GoW Wife's Story is real. this company is a joke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's over
>ending on 20 MINUTES of this shitfuck sony.
god of kitchen
>>740108806We Must Be Better Men...
>My Wfe of War is realThe ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE of Sony. Holy goddamn shit dude.
Daredevil game?
Wow! Its fucking nothing!
> God of Wife> 20 minutos of actually no gameplay kekThey didn't learn
>>740109194yea, i just closed the fucking thing. lol. who the fuck wants to watch that shit
>>740108806BETTER MAN
>THE AGE OF MEN IS OVERWhy did he say this?
>>740108806We must be better women.
>>740108806GOD OF WOKE
PAWG of War
WE MUST BE BETTER MENTHEY SHOULD BE WORSE WOMEN
>>740108806YASS QUEEN SLAY!
>>740108806WOMAN OF WARFOID OF WARKRATOS' SON'S MOTHER OF WAR
embarrassing sony thinks this woke shit going to sell
>press X to not have a bunch of black guys run train on you>press X>Game Over: YOUVE CREATED A TIME PARADOX
Faye is just the better fighter
Why is the afterlife so videogamey?
>>740108806>Sony ends with 20+ minutes of this shitThis is a "fuck you" from Sony.
why does she fight more like a god of war than kratos
You know when I was watching the Kratos Movie, I really thought to myself, "I wonder what this bald asshole's second wife (dead) is up to."Fuck off lolAlso >animal companionGirl Game.
Wtf happened to the West man?
this looks uninterestingbetter man jokes are unfunny and way overdone
TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES BTW
>>740108806Multiple people went through this and thought it would be a good idea, holy shit
>>740108806Would've bought it if she stayed barefoot the whole game. Lost all interest now.
>sir, gamers still have at least one barren loose thread of masculinity with kratos, what do we do?>shut it down
>>740108806is this atlantis?
>>740108806
They took "put a chick in it and make it lame and gay" literally
>>740108806WHORE OF MY WIFES SONHAHAHAHAHAH
>how can we make this as unappealing as possible?
>>740109890To be fair that's kind of a funny idea, make old GoW but with Faye instead
What realm is this supposed to be even?
PRESS R2 TO USE YOUR LEFT HAND
>Token blacks that look the same in every fucking game, even the jap ones>Ending in 20 minutes of cutscenes with le stronk independent womanDo they literally just burn money for a hobby
You all are sexists. Who says God of War can't star a woman? Are you all that scared of a women being strong and kicking ass for once?
>not coming to pc
I hope this fucking flops I'm sick of nuGOW, bring back your classic IPs Sony.
Box office poison!
>it's ok when valve does it
>>740108806IK nothing about the nu GOW trilogy? so is this about his dead wife in the after life or some shit?
>>740108806CANT WAIT FOR THE KRATOS BOSS FIGHT WHERE SHE WINS YAAAASS
>>740109730It's God of War so it will
>>740108806Holy fuck Im convinced Sony is self sabotaging to stock manipulate
>>740108806I have absolutely zero interest in a God of War game without Kratos. Do they seriously believe anyone cares about the norse mythology plot?
But Kratos-san told me that what his wife did in the past is none of my business...
>>740110318now, don't laugh
Is this another case of 'they started making it during peak woke (2021) and games take five years to make'?Maybe nobody at Sony saw the data from AC Odyssey where nobody wanted to play as the chick, lel
>marvel slop>samurai slop>guns>souls like>fucking god of war againsony is unironically creatively bankrupt. holy fucking shit.
what world/mythology is it?
WE
>even the afterlife has girlbosses
Who the fuck asked for this?
>That's a woman?
Mauler won
I really don't understand why they can't just make another Horizon game. There is literally already an audience for this. Why take over God of War of all things?
WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY??!!??! WHERE?!?!?!!
>>740110564me
literally same marvel dialogue every game
Will the message be "we must be better women"?
>>740108806This looks so dog shit I'd believe you if you told me this was satire.
>>740108806WE MUST BE BETTER GOODS
It's like they learned nothing. Literally nobody asked for this movie slop garbage
>>740109652There's nothing to see, they draped her in the thickest skirt ever. You can't even see an outline of individual buttcheeks.
>>740110668>Horizon>audience Good one Herman!
>>740110535Pride Parade
Does she ever stop quipping holy fuck
DUDE HE HIT HER AGAIN THAT MEANS HE'LL DIE LATER IN THE STORY AND SHE'LL QUIP, "I told you so"
>>740110668>why they can't just make another Horizon game. There is literally already an audience for this.HAHAHAHA
>>740110535China/Egypt i think
Why does this look like a dogshit marvel movie?
>>740110747no the message is "we females can do no wrong as we're not accountable!"
>OMG THE BOSS OF THE BAD GUYS IS ALSO A HECKING EMPOWERED QVEEN? THIS. IS. AWESOME!
>>740110303What do you mean? It'll be on Youtube day one.
is this god of india? I can't tell
>>740110747>We must never be moms again.
>>740110680>WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY??!!??! WHERE?!?!?!!just because we don't see the game having gameplay...
IMA BIG FLYAN KITTY KAT RAWR >:3this game looks awful. i mean visually its so fucking ugly lmao
>>740111007its god of tik tok anon
>>740111016
wtf
Frank the cube!I would die for him.
The amount of monster porn is going to be insane. I can't believe while Kratos was learning to be a better man his wife was out getting fucked by dozens of demon gods in China.
>>740110820Is there someone behind me?
"Gameplay" they said lmfaooooo
>A giant cube.... talking.Ermmmmm okay yeaaaah that is a little awkward heehee
can i play as the gelatinous cube instead?
this shit is so ass
I am completely speechless. This is somehow worse than I could have imagined.
Haha the cube's name is Frank. How quirky.
This might be the gayest shit I’ve seen in ages
Im still waiting for the twist. Surely retards at sony arent this stupid?
this is unironically a soiboi's wet dream
>WE WANT EGYPT MYTHS>WE WANT ASIAN MYTHSLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS HER STORY NOW
We desperately need another North American video game crash
>>740108806>GoW Wife's Story is real.And that's a good thing!
