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Why does my Expie only get last stands when I'm trying to fucking put my dog to sleep peacefully.
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Piggyback
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Why is it harder to get the fucking thing killed when you *want* it to die so you can end the run that got fucked up.
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>>740023780
>See this game gettin shilled
>Give it a try
>Does the tutorial for the basics
>Start game
>Can't see shit
>Too many status effect to keep track of
>Controls are very bad, no sense of weight or whatever you are supposed to grab
>You drop 20ft randomly for no reason
>Can't explore shit, 10 minutes wasted on trying to climb or descent but then randomly just get injured from shit I can't see.
>Get bored
>Quit
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>>740027165
This game is trying to be something like Fear and Hunger, it's just really badly made.
The only reason people give a shit about this is the torture porn with the generic furry stuff slapped on it
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>>740027274
>It's trying to be like fear and hunger
It's literally nothing like it beyond "there's suffering."
This is why nobody like fear and hunger fags anymore.
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>>740027274
>something like Fear and Hunger
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>>740027165
These are all pretty big skill issues.
>Can't see shit
you have a flashlight, you're supposed to grab glowfruits if you're really desperate.
>Too many status effects
Only if you catastrophically fuck up
>Controls are very bad
The inventory is clunky but that's by design, the controls aren't that bad really once you play more than 20 minutes
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>>740027165
are you one of those normies that doesnt read tooltips or anything? the game throws more than enough information at you if youre paying attention. pay more attention.
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>Watching some Factorio youtuber I recently got into
>All his videos are long, quiet, and he explains all his build and playthroughs, perfect for me to fall asleep to.
>next week later get a notification that he uploaded
>It's a fucking casualties unknown retrospective out of NO WHERE
>Worst part is he not only explains that he doesn't think it's just furry torture simulator for sadists but I'm 90% sure he's a stealth channer
>300k+ views
>>740027821
>>740027274
>Becoming Fear and Hunger: Furry Edition
This is not what the game is but the community can and has absolutely gone down that direction.
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>>740028007
>These are all pretty big skill issues.
No.
>you have a flashlight, you're supposed to grab glowfruits if you're really desperate.
Flashlight barely does anything. Sound effects are even worse. I got pushed down by a geyser but the whole thing is invisiuble even if you shine light at it. Goes for anything water.

>Only if you catastrophically fuck up
The game gives you 4-6 status effects just for being out of breath

>The inventory is clunky but that's by design, the controls aren't that bad really once you play more than 20 minutes
Inventory is managable trash. Trying to climb anything in this game is miserable. Hlaf the time you can't latch onto anything like a rope, it just randomly slips and drops you to you death. Very fun.
>are you one of those normies that doesnt read tooltips or anything? the game throws more than enough information at you if youre paying attention. pay more attention.
Which tooltip explains why I can't grab a rope or wall jump randomly so I can fall to my death?
Also which tooltip explains why you can't see shit.
>Becoming Fear and Hunger: Furry Edition
This is not what the game is but the community can and has absolutely gone down that direction.
So this game is not only badly made with shit controls but also doesn't have interesting atmosphere either.
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>>740028976
dosh is /ourguy/ and frequents these threads and has said multiple times he'd tear up an expies asshole male or female
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>>740029332
>So this game is not only badly made with shit controls but also doesn't have interesting atmosphere either.
That's LITERALLY not what I said at all?
The game's atmosphere is great with how crushing it is, it's sound design is impeccable with how it handles injuries and severity as well as the music system being dynamic based on condition.
FaH has it's own thing.
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>>740029536
>dosh is /ourguy/
based
>frequents these threads
surprising
>and has said multiple times he'd tear up an expies asshole male or female
I don't believe you.
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>no sunflower seeds
>no cigarettes
>no flat caps
We got tracksuits, sneakers, squats, vodka and balaclava. Full gopnik when?
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>>740028976
that's dosh. he is/was a regular over at /egg/. played Starbase with him.
so yeah, he's 100% a channer.
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Protip: LRD solution weighs significantly less if not kept in an LRD. For example, if you put it in an IV bag for storage, you'll save almost half a unit of weight. And that's for only 75 ml of the stuff. It's not too hard to move the liquid back before healing yourself so if you have an extra container, this is a good way to save on carry weight.
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>>740031383
Mini barrel of 6 liter of LRD
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>end up stuck between a thornback, a shade crawler and a spike trap
>"how could this get any worse?"
>earthquake starts, flings me through the spike trap
>too weak to inject my opium
we almost made it lil buddy
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This game is pretty fucking neat
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>>740031383
Thats a strong opiate so unless you have internal bleeding dont fuck with lrd
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There should be a challenge mode where you have to transport a fat milky as a team all the way to the lowest layer and back up without the milky player dying.
The milky player is constantly hungry and tires incredibly easy and also possesses the normal milky narcolepsy. In addition, they struggle to wall-jump because of how heavy they are.
Dunes are also compelled to try to eat the milky. This includes dune players when their mood is low.
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soft milky paw pads
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>>740032129
I spam LRD at any time I'm injured and I'm fine.
just dont use it over 3 times unless you are in a panic because youll get mild addiction from it.
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>>740032486
This feel like some fuck up experiment the scientists want to run.
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>>740024279
Cute OC.
>>740032506
It took THIS long for a "FUCK EXPIES/MILKIES/DUNE" post?
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>>740032647
i don't wanna fuck them
i just want to squeeze those beans
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>>740027274
No idea how these two are related, fear and hunger is dogshit RPG maker slop.
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>>740027862
unlucky elder spawns are pretty much the only things that end my runs now. They're so gay
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>>740032647
Who the hell wants to fuck a dune? They're retarded and will probably just bite it off.
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Who is voyagar?
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>>740034395
racist cat
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>>740034395
Some discord chud shit and nothing to do with this game
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>>740023780
idgi
i'm seeing people saying they cried playing this game so I thought it was some good shit but then I play it and it's just a survival simulator
am I missing somerthing
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>>740035513
Think of it like a hardcore tomagachi.
Take care of your creature
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>>740035513
If you have no internal monologue this game isn't for you
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>>740035128
He's in the game, see.
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>>740036603
what do you mean by that?
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>>740037383
you must empathize
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Ass first
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>>740037637
fun fact: if an expie's ass can fit through an opening then their whole body can fit too
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>>740037546
it's a video game
I don't feel sad when I die in minecraft
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>>740037756
Obviously. Have you seen those hips?
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>>740037790
do you feel sad when your dog dies in minecraft?
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>>740037546
NTA but I felt a little bad at first but I got desensitized after enough time played and now think it's more funny than anything. IDK if I'm alone in thinking this.
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>>740038498
Same, couple of first deaths were shocking and all but now I'm more worried that I'll lose all the equipment I have and will have to start over

