Oooooof the sales must be tanking to be this desperate not even one year since launch
Why do people make dumbass threads like this?
Hilarious how people keep shitting on Nintendeen meanwhile he’s been right about everything and now Nintendo is doing desperate shit like this to move software
Man, imagine having no games other than those few ports/remakes/upgrades you’re forced to bundle them because nobody buys them
>>740020234Is it not wrong. Nintendo never does shit like this, it only happens when shit isn’t selling. We already know that MKW and DKB sales have more or less flatlined
>>740020470At least Nintendo isn't paying child support
So those few thousand copies """sold""" in japan are bundles lmao
>>740020163>no deals>”nintendo are so greedy, never doing sales or anything cause they think their games are gifts from god>deals>”hahaha nintendo must be desperate, they know their shit doesn’t sell so they gotta beg people to buy their bad gamesI’m starting to think you guys just wanna shitpost
Tendisisters… it’s over…tomorrow Sony will announce the new Zelda is an exclusive for the PS5…
>>740020604Hilarious how all he did was criticize Nintendo and this was enough of an insult for you cultists to dox him and try to ruin his life. Nintendo fans really think Nintendo is their best friend
>>740020501>tfw these prices literally never ever happen in Canada
>>740020501big if true.I bought my switch bundle this weekend (chose pokopia) but would definitely like prime 4 @ $30.
>>740020234They are still waiting for the Switch 2 to fail.
>>740020780>Noooo not my heckin YouTube frienderino!
>>740020815You will pay 89.99 and you like it bud
>>740020780He deserves to get shot at like Prosafia. Fuck all video game ecelebs.
>>740020780Laughing at retard is always right, and deen is a retard. Q E D
>>740020727it took you this long to figure that out?
>Raise price>Have frequent sales that are effectively just the original price>Goyim eat it up thinking they got a good deal
>>740020780Hi Deen, still angry that Yoshi didn’t flop?
>>740020815Only because $30 USD is like $270 CAD or some bullshit like that. You need to start calling your currency Pesos.
>>740020897>ever as low as 89.99out for a rip are ya bud?>>740021125we don't even get these sales at all even though we have costco and walmart and live less than 100 miles from the border
>mfw watching Deen piss and shit himself as he tries all kinds of mental gymnastics to call Pokopia a flop
>>740020501>costco membership is expired>I had bought the expensive one ($130) which was unnecessary>have to call to get it downgraded to the saaaaaaaar! level membership but hate dealing with peoplesuffering. All this just to hope my local one has it in stock. I dunno...
What went wrong?
>>740021176Wait switch gaems cost $99 loonies now what the fuck
>>740021418the quirk chungus side characters changed it from a day 1 buy to a wait-for-sale for me.
>>740021436yep
>>740021436canada just needs to import a billion more indians.that'll solve everything.
>>740021519wtf man this is insane
>>740020163retard
>>740020470no one is falling for your delusions, deen.
>>740021582Way ahead of ya on that
>>740020673>picOnly Valve raised prices $300Sony raised them $200Xbox only $150whoever made this is gay
>>740020673retard
Nintendo lost
Snoytranies melting down on monday?What was the bad news?
>>740020163damn, guess Nintendo are the most pro consumer console makers on the market, compare that to the $1000+ Steamdeck, Valves greed cannot be matched.
>>740022748tomorrows State of Play will most likely announce a ton of Switch 2 games, like the last one did.
>>740020163Still too expensive. Give me CFW or I retire
>>740020780I have no fucking idea why niggers try to defend a lolcow like Deen, he is almost Chris Chan tier with his constant pedo worship and hard ons for getting publically raped on twitter.
>>740023612>he is almost Chris Chan tier with his constant pedo worship and hard ons for getting publically raped on twitterSounds like your average /v/eddit tendie. Why the hypocrisy?
>>740020163by the way what happened to picrel? you used to spam this shit over and over and over and over. did it ever happen?
>>740020559they were doing the same shit with switch 1 you dumb fag. remember vouchers?
>>740023705whats the hypocrisy in my post?
>>740024035anon the DQB games sold the best on Switch compared to all other systems, what kind of fantasy world do you live in?
>>740024093he probably unironically thinks what he sees on /v/ can be extrapolated to real life
>>7400240930 sources to back that up>b-but muh Famitsushut the fuck up
>>740020163I don't give a shit about any of these games. Where is the new Zelda? Nintendo console = Zelda tax. Everything else is baby shit or anime weeb incel shit.
>>740024241you're just baiting for someone to prove you wrong and do the research for you.
>>740024241why is famitsu such a trigger for you lil tumblrtard?
More bad Sony new incoming I see
>>740020501kirby for 30$ is a steal, i wish i ahve switch 2
>>740024282Tiny island with a population only enjoying mobile gacha slop.You can't extrapolate anything out if it.
>>740024271Not him but people making claims should be able to prove them. That’s how this works.
>>740020163Preparing for the Absolute State of Play, I see.
>>740024382famitsu is an island now? damn guess the niggertard degradation in your brain is getting more and more violent.
switch 2 softmod whenno hax, no buy
>>740023612How is he a lolcow? Because he criticized Nintendo? Get a grip man
>04./00. [PS4] Dragon Quest Builders 2 <ADV> (Square Enix) {2018.12.20} (¥7.800) - 110.285 / NEW>05./00. [NSW] Dragon Quest Builders 2 <ADV> (Square Enix) {2018.12.20} (¥7.800) - 97.673 / NEWSwitch 1 had sold less than the PS4 at the time btw.
>>740024407>>740024568Thats the reason why I didnt post a source, I wanted to see him spiral before actually looking shit up
>>740024407well the original claim was that "tendies didn't care about DQB". he can pull out some sales data to back that up.
The absolute state of play tomorrow is gonna be that dire huh?
>>740020780Tendies, and fanboys in general, are extremely autistic and devoid of self awareness. They lose their shit over this guy, make fanart of him, and advertise his channel because he systematically goes after their specific arguments.