>>740110564Sonyula (Hot Shit Herman Hulst verison).
20 minutes of gameplay
Isn't this just Forspoken?
>>740110391You're on to something
How the fuck did they make the writing even worse?
>So what's the plan, boss>I'm not your boss, FrankAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!
inb4 you can have sex with various characters as Faye
NICE GAMEPLAY YOU GOT THERE OH AND YOU HAVE A QUIRK CHUNGUS CUBE GOD I FUCKING HATE SONY I FUCKING HATE THEM I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIND YOU AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU IN TWISTED METAL BLACK ONLINE
>God of War except you play as a weak woman and it doesn't have anything from any of the God of War gameswho the fuck asked for this
>>740111007They said Sekhmet so maybe it's a mix of Hindu and Egypt
The millennial writing is literally giving me cancer.
>>740111507Wait a freaking minute
I actually turned this shit off.
is this supposed to be a videogame?
>LITERALLY "FOCUS M"ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
SNOY will buy this
>Press R2 to cutsceneriveting gameplay, Sony.
Gameplay?
So that just happened
>we are already perfect womyn
>land of dead gods>also here is a talking slime cube called FrankGod I fucking hate the people making these games
it's so funny that this game is literally this but with less gameplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC656o7_zVk
>>740110389They literally just released a new game like two months ago. Nobody gave a shit.
>>740111609it keeps getting worse I cant stop. Talking cube was hilarious.
>>740108806qrd ? never gave any interest to console slop. is he a cuck or something ? That's what i understood. Did more media come out ?
every single Nintendo game ever is >> this
>Unironically doing the "focus M" dialogue Jesus
>>740110620Mauler is friends with troons
I just know the Snoyim will eat this shit up.
>kratos shows up on screen every 10 minutes to remind you what series this is
>the story is going to be her finding her independence along the wayLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>740111809They're making a spinoff game about Kratos' wife in the afterlife.
>FUNNERINO THE CUBE SMACKED THE BAD GUY!!!
I love disney marvels influence on everything
They should have made a shitpost game with the talking cube as MC, it can work, people got excited for whatever that realistic chicken musou was a while ago
>>740108806SAAAAAAR
It's going to be revealed that she's actually the one to kill odin
>>740110820NEED
>>740110093oh
This looks dope.When did /v/ lose the ability to enjoy fun things?
I'm not playing Mom of War. Californians, I swear.
why didn't she use all these magic and ninja moves 10 minutes ago
yeah I get it v, you don't like god of warare you going to spam unfunny memes for a month now?
>>740111823Parody is based on reality.
seriously id rather play as the cube
>>740112057HOW CAN HE SLAP?
>>740111895What your mother does after coming back from the dead in not my business boy
So when this game inevitably flops hard, is Sony going to shut the studio down or do a mass firing hoping that fixes things? Same with that Wolverine game.
>>740108806Will she learn to be a better woman?
>What if Kratos wife that nobody gives a shit about>Gameplay consists of walking around and talking to themselves>QTE's and endless cinematic with tryhard dialogue>Mascot characters and Marvel quip humorOh my god this is like satireThere's nothing to even joke aboutThis is the literal game
>reboot the old game/movie/tvshow with popular male character>introduce black/womyn “side character”>as story progresses make it more about black/womyn side character than main protagonist >then ditch male protagonist and make it directly about womynWHY THEY ALWAYS USE SAME TACTIC?
GET HIS CHUD ASS QUEEN
>Faye comes back to life at the end of the game>Goes to Kratos's new home>A pregnant Freya opens the doorBut of course this is Santa Monica studios so that would never happen.
I wouldn't even know about this shit if kike mods didn't sticky it
>>740112126>This looks dope.Why?
>>740112057Sometimes I think they make shots like this on purpose to bait out wojak templates
FAYE, FOCUS
>Not one but TWO quippy sidekicks
FOCUS FAYE
isn't she just a jotunn...? how could she possibly have the power to fight and kill gods?
Why are they all cool demons but she's just some middle aged womanI'm not opposed to playing as female characters but why does she look so fucking normal?Can't you just make her cool? It's not hardMillenial out of touch slop
>FAYE FOCUS
>>740111895After that kratos hallucination? I'll bet u they're putting her through the exact same humiliation ritual and expect you to keep clapping for this lady.
When do we see Krato's wife's boyfriend?
>>740112284Its not like the series was supposed to progress to the boy taking over, nope, its slay queen time
>>740112126True. I'm having a blast watching this gameplay. This is lightning in a bottle
this shit can't be real
>>740111581my first thought was south america or celtic but there is definitely asian influence and its not japan for once.
>>740112126you are everything wrong with gaming btw
cool, when is the cube spinoff?
the graphics are good but the gameplay needs to be 50% faster
>>740112490because she's not a god or anything. she's literally just a normal giant
>>740110341Yes it is actually. Alyx wasn't Californian millennial slop with a talking cube of jello.
>1 button cinematic gameplay>again>californian women therapy speak>quirk chungus hecken wholesome buddy>glub shitty mascot point of interest beacon>still no browns thoughAlmost got a perfect slop checklist.
and then i clapped
>>740112612>the graphics are good but the gameplay needs to be 50% fasterwhat gameplay?
>angry ugly woman fighting demon samurai with a fucking gelatinous cubewhat the fuck is this series anymore
why is it called Laufey? Isnt her name Faye?
>>740112284>>What if Gordon wife that nobody gives a shit about>>Gameplay consists of walking around and talking to themselves>>QTE's and endless cinematic with tryhard dialogue>>Mascot characters and Marvel quip humor>10/10 goty
I'll be honest it looks better than Stellar Blade.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH LAUFEY????
>>740108806>PurpleThey cant help themselves
>LAUFEY
>HERE IS YOUR NEW GOD OF WAR GAME FELLOW GAMERS!
