https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMX2w3cwuE&pp=0gcJCSgLAYcqIYzv
>that cubewtf nigga
Adding a fucking random ass talking cube for comedic relief. Actual disney marvel slop writing, actual garbage
>>740113409more likeGod of War: I'm laughingHAHAHA
The boss fight looked so untight, she dodges full arena length, he has 0 tracking and distance closing.it looks like a character action game for babies to empower them to think they're real good at games.
>>740113409Oh look, another game I won't play.
people that buy this need to die, unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTLC_uiGFA
A FUCKING CUBE
>>740113409>God of War Luffy
>>740113409o i am laufey
>>740113409>God of War LuffyLAUFEYING OUT LOUD
>>740113925They will anon, don't you fret.
>>740113409As soon as i saw Santa Monica logo i knew it will be a mediocre game, those guys just can't make good games. They have no creative game design, if you notice God of War 2018 was really a blatant amalgamation of Skyrim, RE4, TLOU and Souls.
Of course it's a fucking woman killing men.
How do you go from this...
Look at him just stand there
OH I AM LAUGHING
>>740113409it looked cool and i think a Faye game was needed given how much the last two hyped her up. The cube and sash will be annoying.
what a terrible title to say out loud
This looks so fucking awful. Sony and left cucks at their studios have tanked their entire brand.
>>740113783>Adding a fucking random ass talking cube for comedic relief. Actual disney marvel slop writing, actual garbage
What if Forspoken was white?
MY WIFES SONS MOTHER
>>740113620You don't like the idea of a girl adventuring with her pet gelatinous cube?
>>740113409>all those people in the comments cheering for this slop
>>740113409Restera core
we must be better cylinders
>forspoken dialouge>named after popular female singer (beautiful voice tbf)>wifegamemy brain still won't let me imagine or "see" a gym stacy Ask me about this game. Like, Ubisoft isn't getting Women to play this, they MIGHT get some cheap gamergirls who prefer animal crossing and Pokemon to try an action game (press R2 and watch a 45 sec win cutscene is actually about what most girls can handle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMCqyeBWmU
Ohmmm......
>>740113409That art looks bizarre, the cube looks like it doesn't belong there.What the fuck where they thinking.
>>740113783I thought it was AI.It's actually real.They took the Quirk Chungus meme to its absolute height.
>>740113409california OBLITERATED sonyit's insane actually
>>740113409>ugly geriatric girl boss protagonist>multiple quippy marvel sidekicks >75% of it is just a movie They did it. They actually did it. The most cancerous game in the history of video games
>>740113863they make these games for people who are playing games for the first time. It's not for the person who has been playing action games their whole life.
>>740114117Uhm, so I think this place MIGHT be kinda dangerous
>>740114112>>740114117unintentional comedy
That's the actual cover?
>>740113409The absolute state of snoy
>>740113409I thought God of War was supposed to be for teenage boys? Why is this game about an old hag? Who was this made for?
>we must be better woman
>>740113409Cube of war was not on my bingo.
The slime cube is gonna be some dude who got isekai'd isn't he?
>>740113783>17 hour video essay on how the cube broke me and made me fall in love with story telling again.
The combat looks like a MASSIVE fucking upgrade from 2018 and GOW:R. Absolutely looking forward to this because of that.
But like for real though, what is a Gygax original monster from the 1970s doing in this setting? What the fuck is the point of that?
>>740114231>normies>people
This trailer is about an entire decade out of date.
>>740113409that woman isn't black or disabled, I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to PlayStation.
i actually really like the cube unironicallyit's unreal how hard they try to make females ugly as shit though
So what god is the cube supposed to be?
>>740114212
>Talking Jell-oBut why?
>>740113409Are there no kitchens in the Afterlife?
They just straight up decided to kill their own franchise huh
SHE TOOK THE AIR COMBOS IN THE DIVORCE HAHAHAHAHA
Why the fuck is Kratos even in the game at this point?
>>740114418It’s a game for Californians and mixed race American zoomers with an average IQ of 90Basically it’s a goy game
>>740113409I CAN NOT believe this isn't AI. Holy shit.>a fucking jello cube
I'm looking forward to having a blast. Hopefully they continue the GOW trend of having a bunch of puzzles. Thats really all I care about, the combat of these games are almost always fundamentally flawed. Theres a route they could have taken it (Melee RE4) to make it genuinely distinct, meaningful and interesting. But it seems they went the floaty Devil May Cry lite route, where you can float in the air for a billion years, and spam a bunch of bullshit, but at the same time doesn't seem to have the punching bag enemy design where retards can jerk themselves off on how many meaningless variations of "hit enemy until they die" they can pull off.I still have to play Ragnarok, but it wont run on my dekc. Don't think Ill ever finish 2018 cuz the puzzles were boring.
>Trailer starts>Character never ever stops talking about her inner thoughts>Marketable Plushie #1 is shown>Cinematic QTEs>Character never stops talking>Particle effect vomit 10 minute cutscene begins>Marketable Plushie #2 unicorn thing is shown>Bad guys start to monologue like literal embarrassing cartoon characters for no reason>Character continues to never shut the fuck up>le cutesy what-if-random-thing-had-a-boring-name Frank sidekick>Talking weapon (we need a second sidekick) who sounds like a life is strange character>Unbearable scripted wannabe DBZ animu boss battle>"Just give up!" "I don't give up!" actual dialogueHoly fuck, I never played Ragnarok but I thought 4 was alright. Was Ragnarok this fucking bad? I couldn't believe my eyes watching this, the millions of dollars in budget was obvious and it was all being wasted on the most amateurish slop I've seen.
>>740114418Me. it's for me.
>>740114576they are replacing all of their franchises lead with roasties if you didn't notice
>>740113409hahahahahaa
>>740114361they who?sony?It wasn't always like this, I bet the previous 2 GOW had trailer with tighter combat and higher stakes.It's an action game, if you're worth a damn as a developer show proper difficulty on the stage, let users choose easy later.
>>740113620What's his endgame? 