>>740024546Anon he is constantly getting his ass handed to him and cries about it on his YT and Twitter
>>740024730Yeah, just another snooze fest full of third party multiplats
Advertising on /v/ is against the rules, Deen.
>>740020163It's joever...
>>740023709They also didn't do a thing to prevent stick drift and the screen is shit.
>>740024989that has nothing to do with my question
>>740024853He's right. Cope, seethe, dilate.
>>740024853He's right though. You don't see steam cultists defending the steam deck price, in fact, you see them recommending the Rog Ally now instead since it costs exactly the same but with way better specsMentally ill tendie cultists on the other hand would defend absolutely anything nintendo and keep shilling their shitty tablet
TomTom...no one is taking your first thread of Pride Month seriously...
>>740023612Sounds like (You).
>>740024853
>>740025028You wanted to hear old criticism repeated ad nauseam, I brought up two more, you are welcome.
>>740025039>You don't see steam cultists defending the steam deck pricelol
>>740021191>to call Pokopia a flopNintendeen said that?
>>740025138>"I wear this like a badge of honor"Doesn't sound like he is very honest about his takes......
Why does the switch 1 not come with OLED? Was about to get one for my birthday if they had a star fox edition of the switch 2, not only will they not have that but the screen looks worse than the switch 1. How did they manage to go backwards? I want to play star fox 64 and bloodborne 2.
>>740025204Go on, post them you dishonest tendie faggot. I genuinely haven't seen anyone defend that shit yet.
>>740021418Probably Sakamoto? The guy wanted more Federation characters and focus since forever, despite nobody giving a shit.
>>740021191He also tried to call it a live service game, guess he wanted to project the failure of Highguard and Marathon onto it?
>>740025138Based. The amount of asshurt this dude generates in pathetic fanbabies is impressive.
>>740025202no, i wanted to know if it ever happened. i'm assuming not since it was entirely dropped after the sw2 released?
>>740020163should I buy a switch 2 and some typical mario games? I dont really need to and PC gaming is clearly objectively superior... but the idea would be to learn and experience why people like Nintendo and console gaming. Perhaps also to see what I missed in my childhood where I never had any game consoles (except a gameboy)
>>740025138>10h>1 likeoof even deenies fans couldn't get behind him admitting to being a lying grifter
>>740025305
>>740025138>tendies are so butthurt that they created """"anti"""" nintendo boards just so they can damage control the narratives from the insideName a worse fanbase in gayming (you can't)
No wonder why OP is so asshurt. Between this and apparently the State of Play lineup being mediocre at best he's not having a good day.
>>740024241>Famitsu out of nowherekek, this is what it's all about, huh? You guys just can't let the mask slip.
>>740025390I haven't heard of sticks drifting yet either despite them literally doing nothing to fix it. We shall see.
>>740025416You can always just emulate switch games and try them out. I suggest Mario Odyssey.
>>740025416At least wait for the OLED version, this first iteration is clearly a budget version for kids/women that cant tell the difference
Oh shit, I forgot to respect OP's pronouns on themxer's month. Oh well!
>>740025482d-d-d-doesn't count
>>740025305here you go
>>740025138The fuck is this subreddit? Reeks of falseflagging mental illness and it has the gall to say no fanboyism as a rule.
>>740025568>OLEDdead meme
>>740024462>famitsu is an island now?
>>740025750isnt Deen losing subscribers every month or so? That nigger really fell off
>>740025482>but I'm not buying any of themDoesn't seem like a steam drone cultist to me, it only seems like a fucking braindead retard saying random shit. I guess I will defend Nintendo once they triple the NSO pricetag (even though I will never pay for online cancer ever in my life) just to make you retards look bad>>740025618>so people go easy on ValveWhere are those people? I am following steam frame news because it's only shitvalve hardware that I care about and all of those steam cultists are absolutely going apeshit at the deck price bump
>>740020470stop abusing your wife's son, deen
>>740024809So comfy!!!
>>740025807Not with you retards constantly advertising him.
Looks like it's time to jump now or soon...>>740025416I'd say take the proven formulas first : Smash Bros, Mario Odyssey/64, Mario Kart 8, Ocarina/Twilight Princess/Wind Waker, the Metroid Prime collection, DK Country 1 & 2, Returns & Tropical Freeze, and you're good to go.If you found these fun , you'll probably enjoy newer titles.
>>740025645Really? Because I put my switch 1 i bought to play smash next to my buddy's OLED switch 1 and got pissed, the OLED steam deck also looked great but I dont have any deck. There were no dead memes, there was reality and clearly OLED screen was superior to my regular switch 1 screen.Only reasoning I got is they wanted their loyal fan base to buy the cheaper switch 2 and then release an OLED screen switch 2 thar their fan boys will also buy, no other reason to go backwards with any component
>>740025808why are you so utterly shocked at the idea of valve generating so much goodwill over the years that there are legit retards defending indefensible shit like a $300 price increase unironically?
>>740024462famitsu doesn't count because its a tiny island! d-d-don't look at how spain, the UK, or whatever the latest snoy cope chart is 1/10th the size of famitsu sales
>>740021519
>>740020163>[Despairing News]I don't get this meme.
>>740025985Yoshi was the best selling game in France so that doesn't count this week either
>>740025416Just emulate. The Switch2 is unironically one of the worst systems Nintendo has ever made right now. I've owned every Nintendo console and in its current state I'd only put it above something like the VirtualBoy. It's not selling off merit, it's selling off of fear of more price hikes and the prayers that modern Nintndo is still capable of making a good game eventually.
>>740026007the sony cultists got butthurt about japanese boards making threads with subject lines like "[GOOD NEWS] switch 2 is fastest selling console of all time!"
>>740025897Alright that's one, post 49 more to match tendie cultists numbers>deleted>that filenameOh it's just falseflagging never mind>>740025982Because those retards only seem to exist in nintendo's and apple's cases. Again, I follow steam news, and no one is defending that price bump. In fact, those same cultists are already starting to recommend VR alternatives like Quest 3 and PSVR due to how hard the deck prices mind broke everyone. I would never see Tendie faggots ever do anything like that.
