>739995969
Gonna agree with OP here, the game absolutely mogs Naughty Dog with ease. It perfected the moviegame experience.
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>>739998000
these are just Heat actions from Yakuza
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>>740001246
Kek.
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>>740001259
>feels like watching a good Bond movie
>feels like playing a good Bond game

it's ludokino - as per usual another good game makes /v/ seethe
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>>740001270
yeah what's the big deal?
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>>740000984
>2 day old webms of the game he is shilling
Stop shilling the game if you don't want gameplay of it posted.

>>740000868
They have the standard DEI cast, your black Jewish girlboss, Jewish doctor genius inventor, Black lesbian love interest, Mexican who insults, and turns down the protagonist calling.
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>>740001319
this is what being terminally online does to a nigga
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>>740001319
you're an idiot
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>>739998572
Cope!
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740001305
(You)
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>>740001259
yep it's the perfect Bond experience
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>>739996245
>just let me steal shit!
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>>740001379
>projection
Classic
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>>739997874
slamming people into shit feels so good kek
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discord newfags have made this board unusable
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>>740001319
The fuck are you on about?
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>>740001449
yep it's basically impossible to discuss anything
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>>740000830
>>740000950
Notice how the chink here never mentions RE9, only Mixtape and 007? He's a literal yellow chink shitting up any western game because the goal of these chinks is for the west to fall at all costs, even if what they criticize happens in their chink games as well.
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>>740001456
just indian schizo babble
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>>740001472
>it's okay when Japan does it
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>>740001472
yep and notice how sleeping dogs is always brought up ou of nowhere
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>>740001379
I actually hated the bitch, because it was obvious she was taking Bond for a ride.
I vastly preferred Theresa. She was a sweetheart and I wished there was more of her in the game.
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>Kravitz's character is supposed to be African
>can't even put on an accent and is just american
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>>740001382
you LITERALLY just proved his point
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>>740001554
There is a reason he only has 20 minutes of screentime. He can't act for shit, so IOI just mocapped Kravitz doing Kravitz shit and called it a day.
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>>740001582
There's a point in retardation?
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>>740001619
the only mental retardation here is being negative 24/7
what a miserable existence
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>>740001651
just ignore the retard
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>>740001651
Yet here you are
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>>740001674
I'm not being a negative retard for no reason though
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>>740001694
>>740001657
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>>740001609
i wonder why they even bothered
it's not like he's a big name anymore
his section was completely pointless too
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>>740001705
fine
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>>740001360
Bond is not getting sassed by some black jewess.

>>740001378
>Slow pan to a door with yellow paint on it, and the tiles in a semi circle around it, and a light over it
>Gay Bond "I Think I can get through this door"
>wish moneypenny "AYO BOND DO EXACTLY AS I SAY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE CRACKER GET THROUGH DAT DOOR"
>Icon appears over the door
>Arrow appears directing you towards the door
I'm the idiot for not liking this "Modern audience" stuff though?

>>740001456
The "Gameplay" when it actually requires you to press buttons is designed for the modern audience. Most of the game is cutscene, and the writing is woke slop. MI6 looks, and talks like modern day Californians. Bond is a boring cuck who is constantly getting bullied by women.

>>740001472
RE9 has almost all of the problems I'm talking about now, but it at least has some gameplay, and doesn't have black girl magic telepathically sassing Leon in his ear.

Relooted is a 9/10 on the modern audience design, 007 is a 7/10, and Re9 is a 5/10. Tolerable levels is something like Crow Country at 2/10.
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>>740001472
Kek
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>>740001694
True, youre being a negative retard because youre triggered by people disliking something you spent money on.
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>mass replying
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>>740001772
why the fuck would I care if I enjoyed the game lmao
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>>740001791
>self mutilation
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>>740001791
this is what happens when you get a dopamine hit from (You)s
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>>740001737
nobody asked nor is anybody reading all this shit
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Why did Lenny rescue you anyway? He still had zero proof you knew where his sister is.
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>>740001903
his character and level were the weakest parts of the game
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>>740001806
Don't know, i'm not your therapist.
Seems pretty retarded to get offended over someone disliking a game you enjoy.
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>>740001226
>nintodlllers

always them
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>>740000931
Same here, I'm having a blast!
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>>740001903
He was desperate enough to keep you alive.
Also, yes, later on it turns out Greenway was bullshitting him and his sister died years ago.
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>>740001929
I don't care if you dislike it because you haven't played it. I care that you niggers have made this board unusable.
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>>739995969
fr? I've not seen anything about the game, is it that good?
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>>740001972
ignore
the
retard
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going back to the apartment bummed me out
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>>740001973nice
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>>740001319
>the blatantly samefagged shill replies to this message
kek you broke him good
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>>740001972
you're caring by replying
just ignore shitposters
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Now this is what i call SOVL
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>now he's replying to himself
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>>740001972
Stay mad retard.
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>>739995969
Lmao
No
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>>740002116
grr
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>>740001972
wym?
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kino
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>>740001254
glad it only happened to me once at least
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idgi why people are playing this slop now when you will burn yourself out because it looks bad visually and path tracing is only coming in 2027
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>>740001254
I tripped a grenade by accident
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>>740002209
this board is nothing but brown zoomer discord trannies huh?
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>>740002209
speak english
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>>740001972
>Describes the gameplay
>Posts videos of the gameplay
>DUDE THAT'S NOT MY APPROVED MARKETING SCREENSHOTS YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT.
I played the first 2 hours, got my refund from my pal Gabe, and left a negative review. 2 hours of black jewess moneypenny sassing fake, and gay Bond inbetween slow pans to interactable objects was enough for me.
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>>740002161
is that meant to be a BCS reference
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>>740002132
So TRUE sisters, only the most popular games can be GOTY, like FORZA HORIZON 6. Now that's a GOTY contender.
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The shilling is unreal for this generic game
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>740001737
>740002239
I'm not giving you a direct (You).
Just wanted to know you're trying way too hard, and posting Bond film gifs doesn't validate either of your posts.
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>>740002209
I think it looks good, path tracing will make enough of a difference.
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>>740002248
Anon
Mixtape got a 10 out of fucking 10
Obviously this one is winning big time
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>>740002247
yeah it's his shitty car and suitcase
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>>740002232
holy projection batman lmao

