I mean my big breasts bouncing like jelly and my ass is MASSIVE.The developers could have been more discreet
>>740053542For example
>>740053542>>740053570agp thread
>>740053570I don't see it
>>740053542Why does it make YOU feel like a whore? Do you self-insert at Eve?
>>740053626How about now?
Eve can't be a whore, she's a married woman!
>>740053780I mean I past like 12 hours playing like her
yeah op we get it you have agp no one cares
>>740053542>The developers could have been more discreetor you cloud be less gay, have you thought about that.
>myYou are not Eve.
>>740053542If (You)(Eve) are going on a date, what outfit would you wear. Post your favorite outfit!!
sex
>>740054609Street Fighter 6
>>740054609Damn ma
Tranny shit, never self insert as woman stupid fucker
>>740056508>>740056557Did this guy ever 100% the game of his hotwife, eve?
game is aggressively mid
Good morning
>>740053780nta but the entire time I played I just pictured my self as a citizen in Xion and how would I gradually be able to trick EVE into becoming a bimbo, to the point where her wearing a slingshot bikini around town would be normal.
>>740053542point of no return is a retarded outdated concept that has no place in games. And it's especially annoying in this game.
Raven's game soon, trust the plan.
>>740053542>>740053570you are a whore.an attention whore.the game matches who you are.
aside from op being a massive faggot as usual, its a good game
So does anyone ever comment om eve walkign around in stripper wear or virtually naked or anything. I only just got some more outfits in xion and i dunno i feel like someone in town should say SOMETHING
>>740053542You Will Never Be a Woman.
>>740053542I played this game for 60+ hours and not a single time did I get hardAnd yes my test levels are slightly above average
Pick one.
>>740058735I can tell you're not white because you don't have AGP
>>740058636Claude comments on it. Most people don't seem to see Eve in a sexual way.
>>740058809Wuchang is actually fun to play.
>>740053542>>740053570>>740053874Agp...
>>740053542She always seemed soulless to me.
Cracked yet?If not, don't care
>>740059867it's been a few weeks since it was cracked...
>>740059867Tech illiterate zoomer bro...
>>740058809>>740059056Fug
>>740059867retard
>>740053542>>740053780It's because the two traits OP happens to share with Eve, is having a huge fucking ass, and fat jiggling man-tits.
>>740062540I've seen videos of her taking cocks other than his so he must be a cuck.
I have to say something, even when it is considered anathema here: I really love big tits
>>740053570based
>>740063004I also have this issue.
How long before an EVE wife is made real?
>>740064356Only Mac|ej Now|ck| will fuck her
>>740053542Egg thread.
Kill yourself maciej
>>740053616well yeah, who do you think plays these games?
>>740065225>>740065027what is his story? why is he so obsessed?
>>740065689He hasn't earned a fucking story.Instead of dignifying his own name or parents in any capacity by having children, a career, or even just not being an inconvenience to strangers online, he has decided to spam for 2 years straight about the same fictional character.
>>740064027i want to worship her high heels
>>740053542Is there a mod to play as the girl that's cute?>>740064356The one on the right
>>740053542I also have the feeling you are a whore (male)
>>740065689>what is his story?Unmedicated schizophrenia.
>>740065689dude is genuinely insane. you can also find him on facebook and fucking linkedin
>>740053542This game has the biggest production value to jank ratio everThere's decent game buried under the mounds of fleshI wish as much effort went into actual gameplay, writing and polish as into all the retarded horny outfits and stupid ass selfie cameraEvery dialogue makes me want to stab my fucking earsAlso fuck mandatory shooting segments
>>740066391this, dont acknowledge the schizo retard ever
>>740058887>the future is gay>benevolent ai sends squads of sex robots to save humanity>the gay niggers down the well only want to disassemble and sell them for scrap to buy cybercrackThat tracks (I haven't played the game and don't know whats it actually about)
>>740053874Satsuki and Ryuuko
ywnbaw
>>740053542Meh, I look slutty but there's no enemy to take advantage of me and grope/rape me so it's that fun
>>740069913I know that this is supposed to be sexy but I just imagine a woman trying to do this while having a GoPro tard-strapped to her head and can't stop laughing.
>>740064113me 2Raven doesn't shave
>>740063004Same
>>740069913sauce me on this, i need more in my life bro
>>740069913Why does she have an untreated tick on her hip? Also her hair is so sexy.
>>740069913>wow thank god i still have my huge ten inch cock to fuck sissy boys with
>>740069913cry tears of joy
>>740053542For me it's being a mix of cute and slutty
>>740070392*slosh slosh*
Can you play as Raven instead? She's way hotter.
GIWTWM
>bought this game because i thought raven looked hot>only seen her in holograms so farreeee
>>740058809wuchang, without a doubt. Better style. Better body. Better game.
>no Lily Artemis II wifeWhy live
I wish anons looked like that so I could fuck them.
i think the la vie en rose suit is the cutest piece of clothing in game
>>740053570i wish i looked like that
>>740071934
>>740071934>Better bodyShe only has nice tits but otherwise a malnourished twig with no ass
>>740053542>>740053570>>740053616>>740065534>Tendie tranny shaming tactics
I want to be a curvy woman so much bros.
>>740053570On EVERYTHING we need to be honest with ourselves - we would love to be her and let hung incels breed us
>>740053542>>740053570(You) it hurts when I do thisThen stop doing that, retard
>>740074738
Left or right /v/?
>>740073698Imagine pouring soi sauce and duck sauce all over that before you dig in. BING CHILLING
>>740073876Petite Asian good girls EXIST to get bullied by busty white whores
>>740075373Right, holy fuck!
