What games do uncs (25+) play?
>>740019820paying taxes
>>740019820>"Unc" is short for "uncle." Originally rooted in African American Vernacular English (AAVE) and hip-hop culture
>>740019820>>740019902>>740019926i need some advice from you guys, im 42 here. I've been playing video games all my life, in many different genres, from Civilization to Warcraft to Wolfenstein 3D to Halo to Half Life to Fallout to Fornite to Red Dead Redemption to The Witcher to Cyberpunk 2077 and many in between. My wife knew this shortly after we met and of course when we got married. She had always said that she doesn't "get them" or understand why anyone would want to play them but she understood that it was something I found relaxing and enjoyable.Fast forward to this week and she flat out tells me (while we were arguing about something else) that she thinks video games are juvenile, she can't believe that a 42 year old man plays them, and that playing them makes me less attractive to her. For reference, I'm a manager at work, we have a nice house, four kids and 2 dogs. So it's not like I'm just bumming around. And I take care of my hygiene and appearance - basically I don't fall into any of the negative gamer stereotypes. I also play when everyone else is asleep so it's not cutting into family or housework time. It does mean that I tend to sleep in on weekend mornings though, which she doesn't like, as she's more of a morning person.what do? Is there any hope of her changing how she feels? She knows that some of them are very much not for kids and that it's a bigger industry than movies, but it doesn't change how she feels. Should I give up gaming? That would feel like a huge sacrifice but would probably have big benefits. Or do we just live with this?
>>740020194it took you 42 years to find out gaming is a 'ig ick for women?
>>740020194I have decided I'm not wasting any energy on such typical foids, I'm gonna dark triad maxx and use them, if I find a tomboy that plays videogames wife her, the rest isn't worth my time
>>740019820>25+cope, unc is 21+
>>740019820Neeting
>>740019820I play Slay the Spire 2, Old School RuneScape, and Street Fighter 6
>unc's definition is changing so fast that genuine middle aged people aren't called uncs anymoreI think I'd kill myself if I was a zoomer in my 20s
>>740020578why are you so sensitive and insecure about your age?I just find it funny when a teen calls me unc and I just go along with it
>>740020578Unc was always 25+
>>740020578Such is the way of using niggerbabble.
I'm in my fifties and I enjoy Tetris and play Fortnite with my wife.
>>740019820How old are you op?
>>740020731>niggerbabbleunc is literally just Ojisan
>>740020842See: >>740019926Can't you read, "cuz"?
>>740020194Assuming this isn't a bait-posting LARP, it sounds like there is some other underlying issue. You said>while we were arguing about something elseso it's probably something she just said in anger to hurt you in the moment and doesn't really logically believe (for the reasons you said), even if deep down in her gut she "feels" video games are stupid. You should focus on making up with her.There's no point in giving up on gaming unless you think it's producing some kind of negative impact on you personally, which it doesn't sound like it does.
>>740019926Unc is short for uncool you geriatric fucks
>>740020578Its just the new boomer and a boomer was always anyone older than you. Chill.
30yo this year and never had sex. what spell should I unlock first?
>>740020842Ojisan is considered somewhat polite. I would say "unc" is more like Ossan.
>>740020578I think I'd kill myself if I were a zoomer, period
>>740021095Get on tinder, immediately.
>>740021095basic healing spell, will save your life one day
>>740021092>a boomer was always anyone older than you.Boomer is a member of the baby boom generation, which is why they're called "boomers".Words mean things.
>>740021095Magic missile. Thank me later.
>>740021095Same. Didn't even unlock spells
>>740020194>im 42 here.Is that why you type like the average 14 year old redditor?
>>740020194Proving to me that mindraping myself into liking dick out of pure hatred for women was the correct choice. I even tried to break my own rules and date a female again before my current partner and within 3 weeks she was trying to change every single thing about me. I fucking hate women, meanwhile my furfag femboy wife actually does all my cooking and cleaning, pays most of the bills and not only sucks my dick but even plays videogames with me on the regular. Why humiliate yourself just to reproduce? The kids weren't worth it.
>>740021202I know that but we were talking about meme speak and in meme speak boomer and unc mean someone older than you, your genuinely retarded if you think kids out there even know what a baby boomer is.
>>740020194Videogames are basically a mix of movies and games, what's not to love?Show her some resident evil so she can goon to Leon or make her play Sims.
>>740019926When you call something cool, as in good, that's because some jazz listening negro said that when he heard a "lick" that he liked.
>>740021312>if you think kids out there even know what a baby boomer is.GenZ are in their 20s now. "They're young" stopped being an excuse years ago; they're just stupid.
>>740021158no
>>740019820Pokemon Team Rocket Edition
>>740020578>>740021150Seething corpses.
>>740021267You didn't get the owl bringing you a message?
No games.What I do instead, is I wait for the one streamer that I watch to go live, then, once he does, I keep him playing on a background whilst I alt+tab onto a game engine to endlessly refine the look of my game's first level instead of working on it's actual gameplay features, or, alternatively, I decide on a movie to watch, then I keep on alt+tabbing inbetween the movie and the stream whenever I get bored.
>>740021369do you seriously not know what slangs are?once a term gets used a lot they lose their original meaning, don't know why I have to explain this shit though
>>740020194Yo I am not reading all that shit. I'm sorry. Or congratulations.
>>740021440Nah man i was lied to this entire time
>>740021440>tfw squish >just squish>no magic powersfeels squish, man
>>740020194This is why I'll never get married. fuck that shit
>>740019820Mostly old stuff I missed out on while growing up but saw in magazines back in the day. But I'm starting to run out of stuff that appeals to me specifically so I resort to replaying my most beloved games every now and then.Occasionally there are also indie games that stand out from the crowd.
