>has sex with random lady on a tropical resort(vacation paid for by the taxpayer)>forces Moneypenny to listen to the whole thing over comms to assert dominancewhat's nu-Bond's fucking problem?
>>740122475howd he score with that fit? he looks like he got dressed at walmart in the dark.
>>740122913White Boy Summer that's why
What is sex like?
>>740122913JBW
>>740122475>>740122913>In the video game 007: First Light, James Bond is modeled after and voiced by Irish actor Patrick Gibson. Gibson’s officially listed height is 5 feet 9.5 inches (1.77 m)Not realistic that he is bagging random baddies
>>740122913you don't understand rich people
>happa genetic biologist extracts white mens sperm to create a new Ubermensch.
>>740122913>white man>brown womanliterally nothing else to itJBW
>>740122913handsome + charisma it's that easy bro ;)
>>740123214I feel like height shit is how dudes with no social skills justify their lack of pussy.
>>740123951i feel like hard stats are anathema to you because you are 90iq
>>740123951dating apps have literal height filters for the foids to exclude you.
Indian thread
>>740122475Making Moneypenny jealous that some other woman is getting his D instead of her is a time honored Bond traditionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGTjTKE-nfA
>>740122913
>>740122475>um this gay woke slop is actually totally right wing and cool because a forty year old woman in a bikini seduces the loser mc
>>740124603notice he isnt wearing a stretched vneck underneath and his shirt fits him.
>>740122913ywnbjb
why is the black foid doing gang signs
>>740122475Moneypenny is the series cuck, even Mary "Useless" Goodnight gets more action than her.The more you folks describe this game the more I get the feeling this is a good James Bond.
>>740122913>>740123013
>>740124160Yeah and dating apps are GREAT for getting women especially as a DUDE
>>740124157>im 6ft and i dont talk to women i just don't understand why manlets score more than me elliot rodger lookmaxing faggot mindset right here
>her face when you talk to her on accident, beat up her boyfriend, then repeatedly reject her advances
>>740124780I mean the shirt fit is fine, but yeah I actually agree that the tank top looks a bit shit.
>>740122475>>740124603they censored bond
>>740123951You’re right, ignore the seething, Bond is supposed to be extremely charismatic
The exaggerated swagger of a Cockney British man
>>740126969>i just don't understand why manlets score more than mewhy are you even choosing to speak to me if you are just going to write fantasy novels?
>>740122475she was hotter than Isola
I like his angry face.
>>740127023>say something schizophrenic to her>her chud boyfriend gets mad>put his head through a urinal>she confronts you about this but is visibly turned on>tell her you're busy>she somehow finds you again and thinks you're hitting on some tattooed girl>tell her off again>bounce her boyfriend's head off a subwoofer>STILL get her number after all thisIt really is that easy to get girls
>You were the First Light™ in more than a decade.
>>740123098Warm
>>740122913that outfit is kino and you're just jealous your fat neckbearded cargo shorts-wearing ass would never be able to pull it off.
>>740131825OMG HE SAID IT
>>740131665honestly I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen any women bitching about that whole thing yet saying that it's a sexist trope/stereotype yet.
>>740123098just get an onahole that feels better than real sex
>>740123951I never see manlets younger than 55 with any women and if I did I would remember since I remember seeing nice things as much as I remember seeing bad
>>740132268I'd rather bitch about Theresa Lorca>Genius scientist>Is rich enough to go to luxurious resorts>Is also somehow an 11/10 supermodel with literally not a single ounce of fat in an unattractive place
>>740132345the perfect specimen for the BAC (Big Anglo Cock).
Zoomer Rizz is unbeatable
>>740123951It absolutely is a thing if you use dating appsIrl not so much
>>740132345>>Is rich enough to go to luxurious resortsshe isn't though, she's just there to sex her way into getting millionaires to invest in her ideaeven her dress is taken from the hotel giftshop
>>740124603>we love body positivity!>men and women should be equal!>censor Bond’s hairy chest
>>740122913fit doesn't mean shit if you're good looking
>>740132513>Moneypenny for 3 hours
>>740123098salty milk and coins
>>740132547>you got this Mr. Bond, the mission above all
Playing First Light makes me want to play Hitman again, did they add anything meaningful in the past 3 years?
rip chud
>>740122475She should've been the main girl. Not just some mission exclusive side piece.Isola is fine but Theresa mogs her hard.
>>740132729He's just resting
>>740122475I marathon'd all the old Bond movies up to an including Golden Eye. Bond being a joyless srsbsns guy is entirely a nuBond Craig thing. OG Bond was literally incapable of being alone with a woman for a minute without having sex with her. Didn't matter if that was as long as he had known her. He's a total horndog from start to finish and he enemies know this and keep using it against him and knowing that his enemies will use hot chicks to distract him because they have done it numerous times before, he still immediately and uncritically just fucks any hot woman he's alone with no matter how suspicious and relies on just happening to see the badguy sneaking up on him in the reflection of the woman's eye or something. The ONLY 3 women he didn't fuck was the young ballerina because he found her too young, the rookie agent (and I think he might have fucked her too later after he was done being annoyed by her) and Moneypenny. Even pierce Brosnan will immediately begin racing with a baddie who overtakes him with the smile of a man who knows he's living the life he dreamed of when he was 12.
>>740132513>renowned scientist who is also a 10/10 topmodelWhat are the odds of that?
>>740132663some of the elusive targets are pretty kinoFreelancer is cool too if you like roguelike slop but hitman
>>740132394>OI M8 WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MY FLAT GET COMPLETELY PISSED AND YOU STICK YOUR COCK UP ME MINGE>WHAT ARE YE A FOOKIN POOF? OIM OFFRIN FREE ACCESS TO ME MINGE YA DAFT CUNTwhy did this young lady behave this way?
>>740132394Does this pickup line actually work on women??
>>740122475His problem is his based levels have broken the basedometer. Cope and seethe.>>740123098What?
>>740122475Honestly pretty lore-accurate Bond behaviour. The guy's a fucking sleaze.
>>740132951The Epiphillum oxypetalum only blossoms at night? Yeah, works every time.
What's the point of this character ?Zoomers probably doesn't even know who's Lenny Kravitz, why they even bother?
>>740133228nigger worship
>>740133228jew worship
>>740133228they wanted some star power and Lenny Kravitz was all they could get I guess. He was pretty badly miscast honestly. He's fine for the right role but he is definitely not up to chops to play an African warlord.
>>740122913women like her are attracted to wealth
>>740133336They don't say he's african though just that he was orphaned and somehow became a teenage pirate warlord
>>740122475HE'S FEELING QUITE HUNGRY
Cutiepenny
>>740133431gross
>>740132394this dude looks like a cuck that pays me to fuck his relatives
>>740133336The guy who plays Monroe is more recognizable than Lenny tho.
>>740132729>leave cell>no gadgets>no weapons>no Q-watch >Q-lens deactivated>goes sicko mode and kills multiple heavily armed squads of mercenaries regardlessI usually hate it when a game removes abilities from your character in the middle of the story, but I have to admit that was pretty kino
>>740133228>we have the Ship Graveyard from Uncharted 3 at home: the level
>>740133336>Lenny KravitzI have no idea who that is, only actor I recognized was the meme guy from the walking dead
>>740133431>Short hair>Flat as a board>No curvesCould be so much better. But at least she stays behind the desk.I wonder if Cressida will come back with cybernetic legs.
>>740133721he's a musician. he did that I WANT TO GET AWAAAY, I WANNA FLYYYY AWAAAEEAY, YEAAA, YEAAA, YEAAAAAAAA song back in the 90s.