>>740020234because nintendo lives rent free in their heads
>>740026091>VirtualBoy Nigger at least try to make it convincing
>>740025645Funny how hard tendies flipped on OLED once Nintendo confirmed the S2 wouldn't have it. I remember them constantly shitting all over the deck when it was lcd and the switch had oled. Very curious.
>>740025883No one is watching your videos, deen. You're a lolcow that people laugh at from a distance. The quote tweets on most of your posts ratio you
>>740026091Switch 2 doesn't even have the option for OLED screen, and some anons here consider OLED a meme with no difference in screen quality but I felt the same way about screens when I was a kid tooGive me bloodborn 2 or star fox OLED bundle for $749.99 and ill buy one, until then im gonna be a hater
>>740024853Why can’t you see him make an argument like this and offer a calm rebuttal or just move on? He’s not saying anything particularly outrageous here. This is all it takes for the entire Nintendo fanboy circuit to gang stalk someone? Lol
got me fucked up
>>740020234>State of play is coming up>All people want to do is talk about Nintendo
>>740026213Nobody expected nintendo to go ass backwards on technology, I was getting a switch 2 for my birthday until I just now learned it does not have standard OLED
>>740026135>Oh it's just falseflagging never mindi think he just deleted it because you could see his xitter pfp.>Because those retards only seem to exist in nintendo's and apple's casesas much as you don't want them to count, xitter retards are still saying that unironically. the "sanest" defense i see over and over and over again when it comes to the steam deck discourse is "well of course they had to increase the price, AI companies swallowed all the ram", which is still a defense of a ridiculously undefensible price hike.
>>740025986incredible OC thank you anon
>>740026247Yes, yes, literally everyone who dares criticize nintendo or mocks you braindead fanboys is one of the many bogeymen of your own making. Take your meds.
>Dislikes Ninendo>Advertisies for them (for free)Ok.
>>740026317>standard OLEDlol
>>740026286da fuck, is the norwegian kronor that strong? Bergsala fucked off here in Sweden and reduced the price for Switch 2 with like 2000kr, it is much closer to the ordinary EU price now.
>>740026360>this 40 year old spends his every waking moment shilling and defending some youtube freak who beats his kids
>>740026374Forgive me for thinking the nicer switch 1 screen would be the default for switch 2, how could I ever come to such a conclusion
>>740026360lolcow =/= boogeyman
>>740026210I am being 100% genuine. I liked and had more respect for the fucking wii u than this thing in its current state. That could change, but right now I'm not seeing anything to suggest that.
Switch 2 price will stabilise after this summer. It is what the casuals will buy as they don't know any better.
>>740026091Speaking of virtual boy, could the shitheads not have the games be playable without the stupid accessory? I understand it’s the intended experience, but literally none of the games require vr to be playable.
>>740026458you don't even own one
>>740026458if i never had a switch but now i'm interested in its library, is there any reason i shouldn't get a switch 2?
>>740026458Why? Give reasons.
>>740020163This is literally the same deal they've had since launch? They're actually ripping you off if you choose DK or Pokopia instead of Mario Kart since that only saves $20 instead of $30.
>>740026436Do you guys have any proof of that? I’m curious, if he actually is an abusive person I will join in on hating niggerdeen. But from what I can tell he’s a somewhat normal guy as far as autists go and he holds down an engineering job while doing youtube on the side
>>740026506You can emulate the switch. It will play those games better. There is no reason to buy a console unless it has at least 3-5 games you know you want.
>>740026506Switch 2 is basically a Switch pro. It runs the entire switch library and has upgraded versions of most of the biggest exclusives. If you've never owned a switch I don't know why you wouldn't just get the switch 2.
>>740026568to be fair most retailers (at least here in Yurop) have sliced the price for MKW to like 60 euros by now.
uh ohmelty
>>740026321Weird, all I see are people recommending the rog ally because it shares the same pricetag and the only feature that it lacks are the trackpads. Hell, you even have the official steam post of the pric update announcement with 0 thumbs up and literally everyone shitting on them https://store.steampowered.com/news/group/45479024/view/672869045073085538I'm still not seeing any of those so called cultists defending this shit anon. Don't bother seething, I'll just go play some vidya and leave you alone in the cuck corner thread
>>740026591He literally brags about how his son got him a gift so they could play video games together and that he turned around and instantly pawned it off
>>740026475>iran just announced they're going to completely close the strait of hormuz and are ending all negotiations with the US>oil reserves crunch was already going to hit by august without this>planting season is already not going well>people haven't realised how bad the harvests are going to be in the fallit's going to get so, so much worse anon
>>740026534I'm not getting into some big time consuming argument. I'll just sayYamauchi > Iwata > FurukawaI literally do not like anything modern Nintendo does.
>>740026458>more respect>for the Wii UNo one who was sentient in that era could unironically defend such a dire output of software unless they are being disingenuous.
>>740020727>Company gets greedy>People shit on them>Have to be less greedy since being greedy fuck them>People laugh at their hubrisLet me guess, you also lack object permanence
>>740026614this is true for ALL consoles, no point buying any xbox or playstation
>>740026568Yeah, its basically the same thing. the price increase happens in september iirc, so they are trying to move units before then with the choose your own bundle
>>740026614yeah i guess but i'm wondering about getting a console like the switch vs the switch 2, because that anon is saying that the sw2 is the worst one after the VB, and i imagine he believes the switch is much much better by comparison. so if i were to get a console to play switch games, why not get the sw2? that was the spirit of my question.
>>740026676Is there more context to this or is that what he did verbatim? That sounds like something only a comically evil movie villain would do
>>740026616You just gave a reason not to buy the switch 2, next you will vouch for spending extra on the ps5 pro.
>>740026475No, it will not. The price will keep gong up. Nintendo is just doing it slowly instead of all at once.
