https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvh0xXmu0bs
YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY
just nuke this industry there is nothing worth saving it anymore
Looks like Marvel game for some reason
why does gwenyth paltrow have an action game?
>sword in the stone but its a womancan we fucking not?
>>740111552
>>740111659No nu-Gow1-2 were like 90% gameplay. Either this is different or they just decided to show a cutscene for some reason
Oh look gameplay finally
now THIS is epic
>egyptian deities>no KratosUltra gay
that fucking cube manare they serious right now
can any anon versed in egyptian mythology tell us if a talking slime cube and sword are prominent in it
HOYL SHIT A POWERFUL WOMAN LOOK AT HER GOOOOOOO
just give us a new fucking dmc game alr already please
>>740111924*Jeff laughs in the background*
>>740111870persona is shite, stop shilling garbage waifu simulators
THE CUBE CAN FIGHT???!!
Ah, they're putting the wife through the same humiliation ritual as Kratos. I see. These devs are actually fucking retarded and I'm all for it now.
I'm not familiar with God of War but this feels kinda weird
>>740111771Yes!
Happy now? Here's your gameplay.
>>740111852Kratos has had 10 games dumb chud
[gameplay needed]
some game journalist is probably cumming in his pants right now
This would be okay if not for the quirky cube tassel
we mustbe better
IDK I think this is fun
Sony needs to burn for what they did to GoW franchise
PRESS R2 TO BEAT EM UP
HOOOOOLY QUIRK CHUUUUNGUUUUS TAKE MY MONEEEEEY
>>740111869I hope you are looking forward to the remake
>we sit through the whole shitshow just for this shit >we sit through the whole shitshow just for this shit>we sit through the whole shitshow just for this shitI’m tired of Sony’s bullshit
SHE DID THE DOCTOR STRANGE THING HOLY SHITTTTTT
>>740111084AFUCKING QUIRKYMANAPRISM
You can tell this started development during Covid because Millennial Writing kicked off during that era
HOLY POWERFUL STRONG MOMMY MOM INDEPENDANT LADY QUIRKY MOMY SAFE MOM HORNY SAFE HORNY MOM I KNEEL CLAP CLAP
Anons will play this and tell you that they "just like video games bruh"
>>740111929>>>/vt/ranny
>even asmonstein cant defend this
The combat looks so floaty
Finally the gameplay and it's just bamham with yapping in the background
what mythology has a gelatinous cube
>combat arenas connected by narrow cutscene corridors
>[line needed]
>you want go outYes, that's how people used to talk
Press X to cutscene
You're gonna have to watch all of this again when you buy the game.
>already way more powerful than Kratos ever was
Frank
unironically this is gonna be great, ragnarok was a 10/10
>>740112059then make sure to buy it.
why did they copy the mechanic from south of midnight? @microsoft@XBOXDO SOMETHING
>press r2 to awesome!!
yeah this is definitely anthony burch writing the game again
The kid is a cube now
BETTER MAN
>>740111747>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHit;s still going
>kratos chains, purple
I really wanted to like it but I hate it.
BRO WHERES IRONMAN???????????
>>740111906>>740111908CUBEMIND
that is actually fucking insane 30 minutes of this trash
>>740112054this but it'd be shit if not for the quirky cube asset
>>740111157I fucking love God of War series. 3 is my favorite and 1 has a special palce in my heart.I don't even really dislike the new God of War's 1st game either. But Ragnarok and now this? This is shit.
SLAAAAAAAAAAY QUEEN
>20 minutes of gameplay>it's all just cutscenes and walking down corridorsThis industry needs to burn
This is just DMC4 but with a woman
>>740112059you're over 30 years old
This is all from consecutive presses of the same button btw. Lmao
Just tuned in. Is this mom of war?
>>740111936Enjoy your Cube of War.
IS THIS A STRONG WOMAN!?I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFOREHOW FRESH AND NEW
>>740112074I clapped
>>740111936If you genuinely like this there's something wrong with you.
Shes just fucking skating around. Why are the animations like that?
>FRANK!!!>FRANK!!!>FRANK!!!>FRANK!!!>FRANK!!!
CUBE
>thought that this is gonna just be a small sequence>she's the main characterwe truly are better men now /v/ros
I don't know about you, /v/, but cubebro is my friend.
>[LINE NEEDED]more like gameplay needed
they sound so serious forf a goofy cube
>>740111885>dood your entire personality is this random gif you posted !!!reddit
Her Outfit is awful, terrible design and colors
if this is the true snoy state of play im perfectly happy never owning a ps5
TAKE THAT PATRIARCHY!
YOOO IS THAT A HECKIN CUBE? NAMED.. LE FRANK??SO HECKIN QUIRKY!!!
>purple EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.
the cube is Yahweh
Is that cube fighting?
You're gonna pay $80 for this btw
>>740111862Woman game
Happy pride month bros, love being a sonyer
>>740110882No this game is Woman of Empathy
I still have no idea what these new gow games are supposed to be, ascension was the last one I played
this is the future of gaming - AI slop
HOT FUCKING GARBAGE
>snoyslope like
>>740111771>SekhmetEgypt
I HATE WESTERN AAA DIALOUGE>Rah!>We gotta get out>No! I can't get out>R2>Get out without me!>We are going to get out together>(I've got an idea how to get out of this cage)>R2
why can't they just make a fucking game? is it so hard? why the walking sim and talking cube? why?
Bro I fucking can't right now.
>the cube can fightI would like to formally apologize to Sony for any negative comments I made in the past 5 minutes
/v/ros, what the fuck am I looking at? Is this God of War?
combat proper is looking much better, i see the gimmicks and mechanics they are going forwriting is still complete ass tho
>>740112096It looks likes it's really trying to make up for how slow the last two games were
I JACKED OFF, TOOK A SHIT AND BRUSHED MY TEETH AND THEY'RE STILL ON THIS?
this goes hard if youre latinx
i am sorrybut gameplay looks incredible
press R2 to do the scripted mocap sequence we spent 1 million dollars on
>>740112159y-yes... how do you know?
>>740111982Yes. This is a 20 minute gameplay showcase that started at :50 just so they could advertise the State of Play as being over 60 minutes long. Reminder that people are watching this in theatres right now and they paid for it lmao
So what happens when this flops?Does sony go into full panic mode?
This lowkey looks amazing
GAMEPLAY>GAMEPLAY
>>740111615Sonyxistsers fucking adore nu-GOW. Don't ask me why but they do.
>R2>>R2>>>R2>>>>R2>>>>>R2>>>>>>R2
>that sword, it's more than you think it isWho writes this shit
sony is so fucking asswhy did they stop producing real games? I can't believe we're going to have another generation with nothing from them.
snoys actually put up with this feminist shit year upon year
>>740112179>>740112181lol
>>740112019>>740112037>>>/vt/ranny
I HATE>MILLENNIAL WRITING I HATE>MILLENNIAL WRITING I HATE>MILLENNIAL WRITING I HATE>MILLENNIAL WRITING I HATE>MILLENNIAL WRITING I HATE>MILLENNIAL WRITING AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
girl = magic and ribbons.
vaguepost king that fucking guy
>>740112064It's because they refuse to make God of War edgy again. Even though being edgy is what made it fun
Another purple game just dropped
A FUCKING CUBE
People are gonna shit on this but it looks just like the OG GoW, which was one of the original "mash X to cool" game. This just has more stupid dialogue. GoW was never good though.