>>740133748she smol and cutei want to protect
>>740133748Her dad says she'll recover. Shell be back in the sequel. Hopefully.
>>740133794gramp shit worshiping nogs
>>740133794american woman get away from me? now that was based
I Love Cressida!
>>740133613God I fucking hated that level on crushing difficulty.
>>740134114why don't you ask her out anon, she is waiting?
>>740122913He looks like a preppy fuckboy to me.
>>740122475Why does /v/ say this game is woke again?
>>740134446it's only because M and Moneypenny are brown. that's as woke as it gets. at least Moneypenny is cute and likable though.
>>740132729Rest in power, chuddie.
>>740134114James should have pursued her instead of that Japanese-French thief hussyshe'd never walk out on him
>>740133431Black people with blue contacts look really weird IRL.
>>740123951It is. That and their personality.
>>740123951some dudes do overstate but it is definitely a disadvantage sometimes.t. short married dude
>>740134491Greenway is black but I actually like his character. It is weird to see them push this multicultural England thing so far though, it does feel dystopian seeing Indians talk about “for king and crown”
Notice how nobody is talking about the gameplay
>>740133896>>740133794Zoomers don't know him. His biggest hits were the 1980-1990, early 2000's. They weren't born then.
>>740134761Because it's just Hitman if 47 moved like Nathan Drake in combat
>>740134783The early 2000s was almost thirty years ago, dude.
>>740134761okay
>>740134841yeah that's what he said, retard.
>>740134759>it does feel dystopian seeing Indians talk about “for king and crown”Why? They were a literal colony. What makes you think some Indians from colonized India wouldn't have been taken/migrated to the United Kingdom/Britain?Same with Africans. Britain, despite trying to sweep it under the rug, was part of the American slave trade.
>>740134559laserpoison dartexplosive penevery time
>>740134948yeah that really is the best loadout for almost every chapter.
>>740134114Source: https://x.com/Kazamanagato/status/2061940636035526701
>>740123013>>740123198>>740123518>"JBW">the guy is actually just attractive
>>740134873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8xkASrk9agIt's almost a John Wick game...
>one mission goes wrong>3 agents dead>2 wounded>1 goes missing>MI6 doesn't care about the one that just fucks off?
>people complaining about the scientist girl being 11/10idk seems pretty on brand for james bond
>>740135436damn throwing really is OP af
>wtf why is the scientist girl a 10/10 this isn't like James Bond at all
>>740135448The guy looked like an absolute faggot during the club night mission so him going into fetal position was no surprise. Aside from Monroe and Cressida the recruits were a bunch of literal whos anyway. Even Cressida just disappears from the plot completely.
>>740132394Is he old enough to be in a bar?
>>740135769I never hear anyone talk about TWiNE, I fucking loved that one. The N64 game had a better campaign than Goldeneye as well.
>>740136065He's 26
>>740122475As if Monkeypenny wasn't three knuckles deep the whole time
>>740136098Some of the music from the PS1 version got reused for Nightfire.
>>740136150>new James Bond was born in the year 2000
>>740133431She looks like a cute zoomer boy.
>>740134873I honestly like it when games let you do janky shit like thisObviously this isn't very efficient but it's funny and it beats mashing the same 3 combos every time
>>740134114Cressida Dancinghttps://x.com/TheOgIronWolf/status/2060271293904404892
>>740133431>niggerpennyi hate jews so much.
>>740133431more like cuckypenny amirite
>>740134902jeet scum have never been loyal to anyone or anything but gaining izzat and beebs vagine. they are filthy shit from the bottom of earths wells, lower than any beast or insect.
>>740133431Cute and clearly designed for white cock only.
>>740123098>even askinggross
>>740132345You've never seen a Bond film?
>>740136434there's so much shit in this game that I see zoomers bitch about that makes it real obvious that the only Bond movies they've ever watched are the Craig ones.
it's not fair
>>740133431>>740133853
I only watched Craig's Bond movies, what else should I watch before playing this?
monkeypenny > cressida > theresa > red dress slag > mi6 receptionist > isola
>>740133853>>740133431Post Her Date Outfit pls
>>740136524there was time now
>>740136567this honestly is a good start. first light is solid by-the-book bond. but my personal recommendations are:from russia with lovegoldfingerthe spy who loved mea view to a killthe living daylightsgoldeneyethe world is not enough
>>740136613nah Isola is hot, I'd put her and the woman in red on the same level
>>740136567You'll be fine to be honest, but you should definitely watch some peak Connery as well as Goldeneye at the minimum
>>740123951Manlet cope. Decent looking 6+ft men literally get propositioned by girls without even saying anything in bars and clubs. "Social skills" are only necessary for short and average men who have to work for what tall men are simply given.
>>740136693Don't forget Licence to Kill and On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
>>740136830I honestly can't remember LtK and TLD apart, it's been so long I just remember really liking Dalton Bond as a kid and have never understood why he's so hated.
>>740136524kinda weird she doesn't show up again after the funeralshe even leaves behind a note at the apartment telling Bond not to be a stranger if he ever needs anything, I was really expecting her to show up at some point in the final act especially since they keep mentioning her dad, his relationship with Webb and how much he despises Mbut then nothing
>>740136635They should have put her in a skirt
>>740136693>
>>740136941that pretty hilarious how while Bond is making her ruin her date you can come across a security guard on the phone with his bro who is upset about how shitty his date with her is going
>>740136495Watched Tomorrow Never Dies recently. It was nothing like this dogshit despite being one of the weaker films.
Will IO keep updating this like the Hitman games? Have they said anything?
>>740137306Do people not like Tomorrow Never Dies? I liked that one well enough as a kid. It had Lucy Liu in it, she was hot. The stealth boat was cool. It is definitely not as cool as Goldeneye was though.
>>740123098Stinky cardio. If you can’t run three miles without stopping, then you can not physically perform sex in a way that would be meaningful to a woman.
>>740137361>Will IO keep updating this like the Hitman games?I doubt it. I don't think the game has anywhere near as much replayability as Hitman and they know it. There will probably be something though, like a 2-3 chapter long DLC setting up the SPECTRE reveal in the next one (assuming this isn't a flop like a lot of people here think it is).
>>740137474The story just wasn't that fun.
>>740134873The solution to that problem would have been making the table break after X number of uses.
>>740137474It wasn't Lucy Liu, it was Michelle Yeoh. Yes there's a difference.
>>740134873>never takes anyone out>just wastes timeWhat a great point to be made here eh?Vault animation i-frames can be abused in classic games like RE4
>>740138037Fuck me. 2nd Bond-related thing I've gotten Mandela effected by this week.
>>740132729>ugh knife wound... smells of curry.. brown gotta be
>>740134985agree. so many of the fights also have a lot of options to use the watch, but I never bothered except for in the q lab, because there is usually so much going on and the watch is slower to use
>>740138128No! I refuse to believe that she didn't have braces! It was literally the whole point of the damn scene, to show that she had metal teeth like Jaws did. She had braces on
Choose your Bond girl
>>740123098lick the back of you're hand, wait and then smell it, this is how sex feels
>>740133431this will happen in the next game
>>740136921Wasn’t it implied that she got paralyzed from the waste down?Her career at MI6 is effectively over in this case considering she was merely a recruit.
>>740140026Theresa easy.
>>740140736No she wasn't paralyzed actually, her father says at the gala that doctors said she will walk again.
