He's...so hairy.
>>>/lgbt/
How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe
Do men really have shoulder hair?
>Insomniac >Sweet Baby. Inc >HE'S LE WOLVERINE SO HE'S GOTTA BE HAIRY HAHA AND GAY MEN WILL LIKE THAT! >W-what?! WOMEN LIKE HAIRY MEN AS WELL! WE'RE NOT BIASED! >It's okay because Logan is a man! Men are allowed to be sexualized, but women? Women can't be sexualized in our games! They must look like 60-year-old trans women! Of course it's going to cater to LGBTQ. I hate to admit it though because canonically the character does have a lot of body hair because of his mutations, so it makes sense they made him hairy. I think they should have made him "less" hairy because the comics do show him with body hair, but not the way Insomniac portrayed it. I don't like how much body hair they gave him, that's all.
>>740124689They can.
>>740124689It depends on your lineage/genetics, like some Europeans have a lot of body hair. Italians for some reason have a lot, and so do Hispanics. I have quite a bit of hairy on my chest and stomach, but that's it. I have zero on my shoulders and back. Some men's body hair is darker and thicker as well, like you can see my body hair on my arms and legs, but on other guys it's very fine and light colored, so it looks like they shave it. I'm not gay, but I always disliked body hair, though it varies from woman to woman on if they find it attractive. The stereotype is you're seen as gay for shaving it because you want to look more feminine, and it's associated with twinks. I personally feel cleaner with less body hair, and it feels better when fapping though I don't shave my arms and legs. I do shave everything else. I never take my shirt off in front of others, plus I live alone, so it's whatever. I never worry about someone seeing my stomach/chest, and if they ask then I'll simply tell them. I don't think it's something you should be ashamed about doing. I think lots of men shave and just don't admit it.
>>740125315It's cold in Europe.
>>740124574the aesthetic of this game is awful. the pic here looks fine because the lighting is covering up how soulless it normally looks. i cant believe theyre still making AAA games that look this bad in 2026
>>740124574Fuck he's hot. Gays are winning while straights are losing
>>740124981>Of course it's going to cater to LGBTQ.If they were truly catering to the gays. Logan would be hopping in bed with Hercules. Or they would finally adapt his son, Daken. > the comics do show him with body hair, but not the way Insomniac portrayed it.That's fair, the shoulder and back hair is a bit much.
>>740124574The natty limit.
>>740124574It's called HRT and it literally saved his life you fucking transphobe!
>>740124689I have random hairs on my shoulders and back and it pisses me off. Theres enough of them to be noticeable ,but not as hairy as your picture
>>740124574Now zoom out realize he's 5 feet tall
>>740125476It's such a shame but the masses still flock towards it anyhow. I wish we had a true X-Men game where you could play as someone besides Wolverine.
>>740125798The X-Men are an allegory for the gays, why do you want to play as them?
>>740125782Yes and? He's cute. Please let my guy Kurt be in it too.
>>740125782if some men like petite women then it stands to reason that some women like short men
>>740125782> Marvel's official profile for Logan lists him at 5'3" and roughly 300 lbs due to his heavy Adamantium skeleton. The short stature was purposefully chosen by his creators to match the ferocious, compact nature of the real-life wolverine animal.There is a reason he was designed so short, but "le manlet cope" is all we'll ever hear/know, and Hugh Jackman is fucking 6'2, well over a foot taller, and I am aware short men probably just don't look cool for superhero movies, so I can understand why they picked a tall actor.
>>740124574He's been hairy for ages.
Female Wolverine would be as smooth as a baby's butt
>>740124981To be honest I'm hairier than that Wolverine. I was just thinking how weirdly smooth his legs in particular are because my upper thighs are like wearing goddamn shorts
>>740125851They have cool powers, what else?
>>740124689Yeah, I pretty much have a natural poncho.
>>740125907There is female Wolverine, and she's boring.
>>740124574They got Mike Israetel for the mocap?
