Nope! Still not buying a switch 2.
>>740043431Yeah, gotta say, Switch 2 isn't very metal, like at all.
Gentlemen, it appears that Dethklok has decided against the purchase of a Switch 2.
It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself. Just give in, it's the only good platform anymore and it will survive while pc gaming is getting ass raped to death by AI and Jensen
>>740044843You belong in a garbage can
I haven't owned a handheld gaming system since the Game Gear.
>>740043431ok
Only the 2nd most brutal thread in the catalogue.
This PS5 is dildos
>>740043431
>>740045059too autistic
I have a Switch 1 and I regret it. It just sits there and I didn't even end up liking the 1st party titles I played. BOTW was awful and Odyssey felt so lifeless. So now this fucking console just sits there while its li-ion batteries slowly oxidize and become ticking time bombs until one day I pick it up and see it's bloated and then just end up chucking the whole fucking thing.
>>740044786I don't see the issue, if Dethklok boycotts the Switch 2 their fans will follow suit. We can drive those customers towards the Xbox, and use them to fund the AI panopticon Microsoft is building for us.
>>740043431Nintendos ams for dildos
>>740045289I disagree, General. Nintendo fans and Dethklok fans are both utterly rabid. If millions across the world were forced to choose between those two loyalties, the effects could be devastating.
>>740043431I'm still boughteding it.
>>740044843>pc gaming is getting ass raped to death by AIIt's funny you say this when the switch eshop is filled with AI slop lol
Here you go, a box full of Switch 2 games
What fucking killed this show.
>>740043431okay but can still play the bass guitar with your cock?
>>740046014Heh
>>740051132CN being CN.Least it got an ending
>>740051132brendon small probably pissed off the executives somehow
This thread is dildos
>>740051132The show stopped being about parodying metal bands and metal culture and turned into some weird autistic lore based show.
Release...the kitties!
>>740051132Adult swim being pricks
>>740045582>”we will let Dethklok explore the realm of pc gaming for themselves…”
>>740052187I get why they do it.But I'm getting tired of lorefag shows.
>>740043431Dusk just ate goytendo's lunch. No reason to pick up a switch 2 since I would have only wanted one for a TP remaster. Dusk does it all.
Dethklok would make their own videogame console. The Dethboy or something. And it would be brutal as fuck. >They take a 66.6% cut from developers>You have to pay a microtransaction fee every time you open the store page>Controller hurts your hands, it's got spikes on the grip that eventually give you stigmata>Would require too much electricity to it runs on a teeny-tiny micro-plutonium core>The game cartridges are coated in irradiated lead to discourage pets and children from chewing on them>Attempting to modify the console in any way alerts the Dethklok Anti-Piracy Enforcement Special Operations Division (DAPESOD)
>>740048632BLAHDOSHEN
>>740043431I don't know you's guys I kindsa likes ityit's really cools and its has a lots of funs games to plays
>>740045059this is just gore porn, sad because the healing/injure system is interesting
>>740043431Good, we don't need brownoids
>>740045059buy a fucking ad jesus christ
>>740045059Oh look. Furry noita.
>>740051132Mike Lazzo
>>740045198sell it or give it away to a friend, bucko
>>740045582Yeees. If Dethklok isn't careful there could be widespread rioting! To help us understand what we're dealing with, please turn your attention to our Nintendo expert, Dr. Tingtang Tendie.
>>740051132I keep hearing different things but from what I understand it was:>brendon wrote the music for the show but turner owned it, brendon wanted full ownership of his music which did not sit well with turner and they could not reach an agreement>there was a specific episode where an IDF soldier is shown shooting a palestinian child and was considered offensive>mike lazzo didn't like that the show was developing and on going continuity instead of sticking with the typical one episode comedic adventures>execs got greedy with money and felt it wasn't worth funding another season despite brendon later on gathering enough money from fans through crowdfunding to fund it
>>740051132The easiest answer is Mike Lazzo but the truth is that a four season run is actually pretty good for Adult Swim. Unless your show is Robot Chicken or Rick and Morty then that crap will last forever regardless if people even care anymore.
>>740054027It was doublebookedklok and it took place in both syria and israel, the IDF soldiers don't shoot the girl but unite under dethklok playing the concert for both countries. But I could still see how some would find it "offensive".