>>740112807Monkey D Laufey
>>740112516It's clear, there's going to be multiple scenes where she hallucinates him helping her and there's going to be a critical scene where she learns that he's dead, where she's at, and she decides to move on. It will probably conclude with them embracing each other and he slowly fades away. I am 100% positive about this.
>Literal 11/10 combat and art direction>/v/ pissing and shitting themselves because the heroine isn't a bimbo in latex or plastic goonbait dressed like a french maidfucking kek, this is Returnal all over again
God of War fans: gee I really hope that Kratos goes to Egypt or Eastern Europe next to kill a new pantheonCalifornians: actually you get to play as his ugly old girlboss wife lmao
FRANK BRO I NEED U
>GODDES OF WAR: LAUGFFY
20 minutes of this shit
>FOCUS, F
>>740112604Me, and not the gacha fags?
>>740112743It was Seattle millenialslop which is the same thing, really.
>>740108806We must be better envoys to the afterlife?
THERE ARE NO MEN ONLY MONSTERS >ciri's uses her elder blood powers to instantly teleport and castrate all the men in around her> the song "this is my fight song" starts playing as a crippled trans mtf valid rolls ip to ciri and thanks her as they both embrace >the camera pans up to a shot of the sky as the clouds form the 3 female Gods, Hillary Clinton, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Oprah Winfrey are seen singing along to the song "this is my fight song" and a montage of ciri and the valid ftm trans slaughtering ever single chud male in site and aborting all male fetuses.>the game ends with "im memory for all those sistets lost to the evils of MANkind rest in power"
Why couldn't they have just made this game but with Kratos instead
>>740112874i'm sure veilguard did too, troon
>>740113021kek
>>740108806who is this for?
>20 minutes of "gameplay" >actually just 19 minutes of cutscenes with 1 minute of gameplay
>>740112807Laufey is Loki's mother
combat looks shit
>>740113034western gaming at least
you could have told me this was a marvel game and I would believe you
>>740112932Seems like you're leaving out a lot of what was shown in that "20 minutes of gameplay" Would there be any reason why you're doing this, exactly?
We must be better men. Its her turn now.
>>740113109gamers
>>740108806We must be better women...
I wont buy itI might watch some so y streamer play it tho
>>740112932And how did Returnal perform, anon?
>>740108806>A Girl and her Blob
So were those egyptian or aztec gods? Or hindu? Im confused
>>740110341>>740112832Glad that console niggers are still mindlessly mindbroken over their PC masters as always.
Sony won
>>740113021>CHUD EXTERMINATING ROAR
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
FOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEYFOCUS LAUFEY>FOCUS LAUFEY
>>740112874Well yeah, Koreans aren't known for their gameplay. It's all extreme grinds or goonfuel.
>God of warWhere's the god of war?
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN WE MUST PLAY HER GAME
>>740112874Hi, sis. I'm trans too.
>>740113110>Combat is half cutscene "Press X to Awesome"this pile of garbage is going to make more money than I've seen in my life
>>740112126Compare that opening to this.This is what they took from youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58EAiGNveQ
>>740113262FOCUS F
Reminder that Sony hired out movie theatres for wife of war
I mean this was just so bad. This entire trailer was like if you asked 4chan to write a parody of a sony game trailer. But it will still be sucessful. There's really no other word for it, its slop.
>>740113235A white woman being assaulted by Indian men would be far too accurate for modern day Sony to put in a game, so I'll guess Aztecs.
>>740110389it's 2026 hombre, the goyim don't have the surplus wealth they did 5 years ago.
>>740113295prepping the bull
Imagine at one point a gag character meant to represent an incel from /v/ walks up to her and says she isn’t hot. And then she epically owns him in a QTE cinematic and feeds his remains to the cube
>>740108806Genuinely, who the fuck is this for? Must be that mythical modern audience. Good luck with that. Even the title is unappealing. Snoy just can’t help themselves.
This game is like a nightmareEverything wrong about the AAA industry sumed up in a single game
>>740108806LAUFEY? MORE LIKE FLOPPEY
>>740110747Its the full message:We must be better men...to match the Perfect Women
>>740108806>this what sony considers gameplaygrim
>>740113235They mentioned Sekhmet, so I would guess Egypt.
>>740113235Who the fuck cares you fucking retarded hahhahahahaha, you actually gonna play this garbage?
"Death was supposed to be the end, but for Laufey (Faye), warrior and wife to Kratos, a new adventure is just beginning. Awakening unexpectedly in a strange land after her death, Faye discovers the plans she put in place to protect Kratos and Atreus in her absence are now at risk""To save the ones she loves, Faye must fight through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen - where ruthless gods from across mythology vie for power in a land overflowing with dangerous magic. Harness Faye's speed, control, and relentlessness to overwhelm even the fiercest of foes with decisive, deadly precision">Faye must fight through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen - where ruthless gods from across mythology vie for powerkek
a fucking cube
who on earth wants more of this slop? such a bizarre decision, who cares? are there any fans who wanted the story of kratos' dead wife?
>>740112932Where do you get your HRT?>>740112932
>>740113260THE CUBE
God of War was never good.
>>740109890Because shes a strong independent woman who doesn't need her husband
>>740110535It’ll be all of them so Ares can show up and be redeemed and apologize.
>>740108806Snoyggers will defend this.
WHERE IS THE PS2 DUOLOGY REMAKE YOU FAGGOTSWHO ASKED FOR THIS???? NOBODYYYYY!!!!
>>740113021I played the first one, concluded it was the most overrated game ever made, and never played the sequel Ragnorok. I don’t regret it
Art direction so horrid that you can't tell whether it's Aztec, Egyptian or Hindu
GOD OF WAR: FORSPOKEN
>>740113470Dont plan on playing. Just very confused and want answers.
>>740108806I'm genuinely happy about this. I don't play GoW so I lose nothing and now we get to see memes about Kratos being cucked out of his franchise altogether.
>>740108806Why is there an annoying gelatinous cube in this?
