>the game has an archer classYep, I know who I'm going to main.
>>740001648clever girl
I like how he hugs the bowstring with his face.
>>740001648>straight through, cleanStop being a baby. Take a tylenol, bite this, and relax.
And I thought comedies were shit now. Show's me wrong.
>>740001873>nowThis film looks about 20 years old
>>740001648>Evil dogs are german shepherds>not pitbullslmao, how jewish of them
>>740001873this was NOT a comedy show. The Breed (2006) and it’s supposed to be a horror/thriller
>>740001873>nowthat film is as old as The Empire Strikes Back was when The Phantom Menace came out
>>740002046Yeah, new shit.
>>740002103Oh, so the dogs are working for that guy?
>>740001648what flick?
>>740002082Pitbulls are a white man's breed. Sorry your not one of us and therefore can't handle a simple dog.
>>740002103So comedy then
>>740001648Aiming for the head instead of the centre of mass. It's even more retarded to aim for the head of an animal that attacks by thrashing it's head around.
>>740002275aiming for the head would have worked in this case if the arrow followed the laws of physics, but instead it was moving insanely slowly while the dog and everyone else was moving at super-human The Flash speeds.
>>740002246>your
>>740002246Pitbull owners are spiritual niggers.
>>740001648>autoaim: off
>>740001648Good dog
>game has a duelist class
>>740002103Sopranos is supposed to be serious too but if you watch it out of order it's a comedy
>>740001648She is in the most random movies.
>>740001648Ranged is gay, just ask any monster hunter
>>740004307>offOr was it? Dum-dum-dum
>>740002246I've never seen a white woman fucking one
>>740002082Not this shit again. There was really no reason to bring up pits or jews. You're obsessed.
>>740002082there simply not a single pitbull that could be trained to let her leg go
>>740001648tf does your webm have to do with archers?
>>740002393Maybe but a dog thrashes it's head when it's got a bite. The odds of it thrashing it's head and pulling her leg into position are just insanely high.Meanwhile the bigger and easier target can hit their spine, pierce a lung, pierce their heart and so on. Still a mistake to go for the head.
>>740001648kick hanzo
>>740001648>Not a headshotLAME!
Archery is so fun bros. Worth trying out if you're looking for a new hobby
>>740004478LA!
>>740004478i fucking love this movie so much
>>740005945i went to summer camp three years in a row and we did archery every year. turns out i'm quite fucking good at it (won the final shooting competition two of those three years) but i've never gotten a chance to do it again besides one brief month in gym class in high school
>>740004478Kino.
>>740002246>white manAh you must mean the "Tyroniquis Henrique Gonzales Ramirez de La Cruz" white that they label inmates to fuck with crime statistics.
>>740004478Slight tangent but Star Wars lightsaber fights should look like rapier duels. Those things are weightless, they should be holding them at arm's length and flicking them around at incredible hihg speed
>>740002130Can you say that again but in adult speak?
>>740001834It feels so good when it slices through your right nostril when you release.
lmao that's not from Cujo?
>>740007262well technically they should be, but if you watch any fights the "beams" seem solid and heavyit's just fantasy physics
>>740002246pretty much all dog breeds were made by whites...pitbulls were made to be retarded so they would bite bulls and not let go
>>740001648Lmao! What movie?
>>740002082you mean>dog that has to be trained to act is a German Shepherd>not a pitbullhuh... wonder why...? Your answer is why The Beastmaster put black paint on a Tiger rather than using a Panther
>>740001648Is that Brian Regan?
fucking hell it's mums birthday on Thursday again just fucking went through this on mother's day fuck sake
>Even the dog stops to watchKek
>>740011228>>740002103
>>740001834That's actually good form, the string is usually going to be touching your cheek or nose. He has a good full draw, locked in.The bad form is his bow arm; His elbow is locked and his hand is vertically gripped fully around the riser. He's going to welt his forearm.
>>740002082You can't teach a shitbull how to fake biting it would maul her for real
>>740002082There's a handful of movies that have used golden retrievers as evil dogs and it's very funny.
>>740013253Cannot remember the name of the film but its a shot of supposedly someone getting their throat ripped out but its clearly just a big well loved golden licking their face
>>740013130Oh. It looked like it was a good way for him to injure his nose or scalp his forehead.
