Oh no no no no
>>740084541never stops being funny
SARAH SARAH ARE YOU OKAY
>this was Todd's passion project
>>740084541Id like to see you write better dialogue options, lets see you have a crack at it smart guy
>>740084541What game is this
>>740084541>[Economics] Your sales numbers are... No... No no no no...
>>740084858>[Marketing] But the player numbers and engagements are... Yes... yes yes y-ACK
>>740084752Sure>[Medicine] This giant pool of blood below me... I think it's yours... Oh nyo...
>>740084752>Wait a minute.. that blood...
>>740084541>1. [Janitor] Your hot pockets are... No... No no no no...
Huge puddle of blood but no wound because that would be too hardcore for this pegi 18 game
>>740084752>[Terrifying Presence] Saaaar we find white woman bobs and vagene
>>740084541>>740084752What would be the [humor] option? Ouch thats gonna hurt in the morning or shes having a blast!
[Intelligence] HATE NEWSPAPERS
>>740084541How does Emil still have a job?
>>740085148its cause the engine is 20 years old and fucking sucks
>>7400847525. Zamn dih bih dead lmaooooooo
why is her jacket bleeding
>>7400845413 is the Chad dialogue
>>740084752>[Ebonics] where da wite women at...shieeeet dis hoe got slimed
>>740085312kek
>>740084752>1. [Medicine] Your vitals are dropping! Sarah! Stay with me!>2. Sarah...? Sarah! It's me, wake up!>3. Hey, snap out of it! We need to keep going! Hey, come on, what's wrong?!>4. What happened to you?! Sarah?! Move, talk, please!
same writers doing tes6 by the way
>>740084541I'm autistic why is this supposed to be funny
>>740084541look at the top of her brain
>>740084541I love how this was supposed to be some huge, harrowing gut punch but in reality no one cared about these cardboard cutout Dudley Do-Well companions.
>>740085469>Stay with me>Mayonaka no doa o tataki
>>740085669KAERANAIDE TO NAITA ANO KISETSU GA IMA ME NO MAESTAY WITH MEKUCHIGUSE WO II NAGARAFUTARI NO TOKI WO DAITEMADA WASUREZUDAIJI NI SHITE ITA
>>740084752HATE BLOOD
>>740084752I would have fucking NONE of these options because not a single one changes the story.Devs need to stop spamming useless dialogue options and only have it when it actually matters.
[Medicine] [Intelligence] HATE VITALS
>>740084541The floor looking like speedlines always makes me laugh>>740084752>[Medicine]NPC should be having the panicked "no" reaction while you tell them it's too late/her vital signs are goneI don't know any of Starfield's other skills but a combat one could comment on her type of injury. Speechcraft could mention getting revenge on whoever killed her.There's no point in having a [Skill] dialogue option unless it actually does something different from the other crybaby responses.
>>740085470WrongIt's same writers AND the people they picked up from Veilguard
>>740084731todd doesn't have passionhe's just zenimax's bitch
>>740086115i love how the AAA industry recycles utter failures like thati bet that bg1+2 remake that got confirmed is gonna be Corrine Busche
>>740086193>bg1+2 remakeThe fuck? Those already have Enhanced Editions, that's not enough franchise rape for zoomers nowadays?
>>740086476baldur's gate 3 might as well not be called 3
>>740086476the EEs are fine compared to whatever nightmare wotc is about to do with these new remakesfor the most part they are just the originals but made to work on modern windows. The new ones I bet they are gonna completely cuck with DnD 5e bc it's the current product and they'll probably character assassinate a lot of the companions
>>740085532It’s a pointless skill check that just slightly repackages what the other dialogue options are saying.
>>740084752You just need one option and that's Terry Bogard's 'ARE YOU OKAY?'
It’s really hard to take a traumatic injury seriously in games like this when its trivial to heal yourself even from near-death.
I remember when this came out someone on here did a vocaroo of themselves reading all the lines in an Indian accent and I curse myself every day for not saving it.