>make a game nobody would give a shit about with an ugly hag MC>all kind if mythology and legends mixed without rhyme nor reason >take name of big IP and slap it onto it despite it having nothing in common >lose gorillons dollars in the process KEK
>>740113471sounds like shovelware from 2009
How about you become a better game huh not easy?
>>740113612oh no no no, is that actually in the trailer they streamed?
Reminder
>>740113601>remakeNobody asked for that either
>>740113235All of them, that's the gods' afterlife where they all meet
>>740111778top kek
my expectations were slow and even them I’m disappointed, I have expectative for the GoW remakes
>>740113295War changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMCqyeBWmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMCqyeBWmU
>>740112932>Literal 11/10 combat and art directionyou're blind and stupid
WE MUST BE BETTER TROONS
>>740113295Probably with Diablo in some other multiverse.
Sony once again showing their aversion at getting their very own mascot>Make the girl about 15 years younger (cuter)>untie the story from GoW there you go, brand new IP to save a bit of face for this dogshit generation for Sony, won't even ask them to remove the retarded quirky millenial writting
>>740113671Quippy sidekick voiced by either an effeminate man or a sassy black woman.
>>740113471>it's a multiversebehead all millennials
>We must... focus better.. /v/>Hold R2 to focus...
>>740112284its like what people were meming about Spiderman slowly getting replaced by Miles, except they actually used Kratos as a springboard for a literal who character
It should've been a prequel.i have no interest in whatever mythology multiverse slop they're trying to cook now.The whole mask plot from Ragnarok was so bad and took attention away from the actual ragnarok.
>>740113471one boss dude was chinee, the other was egyptian.they are wasting multiple pantheons on this.multiple possible GoW games wont happen now.
>>740113742i did
>>740113671Snoyim get bored and confused if there's no one yapping and telling you what to do for more than 20 seconds
>>740113705Used to fap to her.
I despise sony's big budget movie games
total waste I'd like if it was a Xena game not foidfey
>>740113485They cant go to other cultures and destroy their gods cause eventually Kratos is going to have to face Moloch and Baal, cant have that anon so here is his step wife in the after life were she fights hecking evil men
>incels are already madKek sony won
>>740113616Forspoken might actually have more gameplay than this
Foid of War: CuckfreyFoid of Snore: LaufgayFoid of Bore: Basedcube
>>740110820GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSWE MUST BE BETTER
>>740113803>Sony getting their own mascotUh anon, they have one and her name is ALOY Seriously, they tried to push her as the brand mascot
>>740113260>adventures of a middle-aged woman and her cube named FrankImagine telling someone in the PS2 era that this is what God of War would eventually be.
ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>740113612more likes gamed needed
Idk about the gameplay but the setting is interesting, egypt+japan gods is and also the possibility to meet other greek and norse gods that Kratos killed. But it's probably more like a filler entry that will set up the next games
flopspoken 2 let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooo
>>740113260ENTER
The slime and the sword are never gonna shut the fuck up. The second coming of Foreskin is upon us.
>>740113671>Why is there an annoying gelatinous cube in this?that's embodiment of slop
>Game is set during the first GoW(Norse) game in the God Afterlife>Sekhmet and some Chinese demon are antagonists>They are evil and are doing something Ok, looking good>Gelatinous Cube from DnD called Frank that spouts one liners in fightsAaaaaand dropped. Looked decent before that.
Looks so bad
>>740110680What about all the character action combat? The boss fight that had more spectacle than the last two god of war bosses? You'd have to retarded to not see the gameplay.
/v didnt watch True Blood , zoomers confirmed.
>>740113471>ruthless gods from across mythology Completely fucking Marvelized
>>740113614Actually, you can tell it's some mixed asian myth and egyptian
>late 50s strong KarenCheck>quippy dialoguesCheck>magical petCheck>floaty gameplayCheck>press R2 for awesomeCheck>whismical sidekick errr... jelly cube?Check check and check!10/10 GOYTY
>>740113774Jack Jack Jack!
>>740108806i'm not into God of War but i can't believe anyone seriously asked for this. even playing as his little brat would have been better, no?
>>740113956haha fictional child abuseso freaking hilarious my fellow anon
>>740108806>it's fine when any other media does itfuck you and the ragebait and click shills.
>>740113471It would be a great excuse to kill Athena again
>>740113924I think it was a bad showcase but it will still outdo for spoken in that department
OI UE!!
>angry fish scale man leaps into the air and does a giant flaming meteor punch>Foid of War takes like five percent of her health bar in damageOh it's one of those games huh
>>740113260Looks cool.Reminds me of old fantasy book covers, they're clearly giving this a lot of care.
>>740113843Not exactly a multiverse but we have known that since GoW 2018
>>740113659For me i cant wait for the porn of her her with every male she will face in this game...and the cube.
>>740114017the goty they stole from us
>>740113671needed a quippy sidekick so it could be epic like marvel
what the fuck is that FACE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>hold R2 for epic haptic feedback moment
I blame Netflix and Last of Us for the shitty cutscenes/dialogue in gaming now
W H I M S Y
>>740109730Snoyim will buy anything.
>>740114017That was fast.
>>740113880will she meet up with the gods kratos back in greece?
>>740114101Maybe they subcontracted the game out to Gearbox.
>>740114075Most of it was cutscenes, don't be retarded.
>>740113867It should've been a prequel of Kratos traveling different realms before or while meeting his wifethis makes no sense
>>740112932>Literal 11/10 combat and art directionWhere?>fucking kek, this is Returnal all over againSnoys shilling the fuck out of a mediocre console product with a ugly woman and pretentious story? Yeah, sure.
>Ok I've got a great idea for the next god of war>we destroy the entire franchise by making the lead a mid-40s woman in a Marvel movie>perfect, here's all the fundingExplain this to me pls
>>740108806Goy of War
>>740113936KEK
I love Kratosposting
>>740114017Bets on which ancient and powerful entity this Infinity Cube is since surely it cannot just be sapient gelatin
>OI UE!!! Why are you a fuckin' cube!!?
