>>740124651>four years writing >best you can come up with is cringe whedonslop dialogue How many dicks has this chick taken? She’s obviously not getting hired because of talent.
How the fuck did they release an abomination of a God of War game with an ugly 40 year old hag, nonstop slow walking talking sections, constant marvel quips, and a wholesome chungus literal talking magical cube and the consensus online is still somehow POSITIVE?Are normalfags just completely lost beyond hope at this point?
>>740124651her bf is a jeet. disgusting whore
>>740124846That's not very different from the last game
>>740124651Why would you hire someone with literally no creative credits, who has never written a game or a book or a script or anything before, to lead write your AAA videogame? Who was the hiring manager? Did nobody think "hang on we're not a first time studio releasing an indie here, maybe this is a fucking terrible idea"?
>>740124651>4 years writing this slop
>>740124953she's not there for her writing ability anon...
>>740124651Again? You sure she isn't just some cripple consultant like before?
>>740124651I bet she used the chatgpt to make a slop for her.
>>740124953she is a relative supermodel amongst all the troons and battle ogres in the office
>god of war>not kratos>in made up amalgamation land Also a cube wobbling around in the background takes a lot out of the fight scenes
>>740124953Where there's a cot beneath your desk and you're not the one sleeping there, qualifications can be massaged. Reheated Avengers and Guardians dialogue from 2015 suddenly looks like a stroke of genius sucked from the aether.
>>740124821I thought she fucked up Saaros in the meantime, which her husband was on.
>>740124846>the consensus online is still somehow POSITIVE?Whatever consensus you're seeing is probably astroturf. My shit, while not in english is about 125 percent negative.
>>740124651I hope the cube is a Pauline from DK situation and it's not actually a damn block following you around all game.
>>740124651white ayran woman killing brown gods what did alanah mean by this?
>>740124651>4 years to write this
>Youtuber gets hired to do PR at Santa Monica>Writes a cookbook as a marketing gimmick>Claims this makes her a writer on the game>Gets harrassed for it>Studio lets her to write their spin-off game as a way to own chuds out of pityThis is games industry today
>>740124651Watched the trailer and I couldn't stop laughing when the Reddit cube appeared. It already looked like a massive piece of shit but introducing a quirky faggy sounding character and then immediately going into a "gameplay" section where she breaks out of prison by slowly moving about and glowing button prompts appearing on the wall sent my sides into orbit. Whoever greenlit this piece of shit game is one apathetic bastard because nobody with an ounce of passion in their heart could possibly look at the pitch for this game and get excited. "Hey guys!! Guess what??? Death is now utterly fucking meaningless in our franchise and the opening scene to the reboot has now lost all emotional weight :D".
This is the lead writer of Laufey. She worked on Gotham Knights, AssCreed Origins, WatchDogs: Legion
I’m sure her talents will be on full display
>>740125283it's california, no reason to lop hard working devs in every other part of the world in with that filth.
>>740125071That's what I wana know. She's known for inflating her worth on these projects
>>740125448The hypercut will be great, if it isn't already out there. >Kratos and Atreus quietly spreading her ashes in the ending to 1. >intercut with her fighting the final boss and shouting girlboss quotes
>>740124651So this is how you "contribute" to games when you can't actually make games.
>>740125508How do these companies keep making such incredibly poor decisions?
>>740124846This is just my gut feeling, but I don't think God of Cube will sell well given it's probably $200M+ budget.
>>740124651jesus christ
>>740125448It's crazy they would burn down god of war for this though. That was still a very valuable IP.
Life as a woman is dangerously easy.
I still can't believe that is the official coverart for the game.
>>740125508Better her than >>740125517
>>740124651Anthony Burch, dumpster this whore immediately.
>>740125593Kratos being sad and then smash cut to her juggling a generic goon before power slamming it into the ground
>>740125508>>740125603they’re funded by the Department of Homeland Security>also picrel
>>740125448Even if I thought the game looked good I would not be able to sit through the 17 minute Marvel cutscene in the first 20 minutes again.
>hmmm Forspoken probably failed because the bracer didn't give enough quips>lets give her a ribbon that quips AND a companion cube that quips
>>740124953If she was lead writer they'd be promoting it to the fucking heavens, she's probably just writing the fucking cookbook again.