>>740125921I have very light/fine hair on my thighs for some reason, but my body hair is quite noticeable on my chest, stomach, and legs. It's not super dark or thick like some men I've seen though. Some men have some very fucking thick/dark body hair...honestly if I had that I'd be shaving regularly. >>740125946>Nightcrawler >Gay >There is a scene in the comics where he fucks a hot chick on a skyscraper under the stars. I'm convinced almost every X-Man has been depicted as gay or bisexual over the years by different writers, even the women. Cyclops, Wolverine, Gambit, Professor Xavier, Magneto, etc. Hell, Xavier and Magneto were shown as best friends and even "lovers" in some iterations, I think.
>>740124574His face looks so pitiful
>>740124689he's been various kinds of hairy and various amounts of hairy over the years. Same with his height, muscle mass, proportions. Sometimes he's a slightly hairy shorter man with a muscular but relatively cut physique. Sometimes he's a squat little mini space marine looking hairy monster man, with insane body hair protruding all over and arms and legs as thick as tree trunks and giant spiky teeth. comic styles change a lot. Editors don't really follow strict model sheets.
>>740126119Because the X-Men are an allegory for the gays, they hire writers that are gay and gay writers turn the characters gay.
feels like they're going for the Jim Lee era 90s aesthetic for him. But you know with a stupid dumb looking taticool costume, and no hot girls allowed. I dunno why people who hate comic book aesthetics want to make comic games and movies man...
>>740124574He looks too small. Should have twice the amount of muscle
>>740126172Yeah, while there is official heights for all the characters, Logan is commonly drawn bit smaller than others, so that scenes will have more impact.
>>740125798oof. why not make a moodier aesthetic if youre gonna have rivers of blood and gore? it clashes so much.and the boring ass cyborg enemies. we really me too'd all the good artists didnt we
>>740124574and? X-23 is also very hairy
>>740126119>I'm convinced almost every X-Man has been depicted as gay or bisexual over the years by different writersI mean you're not wrong but not for Nightcrawler it seems. At most he's been used as eye candy for gay men by certain artists. There was even that provocative cover here >>740125857 but the artist made it as a joke that went past editorial.
>>740124574The only good thing about capeshit is all the god-tier gay porn we get out of it
>>740126362>I dunno why people who hate comic book aesthetics want to make comic games and movies man...Because the industry is still embarassed by the nature of comic book characters.
>>740124574I'm as hairy as him
>>740126960Ja?
>>740124574Was it really that hard to make his hair black? he looks like a sissy with that hair color
>>740126667>>740126993God i hate you all so much
>>740124981You sound like a fag.
Is this the new shitpost from people who were never going to play this game now that it's been revealed Jean isn't ugly like you guys kept posting about for like a year?
>>740124574If he's not I wouldn't really call it Wolverine.
>>740127150Takes one to know one.
He... He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you
Will Cyclops be in it?
>>740127003To me...he just doesn't look strong or confident. The face looks like he's about to cry. He doesn't look as young as I thought he would either or at least give him a sharper/muscular face. The hair should have been longer as well. He could have looked a lot more...I don't know? Badass? Or confident? You can tell they purposely designed him to look like a fragile male house-husband cuck.
>>740124574Well yeah. He's Canadian.
>>740124671Mouths exist.
>>740124574>>740125857>>740125946>>740126667>>740126993Stop Masturbating
>>740124981I always pictured Logan was built on the template of the stereotypical lumberjack of Canuck.
>>740124574>Snoy shows games with female protagonists>/v/: "Umm ermmm woke crap much?">Snoy shows game with a burly hairy guy>/v/:*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* "I mean. It's fine I guess..." I don't think woke is the problem here, /v/
>>740124574>New story details on Insomniac's ‘WOLVERINE’ game:>The X-Men do not exist in this universe - mutants live in hiding & most of the world don’t know they exist>Logan is part of Team X, a group who save mutants around the world > Low-gore paths are available for people who are squeamish about blood & guts>Mystique, Sabretooth, Jean Grey and Omega Red are in the game - with more X-Men characters under wrapsHow has Peter been a superhero for going on a decade while only now the mutants are coming to light?
>>740127905better question is why jean is 50 fucking years old BEFORE starting the x-men? WHY did they do this? young poc replacement incoming?
>>740124689Kek you should see Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon. That nigga had a forest JUST on his shoulders.
>>740128040To introduce Rachel Summers I guess?
