I CAN'T FUCKING KEEP UP
>>740054375You made sure to gift all the villagers today, right?You're making sure to be optimal, RIGHT?
>>740054375keep up with what? literally go at your own pace, it takes at least the first year or two for a first time player to figure out how they want to run their farm. the game is meant to be chill, not some autistic retard simulator where you need to min/max as fast as possible (though it didn't stop autists from doing so)
>>740054458What about the grandpa evaluation thing?
>>740054458>game is meant to be chillBiggest lie in the universe
>>740054375There are no penalties from taking your time. The only thing I would prioritize though is Marnie's friendship so you can open her bedroom and take the Mayor's shorts to throw in the Luau soup for funny dialogue in the first year.
>>740054504Dude you have three whole years to do it. Just work on unlocking the better sprinklers and greenhouse as fast possible and you can do the rest at your own pace. Check the tv for luck and only mine on good luck days.
>>740054375Same I stopped playing around summer when all my crops died funnily enough I was unexpectedly was the closest with Haley the most mainly for just giving her cookies from the trash wasn't even trying to romance her
>>740054375Life's better with Joja.
>>740054375With what? Nigger you can just play at whatever pace you want, I promise you filling your land with ancient fruits and wine casks isn't that fulfilling.
Sex in the forest with Emily!
>not having completed the community center on the first day of winterYour farm is a failure!
>>740054458>go at your own pacelie, missing a spring crop = no greenhouse year 1 in general missing some seasonal shit means you're waiting 30 gameplay hours for the year to roll around again
>>740054375i was religiously playing this game 10 hours a day for like 2 days then i stumpled upon one of those speedrun / completionists / efficiency videos on youtube and it completely killed my motivation
How? I'm usually done with everything but the museum by the end of year 2. I never even made it to the grandpa thing because I get bored and making money isnt that interesting
Why is Grandpa so uptight about the farm when he obviously abandoned it for many years? Old fuck expects you to turn that disaster into an amazing farm within three years with no experience or training. Boomer paradigm.
>>740054996>because I get bored and making money isnt that interestingThe main problem of the game honestly. Skull cavern and ginger island is too much of a fuck around to basically just make more money anyway. And even on a good PC game fucking lags like fuck if you have a halfway decent sized crop planted.
Jas is instatiable.
>>740054504That's a load of nothing, you can just trigger a redo on that if you aren't happy with your result.
>>740054375I legitimately cannot understand this sentiment for Stardew Valley of all games.
why not, i'll ask /v/this is my meadowlands farm, winter of year one doing a no crops challenge (joja'd the greenhouse to avoid the pantry bundles). i don't feel like continuing onwards however as ginger island is meh and i don't want to just be collecting truffles and cheese and mayo for 6 yearswhat should i do?
>>740054791
>>740054504You're secretly a disappointment to him no matter what.
>>740054791I fucked her blonde bimbo sisterUntil moving to my house bitch used to paint her fucking face until 11 am lmao
Where the fuck is Castle Village, FlashShifter?
>>740054375There's no hurry to get things done, don't worry about it so much. Just make sure you plant and water, and get whatever from your animals each day and anything else is just gravy.
>>740057939>I've hit all my personal milestones>I don't feel like continuing>What should I do?Sounds like you're done, and just wanna play for the sake of playing, honestly. Why not put it down and play something new? If you're still in the mood to farm, I can highly recommend either Sakuna Of Rice and Ruin or Rune Factory 4S.
Why do only half the marriage candidates have jobs? Like, Shane is depicted as a fuck up who is working a dead-end job, but I'm pretty sure he's one of the six that is employed.MenAlex: NO JOB. Elliott eventually writes his book, but I don't know if his book actually sells, so: NO JOB. Harvey is a doctor: EMPLOYED. Sam works a Joja-mart: EMPLOYED. Sebastian: NO JOB. Shane works at Joja-mart: EMPLOYED.Women.Abigail: NO JOB. Emily works at the saloon: EMPLOYED. Haley: NO JOB. Leah makes art and it does sell: EMPLOYED. Maru works as a nurse: EMPLOYED. Penny is helping to educate the two kids, but doesn't seem to have any actual qualifications, or clearly make any money: NO JOB.No wonder everyone is bisexual. Won't get a job, but will suck dick and munch cunt if it means the most they'll have to do is turn on the sprinklers at the farm every once in a while.