It's honestly a very good motivator to keep your expie healthy and happy
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>>740033549
I want to pat one am 100% sure is a bad idea but I want to do that
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>>740035513
>Cried
Likely an overexaggeration but I know people definitely feel for the little bastards.
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>>740034395
Superior being
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>>740027165
Having to do the same crafting and research motions repeatedly is legit tedium.
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>"AHHHHHHHHH PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!"
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>>740038796
Get off the internet, stupid purple cat thing.
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>>740028976
Dosh is an actual oldfag. Shame he's embracing streaming cancer, it's been the death of every channel I've liked that embraces it because it makes more money for less work.
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>>740027165
You start with a flashlight retard
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One billion expies
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>>740032779
And Scav Prototype is dogshit Unity slop.
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>>740032486
Any group descent stuff would be interesting to see.
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>>740037756
But what if the opening fits in their ass
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>>740040996
Use the multiplayer mod
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>>740023780
what the fuck is this game even about
i see this shit like every fucking day on this gay ass site. there is NO WAY this isnt some marketing thing
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>>740038752
i teared up when my first expie died, and a few times since, but never outright cried. id guess those people felt emotional and just said they "cried" because that's more striking, but i wouldnt be suprised if some people really are that easy to get a reaction out of.
>>740042521
it must be difficult to lack imagination
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>>740039190
Straight-up fractured that limb.
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>>740042521
4chan has been raided by Discord users for over a decade. This is just another one of those.
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they deserve better
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>>740027274
>This game is trying to be something like Fear and Hunger
nah i'm getting some real "Boss Baby" vibes from this one
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>>740043025
>>740042521
of all the fucking games to claim being a marketing scheme and to whine about discord you chose one of the few threads actually posting webms and gameplay alongside its discussion.
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>>740043589
Just a smokescreen to hide its true nature. Easy enough to do if they're playing the game themselves.
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>>740043459
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>>740039804
Never, you stupid milky
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>>740044147
Fuck. It's genius. I bet they actually enjoy the game too.
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repoasting
>>739902723
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>>740042521
It's 1-3 discord fags bumping the thread every time it hits page 9. To be fair it does get active sometimes though when the rest of the discord come online to post discord fanfics, discord fanart and discuss sex with animals. By the way all the furries in this game are canonically hermaphrodites and are all around 10-12 years old
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What are the implications of the expie's seemingly addressing someone else when they are refusing to do something due to mood? Is it just the assumption that they are being monitored by the scientists or are the experiments actively being manipulated?
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>>740045107
stop
shut up
don't get sucked into the vague zoomer lore bait
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>>740045107
They could just be a schizo.
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>>740045218
No I wanna know why my little dipshit refused to use his fucking bandage while saying fuck you despite injuries being perfectly survivable. It cost me my run.
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>>740045657
just click the bandage again
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>>740045085
Does everything have to be discord to you people? What if I'm just a regular dude?
I see expie sad
I want to save
Simple as
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>>740045107
don't you ever talk to yourself when your alone? Like, if I'm alone and I consider doing something but decide against it I'll say "nah better not" or something. Or if I'm doing something I'll talk about what I'm doing while doing it so I don't forget what I'm doing. Doesn't everyone do it at least a little?
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>>740045657
His mood was too low. It can get low enough to where they wont let you heal them.
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>>740042521
First-aid and pharmacology edutaintment program.
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>>740039190
I still get filtered by this minigame. I don't understand why my swipes work sometimes but not always.
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>couldn't roll a shotgun before elder thornback hours
well I guess this run is over
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>>740023780
>Start run
>Find shotgun
>No ammo. Guns never spawn with any ammo
>Whatever. hang onto it until i find some
>Shit happens
>More shit happens
>Expies mood is extremely low
>Whips out shotgun on his own and puts it in his mouth
>"hahaha you dumbass its got no amm-"
>mfw
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>>740047171
you know the observer is LAUGHING up there in the orb as it manifests that shell
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>>740027165
Skill issue
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>>740047171
12g is the easiest ammo to make son
Shotgun holds 6 shells, make sure to chamber it for a 7th
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>>740039981
he said he's still going to make the stream into a video. i think if he only cared about money he would just keep making factorio videos (also he claims he turned down like 20grand to shill warthunder in his satisfactory video)

