here's your hatsune miku card, bro
god i wish boros didn't suck shit
>>740050226>Japanese character made by a westener>Looks like shitWhat causes this?
>>740050502Yuko Shimizu is Japanese, anon...
reminder that she's getting a full commander deck as a SLD
>>740050226This would have looked better if the art retained some of the anime aesthetic.
>>740050629Cool another secret lair that will sell out within 10 minutes and nobody will be able to get for MSRP I fucking love paying 500 bucks to scalpers for secret lair commander decks
why hasnt magic capitalized in making kpop idol cardsidol fans love collecting those idol photo cards
>>740050226looks shit, must be AIslop
Magic is so cringe, always was.
>>740050629that shit is 10k rn in ebay wtf, I think wotc is trying to get it back.
>>740050831What, you don't like the heccin wholesome doggos?
even though i dont have much leg to stand on for being a whfantasy grognard i gotta say pokemon and magic niggas are the most disgusting fucks i've ever seen at the FLGS
Here's your $8k Miku, sir
>>740050226Man, and here I was thinking they did Miku dirty in Fortnite between this skin and Daisy 2.0.She looks like a fucking charicture of an Nip. It's like the artist didn't even get the memo that she's a digital girl living in your WiFi.
>>740051258Oh, forgot pic.
>>740050775they'll get there, they're already scraping the bottom of the barrel as it is
I don't play MtG, but it looks like the Fortnite of card games.
>>740051258generally when wotc commissions jp artists they either have them do their own thing or "do anime"there are very few artists they get that just do anime style stuff and well, ie >>740051162, and a lot of the miku cards were not so luckybut to be fair the worst thing about them is the flavor text
>>740051391Boy do I have news for you. This is real. The crew mechanic requires you to use a creature to fill it. Yes, that can be Sonic the Hedgehog wearing The One Ring. Yes your opponent can react by having Negan from the Walking Dead kill the 7th Doctor forcing you to sacrafice Sonic or the Battle Bus.
>>740050226So can you use this in the "main" format of MtG?
>>740051517The One Ring is not an Equipment
>>740050629What's SLD?
Tabletop sissies deserve to rooked
>>740051612special FOMO releases
>>740051258I hate they used spats on that skin intead of the cute striped panties...
>>740050502>it doesn't look like muh gachashit, so it can't be Japanese!!!Retarded culture warrior.
Did the guy that got it accidentally sell it yet?
>>740051638What would Miku's panties do as a card?
>>740050570she's a foid. that cancels out her nip face card
>>740051162it is like 5k rn, that shit spiked after the miku deck leak. It was like 2.5-3k before. Cant wait for mtg to implode hard.
>>740051572Yeah, a lot of the Secret Lair cards used to be silver border like pic related. That meant unplayable outside of just for fun. Then they started printing them as alt arts of real cards, that's the tiny name under the OPs. However, starting with The Walking Dead set and a bunch of other supplementeries they've gotten more and more overboard with the crossoverd having unique to them cards. To the point the setting that refused to ever have guns for "breaking the fantasy vibes" has had more sets set in New York than some of their own fantasy worlds.
>>740051572Yeah, that card has always only been playable in edh.
>>740050937Nobody would ever pay 10k for some cardboard with mid cartoon drawings would they?
>>740050502It's not a westerner, it's a Japanese SJW that's ticking the asian representation box because wizards is completely invested into the blackrockbux scheme. They genuinely have a quota of nonwhite and gay representation that they have to meet yearly.Man, i've gotta sell my magic cartds before the whole fucking hobby tanks.
>>740051752it's playable in Legacy and Modern as well (not that anyone plays those anymore)
>>740051760I would if I had the money also delet that image.