>>740140285There will no doubt be an intimate scene between 007 and Moneypenny in the sequel
>>740140026Theresa > Cressida > Isola >>>>> nightclub whore >>>>> cuckeypenny
>Bond seduces every attractive woman in his game>47cel murders every attractive woman in his gameno wonder /v/tards like hitman but hate 007
>>740141492>that>"attractive women"U avin a laff mate? Even some of the random black women NPCs in First Light are still cute
>>740136921She apparently has PTSD and doesn't want to be anywhere near MI6 at the moment.And her letter is actually very sad, because it was essentially Cressida begging Bond to keep in contact, because she really needs a friend. And Bond never called her afterwards.
>>740132729handcuff this racist immediately
>>740135769I bet they've never even heard of Dr Holly Goodhead from Moonraker either.
>brute enemyhate this kind because I can't sidestep at all, so I tried to blind and takedown these as much as possible
>>740134873>James Bond armed with a dining tablevs.>Jackie Chan armed with a ladderWho wins?
>>740123098Pussy is so much better than anal, it's like it was intended to house a dick
>>740136150>>740136194I knew a younger Bond than myself was inevitable, I'm already older than Connery was during Dr. No, but I always pictured a "younger Bond" at least 30 they're just playing dirty doing me like this.
>>740122913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8IWJmXSo04
I do think Isola was a lackluster Bond Girl. She also reminded me too much of Ada Wong.
>>740122913Just Be White
Raytracing patch when?
>>740134873i like how everyone just stands around
>>740143808
>>740122475>forces Moneypenny to listen to the whole thing over comms to assert dominancestuff like that has happened in the movies before. also moneypenny is a snarky bitch, she deserves it
bondbros we lost
>>740144103It was a fun segment. I just wish it was a bit harder.I did fail it at least twice before I figured out what the game wants me to do.
>>740123951polling for preferred partner height with women tells you that they don't like manlets. thing is, since those polls are all conducted online where women think they can literally just get whatever they want, they will always pick the most unrealistic preferences.
>>740144247This faggot's "ragebaiting negative Nancy" shtick is becoming tiresome.
>>740144304>"ragebaiting negative Nancy" shtickthat's the majority of youtube nowit's basically just modern /v/ lmao
>>740144247>constantly shilling Rockstar>constantly attacking every single new gameMackel is a funny troll but that's all he is
Moneypenny in the novelshttps://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/Miss_Moneypenny_(Literary)
Monkeypenny is not attractive at all.
>>740135769There's zero 10/10 women in 007 First Light. Safe horny can never be 10/10.
>>740144642Another redhead they raceswap into a black girl holy shit, at this point this is a literal ritual
>>740140835>the sequelKek this flopped bitch of a slop game will never ever get a sequel
>>740141492>turbo lesbian>closet lesbian>lesbian>turbo lesbian>turbo lesbian>lesbian>turbo lesbian>attractive as fuck straight Woman>attractive as fuck straight Woman
>>740124603Literal chimp.
Is this game good? Hitman was fun for like 5 hours until I started seething at all the random angles where a single hand could be spotted and dropped it at the rave. But I was less patient back then.
>>740132319>>740124157>>740124160>>740132465>>740136783>>740144269Couldn't wait to prove him right, couldn't you?You are the problem, not your height.
>>740146430imagine being so thoroughly btfo'd you have to come back the next day to try to get "the last word" after everyone else has moved on from gaping you lmao
>>740146296You don't have to worry about that shit, 007 is all about having fun more than anything. Stealth is a part of that agent fantasy but so is hand to hand melee brawling and bullet time headshots. Think a cinematic Uncharted style adventure game with some Hitman-lite elements
>>740123098Filthy, sweaty, musty. And that's why i love it
>>740146296It's good. It has a base of a Hitman game, but it ironically plays more similar to an Arkham game, in that you have to conduct an investigation and can play stealthily, but you can eventually decide to go "fuck it" and start beating guards up. And then you have explosive setpieces where combat is encouraged - you can still use stealth tactics, but it's easier to go ham.
>>740133349They said he was a child soldier in specific African countries so he has to be African. If he was American at all they’d send the marines in to rescue some American kid who is being used as a child soldier
>>740145876She also never had any intimacy with 007 in the novels so do what you will with thatMoneypenny isn't a redhead in the films either
>>740146828He was a black child. US government wouldn't care.
>>740140736No she wasn’t paralysed although that’s definitely the implication given she said she couldn’t feel her legs. But she actually just broke her legs and is recovering at a super high tier hospital that rich families like hers can afford. That’s what the official report you can find says, broken legs aren’t that bad, sure she’s probably not agent material any more but she can still do stuff
>>740123951Certain behaviors work better if you're taller, other kinds work better for short dudes. There's been some rising stigma against those latter methods but it's not unworkable, just really obnoxious when you run into it.
>>740123098Fucking awful if you have two people that are out of shape. The smell from a fat woman that has been fucking for more than 10 minutes is vomit-inducing and you yourself feel like a sloppy mess.If she's out of shape and you're in shape, it's marginally better. Still have to deal with funk, but you feel like a god and almost every woman who I've had that dynamic with was in love with me before the sex even happened because I was out of their leagueI've also had sex where I was out of shape and she was in shape. Like fantastic shape. And 7 years younger than me. Shit was still amazing as long as you can last long enough. Ignore people that talk about "porn standards", you need to have consumed a good amount of porn to not bust a nut immediately when a girl like that starts stripping in front of you.And then lastly, I have had sex where both of us were in good shape and I was also in love with the individual. It was one of the peak experiences of my life (like top 3) and could have only been surpassed if she loved me back
Anybody else find parts of the plot weird?>I was very surprised we never got to actually meet 009 after all that build up and he was already murdered by (I assume Damien and his team?) the time you find his house>munroe and Cressida built up as best friends but not really referenced ever again despite munroe dying and Cressida being severely injured and retiring from the job. Greenway trained all the other double 0 candidates and doesn’t mention them once even though they all either died or were put in comas other than Cressida. I think the only time you mention munroe again is when you kill the second finn brother>all that build up for Bowma and his sister, Greenway saves you with knowledge about where she is. We never get to hear this. I shit yku not, I had to play the TacSim mode to hear the NPC’s randomly discuss the truth about harmony being that she died in a fire years after being happily married to some other warlord and Greenway lied to Bowma to keep him happy>Sir Webb has his heart linked to a device that’s gonna leak all the intel on MI6 if he dies. He dies. Nothing is mentioned. Was the leak a bluff? Nobody says as such>damiens backstory with his mothers suicide never mentioned a single time by any character so what was the point. I thought we were gonna manipulate him with the psychological info we acquired
>>740146974I don't think she'll ever return, because she's still traumatized by the Slovakia events and even if she gets better, I don't think her dad will ever allow her to come near MI6 or Bond.And Bond himself will probably try to push her away - for her own safety, because she's no longer a part of the "spy life". Fuck, even Damien says that once he's done with Bond, he's going after Cressida next, just for the fun of it.
Stop making shit up, he literally doesn't even get to first base before the black jewish shrill harpy cockblocks him, and he thanks her for it. The whole game is a humiliation ritual to deface Bond.
>>740147387Damien’s dead though. Also bright never blamed Bond. Most characters were pretty reasonable in the game. Even the villain
>>740147227>Sir Webb has his heart linked to a device that’s gonna leak all the intel on MI6 if he dies. He dies. Nothing is mentioned. Was the leak a bluff? Nobody says as suchThat one baffled me a bit, but then I rewatched the cutscene and it made perfect sense. Isola shot Webb in a way that he didn't die instantly, and the she proceeded to remove HYPERION's core. And when Webb died, HYPERION was already non-functional, so the keak never happened.