>she becomes joan of arc at the end
>>740111156It's a gelatinous cube.
Stop the trailer please
>>740112261this
>the same "sidekick throws enemy in the air for you to attack it" combat as wolverinewtf
Mixing mythologies completely ruins any mystique future mainline games could have.
>>740112215IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU
Is there an egyptian god that is a cube of green jello?
slop lovers winning bigly
FOCUS
this will sell like 20 million copies to snoys wont it?
Why is it called Frank? They're in like Valhalla right? Like at least try
I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!
FAYE FOCUSFOCUS M
This is all an allegory on why the ((GOW)) devs think you should become Trans
WHERE IS DRAGON'S DOGMA 2 DLC IM DONT WANNA SEE THIS SHIT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAGHAHAGAHAJAJAJAJANAHAHANAHAAHAJAKAMAHAJANAGAGAHAJAHAGANAHAGAJAJANAHAJANAHA
The young male voice actor always sounds the same.
>>740112183Front page!
DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog
What the fuck, what myth has a cube??
>>740112068so it plays like OG GOW
FOCUS>FOCUSFOCUS>FOCUS
>FOCUS FAYEBAHAHAHAHAHA
i hate this
>don't make comments that you can't keep>comments??????
billions of dollars and cant even make one interesting game
The dialogue and the voice acting is so bad holy shit, these games sound like they're in the trashiest hood you can imagine, these fuckers are meant to be gods, the tonal shift from the OG trilogy is jarring.
Took only a few minutes of movieslop just to show more seconds of """""gameplay"""".
>literally cube full of slop
The gameplay look good, it's a shame they had to yap for 10 minute to get to this part, what a bunch of idiots.
ITT
>the idea to break the cage comes out of thin airWHAT WRITING! HAHAH!
If you told me this was Ninja Theory's latest game, I would easily believe you
>>740112059Would've been alright if it wasn't tied to fucking GoW
>>740112181>>740112179hivemind
This... doesn't look like it has what I want from a God of War game.
All that hang time in the aerial combos is sure to trivialize the gauntlet challenges.
Not watching, who’s won the Absolute State of Play Award?
>the cube rolling like he was Chamillionaire's ridin' dirty fuck this shit lmao
>1 button cinematic gameplay>again>californian women therapy speak>quirk chungus hecken wholesome buddy>glub shitty mascot point of interest beacon>still no browns thoughAlmost got a perfect slop checklist
This looks fucking awful seriously who wants to watch a shitty, badly written CG movie in the middle of a video game?
>A fucking bloodletter of Khorne
>It's still goingHoly shit make it stop.
Faye focus!kill youself snoys
>>740112141Playing as Kratos's wife is just not that interesting, no matter how well you frame it. People play God of War for Kratos, not whatever the fuck this is.
these animations feel familiar...
GIRLS GAMERS HECK YEEEEAAAAAH
>HEY FOCUSFUCKYOU
So this is God of War now, huh?
the shills are herethis looks like fucking garbage
>>740112107I'm used to seeing this under gay shota furry porn and I've developed a pavlovian response for my dick to tingle when I see it
>Atreus! What your mother did in the past is none of our business. This is what it means to be a better man.
FOCUS FAYE
combat looks so bad and stiltedjust stop
>>740112186>SeethingEnjoy your fresh slop, hope they fill your trough to the brim.
Is this an entire fucking longplay what the FUCK
FOCUS F
FOCUS...
Its all makes sence when you realize snoy games are for non-gamers
>LOOK OUT>FOCUS!!!lol come on
>>740112305they rely on the same outsourced companies
so now Snoys have their own Mike McKenzie
millennial writing fucking sucks and i say that as a millennial
>>740112215SO MUCH TALKING AND FUCKING GRUNTINGGOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I AM A WOMANHEAR ME ROAR
>>740110723thank you
>___ focus!
F, FOCUSF, FOCUS
>>740112030incels are so ez to spot
AAAIIIIEEEEEEE CUBE-SAMA HEELLLPPPPP
This shit is so fucking lame.
>All the snoys typing #WeWantDestiny3 in the chat
FAYE FOCUS
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>740111513ah yes, famous 50 year old millenials. fucking retard
>>740111331i was actually hoping it would be 20 mins of this. beats whatever this is
>"FOCUS!!"AHAHAHHAHAHA
>>740112262
>Faye FocusKEK
Yaaas! Frank the cube is helping the epic strong woman!
>>740112306thisi'm out
cubebros
>>740112297teto WONNEDshitgu losseded
>>740112261yeah it's cool
>>740112342>Faye FocusFUCK SONY
>Snoys are not even trying to defend this garbageGrim
>>740112328
move on sony god of war looks like shit
i know you guys want to hate his but the gameplay actually looks good
why would you pick this narrative woke slop over a zelda game, is my question.
>FLIPPED ASSETSTILL SHOWING THIS TRASH>FLIPPED ASSETSTILL SHOWING THIS TRASH>FLIPPED ASSETSTILL SHOWING THIS TRASH>FLIPPED ASSETSTILL SHOWING THIS TRASH>FLIPPED ASSETSTILL SHOWING THIS TRASH>FLIPPED ASSETSTILL SHOWING THIS TRASH
YEEEEEEEES QUEEN
man, fuck sony
the combat looks like it's from wuxia games
>the bigass obnoxious cube is the new backseaterHoly fuck lmao
>>740112014The comedic relief cube is a dead giveaway
>>740112127ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon
>Focus F.
so, did sony hire that man?
Alright I watched 2 minutes of that and I'm done.
>not one, but 2 reddit chungus sidekicks to backseat you the entire gamesonyGODS we're eating good
RADAHN MOVESET LMAO
>lady that sword is super duper mysterious and probably dangerousOh, thank you convenient exposition fairy.
The exposition and forced melodrama are fucking killing me. This shit is some of the laziest boring shit I've ever had the displeasure of watching.
I just realized this will never come out on PC.FUCK!!!
Looks like a nioh clone
Jeets and basedillennials love this for some reason. No wonder Sony is in the shitter after moving to Cuckfornia.
"God of War: Diary of a Woman sales did not meet expectiations, according to Sony's quarterly financial disclosures."
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS VOICE ACTING
I will only play if there is a PC version and I can replace the woman for a Loli
>MOM OF CUBE
The cube is so utterly stupid
>>740112393HOAH SHIP
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! AGHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>740112350At least we're getting something good out of this.
>>740112485It's as if the only cultists in the vidya industry are tendies and gachasubhumans or something...
>>740112350what a slut, she knows what she has
>It's still going
>>740112405yeah so how god of war has always been
>>740112494how
R2R2R2R2R2
>Oh my god Faye you got the super powerful Godfucker 9000 sword!Fucking tiresome writing
>>740112000w*men
UM , DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
The animation of the cube tilting slightly to slide across the ground is fucking frying me
HEY FOCUSI GOTTA FOCUS WHILE CUBE DOES FUCKING NOTHING .......................HEBE FARTMEAT
That's it I'm cancelling my PS5 pre-order
>You're scared of the sword. Why?