>>740045107
dev said it's just them talking to themsleves, and doesn't like 3rd person interpretations. i think alot of people overthink stuff when answer is the dev is just not very good at writing and expressing things
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>>740048331
>he turned down like 20grand to shill warthunder
at that point you're just a retard (or swimming in money already)
no wonder they all take those ad deals wtf
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>>740046971
If you've got a machete or laser drill for digging you can just run away.
It sucks to not be able to loot any of the sealed rooms, but it's not like there are further layers in the current demo.
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>>740048331
I'm still salty. I'm pretty sure I could have pulled things back if the depression doom spiral didn't slow down my healing attempts so much. It all got kicked off with an unlucky turret hit that lead into a tragic fall to the bottom of layer 3.
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>>740048331
Well, damn... i will just invoke death of the author and continue to believe expies can through random observer bullshit vaguely break the fourth wall when they are sufficiently derealized due to trauma. It certainly makes fucking up more painful to me.
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>>740048331
>Dev doesn't like the 3rd person interpretations
GOD CAN THIS FUCKING FAGGOT NOT STUB ANY FUCKING INTERESTING PLOTLINE OR POSSIBILITY FOR FIVE SECONDS???
The third person interpretation felt so fucking obvious and implied, especially since he outright said that there's supernatural shit and with the observer.
Seriously this is the equivalent of a crackhead being handed a golden goose and killing it to make a soup out of it's meat.
Literally all the theories and plot possibilities are much more interesting than what the fuck this fuck ass teen is doing with it.
Gunsaw and Gooey's plots fucking SUCK yet he seems desperate to still tie those in instead of retconning them.
Fucking fantastic setting, DOGSHIT writing.
>u r mad anon!!!!
Yes I fucking am.
I thought his ass was cooking with the idea that Expies were merely being influenced by (you) and that added to the idea of being responsible and guilty for him instead of it being like "Oh I died lol" it's "oh fuck i got him killed" which ADDS TO THE GAME. It pisses me off that I like this setting so much.
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>>740048939
If your expie is turning into a doomer the solution is drugs.
Opiates loan happiness from the future. If you get nice and high, you should be content enough to heal without issue. You'll come back down eventually and the withdrawal will hurt, but it can give you the time to recover from big mistakes..
The fent dogs need their fent.
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>>740049032
the dev is just a teenager. it's safe to death of the author them because they change their own lore on the daily. i don't think they even thought about stuff like that. >>740049206 dev kinda went queit on the topic after the factorio man video so maybe he took it back, or just realized ppl liked that interpreteation more
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TOMORROW
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>>740027165
Better than me.
>Fought with the controls so long my character blacked out irrevocably in the tutorial
>Can't proceed.
>Quit out
>Quit game
>Watch autistic friends who have 400 hours in the fucking demo and a multiplayer mod play instead and have fun.
Another venture in gaming lost due to inadequacy. I'm too stupid to enjoy most games.
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>>740049434
tomorrow
sex
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>>740049417
On one hand, you absolutely should most of the time stick to your guns and play out that interpretation you have in your head instead of letting your fans dictate that based on "i like it better that way".
But at the same time this feels like one of the times that no, you shouldn't stick to your guns this time because really anything is better than shutting down this line of theory.
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>>740048419
>Having principles is retarded
Not everyone is brown. Streamers deals go into the hundreds of thousands. Anyone watching these paid shills is literally cattle for the slaughter.
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>>740049434
>>740049464
Milk
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>>740049671
I thought Milky only has a single pair of fins.
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>>740027165
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>game already has a meta
the absolute worst thing you could ever possibly have in a roguelite is a fucking checklist
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>>740049873
noita at least has snowballing potential
cu is just misery
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>>740049979
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>>740049434
Its a good thing i'm far too shy to ever play vrchat.
I don't think i'd be able to contain my spaghetti at the sight of this sex beast, even in the knowledge that the person behind is almost guaranteed to be an obese man with a voice changer.
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>>740043589
>of all the fucking games to claim being a marketing scheme and to whine about discord
you really think a tranny furry game ISN'T getting shilled by discord fags?
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>>740050106
no its just shilled by people who like the games setting, medical system, and of course people who wanna fuck the expies I won't lie about that last part. I guaruntee you only 10% of these thread posters actually go into the discord and even less do it outside of lurk hunting for the lore the dev occasionally clarifies.
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>>740049671
I want to do unspeakable things to this creature
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>>740050254
mhm
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>>740050334
what are they saying?
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>>740050334
>NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
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>>740050334
Cute Voyager loaf meeting. Did you draw that, Anon?
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>>740034395
Preety cute hitler kiitty that loves humans and hates his all the other sawians
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>>740049979
speak for yerself
it is possible to snowball the fuck out of your stats with boosters and gymmaxing and then run around like a retard, eating shrapnel with face and not giving a fuck while carrying twice your own bodyweight
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>>740049959
Play it anyway you like faggot.
>Inb4 whining that the start is bag crafting
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>>740051560
tbf they should probably give the player a fannypack or a pouch with a random personal item at the start because what's the point of the limited inventory if the first thing the player does is remove it
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I feel like I'm too dumb to play this game
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>>740050592
bro straight up said "scream"
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>>740050592
I like how dialog is all "scream" then "AHHHH"
It implies hes literally yelling the word "scream"
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>>740052032
Clearly it's Scream-o-Vision
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>>740043459
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>>740052245
>coal rat
That Milky think he a Voyager.
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>>740052245
Milkies can be mean fuckers in their own way.
They have some nasty lines in the next patch if you happen to be dying in front of them.
No patience for the weak. Emergency milky training must not come with bedside manners.
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>>740052704
They're confirmed to be nicer to other Milkies though, so there is confirmed bias.
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>>740052704
That's just the typical Emergency Milky response.
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>>740052704
What the hell is wrong with those fuckers? did the (possible) cetacean genetic material somehow come with utterly psychopathic behaviour attached?
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>>740052278
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>>740052704
Further confirmation i was right to blast one of those fedora wearing little shits with a shotgun
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Someone posted a link to an archive full of gunsaw fanart in one of these threads.
Anyone got the link to it?
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>>740023780
Greetings, fellow /sawiggers/. This idea suddenly popped into my head and it sounded funny and maybe kind of fun so now I'd like to make it real. I'd like to host an unusual but silly and quick speedrun challenge multiplayer lobby in about an hour or two.
The ridiculous goal of this joke lobby I have in mind is very simple:
FIRST ONE TO KILL THEMSELVES, WINS
I should be able to use the "skiplayer" console command to instantly load the next layer where we'll immediately compete to die first again, with each layer presenting different and unique opportunities and challenges for killing ourselves as quickly as possible.
I think I'll have it be a max settings lobby too, so max loot and traps.
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>>740053263
You mean the vidya booru? I've been uploading OC art Anons have drawn here to there.
https://vidya.pics/post/list/sawian/1
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>>740053526
Not that one but thanks.
I thought the vidya booru got nuked.
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>>740053526
HE'S REACHING FOR HIS PENIS!
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>>740053263
Are you talking about the discord art scraper?
https://expiearts.fun/
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>>740053263
>>740053589
Oh you mean the discord fanart scraper?
https://expiearts.fun/
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>>740052857
if some random fucker broke your window, slid into your room ass-first, offered to trade you some fern leaves for your miku collection and then died on your bedroom floor you'd be posting about what an asshole he was
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>>740053787
Hmm now I wanna know how much an expie corpse is worth to a Dune trader.
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>>740033736
Voyagers dont take showers and are afraid of water, what would they smell like if you take a huff?
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>>740053919
Barely restrained and long-neglected arousal. BUT only when around (You).
If you let one sit on your leg or lap, make sure to place a towel down beforehand or you'll end up soaked.
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>>740053919
Salty coins and milk. From all the facials it gets on the regular its starting to get crusty, please take a bath.
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>>740054487
you know those fuckers purr like a sports car when kneading on (you)r lap
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>>740053919
Cat breath and sweat.
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>/oursawian/
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Im so compelled to make a voyager story...but how do I write literally hitler being wholesome?
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>>740053423
I think people are holding off on the multiplayer stuff until the June update
at least, that's what I'm hoping is happening and not people just losing interest in /v/ rooms
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>>740055128
Voyagers believe that everyone other than humans are below them, so write about a voyager that's trying to prove how much better they are by fawning over their human.
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In-game description for Mercury says it's "good for skin care". So what happens when you spray it on yourself instead of drinking/injecting it?
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>>740055381
I dunno, i think the dev is just triyng to kill someone, possibly in real life.
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>>740053767
damn this is fucking cute
i just wanna rough this little fucker up and molest their beans____
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>>740054701
>voyager wanting you to fuck her over the bowling ball expie having a seizure while emergency Milky stabilizes the expie
Researchers getting weirded the fuck out by how much more fucked up a voyager is even compared to the worst of the worst human employee
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>>740049873
>>740050029
I would love a collab with noita in either game. But literally any wand appearing in casualties unknown would rape your expire
>Get wand with ???
>Expire shoots off a test shot at a wall
>GIGA DISK gibs you and you lay on the ground cut in half until you die
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>>740053423
SUICIDE SPEEDRUN LOBBY IS UP.
>WHAT ARE THESE SAWIANS RUNNING FROM?
>THEY'RE NOT!
>THEY'RE RUNNING "TO" THE GALAXY'S DARKEST GAMESHOW IN HISTORY
>get fired up for
>FXC
FASTEST
EXPIE
TERMINATION
CHALLENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/Boww2fJUEHc?t=3624

>Server Name
Casualties Anonymous
>Password
nigger
Join me for quick and non-serious shenanigans. Don't forget to set server browser physical distance to worldwide.

>>740055325
>I think people are holding off on the multiplayer stuff until the June update
Literally me. I'm waiting for the 7.0 final demo update + the multiplayer mod update with rewritten synchronization code that will hopefully solve issues anons have been experiencing.
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>>740055740
>Can find wands in CU
>No mana to cast with
>Can find medical supplies and some of the drugs from CU in Noita
>Injuries don't exist to use the supplies on and the drugs are only the ones that require injection
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>>740056514
Mana doesn't come from the character, it's built into the wand, anon. And injuries and status effects do in fact exist in noita
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>>740056627
Oh yeah that's right about the mana, I always just end up using only one combat wand and forget you can carry one of those pump and dump wands then just switch back to a more consistent one.
Also I guess you can get physically sick in certain ways, but 90% of the statuses are either stains or curses and not really the kinds of things most of the CU supplies would be useful for. I mostly was just implying the drugs would be useless since you can only stain or ingest potions in Noita. I don't know what you'd consider an "injury" at all in Noita though.
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>>740055917
What the fuck we got absolutely destroyed by Anon who won most of the rounds. My clever plans for quick deaths were foiled. What I thought was a clever plan to instantly kill myself in layer 1 was consuming a mushtail and passing out and drowning in water. Which I did but then I simply woke up before I started drowning.
Anon was crowned the suicide speedrun king of tonight and the reward I built for him in the sandbox crashed the game when it went off kek.
Suicide speedruns are indeed kinda fun and could perhaps be yet another lighthearted way to unwind after a long exhausting multihour descent session.
I can also now confirm that the "skiplayer" console command works perfectly in multiplayer.
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>>740056910
yeah the only thing an alchemist might want these substances for is setting up fungal shifts or something. he can already trivially become immortal by bullying those heartbreak guys or probably like ten other ways

you can rectify the lack of injuries by considering that he's pretty close to godhood already. he just arrives with nothing but a flask of mud and his shittiest wand for some reason

>>740055740
>literally any wand appearing in casualties unknown would rape your expire
idk they'd probably appreciate a way to shift dimensions until they get somewhere that isn't full of assholes
but none of these retarded doggos have the INT for that
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babe wake up new C:K just dropped
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>>740055917
I suggest Corporation scientists document and research this most unusual method of locomotion Experiments are capable of. Perhaps it could be used for transporting them through tight claustrophobic tubes or pipes like a larger kind of hamster tube network.
Perhaps we could simply send them through the facility's ductworks to clean them out by using the furry critters like living dusters.
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>>740058154
>idk they'd probably appreciate a way to shift dimensions until they get somewhere that isn't full of assholes
Perfect NoitaxC:U crossover prompt.
>be sorcerer
>about to descend into the mines. again. gods damn it.
>*VORP*
>a black-furred humanoid dog creature with big orange glowing eyes suddenly appears in front of you looking scared and extremely confused and whining in a language you don't understand
wat the fuck do u do in this situation????
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>>740029332
>Hlaf the time you can't latch onto anything like a rope, it just randomly slips and drops you to you death.
You need to hold up to grab onto a rope.
Afterwards you can release up and use down (or up) to climb in that direction.

