PLAY HER GAME, AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
Chuckled. Have a bump.
as long as you log in once a month, otherwise his wife and her game will be removed from your system
>kektros got cucked by a cube
>>740113964
STARE AT MY WIFE'S ASS FOR 5 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY AND 27 HOURS OF CUTSCENES
>>740113964>MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>>740113964I am gathering the implications of this post after seeing that stateof play is in session
>>740113964RESPECT THE CUBE
>>740113964kek
>>740113964HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>740113964HAHAHHA
>>740113964Nah i am fine
>>740113964PASS THE CONTROLLER TO YOUR WIFE AND WATCH HER PLAY THE GAME
>Calm down boy, I'm sure this "Frank" will be a good stepfather for you.
i dont want your sarah jessica parker-ass wife
>>740113964>>740115070kek
>>740113964>"WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID WITH THAT CUBE IS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, BOY"
>>740113964Funny
Can't believe the memes were right all along.
>>740114475what she did when kektos was away its her own business
So shes obviously into femdom right?
R34 of the cube when???
Probably an hour or so. Theyre pretty quick
>>740113964I don't think I have ever once played a video game where the main character is another man's wife.This is cuckslop
>>740115984So now we are pretending that Mrs Pac-Man just doesnt exist Chud?
>>740113964Bejitabro...
>>740115070i love these so much post the cuck one
>>740113964Okay, not bad.
Someone post the edit of kratos playing games in his cuck area under the stairs.
>>740113964I bet you feel proud of this, OP and you should.
>>740113964>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS>WHERE'S MY HUSBAND'S SON
>>740113964A FUCKING CUBE
>>740116678
this irony poisoned shit is not funny
>>740116396it's MS pacman you retard, they're cohabiting partners
>>740117301It is. You're just a bitter old faggot who can't enjoy anything anymore.
>>740113964DO THE DISHES AND LET WOMEN PLAY THE GAME
>>740117448ironic shitposting is still shitposting!
>>740115070kekkerino
>>740117215>KRATOS THIS BBC IS WAY BETTER THAN YOUR TINY GREEK DICK
My GOAT has the right take as usual. Fuck your gay woke game
>PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU FUCK MY WIFE >I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK. >WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR SHIT. I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT IN FRONT OF ALL THE GODS.
>>740117448perhaps I've outgrown this site
BOY! WE MUST STAND ASIDE, FOR IT IS HER TURN! ALL THE BEST MEN KNOW TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP WHEN A WOMAN IS SPEAKING!
>>740114475It just looks so, generic. Every horizon-style game look exactly like this. Throwing aesthetics at the wall to see what sticks.
i love how they doubled down on walking and talking , now to itself, 20 minutes of walking and one minute of combat. And it will sell billion coppies
>>740117676No shit Sherlock.
>prequel telling the story of a dead characterWhy do people do this? This is fucking dumb.There's no mistery, I know she survives, and I know she later on dies. It's like reading a story you got spoiled beforehand
We must be worse men
Your laughing, one of the greatest franchises is dying and your laughing
>>740118030>one of the greatest franchiseOh I'm laughing alright
>>740118030it already died in 2018 retard
>>740115070Didn't the guy that made these turn out to be a child molester? Or am I thinking of another tiktok faggot?
>>740113964>still mindbroken
PLAY MY WIFES GAME
>>740117791it's not a prequel, it's an isekai story set after Faye's death where she gets dropped into a fantasy world and discovers she has special powers unique to her and she has to save the world
>>740118030BWWAHAHWAHWAHAWHAWH OHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH OH NONNONONO AHAHAHAHAHWWHAWAHWAHWAHHAWHAWHWAHWAHHWAHWAHAWHWAHWAH
>>740117215>kratos had the hottest concubines around>gets hitched to this ugly bitch because reasons
>>740117215>GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS>WHERE IS MY BBC
>>740118214So it's Forspoken, Mom of War edition?
