>proves that current year "gamers" are lazy and thin-skinned retard slop-eaters that still wouldn't recognize a good gaming experience even if it hit themHeh, nothing personnel, kiddo.
Oh and also i'm trans MTF just fyi.
>>740037571are you having a BLAST op?
>>740037571Soooo does that mean everyone's enjoying the game or hating it?
>>740037571This art screams slop
>Proving a point at the sacrifice of one's lifeUnless it inspires change, I can't think of a stupider way to go out.Maybe killing one's self over a woman.
>>740037571Anyone else unusually turned on by this picture of Mina? It makes me want to buy her game.
I'm not playing as a girlI'm not playing as a mouseIf the main character had been a human male fighter I probably would've bought the game.Sorry, them's the rules.
GOATED MEGA MAN X CLONE IS FREEhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/858710/Gravity_Circuit/IT'S BETTER THAN MINA THE DOOKIE SWALLOWER
>>740037679fpbp. op is a tranny
i dont play shit furry games
>Shills will tell you this looks goodIt looks. Like. Fucking. SHITWhy did they spend so much time to make a game look like the GBC Zelda which also look fucking terrible and THEN make the gameplay rollslop which only works in 3D?
>>740037571I'm not playing your furfag foid game>>740037862Tremendously based.
>>740037880You can play both.
Every time you get hit smack your balls with your BBC dildo and yell WHITE LIVES DON'T MATTER, really elevates the experience
>>740037981>rollslop works only in 3DOpen up that idea a bit, will ya?
>>740037981you can choose other weapons.
>>740037981Does the roll have i-frames
>>740037880>steamWake me up when it's free on GoG.
>>740037880thanks
>>740038297Pretty sure it doesn't. Assuming the hammer would've been way too punishing if it required to stay still.
>>740038185Not understanding opportunity cost is very brownbrained.
>>740037880Looks like utter dogshit slop. You want a good 2D sidescroller action game, get Volgarr the Viking.
>>740037880Neat
>>740038457Own that and it's p mid in comparison to GC
>>740038457you have shit taste
>>740038421
>>740038529>>740038516Could you be any more browner?
>>740037571game boy color slop made by old millennials. And this took 6 years to make (most gbc games were 1 year on average) It's pathetic. Tranny devs too btw.
>>740038591If it's about le heckin viking aesthetichttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2820820/Jotunnslayer_Hordes_of_Hel/I like this better than Vampire Survivors (not hard to do)
>>740038669No, it's not about aesthetics, you fucking reddit monkey. It's about gameplay. The thing that makes games worth playing.
>>740038753Well I like GC better
Started the game and am in the first dungeon (the crypts)It's bretty guud. Platforming feels real nice.
>>740038819Yeah, you don't play games.
>>740037571>also flopsH-heh... nothing p-personnel, kiddo...*sniff*
>>740037981It looks "good".But really it's a schizo fucking game.Honestly why did anyone think rollslop was a good fit for a GBC zelda artstyle game?And if they wanted GBC zelda aesthetic, why did they use castlevania backgrounds? The animations look overdesigned and stressful. The enemy sprites have low clarity, took a while to tell they're other mice.The mascot's character design looks like shit, mainly because it doesn't get away from the cal-arts stunk and because the concept of some edgy smug mouse could have worked maybe in 2004. Who's the target audience? Certainly not children, not zoomer teens, maybe manchild adult zoomers and millennials, not the audience who grew up with link's awakening.It looks "good", because everyone did a good job independently, but it's a directionless mess.
>>740039075>cal-artsToo many buzzwords, chatGPT.
Games being hard doesn't make them good. Most people don't want to play a game that makes them pull they're hair out.
>>740037571>current year "gamers" are lazy and thin-skinned retard slop-eatersWhy else do you think investors forced DEI agendas and activist hires into the industry? It's because it was so easy to do.
itt: fake gamers cry about a hard game
>>740039539It's not really a hard game.
>>740037679one and done
>>740039684More like:itt people not interested in this game are interested in threads about the game.Their fragile ego demands it. They are geeeeniuses.
>>740039819Stop samefagging, brownoid.
>>740039642You forgot to add the fat balding nazi Notch to the left.
Subweapons should be equippable from a labLike a quarter of the trinkets should be permanent moveset upgradesOtherwise I think it's very fun
Is this the marketer version of 'negging'?
>>740037679
>>740037571The direction lock after attacking is the most annoying shit.Why isn't that an option you can toggle?
>>740037679based
>>740037571Why is a thread about this game either>Yo this game lit (ft. Yacht Club being retarded)>This game sux (ft. Yacht Club being retarded)>A somewhat seemingly normal thread that isn't an excuse for /pol/faggotry And then there's 5 threads at a time that are usually just the first two for some reasonWho the hell is this assblasted about a random ass game from a dying studio
>garbage is goty because uooooh furrybait character and off model fanart/porn
>>740037571BONE UP
>>740037571Would it have caused the devs to shit themselves to death by just adding something simple like eyelashes? I thought Mina was a boy when I first saw the design.