>>740002235
bruh it seems you dropped your english comprehension lmao

tlel me anything i said in teh last sentence isnt common sense? you're getting better 10 times graphics, a fixed game because in its current state its really buggy, it'll be discounted too, with more tacsim stuff compared to now
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>>740002209
>shiny new thing, must consoom and shill for validation
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>comparing this game to Mixtape

this board has officially gone full fucking retard
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>>740002335
it's just zoomers trying way too hard to fit in - they don't even know what they're supposed to hate and why lmao
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>>740002331
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>>740002269
ILL TAKE A GENERIC MOVIEGAME OVER A GENERIC SOULS GAME
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>>740002356
>t. racemixing linus sebastian
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>>740002335
Well yeah, look at the people defending this dog shit
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>>740002389
The troll shills are kfarms users because they got nothing to do since their site has been non operational for a week
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>>740002362
pot meet kettle
>hurr y u no consoom?
>durr y u shill?
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>>740002308
its not the same car but yeah Ill allow it
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>>740002362
it's after school hours in india
their zoomers are running amok
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>new game releases
>enjoy it thoroughly
>/v/ still sperging

5th game this year.
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>>740002451
gb2reddit
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>>740002526
Only if you suck my dick
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I think people are just mad they couldn't find anything overtly woke about it. The guy mentioning Moneypenny is completely retarded. She barely sasses James, and if anything James sasses her more. Just another braindead parrot who hasn't played the game trying too hard to fit in.
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>>740002594
Moneypenny has also been brown before, so I don't get the big deal. Moneypenny has always sassed James as well.
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>>739998000
>Hi, Wei
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>>740002594
She's only salty at James during the gala, because he keeps ruining her date.
And then there is a banter between them in Vietnam, but only because James plays gets into the role of a rich douchebag a bit too well.
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>>740002620
I like how they handled their interactions in this game.
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>>740002693
>douchebag

knobend*
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>on the market to check it out because there's fuck all to play otherwise
>won't get it at full price though
>check GMG
>it's out of stock
What the fuck.
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>>740002594
>>740002620
>black in a couple craig bond films
>same craig bonds that had a beginning and an end
>same craig films that killed the bond film era
>white in every single other bond film
>made black in game for the dei points
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>>740002745
I think she openly calls him a bellend.
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>>740002780
oh yeah that's the one
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when did anti-wokies because more annoying the the wokies?
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>woketard defending a DEI game with majority black cast is blaming normal people for calling it out
lol lmao even
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>>740002821
when you cut your cock off
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>they're still trying to woke angle even though it failed

lol
lmao
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>>739995969
>Le finest British intelligence service agency
>Prologue is MI6 fucked up so bad they had to ask the army to help and when the army chopper got shot down (because of lack of intelligence) they begged the only survivor (you) to go inside their outpost and try to wipe their asses
>First official mission the MI6 fucked up so bad the entire class of 2026 exploded/retired except one (you)
>You take a break in the MI6 safehouse just to get ambushed by 50 foreign gunmen
>Managed to run away and then phonecall for help but their first response is "sorry please call back tomorrow during office hours."
>Later reveals that the whole story is just MI6 fucked up big time by outsourcing half its department to AI companies for no reason at all
>Final mission is MI6 in the blink of collapse because 200 gunmen in orange temu raincoats were somehow just allowed to walk into the MI6 headquarters with zero resistance
>"Le finest British intelligence service agency"

If anything it felt like a parody game to laugh at the Brits
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>>740002951
shitposters always flip-flop when their bait fails
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>>740002821
When Resident Evil 2 remake released in 2019, posts claimed it was woke because Marvin was the wrong shade of black and you couldn't look up the child's skirt.
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>>740003047
meant for
>>740002892
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Is this thread just two Discord serves going at each other?
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>>740003049
lmao
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>>740000452
>t wasn't designed to be a brawler like sleeping dogs was
>that's like comparing the gunplay in sleeping dogs to this game
>it wasn't designed to be a brawler
It was designed to be a cinematic uncharted with bamham fistfighting, and the cinematography is severely lacking.
It's less of a bond game than nightfire is.
>>740000830
Rendering a cutscene in-engine in real time has the benefit of utilizing more exciting camera angles than third person centered on
>>740002964
>Indian in charge of MI6 and negro in charge of 00 initiative both believe AI hallucinations without question
It's "woke" in the sense that 2026 is "woke" (filled with gay niggers) and even depicting current year to laugh at it is repulsive.
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>>740003049
yep - this board is beyond saving
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>740003158
>and the cinematography is severely lacking