>>740026720sony cultists LOVE the Wii U because it was the last time sony was truly beating nintendo
>>740026758that is what he did, he openly admits he did it as if it was some kind of burn against nintendo
>>740026739>i were to get a console to play switch games, why not get the sw2?There is no good reason not to just get the 2. It does everything the switch does but better. The anon comparing it to the VB is just being histrionic
>>740026458Sounds like (you) probably didn't own the Wii U then.
>>740026762the only reason it would make sense not to buy the switch 2 is if you can't afford a $150 difference for some reason.
>>740026720the fact that no one mentions the 3DS and its library in these conversations really easily outs them as larping gen alphas, they just see the last (and coincidentally flopping) nintendo home console and claim its better with zero knowledge of its actual era.
>>740026701>Asked to give reasons >Gives no reasonsOkay
>>740026762I said basically. Its not actually just a switch pro. Its more akin to the 3DS vs the DS. You get the benefit of backwards compatibility along with new exclusive games.
>>740026720The switch wouldn't be half the system it is without the wii u's library. Wii u also had better and free online, loads of features, and actually had some shred of soul that didn't feel like it was made by a sterile corporation who had nothing but contempt for its users. Nintendo has never been perfect and the wii u had loads of problems, but they are at their worst right now.
>>740020163>go to my local thrift store>they already have switch 2s on the shelvesI don't care about consolewarfaggotry but It's still kinda funny ngl
>>740025138Being banned from reddit is definitely a sign he's not one of their kind.
>>740020163Snoys are pathetic lmao
>>740021459Its 40 bucks at best buy right now, I picked it up and beat it and literally everything people were claiming about it was a lie.Mckenzie isnt even a "quirk chungus", he's just a tech officer that literally works in a cubicle who accidentally got stuck in the teleportation incident, he's opening moments are him being incredibly nervous and the second samus gets him to "home base" he spends the rest of the game with a literal different tone (props to the VA) and basically comes off like a non-violent version of tuco from the good the bad the ugly.The only other supposed "quirk chungus" was the girl, but after she fangirls at the start (in a way less obnoxious than when metroid fans themselves fanboy at a stupid logo reveal) she tries to show samus that she's capable and (props now to samus' mocap actor) samus goes from dismissive to almost impressed with how scrappy these guys are.I think the dumbest part of the rageout over the galfeds is that the point of the story seems to literally be an explanation for why samus DOESNT want companions, it literally condemns the idea, and it doesnt even create a ludonarrative dissonance because the npcs are barely in it to begin with. If people stopped being stupid cunts for once we could have just had a nice game that helped give samus an emotion other than pure rage or complete apathy to work with. Other M tried and failed to do this, to make samus want to be motherly, to talk about samus' regrets, prime beyond absolutely nailed it without samus having spoken a single fucking word, but zoomers and algo chasers were so stuck on "muh chungus" that they let it all slip by so they could make excuses for why the game should fail.
>>740020163nobody's buying a $700 console to play $80 mobile tier slop
>>740027017Prime 4 barely sold a million. That means it’s an objectively awful game and a disgrace to switch-era Nintendo.
>>740025547Retard
>>740026915Nintendo Land was peak ignoring how awful the game output was back then https://youtu.be/zWHMj6ccSwA
>>740027006he got banned from a subreddit dedicated to hating Nintendo for spreading false information. He's such a lying grifter that even reddit snoys hate him
>>740020234Because it makes you seethe, piss and shit in your little diapers
>>740027101but if someone says botw or totk sold 25-35 million, then its "actually sales are inverse to quality"
>>740026940You want me to mention the 3DS when I'm talking about bad systems? KI:U is one of the best games ever made and the last actually good nintendo game without any form of offensive bullshit in it.
>>740027090No wonder sony so scared
>>740020234indians think engagement threads will pay them
>>740027141>for spreading false informationSo deemed by redditors which likely means it was actually true.
>>740026735I agree, it is true for all consoles.
>>740027207>without any form of offensive bullshit in it.are you forgetting the bad controls? Thats like the worst thing about it, everything else about it is goated
This is a completely unironic post. I'm leaning towards getting a Switch 2 but I'm looking for upcoming games worth my time. What are we getting?
>>740027231So deemed by everyone with a functional frontal lobe
>>740020470I thought we were supposed to despise all ecelebs, vtubers, and journalists.
>>740027231he literally parrots 'chibi doki eyes' dring and his retarded cope articles
>>740026739I am that anon. I would say price, but nintendo raised the price on the switch as well. They're both bad values now and the switch's entire library can be emulated so buying a switch 2 for that is not a good idea. If you must have portability I'd recommend one of the pc handhelds that hasn't been hit by a price hike yet instead.
>>740020163>heavy discounts >save *UP TO* $30spoken like a true stockfagsleep on the nearest working train tracks
>>740023787So you admit the Switch was a massive tranny failure as well.
>>740027312Nintendo will have a direct this month. We don't have a lot of info on what's coming in the latter half of the year other than the OoT remake leaks and stuff like Duskbloods, Fortune's Weave, and Star Fox. If you want one I would get it before the price increase. If you end up not liking it you'll probably be able to resell it for the same amount you paid once the price goes up.
>>740027398ai sloptubers, journo, and failed ecelebs good when they say "nintendo bad, sony good!"
>>740027312just google that shit, idiot. If you want to actually discuss something after that, go for it
>>740027417lmao Dingbat has gotten community noted multiple times for making shit up in order to paint nintendo sales in a bad picture, he is borderline tripster tier.
>>740023818Tendies are everything negative everyone says constantly, do you need a flowchart and puppets to understand?
>>740027489I'm retarded, is the Direct going to be pre or post price increase?
>>740026915Funny enough I got game and wario from nintendo for free thanks to their old reward program. You know, that thing they killed.>>740027140Nintendoland shits all over everything about welcome tour.
>>740027445>everyone knows hes a lying retarded lolcow? t-t-that means he won!
>>740023450Gee, I wonder if it might be because Valve’s hardware can actually play modern games, not PS4 launch games (if that).