>>740013416Hollow Gate (1988)https://youtu.be/g_EaDSRoh34>/v/ - Animal Movies
>>740001834That's how you aim with a bow
>>740002103>>this was NOT a comedy show. The Breed (2006) and it’s supposed to be a horror/thrillerOh so a black comedy.
So that's what that American Dad scene was parodying
>>740001648Women always fucking complain. He got the dog to release her, didn't he? Kazakhstan.
>>740004478Zoro?
>>740013454He's definitely leaned his head forward slightly, maybe 10 degrees, which is where he's getting that to touch his forehead, where he should have kept his head vertical and turned it slightly, but overall decent form on the lock-in compared to other depictions I've seen. But I don't think I've ever seen anyone get the bow grip arm correct.
>>740014241https://youtu.be/rUczpTPATyU
>>740001648hey, it's that girl from the resident evil movie
>>740001648I can't believe he shot aoc in the leg!
>>740002082I don't get that, if they want an evil looking, dangerous IRL German dog, they could just use Rottweilers.
>>740007262The hilts weight 20 lbs.
>>740007262Explained in lore as them having some sort of conservation of angular momentum thanks to the blade containment field, making them very tricky to swing and not have them whip round and cut your dick off.
>>740001648Based archer taking down the main threat in the group.
>>740001834if you tilt it sideway it'll jam unless it's a revolver. /k/ taught me that.
>>740014461She's in most of the Fast and Furious movies but my mind always goes to the first RE movie too for some reason.
>>740014241The Princess Bride. Go give it a watch, it's great
>>740007262Wouldn't light sabers make vacuums that you have to tug against all the time? Flailing wildly witch such forces sounds dangerous
>>740001648Has Michelle Rodruiguez ever been in a movie that wasn't absolute fucking trash?
>>740013253I remember Redlettermedia watched some trash movie where this was the case, they immediately pointed out how silly it was.
>>740015758Hollow Gate (1988)
>>740015550She'd be face-down in a ditch with a needle in her arm if it wasn't for Lost carrying her career.A lot of people don't realize that these shitty F-list actors play in some random movie every few years just for the insurance benefits
>>740002082>Get german shepherds for the scene>easy to train, smart, good actors>Get pitbulls for the scene>impossible to train, aggresive, bad actors, probably unionized with a bunch of other useless dogsShrimple as that
>>740015890I'm willing to bet every set she walks onto the Director says, "Michelle... Have you ever seen Aliens?"
>>740015387If lightsabers burned the air as they move we'd see fire streaks following them and we don't. Would be cool though.
>>740015998What does Aliens have to do with her?
>try to draw on the cultural image of the black dog as a force of evil>can't even get the right breed of dog
>>740015890I forgot she was in Lost. Wasn't she one of the two people who parachuted on the island or something? I remember not giving a single shit about the soldier people because they joined the show pretty deep into it.
>>740002082>Pitbulls are easy to train! Only the bad ones don't get proper training from an owner!>Ummm...they can't be cast in movies, because they're untrainable and would just rip the throat out of the actor :)Shitbullfags are literally 4 IQ
>>740016397She was part of the other section of the plane that magically appeared when the writers ran out of ideas
>>740016154Because the Director then just tells her to copy Vasquez. And she does.
>>740001648>Class: Archer>Basic Attack: Shoots arrow>Special Skill: Shoots multiple arrows>Ultimate: Shoots a bigger arrow
>>740016681
>>740016681>alt skill: rain of arrows
>>740013731Heh, maybe they choose Goldens because they know they won't get a bite on the face?
>>740004940w-would you like to?
>>740016681>fire arrow>poison arrow (does fuckall)>piercing arrow
>>740016868Nonsensical decisions in film production can be explained the same as nonsensical decisions in warfare.Budgetary or time concerns.
>>740016681Well yeah, do you need more?
>>740016681>ultimate ability: place a bear trap
>Class: Anything>Light Attack: X>Heavy Attack: Y>Interact: B>Jump: A>Skill 1: LT+X>Skill 2: LT+Y>Skill 3: LT+B>Skill 4: LT+A>Skill 5: SIKE consolefags don't have enough buttons!MKB? Hope you like holding shift + 1234.Want more skills? No you can't our game was balanced down to the last digit to make use of only 4 skills at once. There IS skill in choosing the right set of 4 skills to use at any given encounter and it gives the game more depth GOY!
