>I know everything you just met has intentionally tried to murder you but these creatures are actually peaceful and kind. Oh and don’t even think I’m interested in you either. Now go and jump off that ledge. I’m not going to tell if you’ll die or not. The hell was her major malfunction?
If I were there I'd make a lil bonfire in front of her from my pyromancy to warm her feet
>>740041484Unfortunately your magic does not work in the painted world. All you can do is to rub them to give some warmth. Sorry.
>>740041736if she insists
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>>740041304>could have had her as the level up girl but Fromsoftware ran out of time
>>740043340one time where I actively want a remake from miyazaki and from despite hating demakeslop so they can add MORE to what they wanted and fix the second half to DS1
>>740041304I wonder if it would have been cool if the first Hollow in the area has his back turned to you, and 99% of players would backstab him, which turns the whole area hostile like normal. But if you just ran past, the enemies would all ignore you. Would this be interesting game design?
>>740043574What is there to fix?
>>740043847There’s something similar in DS2’s Undead Crypt where the crypt watchers won’t attack you if you don’t use a light source but they will if you do. Dragon Aerie had something similar where you had to fight the drakekeeper soldiers while the NPC guys watched from afar but if you ran past the drakekeeper, they’d aggro and start chasing you.
>>740043902All of the level designBed of Chaos boss fight
>>740041808Who is this QT?
>>740044129Bed of Chaos is based.
>>740043574They'll just make it worse. And add general neutral chamber pots.
>>740041304I cut off her tail, killed her, and then used her tail dagger to nuke gwyndolin. I don’t regret my decisions, and her dreaded occult power is now mine to wield.
>>740043902Tomb of the Giants New Londo Ruins Lost Izalith and the dragon butts Demon Ruins The Crystal Cave Having Quelaag's Domain be the hub area for the second half of the game and having it interconnected. Pricilla as an optional level up girl More interactible questlines besides oh my dear Zanzibart
>>740041304>blocking the view
>>740044316based. Kill females and trannies.
>>740044543>Tomb of the Giants>New Londo Ruins>Lost Izalith and the dragon butts>Demon Ruins>The Crystal CaveWhat exactly is wrong with them, and what would you do to fix them? The only thing I can imagine is make the dragon butts a little more interactive. Have them walk around so you have to avoid getting in their way.
>>740044862actual level design, new enemies that aren't recycled, Izalith needs more ruins to explore. Tomb of the Giants should feel massive compared to being a dark underwhelming cliffside
>>740044727she's my view and a mountain i want to climb
>>740044316Her scythe is fun.
>>740045131What is "actual level design"? I love Lost Izalith's level design for invasions. There's so much bullshit you can do.
>People who don't understand that she is very clearly speaking from her own frame of perception and that the intention of her words narratively is to show that, even though the place is some horrible decaying hell, to her it is still as peaceful as she has ever knownYou're supposed to be sad about her words, not angry because you think she's lying, since that makes no fucking sense and you are retarded.
>>740045587you literally just run straight to the temple while avoiding dragon asses. There's no puzzles, cool lava enemies, or winding paths
>>740045736It's a nice change of pace, and I already said that it would better if the asses patrolled.
>>740044129Bed of Chaos isn't that bad once you know how to do it. Right first, quit out, left, stay as far back as possible, one jump, quit, bait floor, wait, go
>>740045870Are you a noob? You just stand in front of it, throw two firebombs, and then walk forward to kill the grub.
>>740045829Shulva from DS2 is what Izolith should've been with lava areas to traverse like with volcano manor from ER
>>740045870>Bed of Chaos isn't so bad if you exploit itC'mon son
>>740045952Aiming the firebombs is too hard.
>>740046119Use a bow silly
>>740046317That works?
>>740046376Yeah you aim with the bow, then throw the bomb without moving the camera.
>>740046504Huh...Does it work like that in every souls game?