We got told AI is nothing but slop, while $300m team of devs design a literal cube as a sidekick character.
>>740114529Don't worry, half the characters will be, just like they shitted up Norse mythology in the previous series.
>>740114723that tracks
>Hello, Jack Quaid? Hey, what's up Jack! How's the press tour going? Anyway, listen, I got this role lined up for you... You said you like videogames right?
>>740114439The cube took me out of a major depression. It saved my life guys.
>>740114117OI UE!!
be optimistic. this might kill off Sony and we might get the death blow when Nintendo release their Zelda game on Switch 2 right beside it.
>>740113409>let’s make a game about the worse character in the nu-games>let’s give her a shitty marvel cube cuz like thor and loki are in the mcuThe jokes just write themselves
>>740114715What happens once they all flop?
>>740114663What boomers did to the economy, soilennials did to entertainment. It's actually insane
IME even normies have gotten bored of Whedonisms by now.
>>740113409>[Line Needed]>Focus
>>740114903how dare you
>>740114529She is, however, somehow going to be easily more powerful than Kratos ever was.
>>740114918it's a gen x game actually
>>740114723>If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>740113409Who is this game even for? Do women even play God of War?
>Disney cubeit’s cringe
Just checked redditThey love it
>>740114903Ngl.. Its an improvement
>>740113409Is someone at these american studios paid to brainstorm how they speed run bankruptcy?
>>740114081>God of War 2018 was really a blatant amalgamation of Skyrim, RE4, TLOU and Souls.Holy shit some of you are actually retarded
>>740114861i will buy both... as long as Nintendo isn't retarded enough to make the next Zelda $80, which they probably will.I don't know why you fags continue to a force console war shit when there are gamers like myself who play on PS5 and Switch 2 and don't do any PC gaming.
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>740113409The cube itself is cool and the visuals are impressive but sadly the writing seems pretty bad. And since this is a movie game it's not a good sign. Kinda getting Forspoken white woman edition vibes.
>>740114723
>>740114615to be humiliated some more
>>740114723Who dat
>>740114723>SAAROS >FOID OF WARWow two complete flops in one picture.
>>740114723Personally, I have nothing against this woman, but why would they hire a woman to write an AAA game when she has zero experience as a fiction writer and hasn't wrote a piece of entertainment fiction ever in her life? Why? Why? What is the process these companies go through? This woman is a famous games journalist and personality so maybe she should write our AAA game? Why? Why? WHY?
>>740115094Yeah I'd subscribe to that OF
>>740115130NuGow is shit
>>740113620CUBE!
>>740114723her pussy game just can't be that good man
Why the fuck is Kratos's wife allowed to have air combat but not him
>>740115143Nooooooo LMAOOOOOO this entire thing just keeps getting better
>>740114231now you understand why they hail E33 like the second coming of Christ
>>740113409This is Jack Quaid's career now that The Boys is done.
Shut the fuck up you chud retards
>>740114723That dude looks hella depressed.
>>740113409O', I am Laughin'
they're fucking with us right?
>>740115137we need companies pushing shit games to die so the strong survive. like evolution.
>>740115143This woman has managed to fail upwards for more than a decade now
>>740114117>>740113409the whole thing looks shit except for the cube, a gelatinous cube/ooze companion is novel and something I want in an RPG.
>>740115428
>>740114723HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
>>740115279He had air combos in the original trilogy you dolt
>>740114723LMAO
>>740114723I remember when she first showed up on Funhaus
>>740114231I'm one of them.Stay mad lmaoooo
do people even want this kind of game any more? ragnarok was a fart in the windnow sony has TWO of these kind of shits coming out, this and wolverine, and i'm wondering if they'll even do well
>>740113736This is begging to be a meme template.
>>740115378Lost his job to an thot youtuber.
>>740114723>the whole game is bants
Never played a GoW game.They almost got me with a kinda pretty girl, but shes just a little too walled so probably pass
>>740115029
>>740113409Not interested. Not because it is a woman, but because I didn't like Ragnarok at all
>>740115564THREE with Intergalactic
>>740115324He's in plenty of movies you boob, and AAA games pay well too.
>>740114117Look out! He's geometric!
>>740114212does it become a dildo later on?
>>740115532She was always really horrible there. I don't know how she has any success. I hate to say sex favors, but I literally can't think of any other reason.
>>740114723>SAR Wars
>>740115428That's a very caucasian posterior.
>>740114190>>740114335>>740114404>>740114861There's not so many people that played greek god of war games, everyone loves new god of war and new kratos, you have to stop living in fantasy world
>Faye yapping to herself non-stop>80% of all gameplay consists of slow-time-events where you just press R2 and that's it>"Focus F..." bullshit several times>Marvel-tier quippy dialog from a fucking le quirky slime cube>Kratos is there for some reason, also his proportions are noticeably smaller and weakerAnd was that Alanah Pearce voicing the sword or ribbon or whatever? Hooo boy...I had a hard-on when I saw we get to play as a literal barefoot goddess, then got actually angry as it went on. GOW 2018 was pretty good. Ragnarok was cuck-core. This is deader than fucking dead on arrival.Stop letting women develop games.
>>740115428No way
>>740115428I like this dude, he seems like a chill guy. I hate that they keep having him play these cuck coded characters. For fuck sake he is literally playing the cuck cube now.
Finally, a new walk and talk game.
that dialoguejesus christ
>>740115510Yeah that's my issue. Why does nuGoW get air combos in the game fucking Kratos isn't in.
>>740115691Intergalactic has potential, it seems original enough
>>740115323Holy rent free
Afterlife of the gods means the greek pantheon have to make an appearance. Santa Monica can't mess this up
>>740115773Nepos get the cuck roles
>>740115651Old ones are pure kino, idk if they are playable on emulators but if they are you should play them
>>740115743If she did, who would it have been through?100 bucks it was Lawrence
>>740115428>people still pretend western games (media at large) have value I'm so glad 4chan knows better than to settle for this trash
>>740115771>Kratos is there for some reasonWasn’t he just a hallucination?
>>740113409god of war.. walky?