bait
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>>739995969
Explain how it's better than the current GOTY RE9
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>>740003212
it's obvious too
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>>740003276
5 was the last good RE that wasn't a remake.
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>>740003372
truth
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>>740002516
based
>>740002594
this, asmon, synthetic, grummz and endymion all couldnt say whats woke about it, and even said its good in some cases.
the self-hating anti-white chuds on /v/ obviously didnt like that
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>>740002516
feelsgoodman
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>>740003517
Don't worry. Our chudette queen hates it. We won, chud bros. We can rest now.
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>>740000276
Not all the time but nearly always /v/ is right. The /v/ "doesn't play games" is just a meme. You can just objectively compare [new game] to [old game] and see how shit gaming has become. And when you ask a casual normalfag shill if they played [old game] the answer is likely no.
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>>740003276
re9 is literally 8 hour slop and only saved by the quipster doing a few le epin roundhouse kickerinos. re9 is the avengers endgame of video games. pure millennial cringe.
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>>740003612
>has square jaw
>complains about female characters being ugly manfaced monstrosities for having square jaws
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>>740003613
>but nearly always /v/ is right

maybe a decade ago
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>>740003613
LMAO
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>>740003612
i have no idea who this is
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>>740003702
be happy
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>>740000276
that bit was pure Bond kino
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>>740003702
Face model for the now cancelled Perfect Dark remake.
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>>740003613
>but nearly always /v/ is right.
/v/ is literally never right. /v/ just assumes that every game is shit and woke and they are in 99% cases wrong. But occassionally, a 1% game like that happens - like Concord - and /v/ will continue to celebrate this to no end, because this proves /v/'s "infailability".
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>>740003517
Its weird because I don't know what they would want out of a Bond game otherwise. If you watch just Casino Royale, you have no Q, no Moneypenny, and Eva Green is just like the unknown girl in this and has jabs against Bond. Except she dies there.
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>>740003805
There are shitter grifters for sure BUT the Sweet Baby thing was true. That was funny btw like how companies started to hide it.
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>>740000276
>>740000276
I wouldn’t rule out that marketers are falseflagging as chuds to keep engagement about the game high. That said, I do believe right leaning culture warriors, aka the anti-woke assmongoloid crowd, have gotten more desperate over the last few months because they’re realizing their revenge fantasies aren’t happening, even after the election of the orange turd.
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>>740003869
But even that /v/ had to blew out of proportion, because they kept coming after games that had nothing to do with SBI, as a part of a muscle reflex, to the point "Sweet Baby, Inc." became a meaningless term.
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can someone with eyes check if right looks fine
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>>740003781
kek
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I HATE NEW POPULAR THING AND UH BLACK PEOPLE I GUESS
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M is so dumb lmao
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>>740003997
right looks nice, left looks fucked
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>>740003997
Is that HDR?
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>Mr. Beach

kojima btfo
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Just finished it a minute ago
Took me 25 hours in total
I give it a rating of KINO/10
IOI are just unstoppable, based Danes
First Hitman WoA, now Bond
Pure spy thriller KINO
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>>740005008
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the car sasses James too
is it woke as well now lol
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once again people who have played a game like it
people who haven't just want to shitpost and fit in
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>>740005313
what's nrew
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The game is genuinely quite good and attempts to dunk on it feel forced.

Sure, it’s no Hitman, but it’s clear it was never trying to be that. It’s at least a 7/10. Its biggest flaw is that it’s too easy and there aren’t many ways you can screw up aside from death a a few times sequences.
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>>740005008
>Bond actually nicked that gunbarrel pose from Greenway.
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>>740005597
SOVL
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>>740003869
/v/ was correct that Sweet Baby was a thing and a genuine conspiracy, but the /v/ zeitgeist also seems to assume that ANY game with a minority or a woman is woke regardless of context (the Bond game is a good example, since they claim Bond is being bossed around, when it’s really no different from the movies and he’s still a rebel who bucks orders). Of course, they’re only this critical with western games and will give Japanese games a pass just because they’re weebs.
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>>740005739
Lennie James is a kino actor and he was pretty good in the role of the jaded superspy mentor
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>>740005739
I was pleasantly surprised by Greenway’s arc. It was obvious from the outset that he was going to warm up to James more as the game went on, but the whole story with him being forced to kill his friends gave it layers.
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>>739995969
I was a very strong 7/10, like what people should mean when they call something 7/10 it was fun but had some dumb moments like boring car advertisements and bond getting rescued one too many times
It was their first attempt at an actual story not just comic book cutscenes, i hope they drop amazon and continue this saga until bond retires with moneypenny cutiepenny
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>>740005975
I thought it was funny as soon as I stumbled upon the dudes talking about a vintage Aston Martin that Bond would end up stealing it for a chase
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>>740005975
The vehicle sections were the worst part of the game, but they were mercifully brief and were just basic rather than annoying.

It feels like one of the better PS2 and PS3 era movie tie in games you’d get. Plus, it’s also nice to get a Bond game that’s primarily a stealth game rather than primarily a shooter.
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>Press [F] to play
>You actually have to press F to play
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>>740005971
And also him and every other old generation 00 operatives having their whole lives ruined for the sake of AI slop was kinda gutwrenching and made me hate Webb and his faggot psycho son
The story was predictable since it's just your typical Bond story, but it was really well done
IOI is planning on doing a 007 trilogy, if they stay on course it should be a trilogy of pure kino
I can't wait for the moment Bond will eventually be forced to kill Isola, you just know it's gonna happen
Her employers are Specter right?
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>>740005971
It hits better when you realize that Greenway is supposed to be "old" Bond passing the torch for the "new" Bond. I guess they could've gotten Craig or Brosnan to drive that point home, but either they didn't have the budget for it or didn't want to be this overtly on the nose.
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>>740005527
>and attempts to dunk on it feel forced