>Wall jumps
I'm not sure the game ever tells you, but you have to HOLD spacebar to walljump properly.
If you try to click it when you press off a wall it fails 9/10 times and you get the behaviour you saw.
IIRC the dev said that it should work better in the next patch on the fourth.

>can't see shit.
Press ESC and turn up the brightness.
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>>740055917
Worst emergency milky ever.
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what is the game objective?
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>>740055917
Making up games to play while waiting for players to join in the sandbox is fun. This one I call Nondescript Can Roulette. I lost instantly.
>>740058982
Recovering the Cargo™ at the bottom of an alien planet's huge cave system for the megaCorporation® that lost it and created you and forced you there.
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>>740055128
Local bully not so tough after experiencing headpats and scritches
But really I don't think voyager fits wholesome. Being a dickhead is half their gimmick.
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>>740055917
The latency worked to your advantage here and let you guys both hit the coil. It wasn't anywhere near enough to be fatal unfortunately. I really wanted to get raped by that tentacle but it only gave me a little kiss and then threw me back onto the unconscious expiepile you guys made below.
We got a poor level generation for layer 5, it was really closed off without accessible traps.
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>>740058634
i mean the specifics depend on whether i've found a chainsaw rune yet but i'm sure he's full of gold nuggets
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>>740058634
>mysterious creature i've never seen before holding a wand
IMMEDIATELY kill it with zero fucking hesitation whatsoever. Very sorry poor unfortunate expie but anything with a wand is kill on sight, that's just how it is.
But if it doesn't have a wand? Also probably just immediately kill it. Sorry again, expie, thats just how noita is.
I'd maybe possibly consider hesitating if it didn't have a wand and also spoke my language.
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what would YOU be interested in seeing in a casualties unknown fanfic, anon? im making something and am very open to suggestions at this early stage. picrel.
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>>740060171
Okay so listen up, I have this great idea, so there's this guy who's really depressed and a package comes in from someone and there's a small expie there and the guy has to raise it and cures this depression and stuff, and I even have that great name for it that rhymes with "guy fiddle next bean"
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>>740058373
Doc's new limbs could promise to be pretty cool and useful, especially if they're stronger than any human. Imagine Doc being able to crush crunch and tearing shit apart with his new bling, such as any monsters lurking in the darkness.
Doc should name his new crew of brave expie adventurers. Maybe not necessarily all at once, but perhaps whenever he's inspired by their own unique traits. Such as physical, mental, emotional, or behavioral traits and quirks and stuff. Would be cute and endearing and deepen their bonds and emotional closeness, which would make their inevitable terrible horrible nightmarishly grisly deaths all the more tragic because they're not just soulless expendable numbers anymore, they're his people with names and thoughts and feelings and shared mutual camaraderie.
I hope they succeed, wish them the best, and pray that the inevitable deaths of all or most of his expies (especially D-125) doesn't make Doc kill himself or mindbreak him.
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>>740045107
Same reason why Sonic looks at the camera and yawns if you don't touch your Genesis controller for a few seconds. Not every 4th wall break has to have muh deepest lore implications.
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>>740060171
i am dying to see anything about corp's counter-intelligence or other actors who may try to break in or spy for their own benefit, especially if it's related to expies. doesn't have to be the main thing, just mentions and lore on the side of how it manages to keep the secret to well or how some contractor/hacker accidentally discovers expies and then had to run for his life
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>>740059201
Promise a voyager headpats and scritches if it doesn’t berate the others cut out to a almost going to explode of rage voyager trying to interact as calmly as possible just to fulfill their end of the deal
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>>740043459
>not pictured: ten life-threatening conditions
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>>740060171
>what would YOU be interested in seeing in a casualties unknown fanfic, anon?
To put it simply Anon, positive human-sawian relations. That's all.
Ideally being the overall majority state in the setting and so resulting in many smiling and happy Sawians. Doesn't need to be ONLY positive human-sawians, but at the very least the positive outweighs the negative overall.
Please, I need it. I'm reading multiple unending agonizing misery C:U fanfics and desperately need some positivity with these poor furry bastards.

If you'd like me to elaborate,
Sawians mostly treated with respect, like how all people and you and I want to be treated.
Sawians mostly viewed and treated positively by humans. They are cute and endearing!! Even if canonically ugly bioengineered animal-human freaks.
Sawians trusting (most) humans and seeking them for companionship and support, and vice versa with humans seeking and enjoying Sawian company.
Sawians growing and strengthening as fuller more well-rounded people from their interactions with humans, and humans growing and strengthening as fuller more well-rounded people from their interactions with Sawians. Basically Sawians and humans improving each other because of their differences, not despite them.
Sawians enjoying being petted and groomed by humans they like, and those humans happy to oblige.
Most humans not tolerating any abusing and mistreating of Sawians, viewing it similar to abusing defenseless animals. Sawians would probably perceive the mentality as quite patronizing but agree it's far better than the alternative.
Basically Sawians receiving and enjoying the better they so deserve.

And ideally,
Sawians that aren't treated like a subhuman class to be freely taken advantage of with impunity.
Sawians that aren't treated like absolute worthless vermin to be used, abused, and thrown away like garbage.
Sawians that aren't treated like cumrags, living onaholes, and free-use rapemeat.
Thanks for reading my blog.
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Your fanfics are fucking stupid.
All the sex should be in the game itself.
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>>740061452
>All the sex should be in the game itself.
COMING THIS JUNE 4TH
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>>740060171
Pic rel gives me very The Thing vibes. If that's your ambition I recommend watching some X-Files episodes, like the one where they're stuck in the forest with the swarming bugs. If otherwise the setting isn't for horror it'd be cool to see some awe inspiring geology, like giant ice caves with icicles fragmenting the light, or even something real simple like a group of expies building a snowpie and making snow angels. It has a Christmas connotation too, and even though it's not thematic right now, I wouldn't squander the opportunity.
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>>740060171
wtf did expie see?
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>>740060171
I'm looking forward to reading what you make, but I unfortunately don't have much in the way of real suggestions.

