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She should've been the Bond Girl, not that ugly brunette.
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>>740031238
agreed
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Only pajeets find blondes attractive. Brunettes are always the white man's choice.
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>>740031238
Agreed.
You think she's salty knowing Bond gets to do all this cool spy shit, including blowing up shit with an exploding pen, hitting on damsels in high class Vietnam spa and driving Aston Martin Valhalla armed with rockets and miniguns, while she's stuck on a wheelchair at home?
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>shitpost thread getting more replies

this board really is juvenile
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I feel like they just gave up with the second twin's fight.
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Why do they all look like this?
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>>740031238
She's annoying, basically the same personality as Hermione Granger. The wheelchair is her karma.
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>>740032582
fuck off
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>>740032470
Welcome to /v/. Enjoy your stay.
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>>740032690
/v/ was never this bad
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>>740032712
blame the complete lack of moderation
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>>740031238
>>740031775
>>740032071
>>740032672
Would you?
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>>740032886
Wow I look like her
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even this chick was hotter than the main interest
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>>740032886
ye
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>>740032886
would
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>>740032886
>cute
>funny
>rich as fuck
>her father is a well-off politicial
>can be convinced to get into 80's action movies
Yes, I would.
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>>740032817
need that engagement farming
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>>740032951
Yeah, literally every other girl in the game, be in Theresa, Cressida or even Moneypenny, has a better chemistry with Bond than Isola.
Because you essentially know from the get-go that Isola is taking Bond for a ride, so you just subconsciously want her to fuck off already.
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Hope she shows up in the sequel. She said she only temporarily moved with her mom, she could be an assistant at MI6, give her a Q-spine or something.
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Bond doesn't exactly have the track record of ending up with the right woman
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>>740033245
Doesn't she have a PTSD because of the Slovakia fuckup and can't bring herself to even be near MI6?
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>>740033141
She's coming back in the seque working for SPECTRE and either being redeemed by Bond's cock or sacrificing herself to save him Vesper-style.
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>>740033257
Tracy was nice, I guess. For how much that lasted.
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she reminds me of lea seydoux

also shes guaranteed to be in the next game in 2032
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>>740033394
Yeah, I know, it's obvious where they are going with her and I can't say I give much of a fuck about that.
Just for the love of god, once she inevitably sacrifices herself to save Bond, don't play it off as this melodramatic "oh, no, she was Bond's one true love and this broke him", because their relationship is so lackluster at this point.
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how about the other crazy blonde?
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What sort of name is Cressida?
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>>740033394
Good ass western slop.
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>stabs Moneypenny
>just walks past Q and Bond

this game is full of stupid shit like this
the movies weren't nearly this dumb
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>>740033731
Niggas in England are called Nigel, Cressida sounds like Jane in comparison
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>>740033725
I guess this version of Bond is this much of a Chad Thundercock. Almost every female NPC keeps thirsting for him, to the point it's a running gag.
I don't think even Brosnan had this much game.
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Looks like the gala is the great filter at the moment.
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>>740033834
To be fair, we are talking about a guy in a motherfucking power armor.
What are you going to do? Stop him?
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This game is a solid 8. Not 10/10 like some people are complaining. I didn't think it would be as good as it was. Lenny Kravitz's character and section was a complete waste of time though,
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>>740034050
I would give it a solid 9. Some mechanics are wonky and the game ourstays its welcome a bit, but when it gets going it's just pure fun time.
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>>740031957
nah im a pale brunette dude and I love blondes.
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>>740034050
yeah agreed

>>740034151
9 is too high considering how much padding there is and how on-rails it can be
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>>740033683
He already didn't trust her after Slovakia, he just fell for her "muh parents" ruse + boat sexo combo.
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She was the best Bond girl.
>how did he die?
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>>740033257
she ends up with pam in LtK, instead of the latina
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>>740032582
Maybe you're just not attracted to women
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YteFVwc6wwA
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>>740031238
I haven't gotten to the point with the swimsuit chick, but Cressida is way too smug, and I despise her name.
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>>740033834
>the movies weren't nearly this dumb
Anon this is a mother fucking James Bond
Being dumb is half the charm of this franchise
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>>740034012
ja
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>>740031238
Nah. I ain't doing my boy Monroe dirty like that.
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>>740034631
He's dead. He won't mind.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaDZZO4FQ38
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>>740033725
>>740033934
You mean this one?
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>A Night Out
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>>740031957
Incorrect. Most white men simp for blonde girls as well. They are of course wrong, as dark-haired, blue-eyed girls are the intellectual choice but not everyone can be as smart as me unfortunately.
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Is this a Moneypenny board?
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>>740034784
yeah waste of a character model
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>>740034867
I thought I was going to hate her at first, but she turned out to be hilarious.
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best moviegame in a long while
bet kojima nutted playing this lol
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>>740033834
He said he wanted James to feel someone close to him bleeding out in his arms. Plus you know, Bond basically invented the trope of the villain coming up with retarded traps that let the hero escape instead of just shooting them in the head and being done with it.
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>>740034784
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>740035043
true
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>>740034050
>Lenny Kravitz's character and section was a complete waste of time though,
hard disagree, that's the 2nd best section in the game after slovakia. also he was a much better villain than daemon
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>>740034784
made for cumshots
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>>740034784
NTR queen
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>>740035147
How can one person be this wrong?
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>>740035147
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>>740035043
Come to think of it, the only two people who get close to Bond and don't suffer any consequences are Lorca (arguably) and Q. The rest gets fucked.
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>>740034784
>ruining perfectly good model with slop
i hate AIjeets so fucking much its unreal
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>>740034784
It's unreal how this girl is an actual game character yet exudes weg assetflip porn character aura.
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>>740035212
that's just how she looks though
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>>740035180
>spending the entire chapter with the best side character + finding out about 009 is "waste of time"
yeah, next time don't speedrun thru the game maybe you'll enjoy parts of it
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>>740035395
>spending time find stupid ways to get $100000
>sitting through that boring auction segment
>retarded villain just lets you go and saves you without validating your info
>later stated that side-character actually lied