>>740108806it looks like absolute shitps4 graphics woke slop
>>740108806>God of Whore
>>740113471ZEUS REDEMPTION LETS GOOOO
I’m fucking pissed that this bitch gets to jump around and have proper aerial combat while Kratos is stuck on the fucking ground in both of his games despite being able to do so on the Greek games.
>>740114017People would have unironically liked this over the Focus F shit we actually got
>>740114168Its a dadgamer game. Its designed to have one minute of gameplay and twenty minutes of cutscenes so they can go watch their kids while mommy has a little drinky poo.
>>740113936>we get foid of war instead of literally anything else >mfw
>>740114236I can already hear her yelling for the manager.
is this karma for all the shitposting about that one metroid dude?
The presence of that Chinese fella and Sekhmet means we are never getting GoW games set in China or Egypt is seems.
>>740114236did these execs not see what happened with forspoken?
>>740113880>wasting multiple pantheons on this.GOD DAMN ITI really like nu GoW gameplay tooI just hope they are using this as an engine tech stepping stone for the trilogy remake, which uses the nu GoW style not old style.
>>740112440TBF wasn't Kratos a literal who at the start of GoW?
>>740114017This video was prophetichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
>>740114236what does the name even mean?
I love how these tryhard cinematic games spend so much time in cutscenes where characters just stand there looking at eachother and you're supposed to read their body language, but they have monster faces or blank expressions so it means fucking nothing lol
Oh god it actually looks like that "if Mario was a AAA game" meme.https://youtu.be/lKMD4t2Dbl8
>>740108806God of War:>we must be better men>violence is badGod of War (woman):>RAAAAAAH>I WILL KILL YOU
>STOP MAKING GAMES I DON'T LIKE
>>740110564me, unironicallythe dialogue needs a lot of work
>>740114160what if the plot is that the greek gods are trying to fuck Kratos's mission from the 2018 game and Athena is the headchief of this vengence quest?
>>740108806>i-is that a woman??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>740110429It's not even Norse anymore, it's full pantheon crossover slop
>>740113471>the EverywhenHoly FuckThat name is horrible.
>mfw cube
>>740108806B-B_BUT THE CUBE THOUGH!Lol, get fucked Sony!
Can't wait to get lectured how evil men are mid game.
>>740114236but why a slime cube tho??? why not a talking dog or something. that's so lame
That green goddess is gonna turn out to be an ally because women can't be villains in GoW.
This game feels like it started it's life as a unique IP and 8 months later was given the choice to either be stapled to the GoW franchise for guaranteed sales or get scrapped.
>>740108806>Forspoken 2: The story of Freya
>>740114443this shit might be on dev time since Forspoken
>>740113471God of Soi gets the Shadowlands treatment
alanah pearce wrote for the game, that's why it's so lol so random
>>740109730It felt like someone's "Qurky" Bitch mother wrote1 this fucking game Or Anthony Burch which is basically the same thing
I think it looked great. To be honest, doesn't feel like it has anything to do with god of war, but I like high fantasy settings like that. Maybe they got tired of making the game about the same bald dude all the time. And as to R2 cinematic spam, yeah, it's a sony/god of war game...
I JUST BLEW SHIT UP WITH MY FREAKING HAND
>>740114583Same writers probably
And with that every single Sony franchise has a female protagonist, who would have thought? Are they gonna make her a lesbian too?
>>740111007It's God of War but what if there wasn't a single mythological setting to derive a simple story from and instead we just kinda smashed loads of cultures together and made it all look brown and purple like Avengers Endgame.
I miss God of War man.
>>740114559I really hope Sony does a 'Which character are you excited for in the new GoW?' survey, includes the cube as a joke response, then the cube gets the most votes and they take down the survey before the cube wins.
I fell legitimate asleep at the start of thisWhy
>>740114449No, Kratos was always a bastard son of Zeus like Hercules
>>740114341it has to be money laundering
>>740114495This but unironically.
Can’t wait for the sequelFoid of Whore: Soicube’s Revenge
>>740114082But thats what you guys wanted since the start? Werent you baseding out about the original God of War 3 pitch?
>>740114617defend it, queen.
>>740114236HAHAHA. fucking retarded nameI LAUFED
>>740113880>chineeHindu. 90% certain it was a rakshasa or asura. Remember, India:China::Egypt:Greece.
>>740113471>Faye must fight through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen - where ruthless gods from across mythology vie for powerThis 100% sounds like it would be the setting for their canceled GOW live service game
>>740108806>the jelly cube is even on the fucking box artwhat the fuck were they thinking
>>740114617them don’t fucking tie it up to god of war, i fucking hate sony retardation
>>740114690And you will have to "play" those 20 minutes all over again when you get the game.
>>740114017Legitimately 1000x more marketable as a product.
GoWspoken 2The start of the Forspoken timeline...
>Kratos: NOOOO, THIS IS MY GAME! MY GAME!!>Sony: Not anymore it is, goodbye Kratos...>Kratos: NOOOOOOO, I AM THE GOD OF SNOYYYYYYYYY *fart sound*
>>740114689They wouldn't even put the cube in as a joke response he's clearly a main character. Somehow
>>740114536That entire concept sounds awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMCqyeBWmU>he's wearing a cube behind the sceneskek
>>740114776grimgrimgrimgrimgrim
>so in this game, you play as Kratos' lame wifewhythe fuckit sounds like a shitpost made up for some obviously bullshit 'leak'
GoW sucks, and I'm happy that its retard fans got cucked again.
>>740112743Uh, anon...
>>740114575its probably meant to seem otherworldly, but it just looks like they didnt finish their not-atreus asset.
>>740114812Kratos would gladly step aside since it's her turn.
you're... a talking cubethis is happening...
I think she looks cute like a librarian or a mom from a small town
>>740114812I refuse to believe an adult wrote this post
>>740114776Lmao
>>740114236Live, Love, Laufey,
So all the other cool mythologies we've been waiting to see...are in THIS one.Ain't that a kick in the nards.