>>740019820>Solo: Dwarf Fortress, Crusader Kings>w/ Wife: ESO, Project Zomboid>w/ Kids: Minecraft, Icarus, Valheimand other titles usually within one or two steps of these
>>740019820I just played the prologue of Primal on TTS. Pretty fun. Basically a turn-BASED monster hunter game. There is an official MHW board game but it's only like a babby version of MHW.
>>740021095magic missile, it scales up with your levels and as a pure magic attack it's much harder to resist than elemental damage
>>740020194https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/42%20here.%20I%27ve%20been%20playing%20video%20games%20all%20my%20life/
>>740021158isn't tinder completely pay2win nowadays?never used it
>>740022259Not really. My drug dealer NEETbuddy got some action recently from it as he doesn't really leave his apartment.
>>740019820i play a lot of emulated stuff and souls games i guess.
>>740019926Right, we should have used "AEfeyaledd", old anglosaxon for "this old geezer over here"Fucking uncs....
>>740020194She doesn't respect you. There's no coming back from that. If you spinelessly drop hobbies for her approval, she'll respect you even less. I'm sorry you couldn't see what a shallow cunt she was before trapping yourself with kids. One thing is for sure: If she isn't having an affair, she's going to. How you respond to that is a simple question of how much your pride is worth to you.
>>740020194Epic reddit post fellow 4gaggerkarma uploaded
>>740022259It's height to win
>>740022341To be fair, as a drug dealer he's probably very attractive to girls who don't have better means to score drugs.
>>740022598Drug dealers can get free pussy if they do it right
>about to turn 40 in a few years
>>740019820I'm 28 and play turn-based and Fromsoft games exclusively. Nioh as well but that's the only action series I play.
>>740020194>what do?Stop posting fanfiction on 4chan.orgBut also tell her to stfu, this is your hobby and always has been.
>>740020194The larp never ends. If it's real tell her to get fucked and play video games in front of her. Or cuck out and sell or throw out every single one of your games/consoles and never play them ever again.
>>740019820I'm 29(unc af I know), I play KCD2 and Snowrunner.
>>740020194I bet she watches netflix or other streaming slop on her freetime as "her hobby". >what do?have sex
>>740021095>using magicdidn't beat the game
>>740020194Just pull your weight so when she complains you can explain to her you are pulling your weight. If she continues explain women have their own entertainment that is ick. Like reality TV.Every relationship is like that. The pay off is companionship, another income, help with the chores and family life. Kids are work but great.If that doesnt work you married a bitch and thats your fault.
>>740021095summon a semen demon
>>740021095motivate spirit
>>740019820I hoard roms on my modded consoles, flash carts and retro consoles. I don't have time to play video games because I work 2 jobs and have a kid.
last week i got door kickers 2 and elden ring nightreigndk2 is cool but nightreign is like cracklooking forward to wardogs
>>740022702That is a mans peak. You still have your health and now you have money and stability too. Its a joyous time.
The games I play keep getting harder and harder. I don't have the patience for playing really casual stuff any more. I'd rather read a manga or watch a documentary or something than play a movie game. And it's not so much that the game is hard in and of itself, it's enjoyable to learn things. There's like a give and take where it's stressful but more rewarding. I don't see vidya as something to just "chill" with and I don't want to become idle and let my brain go to mush.
>>740021382Summon "shower". Summon "clean new cloths". Summon "fresh haircut". Then send your summons to battle against human females in a bar.At bar engage combat.>oh do you have a french accent? What brings you to here?or>I cant help noticing you are looking really good.Then battle commences.
>>740023925Genuinely what is the benefit of being in a relationship, I seriously don't get it
>>740019820I'm 35 and I'm unironically enjoying Starfield. Aside from that I pretty much only play stuff from 1997-2012. Probably why I love Starfield so much because everyone's complaint is that it was outdated game design and felt like they just ported Skyrim to space, which I think is fantastic. Other than that it's stuff like StarCraft, Warcraft 3, OG Stalker trilogy, all the pre 3D Pokemon gens, and all the console slop I can handle (timesplitters 2, skate 2, NFS hot pursuit 2, JRPGs) The only exception I make for new games are things with sexualized characters where I can stare at their ass and get horny like Stellar Blade and The First Descendant. Playing that for a few days gets me horny enough to finally jerk off or have sex again once a week or so.
>>740019902You're a moron if you haven't figured out how to evade taxes in 2026.
>>740024090You don't need to touch your dick anymore to orgasm.
>>740024090>>740023460
>>740024090someone to talk to and help with tasks, to deal with the general problems in lifepersonally i just want one to hang out with once in a while, but would never want to live with someone
>>740024126>The only exception I make for new games are things with sexualized characters where I can stare at their ass and get horny like Stellar Blade and The First Descendant. Playing that for a few days gets me horny enough to finally jerk off or have sex again once a week or so.Jesus, is this bait or real....
>>740024178Do tell more
>>740021050>you 70+ year old fucksThis word does not mean what your newfag ass thought it meant.
Test
In recent memory I have played:>3D Dot Game Heroes>Crash 2>Gex 2/3>BK Nostalgia 64>Twilight Princess>A Link to the Past>Oracle of Ages>Deathsmiles>NEO TWEWY>Alice in Wonder Underland>Game Game Developer>Silver Case>Ariana and the Elder Codex>Fatal Frame 2 Remake>REmake>ControlProbably some other stuff I forgot. Granted, I don't have much attention span and jump around vidya a lot, but while I haven't dove deep into all of them I have played at least a bit of all of them.
Gregtech new horizons, retail wow, wow classic and old rpgs
>>740024291The dick stops working as you age.
>>740024393It's probably from cranking it to porn your whole life.
>>740024240The less I have to think about sex the better.>someone to talk to and help with tasks, to deal with the general problems in lifeLike what? I've been living alone for like 19 years and not once have I been like "a woman could solve this". There is no woman on this planet who could possibly understand me lol, people in general can never truly understand each other. It's just cope.