>>740113964>game is a hate letter to the fansWhat were they thinking? Fans were brain storming for months over where GoW would go next, “maybe he should kill the Slavic pantheon” “maybe he should kill the Egyptian pantheon” “what about the Sumerian pantheon?” And they give us this LMAOOOOO
>>740118169No I think it was exactly this dude
>>740113964banger
Ummm I kind of don't want to play that shit,can I just watch cartel execution videos like a normal person and you keep your ugly wife?
>KEVIN THE CUBE>IT'S MOTHERFUCKING KEVIN THE CUBE>WE GOT KEVIN THE CUBE IN GOD OF WAR
>GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSS>GIVE ME ABORTION RIGHTS AND MY SON IS YOURS
>>740117992Evil Kratos be like:>if she cheats on me I should just divorce her
>>740117587>gacha faggot >right takehook me up with the loli picture bro.
>>740113964I will be a better men and walk away.
>>740117634kek
>>740118587You WILL fuck my wife or I will turn your head into a Pez dispenser
>>740118214This is somehow even fucking stupider and shows they have no faith in this at all and had to slap GoW label on it
>>740118885>we went from this to gay reddit cubesIs there a more raped franchise?
>>740113964Don't do it lad, you will regret it...
problem is this shit is still gonna sell gangbusters lol
>>740113964I was wrong. The cuck memes are actually funny. Jesus I never thought it'd get this bad.
GOOODS MY VASECTOMY IS YOURS
>>740119328Yeah just like the other time they did a random woman spin off
>>740114475So the sword is going to be Excalibur and Faye will become the lady of the lake as stories about gods shift to stories of chilvary/fairy tales, right?
>>740114475qrd on the cuck cube?
>>740117215KRATOSCOME CLEAN THE MESS THIS CUBE LEFT IN ME DOWN THERE
C U B E D
>>740115070looks like the guy from the Pitt
>Egypt>dreadlocksWE WAS
>>740119580>god of war ragnarok has the quppiest dogshit marvel dialogue writing and a raceswapped angrboda>still sells 15 millionyea bro you're right this'll flopalso lost legacy, a small "expansion" type of game still sold 5 million kek. you think the next mainline entry in gow, a normie franchise, isn't gonna sell well?
>>740113964ok deal cucktos
>>740113964>Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
>>740114475Someone PLEASE put the logo of sora.ai on top of this image
>>740118649>I will abort you, bitch
Being a snoy must be utterly embarrassing
>>740117791>complains>doesnt even know what he's talking aboutplease shoot yourself through the head
>>740120526State of Play should just called be the Snoy Humiliation Ritual Hour.
>>740118214that technically is a prequel, considering the god of war games take place after she got burned (spread her ashes on the highest peak), and that's literally where the story of this game starts
>>740117791Fuck off trying to lick debora feet without his blind husband notices cory
>>740118094nah 2020
>>740113964>AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>>740120838prequel would be faye fucking around nordic realms, fight and get raped by drunk fat thor then kratos and have atreus
>>740118030God of War was always dog shit for retarded normalfags who found Devil May Cry too difficult.
>>740117587That image of all jojos standing next to each other with the caption "Tectone's rapist lineage" has got to be the funniest things I've seen on the internet, a shame I can't find it anymore.
>>740121018no, a prequel would literally just be a story that takes place before the other games' events. which is what this is
>>740113964god of war 2 is the only good game in that franchise.
>>740121037Devil May Cry was always for retarded normalfags who found Ninja Gaiden too difficult.
>>740117215when the cops arrest her bull
>>740121164cory you wont sell me this bullshit
>>740121314i'm not trying to sell you anything i'm trying to explain an extremely basic concept in prequels
>>740121174no it was for retarded normalfags that found tank control with a knife and no health bar too difficult
>>740121174There was already 2 dmc games out by the time the ninja gaiden reboot released.
>>740118169Yeah he did
>>740121375It happens at the same time, its not a prequel you idiot
>>740114475Any AI edit yet with skin-tight outfit and high heels yet?