>>740124574Horrendous face.They will never make proper video game faces again, they can only scan shitty fucking hollywood actors.Fuck this industry.
>>740124574he's not even hairy, that's actually very groomed and light hair
>>740128263In what world? Sure he's not as hairy as Beast or Nightcrawler but come on now?
>>740126329
>>740128263...Anon, if the Wolverine in OP is not hairy, then what kind of man is?
>>740128182and she'll be black. bishops daughter, raised by scott
>>740127905>Wolverine game with no X-MenSo /v/, what's is going to be:1). Prequelslop2). Marvel Licensing Rights still being a hilarious, convoluted mess.
>>740127723I mean, that's still kinda true. People born in the 1800's were actually a lot shorter then today.
>>740128858All of the above as always. Can't have shit in Detroit.
>>740125857I wish I had Logan's healing factor so I could be druk all day and not have to work about liver disease or brain damage.
>>740124574They got the body hair right. The face is weird, though. He looks too...soft, or something. Hugh Jackman was by no means comic accurate, but even when he was still a little baby-faced in X1 he looked gruff and like he had an edge to him, even when he was being kind. This guy just looks like a handsome LARPer.
>>740129286They did scan some guys face, right? Maybe they were trying to look for someone like Jackman? Much how they changed Peter's face to more resemble Tom Holland's likeness.
>>740124574why does he look like the vidya indiana jones?
>>740129602Now that you mention it.
body hair is so disgusting
>>740128617She made Storm gay, too?
>>740130071Not yet.
>>740128660...
>>740125315I shave my legs and I don't care about what people think. Most people don't know the pain of being hairy as fuck to the point where it becomes a liability. Like when I was doing martial arts it was a fucking pain. First time I shaved my legs and my balls felt like I was un-nerfed unironically. Boost in confidence, boost in performance... I swear God has his favourites. I have putrid genes.
>>740131001besides, everyone kept mocking me. Women kept rejecting me because it felt dirty and ugly. I was always sweating bullets down here because of the hair.... Now I feel fresh
>>740131001I'm too scared to do that. I already get ingrown hairs elsewhere.
Am I the only one that thinks the gameplay looks solid?
>>740131134well I said "shave" but I actually use a hair clipper. 3mm
>>740131186It looks pretty standard for Insomniac's recent games. I just think it's a dull format.
>>740131382That's fine, I just wanna RIP AND TEAR, I don't care about le political outrage.
>>740130686search your heart. you know it to be true
>>740130939ZAMN
>>740131536That's fair enough. I just want a proper X-Men game, to be honest. I know Wolverine is the most popular but what I'd give to play as other iconic characters.
>>740126038>and she's boring.not when Kyle & Yost write her
>>740127905>The X-Men do not exist in this universeDROPPED
>>740124574DILFThere are plenty of gay men who look like that. Strong, sexy teddy bear
>>740124574Do women find this attractive?
>>740131878straight up garbage
>>740124574Why did they have to make him so lust provokingly hairy and high test...?
I hope they show how wolverine transitioned
>>740132451gross af
>>740124574Didn't know Logan was Mexican
>>740132451Wouldn't the breast tissue grow back?
>>740124671Perversion
>>740124574More fanservice for women while I get called a loser for not wanting to play god of war as an old hag.
>>740124574Average European male phenotype. Do American men really not grow body hair?
>>740126172sam kieth did the pube covered wolverine the best
>>740126667To be fair EVERYONE wants to fuck Kurt. He's just a charming dude. I like when he was being the uncanny spiderman for a while, and him and silver sable get trapped somewhere and she accuses him of using mutant pheramones to seduce her and he just laughs because 10/10 bitches are desperate to get BAMF'd.
>>740124574Looks like if you dipped Wolverine in a vat full of reddit bugman juice
>>740132605American men consume high quantities of goy slop.
>>740132967>To be fair EVERYONE wants to fuck Kurt. He's just a charming dude.Yeah that's fair. Then again it's not like we ever get to see guys like Iceman or Northstar shooting their shot with him but I digress.
>>740124689I do.
>>740124574Looks like a game for faggots and women.
The lack of armpit hair looks weird. Even women have more hair there
>>740124671Frottage
>>740124981stfu annoying chud
>>740133568YES! Thank you!