>>740125624Arguably they already did by making Kratos lame
>>740125283fucks sake I hate everything
>>740124846that's unfortunately what the two previous GoW games have been, minus the hecking strong independent women that's just as strong as Kratos! as main character
>>740125265>GET IN THE CANOE ATREUS WE GOTTA GO GET ME CUBE.
>>740125968This is why I have no issue with AI taking over voice actors jobs. These people piss me off like you wouldn't believe.
>>740125283Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
>>740125283This is how you end up with marvel quipping and cube companions
>>740125776I was playing the God of war reboot for the first time and my girlfriend asked me "when does the game start?". Have never forgotten that. This game looks like an even worse version of that.
>>740126069>saar'd
>>740126069That guy looks tired.
>>740125738>goo cube does a follow up attack>(gettin jiggy wit it) plays at earrape volume>cut back to Kratos somberly staring into the distance
>>740125517Reminder who gets to motorboat that>>740124651She keeps winning
>>740125517>>740126245IndianBVLLS keep winning bigly
The cube is the most edible looking video game character ive seen in a long time. I want to eat the cube.
>>740126245Mmm yess momma I love fucking on your sweet titties
>>740126245>he married the town bicycle
>>740126194I just had a diabolical thought. Imagine if she bitches about Kratos to the Reddit cube or infers that Krotos isn't Boy's™ real father. It's so pathetic and hacky that I can actually see them doing it. Cut to Kratos being miserable.
>>740126328Your fat ass would eat almost anything
>>740126430Maybe she'll fuck the cube.
>>740126425Sour grapes kek
>>740126472That is significantly more interesting than anything they will do in this game and you know it
>>740124876Why didn't you claim her for yourself when you had the chance, anon? You know this is all your fault, right?
>>740124651Watch her just being mentioned as some background narrative consultant.She always exaggerates her roles in any project because she's a narcisisst who probably hopped into bed with some of the people in charge of certain staff.
>>740125517She doesn't look like that anymore.She hit the wall bros.
>>740126558>Kratos, you just can't satisfy me like this 4 foot cube of gelatin can>Father! Aren't you going to go after her?>Leave it, boy. We must be better cubes.
HELL YEAH! GIRL POWER! LGBTQ+ POWER! LAUFEY WAS MARRIED TO KRATOS, WHO IS A MAN! SO THAT MEANS IT'S HETEROSEXUAL, BUT SHE WILL STILL BE SHOWN AS LIKING WOMEN AND BEING TRANS SOMEHOW~! TRANS POWER! My name is Alanah Pearce, and I've sucked and fucked lots of corporate executive cock to get where I am in the industry! I was paid lots of money to write for four years and do nothing else!
>>740125517post her at the beach
>>740124846They liked the slow, boring, easy gameplay of gow 4, their taste is just that shit
>>740125236>not in english is about 125 percent negative.incomeYeah we know
>>740126069Ma'am stop the stream and do the needful now ma'am. Redeem the bobs and vagens all night forever my love.
>>740124994At least they didn't make her a niggress.It could have been much, much worse.(Still not buying)
>>740126736Relax dude lmao
>>740126245>just be a 6'4 gigachad
>>740124876You lost Timmy
>>740124651That's a Twomp without the face!
So how many dicks did she have to suck in order to get a spot for her name in the end credits?
>>740126687>We must have fewer polygons...
>>740126069Fuck Rahul's looking tired
>>740127026Can I model a cube with literally just 1 polygon?Would that work?
>>740126790I've never liked Alanah Pearce. She's the figurehead of Santa Monica, and is more of a spokeswoman if anything, but she likes to brag about it. Everyone knows she's a whore who was given a high paying job for no skill.
>>740126792>just be a 10/10 Stacy
>>740126162>>740127071I imagine having to work with Alanah Pearce is exhausting, especially if she doesn't want to fuck you.
>>740127026The cube is going to have 480 thousand polygons to get the water effects to look good using nslopea shit and will tank performance every time it's on screen
>Vibe?Shifted.>Blasts?Will be had.>Chuds?Seething.