could've made finding out about 009 in a much better manner
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>>740035490
forgot to add
>putting up with Lenny's awful acting
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>>740035490
It does suck that Bawma had such a minor role after he got his own trailer and everything. Also, I wanted to make 140k at the market, but once I hit a bit above 100k with the shooting game I wasn't allowed to hustle anymore lol.
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I swear I'm not going fucking crazy when I say that modern games purposefully made women look like shit there was a guy who asked about it and he got immediately shut down, there's some huge ass conspiracy going on in the AAA industry right now, I don't know what it is, but I'm so fucking glad IO made MOST
>(MOST)
MOST of the people in this game look actually GOOD. Just take a look at any other game like Horizon Zero Dawn or what fucking ever games try to look hyperrealistic. 007 genuinely was a breath of fresh air. I don't fucking care if they're black or latina, these women are 7-8/10's compared to the gremlins of before
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>>740035490
>exploring a highly detailed map is boring
>sitting through an archetypical bond scene is boring
>villain whose villain motivation is to find their sister is desperate to find their sister
why did you even buy the game
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>>740032886
The way her hand is gripping the wall is kinda creepy
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>>740035227
the weg look is based on the same kind of exaggerated slag makeup that she has
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>>740035937
Wish that wall was my pp
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this mission was a slag gold mine... or a slag mine?
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these old bond games are way too good
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I like how they speedran training and Bond becoming friends with Sexida and Monroe
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>>740036229
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>>740036229
>>740036310
ue3 bloom my beloved
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>>740036229
Which one is this?
i've been playing the from russia with love one recently, pretty fun
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>>740036373
Blood Stone
>i've been playing the from russia with love one recently
Good taste
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>>740033731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tsVJjE0qAw
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any chads ITT?

how do you even approach a girl like this
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>>740036431
oh right, i guess totally missed that when it came out
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>>740036490
Press F to talk probably
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played golden eye with mouse injection
game's still pretty tight and i was scoring headshots without even needing to use the crosshairs
started playing perfect dark
now this game is pretty good too i never knew what i was missing out on all these years
sucks it got shitcanned
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You know... I kinda hoped they would do absolutely wild with it. Instead of your traditional Bond girl being that thief chick, it's THEIA.
Like, if it turned that the lady who talked to you in the prologue wasn't Moneypenny, it was THEIA.
Because Bond keep pulling off insane/impossible stunts, the AI is fascinated with him. And throughout the game, she would continue to assist Bond with the missions and eventually break into WEBB's pad, betraying her creator, all because Bond is such a gigachad/anomaly that she wants to understand.
And when it is revealed that THEIA also made a bunch of mistake, she asks Bond to take down Webb and shut her down.
TLDR: I just want an AI wife.
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>>740033635
What is /ourguy/ GmanShill doing in this game
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>>740034243
>brunette dude
faggot
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>>740035852
Patrick Gibson would make a great Ethan
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>we managed to get Bright off our backs and our funding doubled
>but you're still the only 00 Agent we have Bond since half of them died, one fucked off, and one is in a wheelchair
Waiting for the inevitable sequel when M introduces you to the new recruit, Alec Trevelyan
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>>740035937
What else would you have her grip then anon?
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>>740033245
You can hear her dad at the gala telling another guy she'll be able to walk again
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>>740038128
my hand
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I liked the training montage portion, very cinematic.
can't remember the last game that tried something like before cinematic or otherwise.
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>>740038278
>You can cheat your way past the training course
It's nice that you don't HAVE to go through it.
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>>740038278
>can't remember the last game that tried something like before cinematic or otherwise.

Thirty Flights of Loving
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>>740032886
>>740038128
looks like a tranny I know
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>>740034784
best girl in the game
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>>740038278
It was what they wanted to do in Deus Ex Human Revolution, which in a sort of way is the first breed of movie games.
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>>740033383
sounds like a character arc ready to go
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>>740034687
One of the better bond game intros desu
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>>740034784
>can't actually take the guy's girl
wasted opportunity
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Should have had a section where Cressida is replaced with a femboy enemy spy and tries to catch Bond by surprise and rape his asspussy for intel.
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I will hear no slander against the sahara chapter.
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>>740039307
true
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>>740039423
is that him?

i had heard about ecelebs being in the game and that guy is probably the only major eceleb besides pewdie and asmongold i can point out from a lineup so it made me stop and ponder
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>>740034784
That's just a man with long hair and tits
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>>740038256
And why do you want that?
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>Only pajeets find blondes attractive. Brunettes are always the white man's choice.
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consider the following:

hub based, semi open world 007 first light 2, map size similar to mafia 2, with a smallish london, medium size tropical location, and 1 wildcard location and couple smaller interstitial locations
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>>740034784
>this is a woke monstrosity according to chuds
well, i guess woke aint that bad after all
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>>740031238
Blondes are inferior to brunettes, otherwise why would blondes be in decline today?
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>>740039101
>Ready for some backdoor intrusion, James?
Laying it on a bit thick, don't you think?
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>>740039550
STOP POSTING PRETTY ARYAN WOMEN THE CHUDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HATE IT AND CALL THE BLONDE BLUE EYED WOMAN UGLY REAL WHITE MEN PREFER BRUNETTE WOMEN WITH BROWN EYES FROM ASIA!
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>>740032582
Hitman devs are fags. They never had good human models before and they certainly won't now that they've got a big licensed IP to ruin.

>>740034451
You will never be a woman you tranny faggot
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>>740036490
You can start by not playing garbage DEI video games. Once you do that you might be able to go outside.
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>>740039841
>>740039703
shut the fuck up retard
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The Bond Girl should have been the girl in Vietnam he spent 3 hours plapping while Moneypenny had to watch through the sunglasses
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>>740040003
>while Moneypenny had to watch through the sunglasses
she's too much of a prude, she turned the feed off the second it started.
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>shut the fuck up retard
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>You can start by not playing garbage DEI video games. Once you do that you might be able to go outside.
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Chuds have lost Asmongold

Chuds might lose Endymion

Grummz is happy with 007

Synthetic is still searching for the woke

This is a nightmare.
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Women don't go for guys like this rn. It's pure fantasy . They go for ratboys
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>>740038708
why the fuck do you know a tranny
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>>740040316

These guys have no convictions, a true chud would stick to his guns.
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>>740039639
rather than london i think it might fit more to have somewhere semi exotic but still first world, like the alps or french riviera, etc
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>>740031957
What the fuck is this psyop?
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>>740035106
>>740035152
>>740035167
>>740039074
>>740039703
>comes onto you multiple times even though she has a bf
>”Wanna get out of here?”