>>740147095>I was also in love with the individual. It was one of the peak experiences of my life (like top 3) and could have only been surpassed if she loved me backI know this feel, brother. We'll make it some day
I thought this was Nash kek
>>740147605I am almost sure Nash is going to be back as a villain in the sequel. It's too good of a plot hook not to use.
>>740147502I didn’t understand it required Hyperion I assumed he already had files to dump
So was Isola working for Spectre but they don’t have the rights to it yet or something?Not sure who else in Bond lore could even be behind her
Is the main bad guy better than that one gay mask dude from the last movie? I'm not asking for him to be Dr. No or Le Chiffre but it's gotta be better than Rami Malek the ecoterrorist queen
>>740147759>they don’t have the rightsThere are references to all 25 films and you think they "don't have the rights" for SPECTRE?Nah mate, they just didn't want to blow their load
>>740147708Webb outright says that once he's dead, Hyperion is programmed to release the leaks. Naturally, there is an obvious loophole in that you can just shoot Webb non-lethally and then shut down Hyperion, which is exactly what Isola does.
>>740147805The primer film studio and rights holders didn’t have the rights for spectre for years for the movies. That’s why they made up the Quantum organisation in Quantum of Solace since they couldn’t use Spectre. Then when they managed to get spectre rights after negotiations, they forced it into the next movie and the Spectre film was dogshit as a resultSo yeah, I am not at all certain the game studio definitely has access to spectre if the film makers weren’t. Bond franchise has odd rights issues
>>740132663Freelancer is addicting as fuck because I love improving 47's house
>>740147784Kinda? Like, the main bad guy isn't even that much of a bad guy, he's pretty down to earth and his reasoning is pretty sound, his methods are just an overkill.But his second-in-command is a fucking stupid evil cartoon character. But he's entertaining to watch, so I'll give him a pass.
>>740147819I don’t really know why Bond moralfagged to Isola when he believed her bullshit about Webb having her parents killed. “Killing him wont make you feel better Isola”. Says man who has just spent th game killing men by the dozen and made a quip as he murdered an incapacitated Damien in revenge for MunroeThen suddenly he thinks Webb shouldn’t be killed? Fuck that guy
>>740132951I think she was impressed by how out-there and weird it was. She's probably heard plenty of "If I told you I liked your body, would you hold it against me?" and "You know who's really excited to see you? My peanus weanus! Haha, yes, it's my peanus weanus!" type stuff.
>>740147784There's a much better masked villain
>>740147941>Competent but unreasonably cruel boss>Cartoon character ridiculous underlingAlright you convinced me, sounds kino.
>>740132908First Light resonates with me a lot because that's more or less how I play Freelancer: Semi-stealthy with the occasional controlled firefight (especially if one of the targets is a guard, firefights lure them in).
>>740148030Did you really just get baited into playing this garbage? Lmao.
>>740147973I can't believe the Sanguinor hates bond.
>>740127023Can you fuck her? Do you actually see it?
>>740147954...I dunno, man. The entire relationship between Bond and Isola is garbage, imo. Like, she's obviously taking him for a ride and he can't even tell.As for Damien, I did like the irony that Bond went out of his way to break his spine and then bury him under a ton of steel debris. Probably as a revenge for Cressida.
I don't even know how you're supposed to get sex
>>740148171008: Second Light will have Bond go Sean Connery woman beater due to past trauma with Isola. Screenshot this post.
>>740148150No, she's just an annoying slag that keeps interrupting Bond's mission.It's implied Bond fucked her anyway offscreen.
>>740148171>Like, she's obviously taking him for a ride and he can't even tell.Have you ever seen a 007 film? You realize that there's a spy woman in almost every single one of them?If Bond has never been a spy before.....how could he see it coming? Mature Bond very often also doesn't see the trap coming.
>>740148150No. The entire point of the character is for you to be punished if you choose to try and fuck her because she shows up during your spy meeting with another chick and tries to torpedo it.
>>740148171I just found it bizarre bond personally went out of his way to kill Damien in Vietnam when he didn’t have to but tried to prevent Webb dying when as far as I can tell, Webb was much more “evil” while Damien was fucked up from his mothers suicide, and mentally ill. I assumed during the stalling part or the fight when he’s on venom juice, you’d bring up him blaming his father for his mothers suicide to fuck him up but it’s never mentioned by anyone
>>740148370Nah mate, she is there to distract you no matter what you choose. That's why she's called woman in red
>>740148331Isola is so comically evil and Bond is given so many chances to kill her that it just becomes absurd. The fucking main villain literally warns him about her and instead he just... lets her go to hug the main villain for 5 seconds instead in hopes of slightly delaying a leak?Every character in the game is infuriatingly stupid.
>>740148370She shows up no matter what you do. I rejected her at every opportunity so it felt odd when she showed up acting like I’d been flirting with her and had now flipped. Looked it up and she always says the same stuff to interrupt you regardless of what you choose
>>740146030that's a pretty normal amount of body hair for a mediterranean lil' bro
>>740148467Lmao, I thought there was at least a choice there. What an awful game.
>>740148331No, I just got annoyed how Bond never learned not to trust her.>so Charlotte Roth wasn't your real name?>of course not, I was lying to you.>and Isola also isn't your real name?>of course not, I keep lying to you.And then he's surprised she continues to lie to him during the Antarctica level.
>>740148457I think you have to just accept it’s a hyppereality built on tropes. You either love it or hate itFor example>whole introduction with munroe>most stereotypical I HATE YOUR GUTS, YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE>training montage>characters have a crazy fight that wrecks half the training facility>YOU’RE ALL RIGHT BOND>they laugh and are best friends now
>>740148507Well she did save him at the end so yknow there is an element of trust between them, despite her conflicting positionThere's definitely a reason why some people are calling her Ada Wong at home
>>740148549That shit was corny but tolerable. Shit like Greenway having no idea that jeetGPT could have been wrong and he killed the other 00s for no reason was just tiresome. The whole game can be predicted from the first minute, they could've at least added some intrigue to it.
>>740148549Exactly, for a raging autist this will drive him crazy with nitpicking and they will tell others that it's bad, despite it being memorable and high quality top to bottomFor people with somewhat normal sensibilities who can suspend disbelief, it's an entertaining and heartfelt use of tropes.
>>740148607To be fair, the whole point was that Webb was faking the evidence to match the data. They were working with the fake intel all this time.
>>740148549>Hyperreality built on tropesThat's all good bond movies. Every time they try to make them some gritty more "believable" affair they crash and burn because Bond is made to confront cheesy walking talking archetypes more than he is people.
>>740145850define safe horny
>>740148478Funny Easter egg (or maybe not, not even sure if this counts or it’s just a small plot detail most people will miss) that I saw>nicholas Webb was game programmer before he joined his fathers company, biggest success wws Hyperion 9 a sci fi dystopian adventureLiterally goes on to name his quantum computer Hyperion that he’s using to make a dystopian worldAlso, like a lot of details it makes me think. I don’t think he made Hyperion afterwards. I think he made Hyperion first then made Theia for MI6 as its “twin”. Makes more sense in how he’d have access to the knowledge of its reports always that way
>>740148726SLUUUUUURP
>>740148670Yeah, also Greenway’s job wasn’t to investigate whether the accusations were true. He was told to kill them, as far as his bosses were concerned it was true and Webb planted enough evidence to remove any trace of doubt
There's a severe lack of spy games in the market
>>740123098Depends on the girl, and depends on what kind. For example, Oral sex feels nice and tickles.