>Written by a whore who's entire writing backlog is a cookbook >Directed by pic related HOLY shit lmao
>>740126687"Father, what is sodomy? The ribbon told me that mother begged the cube for it"."Boy, the ribbon is a trickster with a sissy fetish, don't stick your nose in your mother's affairs, I know I don't."
>>740124651Who is this character? Why is there a gelatinous cube?
>>740127258Lmao. >PS2 game applies admittedly complex shaders to a fucking box>it looks amazing>Modern game requires a second GPU to render a cube with a water effect inside of it
>>740127258I can't wait to see it slide through a marvel portal at 16fps
>>740127258Fuck you're right
>>740124651Taimanin did it better.
At least the writing is better then elden rings lazy zanzibart cringe. The gameplay looks more fun and welcoming too so really Laufey is shaping up to be a blast of a game to play and a future GOAT
>>740127384Kratos' dead wife.
Here to spoil the game: pic related is king of this exiled world. Laufey kills Ares a 2nd time to avenge Lysandra and Calliope
>>740124846Because you stupid faggots discredited the argument by applying it to literally everything.By bitching about non-issues like "wokey kong", or the writing in prime 4 you fatigued everyone.
>>740127706How do you kill a god a second time? What then?
>>740127713Prime 4 was a disaster. Maquenzie isn't even the most cringe character in that game.
>>740127706Na Ares will be a tutorial boss to show you how baddas and strong the bitch is
>>740127789something something Kratos did not kill Ares out of justice for his wife and daughter, but it was in his blood/nature Kratos sought power from the beginning. Laufey is depicted as the true hero of the games and has set things right for the murder of Kratos Family
>>740127713Why are tendies some of the wokest faggots ever?
>>740127735temu aloy
Genuinely just needs outfit options with some hot ones and you won't even notice that you're playing an uggo outside of cutscenes focused on her face.
>>740124846They are deleting negative comments on the trailer. The second most liked one was calling her Foid of War.Also nu-GoW faggots are a thing, most of them didn't even play the PS2/PS3 games. They think GoW is and was always that, some emasculated story set in norse mythology and they like that, since it's precisely what they want, some MCU tier vidya.
>>740124651I almost feel bad for soi of war fans.
>>740124651>spelled the name of the game she wrote wrong
>>740126664proof?
>>740124651The plagiarist strikes again
>>740127789They go to the afterlife for gods in the afterlife.
>>740124876is he at least brahmin?
>>740124651God of War: Hagnarok
>>740127224They're in a relationship
>>740128498You look at that man's eyes, and you tell me he's felt the touch of a fellow human being in ten years.
>>740124651>game name is laufey>writes LAUFAYE in the postoh it's going to be such great writing..
>>740124651No wonder Trump got elected twice
>>740124651Ah so that is why the dialogue was so god awful
>>740127947Because their only rule is “it’s okay when Nintendo does it”. Back when there wasn’t any politics in Nintendo games they would relentlessly mock wokeslop from Sony but now that Nintendo is putting pronouns and other shit in their games it’s a good thing
>>740124651lol she spelled the name of the game she allegedly wrote in her hashtag
>>740124846>expecting snoycattle subhumans to have any shred of standardsKEKAROO
>>740124651Does she steal a gum-gum fruit from Dionysus?
>>740124651God no wonder it sucks
>>740127947>want woke to mean something>"y-youre woke!"fucking pottery
>>740127789while i doubt ares is the boss, maybe a cameo, they already said the sword is super important so maybe its the god slayer sword
>>740124651I guarantee she didn't write it. Just taking credit for other people's work again.
4 years of writing for this shit is borderline scamming your employer, she should never work again
>>740125071She probably just helped put together the cook book (written by other people) again.
>>740124651I now hope this bombs way harder.
>>740124846>nu-god of war>womeme writeryou think snoys would dare to say any negative?
lol his name is phranque which looks like some kind of ancient name that fits in with the setting, but then you pronounce and it's just franklmao that's fucking genius writing
That's a lot of item descriptions
>>740125508That's a lot of trash
>the Norse saga was butchered for this fucking shit
>>740125508just smile at the camera fucking dumb bitch
>>740126245That's a woman that doesn't talk to her dad
>>740124651this is like replacing Sephiroth with an middle aged women
>>740130273the norse saga was trash from game 1, both as an action game and a mid movie game
>>740125508ew she looks retarded or maybe british
imagine telling someone that this is the next god of war game, its like the saints row reboot, nothing resembles god of war
>>740125603Just vote with your wallet until they get it through their thick skull
>>740125517can't believe you losers actually fall for this ugly shit
>>740130841What mythology is the cube from?