How would you respond in this situation?
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>>740040556
He gets her number somehow anyway
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>>740040480
Its chinks and self-hating white chuds with yellow fever who want to see the west fall at all costs to push the asian market for chinese and korean supremacy.
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>>740034451
Except for the blonde one on the left, none of the women in the post you replied to look even remotely as good as the ones in the image you posted. What point are you even trying to make? If anything, you are proving his point that almost all of the models in the new bond game look ugly.
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So is he a good Bond? does the zoomer bond works or nah
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>>740040468
thats why i said "medium size tropical location".

indiana jones starts off in the museum somehwere in the US and it's a map you can run a circle around in 60sec, but then the consequent locations take 3min-6min to run a lap around on
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>>740040634
you make it sound like Asians are weaponizing jeets.
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Board
Bond Board
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>>740040680
Half of the women in that shitpost picture are random NPCs with zero dialogue.
All the relevant ones are hotties.
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He should have been in it somehow. I was disappointed I never heard his voice but I heard plenty of the generic Hitman NPC voices.
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>>740040556
>y-you too *activates Q spaghetti ejector*
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>>740040739
They always have
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>>740040707
he's marginally better than craig and lazenby. but he's neither as animated nor suave as moore nor as charismatic as brosnan.

i think he's like a 30-30-40 mix of moore-brosnan-craig but a bit generic in all aspects but not offensively annoying in any meaningful way like craig spending 2 hours on screen whining about vesper
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>>740040680
refer to >>740032680
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>>740040840
Why are Moneypenny, Theresa, and Isola on this twice
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>>740040846
niko/tero murto whichever one you chase in the carpathian is clearly inspired by 47/necros
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>>740034784
>>740040556
>walk up to a hot girl at a bar
>say something incomprehensible like it's a password
>she looks confused
>pretend to look scared, like your cover is blown
>she deduces the password thing
Secret Agent pickup line?
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I'm surprised they even let Bond be a womanizer in this at all considering how hard Austin Powers mindbroke them into making Bond all serious and edgy in the Craig movies
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>>740040480
>he doesn't know billions of browns would walk on fire for a blonde
lol lmao you avin a laugh there your million of pakis in your cunt
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>>740041174
I always figured it was more Bourne's influence.
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>>740032582
Anon, are you retarded?
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>>740033394
IDGAF about her, I want more Cressida & Theresa!
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I couldn't even convince myself that twink you play as is James Bond.
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>>740041802
Youre gay
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>>740040840
Imagine making Moneypenny your little cuckquean.
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>>740041174
austin powers&bourne had basically nothing to do with the reason why they redirected bond's character in casino royale. it was mostly done to set the reboot apart from the rest of the bond continuity and im tired of hearing this nonsense tbqh.
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>>740041904
No, the character you play as is. He's not James Bond
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>>740042009
He is and he fucks women!
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>beat the game
>go back to Tactical Simulation
>glorified tutorials
Did they expect me to stop and play these when Gemma-chan told me to?
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>>740041802
would you rather have a 26 year old Sean Connery instead of a 26 year old Patrick Gibson?
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>>740042227
how is that even a question?
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>>740042113
Only the first maps two are tutorials, the rest you can't even play until finishing the game.
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>>740042113
>>740042292
are those on the same lvl of fun as hitman's escalations/general replayability? i played with the token bypass so i had to play offline so i didnt get to try challenges+tacsim
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>>740042567
Didn't play hitman escalations much but here the escalations are short form challenges that make you fully use all the gameplay mechanics, the longer form operations are missions taking place on the larger stealth sections like the hotel laundry or the museum garden, tasking you with a mission like picking up stuff from 3 different targets so you do explore the sections more than during story mode, but there's nothing that uses a whole map yet.
And there's a promo for an upcoming tacsim using the Valhalla, I guess it'l bel drive and shoot only.
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There were more than a handful of segments where I just died repeatedly because it wasn't clear where I was being shot from
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>fail to consider that an armed group that took over your retrieval mission could have anti air weaponry to take down choppers
>fumble a mission so hard you lose 6 out of 7 of your recruits
>your last agent is caught acting rogue
>then it also turns out that your entire career has been a sham because the bot you've been using is garbage
>to top it all off the HQ, home to high tech weaponry gets invaded by some chumps with guns
Why wasn't MI6 dumpstered again?
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what the fuck were they thinking with that final boss

it's clear they didn't test it on purist difficulty lmao
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WESTMINSTER IS ABOUT TO RIP MY HEAD OFF, BOND
FRESH OUT OF MAURITANIA, I SEND YOU HOME AND YOU DESTROY HALF OF LONDON FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
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>>740043074
Doesn't The World Is Not Enough literally start with MI6 getting blown up
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>>740040480
One jackass having a retarded opinion isn't a psyop.
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>>740042969
yeah that description doesnt sound too amazing to me. hopefully they update the tacsim with unique content, like the valhalla chase seems a good start.

honestly the best case is they use tacsim as a platform for releasing setpieces from various classic bond films, like assaulting fort knox or the mountaintop monastery.
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>>740031238
monroe's cum bucket
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>>740034867
So we like black girls now?
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>>740034867
Could be if you post more of her
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Cressida Pls
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>>740034867
>>740043492
>>740043572
look at this mulatto bitch, couldn't even use a REAL negress.
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>>740043315
>Aztec and Egyptian in tacsim
Yes please
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>>740043074
theia orchestrated for the mission to go tits up, i guess the SAS/RN or whoever the fuck ending up as collateral was part of the plan as well. the ultimate goal for webb was to get the secret service defunct to a point they would outsource their national defense to his AIslop computer so he could then use his backdoor to spy on everything and get himself elected as PM
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>>740043682
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8T2MPpVQRU
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>>740043315
>like assaulting fort knox
but get this, it all goes wrong and Bond dies
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>>740043572
pits
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>>740043745
oh yeah, theia being not only incompetent but also compromised is yet another point against MI6.
Seriously why would anyone want to fund these incompetent chucklefucks again.
On that note, I find it annoying how Bond never manages to achieve a single fucking thing by himself besides taking down Damien in a murder suicide.
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>heavily advertise the gold mask
>see him once very briefly
>learn who it is when I find the gold mask in his flipping office
>when I finally fight him he takes it off after 3 punches
bruh just commit to this thing
He should have been some other henchman who's just a menace, and when you finally kill him, Bond takes off his mask, and he has no clue who he is. Asks Moneypenny, who says no one else has any idea who he is either, and Bond realizes he doesn't actually give a shit.
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>the bowtie minigame
cute
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>>740044012
>why would anyone want to fund these incompetent chucklefucks again
because we are already at the stage of large scale AI adoption that it would just be seen as "growing pains" and the cabinet would easily cover up for the tech giant and let his schizo son organize terror attacks to cover up the AI fuckups for as long as said techbro keeps to his status and political power.