>>740059429What job is there left to do in that village beside being a wagie at Jojo Mart?
>>740059429Sebastian is a contractor
I was addicted to this game until I accidently dropped a bomb in the middle of my production shed after not having saved in a while. Never played again.
I only like going into the mines to fight slimes. Does anyone else do that? I guess I just want a dungeon game.
>>740060113at least now you know what the japanese felt like
>>740060217Terraria
>>740054660Nta but you have two years to do itThat being said, it's not very difficult to get 4 candles. There are 21 points max you can get, out of which you need 12>1-7 for money earned. Most casual playthrough will easily earn 200k in 2 years, so 3>have a total of 30 levels in skills for 1 point. Most players will have this in 2 years without focusing on it. 1 extra point for having 50, but most will not have 50>married for 1 point>8 heart friendship with 5 and 10 villagers. 1 point each. Conservative estimate is that a casual first time player will have the first one at the very least>1 point for max hearts on pet, which you will get if you pet it every single day, no issue>community center 3 (THREE) points>reach bottom of the mines 1>donate like 40 items to the museum for the rusty key for 1>also 1 for each achievement to complete the museum, catch every fish (easiest of these three) and ship every item (not going to happen for a casual player.If you've been keeping track, out of the 21 points that are available, a casual player can EASILY get the 12 needed for max candles. Most will end year 2 with 13-14 points without specifically aiming for them
>>740054375Jas!
>>740054889Holy shit how do you miss a spring cropThe game LITERALLY tells you which ones you need and all you have to do is buy and plant the sneed. You must be actually brain dead to open up the bundle, see that you need>cauliflower>green bean>parsnip>carrot>kale>etc.And not immediately go and buy a few of each of those. Nigger did you unlock the CC on spring 28?? Fucking retard
>>740062545most chill stardew valley enjoyer
>>740057939>tell /vg/ about your plan to do a no crops run>too ashamed to admit to /sdvg/ that you're bored of your run not even a year in, so you come to /v/ to ask for "advice"Pathetic
>>740058703Excuse you, we call him flashshitter here
>>740060113>after not having saved in a while???Botpost?
>>740062484sauce?
>>740062578Hey man consider me ragebaitedOut of everything in the CC I can understand the fish bundles not being completed in one year because the game doesn't directly tell you every detail about every fish (there are pleanty of hints to help you, but I can understand missing them. Personally, on my very first farm, I did miss the fish bundles during y1)But fucking hell the FARMING bundles?? No GREENHOUSE Because you MISSED SPRING CROPS? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED BRO?these yobadammed city slickers coming into pelican town complaining about missing a fucking spring crop what the HELL is wrong with your assYou shouldve gotten drafted to the front lines to get killed by a gotorogook instead of inhereting grandpa's farm if you cant fucking plant FOUR crops in time. Fucking zero candle NIGGERS need to get off of my board and stay out of my valley
>>740056817>saves the thread
>have decent PC with 5060ti>game fucking chugs if I have half a farm of cropsis it a setting somewhere or is the game just actually that fucked?
>>740063936Single developer pls understand
>>740059692The town is falling apart. There are broken bridges everywhere and people just pray that the nature spirits will handle it.Someone could probably get employed doing some necessary maintenance work before Willie's house crumbles into the sea.Honestly the Community Center should be condemned, the roof could cave in on someone
>>740058494Molesting Emily in front of Clint!
why do people like these chore simulators
I hate winter
>>740054375Is the next update out yet? He teased it for the anniversary then fucking crickets
>>740057939What the FUCK do you need a greenhouse for if you don't plant crops????