If you're dipping into AU territory, I'd like to see a more positive outlook. At minimum dialing back some of the more edgelord company policy would be appreciated. I don't think they should be nice, but a heartless corporation should be able to find better ways to leverage their homegrown slaves beyond throwing their lives away for the lulz.
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>>740053526
>sawains average penis size is the length of your finger and often less
>only 2 species go beyond in this chart
you cant get any worse than this
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>>740058982
Find the Orb of Zot and make it back to the surface. Pretty basic roguelike stuff.
orb not appearing in this free version
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>>740063103
amulent of Yendor you meant
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>>740063131
I considered it, but you're taking the macguffin out, not deeper. You're ascending only in a navigational sense. or are you?
Linley's Dungeon Crawl was the oldest game I could think of where the full return trip was part of the win condition.
Also, the orb actively makes your life miserable, probably like the cargo.
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>>740062530
Cute
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>>740053785
>3k+ art works
I didn't know that this is this popular
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>>740060171
Doc Anon finds a battered and wounded female Expie and rescue her. Initially, she is extremely distrustful and skittish of him, but is too weak to resist or run away. Over time, Anon slowly gains her trust with his work and well meaning demeanor (and his dad tier jokes).
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>>740028976
>retrospective
The game isn't even OUT yet
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>>740048331
>(also he claims he turned down like 20grand to shill warthunder in his satisfactory video)
Stupid decision by the way. People can skip that very easily and he could easily put that money into an investment account if he didn't need it immeditly.
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>>740039190
>dogs when they see a bone
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>>740025451
>but it’s not a sadism fetish game, honest!!
You people disgust me
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>>740064869
semi-review whatever the fuck
>>740065128
When a dog is fucked up, limping, riddled with cancer, clearly is dying a painful death, do you not go to the vet to try and put it down as a mercy?
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>>740053785
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>>740060171
I like to see shit gets unnatural every and then
the game gets blatant thats there cosmic bullshit is getting pulled so its fine to some reality breaking shit just happen once a few times to break up the choking niggertry that is the company
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>>740065361
>the game gets blatant thats there cosmic bullshit is getting pulled
Maybe I completely missed this but what do you mean by this?
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>>740065461
There is an entity that will either fix your body up if you're dying but have been feeling good or put a bullet in the empty chamber of a gun if you're about to kill yourself with it.
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>>740065821
>entity collapses waveforms, changing reality to be what it wants (usually bad)
casualties unknown confirmed for being in the same universe/metaverse as receiver?
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>>740053526
my shitass mspaint is saved and archived in a booru forever
i feel validated
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so why did Vee-3 suddenly get super horny
I really want to give C:K the benefit of the doubt but it really feels like another self serving hmofag jerkfest
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>>740065821
I didn't realize that stuff was supernatural, I just figured it was some demo stuff.
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>>740055128
Do you think a Voyager born on the grey planet would share the same sentiments as one born in the labs?
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>>740066361
I don't think it's sudden. I mean I could be reading way too much into it, but it feels like she looks up to Doc and is attracted to him a lot for trying to save F-071 because where she's from it's not only the humans fucking with the expies its the others expies too, so she just hates them all. She asks about it the first time she has to tend to his hands and then becomes obsessed with Doc very fast and now when he's about to be taken away for good probably she didn't want to miss the chance. Or maybe she was afraid that without Doc she'll be put back in the kennels and then it's a matter of time someone will rape and or murder her so at least she wanted it to be special. I don't know.
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>>740066570
that same human that she looks up to is crippled and stuck in bed with no strength to even push back right?
she wanted to do the raping obviously
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Teaching Feeling but with an expie.
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>>740066701
well she's probably fucked in the head enough to want to do that too
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>>740065128
>It's sadism
t. Snowflake whos never played any actual sadistic games
Postal 1 manhunt soldier of fortune dead to rights party hard fairy fighting nightmare sphere night of vengeance vivisector
All games vastly more violent than this. Manhunt got a sequel and was made by cockstar so it's literally normie main stream
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>>740066361
hmofa doesn't even like it because it's a massive rape fest with guards named "Rapey McRapeMan" and his best friend "I RAPE EXPIES" to the point of retardation
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>>740066767
Sounds kinda based honestly
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>>740066767
>>740066862
none of the human characters even have names in C:K wtf are you on about?
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>>740066880
HOLY SHIT, ANON SOMETHING SHARP JUST ALMOST HIT YOU!!!!
C-could it be that... You missed the point?
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>>740066570
I initially read it as her trying to assert dominance and punish a human in the one situation where she finally has full control and would hurt the human the most (being someone she cared for) as a revenge rape thing, but no, the author is a hmofag so she lovey doveys him for real because he's a beautiful human male and that's all that matters
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>>740067054
>nearly bites open his throat
>lovey dovey
I want to have the relationship you have, anon.
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>>740067136
she's like half-animal I'd be more surprised if there WASN'T any biting
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>>740066570
I'm just pissed that the best part was skipped
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I'm writing C:U FHoMA with human rape and I'm taking fervorous notes on what to do from these threads
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>>740067368
>human rape
As in the human doing the raping? Or the human being raped?
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>>740067368
Someone post the bit from C:K where the new head biologist does the peanut butter thing
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>>740067413
latter
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>>740067453
>>740067368
L O N D O N
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Sawians would make for good mech pilots
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>>740067453
Based
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can Expies say Nigga?
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>>740067948
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>>740067948
If you teach them.
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>>740060171
I want to see the gunsaw cast appear. Every fanfic is about expie and I want to see a chik or roza but dare I say hitler cat aswell
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>>740066396
In the grey planet most voyagers are sadistic enjoying the thrill of the hunt and violence. Humans are probably legends to them by now
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>>740067453
Lmao whats an expie gonna do with his tiny dick?
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I want to FUCK an Expie
Thick af thighs on those mfs
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>>740069569
i mean, an expie is physically half your size
what's your excuse?
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>>740053872
That is a tiny Dune in that vid
Bite-sized bug
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>>740070196
Excessively endowed Expie bullying anon for his tiny dick when
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>>740070264
>"Oh, I didn't realise they took your DNA when they made Milkys."
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>>740068874
>Every fanfic is about expie and I want to see a chik or roza
>but dare I say hitler cat aswell
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>>740058982
Blasting bangers with the MP3 player to raise morale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ED_vk8QQI
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>>740066361
Hmofag here, that story is thinly veiled rape shit and even we don't like it.
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>>740072536
>oh no my murder misery porn story doesn't have wholesome sex with hand holding
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>>740066361
>self-serving hmofag jerkfest
how is that a bad thing
but yeah it felt very sudden and a bit out of character
Vee has managed to avoid getting raped through her wits and cunning and probably throwing some of her expie comrades under the bus so I'd bet she really really hates the thought of sex so her taking the initiative so hard feels out of character

>>740072647
unironically why not? pure misery is boring and samey the few beacons of light in the story before everything really goes to shit and everyone dies a horrible painful death is what makes them compelling
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>>740062530
FROTTAGE WITH SMOL EXPIE PENIS
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taking my expie to greggs to get a sausage roll
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>>740065216
Why would a nigger pay to kill a dog when he can just leave it to bleed out?
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>>740074069
my voyager got called racist in greggs earlier lads
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>>740073852
>the few beacons of light in the story before everything really goes to shit
But that's literally what it is. Both characters are damaged and inexperienced with normal human emotions let alone romance. I mean, what did you expect? Being shit at sex doesn't make it rape.
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how bratty would (you)r voyager be?
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>>740074648
i would break her
i would tell her the inly way i would respect her is if she bent over and got impregnated by an inferior sawian species, maybe a milky because they're smart enough to understand the situation and make fun of her for it
to collect behavioural data of course
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>>740074648
Voyagers wouldn't be bratty to humans. They would act as good as gold when with or around you. It's when they meet others that the claws come out both metaphorically and literally.
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>>740072647
You can write an angsty story without using rape as cheap shock value to force your reader to feel bad.
Also, what's wrong with a bit of fluff with your angst?
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>>740074648
they'd be going SASUGA at every single retarded idea you conjure up
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>>740074902
see
>>740074221
There's very visual murder and gore and suffering in the story. Rape is only referenced, and even then, not explicitly.
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>>740075056
>Rape is only referenced, and even then, not explicitly.
???
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>>740075460
Yes, it's referencing something you don't see happen in the story. And it's not talking about how he thrust his veiny human member inside the quivering expie's well-lubricated hole until his crowd through her velvety insides filled her womb, it's talking about it happening nondescript time in some nondescript manner.