/v/ is desperate to keep the woke narrative
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>X out of X

fuck off IGN
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>>739995969
The game is shit
Bond is a character that is charismatic and gets all the women and I can't
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy this slop?
Plus he's a fucking white man
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>>740006214
IO have consistently proven that they’re good at writing pulpy airport lit type stories, since that’s the kind of story Hitman had too. First Light genuinely feels like a playable Bond movie, and I think it’s the only Bond game like that. Most of the other games just feel like FPSes with a Bond skin.
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>>740006214
The story was a bit predictable, but it was done well enough that it actually made you care.
I guess I didn't like Isola at all, because it was obvious she's just bullshitting Bond from the get-go. I actually wanted him to stay with Theresa, because she was a very nice girl or even rekindle things with Cressida. But I guess Bond needs his Catwoman now.
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>>740006214
>IT WAS ME JAMES
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>>740006530
Cressida was taken out the story far too early. She would have been great as the main love interest/Bond girl.
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>>740006549
Wanna bet it will be Nash? The one 00 trainee that went missing and nobody knows what happened to him?
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>>740006549
If IO does Blofeld in a sequel, I hope they go full camp with him — bald with the scar, white cat any everything.
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>>739998160
I weep for this generation if it took you 3-4 hours to get to the apartments. My playtime is at "3 hours" according to the PlayStation timer and I just completed the 009 chess mission.
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>>740006774
Probably got filtered by the training course, which is sad. Especially since there’s a secret way to completely skip the course.
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>>740006721
Throw me a frickin bone here
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saar/10
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>>740006623
I guess Cressida wasn't "flashy" enough for a main Bond girl?
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>beat someone unconscious
>can hear them snoring
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>>740007045
Too vanilla
Bond prefers chocolate ladies
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I thought Cress' dad would be the big bad kek
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>>740007151
I mean he was in on Webb's coup d'etat ploy
M says at the very end that they're blackmailing him into submission and now MI6 has more funding than ever before lol
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here is another angle retards are trying to claim this is woke while not realizing it happens all the time in Bond films

>>740006659
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I actually feel bad for the girl in the red dress’ boyfriend:

>sees a random guy talking to his girl in a nightclub (he’s not hitting on her, but it’s natural to be suspicious in that context)
>try to confront him and get your shit kicked in by him
>gf then attempts to cuck you with him and only fails because he blows her off
>then get beaten up AGAIN by the same guy and his friend after you get rightly pissed off
>gf sends a note to the guy afterwards anyway

Poor guy couldn’t catch a break
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>>740007143
meant for >>740007018
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>Damien tells Bond that after he's done with him, he'll find and kill Cressida next, just for fucks and giggles
Yeah. Go ahead and kill the daughter of the foreign minister, who is one of your main assets, for no reason. Damien really was the retarded one in the family.
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>>740004281
Cheers. Fuck if it's hard to color grade this game though since the base game is already over-postprocessed

>>740004356
Nah SDR shots. I dont use HDR for old games. Left is the original and the right one is a color filter
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>>739995969
Couldn't even beat Pragmata.
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>>740007474
pragmata is dull and extremely repetitive
the whole cute daughter gimmick gets old fast as does the hacking
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>>740007474
Sure thing sister
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>>740007525
Yet it is still more relevant than this
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>>740007569
>>740007550
lol
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>>740007550
Now show us how bad RE9 raped it. Japanese keep destroying Eurogay devs.
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>>740007550
Nobody expected Pragmata to sell well, this cope is pathetic.
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>>740007604
>instantly moves goalposts
>""us""

lol fuck off already
your bait is terrible
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>>740007604
>D-doesn't count!
>Show us other game
>Heh, that'll teach them
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>>739995969
more like goyte
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>>740007646
>this cope is pathetic

you mean your cope when he blew you the fuck out?
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>shitposter sperging because he can't use pragmata anymore
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>>740007381
Nepo babies who never had to work for their position are always retarded. Look at how the children of the mega rich act IRL and you’ll see they’re similarly retarded.
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>>740007650
>Shartytranny coping he couldn’t start an anti-Pragmata movement while people got more pissed off at Mixtape.
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>>740007151
To be fair, he does have the right to be sceptical about MI6.
>MI6 just keeps using the AI to solve most of their problems because its creator told them it'll work, trust me bro.
>M send a bunch of 00 rookies into a critical mission and it end in a disaster. The only reason it didn't become an even bigger disaster is because one of the rookies went rogue and salvaged the situation
>and finally - M thought it was a good idea to include his own daughter into a very lethal 00 program. You'd think a child of a high-ranking politician becoming a spy is a diplomatic clusterfuck waiting to happen.
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>>739998160
You are correct and have IO shills m defence mode. I got 3 and a half hours into this piece of shit before I realized the whole game is on rails and I have zero freedom whatsoever. I’ve not played it since.
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>>740007550
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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can't wait for Blofeld to show up and reveal that it was him all along
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>>740007474
>>740007550
this got him mad lmao
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Won't even be nominated for GotY. Much like Crimson Desert.
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>>740007749
>0 freedom
>In 3 hours
You are either retarded or a liar
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>740007749
dude is really samefagging lmao
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>>740007737
M is arguably the dumbest person in the story. Every single one of her plans ends in disaster and shit only gets done because James ignores her.
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>>740007898
he's obviously samefagging because nobody took the bait
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>>740007550
Is steam just no longer a relevant platform? 2 million units sold and Pragmata had only 70k Steam users playing at launch, it must have hundreds of thousands playing on consoles at launch.
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>>740007987
blame hardware prices
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>>739997874
Absolute garbage
>Small indie company, prease understand
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I don't know if GOTY but it was a much better game than I was expecting it to be
The Hitman formula suits 007 really well
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I just realized Moneypenny is never mentioned during the ending.
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>>740005757
>that ANY game with a minority or a woman is woke regardless of context
The only one I can think of it is the black chick from Control and tbf she literally had 0 effect on the main story. She 100% felt like a last minute change in the game.
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>>740008171
I guess she bled to death.
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the plane segment was too short
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>>740008194
You meant Alan Wake 2?
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>>740008264
ass too flat
bond wearing pink