>>740122475>forces Moneypenny to listen to the whole thing over comms to assert dominanceCould be worse, could be pic related. lol
>>740123098It feels really good, and not just because of your organ being pleasured, good sex between two people who really want it is a spiritual act that bonds (hehe) you with that person
>>740148670You don't understand what a gross level of incompetence that implies. That means that for a solid decade, Damian and his team had no slip ups. No leaks. And nobody at MI6 did anything but wait for the computer to give them shit to do.It's absurd.
>>740146430There are midgets that get pussy
>>740148746>Here at PCGames mag think Hyperion 9 is an overrated piece of crap>THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLDwhat was his problem?
>>740148549To be fair, Greenway does state that Bond's ability to charm others borders on supernatural. By the time Monroe challenges him to a fight, Bond's already BFFs with Cressida and the rest of the 00 gang.And it's funny how Monroe gives Bond shit for getting preferrential treatment from M, while Cressida is literally a nepobaby. Bond can even tease her about it.
>>740147227I also found it weird there was no foreshadowing for Damien surviving the previous “death” or how he’d even be able to move unless you artistically listen to all NPC dialogue like that. In the arctic facility you can hear the scientists discussing robotic prosthesis to help paralysed people function and basically describe it as making you superhuman. Without that him coming back in his iron man suit would have been even more shocking than it was
>>740148936>nobody at MI6 did anything but wait for the computer to give them shit to do.>bureaucrat-ran government agency simply stood there and twiddled their thumbs until their next order came from the "make work easy and get a nice pension" machineThat's extremely realistic though.
>>740148670That's also retarded because you don't need a quantum entangled supercomputor cooled by antarctic permafrost, when a data center in bangalore, karnataka, india would be just as capable of hallucinating fake data.Could've either went with scary minority report AI, or mechanical turk (indian) where a band of sociopath online jannies, data analysts make up fake data as AI, like in Hotline Miami>grok generate a plan to overthrow the gubmint, ya? in as few steps as possible
>>740148990But the permafrost cooled giga AI quantum computer is way more fun. Which is why it was chosen instead of the Kolkata Gigacallcenter (though a mission where you have to detonate that building would be based.)
>>740148472It's not though?
>>740148990It wasn’t just all bad data though. M herself says they’ve had zero terrorist attacks thanks to it.The issue is just that on top of predicting and solving current real crimes. It also hallucinates false ones from ghost patterns. The ideal solution would just be double checking before you assassinate or convict someone. But Webb interfering made it appear to be perfect, and after a couple years of never making a mistake nobody is gonna doubt it after
>>740148990The part that annoys me the most is that they conflated quantum superposition with qubits. It's real pop-sci garbage, oh, you can read everything on my computer because you've somehow quantum entangled every single bit on it!Yeah, that makes sense. Of course, if Webb has that much mastery of physical reality, I question why he's using it to clone a computer instead of just... you know, rewriting the laws of nature and generating infinite wealth from infinite energy instead. Seems a little short sighted.
> MI6 cannot into checking for false positivesThat's what the whole game is about.
>>740149093Also. Remember, the gubmint will always take the path of least resistance due to internal complacency. Say a spy is asked to execute John Nuts, and figures out John Nuts was not really a bad guy or a global terrorist, it's in their interest to either1) rationalize it because it worked all this time and things have been real good2) shut the fuck up and don't question high command lest you get booted off and all your pension and accounts seized for whistleblowing.
AI hallucinating fake news and its creator making them reality to match his narrative is actually a weirdly a'propos plot for a Bond movie, y'know.It's both bullshit and scarily accurate at the same time.
>>740149053>though a mission where you have to detonate that building would be based>Guy: "SIR YOU ARE BLOWING UP OUR WORKPLACE, SIR DO NOT DESTROY">Bond: "Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?"
>>740149143Anon, it's an understandable complaint but... Come on. This is the series with "smart blood" as a gadget.
>>740149143>It's real pop-sci garbageThe game has fucking missile pens, laser watches and mech suits. I don’t think you’re in the right franchise if you expected hard realistic science
>>740149229>Bond has to grab an MI6 planted Google play gift card and input the code on his detonator
>>740149174But they did check, thats the whole point of Webb using Damien to clean up narratives to match the false data.
>>740124603Sean Connery wore Toupée in every single Bond movie.
>OOOO STICK YOUR DICK IN MEWomen are weird
>>740149282It's actually a decently well written beat that after a period of checking the agency gets complacent and doesn't bother questioning it because it just werks
>>740149315Maybe we should apply the same thinking to jews and niggers... Hmmm...
>>740149289
>>740149220I fucking love the concept, I just wish the execution was a bit more polished. As far as Bond plots go though, it's up there.
>>740149352Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom and all that.
>no old bond dlc where all the female romantic targets are exclusively BBWsShit game, refunding.
>>740149315Also it’s foreshadowed well early on. Remember when M says she’s hiring you because Theia said bond shouldn’t rescue the staff in Iceland because he had less than 1% probability of success?Yeah, that was bullshit lol. Ironic when you think about it. Bond was hired for doing an “impossible” thing. But it was only impossible according to the flawed opinion of Theia. If they’d just given more reasonable odds then Bond would have appeared to pull of the impossible and thus get hired and eventually destroy Theia and Webb
>>740149282Does not compute. If they were preventing crimes and terrorisms, then Damien has nothing to fabricate. If Damien fabricates a crime predicted by THEIA, then they weren't preventing shit and the whole point of this machine is moot.
>>740149053I wish the GIGA AI quantum computer was established as something more credible and intimidating than ChatGPT.Imagine some scifi capeshit where a 4d infinite energy source gizmo is used to toast bread.>>740149093and then greenway says over a decade worth of operations was made up on claude hallucinations that webb's son globetrotted to retcon.>>740149220>7 years in development to tell a shittier Tomorrow Never Dies featuring AI and a pudgy bongladeshi techbro, with gameplay worse than Uncharted 2; movie tie-in shovelware churned out within 6 months of premiereWhy did they bother with Hitman devs lmao>whoa, hitman 2016 is basically bond game everyone wanted>we proudly announce project 007>2026年6月3日 >from people who made the renowed HITMAN™ series, a shittier Uncharted Asylum: First Bond>>740149276>stealth mission where bond infiltrates a "tech support center" and has to plant MI6 rootQit google play cards that when redeem compromise the hardware.
>>740149230>nuBondNone of that shit is Bond. The stupidest it gets is an invisible car.>>740149238These are absurd, but at least they don't break basic laws of physics. The quantum computer shit is like saying "oh, I built a machine that travels back in time but I only use it to restock my fridge". The fanciful technology involved could be put to much better use.
>>740149427>AI refuses to give the White man some credit>leads to its destruction
>>740149473I don’t know what you’re saying, it sounds like you didn’t play the game or even bother looking up what happened in it so you don’t understand it and are just saying words.
>>740149495>Oh hey I built the highest amount of possible semiconductors ever seen in history. I'm going to use it to emulate the NES and play Mario 1Not that weird
>People think the story is about AI>In reality it’s about weak men like Webb seething at the mere existence of great men like Bond>Game is just one big Virgin vs Chad memeBased?
>>740133228>knows you lied to the guy in the blue suit to get your way>still believes you about his sister without any verificationhis character and segment ruin the game
>>740149493>movie tie-in shovelware churned out within 6 months of premiereWhat are you talking about? Don't you have a Lara Croft thread to go seethe in>>740149554Based
>>740149554Building the super quantum nuts computer is pretty kino. This is why you need high self esteem. He could've sold mini versions for trillions.
>>740149534You don't understand because you're a jeet. Sucks to be you.
>>740149669Says the nigger who can’t understand a fucking bond game lmao
>>740149554It's funny that the whole Slovakia mission goes tits up for Webb, specifically because he didn't bother to include Bond in his equation.