>>740114231Maybe we're just dead inside and they're right.
>>740115832because str vs dex nigga
>>740114723White women writes a game about wgite women who kills mongolian and egyptian gods, powerful, brave even
Game looks mechanically leagues more fun to play than ragnasnoozeSetting is sick, dialogue is terminally crimge inducingDevs should straight up stop hiring american writers untill they get their marvelslop out of their system.
>>740115428>king reddit plays reddit characterWell they definitely know how to cast em.
>>740115840Cuckmann will find a way to ruin it
>>740114205the cube is shit and you're shit
>>740115564Sony doesn't make their money from their first party games, no idea why retards want to act as if it'll hurt them if they fail
>>740115773I want to see him play a character who isn't a spazz like Hughie and Boimler from Star Trek. That kind of role is going to disappear when he's 40.
can anyone explain to me why companies spend millions of dollars to make stuff people dont want, while asia makes stuff people do want? pic related.why would you INTENTIONALLY make something your male audience doesn't like?
At what point does sony force playstation to move back to japan?
HOW DOES A GAME FEEL SO DATED AND ITS NOT EVEN OUT YET BOTH THIS AND WOLVERINE STINK OF TRENDS FROM 6 YEARS AGO
>>740116032You need to get over TLOU2 bro, it's been 6 years already.
Can someone explain to me why they're making a whole game where you play as someone that was more plot device than character from what i can gatherlike why?
There was like 10 seconds where she looked like a bootleg redheaded Saber.
>>740113409
>>740115465How? Why would you give her a lead writing job?
The God of War IP is just one giant humilation ritual at this point
>>740113736waiting for the draw "characters" version
>>740114903I think greta is an ugly goblin but she makes me hard as fuck, i don't know what is this feeling, I can only feel anger and lust but 0 love when i see her..
>>740115840>it seems original enoughDon’t you have mutilated dick to sick schlomo?
>>740116101Wolverine = spider man but with gore
Theology fags, who is "frank" the cubeMy theory is that is some celtic god but i can't really discover a good link but i am convinced it is a god of some sorts.
>>740116067They did during ps3 and 4. The exclusives were the only reason anyone bought a ps3
>>740114117SLUT
>>740113409Abject garbage.I have no words to describe how much I hate normies and snoys.
>>740113409>>740113620>>740113783Comment section and like to dislike ratio showing once again that chuds are a minority in reality
>>740115771It's a showcase you mouthbreather, a trailer that just showcases the engine. The actual gameplay will be different.
>>740115996>Faye gets the power fantasy game where she beats up all the gods>Kratos gets bitched by the norse ones constantlyGrim
>>740116120women
>>740114723>"i'm going to create a cube character called Frank"how the fuck do these motherfuckers get these jobs
I mean… at least she kinda cute anti-woke bros
>game didn't have a release date>this slop could be coming out in 2018
>>740116134>girlbossAre we in 2013? Fucking hell unc
>>740116134I feel like the character itself is fine. It at least wasn't presented in a overly obnoxious way in the trailer, it's just the awful quippy writing that every single character shares.
>>740115143i remember when this bitch worked at funhaus and was awfully unfunny. who the fuck thought hiring her as an actor was a good idea?
>>740113409>entirety of god of war 2018 revolves around him dealing with the death of his wife>actually she's just having a good old time beating up other gods because of some bullshit going on in the afterlife.if she fights her way out of the afterlife like Kratos did in the OG games it's gonna be really funny.
Lol this what happens when you move your headquarters to california
>>740113736/V/ GIVE ME A MEME TEMPLATE AND MY SNEED IS YOURS
>>740113409Any game with a female lead where the lead is neither sexy nor cute belongs in the garbage regardless of other factors.
>>740116271Most of Resetera and Reddit loves it though. We’re not really the core gaming audience.
>>740116271Wait is this Resetera?
>>740116254Chuds won, you lost
FYI Spider-Man 2, Wolverine and GoW Ragnarok are all Sweet Baby Inc games so its highly likely this is as well going by that awful dialogue
>>740116219>>740116283Isn't his name some quirkslop like "Phranque"?
I'm having Jack Quaid fatigue
>>740116283Nepotism and diversity quotas
>>740115542>>740114442>>740116254>>740116306zoomertroons>>740115428lmao what the fuck
>>740115854Zeus is going to appear, its going to be a "coming out of the shadows 5 second sound pause so the audience can point at something they know and react" moment. He's going to act hostile but then its going to be a bait and switch and Faye will talk about how Kratos has changed and Zeus will go on some monologue about how he's rethinked his actions and how the gods were cruel blah blah blah whatever. Its all so predictable. Cube is going to be a dimensional mcguffin thing related to the gate that allows escape from the afterlife. The boss was scared of the sword because its the only thing that can bring "true death" to gods in this realm. Legitimately screencap this post , i can already see half the game
>>740116254>chuds are a minority in realityMeanwhile Trump literally got elected because chuds were tired of woke.
>>740116219>The Bible (New Jerusalem): The Book of Revelation describes heaven (the New Jerusalem) as descending to Earth as a perfect geometric cube, symbolizing absolute perfection, holiness, and the dwelling place of God.
>His name is FRANK
>>740113409I would rather have had an Atreus game, at least that niggah was cute.
>>740113409the writing for nu god of war is unironically worse than forspoken
The scene where the quirk chungus cube had a realistic depiction of a panic attack made me cry, it broke me and shaped me into the person I am today.
>God Of War>No KratosKratos IS God Of War. Fuck off with this clickbait title bullshit.
>>740114246Day FUCKING one!!!
>>740113409>what if we made god of war but for an audience who historically hates it and has absolutely no interest in it?
>>740116120Why not? If mortals can die and go to some kind of afterlife why not gods as well. And what do they do there. And because her character was so thin why not flesh her out. Plus it gives them time to come up with Kratos' next adventure. I'm sure this game will tie into that
>>740114529she's dead thats a pretty strong disability
They really shat out Ragnarok so they could get to their true passion: a full game about Kratos' wife just so the devs would have an excuse to be in the same room as Deborah Ann Woll for hours.
