How’d a giraffe survive being torn apart by superhuman, fungus zombies? Or not be infected by the same fungus?
humanlets btfo
i dont remember ever seeing an animal being attacked or killed by zombies in the first game
By being one of the developer's favorite animal.
>>740001709Man the first game was actually REALLY fucking goodThe ending was absolute kinoTHEN THAT FUCKING KIKE FUCKED IT ALL UP
fungus gets tired on the way to the brain and gives up. tallchads win again..
>>740002060you simply don't know any better.
>>740001709the fungus feeds on humansit doesn't give a shit about animalsthat's not to say there might not be other complications, but as far as human-to-animal infections go it hasn't leaped species yet
Bungus only infects humans.The giraffe survived by running away from them.Not impossible just incredibly unlikely.like 1 in a trillion that the Giraffe would survive.
>>740001709Because its head is too high, stupid, they can't get to it
>>740001709Not sure about the specific details of their diets but in an empty temperate city where there are green leaves on the trees throughout the year giraffes could thrive because they don't have competitors for food or predators.
>>740002436>as far as human-to-animal infections go it hasn't leaped species yetFirefly Steve Blum got bit by an infected lab monkey
>>740003039that still tracksmosquitoes and ticks transmit diseases that harm humans without harming the insecti believe the term is disease vector
>>740003373I see. It's too bad, a clicker dog would've been a crazy scary enemy type.
>>740001709It learned to be a better giraffe
>>740001709How did it survive even 1 winter morelike
>>740001709>How’d a giraffe survive being torn apart by superhuman, fungus zombies
>>740003539The fungus could still do that though, just wouldn't be the exact strain that hits humans.
>>740001709The giraffe created the fungus.
>>740002060brown hands wrote this post
>>740003634Bet that hurt like hell
>>740001709It's a video game, it doesn't have to make sense. It just have to be something nice to experience. Like women with big tits and high heels in an mmorpg fighting monsters.Quit being retarded, it helps.
>>740003634it's funny seeing clips like this after learning how fucking blind and stupid rhinos are. you can see it clear as day
>>740001709>Sony visual novelFuck off brownoid
>>740001709Because he's Long-Arm Centipede Giraffe
Considering the collapse of society and all moral structure would anyone object to you just you know fucking the giraffe in broad daylight?
>>740001709>africa infected by swarm of superhuman fungus zombies>continental IQ and GDP skyrocket
imagine a horse but it can kick you from 10 feet away
>>740003706>Pure bone + muscle on a motor articulation of an herbivore in a straight flexed hit.Yeah. If a human got hit like that would jump into the air leaving the shoes on the ground like a looney tunes character.
>>740004314Could probably get away with it during "pride" month too.
>>740005026Giraffes can also kick in any direction unlike horses, their stride goes high enough they'll trample anything, they can outrun humans and their hides are too thick for us to bite through. Their only problem would be winter and infancy.
Okapis are underrated.
>>740005745Megafauna are so cool bros
>>740009150We should be bringing them back and creating new ones to fuck with people
If it was realistic, it'd've been infected.
>>740005745Big moose too
>>740001709Giraffechad lowdiffs them
>>740010138For a handful of manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, they sure are fucking CUTE!
>>740010138>>740010657We should reskin late game enemies as friendly npcs
>>740005268Rhino probably hardly felt it and just got startled
>>740005745Have you seen that video of giraffes getting rained on
>>740001709I played this game for the first time last year and I have to say...I don't fucking get itIt was... fine? Fun? I liked the combat. The opening with Sarah is brutal and sad, but doesn't invoke that much out of me since it happens in the first 5 minutes. Then the rest of the game is just nothing. Hours of "we need to go here" and then "The thing we are here for is no longer here."Unironically the gameplay is actually the best part of the game. The melee and gun combat feels great. The writing feels extremely milquetoast and I will never understand why it receives endless praise.
Pick your fighter
>>740011178and giraffe too I guess idk why it doesn't belong to the big 5 but two pretty similar looking cats do. also maybe hippo too. you know what fuck this image
>>740011012Driver was fine. Her job was to get a new male used to the zoo's cars by gently harassing him.>>740011051This one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX5cJJ8CyEw
>>740011178Lion destroys the leopard. Size aside the lion has natural fighting ability and can slip attacks. Alone the rest wreck him and elephants beat them all.
>>740011936what can an elephant do against a rhino charging into it full force
>>740012220Mock it by picking up a branch with its trunk and pretending it's a horn
>>740002060thisTLOU has no sequelTLOU needs no sequel
>>740012220Mog
>>740011012You have any idea the amount of force a blow has to have for a rhino to "hardly feel it"?
>>740002060>>740012640Part II is better and the manbabies who took nothing away from the first game besides thinking it was a heckin' wholesome murder adventure between gruff gamer dad and his cute daughter deserved the wakeup call
>>740012675if the rhino mom kept charging instead of trampling her own kid it would have put a big fat hole into the phants trunk
>>740012675You can see the elephant avoids the kid. It wants to teach only the adult a lesson.
>>740002140>>740002060>>740013053>>740003693I hate the contrarian niggers forcing the second game as an artistic tour de force, when in reality, the game's story is total tranny-kike-nigger slop with actually good gameplay mechanics.