BOIYOUR MOTHER'S PAST WHERE SHE GOT HER CUNT OBLITERATED BY A CUBE ITS NOT OF OUR BUSINESS
How many pictures are we taking in photo mode of her feet?? Did they do a feet scan like Kojima??
>>740121423And nobody played them lol
>>740122481We are not playing this piece of shit
>>740122575Uhm. I am going to play it, therefore, it is WE, not I. We are a hivemind. WE are playing this game. not I.
>>740113964Kekaroo
>>740113964Is it still rape if it’s someone forcing you to fuck their wife?
>Do a complete character assassination for two games>Then just straight up replace him with a stronk womanGod damn Sony is fucking evil man. This is the type of stereotype you used to make greentexts about.
They should have just turned Kratos into a woman and the goal is to undo the curse
the sword is Excalibur calling it now
>>740117676Maybe resetera is more up your alley, troon
>>740113964this is something anthony burch would write, oh wait...
INCOMING DAVID JAFFEE HATE
>Wife I.. I wanted to know if we are still going to have sex tonight or if you changed your mind and are not feeling it anymore. I respect your body and your choice. Also, Yoshi just came out on Switch 2
>>740113964Sounds bettered
This series is hitting star wars levels of destruction
>>740117448Nah, this is soulless third worlder style shitposting, the shitposting used to be done by people with a soul, it's not funny at all anymore.
>>740115070>stepfather*betterfather
Cory was forced to read the script.
SEND IN THE BETTER MENSEND IN THE BOTSTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>740120090How'd that work out for Ubisoft and the legend of the black samurai?
This is why the game isn't coming to PC... Sony is afraid there will be nude mods for her.
All the wife son memes have aged so beautifully. I remember when 2018 was new and GoW fans were big mad at them saying "nooooo its not a cucked franchise its hecking positive masculinity old GoW is dated and juvenile!!!". Turns out the memes were ahead of their time.
>>740121920Good morning, sir! The wizards will work their magic!
>>740113964Okay... You got this, Kratos. You can do this.
>>740123398https://youtu.be/Rhwdoyp4Ov4Still hilarious.
>>740123398Onions bois only work in one way no matter how much they lie
I've said once or twice that Faye was the intended protagonist of the Norse games but they knew she wouldn't sell. The audacity of giving her a game is fucking wild. I think even Freya would get a warmer reception
>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
Sex scene where you PoV suck a penis with QTE
>>740121920will you play her game now
>>740123853Freya already had her character arc.
>>740124119>>740124426I refuse to believe that cube is gonna be in the final art, it looks so awkward and out of place>That's the hecking point!Yeah but it still looks like shit
>>740124028kek
>>740124629It's like intentionally sabotaging their own fucking game. Like why is Frank center stage? Why is a giant gelatinous cube named Frank in this game about Chinese Mythology to begin with? Is this a joke?
>>740124028>THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT VAUCSHCON NEXT WEEK
>>740124119Honestly if you were to just replace her with an anime girl with the same exact body proportions and armor, it'd be alright. The face is so bad.
>>740124028>>*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him*
>>740124119You'll have to put more work into your AI art if you want me to say yes.
>>740114469Fact check FALSE
>>740113964ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>740117676lay off the hrt and stop talking everything so seriously nigger
>>740120526They'll just pretend they like the shit sony is making.
>>740118674What a fucking stupid chud
>>740124028actually laughed
>>740114475After a decade without it we're back to the orange-and-teal thing.
>>740115070
>>740114475What's with these games and their obsession with quirky companions
>>740114475>we have elden ring at home
>>740127110Portal I guess. They are precursors but this is where the idea reached maturity. A companion cube forced friend and machine gun turrets trying to guilt trip you were and remain absurdist kino but idiots had to run the idea into the ground and now we're cucked by the companion cube.
>>740118674Thats evil nukratos. Old Kratos would be like>If she cheats on me I should hate fuck her then drag her outside of my house and brutalize her with my bare hands
>>740118030Why do you people act like GoW hasn't been shit since at the very least GoW3?
