Halo will be coming to PS5 oh how the mighty have faleldn, o woe, woe
Halo fell well over a decade ago. Also humans are Forerunners.
>redditpranos
>LGBTQpranosgo back
>>740083336OBSESSED
>My stupid ass gabagool son laughing at streamers in his room again
>>740083456He was gay, Gary Cooper?
whatever happened to John 117, the strong silent type
>basedpranos
>>740081756>4chanpranosstay here
I’m so tired of the fucking SopranosHalf the conversation in my friend group is just spamming quotes from this show like they’re real life soundboards
>>740083456Guess now we know why they were always talkin' about greasin' the union, uh!?
>"It's just a "minor delay", like I said, it's no biggie.">"Kid, you think I started this life ten minutes ago? A guy sells you an "early access" game, it's just the beginning... nothing personal."
>>740084741You know Quasimodo predicted all of this
>>740081756Halo hasn't been relevant in a decade or more
>>740083245the second 343 showed us their "didact" they had irrevocably deleted their stupid shit from the canon.then they just assumed every single halo player read all the hidden terminals, and made no effort to explain what the didact was for those not in the know, further separating their shit from actual canon.it all just reads like bad fanfiction. "the secret guy came back and now he's the bad guy, watch out good guys he has the super weapon"Halo is a story with a beginning middle and end, and the beginning and ending are both Reach, which makes it a perfect ring.They needed to stop there, and let it be perfect.
>Now I'd like to wipe the slate clean, put it all behind us>high charity>new mombasa>the planet reach, whatever happened there...>Whatever happened there!?>the glassing.>WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?
>>740085059It was worst than that, not only they shat on the lore by making the forerunners techno monkeys with no relation to us, they fucked the time line by making ancient humans exist even before homo sapiens came about.They also ruined the whole irony surrounding the covenant and the religious tones of the flood and God's revenge for the sins of the forerunners (humans). But they also shat on what Bungie tried to say twice about the future of Halo as a franchise, that you didn't need Master Chief to be the protag for a game to work (Halo Reach) and you don't even need Spartans either (ODST). All you need was a good story, which there was plenty afte the war ended to explore, and good gameplay to carry the story.Their fuck up is so big I'm glad the gave up on trying to make a new continuance to the story and just resorted to milk nostalgia by remaking H1, which is bad because they're gonna rape it.
>"What's this?! It's the Dreamcast!">"The Dreamcast?"
>>740083245Halo has a better story than whatever the fuck you probably like.
>>740085059What makes it read like a bad fanfiction?I know, you just refuse to get into it at all. You don't want to read.Halo's best literature to me is by far some of their latest.
>>740083245fpbpHalo has been dead since Bungie's send off
>>740086589>Their fuck up is so big I'm glad the gave up on trying to make a new continuance to the story and just resorted to milk nostalgia by remaking H1, which is bad because they're gonna rape it.>that feelI can't even bear to look at it, I don't want to know how badly they're going to destroy my childhood game.
>>740087897>I can't readYep, I know.
>>740088045It's less about space muslims now. The new enemies are more like space commies.
>>740088072Explain yourself or kill yourself, nothing about that post indicates an inability to read.
Considering I no longer own an XBOX that sounds good to me.
>>740084741Best way to shut sup Sopranos tards is to watch the show and then tell them "yeah it was alright"
>>740088424Oz was better.
>>740081756yeah i cope by ignoring anything after 1,2,3,reach, hell even 4 is OK, and playing the arma 3 mod operation trebuchet. You ever heard of Ghibalb? For thousands of years, 900 Precursors held their own against 15,000,000 Forerunner soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. The Forerunners? Where are they now? You’re looking at them, asshole.
>>740083456You oughta know sweetie!
>>740081756Ho!