>>740044156Johnny Depp
>>740046532I think so. When you aim with a bow then switch back to a normal weapon, your camera is still aiming where it was.Just to add, you have to know exactly where to stand and exactly which branch to point at.
>>740044156dead nigga storage
>>740045870How did you type that and think>yeah that's totally how a good boss fight should goIt's shit as a boss and as a puzzle.
>>740043340Tell that to your slave andres, piece of shit
>>740045393You broke into their house and are surprised they are attacking you. Castle doctrine bitch this isn't the UK where home owners have to pay damages to the intruder.
>>740049127The Chosen Undead didn't break in, they were abducted by the painting vortex.
>>740049127Getting pulled in with Through the Looking Glass/Narnia shenanigans is different from actualy invading their land with the intent to kill.
>>740049197>>740049589Ah the "I was just jogging" defense
>>740044543Izalith is the only meh one.
>>740041304>break into someone's house>wtf why are they so hostile
>>740044176It bears the making of a good boss fight but the way it's in the game is lazy slapdashery
>>740050076what if im just a silly little guy to Pricilla
Logically speaking Priscilla's butthole is big enough that you can fit your head in it.
>>740050901What if she has a cloaca?
>>740051053Would be trickier to get your whole head in there.
>>740046107>learning the pattern is "exploiting"retard
>>740049770Go back to /pol/.
>>740052328Make me
>>740049770We clearly had our jogging hammers
>>740051310>Quitting out of the game is the solution!It's a shit encounter
>>740041304I don't know her full lore, but the reason she was so despised wasn't just because she was a half-breed, but because she had frost powers which is the antithesis to flame, right? Like, she essentially possessed what would be our version of anti-life aids virus nigger magic.
>>740054954No, it was because she has Lifehunt, which is an ability that lets her slay gods.
>>740041484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxhMIBOnYbEObligatory
>>740041304BIGSEXYFEET
>>740055598you know she's probably lonry being trapped in that painting by herself with those brain dead hollows and skeletons
>>740055931They're probably pretty mellow when you're not there
Souls being vague, strange, and dream-like worked to its benefit. Everyone you meet is insane. Lorefags ruined this.
>>740044862>Tomb of the GiantsIt's a tad short but there's not much I would change, personally.>New Londo RuinsFine, if an annoying level. Don't think I'd change much, not without make it super different. Maybe make it so there's a third level to it? City walls -> city ground section -> a new underground section that connects to the stairwell to the abyss.>Lost Izalith and the dragon buttsYou're asking how you can make the long expanse of eye-searing lava filled with like 20 copies of the exact same giant dragon ass enemy better?Seriously?How about make it an actual level? Take what they had with the temple Bed of Chaos sits in and expand it so it replaces most of the lava-tree-root section.>The Crystal CaveIt's quite short for how memorable it is. Could use another room, honestly. But really what needs fixing there is the garden/park area before it, make that shit an actual section and it'd be fine.
>>740044543PREEEEEEEEEEEACH!
>>740050076She should have told Ariamis not to make the key to her house a doll, or at the very least make it so the painting can be exited without fighting through hordes of abominations.
Why can't you have sex with bosses instead of killing them?
>>740043574From the 3 games that could use a fix up (not a remake for fucks sake) DS1 is at the bottom of the list since only Lost Izalith is a bit rushed. DeS is at second place with the missing area and DS2 takes the prize since it was broken up and reasembled at the eleventh hour.
>>740061671>since only Lost Izalith is a bit rushedOh god, the fact that you can think this.
>>740044156Jackie Chan
>>740041304>The bosses' gimmick is paying attention to her footprintsA true genius
>>740046610sometimes i still think about the random catchy dead nigger storage ytmnd i remember finding as a kid
>>740045870Bed of Chaos is a puzzle boss in an action game, no wonder no one knows how to beat it properly since everyone keeps treating it like an action bosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdeOP5kp-18
>>740063287Anon, it's a boss SO SHIT they had to keep your progress in between runs.