>>740052947whats abouts masheds potatos johnsons
I said it before and I'll say it again: All Nintendo has to do for me to buy a Shitch 2 is get Treasure to make Sin & Punishment 3. But they're too Jewish to do anything anywhere near that cool nowadays.
>>740054469>Syria and Israel end up being chill with each other because of a metal concert>The band's satellite laser still melts part of the north pole and accelerates global warming anywayI thought it was a funny subversion, but yeah I guess the subject was too touchy
>>740045198I honestly sort of have a similar issue.It's also not like I didn't try to like it either, even went and got replacement shells for my joycon and replaced the thumbsticks in them.And now it just sits in a cabinet.And sort of gross the replacement joycon shells have this weird fucking texture to them.
>>740043431>Murderface in early seasons: Gets teased for being the bass player in a metal band but is overall still a respected member of the group.>Murderface in later seasons: Literally just Meg from Family Guy. Brutally harassed in every scene he's in for no real reason.
>>740043431switch?more like shit!
>>740052187This. It was a fun show when it was about 5 ultra rich sheltered retards. It did not have the animation budget or correct writers to pivot into the weird 'UR ACTUALLY ANCIENT METAL GODS' shit.
>>740054821Go play the record backwards and kill yourself.
>>740054821Yeah I was rewatching the show and noticed this hard. The fact that in the later seasons not even the fans like him and him being literally incapable of getting laid barely makes sense.
>>740054821In the first season the rest of the band try to throw him the best birthday ever, help him find religion when he almost dies, and lets him do a bass solo with his cock at a concert. Then he quickly turns into a punching bag that every other character overly hates.
do u liek cofee
reel cofee
I need a hundred beersExactly one hundred, thank you
>>740053778SKRRRREEEOIIIIIIINK
>>740043431>only affordable console that will play GTAVI day and date with the other platforms>only affordable console with call of duty>only console with ocarina of time remakeFeels good to be a tendie, cant wait to see the seethe on this board this Thursday after the direct blows everything announced out of the water.
I AM TORN BETWEEN MY EVIL DESIRES
>>740051132Unironically women
>>740053778>>740053778>Dethklok has to understand, and I speak from experience, that Nintendo fans are the stupidest *RIFF*rds ever put on this earth. We'll buy anything! Quality has no factor only brand. And we are rabid animals who will fight to the death to defend our precious brand!... WHATEVER THE COST!... *ahem* but there is a nuance to this fandom. There are, in fact, two types of Nintendo fans. The Supporters, sometimes called Consoomers, and the Purists. The best way to tell the two apart is that the Purists have played Mother 3 and the Supporters actively beg Nintendo to release an official English Translation of the game. If the Purists are able to gain the ear of Dethklok they could theoretically turn Dethklok to have their fans declare TOTAL WAR ON THE NINTENDO FANDOM! USING THEIR METAL INFLUENCE TO START A GLOBAL CATACLYSMIC WAR THAT WOULD EXCEED ALL OTHER WARS PRIOR TO IT!
>>740051058Open it!
what is the equivalent to "Grand's pa Guitar" in videogames?
What’s the hacking and CFW scene like for Switch 2? I am not buying it if I can’t get free games.
>>740043431I was literally just about to clip that same Murderface image seconds ago to use for a post like this. Weird.
>>740057992
>>740054983They didn't pivot into it, retard, they were weird eldritch beings since the very start.
>>740058418Nope. It would probably be a board game.Since we are making an analogy about an electric guitar and an acoustic guitar. So, the opposite of a video game would be a board game.
>>740058476My issue if anything was that often only the first and last episodes of a season really developed the plot while most of the episodes in-between were just barely connected slice of life stuff with the occasional character moments and development
>>740054821this but toki's voice
This show literally taught me the concept of gaslighting
>>740059048YOOOUUUNEEEDTOFORGIVVEEEYOURRRBROOOOOOTTHHHAAAAAAAA
>>740059126No way!
>>740059126no way
Saw Dethklok in toronto. That was a really good concert. Amon Amarth mogged with its set design though. Suprisingly no one died to set failure.
>>740058131non-existent. the switch 1 was only hackable because of a major fuckup by nintendo and outside the initial batch of switches that was produced, no switch was capable of being softmodded. expect the switch 2 to be the same.
>>740059048your post belongs in garbage can
>>740059390these moments where you relate so fucking much to the traumas of the band are what made the show so funny