WOKE TRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>740008264
>you look thirsty, John
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the bowtie scene was cute
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>>740008329
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>>740008326
>bond wearing pink

someone actually tried saying this unironically kek
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>>740008431
wouldn't expect any less from a zoomer
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>>740008395
So, that's how actual biologists look like.
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>>740008474
YES
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>>740008494
Where do I find women like this
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>Ladies man, bangs three different chicks that we know of, apartment mirror during the training has five different note from Cressida for Bond about different women that want him to have their numbers
>Excellent fighter and shooter, can go from brutal melee to popping headshots to using his gadgets to blind enemies
>Gets to drive sports cars, tricked out cars with machineguns
>Constantly quips, defeats one big bad by stabbing his eye out before crushing his spine and dropping oneliners
>While M is a brown woman now, the game acknowledges that she's mostly ineffectual, having the nickname "The Temp", also fucks up multiple times and has to be saved by Bond.
I get people being miffed that this is the origin story of a younger Bond in the 2020s, but it's insane to me that there are people who genuienly claim he's not Bond at all. He hits all the classic marks of being a womanizing, charming professional Killer.
>>740008326
>Bond wearing Pink
sup Zoomer
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>>740008264
>>740008326
>>740008431
>1 minute apart
good morning babel media
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the whole lenny kravitz segment was shit and pointless as well as being nonsensical
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>>740008592
It takes a real man to wear pink and roll with it unfazed
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>>740008593
fuck off retard
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>>740008592
that was obviously sarcasm
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>>740008593
kek
trying too hard discordtroon
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>>740008395
Built like a fucking fridge.
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It's implied that Moneypenny also wants to fuck Bond, but she thinks she's not cool enough for him, so she's not even making an attempt.
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>>740008670
Nuh-uh, you don't get it, Bond never wears pink, that's for icky girls, Bond just wears black (like the color of my soul) and he only interacts with women to rape or kill them. Also he shoots any non-white person as soon as he sees them and only listens to Jazz. He's just like me frfr, I was simply born in le wrong generation
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>>740008745
You can repeat it on every thread as many times as you want, it won't become magically true
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>>740008745
retard
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>>740008748
Hopefully there will be more direct sexual tension between the two of them in the next game
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>>740008745
Built better than a majority of current pornstars
>>740008832
>Ten second optional meme interaction with a black dude
It's over, the west has fallen
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>>740008832
is this a reference to something?
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>>739995969
Third person action games that arent Yakuza are so fucking boring
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>>740008978
uh huh
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The missions look interesting but I really don't want to sit through another 3rd person walkaround and press spacebar sim for an hour or however long the tutorial is. Also I don't want to give these guys money.
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>>740009029
OH NO
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>>740003613
>/v/ nearly always right
Oh fuck that's a good one.
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>>740008978
Most Yakuza games blow aside from the very best ones.