Wolverine probably has hair all over his shaft, lol.
>>740133879So tried of the "How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe" copy pasta.NOT ALL OF US DO THAT!And many str8 guys do it.I personally have always done frot and never fucked or got fucked by a dude.
>>740134043Men do not grow hair on their penis. They grow hair on the pubic region and their scrotum/balls. What hair might grow on the penis is very thin and fine, so no, you wouldn't have a penis covered in body hair. That isn't how autonomy works, even for someone like Wolverine that wouldn't make sense. He could have a forest in his pants, but it won't be on his penis.
>>740134138You can definitely grow hair on the lower end of your shaft and its annoying to get rid of and it makes your dick look smaller than it is
>>740131960Jean, Ororo, Emma, Itsu, Yukio, and Mystique do. To name a few.
>>740124574why does he look like he just got blow dried
>>740125851All comic books are allegories for gay guys.
>>740134683How else could he possibly keep that hairdo standing?
>>740126408>official height>x-men 97get out.
>>740135927Here, damn.
>>740134138I have hair on my foreskin
>>740124671Follow your dreams
>>740136071anon that's actually not normal
He looks too damn clean and handsome. Like Cavillrine from the Deadpool and Wolverine movie.
i dont know i dont feel hype for this. im a xmen fan since forever, looks bad in terms of motion/action/ animations
>>740125151>>740124981>>740124689>>740124574I LITERALLY look like this1 to 1but norwood 4thank you sony
>>740136526>Looking like a meth-head cross-eyed balding drug addict is what anon considers "handsome" Get some standards.
>>740124574Wolverine was always a hairy manlet.
>>740136709Facial blindness and exaggerating things to compensate for a lack of personality are signs of autism. Get some drugs or mental help, whichever makes you tolerable to the lifeforms you encounter past this point.
>>740136850K, I'm not the one attracted to ugly men.
>>740137085Please point out where I indicated attractiveness to ugly men. Be specific and logical now.
>>740124689I have tons of shoulder and back hair.The real question is do guys under 30 have any body hair at all?
>>740124689meds do
>>740137219Of course?
>>740137219I have alot of chest and stomach hair. Not too much hair on my back. alot of pubic hair
>>740136709you joke but gays for some reason actually do like retarded meth heads that are on the verge to starvation
>>740124574imagine...haha
>>740125921>To be honest I'm hairier than that WolverineUnironically make an onlyfans, please
>>740133175>>740132967Is it rape if he teleports ontop of your cock?
>>740124574Uh, bros? Why isn't Wolverine black? I can't stand this blatant racism. He better at least be gay.Oh wait, they will probably have a character that is Wolverine, but black, and be even more powerful than Wolverine himself. Never mind.
>>740137476Imagine what?
>>740137621Wolverine has a half-Japanese son whose bisexual. >>740125586
>>740124574Bro is Sony going to block this from coming to PC like the gigantic faggots they are?It looks like it woudl be fun, but i ma not buying a whole-ass useless PS5 for it.
>>740137804Unfortunately, yes.https://screenrant.com/marvels-wolverine-unplayable-launch-no-pc-port/?taid=cb82bdc8-e034-4782-acc6-ecac86816ac0
>>740137889Gay. Thanks for the info.
>>740137702nathan explosion, if he bald
>>740137702Yeah and Wolverine killed him.
>>740136019Hulk hasn't been that short in 30 years
>>740124574Problem, chud?
>>740124574>kills womenday 1 preorder
>>740124689I'm into hairy men but shoulder/back hair still just seems gross, I don't understand it. It's like thinking a woman can have too much tit.
>>740139226>It's like thinking a woman can have too much tit.They most certainly can. If it's the size of two fully inflated soccer balls. It's too much.
>>740138098Then he was resurrected in Krakoa. Then he died by Sabretooth. Again, Daken's not dead anymore. Not if Bagra-ghul has anything to say about it.
>>740139769Really? I dropped the big two before the 2015 Secret Wars event so this is news to me.
>>740124574He's like some sort of hedgehog
>>740132680Imagine being so badass that you speak in your own logo
>>740139843Truth is stranger than fiction I guess. Still over a decade you abstained from. Not that I'd blame you.