>>740122943Lmao you will never be white
>>740124028Lmao
>>740120526
>>740117676You'll be back, supposedly aged nigga
>>740120526They'll do what they do every year. See what is announced at SGF and the Xbox showcase and act like those games were announced at the State of Play instead
WIFEITS TILL DEATH DO US APARTYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?PLEASE WIFE FUCK THE CUBE
>>740117215WHERE'S MY SWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHH
>>740123106Embodiment of soi
Millennial writing has ruined an entire generation of video games.
>>740124028
>I have watched exactly 0 seconds of the state of play shit>I still somehow ended up with firm knowledge that the super majority of it was retarded bullshit from a few posts on /v/>even the "important to sony's gaming future" ones likw GoWWhat the fuck even happened?Can I get a list of stuff that didn't look like complete shit since it would probably take 1/20th the time to list?
>>740130972The new Onimusha looks cool.
He won. Asura LOST.
>>740114475Why is voldemort wearing a wig and holding a sword
>>740118030Been dead since 2018. Arguably 3 killed it with its dumb Fear plot and nonsensical Athena ghost, but 2 decades later we're still not ready for that conversation.Regardless, if nothing else 3 had the decency of having Kratos off himself, which was the only proper end for him.
HOMENS
>>740114475Is it me or does her face look really off
>>740118030The fact that they used DSP as a reference for their game design should have been clear to anyone this shit is dead.
>>740117634my fucking sides lmao
>>7401200901.) Ragnarok selling has NOTHING to do with mid sequels featuring ugly women you retard kek2.) No, a game called God of War, where you play as a roided out angry guy fucking up monsters isn't going to sell well when they replace him with an ugly middle-aged white woman. And when this game DOES bomb, you will pretend that you always knew it was.I have no idea what it will take for you people to wake from your delusion, it's like you live in a different world.
>>740124028High quality garbage, anon.
>>740118030Laufing, even.
>>740114475Is this image AI generated?
>>740117215>KRATOS CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRR
>>740134326You know, the more I look at it, the more I think it's AI-generated. I don't know, it just looks off man.
chuddies lostBETTER MEN won
>O-OD-ODIN...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! ODIN!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE!!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES ODIN PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF FAYES DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK ODIN ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK ODIN-SAMA!!!!! ODIN-SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY WIFE'S SON!!! ODIN! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR GODLY CUM!!! ODIN PLEASE KISS ME! ODIN-SAMA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! ODIN... I LOVE YOU ODIN !! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ODIN-SAMA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AND HER SON EVERY DAY!!! ODIN!!! LETS USE THE BAT SHRINK RAY TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR SCANDINAVIAN COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! ODIN!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON FAYE! ODIN YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... ODIN! GET THE WATCHER TO USE HIS TIME REVERSAL POWERS AGAIN!!! MAKE HIM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME ODINS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY ODIN EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! THOR! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS CLOWN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PIG PISS ODIN!!!!! ODIN PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT RAMEN AND SHIT!!! ODIN! FAYE SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY PIG ROD!!!! ODIN!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO
>>740113964IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE TO GIVE! SHE MAKES HER OWN DECISIONS!
>>740113964I swear the YouTube comments are all indian bots or some shit I don't believe for a second that people are this onions and are this hyped up about playing krato's wife lmao
>>740124028classic
>>740134769>YABBA DABBA DOOstopped reading there also had a hearty kek
>>740121040That doesn't sound funny anon you just blew the joke by explaining it in a few words
>>740134661because it most likely iscome on, grassland merging into a rocky cliff?oh yea, the ruins to the left is the size of a church but the city in the middle can house maybe 100k people somehow despite being the same distance awaythe list goes on
Can you imagine the Kratos of the original games, the guy who slaughtered everything in his path, fucked whores whenever he pleased, literally resurrected himself from the dead because he was so fucking angry and hellbent on vengeance and getting his way, can you imagine that guy marrying and impregnating this hag and meekly responding “Yes dear” whenever she asks him to take out the trash?That’s what you are being asked to accept. Don’t fucking accept it.
>>740117791It takes place "alongside" the events of 2018 GoW