Bond also isn’t an action game. It’s a stealth game with action elements.
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>>740008906
Khaby Lame, a tiktoker with bazilion subscribers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q607zKASgS4
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>sleeping dogs bait failed
>now trying to use yakuxza
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>>740009171
oh
i regret asking
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>>740009181
Yakuza is a hilariously ironic comparison because they’re heavily cinematic with walk and talk sections too. “It’s okay when Japan does it” bias is hilarious.
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>>740001259
i passed this section without being detected, lucky. But holy shit the webb tower infiltration is ass especially in the 2nd executive meeting room section. Checkpoint takes it too far back
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>>739998000
>Defending batman combat because it has cool scripted kills
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>>740009298
I did a shootout during my first playthrough because the environment begged for one, then it stealthy afterwards.
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I thought that was interesting
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>>740009361
most of the replies are samefagging
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>>740001554
Not really though, he's just described as being kidnapped as a child, no mention he's an african nog. Also i'm not that far but is aleph is his only appearance?
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>>740009298
The checkpoint system in the game is hit or miss. Sometimes it’s fine, but other times you get set back really far back.
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>>740009407
Yes, he's a minor villain that's only exclusive to Mauritania.
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>>740009407
yep
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I really enjoyed the hitman trilogy but this game isn't anywhere near as good. The graphics feel worse somehow and maps are smaller because of the linear gameplay but they didn't use the extra resources to make the game more detailed. Hitmans maps were more detailed. Hitman also had a better atmosphere.
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>>740005739
sure anon, "sovl"
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>>740009504
Works on my first world computer and internet connection
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>>739995969
That's zero parades
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>>740009383
Okay Tom.
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>>740007445
I'm surprised that daniel craig is the voice of bond in bloodstone, because the other actvision was only his likeness
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>>740009504
You literally have to turn on the online mod
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>>740009451
>>740009453
Shame though, IOI firing the hype by announcing Lenny kravitz and he just have minor appearance, pretty lame honestly
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>>739996752
It still sucks. Look back at Nightfire or Everything or Nothing. Within five minutes of starting the game, you're in the action and doing Bond shit just like the movies. The intro of First Light doesn't even feel like Bond but I felt it immediately when playing the older games.
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>>740002964
there are a few really dumb plot points, like why the fuck would you be allowed to go back to that same safe house? of course it would be comprised. Of course you could argue that they were fucked no matter what because bright was selling mi6 out at every turn and could probably get a lot of info out of his daughter
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Hearing a british voice say eleven hundred sucks. Every single time an american word is used it just takes me completely out of the game
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>>740009383
>the singularity is coming trust me bro
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>>740010380
>IOI firing the hype by announcing Lenny kravitz
My reaction to hearing he'd have a cameo was "Oh no..."
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>the first update for tacsim is more shitty driving sequences
Are they fucking stoned?
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>>740010583
Uh... we also say whole hundred numbers like that. I can't say I've heard someone say something like "11 hundred and 11", that'd be "1 thousand 1 hundred and 11", but 11 hundred is not that weird
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I think I preferred playing as a bald autist who steals people's clothes
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>>740011254
Joke's on you. I WANT to drive around in Aston Martin Valhalla. The story mode only teased that shit.
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>>740011531
I admit doing donuts with it was cool but I didn't walk away from it thinking "golly wouldn't it be cool if I could do this outside with the terrible driving the game has"
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>>740011349
Bait used to be believable. We need flags on all boards
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We should get a theme from St Vincent for the next one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNdMY6M-mUc
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Call a bondulance.
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>>740009361
Except it was before batman. BTW 007 copied batman if anything
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I like hitman more
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>>740012126
Please look at the autograph
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>>739998481
Thanks for reminding me, anon. Now I'm mad again.
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>>740008395
>>740008494
Tell me you can turn that GOD AWFUL film grain and chromatic aberration off. Why do modern games all use this fucking shit smear.
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>laser someone in the eyes and pickpocket them in front of everyone
>nobody around them sees that
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>>740012783
It's kino the laser strap is easily the most fun gadget
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>>740012529
You can.
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>>740012126
While bond is more conventionally attractive
I feel like 47 can get retarded amount of puss with that predator face
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>>740013051
He would, but even then he wouldn't know what to do with them. He's too much of an asexual autist.
Case in point - Lei Ling.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4CDC8d8jiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMNYc9PonVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65r86dOSPIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FDezU_43LE
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>>740011254
When's it drop
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>>740012895
Not only is it fun, it's also the most versatile gadget I believe. There's pretty much no reason whatsoever to run anything but laser + dart on top of the pen once you unlock it.
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>>740012126
Imagine being born once and being gifted that chiseled chad face. I never stood a chance.
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>>740013247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-KvfAh4oZs
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>>740013329
Felt the same, although I did swap them out for the camera and ear buds the lab because of the infinite power.
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>>740013442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpTsraAmiKM
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>>740013329
Laser is very versatile, blind enemy, open locks include doors, and blowing shits
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I told you it would not be a Hitman game.
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I don't get it
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>>740013723
Tiktok meme from four years ago
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>>740013127
He seems like kind of guy who watches baseball and golf on the weekends
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>>740013247
I DOOOOONT CARE IF I LIIIIVE OR IF I DIEEEEE
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>Webb building
>grab the sick CLO's ID card
>challenge doesn't complete
>the "open safe on first try" challenge doesn't either
Bleh. On the other hand, I've gotten more of these when I shouldn't have.
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>>740013983
I only got the Wraith challenge in Time to Die by reloading the checkpoint during the cutscene where you fight the Murto twin again. Might be a similar case.
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I don't know about you but I could go for a caffeine free Coke Zero now for some reason
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>>740001472
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>>740001472
>>740000830
Is this just what this weird guy does?
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>>739995969
I have a bug that stopsme from progressing
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>>740014854
yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_trx5FBA_mE
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>>740014854
He just play the game on easy difficulty where assist is on, guy can't even see straight
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>>739998196
>dude this game that constantly stops the main plot dead in its tracks and forces you to play tutorials to side content that take hours and hours is over 40 hours!
cool
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>>740009445
Either go to the menu and resume for a state closer to your current progress, or die in game and retry for an even closer state.
It's a bit rough right now, and I've had loading stuff advance me through dialogue sequences, missing some conversations.
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>look at tacsim again
>doesn't catch my interest at all
>maybe operations mode will be fun?
>just 2 short missions
Hope updates ad more variety to these modes.
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>>740015338
I wonder how it is to be some literally who youtuber held up by a bunch of apes for the sole purpose of keeping a failing hate bandwagon going.
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>>739997874
The funniest part about this for me was that if the fight goes on long enough, Bond stops expecting answers from the guy and just asks "One lump or two?"
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>>740012124
Zoom zoom
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>>739997874
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>>740017134
dont be a such a faggot stickler cunt, you can see how it got triggered by the wall shove earlier.
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The game has heart
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Just went through all the Tactical Simulation missions
If the ones they're going to add are going to be as pathetic as these then it's not looking good
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Any non-shills that have actually played it, is it worth playing as a 007fag? Like I even watched No Time to Die and that movie is straight up the worst Bond movie of all time.
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>>740001403
I can steal it right now, dumbass. Token bypasses worked day 1. I want to buy games I like, but will not do so if they include trash like Denuvo.
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>>739997874
why does he look like he's micro-warping around like japanese capeshit?
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>>740018387
yes its good
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>>739995969
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
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>this slop outsold marathon in a day
kek I can't be mad
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>>739995969
https://files.catbox.moe/hpfrwg.mp4
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>>740018387
I think it's sufficiently Bond enough. There's one section which is just "remember the thing from the movies" more so than the ones sprinkled throughout the game so that's a treat too.
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>>740018387
you'll like it if you like Uncharted or if playing a Bond movie sounds interesting to you. It's a railroady snoy movie game but it's a bond movie and a pretty decent one imo.
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>>740005739
What is it about white boys and their black mentors / father figures?
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>>740018694
I love the martial arts combat in this game precisely because of shit like this.
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>>740018387
Did you play nightfire? Goldeneye or the reheat?
Everything or Nothing?
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>>740019178
Yes yes no
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>>740018387
It's a bad game. Don't get fooled by the shill who resized his images to pretend he's someone else.
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>>740011398
murder is more fun
>james bond does NOT murder people
is a very stupid way to go
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>>740019672
The NPCs are funnier in Hitman too, especially when you're going loud and they're saying stuff like SOMEONE'S DOING STUFF THEY SHOULDN'T
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>>740018694
Yeah, vaulting is legitimately overpowered. It seems to make you invincible to bullets for the duration too. You can cheese the entire game with this if you want.
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>>739997874
What the fuck is wrong with this webm?
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>>740018387
As another 007fag I am very happy with how genuine to Bond it feels. You get Q-branch and gadgets in all their crazy glory, and everyone accepts that this is something they use and need. It's refreshing to see them embrace all of these elements after the dark and gritty Craig era.
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>>739997874
post the "right, I've had enough" Hitman webm
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>the whole Webb gala section has Bond pestering Moneypenny for help while she's on a date.
>eventually you run into a security guard who keeps consoling his friend over the phone who tells him his date is a disaster and his date keeps leaving the table everytime he tries to talk to her.
>the security guard tells him to just ditch the broad and that Moneypenny is a stupid name anyway.
That one got a chuckle out of me.
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>>739995969
I wish he looked cooler or more handsome. Weirdly really kills the Bond-ness for me. He looks like a super average dude, including the incredibly generic hair color.
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>sexy spy lady shoots someone
>"that wasn't necessary that's not how I do things"
>proceed to shoot 4 guys to death
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>>740020087
and then there's dialogue like "your a quick learner", that part was extremely strange I caught that too. It's not like bond had any problems killing before that part
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>>740019964
lmao I must have missed that.
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>>740020072
But IMO his actor carries the role. He goes for this slightly more serious Roger Moore vibe with a tinge of Brosnan and it works.
But it does look weird once the babyfaced Bond starts getting laid.
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Bond has a cool new granddad.
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>>739995969
>15 hour long Universal Studio ride is a game of the year
video games are dead
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>>740006214
>>740005739
>>740005008
Also finished it 30min ago. For me it was a 9/10, mainly because I like bond. But I think it missed 1 additional big level in the tropics where you get to drive around, with slovakia-esque sprawling map at its core.

