[uplifting news] brexit geezer parents sentenced to 2 years in jail for letting underaged son play grand theft auto 6

>use AI age estimate verification, no documents needed
still waiting for chuds to explain what's wrong with this

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>>740019541

>>740019541
keyword in OP
>normalfags
while people like (You) and I are going to use GMod face poser or whatever the fuck is convenient to us normies are gonna get their faces identified in a AI tracking system

>>740019541
I tried to do it with Death Stranding 2 but it kept failing. I think the servers are just complete shit and barely work so even if you try to do it legitimately it can just fail.

It's coming to everything. PC will probably get the worst of it now that Nvidia and Microsoft are pushing for processors that track your every move to make sure you have a license for that game you're playing, that you aren't cheating, and that you don't have anything pirated, among other things. Welcome to the future.

>>740020010
>stick to 5800x3d (recently re-released for AM4's 10 anniversary btw)
>no hardware-based spyware excluding AMD PSP
>run GNU/Linux
>it just werks
your move, Jews?

>>740020010
They're not getting away with it

>>740020153
>AMD
Works fine until it melts/burns your house down

>>740020265
"le burning ayymd maymay" is older than most of /v/ at this point

>>740019598
Kek

Honestly I think the biggest reason age verification is getting pushed so much is because the ones pushing it are old retards that don't understand the danger of giving out information online and so there's going to be some big leak revealing a bunch of personal details of people and there's going to be massive outrage and then the things going to get massive pushback to the point that they abolish it.

>>740020265
bro? intel chips are the ones catching on fire right now
you live in the past old man

>>740020247
They did in China. It's literally why this is being done. They just look over there and go "Oh, you can be authoritarian? Why aren't we authoritarian??"

>>740018703
>log offline permanently
Not my fucking problem. I haven't used PSN features since the lockdowns.

>>740019541
>take picture of face
>thinks picture magically disappears after you put it in
faggot

>>740020410
So what that they did it in China, if you girls let them do this that's on you, I'm not gonna let them if I stand alone I'll just refuse to use their servives

>>740020370
I don't remember mentioning Intel in my post?

>>740020337
>Honestly I think the biggest reason age verification is getting pushed so much is because the ones pushing it are old retards that don't understand the danger
old fucks that sit in parliaments across the globe are *used* to push this shit because they don't understand the Internet
the actual reason for this is indirect speech censorship that governments really want for multitude of reasons I don't I should list here (main one IMO is them desperately trying to hide their political failures by silencing people that speak about them)

>>740020598
>I don't I should
I don't think I should

My PSN account is already the legal age. It's fucking 19 years old, If Sony asks me to verify they can slob my knob.

Even the DS5 has an mic input that if you forget to turn it off, you'll be heard saying NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao.

I only play offline and will not stop saying nigger whenever i want.

>>740018703
This is what you get for playing online video games, loser.

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>>740018703
I remember when just 2 years ago, this idea was laughed everywhere
last year, people thought only a very few countries would face this
and now it's soon going to almost be everywhere, how the hell is this pushed so quickly? What's even sadder is that most people are not even aware. Even the people who VOTE these laws for many are not aware until it's too late.
We are seeing the death of what's left of the old internet in front on our very eyes and there's nothing that can be done... It's really sad.

>>740021325
>how the hell is this pushed so quickly?
because you let them

>>740021325
>We are seeing the death of what's left of the old internet in front on our very eyes and there's nothing that can be done... It's really sad.
Don't be sad, it's only big sites that are going to comply
smaller forums don't and won't care about this. 4chan (RapeApe and his lawyer) just shitpost against the Brits and their Ofcom agency

Information like this should only be given for things which can truly be dangerous, not for everything and especially not for something like this, this is insane
This isn't people buying some rocket launchers it's people playing games
>>740021357
There's no civil referendum, these laws are voted without people being asked or even being really let aware of.

>>740018703
what if I just stop using it?