>>740112487Look at her go
thoughts on Kamen Rider Decade
>only 1001 posts It's over
Why is this tiny woman already more powerful than some kind of demon king when she just woke up from being died
>HELLO GOD OF WAR LADY THE SWORD IS MORE THAN YOU THINK>GRR GOD OF WAR LADY THE SWORD IS MORE THAN YOU THINKwow masterful forshadowing
IT'S STILL FUCKING GOING
>Focus
I wish this came out on PC so we'd be able to see the real numbers instead of reading about how well it sold for 3 months before hearing that the studio is shutting down
>>740111502it looks less shit than the last one
>>740112159im 35 and hate this.
Oh anons, you don't understand how much I needed a good laugh.
>>740112363>NOBODY TOUCH MUH FRANCHISEgrow up
FOCUS, Faye!
woman with sword type game
>>740112512You will hear hughie for 20 hours and you'll like it
yeah I'm just buying the next balatro on $10 sale thanks
I FEEL LIKE A BETTER MAN ALREADY JUST FROM WATCHING THIS FOOTAGE
This will birth a new movement of cube porn
>GIVE UP>NO UAMAZING WRITING
>>740112494Compared to the last 2 Got of war games anything is better. The bar is literally underground
Foid abuse simulator
>>740112026well since this is God Heaven that means something must've killed them which I interpret as Kratos 2 after time travelling to the past in GOW2 having an off-screen Egypt adventure that's more interesting
>>740112539You know that is happening
FOCUS F.>>740112494kill yourself tranny
>>740112350>agp troon cuckshitter
God of War was a mistake
marvel quipsstar warsgirlstruggle
>JUST GIVE UP>I DON'T GIVE UPWRAP IT UP LMFAAAAAOHOW ARE THESE WRITERS GETTING HIRED
>>740112261I am actually beginning to enjoy the surrealistic art style and the fire effects are sick.
FUCK YEAHMESS THAT BITCH UP RED GUY
>>740112506SOLD
>I dont give a F-...Somehow God of War, the game known for its absolute ultra violence, cant even say the word Fuck.Fuck this game
this is beyond parody wtf
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
they're showing 50% of the game here
>finally gameplay>75% of it is scriptedlol
Focus F!
Why are they doing this?
>>740112545>he doesnt know sony pulled all their plans for future PC ports
>>740112494stop you baiting
>RAH>RAH>RAH >RAHSHUT UP!
The fuck is a Laufey?
>Screaming woman and millennial quirk chongus sidekick cube That will be $80+tip+tax.
Its hilarious you can tell Faye had a good design and where the editors came in and destroyed it. You can literally see she was suppose to have exposed thighs. I'm actually fucking laughing at how obvious it is.
you are laughing but foid of frank is taking home all of the awards
>>740112575he would say that
>>740112357Some things never change
I just got in and tuned in. Seeing Kingtos legit scared the fuck out of me. I did not think this was supposed to be a God of War game. I am praying to my fuarking Outer God for protection.
They're gonna kill the cube later in this game and expect everyone to fucking cry over it.Then the MC girl is gonna permanently keep the sword girl cause #girlpower and the sword is gonna get a big buff or some shit
I can't take any of this seriously. I'm cringing so hard.
>>740112539still a massive hit to some people
Buy a PS5 right now!
HOLY KEK
>FAYE FOCUS
>cube is not the coverthat's itim done
goyim cant possibly enjoy this
This is some of the longest 20 minutes I've ever felt.
am I suppose to believe this 100lb woman can do all this?
>DmC2 Pog>DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog>DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog>DmC2 Pog DmC2 Pog>DmC2 Pog
CUBE ON THE BOX ARTCUBE ON THE BOX ARTCUBEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>740112082>millenial writing kicked off in 2020
OH LAUFEY
>>740112361this is similar to the "gameplay" in hellblade, 90% holding foward/scripted sequences with some action slop sprinkled in just so they can claim it's a game
SHE HAS A LITERAL COMPANION CUBE HOLYKEK
>>740112261this fr no cap sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
just looks like that senua's trash that nobody bought on xbox man
>>740112575Biden she's only 2 years old, control yourself :(
YAS QUEEN KILL THAT BIGOT
POWERFUL CINEMATIC CINEMA OSCAR WORTHY MOVIE
Jealous yet Pcssies?
>>740112179>>740112181heh
More like LAUGHey.
>she's just tanking all these hits
Man seeing this bitch getting the shit kicked out of her is getting me hard
>>740112495Zelda is modern ubislop
im not going to play as a woman, sry kratos
>>740112695o I am laufin'
>they rushed and ruined Ragnarock FOR THIS
>>740112601shush Porkslope
Just fucking cut this shit already jesus fucking christ
LAUFEY DEEZ NUTS
CUBE ON COVER ART
me smacking your ass for making me watch this dumb shit
humiliation ritual
demonman punched her therefore needs to die for hitting a womanwoman has magical sword they're gonna kill this villain in the trailer but its ok cuz they have a woman real villain
This is lifted off hellblade
Snoys lost, we won.
This girlboss shit's gonna bomb. (but IGN will give it a 10/10)
>>740112519I never get to post this, so I'll take this opportunity
Laufey my Icelandic singing waifu?
it's finally over
You will buy God of War for your girlfriend and you will sit next to her on the couch watching and guiding her :^)
FUCK YOU SONY YOU TURNED KRATOS INTO DISNEY LUKE SYWALKER
CUBE SPOTTED
>>740112647Sky my beloved
shan't
O I AM LAUFEY
>A FUCKING CUBE
We're one step closer to a complete gaming reset
Is it still going
Oh I'm Laufeying alright lol
Unironically worst trailer ever
just make a movie at this point
RATE IT
I came to laufey at you
>Press R2 randomly in the cutscene
>>740112416Non-gamers don't have a gaming console, none of this makes senseGames for non-gamers are on phones, it's shit like Balatro
>the fucking marvel cube is a central character
ABSOLUTE KINOMA
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed the event:>Marvel's Wolverine (Sept.15) [PS5]>Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls (Aug.6) [PS5, PC]>Rayman Legends Retold (Oct.1) [PS5]>Bancho The Chef [PS5]>Kemuri (2027) [PS5]>Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis (Feb.12) [PS5]>The Lost Wild (2027) [PS5]>Phantom Blade 0 (Late Summer) [PS5]>Dune: Awakening (Sept.22) [PS5]>Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered (Oct.1) [PS5]>No Rest for the Wicked (October) [PS5]>Onimusha: Way of the Sword (Sept.25) [PS5]>Silent Hill: Townfall (Sept.24) [PS5]>Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve (Oct.2) [PS5]>Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War port [Pre-order Bonus for Ace Combat 8]>Stuntman Hollywood [PS5]>ILL (2027) [PS5]>Control Resonant (Sept.24) [PS5]>Marathon Nightfall (Open Play June.2-9) [PS5, PC]>Runescrape: Dragonwilds (Fall) [PS5]>Classics Catalog: Gitaroo Man (June) >Classics Catalog: Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy (July)>Classics Catalog: Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams (August)>Until Dawn 2 (2027) [PS5]>God of War Laufey [PS5]
0/10
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>740112719breh....
>>740112261I'm having a blast!
The absolute state of play
>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED>I INSTA PREORDEREDI INSTA PREORDERED
That was great
>we want the marvel slop audience
>these are the same writers who operate under the delusion they are somehow owed or have even come close to earning 6 figure salaries
>>740112508>>740112520
>>740112618Best entry in Kamen Rider and cooler than that Shitter Z-io
LAUFDEEZ
>>740112429>>>/vt/ranny
Well thats 20 minutes I'm never getting back
>THE CUBE IS ON THE COVERlol seriously!?!
