Why are hippos so rare in video games?
They're lame
>>740077045There is/was a Korean game called Moo Deng or rather Mu Deng. Functionally the same. You were Ghost Recon Future Soldier but with UE5 and other stuff.
Hippos are too based for such a faggot ass medium for manchildren like video games.
>>740077045like many whacky exotic animals they are simply too distant for western audiences. everyone understands the fear of spiders or the fear of snakes, but hippos are children's coloring book tier.the best you'll get is a comedy gag in hitmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vylkv3BUqBs
Uh oh
>aom retold removed the hippossovless demake
too vulgar
Sean
they are too gruesome even for videogames
Solar Beam!
One of my most vivid memories as a kid visiting the zoo was watching a hippo take a shit really transformative stuff
>>740077045rhino men and hippo men are cool. they should make a game where you are a conan nigga fighting humanoid african animals in the savannah we wuz and shit
>>740077045What do these fucks eat to get so fat?
My boogieman isn't here therefore this is my safe space
>>740077045Hippos are like the niggers of Africa, genuinely I think exterminating them all would be a net positive for the world
>>740077998african babies
>>740077998drug dealers and cops
>>740077998same shit cows and elephants dograss, leaves, occasionally people
God hates hippos
Will the God of hippos come here
Why is God replying to this thread from another universe?
>>>/vg/569158052geg
Hippowdon used Earthquake
Is the site shitting itself?
>>740077850what the FUCK was her problem?
>>740077850Oh is this a gore thread now?
>>740081025
>>740081086They crave the flesh of man.
You're playing Zoo Tycoon, but there's a problem!>The hippo enclosure is too shallow; they can just climb out and eat people!Do you>Deepen the pit so they can't climb out>Build a taller fence>Hire an indian man to slap the hippos that try to climb out
>>740077850>>740081025>>740081086>>740081152jfc spoiler that shit, this is a blue board.
>>740081241Normally I'd say feed the indian to the Hippo but the Hippo doesn't deserve to be poisoned like that.
>>740081251
>>740081330
>>740077045Too strong. Hippos would realistically clap a lot of video game protagonists if said Hippo was hellbent on it. People tend to forget that most of what they see is MUSCLE, NOT FAT.
>Barges into your hippo thread
>>740081404Out of all the animals on Earth, I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that Hippos have multiple healthbars in a game. In fact, I'd expect it.
>>740077045It would take far too many polygons to make them dense enough to walk on the bottom of the river, so devs leave them out in order to avoid the game size becoming 80gb due to a single hippo
>>740077045>animal companion?>dog>druid?>wolf formTotal furtard death
>>740081463neva4get
>people hate moo deng now because she grew upit do be like that
>>740081330Baby hippos look weird, they're like amorphous blobs with legs.
>>740081847Prooooooooh!
>>740082360>fetch!
>>740082360>>740082474I love elephants, bros.
>>740077998Atlus games
>>740082598
>>740078023Sorry Jamal that your Dad got crushed by a hippo