>>740020562
So will I, but there's literally "surveillance towers" where I live (denmark).
This shit is happening, and governments have basically been militarizing the authorities and expanding the infrastructure before they enable it, so that they're "safe" from too much protest. They know we are going to fucking flip, and normies will too, when they realize "child protection" has expanded into what they want to buy in grocery stores, and being tracked when they go smoke weed or something, or call in sick at work.

But they're ready for this. They will begin to arrest thousands of people, which will then deter other normies from sticking their heads out too much. The chilling effect is their primary strategy, because when Hong Kong was de-anglofied, and CCP police used brutality to get rid of dissent, it was proof to every political asshole over here that you can just do that and get away with it, because chinese people actually gave up on protesting after a while.

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>>740018703
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SNOYS NEED TO PROVE THEIR ID TO PLAY GAMES

>>740021452
That's no excuse, get mad and let them know you're mad

>>740018703
bruh every doctor, dental clinic, and even the state DMV has already leaked all my personal info. I don't care anymore. Open a new credit account with my kuso score, whatever.

>>740021452
>This isn't people buying some rocket launchers it's people playing games
>implying RPGs need ID check
fuck off, statist

>>740021512
It's been happening to Xbots too
Minecraft for example, including Java, is now cucked if your account is "child" in Xbox ecosystem

Not sure about tendies, though

>>740021558
are you sure that you want your play history of loli VNs to be tied to your identity, anon?

>>740021726
Isn't Minecraft already a game for kids? What would they even change/lock?

>>740021874
>Isn't Minecraft already a game for kids?
E for Everyone, "for kids" is what Microslopped Minecraft looks like
>What would they even change/lock?
outright disable chat, including command prompt

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What annoys me the most is that they use the "it's for the kids!" excuse, but this damn system will just make everything worse, including for them!
Because I remember how my rebellious teenager self was. They will just use alternatives and might end up in actual dangerous places. They will become broken people just like me.
This is horrible. This shouldn't be happening... There's even actual safer ways to do this. Or even giving parents more educations, but no...they do this instead...

>>740021357
What did that Anon do that let them? What are you doing differently?

>>740021967
>There's even actual safer ways to do this
Yeah, like parenting your fucking children
which is now "obsolete" thanks to the state

>>740022056
This is the best way by far
But even if there used a system, there's plenty of better and much more safe way to do that.
This feels like it's made by people who are sweeping away 30 years of the internet like it never existed

>>740022143
>This feels like it's made by people who are sweeping away 30 years of the internet like it never existed
what's the incentive for politicians to do this the right way? They can just half-ass it or specifically do it like this to censor dissidents and call it a day

>>740022019
All I'm saying is most people complaining here will still comply, just like all the compliers during covid, but I won't

>>740022236
Some people do complains, but this isn't really reported anywhere, medias barely talks about it. most people literally are NOT AWARE

>>740018703
I hope the faggot that schemed this shit to begin with is forced to live in India for a month dressed as a female

>>740022236
>most people complaining here will still comply, just like all the compliers during covid
people on 4chinz complied with Covid because most of 4chlongs already stay inside 24/7
Censoring the Internet will force them to *leave* their apartments

>>740022379
agreed.
\o/ adding my energy to yours to make this manifest as reality

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I'm happy I experienced the golden age of the internet, even if not as much as I would have wanted.
The current internet is already bad, but the future is looking much, much worse
I truly will miss it a lot. I pity generations who will never have lived it.
some books and movies will have aged really badly at trying to depict the future.

it almost feels like they're intentionally dissuading me from buying a playstation product ever again

and I haven't bought one since bloodborne

>PSN account is nearly 18 years old
Not my problem!

>>740022592
>implying they'll reasonably assume that 18+ old accounts are owned by adults
lolmao

>>740022560
yeah and just when I was thinking about getting a 5 they pull this shit haha, guess I won't then

>>740022592
They probably would just use the excuse "Even if it's 18 years old, someone else could use this account, even if it's already against the rules"
Some places might end up with laws that are a little less restrictive, but it will really depends

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if you told me the me from 10 years ago, or even 5 years ago, that things would go that way, he would have laugh at my face
in a span of barely a year, this has being pushed and rushed in most place of the world.

