Donkey Kong 64 on NSO this week
>>740030660I don't rent my games.
>tendies are unironically hyping renting games that literally can be emulated anywhere for free
i love monkey bimbos
>No chance ever of Tag Anywherelel, tendies
>>740035765fine by me
>>740030660And that's your Direct. See ya in September!Maybe. Probably not. Who knows anymore
>>740030660can't wait
>>740035765You didn't beat the game.
>>740032607So far I've only found retard console warriors on /v/ who believe people buy NSO specifically for the old games and not for the online functionality, or hell even for the retro controller repops
>>740037025They announced the game last week so nope.I bet they'll show GC Twilight Princess coming to NSO next month though, because I feel like the next Direct will be Zelda-focused (movie preview, some stupid toy/lego announcement, Zelda-themed Switch 2, old zelda remake announcement).
W diddy ahh blud konguncs maldin
>>740030660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLIE54yol8
>>740030660Dicks out for Harambe.
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>>740039579Needs more social media plugs
>>740030660rare has never made a good game
>>740043435yeah, they made great games
>>740030660>>740039579>>740042463The best part about Candy Kong (aside from her Konga Bongos) is the pink lipstick
>>740039579>>740042463This is how HIV started btw.
DK 64 is one of the worst games I played as a kid.By the way, the whole N64 cult is something that genuinely pisses me off because I played all that crap back then, I could already tell they were crap when I was just a kid without much developed discernment, and yet I still have to watch these 40-year-olds today pretending that these ugly-as-hell pieces of trash, running at 16 fps, are games that still deserve to be played...
>>740030660Will it pass the vine test?
>>740044927yeah yeah the evil nintendo cult bla bla bla
>>740037330True, they should get rid of the nso rent games.
>>740035765Even if that was added in, the game wouldn't be that much better. Most of the challenges in the game are kind of ass, being able to swap at any point would just mean getting to mediocre content faster.>>740044927I do agree on DK64 being bad, but I definitely played worse games as a kid, and N64 did have bunch of good games. If it didn't have any, I wouldn't have recognized DK64 as not being good.>>740039579>>740042463I do love 90s Rare, though.
>>740044631can't be great if you were never good in the first place
>>740030660Big juicy watermelons
>>740045915>they started out greatwow Rare was more based than i thought
>>740030660The sheer amount of collectables in this ruined the franchise for me and I never went back despite loving DKC2 (and 3). Played 1 last because it was the last one I bought and it was underwhelming comparatively.
>>740030660I'm looking forward to entering a late game area early so that I can buy all the upgrades before completing the first level of the game.
>>740037543IF they do a Direct this month, I'd wager they'll just have a section about Zelda like they did back in 2021, since that one had four Zelda announcements as well>Hyrule Warriors DLC>The Game & Watch>Skyward Sword HD>TotK preview
I miss unsafe horny bimbo furs
>>740047127based moon kick into crystal caves early connoisseur
>>740030660For me, it's Poppy Kong
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>>740049672My man.
>>740032607Good luck reliably emulating N64 games.
https://youtu.be/yI65c_HYZUI
>>740030660it's free on pc
>>740054414nso is on PC?