>>740019820Gothic 2, Ape Escape
Im 36 and enjoying car pokemon (forza), but already feel like im at the point where i can only play multiplayer, which is just too hard sometimes. its nice having a tuned car ready for any possible race though.also tried to get back into poe2, played it last time at release. i mean the game looks very nice but the campaign feels like such a slog, just beat act2 and thinking of stopping already.
god i wish i was dead
>>740024439I'm not him though. What did you think these were for?
>>740024456a woman could teach you how to quote properly
>>740024565Doubt it!
>>740024534keep going, in case it gets better
>>740020194Provided your post sn't a complete larp, you have to understand that women are very sensitive to criticism & basically just shut down over being criticized, so women think that men also operate this way even though we don't. From her perspective, she thinks that if she criticizes your hobby then you will magically give up your hobby because this strategy works very well towards other women she interacts with. You have to lay boundaries, quickly dismiss her criticism because practically your hobby for occasional gaming in your free time isn't causing any issues, and continue engaging in your hobby. Most likely, her "issue" with the fact you enjoy gaming isn't even the crux of the matter and she's probably just frustrated that she isn't spending as much time as she wants with you, and from her own mind, she thinks that if you stopped engaging in your own hobbies then you will magically begin to spend more time with her. You have to confront her & ask her to open up about what the real reason she's upset is, and then find some way for both of you to work on it. If the issue really is that she just wants to spend more time with you, then eventually, after getting to meat of the matter, you could try to introduce her to games that you think she'll like. If she doesn't understand purely because she's never played them, then this indicates she's not a very open person, which means that she will eventually accept things if they become the norm but only if they become the norm; so if you introduce her to Wii Sports or whatever, and it becomes normal that this is a method of spending time with each other, then she will seek to engage in it.
>>740019820Christ, this thread again?>>>/r9k/>>>/r9k/>>>/r9k/>>>/r9k/
>>740024393What does that have to do with playing slop for weeks so you can finally get a boner, that's just grim lol
>>740020194If you like gaming, then keep gaming. If it makes you unattractive to her, then tell her you're sorry she feels that way but you're not dropping gaming to just make her feel better. Nor would you ever make her feel like less of a person for enjoying HER hobbies, so you should be given that same courtesy.If she persists, then there's nothing more you can do outside of divorce. If she really wants to throw her happy life away over something so trivial, then by all means let her. It's pathetic of her to get mad at you for doing something you love. You shouldn't have to give up things that bring you joy just so your wife feels more secure about herself. Your REAL significant other would never act this way.
>>740024976You need more stimulation to get erect as your dick stops working.
>>740019820Boomer games
>>740024360Are you retarded?
>>740019820Im 38
25+ is PREHISTORIC20+ is unc status
>>740021095I was a wizard for two whole weeks and didn't get any powers
mostly paradox map painters since I can just pause them and do something else or go afkreally, any game that can do that is fineI feel the need to avoid games that agitate my wrists though, it got to the point where it hurt to cram DDR inputs for Helldivers 2. Take care of your wrists and all that.
>>740020194>Woman in a relationship says anything she can think of in the heat of an argument to wound her partners egoThat's just what they do. She read in some female hive mind internet article or magazine that other "women" (lonely frigid bitch columnist dikes) that it was "icky" and "bad" and a "real turnoff" and a "major red flag" by the hive mind so that's just what she thinks now. Women develop their opinions by committee. The worst thing you could do was emotionally react to it. Just stone-faced say "I don't care" and don't let her push you around. As soon as she realizes that you'll bend under pressure to her every whim is when she starts thinking shit like "he can't lead me, he'll do anything I tell him to do"Just tell her to mind her own fucking business. In a more civilized time you would have been able to pop her across the mouth but sadly nowadays that's no longer an option.Tell her to mind her own fucking business.
>>740025025Why does your dick need to work? Like imagine if you stopped needing to eat or drink or breath. That would be a godsend, like a super power.
>>740019820I will continue to play Kirby until I die, and nobody will fucking stop me.
>>740024534me too
>>740025321Orgasm is beneficial to the human body.
>>740025727It isn't. It's a release of endorphins and a massive waste of a bunch of various biochemical compounds and salts and minerals.That's it.
>>740025813>it's a release of endorphinsYeah, which is beneficial to the human body.>waste of biochemical compoundsThat are already "wasted" well in advance of the orgasm.
>>740025813pretend I posted that comic where mickey asks donald duck if he'll die like a dog
>>740024178*avoidDon't call it evasion retard.
>>740025928LMAO, THIS DUDE JERKS OFF FOR STRESS RELIEF, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>740020194I'm not big into whataboutism but I'm sure she has hobbies she's had since she was younger, we do not arbitrarily age out of things we like. Does she like to eat sweets? Oh wow that must be pretty childish. Does she watch films? Oh huh that's pretty childish, kids watch films. Does she enjoy puppies? The m, I dunno kids like puppies.This is like actually a making-her-talk-to-another-reasonable-woman type of moment though because I assume since you haven't convinced her yet it's because she's not listening.
>I need to play Chinese movie games for weeks to get a semi-erect penis so I can "relieve stress"
>>740026059Serious question, why did you reply to that post
>>740022702ive seen a much of 40s dudes not really giving a shit about anything and enjoying themselvesyou should too and the gen z anons as well
>>740021095spoilers since I am a 38yo wizard: The only spell you get is a protection spell for your virginity
>>740019820>36>Stuck in the "this doesn't seem fun; I should do something else" cycleLately, I've just been playing FFXIV because it's something to do. Been trying to get into FFXVI on fren's recommendations, and it's ok. I'm just struggling to stick with anything right now but nothing really seems appealing.I keep telling myself I should spend time away from the house and focus on some other hobbies to reignite the love for games. But I'm so burned out by the time the weekend rolls around, that I can't muster the energy to go anywhere.