You can tell the budget was running out after the first half, but the first half was as solid as it can be so it doesn't really detract the score.

IOI's autism at making every level a huge sprawling labynrinth didn't IMO get to shine in the game. Slovakia and the Gala level were the only 2 "full size" levels and it feels disjointed to be running through them considering the level of detail on display but not having the same kind of autistic replayability and sandbox mechanics as Hitman.

Storywise, a techbro who managed to scam the UK government into giving him access to state secrets + defense strategy was fucking funny because it's basically already happening. Android robots as well, already exist. I can just tell that amazon's bond 26 writers are MALDING because I guarantee those themes are something the new bond is going to feature so being beaten to a punch by video game writers is funny.

Also maybe it's just a scrapped plot point, or maybe they are actually setting up something for a 2nd game but the nerve gas emitting crashed satellite I thought would be webb's villain plot never got mentioned after the pre title sequence.
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>>740021043
>but the nerve gas emitting crashed satellite I thought would be webb's villain plot never got mentioned after the pre title sequence.
I assume it's yet another one of THEIA's fuckups that every party involved is trying to cover up.
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subtle
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>>740003517
from left to right:
>english slag(rich)
>le hacker negress
>english slag(poor)
>le independent science latina
>boss bitch marry poppins jewess
>le hacker negress
>le independent science latina
>boss bitch marry poppins jewess
47 would've never fell for such obvious coomer bait slop and thats why hes superior to 007
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>>739997874
>people play this shit and see nothing wrong
Video games after the sixth generation were a mistake.
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>>740018387
i'd say wait for a sale, beyond that there's no reason not to play the game. it's obviously made for craig bond fans, its why bond is tom holland and there's basically 0 chauvinism which is a given considering the modern media landscape.

also, the plot feels more like skyfall's plot than a typical bond adventure like say living daylights or FYEO/TSWLM.

still, it's a 9/10 for me with a heavy bond fan/IOI bias but still, i'd wait until the 1st big sale

>>740019875
to me it still felt pretty gritty, and broody. very similar to craig's films but i still givie the game a pass becase i'm a bitch for ANY bond media atm but MAINLY because it servers the narrative and makes sense in his origin story to show the counterpoint for why bond needs to stop caring about people.

you can see how he brushes aside his emotions after monroe dies
so if im not reading too much into his characterization, he's already developing emotional barriers and growing toward the emotionally cold character from pre-craig bond films in the story.

if they do really end up making the sequel i hope he progressively becomes more sociopathic as the games go but i know that's probably asking too much from the uninitiated audiences, and explaining it would just be impossible within the context of a videogame narrative.
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>>740022032
>he's already developing emotional barriers
>Cressida outright begs him "not to be a stranger" because she needs a friend
>he never actually contacts her
That one hurt a bit.
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>>740019875
I guess the story does a good job balancing the gritty and the campy. You have the dour and super-serious spy story and sins of the fathers with Bond's friends dying and being hurt left and right, then you have the whole Vietnam section where Bond tries to get into some hot geneticist's pants because Bond, and 30 minutes later you fight robots with a wrecking ball and the whole thing culminates in a fist fight with some block in a fucking power armor.
And somehow it all fits together quite seamlessly. That's talent.
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>>740021220
yeah good catch. altho that's supposed to be damien's job, and i'd thought he'd personally oversee those black ops.
>>740022204
that would be difficult since her dad tells you she's going to be used to lobby against the 00 program but after the end of the game she's just left hanging i guess. to me she was meant to be that sacrificial bond girl who gets left by the wayside by the plot but i still wish she was kept around in some form.
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>>739995969
>james bond being his actual name
>he's some rookie
>game literally says women are inexplicably attracted to him (he's meant to be suave and persuasive he's a god damned spy for fucks sake)
>moneypenny is played by richard ayoade
>lampshaded tropes
i hate it
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>>740021232
they have a big napo too
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>>739998000
goated game
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DO NOT OPEN