>>740027538pre. price increase isn't until September
>>740027538The price has already increased in Japan, but it starts on September 1st everywhere else.
>>740026135>PROVE IT!!!>proves it>I'M ALTERING THE REQUIREMENTS, PROVE IT FORTY-NINE MORE TIMES TO MATCH MY OPINIONS OF THE DEMONS IN MY PANTS!!!Your kind would be so adorable if you weren't such trash.
>>740027109Cope, faggot, Nintendo wants them to break, they made a ton of money off it
And just like that, steamies are now defending price hikes and complaining about discounts
>>740024035Just look at how much they coom over Breath of the Wild when open world games were already getting played out even by then. Oh boy, it doesn’t tell you where to go, what an incredible innovation.
>>740027587You know the Steam deck is PS4 tier tech right? It doesnt even have DLSS.
>>740027603>>740027616thanks
>>740027468what? lol
>>740027637how the fuck are they making money from repairing joycons for free?
>>740027664BotW is better than most open worlds thoughevert. first open world was far cry 3
>>740027269No, because I'm left handed and I picked up on the controls within the first ground level, nearly finished every unlockable in th game and was wrecking people online with raptor claws. If I can do that, nobody else has any excuse, git gud.
>>740027667You’re actually digging an even deeper hole for Nintendo if that were to be the case then.
>>740024642No, you are the one required to provide data because you're defending Nintendo. That is how it works.
>>740024853>picThat isn't an incorrect statement, but broken clocks and all that
>>740027587Mind showing some footage of these modern games on Steam Deck?
>>740027637projecting sony's bullshit on nintendo again?
>>740027805fine, i laughed.
>>740027835About that....
>>740027726Hes trying to cope and claim nintendo is doing something that sony has been doing for years ie, designing controllers to drift and break after 3 months to force people to buy replacements
>>740027764I will add to this and say I actually liked the controls and found them intuitive and by mo offensive bullshit I mean things like paid online, day 1 season passes, reselling an old game for full price, inducing fomo, regurgitating the same game, etc.
>everyone that criticizes Nintendo is a covert Sony fanboy >everything Nintendo did prior to the switch era is trash, if you like it you are a covert Sony fanboy >everyone that criticizes Nintendo is just one guy named Eric and sometimes Nintendeen>if you criticize Nintendo on the internet we will gang stalk you until we dox you and try to get you fired from your job >if you don’t like obvious bargain bin slop from one of Nintendo’s third parties like Mario Tennis #8 you are a covert Sony fanboy >you aren’t allowed to emulate our games or else you are a Sony fanboy>you can’t talk about the steam deck or you are a PC vegan>games are only good if they sell well in JapanWhy are you like this? All of you, I mean it.
>>740027468>yeah let me randomly and uselessly put the word tranny in a sentence thatll really show him
>>740027792Switch 2 has DLSS
>>740027658I fucking love my deck. The price hike makes it not worth it, there are better pc handhelds for the value, and valve should have found a better way.
This is the bundle I got in preparation for Elden Ring/Duskbloods, and to get in before the price hike. Pokopia is neat, I just wish there was more hair options during player creation. I hope to spend a lot of time co-oping with Switch dudes' first foray into The Lands Between.
>>740020234Nothing better to do. Which means the nigga has no movie to watch, no game to play, no hobbies, he ain't gooning, he ain't smoking weed, he's shit posting to a board that is primarily Indians.
>>740027920everyone knows that FPS trackers shave off 110 FPS from the game running over top of it, so as soon as you stop tracking the deck's frame rate it will beat nintendo!
>>740027581Yes, everyone obsessing over a person is worse than that person and that person is a hero for exposing so much mental damage.
>>740027726By denying it for years and not telling anyone after they lost a lawsuit. Most people just go out and buy replacements.
>>740021418Sakamoto, same thing that happened to Other M.
>>740021418Metroid "fans".
>>740028117Careful, saying you are going to play elden ring on switch 2 can really trigger the bald faggot
>>740028120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfKDHtnfeQ0
it's funny how this one fucking guy makes it impossible for anyone to talk about anyone who happens to be named eric
>>740027748Non-argument>>740027759BotW is overrated as holy fucking shit because it has “The Legend of Zelda” in the title, and because people were desperate for things to play early in the Switch’s life. t. First open world game was GTAIII
>>740027312Im gonna grab one before the price hike (touche, nintendo) since I'll eventually want one for any new zelda, starfox, or fzero games, plus my pc sucks at running unoptimized 3rd party shit now so its basically the only way ill play RE9 without buying more ram and a new cpu, so what ive been eyeballing is:>DKB>RE9>Duskbloods>Mortal Shell 2 (assuming its actually coming to NS2)>Starfox whever it goes on sale for around 40 bucks>Oot remake assuming its as aggressive an overhaul as rumored>orbitals>splatoon>layton>hyrule warriors>inevitable zelda>inevitable 3d mario>the new mercury steam metroid
>>740027856>sony is shit!>that means nintendo isn't!No.
>>740024093>>740024035I have both on Switch. It runs at 60fps on Switch 2.
>>740028154anon they have repaired joycons since the drift got reported, what are you trying to do by lying like this? Both of my Dualsense controllers have gotten drift but I am not paying 240 euros to get new ones, and Sony are being sued for not repairing them while its all a well known issue.
>>740026695And people laugh at preppers
>2026>snoys are STILL mindbroken by BOTW
>>740028283This is how fanboyism destroys minds.
The only Nintendo Game that interests me at all is Fire Emblem. And there's no way I'm going to buy a Switch 2 just for that. I'll wait 10 years for a emulator if I have to lol.
>>740028186No need to be histrionic about it. I disagree with you. BotW was like a breath(lol) of fresh air for open world games. Nintendo knocked it out of the park on their first try.
>>740028197forgot glaciered, the soulslop that takes place underwater as a bird shark that hunts down mammoth seabeasts.