>>740085239Todd's nepo baby, he'll never leave no matter what
>>740084752Just have regular dialogue if none of the available options are meant to do anything
>>740084752If you pass a high medicine check you can stabilize her and briefly bring her back so she can exchange some loving final words to you. It wouldn't change anything in the overarching story or give you any rewards, but it would be a meaningful moment that you only got because you built your character in an unique way, which players with different builds would probably not get. You know, like an RPG.
>>740084541Sarah get up you're lying in a pool of strawberry jam, you're gonna ruin your leather jacket, it's sticky as hell!
a lot of nu-bethesda dialogue sounds like a cheap knock-off of what people who have never played one of their games thinks their heckin quirky dialogue wasmain one that comes to mind is the elevator kingdom """""joke""""", I'm sure someone here has that pic
>>740084541
>>740084752>[MEDS] TAKE EM!Sorry, had to get it out of the system.>[Medicine] *proceed to check vitals*>Looks like someone couldn't handle their bloody mary.
>>740085832Imagine getting a rimjob from that big ass tongue...GEEZ!
>>740084541[Intelligence] Your game is... No... No no no no...
>>740084541Why did Todd let Emil have so much influence on this game? Fucking hell it could've been so good...
>Skyrim 2 was delayed a decade for this shit
Why is every random NPC some weird blasian mystery meat or a jeet
>>740084810Spaceborn
>>740088401It's not coming out, lil bro
>[SPEECH: 100] You're not actually dying...Sarah...oh no no, you're not going to die!
>>740088310Even if they replaced Emil and had good writing and dialogue, it still wouldn't fix the shit exploration, lack of RPG elements, boring enemy variety and dumb AI, shitty looting system, and the plethora of bugs and jank.
>We wanted Starfield to be more grounded with our NASApunk aesthetic and feel>Anyway here's magic powers you get from swirly boxes in old temples What did Todd mean by this?
>>740085083>I know it's not Chris's blood.Wait, wrong series.
>>740088671I thought he said "I hope it's not Chris' blood" which I never saw an issue with.
[Formerly Chuck's] Sneed's feed and seed.
>>740088578And the MC is literally called Starborn, can't wait what kinda -born we get to be in TESVI
I'd rather buy Skyrim again then play one minute of Starfield.
>>740088401ES6 is gonna be a lot like Starfield. If you didn't like Starfield, prepare to be disappointed.
>>740088897imagine getting cucked by a star
>>740084698SARAH ARE YOU OKARE YOU OKARE YOU OK, SARAH
I think a visit to the astral lounge will make her feel better :)
>>740089106the most hip and hottest nightclub around
>>740088974Nah Todd locked in this time.It will be peak.
>>740088764He does. I'm an idiot and need more coffee before I hit submit.
>>740089106>>740089162Wow that looks pretty seedy and dangerous Anon. Neon is the hive of scum and villainy in Starfield after all!
>>740084541>press tilde, click sarah, duplicate entityProblem solved
>>740084752>[STYLE] SARAH ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY SARAH?
>>740084752>[Hood] She dead! She dead! She dead!
>>740084752>[anime] Sarah chan!!! dame ikanaide!... yada yada.. sonna...
>>740084752>[Zoomer] Yo this boomer is cooked frfr
>>7400847521. [Medicine] Start CPR.ROSC after 40 minutes, reborn as an uninteractable vegetable.
>>740084541>What happened Sarah? Can you move? Can you talk?This reminds me of that Scary Movie scene
>>740084752>yes>no>sarcasm>medic skill insufficient
>>740089961>Indian man creeping on a womanAnd people said this game was unrealistic
>>740089961>saaar we want realistic games>no not like that you bloody bastard benchod bitch i fuck your mom
>>740084752How about silence, which would pull double duty, indifference or a more reserved form of grief
>>740084752
>>740089884
>>740084541I'd slip a digit while she wasn't awake. Every man would.
>>7400847521. no2. NO3. nO4. NO!
I really think that The Witcher 3 killed TES6.They knew they couldn't compete with the writing.
>>740084541I didn't know Grace Ashcroft was in Starfield.
>>740089961Kek they do this in real life.