>>740108806>God Of Whore
>>740113471Ok, who's going to be the hecki g orange man bad/whyte supremacist god that the girl boss castrates?
>>740114575>but why a slime cube tho???it represents the goyslop that this game isyeah, even that needed representation
>>740114495>stop making games i don't like in franchise i likefixed that for you faggot
They literally, physically could not pick a less interesting protagonist for a game.
>>740114839Jack Quaid? At least he's getting a paycheck for this bullshit.
>>740113471>wife to Kratos Yeah, because Kratos' wife would imply he owns her, right?
>>740114839>meet the castI don't give a shit, it's a video game not a mov-Oh wait
>>740113471>what if hell but whimsywritten by a vagina 100%
>gelatinous cube"That's not even mythology, thats just a DnD monster, Pim"
Thank you for the laughs Sony
>>740114376kek
>>740114776>simps will ruin their own franchise for a crumb of pussy
>>740113471>the Everywhenthat's how every it gets
At least God of War has an edge to it, that was the most "We have Heavenly Sword at home" Hollywood wannabe generic disposable AAA crap I've seen.
>>740113671To have it solve puzzles for you.
>>740111778What Does Dexter Manning even do anymore aside from voicing top ten lists?
>>740114794>what is a bullshotAre you a retarded zoomer by any chance?You know they did pretty much the exact same thing for GoW 2018, which was all changed in the game of course because it is a fucking bullshot you retard.
>>740114236slime cube is at least different and better than the w0jak squirrelit's just hilarious how western triple a developers are not allowed to portray a woman as anything other than a complete girlboss who is grrrr mad all the time and quipping and who can never ever ever ever be a damsel in distress or show weakness ever
Look guys, it was either ending on Wife of War, or ending on a bald mutt in Intergalatic.
>>740114839ooohh so that's why the slime sounded familiarfuckin hugie
Genuinely who is this game even for? How is Sony still making this shit release thinking it's going to attract anyone to buy?
Cube looks like something from a PS3 tech demo.
>>740114993just stop caring about god of midfixed that for you faggot
If there is an exclusive afterlife for Gods where they are alive again, isn't the entire premise of the franchise (angry guy killing Gods out of revenge) invalidated?
>>740114505Almost a guarentee. If they make the boss battles sick as fuck it Id buy the white woman game
>>740114962>So all the other cool mythologies we've been waiting to see...are in THIS one.at least they have given you a reason to pull outshould have listen to "never put your dick in crazy" wisdom
>>740108806why don't they make real games instead of this cutscene shit
>>740113941that was my hole point Aloy was the same, first game unironically sold like 30M copies, most normal people that doesn't go schizo over the slightless shit remember it as a 9/10, sony thought she was to be their mascot but forgot they made her fat, retarded and unlikeable, everyone either hates her or just ignores her entirely. This is the same, even if the game turns out to be widely acclaimed and a blockbuster, the protagonist is literally Karen, she won't appear on geelboru.
>>740114910Why not? Sony made a fucking meat cube shout one-liners and constantly announce when you're in trouble or about to be attacked so really you should expect this.
>>740114575Black cube of Saturn, chosenite representation.
>>740108806So is the new trend for modern AAA devs is take existing franchises, and gradually twisting them into their own gnarled image? Until they finally make the "game" they originally wanted, which would've never been greenlit otherwise?
>>740114776>his smile and optimism: gone
>>740113223Great enough that Playstation bought Housemarque.
>>740115056The trailer was a wild ride. Better women, the cube, [line needed], focus F. Fucking fever dream.
>>740115107>Genuinely who is this game even for?Larry Fink
>>740114776look at this mexican cuck with his star wars shirt pffff thats america for you
>>740114575Le quirky D&D reference for the hardcore nerd crowd
>>740115172You mean you don't want to watch a movie-er I mean...
>>740114370God of basedence
>>740115086>bullshotBut it looks horrible
>>740114827What? It be like that one arc of Supernatural but with a budget
>>740112932If this is your 10/10 combat, I have a fist that needs to meet your face.
interesting tactic to try to divert the hate for faye by having some meme gel cube skating around.
>>740115093The funny thing is I bet Faye still pisses the GIRLBOSSGRRR types off because she's obsessed with seeing Kratos again, which is a big no no for an independent woman.
https://youtu.be/HLMX2w3cwuE>both lead writers only started playing the game AFTER 2018>one of them is a fucking w*manApologize to Cory
If both Witcher and GoW bomb it's going to be so funny.
>tfw the kratos from the timeline where he died in god of war 2 shows up and we have to fight him>tfw the whole greek pantheon is there to fuck shit up
>>740114839Debra anne wolf is great, even if she is a kind of A tier actor but its the gameplay that matters. Combat looks fun though so that is all I care about.
>>740114776remember bros, only on playstation
>>740112294This would be less of an issue is said woman character was actually interesting or attractive. As it seems, most of them are basicly just wet towels.
>>740114017Honestly, I would prefer just the Cube. In a game not named God of War.At least it would be weirdly interesting.
>>740113471Kratos having a god battle royale would be an actual 10/10 premise and they fucking wasted it. I'm not buying a PS6.
>>740114773the armor was chinese looking so it mightve been zhurong.
I feel like I am taking crazy pills with people saying that gameplay was good. It was fucking spamming square with maybe a circle thrown in for magic. Then you launch the enemy and it probably autoleaps you up and then you spam square some more.
>erm, actually, you play as her, in a sequel, she's not dead xdddYOU JUST NEGATED THE ENTIRE PREMISEFUCK YOUUCKYOUCK YOUK YOUYOUOU U
Laufey sounds so retarded, even with the intentional spelling.
>>740110820All the Kratos cuck memes have aged like fine wine after this reveal
>>740113471This sounds like ass and a fucking cheap copy of the first GoW game's plot
Consoleniggers get what they deserve.