>>740149580also lenny kravtiz can't act for shit
I'm Bondman
>>740149732I never watched the origin stories explaining movies was bond always a richfag as a kid?
>>740149473>If they were preventing crimes and terrorisms, then Damien has nothing to fabricateThey weren't really preventing crimes. They were hallucinated crimes, thought crimes that were plucked out of data. Battle plans executed, operations are ran, and innocent people get murdered. Damian fixes the crime scenes to fit the narrative. Plant a terrorists passport in the rubble of the girls school, wam bam thank you ma'am. Operation is a success
>>740132394If person don't respond with the code right away you have all right to kill them if they try to stop you.
>>740149706lol it was very obvious early on Webb and Theia would be villains but I liked him at the funeral he seemed legit sad and introspective. Good villains. Sir Nicholas Webb wws the well meaning “end justifies the means” intellectual villain while Damien was just a psycho who enjoyed being a violent mercenary and committing war crimes with his bros
Poor Monkeypenny
>>740149768>was bond always a richfag as a kid?Since at least Skyfall
>>740149826Fair enough. Sick house Mr. Bond.
>>740149768Yeah we know you didn’t watch the movies
>>740149801Monkeypenny cute, Monkeypenny sex. I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>740149586>What are you talking about?
>>740148472>normal amount of body hair for a mediterraneanthat's anglo though (or possibly scot)
>>740124603Old Bond films were literally just Sean Connery banging a dozen women in a row.
>>740149778How could they not be preventing crimes when they had zero terrorist attacks and countless prevented ones? Theia was working it just created false reports as wellIf Theia legit didn’t work at all then Webb wouldn’t have the resources to constantly be faking crimes to cover up for it. That would be a colossal effort far larger than he would be able to support. It looked more like there were a dozen or so major false reports a year.
>>740149919By banging we also mean slapping them
>>740149693Pathetic.
>>740149871
>>740122913What matters is the watch on his wrist. Can't believe not one of the incels that replied before pointed this out.
>>740149706Not even 009 seemed to know much about Bond according to the big 'wall of crazy' on his boat. And this was a guy who was comically, cartoonishly prepared with traps and lasers everywhere.>>740149580Wait til he finds out what that fucker Bond did to her with a burger.
>>740149934>countless prevented ones?The point is that there are staged events, anon. "When you only have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail"?
>prior to launch, everybody was convinced that nu-Bond is going to end up as a weak soiboi>in the game proper, Bond is consistently depicted as the ultimate Chad ThundercockI for one am surprised
>>740149778Damien commited real crimes to fit THEIA's predictions. But it means actual crimes actually happened and MI6 failed nonetheless?
>>740149890Lmfao. You are not to be taken seriously.
>>740150083I think IOI knows you have to make your guys badasses.
>>740150048How can you prevent an event that's already happened?
>>740150150No, the real crimes happened, but they were blamed on someone else, to match THEIA's predictions, that's the point.>three unrelated deaths happen and the only thing those three people had in common was a hair stylist>THEIA concludes hair stylist was a killer>Damien kills the 4th person that went to the same person and plants the body in his house as a smoking gun. THEIA was never wrong, case closed.
>>740150083Almost like the internet is filled with reactionary manbabies having a shitfit about everything for the sake of it.
>>740150083>Bond is consistently depicted as the ultimate Chad ThundercockHe spends the entire game getting slapped around and has to be bailed out by women multiple times.What a chad.
Would your sister be bond burgered by this bond?
>>740123013>>740125596Unfathomably based.
>>740150385It's starting to become a serious issue>>740150394>spends the entire film getting slapped around and has to be bailed out by women multiple times>What a chad.
>>740150385>buzzword buzzwordsjust say people
>>740150403Even Bond would be stumped by the mystery of what fucking gender my sibling thinks they are now, it's ruff m8
>>740150446People forget how much of a bumbler Bond was in Goldfinger.
>>740150446>heh look at this shot of a chick Bond later fucked! This proves that nuBond is just as cool!It's almost embarrassing at this point.
>>740150518But nuBond also bones chicks that save his ass though
>>740150518You lost.
>>740150362> Damien kills the 4th person that went to the same person and plants the body in his house as a smoking gun. THEIA has failed to predict this crime, it has failed us. Withdraw financing from Webb naow!
>>740150545>But nuBond also bones chicks that save his ass thoughYou know I've watched the game, right buddy? He bones 2 chicks, one in a 2 second montage, and the latter is a hag he later has to save.But hey, Isola feels bad for him so she goes back for him after he's only partially brain damaged, what a chad!
>>740133431That's a dude.
>>740150582Or more likely>Hey that's a discrepancy from the THEIA prediction. Weird. Well ever since THEIA is up I get pay raises and better benefits. Might as well shut up about it. It's probably nothing anyways.
>>740150620Why are redditspacers always so angry and unreasonable?
>>740150670Shit, you really didn't have any comeback after you found out I've actually watched this shit, huh? Better luck next time.
>I've watched the game
>>740150704>gameIt's a slightly interactive cutscene experience, I wouldn't waste drive space on it.
>>740150703No, your argument is a nothingburger because you prove my point but say >It doesn't countI just wanted to make fun of you
>>740144247https://youtu.be/9yx3HUVlVpI?t=123DSP has already put out his opinion and it's the only one that matters
this game is not even worth to pirate
>>740149801That's an insult to her.
>>740123951>They hated him for he spoke the truth.
>>740150582THEIA's job in that case was not to predict the crime, but to pinpoint the culprit. The wrong culprit was pinpointed, so Webb ensured that evidence points to him by faking the scenario.
>>740150756God he looks like he's melting, is he on meth?
>>740150746>you prove my pointHow does refuting your point prove it? Name a chick he fucks that saves him.
>watched the game
>>740150797Mounjaro.
>>740150808>I've watched this shitYou should play the game. It's in there
>>740150756>DSP claims the game is too easy>he keeps failing the tutorial missionWhy do muppets like him exist?
>fucks Bond>saves his life>steals the computer>shoots WebbGive her some more credit, she's the most competent person in the story
>>740150856Still incapable of answering the question, I see. Next time you get paid to market slop, at least try and claim things that can't be debunked in 2 seconds.
>>740150894DSP did not play it. He stopped playing before you even uncover Webb industries, he never played the Vietnam section. He literally did not play the game
>>740150914There's nothing I want more from a Bond game than a girlboss running circles around Bond for the entire game, really thrilling stuff. Would've been a much better game if we got to play as her instead.
>>740150796We were talking about how THEIA helped prevent countless crimes and terrorist attacks. It means THEIA was predicting them.
>he didn't play alongNGMI
There's nothing I want more than for shitposters who watched the game on YouTube to plague the games discourse for weeks/months/years
>>740122475Mans got that orangutang build going on. Reminds me of that one MMA fighter. Super long arms.
>>740151059this
>>740140835That would be an actual huge death flag for her if that happened so I doubt it. If Bondpenny happens it wont be til the very end of the series.
>>740151521intimate =/= romance
>>740151052THEIA is not a Minority Report - it wasn't preventive. THEIAs task was to sift through data to pinpoint the patterns that allow MI6 to identify threats. The issue is that THEIA was coming up with bullshit patterns.
>>740149918Maybe he has roman ancestry if you dig deep enough.
>>740150914I have a feeling she won't be back for a sequel. No Bond girl does and IOI might want to be consistent with that. She might get killed offscreen for failing SPECTRE.