>>740085469None of those are any better because they still ignore the giant pool of blood and pretend that she's just taking a nap.
FACKING PRONOUNS!!!!!!!
>>740084541>[Speech] What a shame. *lips smack* What a rotten way to die
>>740089162lol
>>740084752[Perception] you are hurt.
>>740091369Me you nut but she keeps sucking.
>>740085228>I knew THAT was coming!
>>740084541why is the nigger shitting himself
>>740088495it's a pretty accurate vision of the future there
>>740084541SAARAH MAAM, YOUR VITALS ARE...OH NO NO NO NO NO!
>>740084541god starfield was so bad, i really tried to like it but it's like every part of the team was unable to communicate with the other parts>level design is so shit that they made literal man sized vents to stand in because players don't want to crouch, that's slow or something>level design so shit that nothing needs any kind of skill check, any place you need to "stealth" has dozens of things to hide behind and no locked doors>quest design is also shit, you get a quest to steal a one of a kind trophy that is used for dozens upon dozens of competitions that you don't get to keep and it goes back to it's super secret vault where you can't just walk in, oh wait, you can just get the card by fucking asking(no check) and walk in without any issues despite not being the person who is supposed to show up for the trophy, the secretary doesn't ask a single thing, the security guard won't even talk to you and mentions nothing>skills are shit, they literally went out of their way from fallout 4 to create a WORSE perk/skill system>UI is pure garbage with tons of wasted space, you're forced to use a drop down menu on the scanner but it resets to the top of the list every time you shift a pixel so god forbid if you try to use your xenophile perk to tame an animal while it's moving>AI is the worst it's ever been due, incapable of climbing hills, or pathfinding in general>the look of the game is soft as fuck and nothing you do can fix it's vaseline filterthis image is max graphics btw
>>740084752>I'll find your killer, somewhere out there in these Starfields!
>gigantic pool of blood>completely pristine character model
>>740084752>"Finally she shut up!"
>>740084698HOUUUU
>>740089961I think Todd is trying to tell us something...
>>740084698>HEE HEE
>>740084752>Ew bros, I think she's having her space period.
>>740089106i'm surprised this post didn't summon that one anon who always magically appears to defend that club any time someone brings it up
>>740084752>[Marlon]: SARAH!
>>740096959such an anon exists? wow I've never seen anyone defend this shit before
>>740084752>Damn Sarah.. just at the start of space gay pride month as well.. better do a last titty squeeze for old times sake. At the funeral they will be hard as rock afterall.. Dogspeed
>>740089162
>>740097136he always goes erm acshually it's a drug den therefore that makes it fine... somehow
>>740084752>who dropped this old foid in the hallway ? >kick her ass (strength check:5) >piss on her >ayyoo hol up...
>>740089106Even after using mods to change the dancers into women only with big tits and ass they still look goofy
>>740088495You call everyone a jeet m8
>>740098778kek
>>740098778Why would you change them into women but keep the clown outfit?
Canon Sarah
post the tampon edit
Is this bitch for real?Not stopping the terrans will lead to them killing thousands more you stupid bitch how are you the smartest scientist in robotics?
It's a me, Sarah
>>740084752>[Autism] did you know blood loss is survivable up to 50% of total blood volume, and humans have 5 liters of blood? Wait, that looks like 2.7 liters of blood, which is 54%...
>>740084752[Speech] It is not the strength of the West that will slow you, it is their weakness.
>>740084810It's a Skyrim mod
>>740085030kino
>>740084810007 first dark
>>740084752>[wild spaceland] clean up on aisle 5!
>>740084752>[Intelligence] So you die the good death with your corpse on the floor.
>>740085228It's that time of the month again
>>740084752[renegade] Piss on her corpse
>>740084752>[Necrophiliac] We'll bang, ok?
>>740084752[judaism 100] it was the bear and the eagle, I swear on me shekels
>>740084752> [Agility] I can scoop all this blood back into your veins really fast, just you wait
>>740084541let me guessall these options lead to the same fucking outcome?
>>740084752>Oh... she ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 4