>>740113409o i am laffin
ok but what fucking mythology is the cube from
>Phranque, played by Jack Quaid, is a curious cosmic cube with an earnest disposition. He will do whatever it takes to protect his friends and the creatures of the Everywhen.It's all good guys, the cube is not actually called Frank, was worried for a moment
>>740113783I don't mind a cube, I mind that it talks. This is another game where I want to turn down how often companions talkOtherwise, the combat looks fun and mixing all the shit into the same afterlife is a cool idea that is kinda teased in 2018 but they just handwave it as illusion in Ragnarok with Zeus in Helheim. So I guess in this, we will see some Greek gods.
Be. Better.
>>740116446Uhmm, sweaty... It's actually Phranque.
>>740116510STOP LAUGHING
>>740116101because the same people are still making these games. it sold before, so they believe it will sell again. the worst thing is, they might be right.
>>740116258Haven't you got some nooses to tie for you and your "girl"friends, tranny?
>>740116378riot games has, dont know about the others
>>740116283mmmmmmlemmaskusomthkraytos
>>740114231Everyone was spamming L in the livestream chat
>>740114205>posting wojaks
>>740116230Not even then, Sony isn't Nintendo, they make their money from licensing and service fees, their first party games have always just been for brand recognition.
>>740116441if they pull the christian god into the game i don't give a shit about anything else, i am buying it, i need to see that shit
>>740113736Vibes
>Slow walking hallway sequences where you squeeze through tight spaces
>>740116519"Everywhen" is genuinely such a profoundly hackfraud name for an afterlife limbo
>>740116593No, you had the Destiny 3 bot spam in the live chat on Youtube
>>740116519buffy and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>740114231Maybe gaming just isn't for me anymore.
>>740116254IT'S GETTING BIGGER
The artstyle/vibe is so incredibly troon-coded it's insane. Makes me want to vomit
>>740116515disney
>>740116381>>740116389SERIOUSLY A FUCKING CUBE?
nothing feels real anymore
>>740114723How does one bitch manage to fail upwards so fucking much?
>>740116575Projection, the tool of the retard who knows he's wrong
>>740116649It's a hidden loading screen because the devs are fucking hacks.
>>740116714Its like looking into a warped mirror...
>>740116714>we gotta own the chuds by sucking corpo cock
>>740114723Why can women only write selfinsert characters and nothing else?
>>740116679The insane thing is Whedon dialogue didn't even die with Whedon. Is it just because it's easy to write?
>>740113409That has to be AI, right?That looks so bad even with the source material they had.
ARRRRRRREEESEESSMAKE ME A QUIPING CUBEAND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>740116489Actually you know what, not even joking, you make a good point. It would be the time to flesh her out, and stuff. I at least wonder if we'll see the greek gods if that is where they god when they die
>>740116519>Phranque>Everywhenbruh...
>>740116519Holy fuck, his name is really Phranque.
>>740116080God look at that chubShe was made for me
>>740116650I bet if you look it up right now, it is already a location in Marvel/DC comics.
>>740116679Buffy dialogue made sense for teenagers in the 1990s. Not every single setting from the dawn until the end of time.
>>740113620The cube is comedic relief
>>740116362>>740116365This game is guaranteed to underperform. Not even flop but will 100% underperform. Don't know how many casual gamers are gonna be interested in the kratos's dead wife game
>>740116441God is a cube? Seriously?
>>740116254Give it time tranny, we are still laughing out asses off
>>740116472Well they couldn’t call it “Seething Giant Woman”. No brand recognition with that.
>>740116815they unironically should have put her face in the game
>>740116714>leave the corporations alone!
>>740115428They did mocap for a fucking cube? lmao
>>740113736Is that supposed to be Hades?
>>740116714The more cerebral among them know that if we don't like a game it's going to bomb. They need our approval to keep getting their wokeslop.
>>740113783Hey if this cube is a big hit then the merch production costs will be super cheap!I am convinced this is the reason.
>>740116838LMAOOO
The combat looks like a step up from nugow but everything else looks like a mess. Sony can't help themselves, there HAS to be a quirky sidekick and this time is a fucking cube and a talking ribbon sword
>>740116283they accept to rape kids on camera
the fact that it's >LE EPIC MULTIVERSE WITH GODS AND BIOMES FROM ALL THE MYTHOLOGIES BECAUSE WE DON'T CARE is worse than the fucking anime cube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm43XdyL9gc
>>740116934why games cost 200+million dollars you ask?show them that pic
>>740116763Cry after every failure that you're being harrassed, forcing men to give you pity promotions.
>>740116271He can’t say that there! It’s SonyHQ
MOM OF WAR: ALL OF YOU ARE (LITERALLY) GROUNDED
>>740116714The bisexual lighting even registers in their minds as wokeshit.
>>740116939That's not a hard rule, but yeah, this board definitely tends to be on the money far more often than the bluesky crowd.
>>740116770Project my dick in your ass.Did you seriously watch that trailer and think "oh wow I wonder how the gameplay will be like when they finally show it"?
>>740117000I couldn't even recognize one god.
9 YEARS ON THIS. 9 YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT FOR NU GOW ASSET FLIP. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WESTERN STUDIOS DOING
Saaaar
>>740113898
>>740114117Bros...?
>>740116283Millennials.
>>740116891Normies are immediately gonna see a god of war without kratos and a significant number will just not buy it. Some still will.
>>740113409Is this the first AI generated Triple A game?
>>740116606Ps3 only started to match 360 sales once all the exclusives released later in the gen.
>>740113620Gelatinous cubes are awesome. Don't let this garbage game ruin them.
I’m surprised they still make these types of games. It’s so trite to the form of parody
I'll be too busy playing Rance X by the time this comes out.
>>740115323E33 was good though
>>740117081It's a dumping ground for rejected mythologies.
>>740117081You should have recognized the egyptian one, here is a hint, snakes.