>>740065393Anon do you know how far apart the updates have been consistently?
>>740065230arbeit macht frei
>>740065230What kind of games do (You) play?
>>740056817Jas is satiable. By me.
I got tired of waiting for this fucking patch so now I am starting up RF Tides
>>740054660what does luck even do? Is it just drops?
>>740062931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>740054375Should I buy this game? The only thing I've seen of it is the porn of Krobus
>>740069781Based and yes
>>740070489Well, I'm convinced.
yes, for a price
>>740064895Not even marrying her, just toying with her in a way he can never.
>>740054375It's a very casual game for girls, anon. My fucking sister plays it.I dread to think how you'd deal with something like Factorio.
>Open stardew thread>No JAS! posterWhat happened to him?
>>740062680it's a bait
>he never posts anything new
>>740069781If you can get it on sale. It's a cute timewaster but honestly I have trouble justifying paying $15 for it.I may be turning into a b**mer
The waifus in this game are so dull. I had to quit during the second year because they were repeating the same few lines of dialogue non-stop.
>>740054504You can retrigger it if you give the shrine a diamond, a resource you'll have infinite of. There's no time limits or pressure, just chill,
>>740070686Is this mod still up or is it kill?
>>740054504You can throw a diamond at the shrine at any time after the cutscene first triggers and get another evaluation. There is zero point to stress and min/max
>reach autumn year one>stop playing it>get a itch to play it again>make a new farmi hate this
>>740054831Kek. The only time the community center is challenging to complete is if you randomize the bundles and get a really bad roll
>>740058524true, gramps wanted you to join the war effort and kill gnomes
>>740073275That's why you mod them to have giant tits. The dialogue will always be shit, but at least you can have something nice to look at and admire
>>740054996>>740056039Same here. I was super motivated while I was playing the game, trying my best to expand the farm and complete all the quests. But by autumn year 2 I completed the community center and then...my interest vanished completely. Felt like I've beaten the game and everything else was just grinding. Didn't even bother reaching year 3 for the evaluation.I'm getting the itch to play again but I think the same thing will happen once CC is done
>>740056039>And even on a good PC game fucking lags like fuck if you have a halfway decent sized crop planted.???
let me romance the milfs
>>740068604Higher luck also means your farm gets hit by lightning more often during storms.
>Girlfriend loves relaxing/casual comfy games like Animal Crossing>She can't touch Stardew without freaking the fuck out about being efficientIt's cute because she forgets about the efficiency autism if I play with her. It's not just her though, a few girls at work in my age range also play stardew and can't play it alone without trying to optimise it.
>>740054660>you have three whole years to do itseems like a lot but its really not, your first year is kinda wasted grinding some starting money, burn through the second year to get your farm set up with sprinklers, and by year three you better have all your shit togethermost stressful non-stressful game ever
>>740054375i literally walk everywhere cuz running feels like cheating
>>740054375I fucking hate how fast the days are. It's twice faster than harvest moon
i'm playing split screen and trying to use cheats but the cheats only seem to affect 1p. any way to make this shit give 2p unlimited stamina too?btw im playing co op with a toddler if that will stop me from being laughed at
Why can I feed them eggs and rape them like I can in elin?
>>740075484So not much then? As a complete casual i mean
>>740073619The link is still up but development has halted for the time being
Best blonde in Farming Sim history
>>740054375Reject farm optimization and arbitrary deadlines.
>>740068393ANUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUBIA!
Truly a woman's gameHas all of the nasty disgusting feelings of being yanked around a dozen stores while rushing to different scenes of utterly wasting time doing shit like trying on clothes for no reason and no rewardPeople who enjoy this shit are genuinely dysgenic and should be killedThe only reason I don't 100% regurt playing it is the speedrun and code delving stuff about the game and that sort of derivative content is kinda interesting to watchBut that's true of pretty much every game, so it's not special
>>740054791Sex in the town with Emily!Sex ih the desert with Emily and Sandy!Sex in front of Clint's house with Emily!