>>740124981>I don't like how much body hair they gave him, that's all.Should have just said that instead of rambling like a retard.
>>740139843It's ok.They'll just fucking reboot at some point again rendering all previous lore null and void anyways
>>740136071As a casual fag I just read hellboy and mignola stuff and one shits and European shit. I wish we had a good hellboy game
>>740124671it's mental illness, don't try to find any rationale from it
>>740124574let me guess, the men are hot as fuck while the women are ugly or hags ?
>>740124574Hello, I just wanted to point out that the women in the Wolverine trailer looked ugly.
>>740140282Jean looks slightly better. Still middle age for whatever reason. Also the X-Men don't exist in this continuity.
>>740124574Robin Williams dying before this was made is a tragedy, he'd have been the perfect Wolverine.
>>740140486>Robin Williams choked himself to death before things truly went to shit
>>740124574I look like this. Is it over for me?
>>740140664Muscles and all?
>>740124574is he a manlet in this?
>>740140747Yes
>>740124574he unironically looks great, looks way better than that old leaked model we got that was a fucking twig
>>740137085yes you are:v)
>>740139843The new ultimates run ends next month. I didn't really follow any of the other titles but ultimate avengers was cool. Has the benefit of being a 2 year event so things can wrap up. Absolute Manhunter over at DC, from what I've read, was genuinely interesting and weird (the martians are like a psychic mind virus thing).
>>740132967>>740126667>>740133175Kurt is like how Peter used to be with women. Bitches used to love Spider-Man.
>>740142627Isn't Peter still the apple of many a woman's eye though? Despite his relationship woes?
>>740124574It's weird that they modeled his face after his VA, Liam Mcintyre, but also made him into comic accurate manlet Wolverine. It's like reverse Hulk CG.
>>740124671Gotta clean them pipes from time to time
>>740142859I haven't paid any attention to spider man in ages with an exception for they sent peter to space for a while, and the ultimate spider man run.
>>740141207Definitely an overhaul. Yet I can't stand the tacticool aesthetic these costumes have.
>>740125798The typical "crouch walk and stealth kill enemies with a cutscene" was a turn-off. Does every fucking game need this shit?
>>740145696>Does every fucking game need this shit?If it's a "Sony/Insomniac Cinematic Experience", evidently.
>>740145423Just...
>>740124574why his face looks so "nice guy"?Wolverine is ANGRY
>>740147216I guess it could be because he's not expressing anger in that image?
>>740124689i only have hair on my chest in sort of a triangular shape pointing downwards, and then a bit of a happy trail
>>740145696God forbid you have any other option than just straight up fight.
>>740147821nice
>>740124574>this is allowed but Jean Grey has to be covered up sharia style
>>740148769She still has her hair in the open.
Should've been an X-Men game.
>>740124574He's also, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this, a canadian.
>>740124981>make a man masculine>this is somehow proof of woke mind poisonwhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>740139769>Bagra-ghuWait what? This is real? I never read marvel dogshit but this sounds 1:1 like retarded version of Ras Al Ghul from Batman lmfao.
>>740124981>5'5" niggas after 1 week in the gym
>>740149308>Wait what? This is real?Yes. >>740140076
>>740149283He's figuring himself out.
>>740124671yeah but they think vaginas are disguting because "smell" or "meat" even thou anuses are literally made for SHITTING
>>740149727As if straight dudes don't do butt stuff on their gfs.
>>740124621Closet homo
>>740124574He's going to fagpill thousands of the closet faggots on this board.
>>740149727People who do anal tend to take care of their hygiene and take measures to avoid accidents retard
>>740124574why can women (and gays) have this but I (and lesbians) can't have (female) tits in vidya?
>>740150356Will it be greater than Jason Duval?
Reminder that Disney gets 30% of the profits, 50% if it's bundledThis needs to make way more than the budget
>>740150468For the same reason that you don't allow women to go bare chested outside and you keep clamoring "things are different for men and women" whenever equality comes up, I guess.
>>740150490Should've kept the PC port on the table.
>>740124574>>740143726Since it's M rated. You think we'll get a shot of Logan's hairy butt?
>>740150686They fucking better.