>>740116080for the same reason AI gets shilled, it's not about having any hold on reality, it's about board investors hyping each other up with echo chamber narratives.
>>740116819it's not easy to write whedon dialogue, but it is easy to insert random non sequitur quips to deflate dramatic tension. it also makes sense for immature teenagers to call ancient evils "big bads" and themselves the "scoobies". it does not make sense for the ancient evil TO BE LITERALLY CALLED THE BIG BAD OR FRANK>>740116874whedonesque writing is normally adapted based on the characters speaking it. it's why giles or the cast of firefly quip differently than the cast of buffy
>>740113409It will end with the cube and ribbons transforming back to their original self's. Faye will choose to not leave the afterlife to see Kratos, hookup with the ribbons girl while the cuck cube guy watches. The Sony Lesbian Mandate is complete for God of War.
>>740117138She's like an ugly version of that actress from Bones
>>740116437>chuds elected a pedophile who raised prices worldwide because they cant switch the channelsounds about right
>>740117090The Steamies would clap and scream
>>740113409>those dislikesuh oh...
>>740116306according to sony's execs yes we are
>>740117024Hughie and Deborah's payroll alone must be quite a chunk of change
>>740113409What is it about Millennials refuses to make good content of any kind? It's like they are purposely trying to be as gay and ass backwards with the content that people would want to play and spend money on. Complete and utter Zoomer control of the industry cannot come sooner.
>>740116378I'm still not giving them any money ever again
No I will not play as a middle aged woman
>>740116306No cussing, zoomie. You'll upset the advertisers.
>GOW fans likes to play a buff dude >force them to play a womantop laffin
>>740113409Spoilers the cube is actually Atreus/Loki finally coming into his trickster powers
>>740116271I bet he's been banned for this
>>7401164652018 was fine. Something in the studio must've changed during ragnarok
I'm sure Cube Of War will be a success, trust me.
>>740117230It's Sekhmet, who's supposed to be a lion.
>>740117062I don't wonder, I'm intelligent to know that a showcase is not the same as the actual gameplay because I'm not retarded. You however, with your room temp IQ, take everything you see at face value
>>740115075So you must hate it like a good drone?
>>740116254>dislike ratioThe state of play and the games are absolutely garbage. Sure. But these dislike-extensions are just scams. If the only people using them are people who want to dislike videos, then obviously everything is going to have a strong dislike-bias. Even if the video ought to be disliked, these extensions never reflect the actual ratio of the videos. And if they do, it's coincidental and not thanks to the extension having given you anything truthful.
>>740117085Polishing assets to look hyper realistic has diminishing returns.
>>740117351avengers happened
So would you guys have liked the reveal if the protag wasn't a woman?
>>740113409>Kratos wife pulls off anime-tier moves and flies around and looks actually powerful like a god>Meanwhile Kratos got cucked for 2 games and never looked so weak, neutered and nerfedFucking kek, like clockwork
>>740115840any examples of what's "original"?
>>740116080some woke retards at the company show them fake graphs about how women are now the majority of hardcore gamers and pretend that abandoning your audience for one that doesn't exists is a good method to grow
>>740117275I can't dislike the video for some reason, did they disable it halfway?
>>740113783But when Eva does it with Ramiel it's okay though, huh??
Seems like a stupid concept to have some kind of higher afterlife instead of each world having its own unique afterlife.
>>740116271They're waking up...
God of war 2018 should've been a one off
Odin wasted the entire Norse saga trying to go to the marvel multiverse slop of gods?
>>740117184It probably comes out March-April 2027
where will it fit on the timeline?
Will the plot of the game pull an SMT and be about leading all the gods and creatures that christianity displaced and cast into hell out of hell and leading them in a revolt against the followers of the Galilean?
WHY IS SHE SO MAD HAHAHAHAHA
>>740117381sekhmet is the lion in the trailer. not the lady or did i mishear?
>>740116398> The boss was scared of the sword because its the only thing that can bring "true death" to gods in this realm.And then she gets put in a prisoner wagon RIGHT NEXT TO THE THING. If what you say ends up being true then this is retarded levels of convenience. Not to mention she doesn't even get to experience the hardships of imprisonment, she just yasses herself out immediately. No cage can hold her. Absolutely dogshit pacing these games have, despite all the focus on muh cinematic plot
>>740117304The arc of this shit is literally Buffy > Avengers > Marvel movie cultural dominance > same style being used in everything. It's not everything millennial, it's specifically Hollywood and things trying to be derivative of Hollywood. Millennials definitely are a generation that still imagines themselves as current and won't even try to appeal to zoomers though.
This is just a humiliation ritual at this point it’s so over
Why? Just why? Do they not have business analysts at these massive game studios that can tell them these spinoff/switcharoos will fail commercially?
>>740117351>2018 was fine
>>740117490you made that? embarrassing
>>740114723YAAAASSS KWEEEEN
>>740115996>wasting the greatest mythology for this slopGrim. Kratos will go aztec next now I guess.
>>740115428UE
Laughey of war. Because it's all a big laugh.
>>740117364I know playing games on /v/ servers in the past was cringe, but man its crazy you guys talk like that everywhere
>>740113409>a fucking cubeLMFAOO AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>740116080The simple answer is because there is a loud minority that wont buy and you can claim that this loud minority are incels, womxn objectifiers, chuds, alt-right, whatever. There are millions of people that DONT like this shit but will buy anyway because yeah it’s shit but they kinda like god of war and they want a 10 hours long cinematic experience(tm) and it is a sequel blah blah. The worst thing is understanding that I am a part of shit eating crowd for some games. I wont buy this trash because I hate every nu-GoW with passion, but I preordered black flag. And I want to play it even though I have the original still and played it like 2 years ago.Anyway impregnating my elf wife rn and happy(kinda)
>>740117171Did you pay attention to what I said? I told you that Sony doesn't get their profit from first party games sales. That has no bearing on console sales, especially since the PS3 was sold at a loss.
>>740113409What is this Forspoken crap? The writing is atrocious.