>>740075373both at the same time for me
>>740075373Left. But right is fine too.
I used to fetishise petite Asian kpop looking anime style “shy innocent” girls. Then I married one. Now I can’t stop fetishising busty white whores who have hooker level body counts and fuck everything that moves
>>740075428god I want to manhandle that girl on the left so bad you can't even imagine.
>>740075373right, but would change diet for her and start exercise with her until she's drops 15-20 pounds
>>740075749based architect
>All the besties in this threadomigawd~~
In all the pictures you've posted asian girls face-fog and body-fog white landwhales.
>Asian girls after dating for a month>”anon I think I’m ready to kiss”>white girls after dating for a month>”anon I think I’m ready to be exclusive “Why are they like this?
>>740075837I stopped doing this. Making men cum was taking over my life.
>>740075373right is for babymaking
>>740075715>living the dream but fantasizes about living a nightmareMindbroken.
>>740075373Left
have they made any mods with visible areolas or peeking pubes yet?
New Tachy mod is kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/cqqhcl.webm
>>740053542You don't look like that though.
>>740075373left with right's body
>>740053542>This game makes me feel like a whoreYou ARE a whore.
>>740076189I never fantasise about them in a lovey dovey cutesy way. I would never take a whore to introduce to my parents, and would not ever propose to one or even want to go on romantic dates with one. They are for filthy sex and nothing else, but that’s what they’re purpose built for.I think I just have a massive Madonna whore complex.
>>740076556Fair enough. What kind of video games would this phenotype duo play btw
>>740058809They walk into a bar
>>740053542Imagine having such a tiny brain that you think you're the character.
>>740076840Left would play Mario kart or a JRPG with her boyfriend/husband if she’s a bit on the nerdier side, while right would say video games are boring while constantly trying to distract and sexually attract her bf
>>740077117>a logical answer in a coomer threadWhat in the world
>>740076405Is it actually Tachy? I love the modding community for this game.
Bump
>>740053542YNBAW
>>740053570I look like this
Pubes status???
>>740053542Loving the game so far, except for the fact that normal is too easy and hard turns bosses into dogshit damage sponges. Regular mobs felt like a nice challenge at the start of the game and it was great to learn and get familiar with the mechanics with some punishing encounters, but the first few bosses are just awful and not fun at all, and I just ended up fighting them a few times before realizing the damage I was doing, then just switched to normal and then back after killing them.When I got into the Wasteland and realized I was still on normal after Gigas I just said fuck it and decided to leave it on normal while exploring until I saw an autosave, but then I got into the fight in pic related and realized some of the Wasteland content would be near unplayable on hard and decided to just play on normal for now because fuck that. Hope it becomes better later on as the character progresses, but right now neither difficulties feel fun at all, which is very sad because the game is otherwise great.And yes, I know hard was only NG+ on launch. Whoever tested and approved normal as the highest NG difficulty is a sad fucking retard, there should've been something between normal and hard for NG.
>>740079863that was an obvious trap but I didn't expect 3 waves of enemies. pretty rough.
>>740053542Are you streaming this to your family or something
>>740080348>>740080406Hi, totkfag.
>>740053542all women are whores, always have been. its natural
>>740079863Eve's selfie expressions honestly gives me a glimpse into high class instagram models. No wonder this game was so popular with chinks. It gives you your own interactive trophy whore.
>>740080573Yeah just like your whore mother
>>740065689It's a known zeldatroon shitposting non nintendo waifu threadsXe spams horses and bbc shit too You know that tides of annihilation game? Xe will probably spam a new shitposting for those too
>>740080620is that Scarlet's face? uncanny.
>>740080897Yes
>>740076840Video gameshttps://imgur.com/a/km6QFyr
>>740081428I was expecting her to vore the asian girl.
There are weapon pack mods btw. Save yourself the trouble of having to put up with the same bloodedge sword for the entire game.
Thoughts on this?
Lily supremacy
>>740081776She looks like she fucks robot dogs.
>>740081865Nice catch. I genuinely like the fishing in this game.
>>740079863I percevered and finished the first playthrough on hard. Second gigas took me probably 50+ attempts. Tried switching to normal and it was just too braindead easy, the difficulty spike between normal and hard is just retarded.
>>740082232>I percevered and finished the first playthrough on hard.Same here.I'd rather be frustrated than bored.I like to play the hardest difficulty on first playthrough whenever possible so it can be a 1-and-done experience.
But that's the whole appeal?
>>740082494it's a straight male thing
>>740053542This game makes me feel like a sluggish and heavy cow, my heavy ugly cow tits disgustingly bouncing like soggy sacks, it totally kills the vibe of being a skilled samurai/ninja.The devs should have made her be more cute and flat, then she would be more beautiful and it would fit the vibe of being a skilled and agile sword fighter
>>740082562Eve is supposed to be heavy and fat. Her tits and ass sloshing everytime she moves.
>>740082386>I like to play the hardest difficulty on first playthrough whenever possible so it can be a 1-and-done experienceMe too, but knowing NG wasn't made with hard in mind gave me a free cope for playing on normal.>>740082232Guess I'll stop being a bitch and go back to hard, but fuck whoever worked on the difficulties in this game, fucking retard.
>>740082732god I love big tits
>>740082232>>740082386>>740083027Also I was thinking maybe playing on normal with a dank double edged gear setup, if that's possible, to see if I can make normal more interesting, but my guess is hard gets more tolerable as the game progresses.
I think I overtuned the boob jiggle a bit
>>740053542There is something poetic about a gooner game being one of the most soulful games in gaming.
>>740083237you and that fishing guy both did
>>740071307Agree, i love raven>>740071531Get ready, you will probably see a lot of her when you get to her later on