>>740124574Anyone else disappointed by the gore? Blood effects look kinda nice but there was literally no dismemberment, decapitations or guts flying all over the place, and Logan's body damage feels pretty scripted compared to how dynamic it was in X-men Origins. Also Logan's clothes healing with him is such a weird choice.
>>740150490>>740150556I wonder if they still gonna port it to PC since this deal was done before Sony decided to stop porting to PC.iirc Jason Scheier only confirmed Saros and Ghost of Yotei to not come to PC anymore. Wolverine might still do.
>>740124574>from the studio that brought you Spider-Man 2You niggers really are this retarded huh? Literal goycattle
>>740151201> no dismemberment,You’re not alone in that critique. I wonder are ratings boards stricter with depictions of dismemberment nowadays? I remember being bothered by the lack of the in recent Star Wars games for instance. > Logan's clothes healing with him is such a weird choice.How was that dealt with in Origins? Did clothes take no visible damage instead?
>>740151462>How was that dealt with in Origins? Did clothes take no visible damage instead?They take damage too until eventually Logan will just be completely shirtless. His pants never take damage though.The only time his clothes will heal is when he "levels up" and get a skill point.
>>740151263the deal says they have to budget the game to be at minimum 150 millionand needs to sell at least 6 million copies or the contract is terminatedthey will need to pull the PC port emergency lever eventually
>old leaks had Wolverine kill Debra Wilson in a flashback of when he is in project XGuess they did story changes since 2022-2023 or whenever that build was.
>>740151263It would be smart if they did. I know Sony’s bottom line is to sell more consoles but no one is going to throw almost a grand on a PS5 in this economy. Besides the Spider-Man games are available on PC. Why bother making an exception?
>>740124574Hairy Potter
>>740151678Well the license agreement literally says to have it on Playstation consoles and PC only so who knows, maybe eventually.
>>740151957It apparently changed >>740137889
It's HIS turn.
>>740127905>>The X-Men do not exist in this universe>But somehow Logan has his gayass yellow X-men suitWhat?
>>740152151Your guess is as good as mine.
>>740152151Different universe, different rules.
>>740124689I do. Basically the only parts of my body where I don't grow hair is my biceps, my neck and my sides.
>>740152059Hmm i'd believe it if its Sony actually owned IP's like Astro Bot and Ghost of games. But Wolverine is also licensed with Marvel so that may cause some complications.
>>740127905>>740151201>> Low-gore paths are available for people who are squeamish about blood & gutsGet the feeling this is why the gore didn't go as hard as it could have. They held back because of a retarded low gore mode.
>>740151201I assume they turned it off for State of Play. Right as the trailer ends there's like a split second clip where Wolverine rips a guy in half.
>>740152536>I assume they turned it off for State of Play.we literally had the ILL trailer in the same State of Play with even more extreme gore, its be stupid for them to hold back like that.
>>740152146Why is he so mean to Marc?
>>740152593Don't ask me. Either they turned it off, or gore was cut at some point during development and they forgot to remove that specific clip.
>>740152638>why is [Egyptian] so mean to [Jew]?
>>740124574All my life, I've heard nothing but disdain from women for hairy men. Off comments here and there that made me extremely self-conscious about my hairiness. I feel like women just want smooth twink these days.
>>740124574Why does he look so emasculated, sad and vulnerable? He's supposed to be hard headed and fierce. inb4>Californiawe know.
>>740152693They just want a White man. We are typically not very hairy.
>>740152151everything is already fated to happen. Just like peter parker being spiderman is orchestrated by some spider god.
>>740124574that's supposed to be hairy? i had more body hair when i was 15
>>740140089But Marvel's never done that before
>>740152693Asian chicks used to love that I hair on my body. They'd just lay their running their fingers through it over and over. They used to complain that asian men don't have any body hair.
>>740152693Women dont mind small amounts of body hair usually, but just on the chest/stomach, face and armpitsShoulders/back is pushing it for most, but most men who are "hairy" have it everywhere so GG
>>740152932Yet…jk it will likely never happen.
>>740145819Watching MJ get choked out by enemies stronger than her was admittedly pretty hot.
>>740124689I do. I have hair over most of my body.