>>740025416Get a switch 2 and get the $50 online sub and download all the NES/SNES/N64/GC/Genesis/Virtual Boy game apps. If you want an actual Switch 2 game get Donkey Kong Bananza and Metroid Prime 4. If you want Mario get Odyssey or 3D World. If you want Zelda get Breath of the Wild.
>>740027971They're fanboys and fanboys are defined by hypocrisy and autistic obsession.
>>740020163>heavy discount>same price as the mario kart bundle at launch, just with 2 better games to choose fromRetard
>>740027468Why are you such a gigantic faggot?
>>740028472>he says as snoys defend sony's evil controller shit and attack nintendo repairing things for free
I have $1020 in cash saved up from various odd jobs and stuff from the past yearShould I get a Switch 2 and some games or hire a prostitute to take my virginity I'm 31 kissless male
>>740028283Nintendo denied the issue for years and only quietly started accepting repairs after they repeatedly got sued and lost. Sony being shit about it too does not absolve Nintendo. There's a reason nintendo did not fix the joycons in the switch 2 and you know exactly why if you're being honest with yourself.
>>740023612Daaaaamn, you got that much of your identity tied to Nintendo, huh? Brutal.
>>740020163Shouldn't have censored the loli in the remaster. All the Xenochads abandoned ship.Also lol at locking the 60fps patch behind both a console and paygate.
>>740024853…uhhh, he’s totally right though. You okay dude?
>>740028537Start shitting on>>740028721
>>740028654>>740028712shameless samefagging
>>740028606the switch 2 will last longer
>>740020780>Laughing at a lolcow is hecking wrong you guys!Fuck off faggot.
>>740028606don't give used up foids money
>>740028745>>740028795but i wanna have sex so bad
>>740028739>responding to two different posts>samefaggingNewfaggots leave.
>>740028606Both will give you AIDS.
>>740028827if you're that desperate just hop on tinder and fuck a fat chick
I see the barrier tribe is getting uppity again I guess they're afraid about how many switch logos are going to appear in the state of play tomorrow and how much of a shitshow the last of wolverine is going to be
>>740028831Then why didn't he respond to the two posts at the same time?
>>740028972Nah, Sony would never allow Nintendo/Microsoft logos.
>>740021418This is the new ET.
>>740028156Sakamoto literally had nothing to do with it. It was that other fag that ruined Paper Mario and blamed it on "Dr." Miyamoto.
>>740029102that would be Concord.
>>740021418literally everything except the visuals
>>740029162Tanabe. You all are confusing Sakamoto with Tanabe. Sakamoto is based. Tanabe is a hack. Other M was perfectly fine. Women should be motherly and submissive.
Fanboyism is just human tribalism taken to its most retarded extreme. You can't argue with these people, they will use every mental gymnastic and fallacy in the book to feel a part of a tribe, it's in their fundamental nature.
Wasn’t this board just complaining about prices?
>>740029172Did they even sell physical copies of Concord? It was a an online multiplayer shooter.
>>740027658Not my problem.
>>740027445Not a single person knew who he was or gave a shit about him until you specifically started posting about him and making threads about him.Get the fuck out of here shitstain.
>>740029313Yes they did, hell gamestop even gave them away at the end of the games 2 week lifespan
>>740020501and then we had retards bailing them out
>>740020234they're utterly mindraped and trying to shitpost a failure into existence, 'fraid it doesn't work like that
>>740027445not that either is worthwhile, but at least deen exists outside of the heads of people who post about him
>>740029359You fags make fanart of him now lol
>>740029439I bought air riders from one of these guys at $40
>>740029439thats a scalper, retard
>>740029439
>>740029663remember when dumb niggers used this image as a gotcha when the news about switch 2 being the fastest selling console in human history got reported? Dumb fucking niggers legit thought the WiiU also was the fastest selling console in all of mankind at some point lmao.
>>740029575>>740029709Hmm I wonder who is behind these posts.
>>740028154>after they lost a lawsuit>>740028643>repeatedly got sued and losthttps://www.courtlistener.com/docket/18641003/carbajal-v-nintendo-of-america-inc/>dismissed, case terminatedhttps://www.courtlistener.com/docket/15941824/diaz-v-nintendo-of-america-inc/>dismissed, case terminatedWhy are you such a liar
>>740020163>"heavy discounts">it's the same bundle price as beforethe anti-nintendo crowd has became more retarded than ever thanks to faggots like niggerdeen
>>740030037Anon, all they do is spout bullshit and force people to waste their time and do research to prove them wrong.They don't actually care about any if this, they are just being a shitlord for the sake of being a shitlord.Even though the alternative is leaving their bullshit for all to see knowing full well that they are full of shit.
>>740029778>wii u selling 400k is the same as switch 2 selling 3.5 million
>>740030037>dismissed because of a eula children didn't readEverything nintendo has done around stick drift is scummy, stop sucking their dick.
Consoles are finished Gaming is dead
>>740030231repairing stuff for free is now scummy?
>>740030214>>740030037People like you are why Nintendo hasn't fixed anything and has only gotten worse. You're the ones they screw.
>>740030231You got your lies slapped by the long dick of JUSTICE and TRUTH.Accept an L for once, you mentally ill parasite
>>740030324They denied it for years, got sued multiple times and never announced they would repair them years after the fact. Yes, that's scummy and results in loads of people buying replacements instead, which is why they didn't fix the problem in the switch 2.
>>740030387You've got nintendo's dick so far up your ass it's speaking for you, fuck off.
>its the mkw bundle except you can pick between mkw, DK, or pokopia>for less of a price drop than even the original mkw bundleTrying to force this narrative doesnt bring people to your side.
>>740028606Save the money, you need to save up 10k and then invest it, then you will get the girl in the way God intended, no funding whores, no mortal sin, no wasting money on vidya
>>740029515Making fun of him and being obsessed are two different things
>>740028606Shitch 2 won't fill the hole in your heart
>>740031039didnt you dox yourself while white knighting Mighty Number 9 because you thought Megaman 11 was a Switch exclusive almost 10 years ago?