Stardew valley once every like 2 years and I nolife the shit out of it playing 11 hours a day every day until I get tired, mods or vanilla depending on how I feel that time
>>740019820>uncs (25+)25+ is unc??? The fuck I'm 24 don't tell me I will be an unc next year I still feel so fucking young I can't be an unc
This thread is absolutely sickening. Like this website should be the absolute last place I can find the normalfag mind virus, yet here we are. Why do you care about other people? They bring you no joy. They can only temporarily be used before being discarded. They are tools. And you are terrible tools, becuase you can't help me with my hobbies anymore. Humanity is a fucking plague. All anyone has ever done was inconvenience me.
35 here, I've been playing a lot of let's see.... Timeshift and a little indie roguelike called Froggy Hates Snow. I'm currently working on acquiring a SCUBA diving certification in-between work and playing these games so I've got something else I'm excited about/hopeful for.You gotta go out and live. Can't always just be vidya.
>>740019820starsectorgensindiablo 2
>>740019820>49>cs always>battlefield always>dune awakening again>poe2 again>nuclear option starting>snowrunner on and off
I'd sooner kill myself than end up being like this>>740026464 fetid abomination.
>>740020194Let me guess, you’re a nice guy beta male pussy. You need to be more aggressive and pretend-rape her or something Women don’t like pussies like you, I doubt she was even attracted to you in the first place, your just her simp provider
>>740026525it's probably just a shitpost, bro
>>740020194Obviously video games is a turn off. Who gives a fuck? It obviously doesn't matter if you've made it this far. Is this the first time she went for a low blow to hurt your feelings? Even the best chicks pull that from time to time
>>740020194If there's any proof that 4chan has gone to shit, it's all of the retards responding to this pasta
Imagine still genuinely, sincerely caring about what women think, feel or want, lmao.>b-b-but PUSSY!Hire an escort>b-b-but MUH FAMILY Every single married and offspring-having motherfucker I've ever met is fucking MISERABLE. So miserable in fact, that bitching and whining incessantly about his wife/kids day in and day out IS his "hobby"
>>740019820Endless Alice, Guild Wars and Noita. I'm also 45.>>740020194"I love video games and they're my favourite hobby. I earn good money and take care of the family, and i'm not willing to compromise on that. I don't intend to give up my hobbies sand be miserable for the rest of my life just because someone doesn't like them."however i wouldn't know since the missus plays games with me, and i ask anyone criticizing my hobbies to suck my dick
>>740026525You only think that because you are weak of mind and soul and cannot fathom an ubermensch such as myself who has evolved past such base needs. You are obviously lashing out because I am challenging your severely flawed perception of reality, and that scares you. But I waste my time, as you are disgusting normalcattle who is worth less than the dirt beneath my soles>>740026552I am being completely 100% serious. I despise the human race and want revenge for their transgressions against me.
>>740019820I have only been playing old gamesFinished 4 yakuza games this year (the undub versions of the ps2 games and both psp one, all back to back) and now i have been replaying GTA4 for nostalgia sake. It is one of my comfort series.I have also slowly playing trough all PS2 games I have missed back in the day together with a few favorites. Will probably play def jam FFNY or some undub japanese game.I also play third strike on occasion. Even played it with a few fellow /v/irgins.Recently I have been more focused on doing well at work. IT not too demanding but it does requires a few more hours than I expected but I don't mind because I am paid by hour. I also receive in dollars so for a south American like me I am basically making a shitload of money. Because of that I am trying to get more into investing and other money making opportunities. Who knows how long will I have this job so might as well make as much as possible while I can. Hopefully I'll be able to retire earlier. I have seen how my parents and other live with the regular government regiment and I don't plan on working past 45, only got 11 years to make it happen.
>>740026976Shockingly based
>>740022259Nope. Pic related, they structurally can't make it so, payment mostly just buys convenience or>I want to fuck in a non-home city, spam me right tf nowwhich pretty much only makes sense for business travelers and entertainers aren't confident in the local groupie/bar scene
>>740020194Sorry, all that text made me dizzy. What were you saying about your ex-wife?
>>740027259>picMan it's actually depressing what people have turned themselves into.>gotta base my entire existence on the quantifiable pussy algorithmNormalfags are an absolute enigma to me
>>740026416You are supposed to be married by 21 and start a family by 22-23, so being 25+ makes you an uncle.
>>740020194lmao this nigga fell for the marriage meme
>>740027397[finger pointing at screen emoji] ha! this one isn't sex motivated! everyone laugh!
>>740027457only if you are dark skinned , sandperson or asian bru. the rest of the world def doesnt think so
>>740027457Fucking bitch got 6 kids and can't even afford it man
Am 37 and had fun with Ys Seven, Brandish the Dark Revanant, Black Rock Shooter and Zexion this year. Currently attempting 7th Dragon 2020 where you can find Miku in it which unlocks an alt soundtrack with Migu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQ8X-4ZCFo
>740026976Didn't read
do you uncs have any other hobbies besides vidya?
>>740022462Do you ever wonder why all your slang is from niggers? Does it seem organic to you?
>>740027872You did read that and it infuriated you. Fuck you. Will never know the burden I undertake by being so much better than all of you. And thats what it all comes down to - my superiority. Nearly everyone I've ever met either despised me or has come to despise me for no other reason than I am just better than them. You think you can other me and pressure me into being like you. Well, bad news. It's not gunna work. You are ants, and I am elephant. Why should I, someone so far above you, concern myself with what you think? It just makes no sense
>Replied again with le smug annymayDidn't read that one either, lol.
I recently heard somebody say low key out loud. I honestly thought that was something we said to mock the young but turns out they actually say such things.