>>740108806KITCHENMAID OF WAR!!! WE WON SNOYS
You niggers said Sony would improve after Jim Ryan got fired but now they’re 1000 times worse so I genuinely just think Japanese people don’t give a shit and just let kikes do whatever they want with their gaming output.
>An afterlife composite of multiple mythologiesThis sounds really fucking stupid honestlyThese games worked because they already had a wealth of mythological sources to build their stories from. It was always a hundred million dollar exercise in mythological fanfiction, but now, it's crossover fanfiction. With a fucking sentient dork gelatinous cube that could have easily been a scrapped Guardians of the Galaxy character lmao. What the fuck were they smoking on this one.
>>740115296>interesting tactic to try to divert the hate for faye by having some meme gel cube skating around.yeah. but the cube of saturn will attract nazi schizos though
you only had to make her younger, cute and give her a fat ass and most people would unironically love this.
>the cube actually fights by sliding around and bumping into enemies>it moves like a jello cube, complete with jiggling physicsIs this a fucking joke? It is kinda funny that they thought this would be a good idea
>>740115491because his wife died?
>>740115478she's technically dead but in an afterlife of various gods so it doesn't matter anyway, the weirdest fucking choice to make
>>740114776Welp. I don't think this semen slurping hobby is for me anymore.
>>740110389>It has the same name so it will sell!!!Lol how did that work out for Star-wars, or that John Wick movie that starred some woman instead of Keanu?
>>740115121Not if they can't do jack all to Earth while in this afterlife.
>Another walking sim cutscene The Game
>>740108806Was there any gameplay in that gameplay trailer?
>>740115270Yes you are a retarded zoomer, clearly.
>Ares>Zeus>DeimosAll three of these could've been the MCs of this game btw
>>740114839>faye is just as strong as kratosThey literally said that
>>740115220A brilliant investment, since they just released cult classic and commercial juggernaut Saros(TM)
Jack Sneed is Soicube in Foid of Bore: Kekfey
>>740115530are you retardedwhen do you think this game was greenlit, really try to use some braincells
Why does /v/ hate women so much???
>>740115473most people just like consuming, don’t worry, time will give it deserved weight
I unironically miss Kratos already
>sonybros, we sure showed those pc nerds the power of PlayStation, huh? >we won, we got god of war....but its a woman...
>>740115565>you only had to make her younger, cute and give her a fat assit's a fucking cube, you coomer
>>740113326The first 20 mins of gow3 was kino
>>740115607Was it a Jewish humiliation ritual?
>>740108806the combat looks decent but is even going on? There's a gelatinous cube and gods from other mythologies? The title is terrible and God of War without Kratos is a hard sell.
>>740115694incels
Comment section and like to dislike ratio showing once again that chuds are a minority in reality
SHE TOOK THE AIR COMBOS IN THE DIVORCE
>ARGH STUPID MONGORIANS KIDNAPPING MY CITY WIFE
>>740115121To prove she is even better than Kratos she will kill the Greek gods in the afterlife in half the amount of time he did.
>>740115728So?
>>740115578It's like they played Sonic Unleashed and thought >that's what our game is missing..>we need our own Chip!
>>740115607The cube is fucking nepo baby Jack Quaid?
>>740115578Its the marvel syndrome plaguing modern writing. They can't make something serious so they add in comic relief that ruins the immersion. But they are desperate to make something seemingly deep too. So you get half assed of both worlds.
AAAAAAA
>>740113743In theory yes, In reality, If you think they are gonna be ballsy to have any currently practiced religion be depicted in this thing outside of maybe Buddhism and Shintoism, You are majorly delusional.
>>740115694no one hates women faggotthe game looks like ps3 graphics and it looks like shit
>>740115694Because they're loud and annoying.
>>740115530Absolute retard, how many of these things do you think was already in the pipeline?
>>740114962>people have been hyped for egyptian gods ever since the original GoW4 teaser>this is where they'll waste it insteadJust like ubisoft wasting Japan despite being asked for it for a decade. They do it deliberately just to spite us.
MehI hope this is a shorter game.They could have done either>Kratos game in another mythology>Actually have done a proper norse trilogy where the actual ragnarok isn't rushed>A faye prequel at the "golden age" of norse mythology.But more than anything this game is an admission that Santa Monica failed to make Atreus a good protagonist for a future game.
The absolute state of gamers
>>740115056I am more curious about the social media response if it really is just humiliation of this woman because it certainly seems that way when she's not in an action scene. Is there even a word for "emasculation but for females"?
>>740108806looks fucking awful, reminds me of quantumania
>>740108806>QTE Third Person over the shoulder slopI'm tired... Western developers are shit
>>740115236Don't worry my fellow kekistanies. 10 more years of woke games and we'll win.
>>740110680>snoymovie>gameplay
>>740115908stay there
Hey remember when Kratos could jump and wasn't an emasculated pussy, I sure do
>>740115638They aren't women though? Hello, it's 2026?
>>740115473Normalfags love the idea of feeling like they're playing a game while only pressing like one button. Look at gacha "games".
>>740115369>powerlevel autists start arguing about how Faye is stronger than the entire cast of the original trilogy including old Kratos
she does think like a womangameplay looks shit though
>>740115956Frank Castle?
>>740115530What kikes though?
i thought there were leaks merlin was the talking sword
Honestly, who is the target audience for this?
>>740114236its so weird watching a relatively famous actress being a main character in a videogame.Unless the game is about the movie, its very jarring.
>>740115820>So?I... uh...i apologize, chief. i didn't know your game
>>740115638They could have just made it atreus and we follow him after ragnaroks ending and then added he found his mother, not this retarded shit
>>740115343Thanks for GoW2 Cory but I'm not thanking you for GoW4, nor am I apologising.
>>740115858Don't you notice howI get quiet when there's no one elseAroundYou and me and awkward silence
>>740116073better men
>>740115908snoys are cattle
>>740116073Me
>>740113945I'm not saying that you can't have an action game staring an older woman, I do think they at least gotta be attractive. I wanna play as a hot Teen/ 20 something or a hot Milf or both. I don't wanna play as the average bitch I see on the street.
