Why are hippos so rare in video games?
They're lame
>>740077045There is/was a Korean game called Moo Deng or rather Mu Deng. Functionally the same. You were Ghost Recon Future Soldier but with UE5 and other stuff.
Hippos are too based for such a faggot ass medium for manchildren like video games.
>>740077045like many whacky exotic animals they are simply too distant for western audiences. everyone understands the fear of spiders or the fear of snakes, but hippos are children's coloring book tier.the best you'll get is a comedy gag in hitmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vylkv3BUqBs
Uh oh
>aom retold removed the hippossovless demake
too vulgar
Sean
they are too gruesome even for videogames
Solar Beam!
One of my most vivid memories as a kid visiting the zoo was watching a hippo take a shit really transformative stuff
>>740077045rhino men and hippo men are cool. they should make a game where you are a conan nigga fighting humanoid african animals in the savannah we wuz and shit
>>740077045What do these fucks eat to get so fat?
My boogieman isn't here therefore this is my safe space
>>740077045Hippos are like the niggers of Africa, genuinely I think exterminating them all would be a net positive for the world
>>740077998african babies
>>740077998drug dealers and cops
>>740077998same shit cows and elephants dograss, leaves, occasionally people
God hates hippos
Will the God of hippos come here
Why is God replying to this thread from another universe?
>>>/vg/569158052geg
Hippowdon used Earthquake