>>740112575Mr. Biden she is only 13!
>LaufeyKEK
>>740112684this is still a youtube stream
gaming is dead holy fucking shit
>Not even a date
>>740112779>CUBE ON COVER ARTThey're literally laughing in our faces
it's done forever fuck snoy
>>740112618none, sorryI'm at least ten years late from watching it
Just destroy the AAA industry already, there's no saving it. We have to burn it all down and begin again from 0.
>>740112754Jelly of jelly? No
>>740112825FAYE FOCUS/10
the absolute state
>laufey
LAUFEY
>>740112716Kris is not that hot
I'm clapping because it's over.
THEY NAMED IT AFTER THE ASIAN LOUNGE SINGER WHAT THE FUCK?
BETTER MEN
That bordered on torture, where do i get my check for watching this shit
Uh, why dont they just make an animated tv show?There was barely any gameplay
Bro that's the worst fucking subtitle I've seen in a hot minute.
Is gaming back?
the absolute state of play
>no release datelmao
>>740111157Those games would treat the talking cube as a serious character with a story arc instead of an epic non sequitur gag.
>LAUFEY???????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF TITLE IS THAT FUCKING WAT
The Absolute State of Everything in the world is depressing.
POINT AT THEM AND LAUFEY
State of Shit complete -5/10
that was absolute fucking dogshit
>>740112719Looks like the dragon age veilguard logo.
>>740112464
>God of War but it doesn't even have KratosWhat's the point mane
the fucking cube just sliding around in the background??
>LAUFEYKek fuckin snoys and their pretensious movie games. fuckin faggots hahaha
Oh I'm laufeying
>>740112705>LaufeyLoki's mom in the mythology
press R2 to progress the game the game
FOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEY
The game looks very impressive visually but everything else was embarrassing
>>740112580sauce
Rate
sony is fucking dead.buy a switch 2 and build a PC.
As a fan of the new god of war games I'm interested, but I hate any game taking too long of a showcase.This showcase was awful
>>740112719Even the subtitle sucks
Why don't they make movies at this point, just remove the gameplay entirely
The cube is on the cover, lmao.What the fuuuuuuuck
Joined in late and still feel like I wasted my time.
forspoken walked so god of war: laufey could run
>>740112695IT'S CALLED LAUFEY CAUSE EVERYBODY'S FUCKING LAUGHING AT THEM
>>740112578hnghhhhhhh
>Forspoken 2 with the exact same plot pointsThe absolute state of play
Snoys complain about easy "toddler games"Meanwhile PS5>Nonstop movie cutscenes>Press R2>Hold R2>Press R2>Cutscene>Cutscenes>Millennial writingAnd this is the shit they praise as peak video games.
rate this unholy shitshow
>>740112758I mean they made it very clear that it's hard to die when he punched her, which makes you wonder how any of this combat works.
only thing I liked was tokon
R8 the show
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY SONY! THIS WAS TOTALLY WORTH MY PS5 PURCHASE!
>>740112719>>740112726GOD OF WARLUFFY
That was a snoy humiliation ritual
PS4 WON
>>7401128257
do they not teach anything at art schools anymore??
jesus christ that was barrendo sony really STILL have no games? I thought they moved on from their shitty live service push. Why don't have they games now?
why is this wine aunt fighting with a sword she has no idea how to use, alongside an anime Slime?
>actual "Focus F" moment>the fucking cubejust close sony at this point
>>740112495it looks ugly therefore it is for adults like me and not babies
>>740112836God bless you, chickorita anon
Wtf Is this Shit?
>cube is... le cringe!since when does /v/ hate fun and whimsy?
What the fuck is Laufey
>DAD OF BOI 3: MOM OF BOI and CUBE OF SLIME! in JAPAN... i think.
>>740112494what gameplay>QTE>walk and talk sections>bossfight was basically a cutscene
Biboo likes Mom of Cube. Good enough for me
Idk I thought that was KINO
>>7401129894/10
LAUFAYMORE LIKE >LOUSY
No games
>>740112572But you're scientifically proved to be the most fanatic fanbase, you will see threads defending this slop right after the show ends.
2028 release
>>740112696You know, the typical. To own the chuds.
as usual, Nintendo now has the easiest fucking layup ever
SONY ARE YOU OKAY?SONY ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY, SONY?
Really, really fucking terrible. Just awful. Wow.
DOG SHIT
>THAT'S ITLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This was excruciating. I genuinely felt bad watching that last one it was many things i don't like in a long incessant string.
Women won
needs more cowbell
>20 minutes for this
>>740112331
>>740112717how far does the line go
>>740111552lmao holy shit god of war is dead
>no budget for animations>just make it a cube
>in development2030 here we go
>>740112758>two punches from the footsoldiers was enough for them to restrain her ten minutes ago>now she's fine getting flung around like a ragdollConsistency
>>740112853How the fuck do these people even get hired in the first place? I've known high schoolers who were better than these fuckers are.
>>7401128253/10
>>740112993sony lost/10
what an ending, they couldn't have made anything worse than this
the cube turns out to be some character we met before 1000%
>>740112719No way! She's in this too?!
How could she block a sword with her left arm? Wouldn't it just slice through her?
OH I AM LAUFEYING
WILL THIS BE THE GOW GAME TO BRING BACK SEX MINIGAMES?
>>7401128253.5/10
LETS TRY REBRAND FOOKING GOD OF SHIT
>>740112993Garbage
THE CUBE IS ON THE BOX ART LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>740113012>The cube is on the cover
>God of War Luffythe fuck
>>740113012lmao
REMINDER THIS WAS THEIR FINAL GOAL THEY JUST USED A POPULAR MALE LEAD AS A STEPPING STONE
>>740112836You're the only real one ITT
>he hasn't boughted a PS5
>>740112975She was treated too harshly, surely gamers will now understand!!!1!
>>740112997...please tell me that's NOT Shiori Tsukada, I still haven't gotten over her retirement
>>740112993increasingly glad I never bought a ps5/10
Stuntman and Tokon saved the show.
that's it?? no raiders???
>>740113012foid of war
>in developmentLmao so nu-Gow 3 is coming out in what 2032?
THAT WAS ITHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7401129891/10, the one is for reminding me Gitaroo Man exists.
>>740112719Laufey(ing) out loud
>>740112494As someone who has actually played both recent GOW games no it doesn't. It looks the same as the previous games, which means it fucking sucks.
LMAOFEY
Thank fuck it's over>>740112571She's cute extra cute when she's girly and breaks down in fron K1 tho I'm more fond of Shion.
>>740112118Hifumi nursing handjob
HIS NAME IS LAUFAYTHAT'S MONKEY D LAUFAYGONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES
>>740112816Good. Make gaming a hobby for nerds and weirdos again. >>740113001>do they not teach anything at art schools anymore??They just let anyone in now.
7/10. Wolverine looks okay and new God of War actually looks good. I hope they completely revamp the combat for Egypt so this new one seems like the best refinement possible with the old system.
literally not one good game was shown.
>>740112801is that juni cortez?
>>740112975I would genuinely and unironically play Forspoken over that Laufey shit.
Introducing the new God of War with a 20 minutes cutscene is fucking ridiculous. Like why?
