For me it's games with giant telepathic female spiders who flirt with humans and make them uncomfortable.
>tfw no giant telepathic spider-wife to lay eggs inside you
>>740020387I like enemy when they are particularly sassy
>>740020387Why would that make someone uncomfortable? A monstrous spider flirting with you implies that she's intelligent, has human-like emotions, maybe even a peculiar sense of humor, where she likes fucking with people. That no longer makes her a terrifying eldritch monster, but a person you can ally.
>>740021175you can't be sure it's genuine sapient and not just mimicking some human sounds to bait you
>>740021175Physical form spooky people anonny
Spider? I hardly know her!
>>740020387Name 5 games with thatSexy anthro spiders don't count.
>Christopher
>>740021412avernum 1 to 5
>>740020387Arachnophobia mode: ONyep its gamer time
That adam sandler movie about it was pretty good
>>740021547Yes can't say yes?
>>740021324Flirting actually requires some sort of intelligence, which goes beyond mere mimicking.>>740021368Wouldn't you love to be able to say that you have petted very dangerous monsters like spiders, dragons or undead and they just let it happen?
>>740021547That passage is how you can tell the person, who wrote it, never played DnD. You can't just have a creature "kiss your knee" during dialogue. The player character would not tolerate a touch attack like that, since he doesn't know it's the spider's intention to kiss and not to bite and poison the PC.
>>740020387That literally happens in the Avernum games.
name ten thousand games
>>740020387Spiders are ugly
>>740020387
>>740021902you are a midwit.
I love spiders, but Tarantulas suck. They way they randomly fling their barbed hairs at you is just, wow, what a horrible creature.
>>740021934>>740021547Sometimes I love videogames>>740021597*philia
>>740021902There's a huge dialogue before that, also those spiders are retarded.
>>740022406Grounded having arachnophobia mode is so gay. Every single insect looks more disgusting and revolting than a spider, especially fat hairy tarantulas who are the least scary spiders. Like nigga come on, ants, roaches, larvae and shit look far more hideous.
>>740020387You know, even if it looks like that i am desperate enough to go for it,
>>740023027Larva aren't nice to look at, but there's a reason for everything in nature
>>740023095She's probably into bondage
>>740021516Raymond the Gun
>>740021902GET A LOAD OF THIS NEVERKISSED
For me it was that one spider lady you could talk to with Talk To Animal in BG3 who talks to you sweetly in a the boner inducing Scottish accent.>Yes, my desire>Closer, my sweet!>I will wrap you, and bind you, and bite you, and eat you!Fuck. It made me want a Drider companions with the exact same voice and same personality.
>>740021659"Player freedom" my ass. Lemme kiss the friendly spider back, coward devs.
>>740024971>Dridercringing cowardice
>*pounces on you* :3
Name 3 games.Hard mode: no Jackie Chan.
>>740025113A Drider not being freaky enough for is retarded, considering there hasn't been a single game where devs would let you have one as a companion or fuck one. Also no one is impressed by you for wanting to fuck a spider.
>>740020387read crypt of the moon spider and its sequel
What are the most horrible spider facts you know?
>>740025471Some of them are big enough to eat birds.
>>740025471Spiders don't participate in democracy or capitalism
>>740025471The average human swallows eight hundred spiders while they sleep, every night.
>>740025656That explains why I am so fat.
>>740020472Uh no the eggs go in the FBI agents
Would you live with your spider wife down in the deep webbed matriarchal nightmare caverns where her kind dwell beneath the earth?Or would you have a cabin in the woods near the cave entrance.
Same
>>740025471giant telepathic female spiders who flirt with humans don't exist
>>740021175You are aware of what female spiders do with the males after sex?...
>>740020387There's a whole village of spiders like that in Avernum 2
>>740020387>"giant" spider>look inside>barely taller than a manpssh
>>740028059Cuddle?
>>740021547>you can't go see the webwhat the fuck this is bullshit.
>>740028059stop spreading harmful stereotypesnot all species engage in cannibalism and there are cases where a male will voluntarily impale himself on the female's fangs to offer himself as a sacrifice so she doesn't have to hunt and has enough food to produce eggs
>>740028059they wrap their pedipalps around your waist, carefully dig their fangs into your thighs and don't stop sucking until you're empty
>>740028478Truly spiders are romantics at heart.
>>740028059Not if you cook some nice meal for her first, romantic candles and all that shit
>>740020387Beyond the Aquila Rift?
Christopher, my son...
SPIDER PUSSY
>>740031394BOOOOO
spiders are unnerving as fuck and nothing can convince me otherwisewith any other living being, you can sort of know which way it'll move or what kind of behavior it will have. not so much with spiders
>>740032232tru
this is some next level mental illness
>>740034417second onethird one is assless chapsfirst one is crotchless pants
>>740034532Yeah but what about the cocaine spider?
>>740034476WTF! pedo spiders are out of control! @FBI @10DowningStreet @PlayStation do something we need spider age verification to protect spider kids!!!
>>740020387Reminder to let spiders live with you, they are of a higher spiritual power than we are, I'm not even trying to be funny, they have powerful souls. See what happens when you be nice to them, you'll be surprised.
>>740035294Humans used to do the same thing to avoid being divorce raped.
>>740021175I dont understand arachnophobia
>>740020387>that thread on /qst/ where we married a giant spider, took over a magic castle and had little half-spider kids that looked like Muffet from UndertaleGood times.
>>740034532This is why she will never win the darling bowl.
>>740035782I saw a sizeable spider crawling up my wall the other day. I let it be.
>>740020387Oh yeah... spiders.
>>740020387God I need a spider wife to make spider babies with.
>>740020387Avernum?
>>740020387>you wake up to the ceiling/floor rapidly spinning and many blurring slender appendages in stupor>"I just thought I'd tuck you in. :3"
>>740038989cute!
>>740020472Thats what you look like after the eggs hatch
>>740025471Some are communal.Someone in human history has probably fallen into a hole or bush with a colony of spiders, enough to cover them like that ant scene in Indiana Jones.