>>740051761>my magic cartdsYou actually spent money on this shit? Your life must be a barren fucking wasteland holy shit
>>740050226Oh shit guess I gotta get into Magic. Outside of card acquisition, woke this or that, I want to know mechanically how is the landscape? Is there a color that out right beats the others 90% of the time? Are turn 1 KOs a regular accounting? Is there a specific card thats expected in every deck? Say I have an obsession with rabbits and accounting, if I wanted to, could I make a deck around those ideas and take it into Arena? What about old decks that age out? What do you do with those? Can you just make a single deck and ride or die with that in modern and whatever else there probably is?
>>740051761I'm never giving them another cent, but boy do I hope they keep giving us gems like this to laugh at.
>>740051810sealed product appreciates better than the S&P500
>>740051702nice pic ill add it to my migu pantsu folder anon. It would be a Sheltered by Ghosts reprint 'Sheltered by Pantsu'
>anons trying to discuss thread topic>browns rush to spam coomer imagesTypical.
>>740050570she lives in the west and has western ideals. it is no wonder that her slop looks like typical westoid, twitter "anime art" (see: actual tranime)
>>740050765Always proxy print SL commander decks, fuck WoTC and fuck Sc*lpers
>>740051831the answer to most of these questions is "depends on the format."
>>740051729So MtG is permanently ruined forever?
>>740051831Standard is the big format they try to push that rotates the hardest. It's a contained amount of sets and once a deck rotates out it'll probably crumple if you run it in a more eternal format like Modern. Modern is a lot more power crept and is just nuking each other with broken shit. Casual commander is an evergreen format that lets you play with goofy ideas, but if you take seriously can get even more degenerate than modern.
>>740051975yep
>>740051976>they try to push StandardlollmaoCommander is the pushed format, they only "push" Standard insofar as it's what gets people to rip the most packs.
>>740052000Good.
I went to /tg/ for the first time in years a few months ago and it seems to have turned into /co/mblr 2.0. It was bad.
I miss the 90s and early 2000s , mtg was pretty nice back then. Rath cycle and Urzas cycle were the best ever. Now wotc is uber shit.
>>740051831>Is there a color that out right beats the others 90% of the time?depends on the meta and format you're playing>Are turn 1 KOs a regular accounting?Not in Standard or Pioneer, but older formats it can happen. You're probably not playing Vintage or Legacy. >Is there a specific card thats expected in every deck?Not always, but certain colours see certain cards more often (Black: Thoughtseize, Fatal Push, etc) > Say I have an obsession with rabbits and accounting, if I wanted to, could I make a deck around those ideas and take it into Arena? There was a recentish set called Bloomburrow just for your rabbit loving ass. https://scryfall.com/search?q=type%3Arabbit>What about old decks that age out? What do you do with those?Use the cards in a expanded format where they're legal. Powercrept cards often go away with time. >Can you just make a single deck and ride or die with that in modern and whatever else there probably is?Sure, some people like maining one deck archetype and evolving the deck as new sets/cards come out
>>740051760It's being bid for that at this moment brother.
>>740052081Urza was degenerate as fuck
>>740051975
>>740052160yeah shit character but one of the best blocks ever. Urzas Destiny was so much fun drafting.
>>740052072Oh yeah, it's like a mix of /co/mbler and corpo boot licking in what used to be one of the more creative boards. Gotten banned for greentexting campaign logs that got a little racy since it was a Weird West thing.
>Thought Lorwyn would be the only successful set this year>Apparently Return to Strixhaven is the most successful set of all time despite the art looking disgustingly uglyThey have to be fucking lying, right?
>>740052205not to mention all the woke and dei slop they put on art now. Mtg is not even a shadow of how based it used to be back then.
>>740052210wtf are you talking about? urza's cycle nearly killed the game. combo winter ran off so much of the playerbase
>>740051321Someone at epic had it out for her man. Especially when you compare it to the kpop demon skins and how accurate they were
>sees miku thread>urge to listen to miku songsI blame oldfag 4chan.
