How can one controller be so good?
>>740002159why are zoomers like this?
Source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qf6m7K8uisk
>>740002159why are steamies like this?
>>740002159what a vile golem
no one remembers saltbae
>>740002310>40 years old >zoomer
>buy hardware>spend 5 minutes making shitty unboxing video where all you do is make dumb faces>get 2.3 million views>recoup expensesWhy aren't you doing this?
>>740002159>they keep trying to improve on perfection
>>740002450this is how 18 year olds look like nowadays
>>740002159I really hate this performative faggotry.
>>740002159This is not the real videoPost him refunding the order
>>740002468you forget the step where he instantly refunds the hardware
>white hairThis manchild is 40 years old isn't he
Oh not this fucking fruit againI saw the cyberpunk video.
>>740002757
>>740002159why are gen alphas like this?
>>740002770
>shortform cancer about how much of likes «product»>drops product 3 seconds in
>>740002538>gets you talking about it either way and the marketing propagatespublic internet just gonna be like this from this point onwards isn't it
>>740002468I still have some self-respect left
His cyberpunk video was hilarious in reverse He's basically mister bean that want to sell me something. He's funny
>>740002468I'm not funny nor can I actYou would see a grumpy old man unboxing something with zero enthusiasm
why are steamies such massive smellsfaggots
>>740002450From a certain point of view, anyone who looks "old enough" can be a zoomer.
>>740002159Bruno Fernandes losing his mind before the World Cup.
>>740002159i hate millenials so much
>>740002159typical steamie
Post the video of the backwards cyberpunk unboxing
>>740002159>>740002770MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>740002159what race is this
Butcher all consoomers
>>740002159Holy fucking shit. This faggot not just still alive but also doing the same faggot things.
>>740003346People can live up to 100 years
>>740002372I refuse to believe that's the saltroach. He looks old enough to be his grandpa.
>>740003315here you go fren
>>740002472the stick drift on those was horrendous
>>740002159Imagine if this guy was suicidal.
>>740002468I have a soul. I could do the same thing, but cutesie instead of weird, while dressed up as an ethot to get even more money and simpage, but I literally do not have it in my soul to do it.
>>740002450It's content for zoomers. Because zoomers are retarded. This millennial is just exploiting a bunch of retarded niggers.
>>740003174Neither can the guy in OP.
>>740003714Tried reversing the OP one too but it's 2big and honestly not that interesting in reverse.
>>740003932You know what? As long as these faggots keep buying shit, we should keep making shit. Zoomers can have good games when they learn to ignore the grift.
>>740003714the telekinesis at 40sec always gets me
>>740003714Man that always makes me laughthanks
>>740003714>day 13 of the 14 day return window
>>740002770>>740002884Would shoot in the head out of 10
>>740002327Moldy
>>740003714>20fps PS4 edition
>>740004730Same
>>740004801just like 7th gen gaming that u are so nostalgic for
>>740002159Reminds me of picrel
>>740002159This guy touches kidsyou can tell by the eyes
>>740002159>>740002770>>740002884Those dude needs to stop spending money on toys and more on some moisturizer yeez
>>740002159
Performative gamersoys are a blight on this earth.
>>740002310That's how millennials act retard
>>740002159>behaves and looks like this>likely has a six figure lazy desk job, a loving wife, and is set for life with zero hard work or effortGreat
>>740002472The only reason you think it's prefection is nostalgia because you grew up with it. It was a decent (but far from perfect) controller when it released, but by modern standards it's an outdated piece of garbage that's actively harmful to the entire industry via xinput.
>>740003760>stick driftI never even heard of that until I bought a day one switch and that is the only instance I've experienced. Considering I used to smash my ps2 controllers and fix them with gamecube sticks and whatnot, you would think I would have experienced this drift.
>>740005848my first controller was nes and I think 360 with gyro controls and xbox one's trigger rumble would be the perfect controller. I won't flat out give modern xbox controllers the crown because like all modern hardware, they're designed to break in a few short months
>>740002468im not willing to dance like a monkey for shekels
>>740002159looks like an acquittance of mine. he's a fucking faggot btw
>>740006068the sticks are like 5 degrees of sensitivity lmao. the dpad is abysmal. the latency is badyou're a very very old man in spirit yelling at the cloudslike some boomer claiming the atari 2600 is the best joystick ever made
>>740002770gemmy, we need a jak asap
>>740002159Is this the PS4 Cyberpunk cuck?
>>740002310anon that is obviously a millennial verging on xoomer
>>740003932cope, murtlennials are more retarded than zoomers
>>740002450You know it
>>740006403>the sticks are like 5 degrees of sensitivity lmao. the dpad is abysmal. the latency is badno one would ever notice this bullshit besides a handful of korean pro gamers and a niche community of spreadsheet warriors who watched a video
>>740006068>and I think 360 with gyro controls and xbox one's trigger rumble would be the perfect controllerThat would be>trying to improve on perfectionas you said in your earlier post >>740002472.And aside from that, back buttons and trackpads are also super useful. I don't think a controller can be perfect if it lacks those. Capacitive sticks also improve gyro aim significantly. Then there's other stuff like trigger stops and a 2nd shoulder button that are pretty nice too and would have to be in a theoretical "perfect" controller.
>>740002159I really dislike this era of snappy rapid cuts and pop-up subs
>>740004660Kek
>>740002770>>740006425I agree. Someone jak him off already.
>>740002159>doesn't even bother setting up the trackpadWhen only subhumans like this and scalpers own the steam controller, it's not a surprise that there isn't a single good community layout out there
>>740006836>my personal preference isn't shared by everyone?>this can't be!>surely this is the work of a single dastardly villain conspiring against meget a grip kiddo. not everyone is interested in marketing gimmicks like track pads and cheap speakers
>>740007065How can a controller be perfect if it doesn't have every possible feature in existence?>marketing gimmicks like track padsNever used them award
>>740007305they feel like a handicap device for ipad babies
>>740005848I grew up with a nes controller. The Xbox 360 controller is perfection.
>>740007305>How can a controller be perfect if it doesn't have every possible feature in existence?You must think modern cars are terrific
>>740003337wasn't that company almost going bankrupt last year?
>>740007393The only similarity is that you use them vaguely like touch screens. In reality they're closer to mnk than touch screens because of the improvements to aiming and button count they allow.>>740007431It's simply not. It doesn't even have gyro.>>740007443No, because they're filled with sypware and the "features" are useless at best or detrimental at worst.
>>740006664yeah just like how nobody can notice the difference between 30fps and 60fps. or 125hz and 1000hz input. and for your information i noticed it almost 20 years ago while playing on ps3 and xbox 360
>>740002159Italians are so brown
>>740002468my parents put no points in charisma
>>740002472>no gyro>dogshit dpadonly gun and ball players think this is a good controller.
>>740002159If you ever questioned the browning of the internet and 4chan, this is your sign.
>>740002468>expensesHe got paid by Valve btw