>>740054504>places diamond on his graveit's just dat ez
>>740079534This, embrace JOJA.
The amount of women who choose to marry Shane including my goddamn gf makes me question wtf is wrong with their heads
>>740065671snoy troonslop moviegames
>>740080995If I'm being charitable, it's because guy hates the town and it's a terrible town that you should hateWhole fucking place is a retarded tumblr faggot's rendition of rural life with all of the reality sanded off into gay caricatures that don't even make sense
>>740054458>content like homesteading and the outside areas are locked behind money and resources>money and resources are primarily gained through farming fishing and mining>farming fishing and mining forces you to miss out on social content and story elementsI don't blame people for minmaxxing this shit when 2/3rds of the game (the fun parts), are locked behind gathering the elements needed to experience them.
>>740059163possibly. i do have an itch to play more, i just dunno if i want to start over with another challenge or see this one through.>>740062619looking for more voices. the c-teamchads can only provide so much input>>740065431was going to plant a single crop of every type and then enough to finish the cooking collection but not actually harvest them. mostly to show 'hey, i could just harvest this and ship them off for perfection'
>>740075252theres mods for that
>>740059163Is Sakuna playable on a keyboard?
>>740068604more ladders and holes on floors in the mines and skull cavern is the important thing
>>740083928Retard
>>740065652The biggest psyop.
>>740054375I remember that taking care of animals took me the most time comapred to crops, so if I were to replay the game I'd limit the ammount of animals to just one coop and one barn.As for the rest, rainy days were a good oportunity to get fish and wood, and winter to clear the mines.Befriending people didn't help much except Kent who sends bombs by mail, so there's no reason to go around town chasing them to talk everyday, festivals and passing gifts are more than enough. Once you unlock minecarts and automatize shit, socializing is more feasible.I ended up befriending the town drunkards first because I would visit the tavern from thursday to sunday to get the largest ammount of people in one spot. The fortune teller lady in that festival even told me Pam was my closest friend for like three years straight which is hilarious. I only bought coffee from Gus.
>>740054375What the fuck do you mean you can't keep up? The game doesn't have a hard time limit before you get an ending nor does it have any failure states. You can fuck around indefinitely with no consequences.
>>740089019No game has consequences, you dipshitNothing happens if you game over in marioThe arbitrary time restriction on each day and the entire game for approval IS the fucking failure state, retard
has anyone tried grimshire? heard some good things about it
>>740058524IT'S REALLY LIKE I OWN A FARM IN REAL LIFE!
>>740090236Pretty good, but it's also not finished yet
>>740080995>Borderline (ok, ok, totally an) Alcoholic>Fuck up>Working a job he hates>hates the town he's in>has a pet chicken (if married?)It's an "I can fix him" situation.
>Grandpa evaluation doesn't matter and can be retriggered whenever you want>Villager relationship locks in when it's maxed out, so you can go for everyone at once or one at a time>You can mindwipe your spouse and delete your children if you ever want a spouse reset/replacementThe game is literally designed to be played on 1 file forever. I think you can even undo the Joja quest line if you want.
>>740078931>but development has halted for the time beingDang. Did they manage to squeeze in the sex scenes yet, or did they scrap all that?
>>740091792>I think you can even undo the Joja quest line if you want.Nope. Only thing that's permanent(along with the mushroom/fruit cave).
>>740054375I want to have hot steamy cheating sex with Caroline in her secret garden room while Pierre screams slurs at Morris or something.
>>740054375This game is so racist. The only actual black character is portrayed as an autistic asshole. He is also made an scientist, but not to uplift black representation. Rather to mock tokenism.His inclusion was probably just the dev's way of expressing his racism covertly.
>>740090735I check all these boxes and yet women hate me.
>>740092209They're not in but I do hope to add them one day
>>740092459Nice, glad to hear. Love your work.
>>740054375i installed a mod to give me infinite stamina because days are short as fuck as it is>punch two pieces of grass>oh fuck you're too tiredfuck off