obviously actual bond universe isnt as cynical as the real world, and MI6 get attacked multiple times in the films but not on similar scale as in the game which you can attribute to dramatic tension buildup or whatever, tho i also think it was taken a bit too far.
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>>740034867
You just know that she kept watching
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>>740040556
make gav watch
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>>740031238
>>740031775
The bond girl is a white-japanese hapa. /v/ is a hapa loving board, you are objectively wrong 'round these parts.
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>>740044772
based hapas
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>>740044772
>genius scientist is also a 10/10 model
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>>740044812
Where have I seen that before
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>>740044772
>hapa

doubt.jpg
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>>740044772
teresa is portuguese
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>>740045076
best bond girl in one of the worst movies
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>>740044772
>white-japanese hapa
Where the fuck did you even get this from? She's latina.
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>>740045209
>best bond girl
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>>740045228
>latina
portugal is in europe
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>>740045112
have you seen hapas? they look latina
>>740045135
portuguese brought back a bunch of pocahontases and bred them and now theyre like that
>>740045228
hapas look latina
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>setting is recent enough that it's HIS Majesty's Secret Service
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Which way Bondman?
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>>740045520
Moneypenny is the thinking man's waifu
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>>740045520
The way that gives me an answer as to why Isola, Theresa, and Moneypenny are all on there twice instead of other girls
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>>740045520
WHERE'S THE BUG MI6 SCIENTIST?!
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You people are not actually racist
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>>740045559
probably yeah. cressida, theresa and isola are all conceited cunts. cressida might be fixable now that she's emotionally vulnerable but i think she's gonna end up with chad#2. moneypenny is the only one who's enough of an antisocial dweeb to have a conversation with that doesn't end up with her being offended over some woman mental gymnastics.
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>>740045228
he's posting theresa but talking about isola/roth
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a factory where coffee beans are pinched and spun into silk.
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>>740034867
So now people are hating this? Isn't this what /v/ has been asking, attractive black girls, you even spam that twitter screenshot of the black guy that got bullied trying to complain about ugle black vidya girls
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>>740041074
Padding.
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>>740045520
I'm noticing none of them look younger than 35, while Bond looks like a really young dude, curious.
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>>740046604
>none of them look younger than 35

you have coomed too much, you need to replenish your zinc
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>>740045745
Okay nigger.
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>>740046479
They could have put Gemma-chan on there, and if they're gonna have one-off girls like Viki then there'd be more like the MI6 receptionist Bond bangs
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>music never actually fully turns into the Bond theme even near the end of the game
lame
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>>740047565
they did the thing from CR where the theme only properly plays at the end where bond gains his rank.

but there's still a bond theme playing during the garbage truck scene
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>>740047895
>that feel when missed out on Mads in Hitman™
Did they ever add anything worthwhile to Freelancer in the past couple years?
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>>740031238
Agreed. Cressida is the hottest Bond girl ever and literally my type to a t
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I went the whole game without knowing that you could run while grabbing someone and that there were combos like gut punches and kicks
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>>740031238
I’m on the level Knightfall where you infiltrate Webb industries. Please tell me the game isn’t almost over
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>>740045745
Racism is cringe
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Goddamn what an excellent game. A lot beefier of a game than reviews let on. Still haven't touched tacsim. Just got credits on purist difficulty. Loved every fucking second of it.
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>>740049225
How do you have almost 30 hours? I think I'm on the last mission and I'm at 13.9 hours
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>>740049629
All the hidden routes, all the extra dialog, all the sub-objectives, etc. There is a lot of content if you don't B-line it.
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>>740049153
Asking again…
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>>740040449
why the fuck not
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>>740049984
Not even close. You're like halfway at that point or slightly after halfway.
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>>740044772
why is her ass so big
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>>740050092
Thank you friend.
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>>740049225
its has been fun it is kicking my ass. i'm not accustomed to these action stealth games.
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>>740033394
She isn't ugly, but just so fucking boring that I would rather fap than waste my time tapping her. She has some kind of masculine/tranny aura about her that just turns me off. She is like the Taylor Swift of Hafus or something.
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>>740040840
Should replace one of the dupes with the receptionist Bond fucks.
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>>740040634
>>740040739
Except asians love blondes though?
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>>740050453
Honestly her kind of vibe just rubs me the wrong way. It's the same Catwoman will they, won't they bullshit. Moneypenny all the fucking way for me
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>>740031238
shit, I was hoping for goypenny
>t. only finished the training at launch
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>>740044772
That was just a tiny fling. The real bond girls are Isola Vale, the French-Japanese hapa you're actually talking about, and Selina Tan, a Chinese woman. But your point about WMAF chud-bait is true. How anyone can unironically call the game woke/DEI shows how mentally retarded they are. Nothing infuriates the left more than WMAF, yet here it places front and center with TWO romantic interests of that nature.
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>>740050250
I hit a few snags playing through but mostly no problems. My recommendation would be to try something new when you hit retry. There are an inordinate amount of ways to approach a situation and don't forget your watch can be handy in melee combat!
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>>740046462
>Isn't this what /v/ has been asking, attractive black girls
/v/ has been asking for no darkies at all. We only like Euros and East Asians.
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So what's the /v/erdict on the title song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaDZZO4FQ38
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>>740051337
mein cok
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>>740051470
it's an absolute banger imo
better than most of the films
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>pretending to hate the game because it was browns

we all know browns hate it because James is white
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>>740051337
>and East Asians
lmao
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>>740031238
>>740032886
>>740032970
>>740033635
>>740036490
>>740038128
>>740039550
need slag

>>740045520
the slag way
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>>740051470
Liz recently bought a PS5 because of the game, I wonder how she likes it.
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>>740040746
henry from kcd
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>>740052884
I liked her better when she was fat
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>>740039524
>>740035227
>can't look at a beautiful woman without thinking of men or plastic bimbos
holy hell, porn has ruined an entire generation
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>>740051470
I like it, not my absolute favourite but I'd definitely say above average.
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>>740051470
it's okay,a proper bond theme at least it had the usual bond chord, etc
but don't like the "you wanna play", feels too on the nose
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>Bond "kills" Damien with a nice one-liner and ice-cold execution
>Damien comes back to life only for Bond to job to him, get saved by a woman, and for Damien to drown off-screen

For what purpose? Didnt even feel like Bond really accomplished much besides killing a bunch of goons
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Go shill your movie trash elsewhere, nigger.
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>>740053428
>Go shill your movie trash elsewhere, nigger.
Make me
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>>740053428
What causes someone to have a mental breakdown like this over something that isn't even true? First Light is nothing like a movie game(ironically enough).
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>>740032970
unf
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>>740053805
It absolutely is a movie game, but it's a well made one.
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>>740034793
Holy shit, so many years without seeing that face
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>>740053805
what's the fucking point of a movie game when you don't even attempt to be a movie?
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>>740053805
It absolutely is. Even TLoU2 has more gameplay, this is more akin to Mixtape in terms of interactability.
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>>740053805
Even the woketarded shills that haunt these threads admit it’s a moviegame.
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>>740053841
It's a game movie, not a movie game. Difference between those 2 is the former is wanting to let the player experience a movie like story but as a video game while the latter wants you to watch the game's story while occasionally remembering to be a video game. It's a difference in priority. First Light is the former, something like the nu-GOW is the latter.

>>740053880
See above.