>>740150756>the only one that mattersI didn't even know the guy was still alive
>>740150980Don't give them any ideas
>>740150048I know you didn’t play the game but come the fuck on. Why even comment in the thread? You literally see the list of the fakes ones. It’s not all of them.And if Theia only made everything up then how do you think they still somehow prevented all terrorist attacks while operating off of false intelligence? Zero succeeded even though from your false understanding Theia wasn’t detecting them?
>>740144019>i like how everyone just stands aroundwhat would you rather they whip out their wieners and jerk off while waiting?
>>740151052I just told you that they weren't preventing real crimes. They were even staging events and killings while planting evidence in order to confirm the conclusions drawn>>740151904Lol. You the guy that watched on YouTube?
>>740151980No, I’m the guy who enjoyed the game >I just told you that they weren't preventing real crimesIt’s ok that you misunderstood the plot bro. It’s not that serious
>>740151904I assume Damien was playing the anti-terrorist role, by killing the actual terrorist, so that nobody gets any wiser. Again, Webb only cares about THEIA being proven right.
>>740152049lol. This doesn’t make sense. How could Damien “play the anti terrorist role” in your mind? If the fucking machine doesn’t work at all then it can’t tell them what to prevent in the first place
>>740151590What's really going on here bub, why are you pretending that the AI was doing the right thing? Did you actually believe M when she said that the computer has prevented every terrorist attack? What about the attack on the 00's? You can't be this stupid, right?Was the "ghost patterns" reveal not enough for you to realize that the prevented terror attacks never existed?
>>740152094That's why Webb has HYPERION.
>>740152127Meant for>>740152028
>>740151752He's charging people $50 a pack to open pokemon cards on stream. He's doing great
Brown shill thread.
>>740152127>Did you actually believe M when she said that the computer has prevented every terrorist attack? What about the attack on the 00's? You can't be this stupid, right?I don’t think you listened to a single thing in the game.M literally asks bond how many terrorist attacks succeded since she took office 14 months ago and he says zero.She says countless have been prevented behind the scenes.I’m not saying the AI was “doing the right thing”. It’s a machine not a morality bot. I’m saying you’ve fundamentally misunderstood a basic part of the plot>Theia isn’t perfectIs not the same as>literally nothing Theia says is trueIf you think the latter is how it works, then how the fuck did Theia successfully track down 009 after Slovakia? It’s not accurate after all, oh wait except when uses it working to track down 009 so Damien can kill him be for you get there.>>740152128Hyperion is the sibling of Theia. It doesn’t do anythjng differently. It’s a twin. So what do you mean “that’s why Webb has Hyperion”? It doesn’t give him anything different It’s really not a complicated plot. I don’t know why so many stubborn fools can’t grasp the difference between a machine not being perfect and sometimes making false reports, to one that doesn’t work ever.Objectively it does work, it’s just not perfect and therefore something to just take as fact (especially if you’re gonna be killing people because it says they’re guilty)But we see it work in game. It tracked down 009s location Unless you’re gonna retcon some headxanon to explain that away. It proved it works in game
Discussing video games? On my /v/? It's more common than you think
>>740150894for ragebaithe's been doing it before it was a thing
>>740150756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9APgp_Nv90
>>740152462When the game reveals to you that the computer is hallucinating conclusions, why would you think that it had successfully prevented terrorist attacks? It can't prevent terrorist attacks. Only agents in the field can do that. Clearly the reveal of planted evidence to support conclusions is supposed to indicate that this happens very, very often. Not just a 1/100 fluke, but a weekly occurrence.Also enough of that god awful fucking Reddit posting.
>play a game IOI said they wanted to feel like a movie>complain that it feels like a movie>still die several times
>>740152576>When the game reveals to you that the computer is hallucinating conclusions, why would you think that it had successfully prevented terrorist attacksBecause the main character says there’s been no terrorist attacks. So eitherA) the machine works just not perfectlyOrB) MI6 somehow prevented all terrorist attacks in Britain despite relying on a machine that never works as their main source of intel for over a year
>>740152620>relying on a machine that never works as their main source of intel for over a yearAll or nothing thinking is a symptom of autism.
>>740152576you didn’t explain how Theia tracked down 009 because it just disproves you completely. You dumb retard. You didn’t understand a fucking video game plot lmaoooo
>>740152651Never claimed that THEIA can't draw a correct conclusion, that's a strawman
>>740152648So ignore moneypenny and M saying this in game because it makes you wrong? Fuck you retard faggot. I’m glad this thread is dying so you can pollute the world a little less. I know you realise you’re wrong and you’re coping but fuck off and kill yourself
no seriouslystop putting steamers/e-celebs in video games
>>740152697You're getting really, really angry simply because I stated a very simple fact.They weren't preventing real crimes.
>>740152713Looks like a fag whoever it is.
Why are you poking holes in a James Bond story?
>>740152787Autists know no joy
>Me in the nightclub, while the other agents freak out about the tight deadline we have to complete the mission
>>740152805>MI6 already know who it is and sent Greenway just in-case just dance
I like that bluff mechanic. It's essentially a "get out of jail free" card, but it has its uses.There were so many times when I went "fuck me, stealthing through this room is a pain, but I don't want to raise an alarm, so I'll just bullshit my way through it". It's surprisingly organic.
>>740137985>Damn, Bond. Lay off the burgers.
>>740153052Same. I really like how simple the game is to switch between the stealth and combat states with the bluff as the buffer in the middle, you can decide to just bypass it all at opportune moments and create your own flow between encounters. It works so well for the 007 fantasy to give the game that extra layer
>>740152620>MI6 somehow prevented all terrorist attacks in BritainOr, you know, there just weren't any? It's the rock that stops tiger attacks.
>>740153052its just a repackaged mechanic from hitman absolution but they made more thematic. feels kinda waste to use it but then again the game is imo so easy resource economy basically doesnt matter so i was just using it to see the voicelines.
>>740152713you'd never know who any of the supposed ecelebs are unless you already know who they are through faux pas.
>>740153765nta but there were mini trailers showing who they were
Rebecca Lorca r34 when?
>>740153875Have your pr department make some.
>>740153459>>740152576britain is a suerveillance state so if theres any country where ai supervisor would work its there. i dont think the assumption is that damien is going around with PMCs staging terror attacks all around the world and instead you're meant to take it as a trolley problem or end justifies the means. like IRL i can guarantee you there are already massive expensive ai agent mistakes that you never hear about because the companies choose to keep it internal (or they get paid to)
>>740153861dont see it
>>740153875Theresa, and there's been only a couple things so far. Someone has ported the model out thereYou could easily take her screenshots and put it in AI
>>740154203>i dont think the assumption is that damien is going around with PMCs staging terror attacksNo, the game explicitly tells you that he was planting falsified evidence behind at these THEIA ordered operation sights, places where the real work was done, to implicate suspects and confirm the conclusions.
>>740152620Perhaps the terror cells just disbanded on their own?
>>740154407i should have specified, on a large scale. meaning the big computer is preventing more crime than webb's efforts at burying its mistakes create.
>>740154453>the big computer is preventing more crime thanNo. No I don't think it is
>>740154539the game's message is very mcuh in lieu of "ai is here to stay, but it makes mistakes, and also requires new paradigms of opsec to utilize it ethically and safely", this is why mi6 doesnt just tear it down and try to protect it, and instead go after hyperion which is an example of a new attack vector mi6 didnt foresee and has to defend against.
>>740122475He looks like a weird mix of Hans and Henry from Kingdom Come.
>>740154659>ai is here to stay, but it makes mistakes, and also requires new paradigms of opsec to utilize it ethically and safelyI think the entire point of it saying Bond couldn't accomplish the mission at the start is all you need to know about what the game is trying to tell you about AI
>>740154539I know it's something he has in the novels, but how does Bond still do his job despite having a pretty noticeable scar on his face?