>This retarded thread again
Everyone in the UK must comply to this bullshit. This also means whatever faggot faction you're from
Steam, Nintendo, and Xbox must all comply, not just Playstation.

>>740022829
then go full pirate

It's gonna be real funny watching everyone give Sony their id only for psn to get hacked again and have all their personal information and details sold on the dark web and data harvesters

>>740022829
This is GLOBAL retard
>Everyone in the UK must comply
>must
4chan refused, this whole thing is a joke if you don't do business in the You-Kay

>>740022829
I think the only place I would give my stuff is MAYBE Steam because they actually know their stuff and even this fucking sucks
this shouldn't exist in the first place

>>740021967
>What annoys me the most is that they use the "it's for the kids!" excuse, but this damn system will just make everything worse, including for them!
Kids are outright getting banned until they're 16, so it had better make it worse for them.
Governments are now on this "anti-screen-time" program. My conspiracy theory is that it's because now that the technology has been created to enable AI surveillance, they don't need dumb consumers buying computers to prop up the tech industry anymore. They've "made it", and they're going to phase out screen-oriented use as much as possible, and replace it with IoT (Internet of Things, look it up) which is that many things are 5G or Wi-fi enabled without even being computers, and you will live in society by using voice recognition, tracking mechanisms and other non-screen things to use AI, and the internet is so shitted up by our way of claiming it, that they really just want it all gone, replace it with society being full of AI this and that, but not have the distraction of computers or screens everywhere.

I could be wrong since China isn't even doing this, but China did control kids's screen time, and limit them to 3 hours of gaming per week, in order to make them concentrate on education.

We've lived under the idea that everyone has self-responsibility until we saw foreign countries outpace us, and thereby threaten us, and thereby making us lose if we don't adapt.

I hate everything about this, but I CAN rationalize the aspects of it that are completely intentional, and smart enough when you think about it. The worst thing you can do is assume it's only Boomer politicians and only stupid people. Every 2nd person I grew up with as a millenial fucking hated nerds and computers, and only started using it when they had to. Those people still exist, and they're not entirely wrong that computers are bad for mental health, productivity, social skills and everything.

>>740022880
it's probably going to be pushed in the US eventually anon.

>>740022896
I think Steam got around this law by asking people for credit cards, since (apparently) Brits can only get one as adults

>>740022829
There's literally zero mention of Nintendo going for age verification. Ever. Even for uk

>>740022952
>in the US
5th amendment

>>740022982
Lately, the US government hasn't cared much about it's own law

>>740018703
Every single age verification company is linked to Palantir and Peter Thiel the entire jewish push was created by them, this is how they truly lock down the internet for normie retards, they'll come after 4chan too, it means complete shutdown of servers or bend the knee.

>>740023061
>they'll come after 4chan too
anon, I've got some news for you...
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>>740023061
>Companies does evil stuff
>Named after an evil tool used by the evil guy in a book
Very self aware, almost like a parody

>>740022962
Valve are still retarded, they don't let you use your account age as verification.

>>740023061
>they'll come after 4chan too,
They tried twice already and 4chan told the UK to pound sand

>>740023115
>>740023171
>da ugay

Orange pedo can shut down the site any time he gets the word

>>740023171
if it comes to the US they won't have any choice unless they relocate themselves elsewhere

>>740021473
>So will I, but there's literally "surveillance towers" where I live (denmark).
QRD? What do they do?

>>740023247
1) Literally no legal justification to shut it all down. Yes, even a fake one wouldn't work
2) /pol/ literally got him elected back in 2016. Why would he even touch it?