>>740124953Video game writing isn't really writing at all. Most video games are barely above the kind of stuff that would air on CW at best, and that is especially true for the entire God of War series.At its best it was on the same level as the 300 film, which was mostly trashy and watched solely for the cool spectacle and its current stuff has been the ramblings of someone fetishizing the concept of fatherhood to an absurd degree (while likely never actually seeing or speaking to their child).This game is in line with that.
>>740130893Marvel
>>740127789Then you get to kill the same god a third time in God of War 7: Neverknight Everywen Bettermen: Debra Wilsons Revenge: The Rape Cube Strikes Back
Cubespoken
>>740130954The cube is a RAPIST?
>>740124651>doesn't even know the name of the game she spent 4 years onWas she as much of a "writer" as last time?
>>740130901She thinks her kids are a compromise and wants to change the entire industry just because it is so bothersome to stop your game just because her kid needs something.
>>740124651>this one time, i ate boiled peanuts
>>740130841Why the fuck is there a cube
>>740131102that's frank, your epic companion
>>740131102the AI that gend the image probably put it there and they just wrote around it
>>740124846i took a look at r*ddit and even they hate the millenial marvel quipping reddit cubethey're not allowed to say they don't like the middle aged marvel quipping female main character in a god of war game but it's comin through in other ways
>>740130914they did refer to it as a cosmic cube
Is she writing the cookbook for this one? How many types of jello can she find?
>>740124651i remember seeing this bitch trying to join in on the Forspoken lashings only for her to be writer on shit with worse cringe dialogForspoken only has like 2 lines of actual cringe dialogue and they're both in the intro of the game, everything else is played completely straight and earnestly the whole LOL REDDIT CUBE is already clashing with GOWs vibe but tacking on actual worse than Forspoken dialog "I'm talking to a cube???" shit makes no sense
>>740130880>I can’t believe you losers are attracted to a conventionally attractive woman, you should be a faggot like me!
>>740125283or maybe she wrote some really good recipies that hey hired her as a full time writer you CHUD
>>740124651>she didn't even get the title right in the hastag
>>740124651kek this is gonna be forspoken 2 with norse GOW mechanics.
>>740124846I'm seeing mostly people shitting on it while only ps5onlyoids are trying to damage control it
>>740131102Because one of the writers is a D&D nerd and had to put a gelatinous cube in. Plus its a convenient way to get some kind of forbidden sword into the MCs hands
>>740131347Deborah Ann Woll is pretty well known for her love of D&D. I think she has her own podcast about it too
>>740130841What the fuck is up with the face lmao
>>740124651This shit ain't even GOW anymore.
>>740131291the character does go by faye for some reasoni guess i could see kratos calling her that after they were together but she even introduces herself as it in the trailer
>>740124651>GOD OF WAR LAUFEY>#GodofWarLaufayeSome writer, she can't even spell the name of the game she claims to have written.
>>740127947>all the snoy can do is scream an cry about tendies
>>740124876Well, she somehow managed to bag the only decent looking indian man on earth.
>>740126630>Wanting whores
>>740131080I will now mod your game.
>>740131268lol simp
>>740130841i miss the edgy 2000s
>>740124846Well, they liked the last two games for some unfathomable reason. Why not this one?
>>740124651>God of war: Turkish Delight
>>740124651Finally.KAREN: THE GAME
She still has a massive open wound on her head in her hair line, she fucked anyone she could to get a podcasting game review job before jumping into this shit>gg sonybrosenjoy your trash
>>740124651lol so called whites are funny as shit instead of putting a man as her duo its a fucking cube how much of a cuck do you have to be to pull this shit off
>>740132356>Finally.They've been perfecting the formula for years
>Want to make DMC-esque action game>The first few instances of gameplay they shown are squeezing through gaps, pressing a prompt button, and slowly walk-and-talk huh?
man
>>740126245>Saars have to settle for used goodsSad!