>>740113031based fenneko poster.
>>740112801>i can get a gf by buying a ps5if this is the price i'd rather die a virgin
>>740113014When it is just Forespoken with a white woman.
>>740112902wrong
/V/ BETTER
>>740112825not enjoying it/10
>>740112825Blowing my head clean off/10
>>740112956why do you think I posted it?
Sony really need to hire some fucking editors.How is this trailer so long?
I cant wait to see the laufeys sales figures.
>>740112836>pic>even chikoritanon found the event disappointing
>>740112731Grim Aloe owes me sex
Playing as a women only works when they act sexy like Bayonetta not this shit
5/10. atleast there were games. to bad none of them looked good.
>>740113115yommers :)
What'd I miss?
Where is all the blood and gore in these new GOW games? The series used to be about a shirtless numetal dude with a goatee murdering shit for 8 hours, but even in the first reboot game the zombies just bled orange juice and mountain dew and shit fucking sucked.
See you fags in a few days when Xbox stumbles ass backwards into another better stream than PlayStation
WHAT EVEN WAS THAT
What's with the trend of taking established IPs and giving them a female protagonist?
>>740112901Haha man what the fuck I want to see Laufey's reaction so bad to the big game of E3 being Laufey.
>>740112636>ruin franchise>say this shit sucks>"grow up"Is maturity just letting things fall to ruin now instead of preserving whatever good is left? Go fuck yourself, enjoy your "maturity" on your knees like a dog.
>>740113012>cucked by a cubenot like this....
>>740112719couldn't look any more marvel if they tried lmao
WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING
That's it?
>>740112836blessed
>>740113012the cube was voiced by that guy from the boys
>>740113012>The cube is a supporting character
woke score: at least 92/100i think the woke cancer has fully taken over and all games are now fully wokified as standard and the propagandized hypnotized NPC drone cattle clap for ittruly pathetic
the death of sony
>>740112825-19/10WTF
I thought we were getting a separate third party dev showcase or was that it?
post yfw you will lose out on these games as a PC player
>>740113012looks like game of the year
>BEEFY CHUNK
OH NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHA
>female protagonist with companion cubePortal 3 confirmed
>>740113171sounds like you don't like video games in general
this got me laufeying
>>740112825I want to fuck Aoba/10
>>7401129931/10. The only cool game was the black guy sushi game.
You think Frank is a modern human that got isekai'd into the God of war world
Pure sloppa through and through, with an extra shit drizziling of AI.AC8 good in my book tho.
>>7401129930,5/10 Sony is 200% dead!
My honest reaction
>>740113039>(you're)I'm not a snoygger>you will see threads defending this slop right after the show ends.Point me to those threads, but not the obvious falseflags one that you're going to make
>>740112730>She couldn't escape her cage but she can fight the guy who beat the fucking shit out of her before she got into the cage
>>740112939>pot calling the kettle black
>>740113014oh boy I can't wait the le hecking whimsical comic relief character in media in the current year, totally not done and overused
>>740113064its been dead
i-i bet you guys are jealous it's a PS5 exclusive
Up there with The Boys Series finale as a, "They thought this was worth showing this in theaters?"That was dire
>>740113254
Nice fucking stream snoyniggers
Rate it
>>740112827I wonder what happens if you don't
>>740113012a fricking cube
>>740110182That makes me super duper happy to hear!Please make sure to clean up and drink some water to rehydrate after cu..crying so much~ Chu<3
What the fuck was that shit?They didn't learn a goddamn thing.
>>740113012THE FUCKING CUBE
>>740113012AI generated ass cover
>>740113290I refuse to believe this 'person' has a soul.
>>740112936Are you blind? He was in two scenes.
>>740113268where do you think we are?
The ending got me LAUFEY a little kek 4/10 absolute shit show
this thread will no longer be sticky and you'll fuck off
>>740113209the world is not 2004 anymore. And you're not a child
>>740111552By God, what a terrible show. At least we have a release date for Ace Combat 8 now.
>>740112825A 0. Idk why I watched it. Sony has no good games any more
>Beefy Chunk of Gameplay
>>740113012remove the woman and I'd play a game where you play as a slime cube with a sword stuck inside it
>>740113301what did he mean by this
>>740113012An elaborate prank on the goyim
>>740112445>>740112827>>>/vt/ranny
>>7401129892-3/10Absolute shitshow. Sony sucks at hype and advertising and I have no idea howAnd I decided to stay up for this because I actually like vidya.What a huge mistake.
>>740113209buy Wolverine instead basically the same game like every hack and slash 3rd person slop
took a nap what I miss?
>watching and hyping this shitshowYou guys never learn, everytime, fucking EVERYTIME.
>>740113062all the way
>>740112836thanks cute lil bean mon
>>740112545Why do you faggots say this shit when there had literally been no mods for any of these games. Much less one that would replace the entire main character, that would fuck up all the mocap and animations.
They saved all the real games for summer games fest, right? Surely.
>>740112719Laufeying out loudLaufeying my ass off
>>740113062All the way
>>740112836I will play>Wolverine>Rayman>Tomb Raider>Silent Hill N>Until Dawn 2
>ac8>rayman>onimusha>maybe something else i'm forgettingeverything else trash, ESPECIALLY the 20 minutes of """""uninterrupted""""" gameplay of slop of war: lamefeyfuck you sony
>>740113216the future is female and all that bullshitthe degenerates will not stop pushing slop until their last breath
>>740113012That cube on the back as if it was a very important character si fucking sending my sides to jupiter
>>740112350mion is the best girldoing god's work
>>740113269Why isn't she hot? I can't play this.
ITS 2026 AND I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A REASON TO UPGRADE MY 2011 PC.
no crapcom pragamata ogiana
>>740113189
Yoo guys it's the meatjelly from I shall seal the heavens KINO
>>740113012Princess Zelda's magical adventure
>>740113163
Guess they want to lose another few billions, these videogame AAA developer pricks
>>740112957holy sexo
>>740113012Monkey D. Laufey
highguard of cube
>>740113012O my heckin millenialbros is dat a freakin companion cube? From PORTAL?
>>7401128252/10 dogshit as always, stay classic Snoy
Laufey is Loki’s mother in norse mythology btw
>>740113012What your Mother Did with that Cube was Her Business
>>740113171Ill looked good.
>>740113385It's ass
>>740113315hopefully TADC finale will be good.
>>740113396Literally nothing
Do they overestimate how much people want to watch their cutscenes? That had like 4 minutes of their empowered female character trying to break out of a cuck cage and talking to a magical jello cube.
>>740113343True kek
>>740113012This is it cube, we are the Laufey
>no KH4>no DMC6>no Bloodborne remake/2>no FF7 Remake Rebirth 3>no Astrobot 2
...Can I get my 20 minutes back please Sony?
>>740113392Hex Maniac paizuri marathon..
>>7401129934/10
I rate it a Forspoken / 10
>>740112825Once again proving that they try to make anything interesting only once their spite blows up in their faceJAPAN ATTENTION US out of 10
Sony needs to die already
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>740113012FRANK THE CUBE FOR KING OF /V/ 2028!
is THAT what the other nu-GoW games are like too?I haven't played those but jesus fucking christ. That was not a video game, it was 20 minutes of an extremely expensive visual novel
I'm glad it's over
>>740113330Frieren would TANK that.