>>740028345weak bait made me replykys yourself
>>740020194she sounds low iq
Man I really want to fuck >>740026976 in the ass until he's happyDoomer anon needs correction badly and he knows he can't beat the D
I used to think the wizard meme was a joke, that humans live to 70 how can life be over at 30 but now I'm on my way to 40 and realized it couldn't be more true. Life grinds to a halt at 30 and making big changes like getting married or starting a new career feel almost impossible if you haven't done it by then
>>740019820Old games and indie games that copy from old games.
>will turn 25 soonNONONO IM NOT READY AAAAAAAAA I'M SORRY FOR CALLING MILLENIALS GRANDPAS PLEASE TAKE ME BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>740021158only chads get matches on appsirl too, it's over
>>740028974bullshit, i'm 45 and i completely career changed at around 30, and then at about 40
>>740028836It is not bait. I am genuinely better than most people on earth and it is actually really unfair that I gotta with retards for a retards just to survive and support my hobbies. This is why we need meritocracy. So the peons can toil away for their superiors while I pursue things that are actually interesting
>>740019820Sekiro.
>>740029225>with retards for a retardsWork with retards for a retard*
>>740019820Just turned 31 todayI'm playing Megaman legends 1, Monster Hunter freedom unite with my wife and younger brother (gonna play the entire franchise with them minus the ps2 ones and MMOS), Rune Factory 3 special, and Endless AliceWe just beat the dual tigrex fight and in MHFU and I'm so proud of them, they're getting so good at this game compared to when we started and they could barely dodge the rathalos. Wife is using bow while my little brother is using greatsword and I'm just switching to whatever I feel like since I like all the weapons.Reply with Akarins to unsubscribe from my blog and have a good day fellow anicent war veterans (by anime standards)
>>740029154Good on you but thats not the same as saying it's just as easy to do at 40 than it is 20
>>Zoomers think 25 is "unc" territory but if my 35 year old ass wanted to FUCK a 25 year old zoomers would ALSO label me as a "pedophile" because suddenly "25 is too young" now once the context changes.Kill zoomers.
34 and still goingI'm a lolicon
>>740029295If you're gunna pretend to be me at least format your posts right
>>740029578Just say pedophile next time
>>740019820I'm playing the woman hating gameIf you hate women, you win
>>740020578if you're over 20, you're already ancient. world has already moved on, you're no longer the target audience
>>740029543yeah zoomers are insufferable
>>740021445Seems like distractions are really getting in the way for you
>>740029543Zoomers are just tsundere for your older cock anonThey like to spice up sex with age gap shit easier so they call every gap pedophilia so they can get off on being the small weak child getting dominated by the big older man instead of the adult having normal sex like they actually are.Younger girls are the best, society just keeps encouraging sex with them by making older men even more fetish magnets and giving every single zoomer daddy issues. They're also very easy to get into your old ass hobbies and vidya once you got them hooked, it's also fun to bother them by spouting their brain rot memes at them as an old man.T. 11 years older than my wife and been happily married 6 years
>>740021095I don't have anything to add, I just want to post a wizard too
>>740027731>Brandish the Dark RevenantGiga based game, I need to replay it sometime.
>>740019820I have been trying to play cozyslop games but they are boring, I'm playing lost and found co. it looks cute and it is meant to be relaxing and whatever but I think cozyslop is not for me, or maybe point and click games are just boring I don't know.
>>740029438Happy birthday anon!
>>740021095Summon a sex doll familiar.
>>740029953He's not a US politician yet
>>740030338>Seven year itch coming upUh-oh
>>740029524i agree, but don't say it's almost impossible. it's only impossible for people who have given up. be the change you want to see in yourself.
>>740024090you're lovedyou're not alonethey'll help you when it's difficult for youthey cook for yousexthey'll help you raise your kidmake your partner deal with taxesbring meds at 3am to help with their headachewatch eat togetherwatch tv togetherclean the house togetherdrive around the neighborhood at night to criticize neighbors homesfreak out when something happens to your partner and you take them to the hospital and spend 5-7 hours on the waiting room drinking cheap coffeeyou can use their family members to take care of the kidsetcboth of you do this to one another.
>>740024090i'm in a relationship and my wife just helped me with a dungeon questso it's like having a reliable npc in your party i guess
>>740020194Hit your wife.
>>740029953Using the P word is antisemitic, chud.
>>740019820>uncs (25+)if you're above 19 you're an ancient unc
>>740024090The point is to share your time with someone on the same level as you, but everybody is doing it wrong
>>740030826Is any of this sounds appealing? Because it doesn't. Who wants to live like this? My ideal life is being hooked up to a machine that doesn't takes care of my needs of food, water, and sleep while I just play video games for the rest of eternity. Is that not a common desire???
>>740019926>African American Vernacular Englishthis isn't a real thingand if you search AAVE you will find out that it just means the lending protocol on Ethereumthat's what AAVE means, nothing else
>>740019820Russian roulette
>>740030826Modern women do none of this btw
>>740031029>people have different desires than me? how could this be?actual sociopath itt
>>740030976Then why do you freak the fuck out when I fuck 19 year olds?
>>740020194rape your wife just like that guy in the greentext if she confronts you about raping her, you rape her as response, just like he did too
>>740021369Sturgeon's Law
>>740031107>sociopathno, that's autism, get your mental illnesses right
>>740031107I'm aware that other people want different things, Anon. I just think those people are subhuman and brainless and aren't worthy of my time or respect. What about this is hard for you?
>>740031198weak bait again, made me reply
>>740031107He's pretending for (You)s stop giving him direct responses. The post where he called himself an "ubermensch" alongside a picture of an anime child should have been a dead giveaway.Stop replying to him directly.