>>740115323That ue5 asset flip really was an eye opening game to play and then see the reaction of the cattle weeks after.It's all entirely based on advertising in paid posting form and vibes and sadly e33 caught themself a really talented composer with a, to the americanised mind, has a really fresh and exotic style that entirely carried every single aspect of the game failing.A true 4/10 with 20 points coming from the OST.
>>740117364>Original song: In The End by Linkin ParkFucking kill me, the shitposting behind this game is gold
>>740117232even with echo chambers. if you make no money you have mass layoffs. why do they insist on failure? obviously, a male audience spending money doesnt want ugly females.
Its not the part where you play as a background character that pisses me off. Or the cube. Those are bad, yes, but thats not it.Its wasting all the other world mythologies, all of whom could have had their own GoW games, by cramming them all in this one.
>>740113409This Thread:
>>740113409From God of War to Foid of War. It's over, boys
>>740117425I wouldn't mind if she was hot.
>>740116815zero theory of mind
>>740117643its a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA
Edited out the cutscenes because I was curious. There's about 5 minutes of "gameplay" in the 24 minute video.https://streamable.com/f9t7q8
>>740117454Works on my machine (they will probably disable it later anyway)
I thought woke was dead?you guys promised that the last few woke games was because of the covid delay!Why are woke games still being made?!
>>740117583See, the problem is you're implying it's only people from here.
>>740116649>>740116771>It's a hidden loading screen because the devs are fucking hacks.I hate loading screens like this so much. They're truly awful. And stronger hardware can't even fix or speed up these loading screens, so they're awful forever. I hate them!
>>740117364You retards did this with Ghost of Yotei and ended up with egg on your faces. The internet isn't the real world
>>740117478>each world having its own unique afterlife.What do you think this is? Dante's Inferno?
>>7401173201 hour of God of War has more gameplay than your shitty png collector gachatroonKnow your fucking place, brown cuck
>>740116080I don't want this coomfest eitherIf I wanted to jerk off i'd look up porn, not play videogames..
>>740113409am i bugging or is the place in the art literally just Liurnia from Elden Ring? Big misty lake and forest with cliffs on either side, a big academy looking place in the middle with a bridge leading out of it.
>>740113409I had a blast watching the gameplay
>>740116540>"the combat looks fun">R2Jesus fucking christ dude, do you have any self-respect?
>you play as a woman with a sword Just fucking get it over with
>>740114418The old hags that made it and the Jews that funded it
>>740116067It is hurting them. People are going to PC because 1) All their favorite streamers play on pc and 2) ps5 gets this instead of whatever fotm friendslop is popular at any given time
>>740117425Kratos with a fucking cube would have been worse than the wife's son memes
>>740117786007, too. Normies love it.
>>740117786Anon, no-one even TALKS about Ghost of Yotei.
>>740117848... said no one
>>740117897At least kratos wouldn't quip with it
>>740117767>white woman mogging foreign godsi don't see the woke, i do see truly horrible dialogue
>>740117810something about it definitely screams miyazaki
>>740117524No, the lady is Sekhmet.
>>740117490that chart has no rhyme or sense.are you just including any random game that's not profitable?
>>740117490this is beautiful
>>740117924>/v/ is everyoneThis board isn't even the most active board in 4chan anymore
>make a game about a character nobody cares about who died at the beginning of the gameWhy should anyone care logically speaking?
>>740117786Ghost of youtei flopped lol
Think Athena will show up and be the last boss?
>>740117849>light and heavy attack, launchers, grappling enemies back to you mid airThe fuck else you want in a third person action game. I downloaded the Onimusha demo but it also looks like basically any modern action game.
>>740117807it's just a swimsuit skin. she loves videogames, so the top is like a switch/handheld, that can play BOOM (doom).regardless. if you make things people like, thats a good way to make money. no one asked for DEI of war.
>>740115428They put him in the cuck cage lmao
>>740113409we mustnotbemen
>>740117767Woke games will continue as long as Blackrock continues funding them.
>>740117950No, its literally just Liurnia. Look up Liurnia and the design of it is 1:1 with the map in this art. Its a genuinely uncanny knock off.
>>740117850just making the woman cute and not a karen would make the entire game a million times better
>>740117897Kratos with the cube would've been actually funny>Jack Quaid throws a cringe quip>Kratos just grunts and grumbles>repeat for 12 hours of gameplay
>>740117490It has 1348 ExWoman gameplay, so related to that game somehow.
people would have called this game woke if it released this year, even with the eyecandy armor
>>740118007Find us a single Akuma of Anpan fan out in the wilds.
GOW Cucked by a cube
Is this the second installment in the Forspokenverse?
>>740117490Jesus Christ, this is hilarious. It has to be a running joke in the industry.
>>740116771What happened to the magical PS5 SSD
Americans can't write woman.
>>740117694
gow is still missing a cool-ass weapon for the main characterthey cooked too hard with the blades of chaos and ahvent been able to come up with something as cool ever since
>ehhh?? You're into cubes?>what are you, some kind of freak?>pervert.
>>740116936Probably Erlik.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlik
So what myth is the cube supposed to be from? Like seriously what is he supposed to be referencing?
>>740113409forspoken 6
>>740118123Like they did with Stellar Blade?
>>740114418>I thought God of War was supposed to be for teenage boys?yeah.... that was back in 2005
>>740118087It sounds miserable to continuously think of a company is behind every.
>>740118163>americans can't writeftfy
>>740114723This is hilarious
i'm more offended by the cringeworthy modern dialogue and a FUCKING cube
>>740118213Dungeons and Dragons, I guess
https://youtu.be/jm43XdyL9gc?si=wdLrHMtWEeWPvQ46&t=45kek the director of this game is a middle aged woman. It's GG. Cory isn't working on it. It's astounds me how Sony always manages to find a way to waste money.
>>740118264They write decent cuckold fantasies.
>>740117924Moving the goal posts now
>>740113736>>740115592>>740116342Here ,just for you
>>740116838ISTAND ALONE
>>740118171>soijakOpinions Discarded.