>>740113241Literally every other possible male sidekick would have overshadowed the bland hag.
So the afterlife in GoW is basically Battleworld?
>>740113012Jesus Christ, surely this is just a placeholder, right?
>>740112825I would have said 7/10 if not for the GOW slop but now I'm morally obligated to give it a 1/10.
>>740113158>spin off of previous games look like previous gamesNo fucking shit, anon
>>740113315Don't forget Stranger Things!
>>740109958hnnnn... getting to plop it against your lips with soft thwaps...>>740110354leglocking at any instant i get upset. grinding my hips until i shoot ropes when i'm hilting it completely inside your plump lips and mouth!
>>740113464You're spoiling us nigga
>>740113012Unironically would buy if I could play as the cube
>>740113012This is what Molyneux's cube amounted to...
>>740113430You had your five seconds of feet.
>>740112989>>7401129933/10
>>7401128253/10Ace Combat 8 (+AC0) release date and DW3 remastered were the only good nnouncements for me for me
>>740113269Fucking lmao
>>740113290Remember that Chromie will always be a biological woman, no blizztroon will make me think otherwise
>>740113012This is sony shitcube
You don't hate millenial writing enough.
Better than the Nintendo streams but still not great. 8/10.
What is the Focus F thing? I didn't notice that. What are you guys talking about?
not gonna lie this new god of war game looked fucking awesome but i know that you nerds wont accept it cause its not persona/dark souls/smash
I'm an IDF soldier from Tel Aviv and I want Destiny 3 NOW
This sucked ass.
HE SAID IT WAS A COMPLETELY NEW GAMEWHAT THE FUCK
>>7401129895/10. It had some games I will buy like Onimusha and Ace Combat.
I genuinely want to see the people who watched that and thought that was worth picking up day one. I really need to understand who the fuck thinks that game looks good.
>>740113012this is literally so bad i'd assume it was AI slop.
cylindersissies mad at cube chads
death to tumors and trannies
>>740112989No games out of ten.
SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYASOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA>SOILENNIALS RUINED VIDYA
>>740113189PlayStation is a cultural phenomenon. Deltarune isn't
>Another male franchise trooned out
>>740112825Everyone else is rating it too high, there was fucking NOTHING
>>740113012>the cube LMAO
>>740113606miss da moom
>>740113012a remake of this
>>740113261the webm that broke /a/
>the cube is on the cover
>>740112919That's just norse mytholy, she was the mother of Loki, who we already know is Krato's adopted son
>>740111552Sony is dead
>>740112836>Onimusha: Way of the Sword (Sept.25) [PS5]>Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve (Oct.2) [PS5]>Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War port [Pre-order Bonus for Ace Combat 8]>ILL (2027) [PS5]The only good ones
>>740112681my pleasure
>>7401129891/10 I can't believe I'm saying this but it was the worst state of play they've done
>>740113014I will kill you and shit in your throat
I am tired of all those SHIT GAMES WITH NO MAIN WHITE CHARACTERonly WHITE MALES ARE COOLall those fucking millions wasted on female characters and other minorities just to fucking trying to lure them into selling gamesONLY WHITES CONSUME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON A REGULAR BASISthey're shitting on us, they're losing us.this "laufay" bullshit will bomb again, just like saros, just like all those games who don't have COOL MAIN CHARACTERS
>>740113267that actually killed me nice take anoncompanion cube
Legit 0/10, I would have been fine even if the only new thing they showed was the MH Wilds expansion or a 1 minute PHYSINT teaser and they couldn’t even give me that.
SAAAAAR
>>740112825gets an extra point for the gitaroo man mention1/10
>>740113424um, your Wolverine???
>>740113012Forspoken 2
>>740113448Even if no milk comes out, I want to lick and suck on her nipples all the same.
>>740113606>>>/vt/ranny
>>740113012WE MUST BE BETTER CUBES
God of War: Luffy
>>7401129931/10 for Phantom Blade Zerotuned out for most of it
>>740113527That’s what you fucks say but I bet you can’t even beat the game on hardest difficulty
Has there ever been a good State of Play? I can't remember the last time I watched one that would rank higher than a 5/10.
>>740112836AC and DW3:R are on PC too, though not sure on the dates. Few others probably are as well.
>>740113492OOPS, ALL MOVIE GAMES!Except Rayman but that's really fucking sad.
>>740113012the giant fucking cube LMFAO
>>7401128252/10god of war ruined by millennial writing. I fucking hate the quaky chungus generation with a passion.
>>740112836ShitWho caresShitWho caresShitKinoKinoEhShitKinoWho?KinoKinoKinoDOUBLE KINOKinoKinoShitLMAOShitKinoWho?ehOkAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAThat's my opinion on all of them.
>>740113625Well technically yes, it's God of War: My Dead wife, which is a new game
>>740113301>pantiesFake.
>SHE CAN JUMP!>SHE CAN DOUBLE-JUMP!!
>>740113605the quip cube literally said it
We fucking won and it destroyed us.
>>740112836Many thanks, your hard work does not go unnoticed
3/10 show, Ace combat and rayman wasn't enough to save it, and it lost 2 points for that gameplay at the end. >>740113334nta but you and the other peachanon got me bricked up at work, so thank you for your service
>no cute and funny game>State of play was dog shitMakes you think
Ahahahahaha
>>740113379This.Without the chick and the GoW title it would be a neat concept.
>>740113012this used to be about greek mythology, now there's a fucking futuristic cube and kratos is not even the protagonist, jesus christ wtf happened...
>>740113605Focus, A. You'll remember
>>740098797I'm buying a Swtich. Fuck this
>>740113012Imagine the memes brosThe future is bright
Fucking Cube of war
>>740112836>Marvel's Wolverine (Sept.15) [PS5]>Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls (Aug.6) [PS5, PC]>Rayman Legends Retold (Oct.1) [PS5]>Phantom Blade 0 (Late Summer) [PS5]>Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered (Oct.1) [PS5]>Onimusha: Way of the Sword (Sept.25) [PS5]>Silent Hill: Townfall (Sept.24) [PS5]>Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve (Oct.2) [PS5]>Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War port [Pre-order Bonus for Ace Combat 8]>Runescrape: Dragonwilds (Fall) [PS5]>Classics Catalog: Gitaroo Man (June)>Classics Catalog: Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams (August)These are all the games that im interested in. Rest is who gives a fack tier.
>>740113686unironically thiswhat the actual fuck
Well I really like the demon design at least
>vinny hated it
>>740113717Same here
>>740113595Might be Gen X writing.
>>740113464>>740113571kill yourselftoko
That Fey game is everything I hate about current AAA gaming. You barely control the character and play the game, nonstop chatter interrupting you. Awful.
>>740112825There wasn't a single thing in there that was good that was exclusive to the PS5. The good things are coming to PC. Why the FUCK/10
>>740113606
>>740113012No wonder they announced the greek trilogy remakes i'm case this shit flops(it will)
>>740113162thanks for the images slopanon, specially Rena, highlight of the thread really
>>740113334Thank you for making my penis so happy and my balls so empty, Peach
>>7401129892/10 I want to see the Rayman game and Commpposting here was the only enjoyable thing
I just don't understand how you pitch this to the execs and they greenlight you killing their entire franchise
>>740113836Focus, Anon.
>>740113630Even my normalfag friend who loves God of War doesnt care about it. The woman protagonist is a big no no.