>740053887
>740053959
Bait so terrible not even worth a reply. Play the game shitposter.
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>>740031957
Just another retarded Mexican telling everyone if you like white people you're brown.
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>>740053980
ahh touche
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yo where the fuck is Nash
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>>740034867
Cutiepennie....
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>>740051470
it's good. it's an actual proper Bond theme, probably the best one since Skyfall.
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>>740053980
Wrong and cringe. I hope you posted that ironically.
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Not playing 007.
Not playing Mina.
Not playing Marathon.
Not playing Mixtape.
Simple as.
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It’s kind of demeaning how America is never mentioned in this game until the Webb industries level where the black guy insults us. Seems like a very passive aggressive thing for eurotard devs to do, probably to get back at us trumpy white supremacists
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Bettermen bros, we finally have frens on the board
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I like how people are more open to asset reuse ever since Yakuza and Fromslop popularized it
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>>740039498
Yeah, that's him and his voice. Surprised people haven't been shitposting with it more to make that cheating webm schizo go absolutely feral. But the Fallout ad probably already did that.
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>>740034867
Cuckqueen
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>>740032582
>AAAslop circa 202X

you still need to ask why?
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>>740051470
Billie Eilish is still the best, but this song is in the top 5.
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>>740054526
SHE'S NOT A FUCKING KEK
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>>740032582
Love how there are colleages of all the ugly mutts from this game and shills will still post pics of the few white women in the game and scream "CHUDS ARE CALLING THIS ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WOKE!!!". And that's without even accounting all the raceswaps, the writing constantly shitting on James Bond for no reason, or the lack of gameplay.
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>>740054828
kek what? poopy?
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>>740032582
HOW IS THIS WOKE, CHUD??? HOW HOW HOW HOW HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!???????
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>>740053980
Yeah this. It's basically the difference between the devs wanting to turn a movie into a game and wanting to turn a game into a movie. This game absolutely does feel like it wants to be a video game first and foremost.
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>>740054331
nobody asked
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>>740034867
cuckypenny
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>>740054331
I asked, anon, don't worry about the shills.
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>71k CCU peak
>couldn’t even hit 47k today
So that’s it, then? Even with all the shilling, it’s still an unarguable, undeniable, chudswonable FLOP?
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It’s pretty funny how some actions dont get you noticed by people. Like at the start of the met gala mission where you have to get an invitation I just lazered a guy in the face and stole his invite directly in front of the guards and no one noticed
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>>740055426
ill admit it might be a flop but i enjoyed it. was nice to a see a straightforward classic bond story with some amount of silliness instead of the usual broccoli-being-insecure-over-austin-powers shit that defined the Craig movies.
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>>740046462
She has a nerdy type, and most people probably want a fat ass slut like a Lorca
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>>740040964
nta but not sure about craig, he's always brooding among the other bonds
only during the later skyfall where he's starting to quip like classic bond
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>>740034513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YteFVwc6wwA&t=113

KEK. Lost
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making M a jeet really hurt sales
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>>740031238
Lorca has to be the sexiest woman portrayed in a western game in I don’t know how long. All the forced diversity and woke shit can be forgiven this one time, I kneel to I/O
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Do you need to be online for this one too?
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>>740056521
No
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>>740055426
They can definitely sell a lot more copies Just by introducing more mods
Imagine a map that's nothing but stealth and action
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am i the only one bothered that this new bond doesn't dress as classy as the other bonds?
we got like 2 white tshirts + jeans combo in two scenes
and a black jacket for the most part of the game, not to mention we only have like 1 proper suit
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>>740056448
more like j/o
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>>740056570
good, I'll be waiting for the crack then
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It's so funny seeing /v/eddit try so hard to doompost this game as DEI woke when it turns out to be the most straight and white male coded game so far this year.
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>>740055426
You really want this game to fail, don't you?
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>>740056717
SAAR!
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>>740056628
he also gets a beautiful pink shirt and white pants
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>>740056717
I mean the initial previews seemed pretty dire. We saw that the entire cast was DEI and I/O said this was a bond for the modern audience essentially. It turned out to be pretty tolerable though
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>>740055426
Forget about PC gaming for the next 10 years. You can read about the panic among hardware manufacturers because memory prices has caused a domino effect, and people aren't buying anything at all.
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>>740057140
We won’t get games like James Bond anymore because all companies with more than a hundred employees are finished
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>>740031238
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>>740057140
Somehow Crapcom doesn't have this problem. Maybe the game is just bad?
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>>740031957
>Only pajeets find blondes attractive. Brunettes are always the white man's choice.
>the populations which are the whitest by definition, are made out of indians
Second post most buttfuckingtarded post. Go tell your caretaker to wipe your ass because you probably shat yourself hours ago.
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>you haven’t heard the punchline yet
*releases a bunch of weighty metal pipes on Damien, crushing him to death*
Is this really in character for Bond
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It was either they left the women uglified and had a mainly white cast, or they had hot women and the entire cast is DEI. Choose one
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>>740032470
shut up faggot
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>>740034867
More like
Monkeypenny
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>>740057914
That’s peak Pierce Brosnan era James Bond.
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>>740058092
I mean for First Light zoomer bond. He doesn’t seem like the type to do that
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>>740058008
I’m not white (I’m west asian) so I don’t care. You guys are really obsessed with race.
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>>740058128
He has to honestly. It’s part and parcel of being Bond. The same applies to using gadgets and no gritty and grounded Daniel Craig era Bond doesn’t count.
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>>740058079
cute
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>>740058008
>Interprets your code sentence as a cute pick-up line
>Seemingly ditches her bf after you beat him up and starts coming after you relentlessly
>When you get back to MI6, there's a note from her in your locker demanding you call her
Does Vicki work for MI6, or did she just bug one of the recruits until they coughed up Bond's number?
>Vicki: "Hey bitch, I saw you hanging with that guy, gimme his number"
>Cressida: "Lol here you go, this'll be entertaining"
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>>740055426
How many on consoles tho? Steam isn't the Definite.
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>>740034867
>>740058079
>Any news on the mission, Moneypenny?
>OOK OOK OOK ACK ACK ACK OOOHOOHOOHOOH
>Take down Mr. Big in his island fortress? Piece of Battenberg. I trust you’ve prepared the yacht?
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEECK OOHOOHOOHOOH *scratches anus, sniffs finger* OOHAAAAHOOHAAAHOOHAAAH
>Splendid. Don’t wait up.
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>>740058079
Cute cuckqueen wife.
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>>740051470
Better than No Time to Die at least.
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>>740051470
Love that the explosion from the intro transitions into the song visuals and then it ends with Bond going through the revolving door.
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>>740058401
to be fair
moneypenny IS a cuckqueen
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Whenever i see a mirror and its a fighting part, i am compelled to try and break it during the fight.
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>>740033725
Do we have an actual count on how many girls Bond banged in the game?
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>>740058541
How the FUCK did Bond and the hostages survived this shit?
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>>740057914
Very much so, yes.
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>>740054394
I think it's the right move for an origin story thing, just keep it self-contained. Hope we get Felix eventually though.
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>>740058651
At least three on-screen. Probably hundreds more during the training montage alone.
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>>740058651
>Bond, Cressida and Monroe all have different hand writing
Just the type of little details you love to see. I know its to keep the game more focused but i really wish we get to see Bond, Cress and Monroe being friends more together ingame.
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>>740032582
Bait, but I always wonder who makes these little meme graphs that then get regurgitated for the next 6 months until people stop talking about the game en masse. It's always the least flattering pictures/angles possible and then just gets spammed over and over and over.
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>>740058613
TECHNOLOGY
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>>740058008
fuckin' top slag right there
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>>740058695
>did survived
only white people will understand, pablo
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>>740058398
Don't bully Monkepenny
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>>740034867
Are nerdy black girls really that great or is it a psyop?
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>>740031238
Finally a Cressida thread. Cressida art status?
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>>740058079
>Moneypenny, are you sure about this whole 'rolling around in a ball' idea?
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>>740053124
more like Lasagna Del Rey
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>>740060013
Nonexistant
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>>740032573
this
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>>740058401
>>740058570
It's spelled cuckquean
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>>740060967
*cuckkween
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I do like the contrast between Bond and the rest of the 00 trainees. They are regular normies, he's a comicbook character. They all go down like chumps at the first sign out trouble, while Bond fistfights two top-tier assassins to a standstill, tanks an explosion, blows up half of the landing pad, hijacks the moving plane and then freefalls without a parachute. And he's not worse for wear.
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>>740031957
relax, rajesh
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>>740054128
hiding
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CAHM ON ENGERLAND
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Jesus they were just itching to say Spectre during the entire last half
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I saw these Cokes in every supermarket for like 2-3 weeks.
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>>740037258
Emulation or PC port?
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sex
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>>740045520
the Cripple
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>>740057118
>and I/O said this was a bond for the modern audience essentially
Biggest lie of the year.
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>>740061718
Best girl
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>>740061718
For a second I actually thought about having sex with that car
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>>740057118
>and I/O said this was a bond for the modern audience