>>740115761because this one isn't really shit, it's mostly wasted potential and some retarded choices, i'm completely uninterested but there's really nothing new to go schizo about, it will most likely be successful because of normies
>>740112932Its 11/10 Art quality, the art direction >le heckin magic cube!!Is shit.
>>740116010FUCK TWENTY TWENTY SIX
>>740110292lmao
>>740115343>responsible for the good parts of 1>responsible for 2>responsible for 4, the only good nuGOW
>>740115956>watch people saying the cube was called frank> its fucking realI can't WAIT to see how hard this shit is going to bomb.
>that fucking focus M meme from last year but real
I was excited they showed those Hindus gods looking evil as fuck then my excitement quickly went down when there's a fucking Marvel funny quip character that will follow her throughout the game. I want my violence and guts GOW back...
>>740115604>John Wick movie that starred some womanThe what now
>>740115462I could see it. Good eye.
>>740114370Primordial chaos or some shit>>740114087something something, back then all gods from all religions lived together in peace.
>>740115908What the hell else are you going to do with your PS5?
>>740115761Yes online likes from bots have always translated to sales.
With how bad the writing was in Ragnarök was this game might be great fodder for streamers.
The story for this game seems so boring and uninteresting.>faye in afterlife and the gods will try to fuck up the fetch quest she set up for kratosyeah and she'll succeed and that's it. the only trump card they have is having the greek pantheon show up. nobody gives a fuck on the worldbuilding and how there are multiple pantheons.besides that it looks very bad.
>>740115638>dooood we could've had a reformed antagonistThat's genuinely 500x worse than what we are currently getting.
>>740113110I knew as soon as the Santa Monica logo popped up that dude had lied through his fucking teeth
>>740113370They'll buy it on an installment plan. Never underestimate the sheer stupidity of goycattle
>>740108806>What if Heavenly Sword but worse
>>740114784Why would they exclude the only good thing from the cover art?
Man this cinematic bullshit puts me to sleep, where are the real games sony
>>740108806>Sony are faggots. More news at 11They already cucked the lead with him coming to terms with his toxic masculinity and is now a crying bitch, now his wife who cheated on him get's the spotlight. Free from the shackles of a male driven franchise. If you buy this you are either a homosexual or someone who shouldn't be around children (One in the same).
>>740116056So the sword is supposed to be Excalibur?
I'm kinda happy they did this, the shitposting will be glorious and I never cared much for GoW it was always a very mediocre action game
>>740116196You dumbfucks give normies too much credit. I bet you didn't even know or completely forgot that they just released a GoW game a few months ago. Nobody gave a shit about that game.
>could have finished the trilogy>could have made a game where atreus explores other mythologies>could have done literally anything except fuck up odin's entire motivation to show the gods' afterlife is some giga glorpshiti hate it man
So what happens if she dies in the afterlife?
>>740115956>He voices a cube named Frank.>the cube is called Frank>this is not a shitpostis Frank gonna knowledge bomb us about the woman virus or what? what even...
>>740113240You can always tell how low IQ steamies are when they're always so quick to anger, kek.
>>740115035>castimagine, mocap actors now get more prestige for games than the devs >>740115440>note named God of Warof course it would be named Cube of War
>>740116404They don't need to be reformedPlaying as an evil god killing every other god is kinoremember GoW3 bro
Sony booked out theatres to capture a live reaction for Wife of a War. They wanted to champion a girlboss change
>>740116639Nigga youre a fucking idiot if you think Im playing the void of charisma that is Atreus.
Odin wasted the entire Norse saga trying to go to the marvel multiverse slop of gods?
>>740116552but sony games have always been cinematic and most players love it
>>740115680>Cult ClassicBut it is. You and everyone in this thread knows about it. That's pretty insane for a studio making AA games, even Returnal was a AA game in scope.
>>740108806Sorry PCels, these are the great games you'll be missing out on. Jealous?
>>740112932don't you get tired of being dishonest all the time
>>740116630Ragnarok sold like 20M retard, normies flock to these games
>>740116747Did they? >>740116949Saros isn't a cult classic. It underperformed Returnal and is already forgotten.
>>740116882It's been years and I still can't believe they made Odin a neurotic Jew
They are already shilling the game on reddit.
>>740116664She dies for LE REAL this time
>>740116664she respawns
>>740115294Post 10/10 combat then. Inb4 soulsslop
>>740116670uhm it's Phranque actually
>>740116949Where? Only media I ever seen about it was making fun of the game for being a cuck simulator. Then it got forgotten completely because snoys didn't have the energy to shill it as agressively as Pooturnal.
>>740116813What if half of the game is about plapping Thrud?
No but seriously why is there a talking slime cube in the afterlife of the Gods
>>740108806They couldn't do a Loki game because he's too busy getting impregnated by stallions.
>>740108806fuck off incel, it's not funny anymore
>>740116664You go to the afterwhy.
>>740116358I turned mine into an air filter
>>740108806you play as crazy karen from HR because of course you do
>>740117203>uhm it's Phranque actuallykek
>>740114776>the absolute state of Snoy
>>740114776Brother it just keeps getting worse
>>740114236is the typography intentional or are there no graphic designers with half a braincell left in working at sony?why is LAUFEY the only thing visible in thumbnail format or when squinting, are they really so audacious, soulless and cruel as to use this as a way of saying "fuck you this isn't GoW anymore" ?
made for Big Blue Cube
>>740114505It would unironically be a great excuse to make their models for the original trilogy remakes… and would be a good opportunity to see how they fuck up their designs
>>740115578And the boss COMPLETELY IGNORES THE FUCKING CUBE
>>740116664you go to Heaven 2
>>740108806WE
>>740114776IMAGINE BEING A SNOY KEK GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>740114626>>740114236>>740114017LOOK AT ME MORTYI JUST TURNED MYSELF INTO A CUBE MORTYIM CUBE OF WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>740115638I guess Zeus will show up
>>740114181if you told me this was a Dragonlance cover I would believe you