>>740113012lollmaolaufeying
>>740112719>purple in titleIt's a warning sign, always.
>>740111552They had to delete the truth lmao
>>740113012>The Sony Gameless Cube
>>740113012AHAHAHAHAHATHIS LOOKS LIKE AITHIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?
>>740113814kill yourself fag
>>740113012HAHAHAHAHA
>>740113476hehe
>>740113547Yes my point is the previous games are shit in terms of gameplay which means this one will also be shit you fucking point missing retard cunt.
>>740113914>>>/vt/ranny
>>740112993>show0/10>AC88/10
where final fantasy 13 versus 2.0
>>740113780We became better men.
>>740113890retard
>>740112357or NIGGERS as I like to call them
>>740113890>had to deletewell yeah stickies have 1k post limit
is this a bad omen for SGF?
>>740113012Blatant trans-coded colours.>The stats of Gay>God of War: Tranny.
>Rayman>Ace Combat 8Everything was else was sloppa.
>>740113334agp trash
>>740113890based retard
>>740113889Besides Veilguard what other shitty games had purple in the title?
>>740113012>God of War barely visible in microscript at the top>LAUFEYlmao literally that one meme
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL
>>740113606it's more of the cringeslop writing that was in the modern god of war gamesif you weren't fan of the first two this isn't for you either
>>740112836>Kemuri (2027) [PS5]Fuck me this one looked interesting please tell me it's not exclusive
>>740112836always a pleasure chikorita bro, see you in the next ones
>>740113464now that the thread's over, show her nipples and pussy!please?
for me, it's ILL
>>740112836Thanks, anon.>Until Dawn 2 (2027) [PS5]For what purpose? The basic premise of the first one is a trick you can only use once. So it's just teens being stalked by wendigos or what?
>>740113393>arkham gameplay but even stiffer with press x to win mechanicsno thanks, even that shitty feminist god of onions game looks better than that (if you ignore the atrocious writing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC656o7_zVkHERE'S YOUR GOW BRO
>>740113012>quirk cubeus sidekickhumiliation ritual
>>740113012jej looks like a fucking bootleg gameimagine being a gowfag in modern age
>>740113216Modern devs are lazy parasites who know their ideal games about superpowered dikes won't sell so they attach them into established ips in the hopes that people will buy them.Almost never works
>>740113738>not liking Rayman
>>740113963State of play sacrificed itself so SGF would be decent
>>740113012Remove the "God of War" (both on the cover and his brief appearance ingame) and it may as well just be a new IP that hardly anyone would even bother with
>>740113963you literally can't have a presentation worse than this [LINE NEEDED]
>>740113729These events focused on specific console makers (Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft) poorly articulate what game is for what platform outside of their main ones usually.
>>740113012I am laughing. have an edit.
>>740113497Good boyLet it happen
>>740113995Don't buy Concord 4 bro...
i hope the dinosaur game comes to pc. the only interesting thing they showed
>>740114012This
>>740113012God of war: My wife's adventure
>>740113995All games that are not live service are PS5 exclusive from now on.
>>740113836That’s the intro section, anon. It looks like you’ve never even played the new god of wars because large chunks of it is semi-open world with nothing but gameplay. The intro segment is always more railroaded to introduce the game only.
>>740113882Press R2.
>>740113012>literal tesseract from MCUA Fucking Cube
I'll play Control 2 and then return to my cave to continue playing automation games
https://youtu.be/szwYBVY7FsU>both lead writers started playing the series after 2018>BOTH LEAD WRITERS STARTED PLAYING AFTER 2018>ONE IS WOMAN>one is a womanYOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
what sword was she holding bros
>>740113957we became women
>>740113780FRANK?!
>>740113972Cannot believe Ubisoft actually was one of the fucking saving graces for this. But yeah, AC8 was the winner. Is that Onimusha demo coming to PC?
>>740113701imagine
>All these movie fight scenes and the only game that did it right was Metal Gear Rising RevengenceSony, if it weren't for your TVs, speakers, and murdering Michael Jackson, then you'd be bankrupts
>>740113967>trans-coded>codedI know what you are.
RATE THE STATE OF PLAY
>>740113813maybe as producers but unlikely the writers at this point
>>7401128254/10Ace Combat, Onimusha, Kemuri, and more ILL
Intergalactic is in absolute dev hell lol
>>740113012WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE ISN'T THAT FORSAKEN'S FONT?
wolverine and mom of cube genuinely look like they play exactly the same
>>740113687play less games and learn to control your emotions, a year from now you'd be locked in jail for these words lol
>>740113012Looks like the cover of a fantasy novel between 1970 and 2005
>>740112836So they announce 6 new games that aren't remakes or remasters, and only 2 of them are non indie?Isn't this meant to be E3 season?
We must be better cubes...
>>740114126excalibur lmao
Real men play this instead of the movie "game".
>>740114183Deserved, I don't want to see that game ever again.
>>740113012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
>>740114119which ones?Factorio, Dyson whatever, and Satisfactory?Do you have reccs?
>>740098797The new wolverine game looks sick.
>>740114069>ywn be hypnotized, shrunk down, and stuffed into Hex Maniac's titanic titsfuck me
>>740114158THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Kemuri looks really good, was desperate for another game from the ghostwire tokyo director and studio.The Jurassic Park horror game looks good.Control 2 is probably gonna be great but that'ss not even Sony's thing.I like the new god of war games but if they wanted to make a Faye prequel game, they should have made it in the past and double down on the core norse stuff and make her a shield maiden, this myth mix game just doesn't have anything that grips but it might turn out to be good cause the combat looked really cool.Dogshit showcase overall. I don't get why Sony even does showcases anymore if they're only gonna show like 5 games.
>>740114047I love Rayman, this doesn't look like the Rayman I love.
>>740113937Except the previous games were amazing in terms of gameplay.
>>740113992time for some real aura vidya and not this onions slophttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1277510/ReZERO_Starting_Life_in_Another_World_The_Prophecy_of_the_Throne/
>>740114027Russians always deliver with these abominable grungy creatures
>>740114069I wouldn't be able to resist..Just hours of Hex's huge boobs slamming on my lap and making me weak..
Thanks for the comments!
>>740112618very cool
>president says that PS5 is a box without content>they make a box character on the new GoWcan't make this shit up lmao
>>740113767Destiny 3 and GTA 6 would also suck
>>740113904videogames... used to be fun....
>>740113658a few years ago I pay anything to get this remade. Now I am happy to see it out of the spotlight.
>>7401141581//10 for Ace CombatDynasty Warriors is a remaster so doesn't count. Maybe 2/10 for Onimusha.
>>740113012Forsaken 2: Electric Boogaloo
Thread's moving so fast that no one will see that I'm a girl and I hate the gaystation
unsticky this piece of shit thread for a piece of shit event
>>740114071eh, it's like jujutsu kaisen
bloodbornebros it continues to be fucking over
>>740114123GOW as a series has been finished, this is just another nail in the coffin
L Sony
>>740114158Nah
>>740114183they probably didn't like that the plot leaked early and went on a full rewrite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMCqyeBWmU
guess ill wait for the ps6 to release b4 i ever buy from sony
Shit show. Shit thread. The lewds sucked.Thanks for nothing, /v/tards
>>740112801Women don't want to play as ugly women either.