>>740031086>everybody is the schizo in my headWhy are tendies so mentally ill
>>740030728its the same price as the mario kart bundle
>>740026568It's not really a ripoff if you're getting a better game out of it. I have no interest in Mario Kart World anymore and would've preferred a Bananza or Pokopia deal instead of the one I got.
What's with the melty thread? is sony raping their loyal consumers again?
>>740031338Apparently the Absolute State of Play got leaked and it's mediocre as fuck.Alternatively, Sony is adding age verification to all PSN accounts.
>>740031298Only tendies have multiple imaginary schizo they "call out" every single thread.Why is that?
>>740031338they've raised the console price twice since last year, and raised PS+ twice since last year toohow much more can they fuck their fans?
>>740031464this cope would work better if you didn't stick so close to your script every thread
>>740031492>everybodyAre they in the room right now?
>>740031454>Apparently the Absolute State of Play got leaked and it's mediocre as fuck.Do tell
>>740031454>Apparently the Absolute State of Play got leaked and it's mediocre as fuck.Not surprising there. Where can we see this supposed leak?
>>740020163>>740020501Fastest selling console of all time.
>>740031636Can you answer a single question without deflecting to your imaginary schizos?
>>740020673that's a $50 raise after already delaying it by raising the price of games and accessories
>>740031893Case closed then
>>740025320What's the logic of Pokopia being a live service game?
>>740020163But you told me the price was going up and I should be mad about that.
>>740032019supposedly because deen thought the events were patch based and not calendar based, so he thought the game would heavily prioritize fomo shit like marathon or other GAAS games, he later ignored Pokopias existence once it broke every narrative he had.
First it was Eric, now this Deen? Who the fuck is Deen?
>usual suspect types "shitch poo", "lost and got raped", "disney adults" over and over>suspect gets called out>"I'm not him ackshually"This shit reminds me of one of the early cutscenes in GTA san andreas
>>740020673nintendo>raises price of the console once, gives several months of warning >lowers the price of their digital games vs>sony raises the price of PS5 4 different times >raises the price of PSN so often they get taken to court over it>still has no games after 6 years >controllers are designed to break to force people to keep buying $200 replacements >spend a BILLION USD to try get the ability to cut off people's internet
>>740020163Oof, not a good look for the big N
>>740031618>>740031674Apparently it's the usual Sony movieshit along with wasting time on controllers and controller lightslop. If anything, the Sega leaks are more interesting.
>>740032131don't forget >random posts makes fun of sony or insults one of the well known sony cultists >instant reply seething and screaming >call that poster a snoy >"NONONONOON IM NOT A SNOY HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE SCHIZO!"
>>740032097Lol.What a retard.
>>740029242Sakamoto is not based at all and ruined metroid similarity to what tanabe did with prime after 2. His vision for metroid is ultra linear level design with 0 exploration focusing on galactic federation bullshit and awful chase segments
Speaking of Sega, this was it.Persona is coming to Fortnite- There will be announcements for Sonic this year- claims there’s a new Sonic model, describes it as a “great improvement”- Says he heard about Sonic in Fortnite but never again (isn’t confident about it enough)- A new character in Jet Set Radio called Sierra- New Ace Attorney announcement this year- A larger trailer for JSR is in the works (Separate from the one he leaked)- Shared a leaked image of the new Streets of Rage- Metaphor Refantazio port for Switch 2 in the works- Crazy Taxi will release before Jet Set Radio- Phantasy Star Online 3 in-development- New Pyuo Pyuo game next year- When asked if there’s a FEMC in Persona 6, he said “Kinda.”- Shared a leaked image of Miku coming to P5X as part of the anniversary celebrationsWhat confirms this, aside from apparently a couple of new JSR clips being posted, is that Miku's P5X picture was taken down by Sega and it was brand new art.
>>740032580why is Ace Attorney in a Sega leak?
Too expensive.The peripherals, the paid online, the games that never go on sale.Cba.
>>740020163>Sony: Spread your cheeks, goys! Tomorrow you have to pay $200 more! PS Plus is going up too! Fuck you!>Snoys: YAAAAAAAAAS SLAY KWEEN! LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY THEY ARE MAKING!>Nintendo: Sorry, but we have to increase the price by $50. You have 4 months to prepare and you can pick a bundle to save some money.>Snoys: REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS NINTENDO SO EVIL AND DESPERATE???????Special kind of creature. Can't even call them human.
lil 'caco is big mad.You sure you wanna do this right before an absolute state of play little fella?-5058492 karma to ziony btw for this shitpost thread.Oof. You just doomed ziony's presentation.
>>740032675Because the twitterfag that asked the leaker a question decided to make it about AA for some reason.
>>740032795Snoys and tendies are literally the exact same type of retard, the only difference is which corpo they bend over for.
>>740032767Don't forget the 200 bucks for your super special SDcard Express™
>>740032887Take your fucking meds.
>>740020470>Hilarious how people keep shitting on Nintendeen meanwhile he’s been right about everythingYeah just like how he was right about the Switch 2 being dead on arrival, oh wait, he was wrong about that. How about the time where he said the september quarterly report was going to prove people don't care about the switch 2, but oh wait, he was also wrong about that. Remember when he said the switch 2 was the worst selling console on christmas? also wrong, pokopia being fomo live service?, wrong, "massive amount" of people booing MKW at the game awards? wrong again. What was he right about exactly?
>>740032993^Your posts just got deleted lmao
>>740033043What's the lore behind jannies deleting your posts but not banning you?
>>740032767If this is too expensive for you, you clearly have more issues than simply playing games.No but seriously just stick to whatever laptop or PC you have considering everything is 'expensive' for you.
>>740033093Jannies protect snoys. If Eric didn't exist, they wouldn't defend him
>>740033093The lore is it's the same faggot that is being protected by the mods >>740029897
>>740032936>B-b-both are bad!I wonder who's behind this post...Where's a tendie thread of them shitting their pants over Sony being pro consumer?
>>740033101it is in fact super expensive and my financial situation is pretty damn decent.