It's also like three chapters apart from the scene these posts were talking about and none of the named characters are involved.
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>>740074792
>break
kek
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>>740075460
>"How many dicks the few unfortunate nice looking ones could take... and dicking them.
Holy fucking corny. Yeah I'm not reading this. Why the fuck do people shill this fic so much?
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>>740075825
yes, i would humiliate a voyager in every possible way by convincing her it's the only way she can earn my true respect and trust
after a few months of that i would unceremoniously send her to the grey planet and start over again with a different one
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>>740075687
Well your tolerance for poor writing is much higher than mine so more power to you. I dropped the story then and there.
>>740075926
I don't know. I guess you have to be the type of person who can watch The end of Evangelion without feeling any discomfort.
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phat phuck expies
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>>740076227
>his claims get disproven
>hurr durr its still bad writing
What's bad about it?
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>>740070913
>be super cool and superior cat creature
>come back from my awesome illegal safari
>be accosted by acoustic anon, he gets handsy, starts petting me
>involuntary reaction.png, start purring loudly
>my carefull cultivated streetcred as the badass apex of our species, gone, evaporated, obliterated
>unless..
>start to loudly proclaim how this is OK and normal because humans are even higher on the totem pole
>the other fucking creatures actually fucking buy into it, oh my observer the fucking retardation of these muttoids
>now I gotta act like this is what I actually believe

The suffering of an elevated mind.
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>>740076241
forcing my expie to exercise to avoid him having a heart attack from eating nothing but junk food
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>>740076241
>>740076392
Guess we know what's causing the earthquakes in the caves.
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>>740076241
>Posting 'please stop overfeeding your expie' on reddit and getting downvoted into oblivion as the owner posts that sadly 'Chonker' has passed away due to heart failure.
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>>740076865
>hey /an/ my expie ate six cakes and now he says he doesn't feel well, what do i do?
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>>740076392
>Bloatlordmaxxing expie that has heart problems but can bench more than you
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>>740077017
I would make my expie fat and lazy, just this ball of happiness sitting on my lap munching on hot chips and viewing me as his entire world of love and treats as I play rimworld but then I would cry cause he dies from a stroke.
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>>740077291
>[muffled screaming in the distance]
>fat fuck expie carrying two full mini barrels of soda
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Silesia Simulator
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Is the update tomorrow or the day after tomorrow
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>>740078238
June 4th is the heat death of the universe.
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>>740076351
Very frequently throughout the first chapter, sentences begin with coordinating conjunctions. While doing this isn't bad grammar per se, (writers can use it for stylistic effect) repetition of such practice causes your story to have very choppy sentences which aren't pleasant to read. At the time, I was willing to overlook it because there aren't that many C:U fics. When I came across the line I posted earlier, my tolerance of those issues vanished.
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>>740078282
Thank god it'll all be finally over
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>>740078282
Thank god, about time.
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>>740077017
>Lex luthors expie
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>>740078289
Anon, based on the time the story updates its some poor Euro ESL guy writing it. If the worst criticism you can come up with is that it's a little bit tough to read then that's a ringing endorsement.
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>>740077579
Injecting him with estrogen.
Unlocking the secret of milky tits.
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>>740078238
It was yesterday.
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>>740078851
if a milky had proportional DDs they would still be tiny in your hands
imagine
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>>740078669
>ESL
Tells me everything I needed to know.
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>>740077842
the toolboxmaxxer quivers in fear at the barrelmaxxer
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>>740079325
It's my own personal conspiracy theory but most of the updates line up with early morning or late evening Poland time. I doubt that it was the ACTUAL DEV writing it, but it could very well be his countryman. But who knows. Some time after C:K first mentioned expie rape someone asked the dev and he said it lines up with the canon.
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>>740079745
The communists and nazis werent shy of a little struggle snuggle, they probably teach it to kids in history class
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>>740079745
As miserable as the game is, the thought of the dev writing this had never crossed my mind.
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>>740079901
I mean look, it's some meme name account on Ao3 that popped up one day with this story. Even if it's not the dev maybe it's a friend of his.
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this theory is stupid, why would the dev bother writing fanfiction when i could just add it as an epda?
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>>740079745
why do the p*lish do this
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>>740080063
>dev got so horny over vee thighs he decides to write a smutfic including another analouge horror story he likes
I can actually see this happening, mysterious flesh pit is cool but it's overwhelmingly loved by the younger crowd
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>>740080169
This. He obviously has a limit on how dark he wanted his game to be.
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>>740080063
I know its utterly fucking impossible, but the tought of it being true is so pants on head retarded i might not survive the laughter.
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I think you're all forgetting the fact that the dev is barely literate.
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This theory doesnt work because the Dev is gay and wouldve made Vee a he
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>>740080414
I don't see the issue...?
The premise is stupidly convoluted but theres nothing wrong with the literacy.
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>>740080414
>>740080584
>race of genetic experiments
>named it experiment
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>>740080502
this is the actually most solid proof against it
dev was groomed to be a boylover he would never do straight shit
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>>740080502
Not true. He would have made Vee a "they" and painstakingly described the expie cock during the sex scene - down to the vein patterns and how it tappers towards the end.
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>>740080584 (Me)
I take that back. There are some issues, but the writing does not match C:K at all.
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>>740080502
>Chasma Couriers is actually the real dev story
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>>740080502
he's not gay though? and what do you think the point is of doing this on a throwaway?
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>>740080736
Dev is polish
There are no gays in Poland
If someone randomly thinks you simply look slightly gay you get fucking beaten in Poland lol
They are pretty based potato people
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>>740081384
my bf is polish
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arousing crotch fluff erotic
sniff sniff
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>>740081384
maybe being a fag in a country of anti-homos is why he's so depressed
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>>740081384
so it's like the changed dev, no wonder he likes the game so much
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>>740081384
he hides his faggotry on the internet, if he showed off his love for cute fluffy boys and girls irl he'd be lynched by his peers
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>>740082676
feels good to be able to show off my love of cute fluffy boys and girls and it being fully accepted
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>>740081896
If he keeps up with his poolishness soon his "is" will metamorphose into a "was" (assuming you aren't a f*manon).
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>>740081384
>There are no gays in Poland
Depends on which part of Poland we're talking.
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>>740081384
Poland is a shithole, but violence against queer people is very rare here.
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>>740067690
Maybe they are good enough to pilot rust bucket urbies with garbage laser pointers... if you are feeling generous.
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>>740085582
expies, as shorties, would probably make excellent tankers
except for the tail, i suppose
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>>740085368
Hmm gee I wonder why
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why do these things not like being touched when they are so touchable
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>>740086571
you need to build up them up to accepting it
or get thicker skin
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>>740086571
She clearly likes it, it's written on her face!
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>>740060746
This is interesting and meshes well with the rest of what I've got in the setting, and will be included.
>>740061338
The world isn't like that quite yet, but maybe with time...
some expie & human friendships will be given the spotlight, it's just that kind of thing isn't the norm.
>>740061739
there'll be a little horror, but only situationally. the awe-inspiring geology is very planned, and i like the expies playing in the snow. i'll try to include that stuff when i think of it.
>>740062103
the Company's policy is written in blood, and their products speak for themselves. they have measurably increased the quality of life of a LOT of people, and saved plenty of human lives. I've put some effort into making sure their actions make *sense.*
>>740065361
This and >740068874 are planned.
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>>740085670
I see sawians being more usefull as (in-mech) co-pilots (due to their small size, some primarily single pillot mechs might be retrofitted to fit them too), technicians and morale support than primary pilots. It would help the human offload some mental strain from heat and weapon management in prolonged conflics, increase odds of survival from breached cockpits (since the sawians can admnister first aid), and overall reduce the chances that ptsd ridden pilots will suicide charge straight into the nearest defensive structure (as such a manouver would likely result on their sawian friend's death), therefore preventing them from delivering expensive military equipment into the enemy's hands.
The average sawian is just far too mentally weak to bear with the stressors of piloting a mech on their own, and it doesn't help that the only two subspecies that might are either narcoleptics who can't keep awake for more than 5 minuts, or giga racists with god complexes which will amost surelly get themselves kileld nearly instantly from some dumb cocky bullshit.
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>>740086571
i was wondering if you're the guy who draws these
if so you should draw milky getting hugged
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>>740023780
The Observer is too amused by your struggle to let you expire so quickly.
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>>740086571
Cute, ow ;(
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>>740086571
Rape correction must be administered on this milky
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I hope we'll be able to find military stuff like backpacks, helmets, boots, jackets etc on later layers
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>>740087858
titanium is getting move to layer 5 but we can craft riot gear now.Update tmr
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>>740065874
>the Observer is actually a manifestation of the Threat
>the company is also a manifestation of the Threat
This would explain a lot.
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>>740086571
Grown ass man btw.
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>>740087547
i am the guy that draws these and i will draw her getting hugged one day
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>>740065874
>>740088175
do not give the expies threat tapes
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>>740088294
We don't sign our posts here.
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>>740088306
>Threat Tape starts
>barely a couple seconds in
>Expie already eating their gun
It would be even worse with Voyagers.
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>>740088306
At least the Threat won't spawn a bullet in your gun whilst you're eating it. It's classier than the Observer.
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>>740088296
Are you going to put a queen of spades tattoo on her as well? I hear that's your thing.
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Fuck off
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>>740088738
Who's off?
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aurafarming milky (he can't actually hold the sword)
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>>740088161
That's cool, I'm looking forward to the update even more and hopefully we won't have to wait for 1.0 until 2027
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>>740088872
didn't know they made zweihanders child sized.
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>>740088962
that looks normal size, it's like almost twice as long as that twink is tall
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>>740090073
It doesn't, the average zweihander is about 160/180cm, and some are even larger. Considering a milky to be 130cm tall, the sword's point shouldn't even be in the frame.
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>>740090570
i assumed the point was going out of frame there
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>>740088962
lol its just a stylized arming sword
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>>740082730
It feels like this expie is eyefucking me, and i don't know how i should react to this.
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>>740092321
taser to the face
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>>740080169
>when i could just add it as an epda
>i
you better add canon human-voyager sexo in the game you damn pole
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>>740023780
Is this some kind of hidden furry bdsm porn game? Like those kinds that hide the kink behind "oh no its just realism, we wanted the players to hear how the character moans after he hit his head on a rock for realism"?
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>Attention all employees. The Dune Fit Pit experiment is starting in 30 minutes. You have until then to finalize your bets.
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>>740094152
Nope, you're actively getting punished for getting the creature injured and really, if you're into that sort of thing then you can get off on any game featuring violence
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>>740094293
I dunno..i'm not into that sort of thing but i can see the difference between getting shot in the head in a shooter and that one game where furries kick your fox in the balls and it shows in detail what happens to the balls when they get kicked.
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>>740094397
That game is definitely some fetish game, this one however doesn't have that energy or vibe at all, I genuinely think it's played 100% straight and the dev just wanted to make a game with a complex health system
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>>740094252
>right dune has full chainmail protecting most of his body and a spear with superior reach.
its over for the sword fag.
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>>740094397
well this game doesn't actually shows the details a lot, which is why (at least for me) it doesn't sets off any guro/ryona/sadomasochist fetish flags
it's more interested in showing you the consequences of getting damaged through gameplay mechanics and abstract visuals rather than directly showing how your character is being hurt
the most you really see is your expie's facial expression changing and him cussing or something and both point towards the fact that the game is trying to make you feel bad about it/pity the little dude since they're both emotional displays instead of fetishistic physical displays like the dude getting his nuts hit and wincing in pain through a painstakingly hand-drawn 20-seconds long animation
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Why are the other tutorials besides the basic one locked behind progression? Medical tutorial seems to be very important and I haven't progressed past the first layer.
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>>740094919
Because fuck you thats why
You really dont need any beyond basic first aid and bag crafting. There should be separate ones for advanced first aid that covers self defib, internal bleeding and brain damage.
High level crafting is not worth it dont waste your time you are a faggot if you try making a laser drill when any crate can drop a better drill
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>>740088294
the milky?
based
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Is dune coming too or is it just milky
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we're all going to make it
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>>740027165
This game sucks, you are better off not playing it. It's edgy, convoluted, and boring, all at the same time.
Like the other anon said, it's just misery porn for people who think Fear and Hunger is a good game.
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>>740094919
You can use noclip to force unlock them by going under the map in the sandbox and hitting the layer boundary twice.
I don't think they should be locked, but both of the locked tutorials are fairly niche or self explanatory. If you needed a defibrillator on layer 1 that run was a wash anyways.
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>>740095752
Dune, Milky, and Shelly are all in the game code to some degree as potential playables.
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>>740095776
based YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT expie
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i apologize to all the flashlightchads, i did not know the flashlight was this good
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>>740094152
>>740094397
There's going to be an actual victory condition in the game, which necessitates the creature be alive.
For most people, enjoying a game is probably a function of winning, or at least doing well, so I think preventing your creature from being hurt or killed is the point, with the depth of virtual suffering existing as a form of negative reinforcement or verisimilitude.
Obviously this won't work on everybody, and it'd be easy to see it as gratuitous without that hook, but that's true of any game that sets out to evoke some kind of feeling. It's good (works on you) or bad (doesn't work on you).
Stones has no way to win, no objective beyond gratifying CBT fetishists to the extent that it ran afoul of Polish law, and isn't even good in its specific context, so I don't believe this has a lot in common with Stones.
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>>740088698
no i won't
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>>740094152
It's an actual game, and the only way it would be considered fetishy is if you already were a sadist/snuff guy. It is furry, and there's like 2 furry properties ever created where the creator doesn't want to fuck the furries, but it doesn't really show at all in-game.
It's just a really in-depth survival against all odds game. The whole sadism/snuff fetishism is just because deaths can be really fucking drawn out because of the in-depth health/first aid system and if you know how to and have the right supplies can save yourself from near-death.
I consider it in a similar vein to Made In Abyss, which is also about survival while descending a big dangerous hole with ample amounts of near death and suffering. The MiA author is extremely pedophilic and it shows very much in his art, but in a way I think the sexualization kinda works well with the "survival in a dangerous place" aspect because it gets you in touch with the characters more as physical, living creatures
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>>740095507
It's just very odd game design because it communicates to me that I can do without medical for the first stage and without crafting until the third stage. Obviously you need to craft from the beginning unless you get lucky and find a bag and a light.
Unfortunately the novelty of the game wears off fast. The medical system is cool, the accompanying minigames are also interesting, but that's about it. Maybe I need to progress more, but so far it feels like I'm controlling a complete pussy that will tire out or get an injury if you look at it wrong. The furry gets a little hungry and thirsty and suddenly my entire screen is blurry. Everything is too dark / there's too much visual noise to distinguish objects and material on the ground. The movement feels very floaty and unprecise, which is the exact opposite I want in a cave spelunking misery simulator where there are traps and deadly falls everywhere. The artstyle and visuals are very nice, but it's worthless if it's too dark to see anything. I don't really empathize with the expie because I'm too busy wishing it a miserable death for being such a failure.
I'm still going to continue playing for now to give it a fair try, but it's getting old fast for me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHDf-PWvu-Y