I REPEAT DO *NOT* OPEN
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>>740022921
Moneypenny, give me all you have on Napoopan.
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>>740023278
Moneypenny hack his cell phone and make it start playing porn at full volume
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>>740023107
rubbish
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>>739998000
The only thing that bothers me about Sleeping Dogs is that the camera keeps snapping forward when driving and there's no mod to make it free cam. Apart from that I cant think of anything else wrong with it.
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>>740020087
>>740020191
cutscene bond and player bond are different beings. cutscene bond is more like the cinematic bond, he will just karatechop a random goon instead of shooting him in the back if he can
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>>740020087
The game and apparently MI6 "rules of engagement" only lets you shoot people if they pull their guns first, she kills people before you're even spotted.
You can always use reasonable force to non-lethally kick them off cliffs no problem though.
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>>740006149
>The vehicle sections were the worst part of the game,
They were great mood setters. The worst part of the game is realizing there's no section where you get a fully gadget laden car beyond the one at the end which is clearly a compromise .
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Lost technology
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every time I start tot have fun with the game it gets undercut by a shitty moviegame sequence that pretends to be Hitman but it isn't a real sandbox like Hitman, it's just a linear sequence where you follow the very specific steps the game demands you follow before you can proceed

I was so pissed that I had to go through this song and dance stealing the hr manager's phone when I found the employee having a panic attack immediately
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>the moviegame with ecelebs and browned and foided up cast is GOTY

Agreed! Having a blast, plus I love cooming to the women! Epic win!
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Holy fuck I blasted all over my pants
This game is great
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>>740025462
They should rerelease the old Bond games. Maybe in some sort of collection or something.
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>>740023107
I remember this one /x/ creepypasta about a guy who found a car abandoned in the middle of the highway and when he looked closer it was basically a car but without the finer details a car would have like slits on the body and such. like an alien had a car described to him and tried to make one and ended up with a vague facsimile of a car. that's what I think of when I see this
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>>740025990
can't you just kick the door in on him?
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>>740026635
What was so creepy about that?
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>>740026680
the driver was also there and missing his face iirc
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>>740026635
That's actually how this new Jaguar looks like in reality.
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>>740026834
Kind of a step up from the Cybertruck.
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The Aston Martin part was cool shooting enemies, but I wanted to drive it more than just in a tiny garage.
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>>740003517
Holy shit not one pureblood in that picture
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>>740027097
that's the only thing confirmed coming to tacsim so far. they better add a fuck load of stuff to it
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>multiple Mr Freeze boss fights
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>>740026834
it's a shame they had to include this ugly turd in the game after already having a nice Jaguar in the game
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>>740027097
>>740027443
it was probably cut content. a boat + car chase in vietnam would have been ludo
>>740027614
its probably a joke. the trooned up jag is held by the pirates and the AM valkyrie is used by bond
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>>739998000
Should I play the OG or the remastered on PC?
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>>740027758
true
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>>739995969
I don't think so fren.
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Max Payne 3 is awful, walking simulator.
>/v/ btfo
Max Payne is incredible.
Max Payne 2 has a great engine but fucked up by being 2 hours long.
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>>740027976
I don't know if you posted in the right thread but I mostly agree. Except I think the Max Payne 3 engine is super cool too but it's got even less gameplay than 2
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>>739995969
>push forward only
>shitty cover system
>fighting is a fucking qte chore
>boss with health bars and repetitive mechanics to off them

It's a goty only if you like nogamesstation games, I simply hope that Hitman 2028 will not have anything of this shit ported in
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>>740027905
Resident Evil (japanese) games are in a niche for a reason. Normal people don't want to be forced to walk slowly while a monster is chasing them and fire 30 bullets into it without an effect. Whatever autism possesses people to like RE games, it does not exist among normal people.
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reminder IOI is making a fantasy game next
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>>740028176
Ive given up on fantasy, modern developer doesnt allow for something that feels authentic
>fantasy world with medieval transport and logistic, but its as diverse as a modern western city
Its not that I dont want other races, its that it makes the world feel small and rips you out of the setting by way of understanding that the only reason they are there is because of diversity, which means they forgo making a coherent world to appease sentiment from outside of the setting. At least have it make sense and have them be distinctly foreign and give them their own culture etc, dont do that lame shit of just dropping them in like they just spawned in one day and everyone is the same but just looks different.
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>this is a woke monstrosity o algo
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I am just pissed they never use the Bond theme in full. It's always being teased somewhere in the background whenever something crazy starts happening, but it never goes into the full swing.
But I appreciate that OHMSS theme drop during the final Vietnam section.
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>>740028449
We know nothing about the game so take a deep breath for the time being
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>>740028495
real
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>>740028361
>tiktokers in games
Pls stop..
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kino
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>>740028625
We know whos developing it at their catalogue of work anon. This is like being excited for the next Elder Scrolls after seeing what Bethesda has wrought since Skyrim.
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>>740028687
Apparently one of the gadget skins is literally locked away behind Tiktok.
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>>740028687
>tiktokers
anon that's just a darkie
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>>740028883
And some other skins are locked behind Twitch.
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Fun game. Sequel needs a casino level where you can play cards.
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>>740029251
Only if it has a waiter asking him if he wants his martini shaken or stirred and he says "do I look like I give a damn"
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Shinra?
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bond is too young to remember 911
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No Sean Connery? No Pierce Brosnan? FUCK YOU!
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>>740030308
>His senior was born 1970
>there were already 6 Bond movies by then
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>>740028823
so good
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>>740028823
cinema



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