>>740117786bro...how do i tell you this... in sony's eyes the ghost franchise is dead
I was not prepared for AAA games to ruin gelatinous cubes for me today
>>740117786I mean some retards here actually think GTA 6 off all things will flop.
Hate modern cinematic "games" just make a 3dcg movie instead.
>>740118171>soibuddha retards view everything as tortanicDeep image
>>740118213You never heard of the myth of the gelatinous cube?
>>740118007I'm talking outside of /v/, no-one talks about it except the most special of circles. So like reddit's PS5 spot and maybe ResetEra..It released, it was talked about and then people mvoed on to the next new thing.No-one really talks about it anymore.
>>740115143i remember seeing this bitch complain about forspoken writing then she just writes shit with forspoken writing but even more out of place
>>740118123Remove marvelshit, add eyecandy, the only people to scream woke would be retarded faggots
>>740117471>Ramiel>comedic relief.What?
>>740113409a fucking cube lmao just how bad is the writing going to be
>>740114117i can't believe a cube cucked kratos
>>740117425No, I actually was mildly interested in how they could make a Faye game, this is dogshit
>>740113409>What do we name our cube?>What about something stupid like "Frank"?>Yeah lol
>>740113409can you imagine working on this game and just knowing that the end result would be the unemployment line?all those pointless meetings, all the sprint cycles, but you know at the end of it all, it's ridicule and unemployment.
>>740118123that game had a barefoot catgirl as your sidekick, they had all the right ideas but fucked up by not having japanese artists briging them to life.
>>740118213minecraft
>>740117425>protag wasn't a womanquite literally the least offensive thing about this PUTRID """gameplay""" reveal
>>740118360What goalposts, there wasn't even a pitch set up.
>>740118492Its Phranque actually
>>740118493they get paid monthly
>>740118031It sold more than Ghost of Tsushima lifetime sales in a month. Lie elsewhere
>>740118462>>>/vt/ranny
>>740113409>God of War: Wifey and a Gelatinous Cubedid ai come up with this shit?
>>740118429>only people to scream woke would be retarded faggotsSo, /v/?
>>740113409Jesus Christ. This is not God of War.
>>740116763Suck miles of dick.
What's with the Gachatroons and vtrannies
Its a dirty cube. Named Frank.A filthy Frank.
>>740118460is he talking actually about Uncle Ramie from NPSG?>>740113409DAD OF BOI 3: MOM of BOI and CUBE of SLIME!
>>740115428>OI 'UGHIE
>>740118373>>740118407Just for (you) my little snowflakes.
So the best way to become better men is do become women?YAAAASS QUEEN
>>740118493They don't make the decisions it's the higher ups. There are 100s of other jeets working on the same scene as them.
Wtf is that dialogue? I swear even porn games have better writing.
AREEEEEEESSSS
>>740116398>how he's rethinked his actions and how the gods were cruel blah blah blah whatever>"hey so we decided to use your husband as a pawn for our own politics and it ended up really fucking everything over when we pointed him to pandora's box, my bad"
>>740113409>forspoken>black teen replaced by a ageing white woman>gauntlet sidekick replaced by cubelets see how this works out.
What the fuck is this?Who even wants to play as this hag? She literally looks like one of those middle management supervisorsWhere is Kratos? What the FUCK happened to God of War?
So the sword is excalibur or what?
>>740116901His house is a cube.
>>740118578Me included
>>740116714Chuds just don't get it. We have to do better
>>740113409>>740113620>>740113783I thought the cube wasn't real, wtf
>>740116763probaby got fucked by some of the higher ups
Faye isn't even a god, did they let her into God heaven because Kratos came in her or something
>>740118712some chinese legendary sword or something. they go gaga for those ribbons.
>>740118712That's what I'm guessing
>a fucking talking cubeit's forespoken 2.
>>740113409I'm carefully optimistic. It could be a nice change of pace for the franchise.
>>740118781Magic power, you think every single grunt we saw is a god?
>>740116818I get it.
>>740116398Zeus was never evil to begin with, he was corrupted by Pandora's Box when Kratos opened it. Learn the Lore
>>740118787I thought so too, but the dangly bits at the end of the ribbon kind of look egyptian, and the sword itself is kind of norse, so maybe it's like a sword of divinity type shit
>>740115143>>740115465Rumors from industry insiders are that she's god-tier at sucking dick.
>>740118123People would just call it porn because the woman isn't ugly
>>740114212Does its gelatinous body dissolve her weapons/clothes/armor upon contact and act as a mindbreaking aphrodisiac if ingested?
>>740118659>Porn games have better dialoguesWorse part is you are not wrong.
>>740117767https://x.com/Jonathan_Blow/status/2061935982254104621
>>740117415Hey captain dumbass. The uploader can still see the number of dislikes. And many have confirmed that the number displayed by the extension is accurate. You shouldn't talk out of your ass anymore.
>>740118639Wow, you sure fixed them, boy howdy!!
>ATREUS! WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID WITH A CUBE IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS
>>740118504sony should just give the heavenly sword IP to some decent enough chink or gook studio to reboot and give them carte blanche with it.
>>740118830I was in when they added a jump back in and we had a real launcher, but the cube is so fucking dumb
made for Big Blue Cube
>>740113409>God of WarWhere?
>>740117542Theres no norse niggers in 2018
>>740114723lot going on in this image
>>740113409what mythology has a giant
>>740113409They will never do judaism/christianity/islam stuff in this series. so lame
>>740116254Oh no no no no no no no skibidi chudsisters... I dont feel so good
>>740117184>that profile pictureResetera is like a time capsule from 2021
>>740118831Since they didn't have bodies and were just armors with magic shit in them I thought they were just made or brought there by an actual god
>>740115323Hate it all you want.E33 didn't have marvel quips albeit.And the characters actually shut the fuck up during gameplay.
why is she so angrywhy is she so uglywhy are all western females intentionally made ugly? DC/Marvel comics used to have TONS of sexy girls.
>>740118937Absolutely seething.
i can't believe they added slime tentacle sex to nu-GoW
>>74011625414k people thought it was a very high quality parody anon.
maybe we'll be able to use famous mythological weapons aside from the mcguffin mystery sword?