I still have no idea what they meant by this.
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>>740037997
It's gonna be Nash. The one 00 recruit that went missing.
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>>740061789
i think responding more to the negative pop culture perception of bond some people have than what the series ever was. or maybe they just meant the story was about ai & shit
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>>740038128
I want Cressida's Cake!
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>>740061471
I remember seeing shitposters say there would be no patriotic messaging in the game but characters constantly say things are about loyalty to the crown and country.
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>>740061718
Nice Cressida.
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Wheelchair aint gonna stop me!
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>>740062175
perfect height
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>>740061953
>she wears sneakers to a dress.
This shit triggered me. She should be a poshy, fancy rich girl, such fashion blunders should be beneath her.
I assume IO didn't want to bother with a high heels animation for her, because it requires a rig modification, so they went with this shit.
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>>740062217
she's also a tomboy if you think about it
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Is this a reference to an older film?
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>oh.. she's fine
>she certainly is

>i didn't realize you were this thirsty
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>>740058008
I've never been to Britain, but I think multiculturalism is the norm there, so it didn't bother me.
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>>740062282
>give us a twirl
>piss off
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>>740058008
It's not DEI at all. England has a huge Indian and black/brown population in general. Making M a jeet doesn't feel that out of place honestly.
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the sawed-off shotgun feels so good
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This game isn't woke, but this one will be.
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>>740062282
>>740062345
Humiliation ritual for Bond is ... le funny!!
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>>740062584
This game completely mogs Marvel shit
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>>740062598
fuck off retard
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>>740062598
gb2reddit
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>>740062598
>Bond easily fucking 10/10s is.....LE HUMILIATION!
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>>740062584
Why are vidya nerds still so into capeshit? Even movie nerds are abandoning the old shitty milked franchises.
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I can't believe that lorca chick just showed up once
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>I need to tell me what to do
>Just.. sit for a bit and enjoy the view
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>>740062687
I can, have you never seen a 007 film? It's a trope to have a one off girl who either gets killed or never seen again after being conquered

She's lucky that James rescued her and obviously double dipped her afterwards, Connery might have just let her die
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slAhuh21ii8
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>>740062779
How old is Theresa supposed to be anyway? Does Bond like older women?
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>>740062779
none of them come even remotely close to being as hot
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>>740062932
He's a very young secret agent. Younger than he's ever been depicted before.

I'm not going to hold it against 007 that high level targets/contacts/rival spies are older than he is
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Fuck this part was good. Best 007 media since Skyfall and easily the best 007 game since Nightfire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHNEGFIdQw
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>>740043745
Why does a nigga have quantum entangled twin giga doom super computer still be on par with ChatGPT hallucinating data?
Did all the villain's budget go into designing the most retarded looking PC case for his grok?
>>740040634
>it's CHYNA
here, you seem upset, have a lollipop.
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>>740063008
I made it Brighter
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>>740062983
true, she's a 3/10 dei goblin
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>>740062983
Teresa and that big fat ass and thighs is easily as hot as any other Bond girl has been this century
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>>740063134
For me, it's Vietnam. It's classic Connery/Moore Bond, together with a tux.
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>>740063226
Easily the peak of the game
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>>740063170
>nooooo dont insult glolious countly china noooooo china goood west bad
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>>740063259
Video games?
007?
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>>740063134
I would say First Light is the best Bond game I've ever played because as a PC player I've never played any of the other games, because they never released on PC.
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Game could be prettier
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>>740063176
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>>740063337
The PS2 games are really solid with really great Bond fantasies and 007 Blood Stone is also underrated