>>740051729>5 mana everyone winsIf I ever started playing commander I would unironcially play this shit but to piss people off>But anon white b-Fuck you Hasbro printed it
>>740051459What the fuck I thought the artist would be some ancient American boomer with how her face is drawn>>740051761Oh that explains it
>>740051162>One of the two miku cards that don't look like shit>Absurdly expensive>The other one is MORE expensiveI hate wizards. Literally the only thing I would ever get back into magic for and they went full Jew rat
>>740050226wow
>>740052248SOS is actually pretty fun to draft, and the Mystical Archives make people go absolutely feral.
>>740052273Even "dog shit" art like Stasis is still memorable enough I think about it from time to time. I think the newest one that was even a blip was the McKinnon Damnation reprint/alt. Otherwise it just all blurs into a homoginized mess of blandness.
>>740052464Why would you play a card that leaves your opponent with a hand and you nothing?
im not a furry but Gerrard was an idiot not hitting that pussy.
>>740052498you set up a contingency so that you can win after all the permanents are gone. Usually stuff with suspend.
>>740052498>Bunch of cards that say "card unaffected by other card effects" on your field Dunno
>>740052560Were there suspend cards around when this card dropped? Haven't played since Mirage.
I haven't tried any mtg since Theros some 10 years ago.God damn does all this crossover stuff make me dizzy. It would be funny making two completely different tones work, but unlike yugioh it feels wrong when I see it done with real IPs.
>>740052464My favorite commander card>Don't hit me>I would highly advise against it bro>I warned you bro. I cast +2 hours eat my ass
>>740052464>when this card leaves the battlefield, do stuff>suspendalso you can play it when they have a low count hand.
>>740052583apocalypse still removes those
would give my left nut for a Panty & Stocking or JJK secret lairs.
>>740052853I believe you. It's not like you're using it for anything.
>>740051761Shes a NYC based artist whose career is almost entirely based on americans mistaking her for the famous Sanrio character designer of Hello Kitty, who happens to have the same name in romanji.
>>740052081Urzas and Lorwyn are my two favorite blocks in terms of setting, lore, and artAt the same time both introduced horrible degenerative gameplay mechanics though
>>740051585the upcoming hobbit set has a version of the one ring that is an equipment, in all fairness
>>740052894imagine having kids in 2026. Fucking agent Smith is right humans are virus not mammals.
>>740051585bludgeon brawl says otherwise
>>740050775Insider here.They actually were working on a kpop set, but had to cancel it after running into some issues. The wotc executives wanted to make every cute, skinny Korean pop idol into a fat ugly trans nigger instead, but kpop fan focus groups didn't respond well in test screenings and when neither side was willing to budge they just canceled the entire crossover project.
Miku is an abstract concept.
>>740052205>MtG has better art than Yugi-ACK!
They didn't even include the best Miku tho
>>740052962>TFW we'll never get a Plainswalker half as interesting >TFW Jayce and the others were relegated to becoming the Super Friends>TFW Sorin is the only old Plainswalker left and he just fafs about until shit comes to Innistrad
>>740052072HRT hit tabletop gaming harder than meth hit the isolated valleys of central appalachia.
>>740051647you are actually braindead, that image looks hideous
>>740053146forced meme
>>740051975If you are just finding out at MTG SL in standard you haven't payed attention to it for over a decade.So no Anon it isn't ruined forever. It's in literally the same state as it was since you last paid attention to it, NOT FOR YOU.
Shandalar with a curated modset of newer cards added is the peak way to enjoy MtG in 2026. Change my mind.
how long can hasbro milk mtg before it implodes...will they start printing actual reserve list cards before it dies? I would unironically buy southpark cards.
>>740053479I'm so happy I never got into playing Constructed or caring about it. Limited is way better and fun enough as is.Everyone who plays Constructed just seems fucking miserable. Collecting cards, play testing, getting fucking hosed on card prices. Or just spend $15 and do a draft.
>>740052361here you go anon remember this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR3cJ_yYzhA
>>740053169Liliana, Bolas, Nahiri, Ob Nixilis, and Ugin are still kicking around
>>740052498red has a few mechanics that let you "cast" a card that you just discardedit's usually not for free but you can tap out your lands before you delete them so you have a reserve for the madness/mayhem cards
>>740052610There was phasing, you could have a card that's phased out, play Apocalypse and next turn it would phase in again.