>>740118830so true fellow gamer
>>740113409is this a fable crossover?
>>740118349good lord, cory is not directing this? that was the only ray of hope...
>>740113620CUBESNOYS BROS WE'RE BACK
>>740116254corpos can scrub that now try keep up big guy
>>740113409oh I'm havin a lauf alright
>>740118921Alicesoft mogs this writing.
>>740118864I mean Zeus was still a dick even before Kratos opened the box
AAREEEEEEEEESSSS
So the fire guy is Begtse and we have Sekhmet. It's just going to be a bunch of gods of war isn't it
>>740119029He says on the board that gets triggered by a female
launchers, hot woman, sexy fighting style, yep day 1 buy. eat my shit nigger faggots
>>740119198>a bunch of gods of war... say that again
>>740118926Says the guy who took 10 years to make a Sokoban game that has copy/pasted mechanics and worse gameplay than like 5 others made by solo devs in 1/5 the timeLOL
>>740117521Who the fuck wants to play as some frumpy post wall manfaced bitch?Get that dumb pierce slut out of development. Most forced fucking person online, never met a single person who was excited to see her anywhere. The Cyberpunk quest was bad enough hearing her fucking disgusting voice and accent. Always pay her to fuck off just to not hear her screech like a retarded harpy anymore.
>>740118552GoT sold thirteen million lifetime you fucking moron, GoY sold four million as of last update. God damn you're fucking stupid.
>>740119198I feel like it's only going to get more and more pozzed as they encroach on actual surviving religions.
>>740117138Great, just what we needed. The Goyslop dialogue in Norse mythology.
>>740116271inb4 xhe gets banned
>>740118932>And many have confirmed that the number displayed by the extension is accurate.What? Time and time again it's been shown that they're not when channel owners have shown the actual stats.
>>740118781Did you miss how the splinter in her hand was potentially the reason she ended up there? Sekhmet was mad about it
>>740119321Muhammed will be a black woman
>>740114231Those aren't "people"they are almost certainly bots
>>740116446kek
All this colorful shit reminds me of a better time.
They're fighting amongst themselves.
>>740119221>not buying something equals being triggeredNice tactic, let's see if it works out for you.
>>740119345Then we've seen two different sets of propaganda. I'm gonna believe mine because it makes me feel better.
>>740119494acting like a talking cube is impossible or strange while being a literal god and in a world full of magical bullshit IS stupid
Yeah the cubes a fucking flop. Even reddit hates this Marvel quip shit
>>740114231It's not so bad. Youtube just automatically determines sentiment of a comment, and pushes positive comments to the top of the sort, forming a sense of agreeableness no matter what the actual market reaction to a product is.
>>740117786failed biggly under preformed
>>740113409can't imagine how much of a faggot you have to be to watch that whole 20 minute segment and then still decide to spend $70 on this shit. director of the game is a woman
>>740119494Brok spoke with a country accent, why are retards pretending that GOW ever had dialogue that wasn't modern?
>>740116519I thought you guys were fucking around with Phranque jfc
>>740115428baby push walker
>>740119379that would be rad. Imagine creating a second charlie hebdo
>>740114231Filter by most recent and not most updooted
>>740118361incredible work, sorry for not replying earlier
>>740118230blackrock killed this nigga before he could fini
>>740118932And many channels have shown the extensions aren't accurate. Be less retarded.
>>740118683>diabetic eyeswhy
Looks like the game is kind of racist?
>>740119027>>740118683secondhand embarrassment watching you get ignored so badly
>>740117097Laufey upstaged in her own game by a cuter, younger female cube
>>740118683Looks correct to me.
>>740114723Somebody save that guy
>>740120114man snoys nowadays are very brain damaged
>>740119697it looks good. kill yourself you old faggot
>>740116283Nepotism and sexual favors.
>>740119908What, is there a fucking sniper out there or so
>>740117521I thought that at first too, but let's be fair. It's God of War. How often do you remember seeing Kratos smile?
Having a place where gods of multiple mythologies fight would sound cool....if it wasn't because the dogshit writing ruins it.Santa Monica couldn't get a better writer to make a game underperform.
>>740120114>>740119494TROON FIGHT TROON FIGHT
I just feel like these cinematic games are fundamentally for retarded people impressed by the dumbest shit, and current GoW pushes that beyond the point where anyone still remembers why on earth they're doing the shot-in-one-take technique or making you watch indulgently long and talky cinematics with the occasional QTE in the first place. The format is no longer serving the story they want to tell, whatever that is, it's just become a mindless routine.
>>740119494when a brown male steps out of line in retardera do they sacrifice him? or is this a banishment kind of offense?
>>740120361GOT TROON? LET'S FIGHT
>>740116180Same here brother, hate that her handlers made her start wearing bras.
>>740116342
Why the fuck must I choose between THIS or Stellar Blade?
>>740116378Twitter removes your checkmark for a month if you change your icon.
>>740115323Hilarious because the very first E33 trailer was like 90% gameplay and lasted like 2 minutes meanwhile this GOW trailer was like 30 minutes with 40 seconds of gameplay and a couple of "press R2" QTEs.
>>740120372you're just spinning the same record. you have no opinion, no real input. you have been the retard all along.
>>740120807>not willing to take a hit for the MOVEMENTfake allies
Can't wait for Anubis to balance her sins and tell her she's a whore
>>740119494honestly it's worse than Forspoken in gow there's already fantastical beings that exist natively to the characters in the storywhy is a talking sentient goo cube weirder than a talking head or giants and ogres and flying people and gods and shit it makes no sense for her to even point out a talking cube as strange in Forspoken frey grew up in real life nyc then transported to fantasy land so it makes sense she's shocked and surprised at fantastical shit like dragons or magic being realand there was really only those 2 cringe meme lines then every other line of hers is played completely straight and earnestly
>>740113409I scrubbed back and forth through the 20-minute gameplay trailer for 30 seconds before I actually found gameplay… of walking.