But the actual quality of the action/gunplay mechanics are seriously hit and miss across all 007 games. First Light is the only 007 game that has actually punchy gunplay, good melee AND the agent stealth mechanics all in one.
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>>740063176
-
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>>740063176
>>740063463
>>740063576
>game has actual graphics
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>>740063576
People would like Isola more if they had given her the same body as Cressida/Theresa
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>>740063463
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>>740062260
the dragons in skyfall's title sequence
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>>740063576
>>740063661
License to ogle, ma'am?
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>>740063576
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>>740063576
>>740063661
>>740063702
Mods/custom outfit status?
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Where's the fucking SFM already? We need Bond x Croft and Bond x Sarah and shit this instant
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>>740063717
Best is a Mod that lets you use any NPC during Tac Sim even Theresa Bikini.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4qG39xofII
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>>740063134
>when the music hits
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Mmh, maybe I should check out this 007.
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>>740063905
For me, it's that OHMSS theme drop during the final Vietnam section.
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>>740063947
If you like 007 you have nothing to lose. You will be satisfied, especially knowing there hasn't been a good movie in over a decade. The game has Bond-isms from across the entire continuity and combines pieces from all of the eras to create a unique and fresh 007
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>>740062764
I think Lennie James should have been M
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>>740064090
Then he wouldn't have been in the field and we wouldn't get this timeless, instant classic kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNMaQg3IVJA
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>>740063947
It's really good. It's Hitman-lite and yeah, some sections are deliberately scripted as fuck, but they give you such an adrenaline rush you most likely won't care, unless you are MichaelDoesLife.
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>>740031238
>my white cressida
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>>740064124
They could have just gotten four chan's favorite actor as a replacement
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>>740031238
Here's your bond girl bro
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>watch some americans play the game
>they all make fun of the DnB at the club scene
why do americans hate our european music so much, bros?
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So Q knew Bond was gonna wreck the place when he left, right?
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>>740064228
This whole club sequence was such an authentic experience, I actually felt nostalgia for my college days.
IIRC, this club is a real place.
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>>740064274
Yes. He knew exactly what was going on and that's why he left his fingerprints all over the place.
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>>740064228
Not me, love me DnB
Simple as

https://youtu.be/ogMNV33AhCY
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What we thinking about this game's take on Q? I was a little disappointed at first to not get Desmond Llewellyn or John Cleese but this interpretation of the character did grow on me a lot as the game went on.
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>>740064228
https://youtu.be/DHZMcnNVtlE?is=3gN_faXUn13BsMXO
How can you hate this shit?
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>>740064274
>>740064345
Contemporary, room to grow and become a more bantersome sidekick in the sequel

Clearly he's gay just like in the Craig films but it doesn't feel forced or cringe all, he's not making a pass at James or talking about his sexuality. It's just kinda obvious. This is how we used to do DEI before the dark times
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>>740064438
...just because he likes classy clothes, doesn't mean he's gay. He's just an old-school British gentleman.
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>>740064438
They made Q gay in the Craig saga because the actor was. He even thought it wasn't enough to have him mention his boyfriend in NTTD, he actually wanted some guy to show up in the scene.
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yea
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>>740064490
Get your gaydar checked son
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>>740064276
Same, I felt like going out again for the first time in a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Oh1LHavuE
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God She's so Hot with the Hairstyle
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>>740064687
How can a biologist afford a private villa in a luxury resort? Bitch has an onlyfans account.
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I want Cressida for a sequel.
We most likely won't see hee again, because memoryholing is always the fate of every Bond character not named M, Q, Monneypenny or Felix Leitner, but I have my hopes.
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>>740064507
I really think he's just a limey old timey brit. The car being vouced and programmed as if it has the hots for him is a dead giveaway.
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>>740064850
Geneticist.
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Imagine if they somehow get Pierce Brosnan to play the villain in the next game
That would be so weird, so wrong, yet so hilarious
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>>740064858
Her father said the doctors said she will walk again. At the Webb gala you can hear him talking about it
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>DSP makes a video saying the game is too easy
>video shows him dying multiple times - even during training
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>>740064035
>hear the theme
>"why is this playing here"
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>>740064897
They actually should've gotten Brosnan or Craig to play Greenway, but I guess IOI realized it would be too much on the nose.
Because Greenway is clearly old Bond, to the point he even does a gun barrel pose.
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>>740064897
>Mr. Bond, It was me who Bond burgered your sister
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>>740064876
All I'm going to say is don't be surprised if it turns up true in a sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy_JR9_Y8dE&t=1s
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>>740064987
>don't care, we ball
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She totally isn't working for SPECTER right?
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>>740064956
DarkSynthPhil is even worse
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>>740065121
no she's working for Dr. Evil
who else could it be numbnuts
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>>740065036
67
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>>740065165
Who should play Felix Leiter in the inevitable sequel?
Jeffrey Wright was pretty great in that role in the Craig era
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>>740065121
Cast him
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>>740065264
David Bateson.
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What a cute little cuck queen
She wants that Big Bond Cock so bad
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>>740032582
lol Jason
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>>740065264
Ben Mendelsohn
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>>740065121
>>740065165
>>740065264
DO IT YOU FUCKING COWARDS.
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>>740065317
It's heavily implied she has hots for Bond, but she thinks she's not cool enough for him, so she's not even trying.
Amusingly, the only female character that doesn't have immediate hots for Bond is Cressida.
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>>740065264
Herzog, while he still isn't kicking the bucket
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>>740065305
>>740065338
Inspired casting. I can even picture him stroking his pussy
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>>740065338
Imagine the boss fight between the two.
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>>740065465
47 wins without breaking a sweat
It would be another tuesday for him
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>>740065495
47 ain't got hands for shit and 007 can tank literal explosions.
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>>740065509
>47 ain't got hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdSbGuKGAs
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>>740045520
>not including best girl
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>>740065540
LMFAO that looks absolutely horrible
And no, no he does not have hands
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>>740065264
Unironically wtf were they thinking with the half brothers twist in Spectre?
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>>740045520
I'm bond burgering them all but specifically I'm treating Miss Moneypenny to a loving and romantic shag
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>>740065582
>D-doesn't count!
Cope
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>>740065643
>not gameplay
Agent 47 doesn't have hands and you're the one coping about 007 having a higher power level
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>>740065596
It was the Hollywood trend of having everything happening in the world tying back to the main character somehow
Problem is it doesn't add any depth to characters, it just cheapens everything
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>>740065571
fokkin mingin
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>>740065665
It is gameplay
And yes, 47 mops the floor with Bond in every aspect
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>>740065693
It wouldn't be that bad (it would still be stupid, but it could be salvaged) if it wasn't for Austin Powers making it a joke twist a few years ago. And now Craig's Bond is at the level of his parody.
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>>740065726
You posted a QTE not gameplay. Post a melee fight in Hitman

Cope more about bald Bond when the real 007 has one of the highest power levels of any agent in fiction
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>>740065782
It would be true, if Bond could finish a mission without getting spotted or having his cover blown
As it stands 47 wouldn't even need to approach Bond at all to kill him
But if he did, he would still win because he isn't a normal human being, and is more like a supersoldier, genetically engineered super assassin freak
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Lmfao absolutely pathetic cope
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I like both Bond and Hitman
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Who's the most successful Bond villain and why is it Jimmy Bond?
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>>740065915
Has anyone actually seen that mess?
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>>740065915
IMO Silva. He's definately the most destructive. I like Trevelyan more, but he goes down like a chump.
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>>740065540
Dayum 47 hitting like a tank
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>>740065935
I did, a long time ago back when I was like 8 years old or so. It was airing on a channel that ran a bunch of old comedy flicks.
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>>740065782
melee fight in hitman is 2 or 3 button prompts that unless you fail generous timing ALWAYS ends with the oponent floored and KO'd regardless of enemy's training or armor, but the animation gets boring.
Bond gets his hits blocked parried and countered, but he has extra keyjangling fireworks against props.
47 throwing a brick ends the fight, while bond only gets an opening for a knee strike.
47 clears.
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>>740065915
now I don't like the guy but as far as success goes he objectively wins
>kills SPECTRE
>kills Blofeld
>kills Bond
>kills the franchise
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>>740066008
Nah he loses very easily and it's not even close, 007 could fight two of them at once.