>>740053575Draft and kitchen table have always and will always be the best experience even if draft has been getting shafted IMO from recent sets that just don't play nicely with the format.
>>740053875draft and commander is all they ever design for nowadays anyway
>>740053407Happy pride month.
MTG and D&D is now for homo fags, people of color, spider turds & spongebob. fornite & ninja turtle fantasy.Huh you wanted magic? Too bad have a Bluey!
>>740053898Commander sure but draft it sure as shit doesn't feel good to play.The three/four decks that can be made up of generically good cards of the past have boiled down to "oh shit this broken LEGENDARY common" melts our cube and is almost guaranteed in each draft, hope I get it!
>>740053983Soillennials ruin everything they touch.
>>740054039ah yes, ninja turtles and spiderman, core millennial entertainment IPs.
>>740054097Literally yes, what the fuck?
>>740050226Correct me if I'm wrong, but magic is slow, barely requires any thought or strategy and the set rotation means you simply pump and dump decks instead of "connecting" with them.Yugioh has a lot of problems but from what i can tell it had infinitely more skill expression as the only limit is your hand not resources like mana.Its also much more explosive with the back and forth.Getting the last word in on a 5+ chainlink feels amazing. Or like moving/destroying your own card to "dodge" a targeting effect.Then again yugioh is the only tcg ive been able to connect with so maybe theres a bias going on.Is digimon any good?
>>740053898commander actually being sanctioned is the gayest fucking shit to ever have happened to the game and people don't bring it up often enough
>>740051847God I need Miku to sit on my face forever
>>740054135>Correct me if I'm wrongYou're wrong and stand corrected. If your aim to is shill Yugioh go ahead but don't start off pretending that it takes thought or strategy.Your main format still has Maxx C, and it's children, now and forever.
>>740054135>Correct me if I'm wrong, but magic is slow, barely requires any thought or strategy and the set rotation means you simply pump and dump decks instead of "connecting" with them.If you were posting from a decade ago you'd be correct. Wizards however has backtracked on rotation since it's casual poison and they "accidentally" killed standard for edh, so in desperate attempts to keep standard alive again sets are now in for 3 sometimes 5 years. It's a mess not only for players to keep track of but the designers themselves, they're basically shooting into the dark on what standard is going to look like and how their cards will age.
Stopped giving a shit once they killed off Venser, unceremoniously even. Then I heard they made him into some kind of Phyrexian construct. Just fuck my shit up.
>>740054135magic is/was pretty cerebral at a few points of its lifespan but i haven't really looked at it since they started going full retard with crossovers (lost me off a cliff when they started printing shit like this)i was already pretty wary of them when they were leaning too hard into "pirates and dinosaurs" years ago with the most reddit shit ever, even their mafia themed set was watered down garbage with people using bubbleguns because violence is scary
>>740054165What do you mean anon? Taking something grassroots and almost specifically designed to be enjoyable despite the publishers input can only be improved by the publishers getting full control over it. Right?
This meme but instead it's magic instead of america and yugioh players as europeans
>boring faggot commaderPottery desu
>>740054310If you want people to laugh at your shit anon you should probably put in the effort to make the meme rather than describing the idea and hope we make up the punchline as well.
>>740054370Nah I'm good simply expressing my feelings on the matter.
>>740053537How about a link
>>740054443>spoonfeed meNah.
>>740054135you never played real yugioh in your life, kiddo
>>740054443It's been an age since I've done it, so I'm not sure what the best link is. The few Youtube links and leddit ones that come up seem accurate enough.
>>740051975magic has been permanently ruined since urza block and then they did it again with mirrodin
>>740054503Forgot it was useless faggot hours, my bad.
>>740050226Which way, white men?