It's here.
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>>740097007
generally you want to get a light as fast as possible. the npe definitely needs to be worked on, but that's kind of a given in any demo. it might be worth sitting in the sandbox for a short while looking at crafting recipes and giving the wiki a trawl, both of those are massively helpful
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>>740097132
rape this faggot thing
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>>740097132
I hope Ryuvi does one next, I always preferred his model
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>>740097132
its too bad i work at a fucking glacial pace, otherwise this would have been perfect timing for me with the animation idea i had
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>>740097132
now to wait for the mods for other games
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>>740097132
>the one with the slim pupils
Holy sex!
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>>740023780
this is just a fetish game for people who like seeing cute creatures getting horribly maimed, also the controls and inventory ARE convoluted and annoying
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>>740097132
can someone pack this and the expie model into a mega? I'm not logging in some random site to download this
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>>740097132
you got the gif of the expie version?
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>>740097132
>Melanistic
SEX!
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>>740097704
nta but here
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>>740087078
I'm >>740061338 and that's ok, I still want to read your story.
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>>740086571
You forgot to ask for permission, didn't you! Don't worry, if you make a sincere and formal apology she'll most likely forgive you. Milkys are logical and rational like that.
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>>740098273
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>>740097172
Personally I don't really care about the tutorials and I'm fine with experimenting with shit and learning through failure, but locking a tutorial behind progression is just silly. I can imagine that by the time you reach the third layer the crafting tutorial will be mostly useless. Maybe I'm wrong and there's some advanced crafting mechanics, but so far it's very simple - find/craft required materials and craft the item. I reached the second layer and immediately saved and went to check out the medical tutorial and most of it was useless shit I already figured out on my own. I seriously don't believe a new player will reach the second level before having to deal with bleeding, dislocation and also shrapnel and infection, which the tutorial didn't even touch. I do appreciate all the in depth injury and medical mechanics though.
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>>740097132
WHY is it so sexy
WHY does it know its sexy
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>>740098273
always do things to milkies against their will (rape)
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>>740067368
I want to read this too. There's a real dearth of that kind of content and I think it could be fun. The rape part might put a damper on the fun but that's ok, I wanna see the probably deserved revenge rape.
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i want to boop the milky untill it gets mad and tries to maul me (he will fail due to his small frame and weak, dull claws)
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>>740097132
>>740097756
tacticool twink that sucks your cock and calls you gay
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>>740097132
lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
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>>740097132
wanted to quickly check those pawpads and yep it's peak
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>>740097132
built for the gray planet
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>shilled this game to my friends
>they said its a tranny furry game
>i insist its not a tranny game
>look up dev
>dev is a tranny
>put trans flags in gunsaw
So gay and disappointing
Im still going to buy it but i cant recommend it to anyone now
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>>740048419
as someone who is already terrible at lying, it wouldn't sit right with me to shill shit that I don't personally like on a channel where I just post what I like doing instead. Some people just don't need the money.
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>>740101009
Most people are too pussy whipped for a game with consequences for sucking. Thats a good thing. Gatekeeping is a good thing.
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>>740101009
the dev isn't actually a tranny though, he's just a regular ol' fag
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>>740097578
>>740097132
sure. these are the free versions though, so no cute striped socks unfortunately.
https://mega.nz/folder/jmQAhKIZ#TQTsaW3a-qnhxxr8nZ82qQ
post your renders itt
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>>740101350
It doesnt change that its a tranny game