>>740023247
Trump is a fucking boomer who's already one foot in the grave anon I don't think we should worry about him

>>740022789
This kind of shit has been slowly pushed for almost 2 decades. It went into maximum overdrive when the internet started electing presidents and destroying corporate brands

>>740022962
>>740023167
Steam in the UK only requires age verification for purchasing explicit porn games, social features and regular 18+ games are unaffected currently

>>740023350
>age verification for purchasing explicit porn games
>regular 18+ games are unaffected
what's the fucking difference?

>>740023350
I really want them to be, imagine the shitstorm if GTA VI needed age verification.

>>740023396
Sex bad violence good

>>740018703
Brits should be ashamed of themselves for becoming ground zero for these fucking plagues

>>740023396
It's the ol sex is bad, violence is fine retardation these puritans go by.

>>740022962
This is still shit by the way cause barely anyone in the UK has a credit card. Most people use a debit card.

>>740023489
They didn't vote for this.

>>740023690
>implying democracy was functional
>ever

>>740023690
They literally did, all it took was for think of da children ads for them to act

>>740023396
Games that would receive an Adult Only rating for featuring explicit sexual content, like DAZ 3D gobbo WEGs. Not stuff like Cyberpunk with titties and PG sex scenes

>>740023716
So when it happens in America, will you feel ashamed for letting it spread?

>>740023737
Nope, this wasn't put to a public vote and it wasn't in Labours manifesto to put through this piece of Conservative legislature.

>>740023878
>So when it happens in America, will you feel ashamed for letting it spread?
I'm not an American but isn't their entire national identity built on resisting the tyranny?

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>>740023285
I have no idea, but I know that there's a UNICEF programme happening in many danish cities right now called "Child-safe cities".
These towers were just erected a month ago.

>>740023907
Where are you from then? America was that in it's founding, now it ain't shit.

>>740023918
Why do you think the two are connected?

>>740024046
two things happening at the same time and not being connected seems unlikely

>>740023993
>Where are you from then?
Russia.

>>740024046
Because they just erected them recently, and I read an article from my city recently saying it had signed on to this "child safe cities" program.
But the other theory I have is that they're for drones.

>>740024176
Well have you looked into what the towers are claimed to be doing for the cities infrastructure?

>>740023993
You'll see a lot of Russian and Chinese assholes on 4chan these days regurgitate their own propaganda, which has always been that Democracy and Capitalism doesn't work.

>>740024209
It isn't transparent. Just the other month my home city's mayor said they would erect surveillance cameras downtown, and in his words
>There's not a lot of activity in the city these days
>We want to gather data on how to incentivize it
>Don't worry, it isn't for surveillance!
Just think twice about that. How does it make any sense? "There's nobody in the town. We're gonna record everyone's movements to see why they're not staying".

It's bullshit. It's just surveillance, because the Chinese model is being copied to europe.

>>740023737
you know who should think of them? their god damned parents. Things would be so much better if parenting (and responsibility) hadn't been offloaded.

>>740018703
I find it depressing that a majority of normies will just mindlessly go along with this.
>year 2030
>be parent
>make account for your son so they can play some mature rated games
>snoy patented voice recognition, login timing analyzing, hidden facecam and 5G echolocation detects that it is an underage playing the game
>money stolen, account banned, console bricked, CPS breaking through the wall with SWAT and lawsuit letter dropped from a drone within 20 minutes

>>740024485
can't wait for that black mirror episode.

>>740024232
>Democracy and Capitalism
democracy is soft form of communism

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>>740019638
>normies are gonna get their faces identified in a AI tracking system
See you would think that but so many sites lost a majority of traffic as soon as thia age verification bullshit comes into place anyway.
And Sony already has a track record of getting their shit stolen on top of this.
If people really and I mean REALLY don't want to do the age verification, they just won't.

And how is this video games related?

>>740024659
>how is being locked out of your vidya by Sony is vidya related

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>>740024746
>vidya by Sony

>>740024392
So you haven't looked into those towers you posted.

Has anyone tried the Death Stranding 2 method? Can I still use Norman Redus' face to verify?