>>740114069Body made for groping
>>740114137Should be, it's on Steam
>>740113012I’m fucking losing my mind at the cube I’m so pissed it’s behind her I want to put it on other games
>>7401129932/10 didnt worth waking up early for this
>press R2 to do the scripted sequence while the protagonist constantly talks to herself>also there's a quirk chungus cube for marvel quippingthat was more on the nose than any parody of the current state of AAA would have been
>>740111936nice samefag, tr/a/nny go back to your dead shitty board
>>740113578Underrated.
>>740114286HhHAHAHhahhahahahahahHAHhAHAhAHHhahHAHaHAHAHHAhahAHAHHAhahha
>>740113974your brain is broken
Just tuned in, anything good shown?
>>740114342post your nipples
>>740113606it looked good for a cinematic but not for a game
>>740114241
>>740114303They look in the mirror and have all the inspiration they need.
Imagine being one of the people that went to theaters to see this
>>740114381FOCUS F
Call me when they make a new Zatch Bell fighting game
>>740114381Laufey taffy
>>740114381god she's so hot what the fuck did they do to her
Mid showcase
me right nowI look like this irl
>>740112993nuke this industry/10
>>740114461wokefest
>>740114378No way
>>740113606it certainly looked cool, but i haven't played GOW since i finished ascension
I liked the first reboot well enough but jesus christ, shit went sideways and upside down
I'm watching a female streamer and she loved it
>>740114506>shitty game:I>shitty game based on anime:O
>>740114465Again, it’s an intro segment, anon. Those are always railroad sections to introduce the world.
>>740114502This was in theaters? Did they have to pay to get in?
>>7401129932/10, not even Hogwarts Legacy
>>740114137https://store.steampowered.com/app/2638890/Onimusha_Way_of_the_Sword/Seems so!
>>740112993-10000/10
So no...no dragon ballsma 2 DLC?
>>740114381>VA is super hot lady>game character looks badwhy do they keep doing this? Faye looked good in the ragnarok flashbacks so why fucking change her design to be more ugly
>>740114158my dragon wives
>People are fan of the GOW franchise because they like to play a buff man beating people (even with the wife's son memes)>Force them to play as a womanProbably the greatest joke Sony has ever told, congrats
>>740114431better dead than surrounded by braindead niggers and summer tourists
>>740114158i can't rate it.I JUST ARRIVED
>>740114461Some Ace Combat news if you're into that
>>740114158Marry TikiFuck Nowi Also fuck Nah
>>740114447Nice refutation, retard
>>740113967Oops, you forgot to take your anti-psychotics today
You can post porn ITT BTW
>>740114380>plot gets leaked again>they rewrite it yet again
>We Must Be Better Men>becomes womanI see
>>740114502Wait. People saw that in a theater?
>>740114270literally those three plus MindustryFactorio's the best overall, DSP has a really good sense of spectacle but it's janky, Satisfactory is also really good but managing a huge factory in first person gets hard at larger scales, and Mindustry's good if I'm in an RTS mood
>>740114354Don't care anymore now that I can emulate it at 4k 60fps with whichever post-processing effects I want disabled
State of Piss
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAJAJAHAJAHAHAHAJAHAANAJAGAHAHAJA
>>740114039This picture is very fucking good, anon. Thank you.
>>740113012Apparently, God of War is now just a title for people to latch into make their own OG stories better.
>>740114642It's time to let go, Arisen. Abandon all delusions of control.
yeah im selling my ps5
>>740114648>>VA is super hot ladywhat the fuck are you smoking?
>>740114305Paizuribait anonYou can only blame yourself
>>740112993> 2/10, those 2 points from AC8.
>>740114648they do it on purpose. I saw a pic where all the dudes had good facial capture but all the women were ugly.
>>740114675that guy is getting banned from those forums lmfao
wow this makes me want to buy a ps5 pro!
>>740114648Anon, that’s how she looks now. She was hot in punisher and daredevil but that was a long time ago.
Welp I'm gonna go jerk off and lament the time lost watching this shit
>>740114381
>>740114381i don't know why anons keep saying this potato faced bitch is hotbrowns?
Nintendo direct when?
>>740114660
>>740112993I like Ace Combat.Onimusha and ILL also looked neat.Shame about Rayman looking weird and being another remaster.>Dad of War movie slopOther than that 4/10
>>740114542The cookbook?
>>740114158The Mario parody was straight on lol I counted all the tropes in the GoW trailer! kek
>>740114760they know people wouldn't touch the game at all if it didn't have BRAND NAME
that skull dude supposed to be a yasha? Or is he egyrptian ?
meh
>>740114183they crunshed for a vertical slice 6months agothey showed nothingcancelled 100%
>>740114884
>>740114879I’m gonna go watch Mori’s watch along of this
>>740113578I still can't believe he flaked out on handing out the grand prizewhat a roach
I was here just for ILL
>>740113839
>>740114675Bros, are resettrannies waking up??
>>740114542Kek, please tel me this is a shitpost
>>740114801Just imagining hearing that obscene sound as they drop and rise and drop again. Not even that anon but had to confess.
>>740114178You ever wonder if internal Sony meetings feel exactly like posting on reseteraBuncha kids stepping over eggshells to not offend each other, with the execs counting the minutes till they can go back to their hottubs and ketamine
>>740114734Meds; you WILL get caught
>>740114905sauce
>>740113636Based fuck this curved cucks.
>>740114884u e what have they done to ya
>>740114884>they have a mocap suit for the cubeokay based
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>>740114801>that imageFeels weird to see it raw and not as part of that babecock.
>>740114884this kills the yellow fever nigger
>>740114884OIUE 'OMELANDER DUN NABBED ME WIFE'S CUBE. WE GOTTA BE BETTER MEN
>>740114801One day I will learn my lesson and not walk into the horny big-breasted woman who wants to paizuri me until I'm shooting blanksBut not today..
Chuds lost
snoy of lame
>only 1k repliesgaming is dead
>>740115032something something futanari elf
>>740114971Jesus Christ, does nobody recognize Aztec? The feathers? The jaguar? The jungle? Are all you genuinely stupid or just uncultured?
>>740114884His smile and optimism... GONE
last words of the thread. Pls Nuke California
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.It's over.
I'm chudda
The ultimate truth is that the God of War games on the PS2 were already considered an utterly mindless game to everyone with taste. It had nowhere to go but down.
>>740114905I can't wait to see Yuri get destroyed by Funou again.
>>740114884MOCAP JUST TO SAY....FOCUS F
Well that was shit.
What slop should I order? Need to dopamine max after that.
>>740114126I'm sure you'll run into many quirky characters along the way who'll hint at how epic or dangerous the sword is without explaining further.
WTF is up with these snoy games having hagmaxxed protags? In 5 years we're going to be playing as unironic grandmas
>>740114502Well yeah, where else do you watch movie trailers?
>>7401128252/10Carried by Ace combat, tokon, onimusha and nakamura showing up
>>740114178Talk like that can get you banned indefinitely from RetardEra
>only 1k posts for a state of playsony really fell off, huh
SNOYS WILL NEVER RECOVER HAHAHAHA
>>740115125None of that shit looked Aztec at all.>Are all you genuinely stupid or just uncultured?Do you get your understanding of the culture from Marvel content or something?
>>740113012Know what is worse?This abject GARBAGE will sell millions of units.I have no words to describe how much I hate normies and snoys