>>740019820I don't play games
>>74001982026 (just learned I have a white hair on my beard today)Legend of Legaia
>>740030976>19+ is unc>so you dont mind if i fuc--->NONONON NOT LIKE THAT AAAAAA
>>740031274yeah my bad, i must be getting too old and jaded cause lately i've been getting into too much retarded arguments on 4chinz
>>740030826>you're lovedIt's more important to love yourself than rely on others to do it for you>you're not aloneWhat is the benefit of not being alone>they'll help you when it's difficult for youI don't need help so this means I'll be spending more time helping someone else>they cook for youIt takes me one hour to cook food for an entire week>sexWhy would I want that>they'll help you raise your kidWhy would I want a kid>make your partner deal with taxesWhat do you even mean by this? I just fill out a w2 form and give it to my accountant>bring meds at 3am to help with their headacheI don't get headaches>watch eat togetherThis is more of you being afraid of being alone>watch tv togetherThis is more of you being afraid of being alone>clean the house togetherThis is an extremely minor task>drive around the neighborhood at night to criticize neighbors homesThis sounds awful>freak out when something happens to your partner and you take them to the hospital and spend 5-7 hours on the waiting room drinking cheap coffeeThis doesn't even make sense>you can use their family members to take care of the kidsI don't want kids>etcWhen you're in a relationship you have to make serious sacrifices for someone else and give up your individuality. It's not worth it.
>>740020194I know you're larping but it's sad knowing there are men out there who get shamed by their family for enjoying their hobbies, though that type tends to diminish or belittle your accomplishments as well, my guess it's their life is boring/unfulfilling so they decided acting like little bitches was their personality.
>>740031465>What is the benefit of not being aloneIf something happens to you that incapacitates you to some degree but you can be easily saved having someone else means you won't slowly die on the spot instead
>>740019820Better Be Kid.
>>740031272>>740031274>>740031379This is not bait or trolling. I have attempted to "sympathize" with others time and time again, but it just hasn't worked. I can not, for the life of me, imagine why anyone would want to ruin their own fun and life just to have a woman be in it. Like I can imagine a new color before I can imagine that. What conclusion am I supposed to draw besides "normalfags are animals and I am above them"?
>>740031537So I have to sacrifice my entire state of being because there is a small chance I'll slip in the shower some day
>740031667Again, I haven't read a single post you've made ITT
>>740031734You have and I'm getting annoyed by your repeated insistence otherwise. Stop trolling me. I'm giving you the kind of wisdom dudebro redpill grifters hide from you, and this is the thanks I get? Unbelievable.
>>740030826>you're lovedI love myself and so does my waifu>you're not aloneI'm not alone when all the people I hate live in my puter and my waifu is in there too (I don't hate her)>they'll help you when it's difficult for youI like to do things my way, solo is better for that>they cook for youBut I like cooking, it is fun>sexI do have a sex doll, it literally has sex in the name>they'll help you raise your kidI hate kids>make your partner deal with taxesI don't do taxes>bring meds at 3am to help with their headacheI have a small pharmacy with all the generic medicine just in case >watch eat togetherI like to eat alone>watch tv togetherI don't watch TV>clean the house togetherI can do it on my own>drive around the neighborhood at night to criticize neighbors homesThat sounds fucking stupid, why would I want to do that?>freak out when something happens to your partner and you take them to the hospital and spend 5-7 hours on the waiting room drinking cheap coffeeThat sounds like a bad experience, no thanks>you can use their family members to take care of the kidsI hate people's family members
>Smug annymay again Didn't read.
>>740032248Okay, fine, no heckin' evil anime for the baby. Happy? Now stop being a slimy little pissant and read, because there is a vanishingly small (but still present) chance you'll actually learn something from my posts.
Haven't even read your posts but even I can tell you're MAD AS FUCK lmao
>>740019820I play indies and old games. Mostly arcade like shmups, beat em ups, puzzle etc I can't do AAA or movieslop games anymore.
I read more than I play vidya these days.
>>740020194>she can't believe that a 42 year old man plays them, and that playing them makes me less attractive to her.tell her to fuck off then?manliness restoredbut honestly you dont have to be the perfect person for your wife do what you enjoy she probably does stuff that makes her less attractive to you as well
I'm trying Diablo I for the first time. Aside from that, I'm achievement hunting DasI-DaSIII, currently on NG+ in DaSII.
>>740031029sounds like a pretty bad life to mebut if it makes you happy i can hardly argue with itdo you have autism by any chance?
>>740019820hoi4not even a chud
>>740033370I think he's either a narcissist or a sociopath. It's hard to shitpost like this and convincingly keep up the facade.
>>740033370>he doesn't want to upload his consciousness to a loli robot and become immortalvery unbased
>>740031029On /v/ it should be. Though if the post you're replying to didn't mention kids or "ha ha we drive around looking at houses for fun isn't that so kooky!" it'd be more understandable
>>740033370>>740033626I got psychologically tested back in high school and they found nothing wrong with me. I see that normalfags, on the other hand, are constantly blabbering on about "muh mental health" and drugging themself because big pharma needs $$$. So, hmm... who's REALLY the broken one
Weeb genocide when? >>740033949 this kind of shit needs to STOP
>>740034009If the entire board was posts like this I suspect people would actually come here again. You're fascinated by it, don't lie.
>>740034009It doesn't. It needs to be fostered and propagated so as mant can be saved and see the light as possible. Old 4chan recognized this, invaders like you don't.
Nah. No (You) for you.
>>740024456>19 y.o faggotyou're still young retard
>>740034269I'm 36 dawg
>>740019820puyo puyo tetris 2 and just regular tetris at that
>>740019820>get told that amnesia the bunker is cool and better than alien isolation >end up doing item management, hauling fuel tanks to my lair, collecting molotov cocktails that I can't even use because I didn't find a lighter yet, and be infinitely annoyed at ugly rats with bulging eyes gnawing at my ankles everywhere I fucking gowhat a piece of shit I'd rather replay alien. The older you get the less you want to put up with stupid shit. They come back incessantly, I can't even kick them, this shit is ass. They're worse than the monster itself.Fuck you amnesia the bunker.