>>740132513>Moneypenny be waiting for Bond's penis moneyshot
>>740154760that's because bond is a hothead and not a rationalist, even greenway criticizes bond for his "blind dumb luck".
>>740154945Play the game with your eyes and ears open next time
>>740132394>Approach slag>Say random cryptic bullshit>Try to walk away when she doesn't respond how you want>Still gets in thereCan you just do anything if you're hot?
>>740155005that's literally a quote from greenway at the start of the 1st malta chapter
>>740154945That's what they assume until they realize Theia can make mistakes. The point is they used it as a crutch and not a tool.
>>740155061Someone who doesn't listen to the fucking hallucinations of ghosts in the machine is just what we need right now
>>740154760also it didn't say bond couldn't accomplish his mission, but gave it a 1% chance. it's why mi6 brings him aboard, for his creative, impulsive, yet irrational thinking who questions the big computer. thats the message the game is basically screaming at you.>>740155114nope, the point is that theia makes mistakes, justl ike humans do, but it effectively prevents more crime under the right stewardship. >>740154659
>>740122475I wanted more shenanigans with Monroe and Cressdia. My boy deserved to score.
>>740151650she's definitely gonna be back, first of all because she's been well received by the audience and then she'll probably have a role in tearing down whatever organization she's been working for, not necessarily spectre
>>740149732>>740149768what bothers me is how the fuck does this richboy doesn't know how to wear a bowtie
>>740149981>Bond I need to scan your banan for tacsim purposes
>>740155245>she's been well received by the audienceIs she? I thought people were vibing with Cressida and Theresa more.
>>740155252Moneypenny asked the same question. Bond told her to shut up.I assume he had other priorities. Like learning how to deflower virgins.
I would negress Moneypenny.
>>740155245If the future games don't have a thing where they make you pick between Isola and Moneypenny then they're fucking it up
>>740155252its from casino royale where vesper does his tie i think
>>740155301I mean you're right i should have specified that was my opinion, but I mean I think the femme fatale archetype is always appreciated
>>740155536>I think the femme fatale archetype is always appreciatedSame
Glad that the story of this game is good
>James, audio's still on!>umm, tea time!
im not a chud but i nootice how many women and PoC there are in super technical jobs....... an industry typically hard to break in for non cracka males....
>>740155762How old is she supposed to be anyway?
>>740131665>>740127023>made the mistake of playing this mission with my wife on the couch next to me so I couldn't flirt with the bimbo
>>740156098Probably Bond's age or a little older
>>740156152
>>740156152Fuck that, should have done it anyway. Your excuse would be that you're just doing what Bond would do.
>>740156419I literally hovered over the choice and said exactly that, but women can't self-insert into other characters and always play characters as themselves.
>>74015623726-27 is a bit too young to have a doctorate, but whatever, it James Bond.
woke...
>>740156152Why do you care about what your wife thinks? It takes a particularly petty wife to give you shit over what you are doing in a videogame.
>>740156573Guess she's older then. Makes sense, Bond gets cradle-robbed multiple times. Isola is clearly older than him, and the MI6 receptionist probably is too.
>>740147095> then lastly, I have had sex where both of us were in good shape and I was also in love with the individual. It was one of the peak experiences of my life (like top 3) and could have only been surpassed if she loved me backI fucked a competing powerlifter once and I was really into her. We had a lot in common and she invited me over to hang out, baked for me, took me out to get dinner etc. Later on she was like "yeah ngl I don't wanna date you but I would fuck". I thought if I fucked good maybe she'd like me back.
>>740156993She has either a fat neck or a small head, cause those proportions are kind of fucked.
>>740125596all the women in that video look like brazilian trannies
Moneypenny. That is all
>>740123098>What is sex like?>10+ unironic repliesHow dead is this fucking website? Is nu-/v/ 90% normalfags now?
>>740149238>that thin neckMade for choking.
>>740132394His eyes look so weird..
>>740159268Do we even need more?
>>740160801I need some SFM I tell you hwhat
>>740123098>he thinks sex existsWhen will this meme die?Sex does not exist. If you THINK sex exists, you are a retard. WHO in their right mind would get naked in front of someone else, put the 2 nastiest parts of their bodies together, and then proceed to perform animalistic positions? You would have to be mentally ill to do such a vile act.EVERY human being on this Earth as we speak is a """virgin""" because sex is a product of our imagination. The nonsensical notion that sex exists is beyond me. Nobody has sex -- no one. Anyone who brags about having sex is a complete and utter liar, no ifs and/or buts about it. If you claim to have sex, stop saying that. We all know you're bullshitting for attention, and it makes you out to be an incredibly beta loser.There is no fucking, sex, making out or anything of the sort, PERIOD.
>>740156152>Everything you do in game must reflect you as a personHow did this faggot self inserting "muh representation" shit ever take off
>>740159268
>>740159268Cucking MoneypennyPutting Moneypenny in uncomfortable positions with your rogue operationsLetting Moneypenny get taken hostage and stabbed by juiced up maniacsRuining Moneypenny's date nightsHaving sex with exotic 10's while Moneypenny is running handler for your mission and listening
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>>740161205>End stage 4chan user
>>74015609817.
>>740161205
>>740161205Antisexualism is real anon
>>740161205Based Stork Believer
>>740132729Killed by a pube covered "uk legal otherwise you're racist" knife.
God I want Moneypenny's DSLs on my dick. Sweet jesus she's so cute.
>>740124603he looks pretty cool ngl
>>740133431im so fucking sick of this genre of woman
>>740166236She actually turns out to be a really fun character.
>>740166236What, cute nerds? What's wrong with cute nerds?
>>740132107did his boyfriend pick it out for him ?
>>740132934>>740160050>>740155023>>740149781>>740136065>>740133469>>740132951>>740147965>>740133058Do you cucks really not know what a spy codeword is?
>>740166236Beautiful women who aren't white?
>>740136830>On Her Majesty's Secret Servicenot the worst Bond movie but it features the worst Bond. George Lazenby looked like a dweeb in that role. Cinematography is great, but the fight choreography and editing is a bit wonky
>>740167904Gorilla warfare ahh post :skull:
moneypenny sex
>>740165896I dunno what happened between the trailer and release but she looked like an ugly old woman before and now she's super fucking cute in the final product. This never happens, who kicked the dev team in the ass?
>>740122475>assfaggotry imageyawn>>740169463>>740169480racewap=no play
>>740156152>>740156710>>740156419>>740156532None of you fools have had sex
Sex with smol brown nerd girls
>>740122913Being white in a 3rd world country is real life hack
>>740156993shame about brown eyes, don't like em t. green eyes
>>740133228>has a genuinely cool design for an African warlord and runs an entire junkyard city>no boss fight against him and he never appears after Aleph againEven though the game is great, it has a bunch of missed opportunities like this.
>>740137573sounds about rightfuck, i need to start running again
>>740171745It's always time and budget
>>740134759London, for better or worse, is probably the most ethnically diverse city in the U.K, and most of the cast are Londoners.
>>740124603this was considered a sexy man back in the day?
>>740171925Eh, it's more about him not outstaying his welcome. He's cool as a side villain, but unless the story would have him be directly connected to Webb (he wasn't), then he would be hogging the screentime for no reason.
>>740172047Still is bro, he would easily bang your gf/sister/momIt's called aura
>>740147487Honestly I think Webb did nothing wrong, and his final words seem to suggest that he was trying to stop SPECTRE.
>>740173068>Webb did nothing wrongYou're just trolling