>>740050226I... I'm just going to sleep and try to erase it from my memory
>>740051913At that point you can just proxy whatever you want. MtG's theming has gone so off the rails I don't feel out of line for playing these now
>>740051831just look up hare apparent
>got into magic right before it went to shit>got into tekken right before it went to shitFuck my chud life.
>>740054267That all happened 2010 tho. He got infected and then ripped out his own soul to give his planeswalker spark to karn because he knew karn was the best way to stop new phyrexia. The recentish MoM set just confirmed that his sparkless corpse was then compleated into Phyrexia and there is now a robot zombie that animates his vocal cords and pretends to speak with his voice.
>>740054869You should get into Slay the Spire before it goes to shit as well
>>740054708I think the funniest thing wotc could do is have a yugioh ub set and make it be be full of actual references to formats people played the game in rather than the animealso because you could hypothetically pull off >set albaz kill the entire boardmultiple turns in a row with different ways to make everything else dragons
>>740054969here's to twenty more years of raye even in another game
>>740054873Around that yes, Scars of Mirrodin set. That's when I stopped giving a shit about the story. It was only a couple years later when I also stopped giving a shit about MTG in its entirety as well.
>>740051761>I've gotta sell my magic cards before the whole fucking hobby tanksI sold my entire collection right before the jeweled lotus/mana crypt/dockside extortionist ban happened, and made off with hundreds of dollars more than I would've months later. I'm now 100% proxy, except for cards that I can get for under a dollar. Sure is fun running as much broken shit as I want without looking at my wallet, I'm proxying shit like alpha dual lands, so my color fixing is pretty much perfect in every deck.
>>740054869Get into Yugioh it's always been shit.
>>740052337miku fans got robbed big time
So is this a miku thread or just election tourists crying to distract from how badly they fucked the cost of gaming and the economy at large?
Bros please. I missed out on magic until getting into it just a few years ago. I hate the universes beyond shit but there are still some solid in universe sets. Please stop being doomers, I want to enjoy it a bit before it implodes.
>>740055932It already has imploded. What people are waiting for is for it to stop shambling along like a zombified corpse.
I don't know where to ask this, but can someone identify an old 90's card or TCG?It looked something like picrel. I want to say it was called "Wall of Spiders" or something but googling that leads to no results. The card art was a mass of writhing spiders on the right-hand side of the art, in like a wall shape and you could see some rubble of a broken wall to the left of the spider wall. There may have been a bird, harpy or pegasus being caught in the mass of spiders about to be devoured and in the distance you could see some green fields, the spiders were huge, bigger than a man, with some being dog sized and regular spiders.I think one of the other cards from the same game had a picture of a knight in armour being struck by lightning and his green soul leaving his body. It wasn't YGO, I actually played that TCG. Another one was a man whose skin was being burned and bubbling with steam coming from his body. They all looked very western, 100% not an asian game.
>>740054097TMNT is Millenial Its probably THE most millenial IP out there.
>>740056032No clue on the card itself and I've got a pretty good general memory for magic cards. You could try the Alternative Card Games General on /tg/.
>>740056864thanks, I'll give it a try, I hope they don't think I'm shitposting lol
>>740055650I would have downloaded fortnite for this
>>740051913>Always proxy print SL commander decksI prefer to buy them from the secret lair website directly!
>>740056032Closest i can find
>>740056032After searching around: i don't think it's MTG.
>>740056032This isn’t actually the one I thought you were posting but it seems to be pretty close to what you’re *actually* looking for.
don't Google what some people pay for Pokemon cards
>>740054135Mostly correct, but i wouldn't really call magic slow, but rather limited.And yes, much like you, my main issue with most other TCGs are the rotational banlists. Yugioh also more or less "rotates" old meta decks by weakening them and introducing new ones, but they never outright stop you from playing your favorite deck in standard, no matter how gutted or bricky it is.Ryzeal may be in the shitter after all the hits it took, but i can still do wonders with it if i pair it with another archetype (mitsurugi right now, but i've been experimenting with magnet warrior too), and since the deck is now "weak" it means i can buy it for pennies when it used to cost thousands of dollars, and with further reprints the price just gets lower and lower.Pokemon and magic meanwhile flat out say fuck your old shiny cardboard, buy the newest one or get the fuck out.