>>740020995Women don't just say things in anger to hurt you. They slip the mask in those moments and reveal their true feelings>>740020194All you have to do is level the playing field. Let her know you find some dumb shit she's engrossed in to be completely retarded and a major turn-off. Tell her that, then immediately fuck her brains out. If she turns you down, wait til you're in bed together and then jerk off next to her and go to sleep without a complaint or saying a word. She'll feel completely fucking useless and be on the steps towards realizing what a dumb cunt she's being. Women act better when they feel like shit. When they're riding high, their egos get so out of whack the delusional high becomes the new baseline. It's why humbling them is so effective.
>>NOOOOOOOOOO, EVERYONE NEEDS TO POST LITTLE CARTOON GIRLS FROM ASIAN CARTOONS INITIALLY AIMED AS SMALL FEMALE JAPANESE CHILDREN, REEEEEEEE!!! YOU ARE LE INVADER!!I'd literally kill myself if I ended up like (You), lol.
>>740034529This reads like some normalfaggot Ross game dungeon tier post
>>740019820I played Endless Alice today.
>>@740020194>30 no thoughts having niggers and ai bots replying to blogpost pastafuck the goyternet
>>740021095The unfuck the nearest linux distro spell. ( once a week, 20 minutes casting time )
>>740034603These "cartoons" are for mature, rational adults such as myself. Manbabies like you should stick to Warhammer and other slop. And why would you kill yourself if you were me? I am literally happier and more content than all of you combined. The only scenario I'd kill myself is if I couldn't play games anymore (losing my hands, solar flare knocking out the power grids etc.) Then I would just instantly commit suicide because there is literally nothing else to live for (besides maybe anime)
Again, DIDN'T READ.
>>740019902I'm 33 and have yet to pay taxes
>>740024178If you tell me how ill shorten the barrels on some rifles for you, dont hold out on me bro...
>>740034603Onimai and Non Non Biyori are seinen. They are for adult men.https://youtu.be/OixAHggH_6AThis is for men.
>>740034636Cool, am I wrong thoweverlbeit?
Stop (You)ing me, annymay cuck. I'm not even looking at (You)r posts.
>>740035114Yeah why are you playing any of that shit
I’m getting impatient with games that have a steep learning curve.
>>740034869>>740035127It very clearly is and it's making you angry. I am not angry and never indicated such. That means I'm winning and you're losing. Either come up with a decent rebuttal or... oh, sorry! I forgot! You can't, because you have a brain the size of a walnut. Don't worry, though. I'll just take your concession and let you bow out gracefully
>Keeps responding, with extensive walls of text tooMad little bitch
>>740035218Got tired of getting killed by lil' hunter as Melting in nuclear throne. And having bad runs with no throne butt mutations made it painful. I'll play dishonored instead.
>>740020194Nigga just live with it. I know that's rich coming from a zoomer who is 20 years younger but like if your wife doesn't understand that or is taking petty shots at you verbally, then tell her you won't talk about it with her but she can't say anything derogatory about it to you or anyone else because it's a personal hobby of yours and you still pull your weight if what you say is true. If that's the case then there is literally no problem and you just both have to admit you have your own hobbies you stick to by yourselves and that's normal.
Chillin' with some Anno games or some Darkitde.Feels good playing scum or zealot zipping about chopping everything to pieces in rapid movements.>>740021095Prestidigitation
>>740035398First off, if consider my extremely short posts "walls of text", get your brain checked, because you might unironically be retarded. Second, I am not even remotely angry. I am instead laughing because you are all so pathetic. Believe me, if I was angry you'd know. My wrath is a hell you couldn't even conceive of. The jannies and mods will know it, once I release the google doc. But as for you, I gave you multiple outs but you just wouldn't take them. Well, if you insist on the humiliation continuing, I won't deny you.
>>740021050>stealing from the blacks AGAIN and calling it your ownhaven't you crackers taken enough?
>Firstly, blahblahblah...Lil' zutty STILL hasn't figured out that he's effectively talking to himself at this point
>>740036106You are really testing me, and believe me, you won't like me at my limit. Last chance. Admit defeat now, or suffer the consequences
>>740020194>asking 4chan for relationship adviceon the off chance this isn't just ai slop, you're already fucked
>Getting madGOOD
>>740036625SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU RETARDED PEON BITCH. I HAVE HAD IT UP TO FUCKING HER WITH YOU CASUALS SHITTING UP MY SPACES AND STALKING/HARASSING ME. I AM NOT EVEN ASKING FOR ANYTHING MAJOR. JUST PLAY GOOD GAMES AND DON'T TALK ABOUT SHIT GAMES. IT'S THAT SIMPLE. AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL THE SLOP SPAM AND TROLLING, I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT. YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE THROWN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE. REPENT NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. ALSO I KNEW YOU WERE READING MY POSTS. YOU LOSE. CONCEDE. STOP BEING STUBBORN AND ACCEPT MY SUPERIORITY ALREADY.
Uh-oh, melty!
Anyone reach the point where you wish there was an imageboard for boomers?
Currently replaying Digimon Time Stranger, Xenoblade 3, and trying to resist starting a NG+ run of Tales of Vesperia until I finish one of those two.I replay a lot of stuff since most new things don't interest me anymore.