>>740129519It does, it's not hard to understand. It's a giant tell when someone claims they don't understand when somthing is or isn't woke
>>740131030Think about it
>>740132238Cory Barlog made the best God of War game ever made, it's a shame the woke mind virus infected him, you could literally see it, the more time he spent at santa monica studios the woker he became. He turned from an absolute chad into a complete fucking pussy, just look at GOW2, it's violent, it's brutal and it's high test as fuck... What are they doing in his food? like i'm serious, this shit can't be normal
>>740124846>and the consensus online is still somehow POSITIVE?By bots and paid shills like always. They always have these prepared.
>>740126439Awful big words from someone within voring distance.
>Cory isn't even directing>Other teams are probably just doing the trilogy remakeWhat the fuck has that retard been doing for the last 8 years?
>European gods look mostly humanoid >PoC of Color and Diversity gods look demonic and bestial uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what do they mean by this
>>740127713>shit tastes good because this other shit tastes worse
>>740133204Chillin'I mean, he looks pretty comfy
>>740124846Normalfags are beyond lost. We are at a point of civilizational decay that is far beyond Weimar, and we know where that lead.These people literally cannot be looked at as anything beyond animals or insects, parasites or cockroaches. Stop trying to understand them or make sense of them as though they have thoughts.
>>740133353he looks incredibly homosexual
>>740132803He was actually based back in the day, it's just sad seeing what happened to him. I still remember this interview with him because it was actually funnyhttps://youtu.be/0QEwdTVhTOE?&t=1876https://youtu.be/0QEwdTVhTOE?&t=1958https://youtu.be/0QEwdTVhTOE?&t=2783
How did the 2 least funny people on Funhaus manage to make 2 dogshit exclusives for the PS5?
>>740133456It's crazy to see what happened with this guy, I remember watching the God of War 2 Making Of... he never looked this faggy
>>740133527Many such casesGame designers past a certain age need to be forcibly expelled or hooked on TRT before they destroy everything they had created
>>740124846the goyim demand their slop
>>740133527In fairness having to put up with Jaffe's retarded ass would drive any man insane.
>>740133527It's such a shame really cause that mf is talented as fuck, he's a great writer and an even better game director. Seeing him turning into this is really sad, after playing GOW2 he became one of my favorite game developers
>>740124846everything i saw on the jp one was negative, god of war oba
>>740133716David Jaffe is another can of worms, he extremely lib and his kid is a tranny. California is a nuthouse.
>>740133710lost at 0:20
>>740134016But he also got infected by the woke mind virus because otherwise he would have never been able to make such a high test game like God of War lol... I still remember when he created his youtube channel and he hated all this woke shit, suddenly he completely changed his tone, it's insane what happened to these people, really scary stuff.
>>740124846NPDEA stands for Normal People Don't Exist Anymore.
>>740129036shes so fucking ugly
How does that even work? 4 years of writing what? She directed it? Or does she just come up with lines a cube would say??
>>740131127Wait Frank?
>>740134173I know, I also remember his old stuff.
>>740134214We don't know and she has a history of exaggerating her roles on shit. The lead writer is some other fat lady I think so she's probably just writing fucking weapon descriptions for all we know.
>>740132193Based, real men want to fuck other men.
>>740124846"Normalfags" DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CULTURE WAR, /pol/lack.>>>/pol/Go back.Kill yourself, BTW.
>>740132620>You're a cube. Talking.>streaming services produce nothing but unwatchable slop for original content>eventually they realize that even among the morons who continue to pay them subscription fees a majority can't stand to consume it as anything other than background noise>executives immediately start spinning this as a new market phenomenon and not an absolute failure to produce anything of merit>the mandate goes out to write dialogue specifically for the "second screen experience">now every character explicitly states what they are looking at and how they feel about it like a cartoon gag about wannabe actors who are incapable of emoting>all for the sake of allowing people who aren't even trying to pay attention to follow along>the dumbest idiots alive are enraptured having finally been presented with scenes and plots they can understand>they bring this style of writing into the gaming industry where they all work for some fucking reason>now all AAA western games have dialogue optimized for a style of consumption that isn't even possible when the consumer has to be looking at the screen to control what is happening on it because it's a goddamn video gameKill everyone in the world.