>>740129140You wouldn't be drunk though. He has to drink a fuckton to feel anything, and then it goes away within minutes.
>>740126667>Be me as a kid>Play X-Men 2: Clone Wars>Think that Nightcrawler is wearing some kind of vest-mankini thing with his hips entirely exposed>He becomes one of my first faps
>>740124689high test will do that to you
>>740154631This is my cope as well but I'm told that it is just genetics. Same with balding. My father and grandfather were also both hairy as fuck.
>>740154736Well yeah it's genetics, they determine how much testosterone your body produces
>>740154836I think it has more to do with your hair follicles sensitivity to testosterone.
if im straight why do sweaty hairy men turn me on?
>>740150468because actual females with vaginas and heterosexual people in general have no say in what type of culture they can consume. everything is being catered to tranny homosexuals and toxic feminism. it's not about telling a story (I don't even care if it has a left-leaning message like MGS series), it's about sending the support message to trannies, virtue signaling about being on the right side of history, and being a progressive left activist in vidya space. so vote with your wallet, don't buy western games. let them crash and burn. it's that simple.
x-men just magic dindu nuffins that cause more harm to other mutants
>>740149721>>740149283>>740140086>>740133808He's right, you can make beautiful, hyper masculine hairy sex god men but make one woman slightly attractive and you niggertrannies will lose your shit. And I'm bi, btw. This wolverine is hot as fuck. I just hate the hypocrisy and annoying tranny leftoids.
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>>740125315Probably varies depending on how hairy you and your family are, mine's naturally pretty hairy and all of us shave body hair and are fairly open about it
>>740136690be my bf
>>740132451trannies really are fucked in the head
>>740150490They should port it to PC or Sony would pay the hefty fee - $9 million to Marvel.
>>740150276Who farted there?
>>740155110Explore it more.
>>740156092plus all unpaid portions of the guaranteesupwards of 150 million per game
>>740156272oooff Sony must be retarded for not porting it to PC.
>>740124689i basically have a kevlar of body hair, it goes from my torso over my shoulder to my backi trimmed it a few times and ultimately decided it's not worth it because it my body basically tuns into a cat's tongue, grabbing any clothing i wearit also helps a lot with ventilation since it pushes the fabric away from the skin
>>740124981Wolverine's face isn't even attractive
>>740124689Oddly enough i have no hair on my arms, no hair on my back, few hair on stomach and chest, lots of hair on shoulders
>>740155312They hate all femininity. They're just as much against designs like Nahobino from SMTV.
I'm getting real tired of the bitchass whiny straight people desu
>>740151597oh that's smart
>>740157258He says as there's almost nothing for straight women
>not a manlet with ungodly large chest and shoulders Aaand dropped
>>740155110>if im straight why [gayest shit you've ever read]
>they chose an australian actor>againBut why
>>740151337There are two types of goys. The ones who just need a little push to snap the fuck out of the jewish spell, and then there's the ones who WANT to be good little goys like >>740131536 who will eat the slop as long as they still have the ability to swallow
>>740124574he looks like someone's dad instead of a grizzled human beast
>>740159661>he looks like someone's dad instead of a grizzled human beastWhat kind of daddys have you been fucking? can you share their number?
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>>740158842> there's almost nothing for straight womenliterally every male character in videogames is still a hypersexualized virile male, women are the ones getting ugglified
>>740157258So go the fuck away bitch
>>740124574he's too smallneeds to be roided af with heroic superhero bulk
>>740124689Dude, some men even hair their back all covered on hair
>>740150356Not me. I like my men smooth and not Robin Williams.
>>740124574As a Greek man I am deeply thankful for the gorilla representation. I have more hair than that and my Asian girlfriend loves it.I really need to start lifting goddamn.
>>740159629Yeah, I think the gameplay looks fine. What you gonna do, come to my house and kick my ass? I'll even post my address so you can.
>>740124574Seeeeeeex
>>740159973What world do you live in
>>740161431>Fat "greek" guy has an Asian girlfriend $5 says she's hideous. People see the word "Asian" and assume instant attractiveness, but there are MILLIONS of unattractive Asian women. Not every Asian woman is inherently hot. Asian women also tend to hit the wall faster than white women, and even Hispanic women.
What's the appeal