>try to talk about card games>JUST PROXY BRO>JUST PROXY IT>JUST PROXY>I LOVE PROXIES>JUST PROXYAHHHHHHHHHH DIE CHANG
>>740060584>JUST GET A MORTGAGE SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING SPONGEBOB CARDS BROEasy there moshe.
>>740052583>Bunch of cards that say "card unaffected by other card effects" on your field This ain't YuGayOh, if it's on the field its getting exiled
>>740051717You cant even play it in the Miku deck since shes GW
>>740050226>Playing MTG Imagine paying for western woke Jewish Troon slopDo Mikufags really?
>>740052205>MTG troons will defend this
>>740050226>illustrator based in New York City whose work combines Japanese heritage with contemporary reference points. Works by Shimizu address a range of serious issues including sex, race, and cultural identityHad to check because it's ugly and of course
>>740060653NO ONE FUCKING CARES. JUST TALK ABOUT MAGIC YOU GAY, POOR RETARD. You could simply just use the proxies, but no you fags have to shit up everything fucking trading card interaction. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Kill yourself. I WILL target you on commander night, I won't even hint towards it.
>740053146Brazilian Miku fans are subhuman tertiary tourist leeches
>>740060714>Smug_anime_girl.jpg
>>740051834They made a card about /v/ unboxing threads?
>>740053562Until Star Wars cards.
Seems like no trading card game can be perfect.
>>740061278> blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchantedNot "removed", though.
>>740051834Why is a nigger’s hand there?
>>740062431Showing off his new book
>>740062431looting it
>universes beyond:|>universes beyond, anime:O
>>740051517I was shocked not a single MTG character got put into fortnite with this crossover, I wanted a fucking Ajani skin
>>740052417This very expensive?
>>740061278>>740061639True, you can exile and destroy that dude with non-targeted effects. You just can't target it specifically. And as far as I know, there haven't been any cards printed yet that get around blanket exile (ignoring the ones that can come back on their own).
>>740061278Protection only protects from targeting effects.
>>740053537>Shandalarthat's the stuff
>>740056032dunno about the card, but this reminded me of VTES / Jyhad. good times
>>740052853>Magic the angry UncleIf they ever do a secret layer i hope they will print uncle knight of poop and blue eyes white uncle
>>740050629>populate with Mikul-lewd!
>>740054708RATO SEXO
>>740050629shes not getting her own card, thats just renaming an old one
I wish we'd get more 40k cards. made my timmy commander deck with this card
>>740053562This card wouldn't work. Creatures don't die and go to the graveyard from damage as the spell is resolving so essentially even if a creature dies from the first fight it will still be in play as the second part of the spell resolves so you might as well cut the text down to just "then they fight again" without the condition.
>>740067540The actual text could just read "Target creature you control fights another target creature twice."
>>740067540"Target creature you control fights another creature you don't control. If neither of those creatures would die from that fight, they fight again.">>740068942That would cause a creature to fight again even if its toughness falls to zero or below. The idea is that they only fight if both would still be alive after the first "round".
>>740050226Everyone likes to blame boomers and zoomers for the state of the world but millennials are the real scourge, they can't even blame having the faces stuck to an ipad during their infancy to justify their childish retarded behavior
>Literally me
>>740050570I'm a japanese brazilian who have a japanese name, so...name means nothing.
I got into MTG around Dominaria, got a few boxes, spent a couple hundred dollars then Covid hit, FNM was cancelled and I realized MTG was an abject waste of money.
>>740065947To new, we must retvrnOr drop $400 on yiffable Jayce.
>>740050226here's your hatsune miku GPU, bro
>>740050226Can't wait to see all this put in a dumpster when it doesnt sell