>>740134374you seem to be lost
>>740125517ma'am? why are you holding your head? is she okay?
>>740134304Or the Twisted Metal games, that shit was metal as fuck, woke Jaffe could never make a game like this anymore
>>740124651
>>740124651TOTALINDUSTRYCRASHSOOOOOOON
>>740126326He found the two jeets who managed to score
>quipping companion character trope>is a literal cube>name is frankwe have to do something about the fucking millennials
>>740124651Wow, this is - and I mean this in the most derogatory and insulting way possible - fucking gay.
this is very obviously a not-gow game converted into a gow-title to recoup a previous games production theyd otherwise shitcan. what a weird choice. i thought we left the mid 2010's
>>740135071>this is very obviously a not-gow game converted into a gow-titleSanta Monica has not created a non-GOW game since fucking 2001.
>>740130901People give Kojima shit but at the very least "scientists accidently broke death and now there are antimatter ghosts but we can run wifi through the afterlife with anti-ping, so here's a can of monster and some grenades made out of blood now go deliver porn to albuquerque" is an original concept
>>740124651>again technically uWuHaha get it? Because she's a game developer, and she's already played this highly anticipated blockbuster from Sony. Because that's what game developers do. They play the games! Before everyone else! Because this is a game. That she's worked on. Just making sure you know this :P
>>740124846Millennials need to be genocided. And I'm not even joking.
>>740135298>No vitiligo peopleFucking racist
>>740131445It is, yet again, a girlboss character modeled after the female lead writer
>>740135298why are you just not saying jews
>>740135383While true I was more pointing that it looks like a bad photo shop
>>740134398This reminds me of Police Squad, a show cancelled because, and this is an exact quote from the network executives, "viewers need to watch the show to get the jokes"
>>740135298almost all of that was gen xmillenials got almost entirely excluded from media by boomers and their gen x lackies, it's just a small cabal of nepo hires
>>740135526Well obviously they had to inpaint the face since the original gen had someone attractive
>>740127937keep repeating this, let's see if that'll turn out to be the real plot. It would hurt soo bad, but it would prove these usurpers in charge want to completely ruin/recontextualize what made the old games wonderful.
>>740124651I forget...didn't she lie about writing/dev work for God of War before?maybe she's lying again...fingers crossed!
>>740124651>WOAH, A TALKIN' CUBERINO?>GUESS WE'RE DOING THAT NOW!
>>740135298What do zoomers even make? They are not le based generation in the slightest, in fact they're even worse, so I expect more of the same.
>>740124651>#GodOfWarLaufayeThis is fake, right?
>>740124651Alanah pierce is the quintessential state of the modern white woman. A race traitor that sucks dick to get a high paying job, zero morals, zero foundation, zero self respect. You can’t expect much from white women, white women have a 8000 year history of betraying their men for a foreign tribe. They roll over for the conqueror. The question is why white men aren’t fighting back. Learn about the early Neolithic farmer males and how they got cucked. Now study the bible and Quran - premarital sex is punished with lashes and beatings, extramarital affairs and miscegenation is punishable by death.
>>740135886Spin a Baddie on Roblox
>>740135967Our ancestors developed these rules for a reason.
>>740135967White men racemix more than white women, who are statistically more loyal than blacks, Latinas, and Asians
>>740135967kek the white man is cucked for life>t. chink with motorized onahole
I have an actual genuine question about the game's plot and God of War's lore here, so please pause your shitposting for a momentWhat was in the trailer is supposedly an underworld/afterlife for gods, right? But we know that one of the gods shown off, the big red one with three eyes, is the Mongolian war god Begtse. That would imply Begtse was killed, but the Mongolians only became a major political power in the 1200s ADWhen do the Norse GoW games take place? Are they that late in the timeline? Or is this implying that Begtse died before the Mongollians became a major empire? What are the implications of gods being dead in terms of the in-universe impact? Would the Mongolians have noticed or cared that the god was dead in the normal human realms of the GoW universe?