>>740036951Boomer website
>>740036838IT IS NOT A FUCKING MELTY. IT'S ME FINALLY REFUSING TO BE SILENT AND FIGHTING BACK AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF THE MODS AND THE ARMIES OF FILTH THE HAVE SUMMONED. THIS IS DIVINE RETRIBUTION. I HAVE GOD ON MY SIDE. YOU ARE PROBABLY A MOD SO I'LL SAY THIS: SURRENDER NOW. I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED ABOUT YOU IN THE GOOGLE DOC. SOME OF THIS SHIT IS LIFE RUINING. IF YOU STOP NOW, I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK. IF NOT, YOU WILL KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS. I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYING ANYMORE.
>>740037154>>740036907
M E L T YELTY
>>740019820I'm mainly playing Link to the Past. Been struggling to find games that hold my attention for longer than a few hours since E33 last year, but LTTP's doing it for me. Wanna check out Mina the Hollower but I've got a laundry list of games I've bought over the last year that I haven't played and I feel like I shouldn't add to it. Also interested in The Adventures of Elliot next month.
>>740037049True. Zoomer doomer gloomer loomer toomers can't appreciate a good anonymous board. They're always asking for flags, thread IDs and IP counters because the thought of replying to the content of a post alone makes them hyperventilate.
Has anyone ever thought it was weird that these endless pointless generational war threads are always posted on peak American hours?
>>740037225FINE. DO NOT HEED ME OR MY WORDS. BUT KNOW THAT YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE. NOW YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE. I PROMISE YOU, HOWEVER BAD YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS, IT WILL GET INFINITELY WORSE. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. MY GOOGLE DOC WILL HIT THIS WEBSITE LIKE THE EPSTEIN FILES, AND YOU ALONG WITH ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS WILL BE EXPOSED. ENJOY YOUR DAYS OF PEACE WHILE THEY LAST.
Nobody is paying attention to (You)
>>740019820Blue archive Nte Underage panty quest
>740020194Posted it again award
>>740019820whatever the fuck i wantyou shouldnt limit yourself of what you play over a funny numberworld has gotten way to dogshit to care
37 hereim playing the game "i want to kill myself every day" directed by Kojima
>>740037154cute..
>>740037154so this is the power of god and anime...
never trust kitapostersavoid kitapostersshun kitaposters
>>740020194You need to beat her
40+IndiesJapanese action gamesCRPG, strategy, simulationThief fan-missionsCurrently playing ZP, Luna Abyss and Mina. Schrödinger call next.Waiting for Ace Combat, TW 40K, Travelling at night and new Castlevania.Best games of last few years have been Armored Core, Black Parade and Romancing Saga 2 remake.
>>740020194Read up on Effective Communication. Basically, you just need to talk to her about it. It's her problem that she finds it juvenile but she's probably just ill informed about the hobby. Maybe try asking her why she feels that way. It's important to see past what they're saying and into Why, because that's how you get to the root of it and things can meaningfully change.
>>740019820Nintendo games, random backlog games on Steam Deck, nostalgic games on one of those Chinese emulation handhelds. If said unc works in IT or otherwise spends 8 hours in front of a computer for work, they're probably playing TCGs or pinball
>>740019820I was playing Melee but dash dancing ruined it so I'm making my own game
>>740039483Did the wife take the kids, anon?
>>740043024i have never seen a vagina IRL
>>740036590Worse, it's reddit slop that's been posted here several times already.
>>740026416And that's about the time she walked away from meNobody likes you when you're 23
>>740028004Guitar and marathon running/training.
>>740021050I am pretty sure it's just one of those made up things no actual young adult says, but that older people began pretending they do. We had this with shit like no cap
>>740019820Drinking. I take a swig every time i die in a game
actually unc is like 20+ now
unc is 18+
>>740019820autistic cRPGs, RTS or Grand Strategy is the objectively correct answerBesides boomer shooters
IM ONLY 45! 45 IS YOUNG!DAMN UNC (17)! SKIBIDI SIGMA GYATT OHIO 67!
>>740045961Actually cringe
>>740043861Does that bother you?
>>740046438loosen up nephew
>>740046812why do you wanna know?
>>740024439Mostly this>>740024976I have access to a Nvidia H100 SXM so I used that to generate AI porn videos and I eventually got pretty good at it and I was able to generate the most depraved realistic video depictions of my most exciting fantasies and then I also bought a desk mounted automatic stroker hooked up via USB to my desktop and I was able to use a script editor to sync the stroker directly with keyframes of the videos I generated and I was then able to essentially experience the closest thing to those fantasies you can and after doing that for a bit, along with also finally asking my wife to take part in a 'mother son' fantasy with me during sex I have basically lost all my libido. I flew too close to the sun. Nothing feels exciting or 'wrong' anymore. This is why Puritans are needed. They keep depraved sex exciting. Without Puritans and guilt, there is no thrill to doing something wrong.
I work in software mostly on my macbook and when I play video games I don't want to feel at work so I got consoles for that, turn on run game on big tvmy wife isn't estranged by me because she knew how much I enjoy my video games, and I got unc friends my age who I meet up with to play 3rd strike and usfiv offlinedon't know how much kids will change that but it's still too early for me to put up the mantle, one of my friends after becoming a dad switched from console to handheld playing casino games like balatro and roguelikes, says he doesn't like the commitment and can leave the game at any time
>>740048536and what does your wife's son think of you? are you the cool step dad that plays vidya?
>>740049026we don't have kids yet, maybe when im financially ultra comfortable
just finished the murder of sonic the hedgehog. it was quite fun albeit very short
>>740020281it took you seven years to reply to stale old pasta?
>>740019820I like to build cities and drive trucks.My friends are harassing me to get into LoL or Deadlock but I'm too old (30) to run after teenagers on adderall.
>>740020194>and that playing them makes me less attractive to her.Women are retarded. Keep playing video games.
>>740020194Good job, anon. You baited all these retards into replying to this stale pasta. Take my (You). Ya earned it for exposing all these newfags.