>>740032483If there's 0 explanation how come I didn't even know the true hidden last boss was Phantoon? Where are all the fed niggers in zero mission, super, fusion, and dread? It's literally just adam in the latter two.
>>740032795Let's not forget about all these valve worshippers defending their lord and savior Gabe for increasing the $300 price hike and then buying all of the steam decks available
>>740033262Both are bad, yes.
>>740033354>if it's not one bogeyman, it's the other bogeyman! nintendo can do no wrong! *gluckgluckgluckgluck*
>>740033457>>740033367Cry harder, Eric.
>>740033367>One thing bad>Other thing much less bad>B-b-but have you considered how both are bad? You can't just call out the corporation I lik- I mean, this completely irrelevant to me corporation for being very bad.
>>740021418The people who made it don't understand Metroid, just like those shitters that made the awful Dread.
>>740033262the snoy trying the "b-b-both are bad!" cope is always funny you don't see tendies going on meltdowns spamming shit like pic related
>>740033558They are both roughly equally shit for slightly different reasons.
uh oh, image dump incoming
>>740033586>>740033603>>740033617Cry harder, Eric
>>740033457Calling out actual dickriding behavior makes me a nintendo dickrider somehow
>>740033603That is 100% Steam though or images liek this wouldn't exist.The closest I've seen to this was that one guy kissing his PS5 over and over, but that was one guy.
Goddamn Switch 2 is just another Wii U huh?
>>740033909Eric, you got raped and lost
>>740033909Glad to see you only believe headlines and not actual data.
>>740033776Deflecting from your own dickriding behavior is still dickriding behavior.
>>740033909In what way?
>>740033986You sound upset you got raped ;)
>>740020163>snoygger seethe thread-9million karma to ziony.>>740020470Kill yourself deen.
>>740034032>In what way?being shit
>>740034076But enough about the barrierstation
>>740020163I was promised an emulator for this within 6 weeks. Where is it?
>>740034076then the piss5 must be another vita
>>740034109You are a regular schizo in the Famitsu containment threads aren't you?
>post a bait image without comment, as an experiment>go to car to bring in groceries>come back>at least two people have interpreted it as a personal attackQED
>>740034218>Crying about famitsu Still mad that capcom called your plasticbox without content a 'barrier'?
>>740034218>snoy is going full schizothere were multiple threads when capcom called the PS5 a barrier to success just like when the sony CEO called the PS5 are a plastic box with no content
>>740025986>he doesn't drink borb soupWeak.
Now watch how he posts a certain picture.
>>740034218>seething about famitsuEric, you are terrible at hiding
>>740034703What do you think he'll spam first? one of his usual three images/webms from his cope folder he spams every thread? or since people posted the direct quotes from capcom and sony do you think he'll post that dishonest article about nintendo?
>>740034883The latter but the former won't be far behind.
>>740034703Or sony announces another price hike lol
>>740020234Autism. This nigga got literally mindbroken by a underpowered tablet
>>740020234Takes 5 seconds to make a thread.Why do people waste their lives inside them?
>>740037751first you have to obsessively post about nintendo and then you have to dox yourself in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
>>740037751spend years seething and posting in very obvious patterns
>>740037807tendies are seething cause shitendo made nogames on their console (since toddlerslop doesnt count) so they spend their days seething about some imaginary eric or nintendeen every thread 24/7
>[Deleted] 1 of 19 matcheswhat causes this mental illness?>>740028606Save for a PC instead retard
>>740037751>Repeat the same word/phrase in every post>Post the same picture/webm>Seethe when someone mentions your favorite company. Only nintendo are bad>Dox yourself like a retardIt's that easy
>>740038236Because only IRL pedos recommend the PS5.
>>740038007>Save for a PC inste-ACK!
>>740038450look at all those 6/10 games. the deck has infinitely more potential than any modern Nintendo console
Oh look, he's going through his "I'm totally a PC fan" phase!
>>740021418Tanabe's direction.
>>740025416>PC gaming is clearly objectively superior...Unless you're into total war or fps games only it's really not.
>>740037751Just like this
>>740020501switch 2 sales seem rare so far. I did buy kirby air ride on a big discount though, it must not have been selling well where I was
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>740038007I already have a PC but it's a bit datedRTX 3080i9-10850k32GB DDR4
>>740038618>the deck has infinitely more potential than any modern Nintendo consolekek the 'ECK can't even run switch 1 games very well. It's only good for playing decade old games. I don't know why shills say this thing can play anything
>>740039316>Unless you're into total war or fps gamesOr just gaming in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5TMzD6NgnkSAAR
>>740041329Snoys will look at this and say it's GOTY
>>740025308You're thinking of Tanabe. Sakamoto made Dread.
>>740041329What's this one gonna be about?
>>740040059That is still far more powerful than a switch 2. The switch 2 is a glorified 1050ti, with a way, way weaker cpu and only a third of the vram/ram.
>>740041947But I legit can't play any modern games anymore, they all seem to require much more ram, ddr5, and 4000 series GPUs
>>740020163>discount by getting a ywon digital version of a dry nothingburger first year launch title>also buy now before we crank up the price nice try diddy. Ill wait for the smash themed oled model. no games on the console currently anyways.
>>740032983Another -48395 to ziony. Fraid so
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
>>740038618Not really no. It's just another prebuilt PC.
>>740043648It's always how it's been.
>>740043917>guy just happily holding his drm boxCouldn't a better image been chosen for this?
>>740042832With those specs, yes you can. Anny game that can't run decently well on that is unoptimized, just tweak your settings if need be. Getting a switch 2 is not going to hep you here it is a way weaker system that wouldn't be able to run whatever game that setup might struggle with.
>>740020163Lah fucking mao.It's the end of the fucking road for Fagtaro Fuck-You-Kawa and his kike buddy "investors".
>>740020163NlNTENDEAD
>>7400264412 decades of them releasing a nicer version of their current console after a year or two
>>740046686NINTENDICKS (cut off)