Imagine sitting here and coping about 007's power level, CHA stat alone clears
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Is this game actually good?
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>>740066025
Weet ik
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>>740066052
Sure is

Just don't be a Hitman fag and assume the game is supposed to be Hitman
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>>740066052
Yes, actually. It's legitimately good.
I'd say on par with Alien: Isolation and Indiana Jones.
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>>740066048
It doesn't matter if you agree or not, we are just telling you how it is
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>>740066052
no. go back to gacha.
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>>740066008
If we're going to go with game mechanics Bond wins. 47 spots him which makes James trigger a bluff. 47 then falls for it and gets taken down.
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>>740066098
Still loses.
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>>740066098
Chatjippity!
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oh i just realized Q's dialogue is randomized when choosing watches
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>>740066078
>Cressida wears sneakers to dress
>Bond wears sunglesses at night
Of all the gang, only Monroe doesn't present himself like a complete douchebag.
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>>740066052
If you like the idea of a game that's 50% Hitman and 50% Uncharted(like good Uncharted like Uncharted 2) then you'll enjoy it. Also I don't mean 50% as in it blends the 2 together I mean you will literally jump between the game being 100% either of those 2 things.
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>>740066123
Concession status: accepted
>>740066125
You see little Timmy, there are websites called "Wikis" that allow you to get more information on things
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>>740066173
Why didn't you reply to him? >>740066112
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>>740066194
Because he sounds retarded
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>>740066217
We gladly accept your concession.

Let 47 grow a character before you try to put him in a fist fight with the GOAT.
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>>740066112
Not having a dog in this race and this argument is stupid, but I would assume 47 would be one of those white-dotted "can't be bluffed" guards.
And to be fair, Bond should also see through 47's disguise, because the does that in-game with the twins.
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>>740066254
*Yawn*
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>>740066052
It feels like early 2000's licensed shovelware, bourne, 24, but with more polished keyjangling, shittier uncharted 2.
>stealth is crouching behind cover to stealth takedown with ■
>levels are themepark colorcoded corridors where you get an exposition dump or a dementia-grade puzzle (green), then you get into a crouch zone to get lumbago (yellow) until you get to EPIC LICENSE TO KILL SHOOTING PUNCHING ZONE (RED ALERT)
Driving sections are meaningless unlosable setpieces that should've been in-engine cutscenes for better camerawork.
Hand to hand is all style no substance simon says, if enemy tries to hug, you sidestep and strike, if he does a straight you counter, if he wears a vest you can only counter attack because magic vest gives him ultra instinct and future sight to block hits the moment you think about them.
you can abuse charge into wall slam or cheese every fight with iframes on an obstacle vault kick.
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>>740066279
>but I would assume 47 would be one of those white-dotted "can't be bluffed" guards.
Then Bond just uses his nausea inducing watch and the same thing happens.
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>muh 47 is like duh bestest evarrr!!!
Grow up.
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>>740066315
Then 47 uses his emetic dart gun and drowns Zoomer Bond in the toilet
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>>740063337
Nightfire was released on PC. But guess which fucking company had their greasy hands on that one.
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You notice how it's ALWAYS Hitman fags who are shitposting in these threads?

I notice
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>>740066367
How the fuck is 47 going to use his dart gun when he's too busy puking though? No, really. By the time you press left or right enough times in your inventory to select your dart Bond has already aimed and given you a bad case of the upchuck.
Mind you, the point of my line of argument is that using gameplay mechanics such as >>740066008
talking about button prompts is fucking stupid, because the gameplay of 007 doesn't play nicely with the tools 47 has in his games.
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>>740066423
You’re taking this all too seriously
Powerlevel-faggotry is supposed to be a fun activity
But I can understand how having no real argument could quickly anger someone
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>47 can kill or knock out everyone freely, civilians include
>Zoom Bond needs to ask his mommy if he can shoot the bad guys
I mean really?
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>>740066579
I guess that's just the difference between a common thug and a professional.
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>>740066579
>mommy

it's always americans shitting up threads
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>>740066615
This, Bond cannot accomplish one mission without getting his cover blown up and blowing up the whole compound in result
He's so unprofessional
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>>740066671
>blowing up the whole compound in result
If anything, that speaks to how much of a professional he is though. He thoroughly excises the bad guy to the point that even their venue of operations is removed, and manages to do it without harming civilians.
Just get rid of a bad guy and the next ne'er-do-well can just wait til the heat dies down, purchase the lair, and pick up whatever ops the last bad guy tried to pull with extra security. Get rid of their place too and anyone else that wants to try that sort of shit will have to start from scratch.
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>>740066849
>Slovakia level
>Cannot defuse a bomb to save his own life despite his super duper britbong spy/counter terrorism training
>Dozens of civilians die
Such a professional
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>>740066932
...but he does defuse a bomb. There was a second one that he was unable to reach.
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>>740066932
>>740067008
Moreover, his cover wasn't blown though. Your argument was that his cover being blown leads to blowing up the whole compound.
The Slovakia level was a planned terrorist attack that would have resulted in the place being blown up regardless of his presence.
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>>740065495
Zoomers just discovered IOI with Bond, don't be too harsh on them
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>>740067047
If anything, the only reason why Slovakia didn't end in a total party wipe with even more disastrous casualities is because Bond went against orders and messes up Webb's plan. Because Webb only accounted for 6 00 trainees, he never expected the 7th, loose cannon one.
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>>740065246
>felix leiter
tom mckay, that way we can have henry and henry in a 007 game
>>740065121
maybe, otherwise if shes just a double agent for russians/chinks why would they go to an effort hiding her identity
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>>740065246
it feels like he really didn't do much with Craig imo
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>>740031238
Bros is pink pussy truly superior?

>t. brownoid
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>>740066098
this is the same argument as bourne vs bond. and it doesn't change here meaningfully.

bond always wins, he has way waaaay higher power leve from decades of film convenience and plot armor, literally topples terrorist organizations single handed while dicking down women and having fun on the side.
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>>740035852
Anon, all the women in game are actually 12/10 in bongland
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For me it's Vicki



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