>>740101476
He has pronouns apparently and they arent he/him
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>>740102163
Anon once posted this fat assed edit. She definitely ragdolls and destroys terrain when landing from what should normally be small and harmless jumps.
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>>740102221
He's a changed fag aka groomed by a fetish game in his 14s what did you expect.
He seem to somewhat distance himself from that now but I dont expect anything different
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just for future reference:
in a fic, what is your preferred species demographics? a milkie for every expie and a dune for every milkie, or closer to 5 expies a milky and five milkies a dune?
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>>740103381
for some reason i headcanon that experiments are like 90%-95% of the sawian population
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>>740102464
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>>740103381
it's probably most reasonable to assume that expies are the most prevalent and the rest have about the same numbers, but since they're all lab experiment creatures the exact numbers don't matter anyways. they can just make more after all
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>>740065128
have you never owned a chicken in your backwater country, leaving a sickly/injured animal to die in pain is terrible
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>>740103381
>5 expies a milky and five milkies a dune?
I personally like this ratio with Expies being the majority mass bred fodder, but really you can do whatever ratio you want because the corporation can breed and assign as many of any Sawian as they want.
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>>740102464
ZAMN, is there a link?
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>>740103581
in the epdas, every species has specific numbers for how many were produced, except Experiments/SAW-01s, whose numbers are [Undefined] and who we know have five digit IDs at least, meaning there are at minimum 99999 of them. we know there are 52,080 Oranges/SAW-02s.
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>>740104346
*52,082, excuse me.
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>>740102464
that was me
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>>740097132
fat fucking milkers I mean milky.
>>740104323
Nope, Anon just posted that and left.
>>740105423
POST MORE
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>>740105423
Literally BUILT for being thrown into the cave
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>>740105652
>male style
Whats the female style?
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>>740106148
>i vant to take your fent
>blehh
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>>740105423
[Spoiler]what does expie perineum smell like[/spoiler]
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>>740105423
Humbly requesting your fat-assed Expie standing next to and ass-mogging the FUCK out of the skinny milky model.
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>>740106668
Looks like it changes the torso and glutes shape with the female style having a way bigger and clappable ass.
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>>740107120
fuck
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>>740107120
it's a pitch black void
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>>740106148
cute!
>>740108354
highlight into ctrl-s spoils btw
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>>740099986
uuoooohhh
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>>740109192
Expie beans...
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>>740111515
>>740109192
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>>740107562
i had to scale down the milky model because by default it's actually taller than the expie for some reason
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>>740114016
built for teasing and petting
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>>740114016
Kek nice. Cute and funny. Can we get a view from the back too?
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Where's the patch
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>>740115026
sure
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>>740115915
Milkylets absolutely DESTROYED and BTFO forever. Thank you Anon this is fun and funny.
>>740115482
The 4th. Just two more days.
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>>740094919
The reason (i'm almost certain i saw someone mention) is to avoid overwhelming new players with excessive amounts of information before they start actually playing. From a design perspective it sort of makes sense, as people might just immediately turn off the game if they realize they have to sit through 20 minutes of tutorials before they start actually playing.

In my personal opinion it's not really that big of a deal. The medical tutorial is indeed important later but overkill for the danger levels found in layer 1, and the crafting tutorial is pretty much just optional since good loot is abundant even on the default settings (making complex crafting not be a strict necessity).
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New update, expie washing concluded.
Soon to head deeper and possibly meet other creatures.
>https://rentry.co/7qobznn2
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>>740115915
I thought Milky only had a single pair of backfins, not half a dozen.
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things are coming together
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>>740120416
that was fucking fast wtf
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>>740120416
yeah boy post that shit please
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>>740094919
This anon is correct >>740116821
The dev saw new players doing all three tutorials one after the other (which is exactly what I did) and said that sitting in tutorials for an hour or more was not the intended experience for new players. I think it's a good change, players should do the basic tutorial to know how to play the game and then get thrown into the Grey Planet blissfully ignorant and unawares of the horrors awaiting them, just like how the actual Expies they're controlling has no idea what's happening or why.
>>740118170
>mutual human-expie bathing backrubs
CUTE!! And whew I'm rubbing my forehead with a towel at his latest discovery of Expie's bioengineered anatomy. I know the odds are very low, but may Expie find some of their friends down there. Alive or dead... If they're moving out and traveling through the caves now they're bound to discover the many sad lifeless and bloodstained sawian corpses littered everywhere which will be disturbing for both human and expie alike. I'm glad they have each other for support through the potentially difficult times ahead.
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>>740120416
>>740120703
(also please give an option for the lore accurate spikes, it really annoys me that the expie one doesn't)
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This is a ten-year-old.
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I hope the Dev at least bought the ad for Future Games Showcase at least, this game is criminally unheard of.
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>>740097132
Has akittu said anything about creating a dune model? i know they are less less appealing to the semi-normalfag mind but they are still plenty sexo to me.
also shark teeth.
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>>740121576
>ten-year-old
Adult in Sawian years.
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>>740121576
pitbull named princess
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>>740027165
I think you should kill yourself
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>the key to happiness is junk food and drugs
really made me think
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>>740122705
Just like the average chud.
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>>740121576
>>740122229
>surprisingly friendly as long as they're well-fed
>can probably be trained to just jaw you a bit instead of full-on biting during play
>will still scare the shit out of solicitors and salesmen
I'd give the (not-so-little) guy a shot at pet life.



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