>>740016681>shoot poison arrow>shoot ice arrow>shoot fire arrow>shoot lightning arrow
>>740015387>Flailing wildlyWell yeah that's the point, mastery of shit like that is important>>740016105I think there's enough cool things that could have been done to put together a whole "This Is What Lightaber Battles SHOULD Look Like" video
>>740016681>Play Trove (rip) years ago>Archer class was always a bit shit, never did enough DPS>New 'system' gets added to the game: every class gets a permanent powerup/new ability at level 30>Archer: base firerate increase of 500%>You are now a fucking minigun with one o fthe highest DPS in the gameThat game had so many fun things hidden in such a poorly-supported system
>>740007262i remember it being explained as the blade having to be dragged through the air and a massive pain in the ass to learn and wield
>>740015387is that why obi wan got sucked in and disappeared in a new hope?
>>740017748>There's actually a 0.1% chance of space collapsing on contact with objects above a certain density
>>740004652Mexican Eric Roberts
>>740002082>tell german shepard to let go>lets go immediately>instantly switched aggressive mode off>turns into a good boy>tell "trained" pittie to let go>continues mauling leg>jaw locks>aggressiveness continues>starts alligator rolling when 10 grown men try to pull it off>loses leg>movie is cancelled
>Fuck Elder Scrolls where's Fallout 5
>>740014329Holy shit that's an amazing choreography, great fencing portrayal for a movie fight. Maybe the best i've seen on film.
>>740017740unless you're some random untrained black guy in a hollywood sequel
>>740017967>*phwoom*
>>740018109>Maybe the best i've seen on filmwhich can't be saying much if you didn't even recognise Princess Bride
that looks more like a ranger with animal companion
>>740018148>MY KNEE
>>740018148>TODD HOWARD
>>740007262havent star wars fags given up yet and accepted its not meant to be logical or particularly deep or is there a wookiepedia cope page for this subject
>>740002246>a white man's breedLMAO. The biggest Shitbull owner population that I know is Puerto Ricans.
>>740018313>SKYRIM NOW ON SMART GLASSES
>>740016681Archer in Enclave was so much fun.>burst arrows - standard arrows that you can shoot multiple at a time>fire arrows and improved flame arrows - also can be shot in bursts>poison arrows, I think>grenade arrows and bomb arrows - very fun to use>sniper arrows and magic arrows - not so useful most of the time, but it's cool that the sniper mode tells you what materials you're targetting (plate, mail, leather, cloth, flesh) so you can target weak points
>>740018147well yeah its all made up bullshit made up after the fact to explain it, just saying thats the excuse they came up with.
>>740018109well, they were trained by an actual fencer how to fence, and all that fancy dialogue, actual real life historical fencers, and even when they mention each one, the changes in stance and moves actually represent those actual real life fencers actual stances and moves.they basically let the stunt fencer actually do his actual job and nerd the fuck out.
>>740002210Resident Evil but Dog. >Secret army super bioweapon dogs trained to be employed in warfare
>>740018109It was the last scene filmed and the two actors spend months practicing.
>>740018147Let's be real. All that shit about how hard lightsabers are to use is complete bullshit made up way later. Both Luke and Han have no problem swinging that shit around in the OT. Anybody could use one but using one in conjunction with the force is what made a Jedi nearly unstoppable. Nobody used them for the same reason nobody walks around now with a arming sword strapped to their side because without space magic you're just a dumbass bringing a sword to a gun fight.
>>740017967>>740018148>>740018313>>740018549kekimus maximus
>>740018148>>740018549Forced meme
>>740006597>find something you're good at and enjoy>didn't pursuit it as a hobbyno wonder the world is full of miserable bastards
>Bows deal triple damage against debuffed enemies>Guns deal triple damage against buffed enemieswhich way, rangefag
>>740018109It's not how it would have actually went if it was a real fight, but it is really good depiction of theatrical sword-fighting.
>>740001834
>>740020948>ow my tiddywtf i can read lips
>>740007262Isn't that exactly how Dooku fights and he goes around shitslapping everyone until Anakin Thundercock Skywalker kills him (after several years of running a war)
>>740016681>Special Upgrade: Shoot arrow faster
when you play with a bow in an mmo people just know you're a gay metafaggot
>>740021351Dooku probably fights like that because Christopher Lee wanted to be like a swordsman in one of the old kinos or plays. Probably why his saber is curved and has a downright superfluous if not outright useless quillon too.
>>740016836I fucking love this movie.