>>740021325
>how the hell is this pushed so quickly?
noses and (unfree)masons
The point is that they are working together with governments that CAN'T say no, whether they are part of the club or not.
They are all puppets, and they are all in on it.
If they weren't, they wouldn't be "in power" to begin with (or they'd be Epstein'd, Anthony Bourdain'd, and JFK'd

>>740021325
>ast year, people thought only a very few countries would face this
people who thought the UK would be a unique case or that the UK "started it" are genuinely subhuman idiots

>>740025015
We kept warning everyone but people was too busy laughing at the UK, not realising there was other examples of this shit being awful in other countries, so now everything is going through with little to no pushback.

>>740020456

You're not supposed to use your real face you idiot.
You create a picture of some nonexistent 60-year-old geezer with AI of your choosing and that is your age verification picture. You never give them your real face.

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>Scan the face, chud. Keep a child safe

>>740025324
I've tried a bunch of different methods and it's never worked. It says it's checking the face but then it just times out and says I have to start again.

>>740025379
Imagine trusting these buttheads have any intention to keep anyone safe after all the refugee "isolated one-time incidents" .. in minecraft

>>740025501
They know nobody believes them. They do it anyway.

>>740025324
It's not a picture. You allow them access to your camera and they make you go through a humiliation ritual like opening your mouth and shaking your head

>>740025284
This won't be adopted by China or Russia they aren't retarded to give their citizen's ID to 3rd party jews when they have their own internal systems.

The whole goyim world will adopt this and palantir will put you all on their antisemtic database.

>>740018703
Didn't Sony also tried to counter sue people who had their credit card information stolen on their system?

>>740023489
They see 1984 as an instruction manual

>>740025854
>This won't be adopted by China or Russia they aren't retarded to give their citizen's ID to 3rd party jews when they have their own internal systems.
Anon, Russia has both state, private and pseudo-private ID verification on the Internet

>>740018703
Didn't they get hacked literally weeks ago?

>>740023918
Do these towers have names so I could look them up? The Child-Friendly Cities seems to be an unrelated initiative on the surface, at least.

Also, years of Ubisoft games have taught us what to do about such towers.

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>>740025379
Frankly I have no idea how they have any respect for their government when the government clearly views them as nothing more then slaves to be ordered around.

>>740026339
>ID cards were scrapped in 2010
They don't have drivers licenses there?

>>740026138
They weren't hacked, it was poojeet working at snoy that had access to everyone's accounts all they needed to do was use the loophole of getting Playstation ID, a couple purchase details and using snoys own recovery system.

>>740026339
I remember that petition, they just said 'yeah so this thing is to keep your kids safe' then wernt on a 5 minute tangent of what the bill was supposed to do, ignoring ithe petition entirely.
Then the digital ID shit got scrapped by Kier, but it didn't matter - the age verification was set in stone because that was what they REALLY wanted to pass, they have been trying to use the internet to get people's data for decades.

I only play single player games so I can ignore all the snoy emails about this right?

>>740026867
make sure to offline proof your console so it can work without internet

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They should just let me point the camera at my head to show my thin crown to verify my age.....

>>740026867
>inb4 discs for M-rated games stop working
there's a reason why PS5 requires BD-drive online verification

How come this shit is always used for annoying evil shit and never good shit? Like why cant it be used to stop hackers from getting into your accounts?

>>740026437
Still shows how Sony can't be trusted with any information at all

>>740027002
>Like why cant it be used to stop hackers from getting into your accounts?
why would they want to protect you?

>>740020818
I opened up my ps5 controller to break the mic on purpose to stop this. I didnt trust the mute button.

>>740027002
because it was never about protecting anything, just to get info on people and track them legally without a warrant
hackers will continue stealing your data and sending tons of scam emails, in fact it is way easier now that the data is just sitting there on their servers with barely any security

This shit is all obviously became of Israel criticism online.

>>740022829
Why is snoy the only one that makes me do it right now? I have a ps5 and a series s and a switch and only snoy has sent me emails about this.