>>740037880thanks bro (I just 100% mina and bought 2 copies after you showed this rat game to me by schizposting a week ago)
>>740037571
>>740039642>current games badI miss the era of bad mario clones and terrible cod copycats too anonI miss gritty bald millitary man simulatorI miss shitty unplayable hentai gamesI miss platforming clonesI miss RTS
>>740037571Pirated the game, almost stopped playing when the pink faggot with a beard tells you he's looking for his husband.....but stuck with it and honestly, I'm loving it
>>740037981>This is what people are freaking out about.Yea I'll take a HARD pass on that.
>>740041987very brave of you to purposefully search for your trigger word
>>740037571i can understand if people dismiss it from the art if they didn't grow up with a GBCanyone who actually played it and says it's too hard, too confusing, too janky, too boring or whatever is crazy to me thoughit's so good
>>740037880I remember this game when it came out. It looks like shite and not as good as Mega Man. Sorry faggot.
>>740038457>Volgarr the VikingThis game is based. Much better than that pixelslop of a game or anything made by yact club
I refunded the game, it's just not good. The movement sucks, the platforming sucks, the weapons suck, there's really nothing that wowed me about it in the first 90 minutes other than being a little amazed that they were able to get away with so many people loving the game despite it being a frustrating mess. What do people see in this game, exactly?
>>740043206But Volgarr is also pixel slop??
>>740043504the movement is actually my favorite partthey just let you skip shit when you know how to clear longer gaps
>>740037571>Horrible graphics>Boring bland main character>Difficultyslop artificial restrictions gameplayYikes they really do be giving 10/10s to anything these days
>>740038396You assumed wrong, the hammer roll does have iframes.
Cute mousie girl
>>740039539It's a baby's game, dude. wtf are you talking about?
>>740039642you forgot the nosering on the butch lesbian.
>>740037981Posted it again award
games really funlife is nice when you stop listening to seething faggots on /v/ about video game opinions
>be terrible at video games>die>lose bones>fall behind on upgrades>die>fall behind on upgrades???>die???
Whats with the ear?
>>740046073just turn on the modifier that lets you keep them bro
>>740046167no
>>740046202well then don't complain then
>>740037571>ntr smile
>>740038321All GOG games are free
I want to fuck Mina's tight mouse pussy.
>>740042079This but unironically
>>740037571>proves that current year "developers" are lazy and thin-skinned retard slop-eaters that still wouldn't recognize a good gaming experience even if it hit themFixed that for you.
Seasons > Ages > this rat slop
>>740037880>>740037981https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/GOATED%20MEGA%20MAN%20X%20CLONE%20IS%20FREE/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/-bTjJVp0KCLYwiqyDvpeOA/kys spammer
Is NG+ any fun or should I start a new save file? Fewer checkpoints sounds kinda annoying even if I was getting to checkpoints with a lot of leftover juice anyway
>>740037571Why does she look so old
I just can't see myself playing this game, it has no appeal to me, why is it like a super retro game? cmon guys we can do better
>>740037571is this a 'buy it before it gets gutted' kind of scenario? i know it has a bunch of optional modifiers so shouldn't those be good enough that they don't need to patch the difficulty?
>>740049987She is 18. Ancient for a mouse.
>>740050019It depends on how truly desperate Yacht Club becomes. And people aren't using the accessibility options because they disable achivements.
>>740037571Blacka the Matterer or whatever this rat is called is so fucking ugly.>>740037880>>740037981Thanks for the free game based spammer.>>740049962kys yourself
>>740050173>And people aren't using the accessibility options because they disable achivements.this seems like a dumb reason to not use them given how low the percentage on 'finished the game' achievements tend to be anyway. achievement hunters don't feel like a real demographic
>>740037679Trvke
>>740050539It's a mental thing I guess.
>>740037981*Barfs*
Too hard. Didn't enjoy.
>Game has accessibility options.Cool>Game says "YOU'RE A FAG" and disables achievements if you use the ones that make the game easier thoughDabbing on casuals. Also cool.
>>740038421Ok I guess we're not gonna play Mega Man then.
>>740050019The modifiers don't suddenly make the game play different, they just make it less tedious. If you fundamentally don't jive with the combat or level design all the god mode cheats in the world ain't gonna fix that.
>>740042670same way youre searching for someone to actually buy your shitty game..on 4chan..
>>740037571She looks like she fucks human men
>>740042267I had thought the same thing.That's actually a female dwarf.
>>740037679post gock
>>740041987>DOOD IM NOOTICING THAT PEOPLE USE THIS COMMONLY USED TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW THEY'RE ENJOYING SOMETHING ISNT THAT WEIRD
>>740050539>achievement hunters don't feel like a real demographicand yet you can find someone actually mad that they didn't get a pop up on screen for something they didn't achieve without some level of hand holding.
Ah yes the "We hate the target audience" tactic. Literally never worked.
>>740037981>fake low resolutionfucking posers
>>740037679Based as FUCK! MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