>>740135413>The millennial cries out in pain as it strikes you.>The millennial trembles in fear when the Zoomer begins to notice too hard
>>740124846Videogames shouldn't have been the tipping point for you, but yes the average human deserves to be treated as cattle. Irl NPCs aren't a meme. Lots of people are incapable of independent thinking
>>740135967She also constantly leverages ""'mental illness""" and """chronic medical condition""" as reasons to be a lazy piece of shit and attention seeker begging for sympathy in the same breath. All while taking credit for everyone else's work while she sits around doing fuck all. She is legitimately the fucking worst.
>>740135945>This is fake, right?yes
>>740124651Did she really tho? Last time she tried to pull this, Johnathan Burch called her out on her bullshit.
>Afterlife of the godsSo World of Warcraft's Shadowlands. And everything that the other God of War games established will stop mattering unless Faye girlbosses her way to victory.Jesus Christ
>>740135298Millennials are the SJW generation
>>740136307Anthony Burch, I mean.
>it's called god of war laughy because you laughy when you see how bad it isSasuga, Alanah-chan.........
>>740131261>everything else is played completely straight and earnestlylolno
It's actually embarrassing has fast nu GoW has fallen Like if you told someone who just played the reboot THIS would be the newest game they'd laugh in your face. Ragnarok was already over the line, this just did a triple flip over it.Like fuck even at thier lowest the Greek era games were never outright bad
>kratos wife and cube chungusmuch better than a new egyptian trilogysony is so pussywhipped
>>740124651>God of War>play as a woman who is neither a god nor one of war
>>740130154>with the settingThere is no setting anymore to be fairIt's a dumb slop world where anything goes
>>740124651good christ.this is the woke perfected.
>>740130893Everywhen
Something I realized about all of these AAA big budget movie games is that the stories all focus on family in some way. Its either finding a family, coping with loss of family, working through some family drama, or all of the above.I wonder if the growing discontent with these games is due in part to the fact that people arent having families as much anymore.Then again people liked that game with the robot girl so its probably more the shitty writing and oversaturation of movie-wannabe cutscenes huh
>>740132620Kratos never survived past seventh gen
>>740136045>That would imply Begtse was killed, but the Mongolians only became a major political power in the 1200s ADIt means the Mongolians were worshiping a god they didn't know was dead.
>>740136701this game is the actual opposite if GOW.how the mighty have fallen.
>>740136731saved
>>740136787Is that an established thing in the GoW universe that happens?
>>740136045You've put far more thought into this post than anyone working on this garbage game did into its lore and plot.
>4 years to write some game about a wrinkly old swamp hag seething at menPC will never have this
>>740136743Something I realized about all of these AAA big budget movie games is that the stories are lame and gay
>>740125265This genuinely pisses me off
>>740124651>Alanah PearceFucking dropped.And it's for purely personal reasons. In High School I was trying to sell an old guitar, had a real low action and was really easy to play, great for a beginner. It was only an Ashton brand so nothing special but it was nice.Anyway, she wants to buy it as a present for her boyfriend, I get my friend to drive me to her house, I bring up the guitar and I knock on her door.Her stepdad opens the door, calls over his shoulder and goes "This the guy?" She walks up behind him and goes "Yeah that's him."Then he, a man in his thirties, lunches me, a 15 year old boy full force in the jaw, snatches the guitar case out of my hands, and slams the door on me. I spit my tooth into my hand, my friend in the car loses his shit and runs up to me, asking if he should call the cops.The moment he hears that we hear "I FUCKING HATE COPS" from inside the house. He opens the door up again and he's holding a cricket bat like its a katana and he goes "Get in your friends car and drive off. If you call the cops I'm killing you both."We call the cops anyway and the next I hear about it they show up at my house and arrest me, saying I had full on raped Alanah, or so she said.So at this point I'm out a guitar, a dental appointment, and I've been arrested. She then tells everyone at school over socials her story.I ended up having to go to a different school. My only saving grace was she admitted to the cops she lied about the rape but not the guitar theft. I managed to get her stepdad locked up for two years for the assault. For a time after that I heard through the grape vine he was looking for me "For a chat."Fuck her.
>>740136868I would say that GOW's timeline, even in the Greek saga, never matched IRL Earth.Also the name of the God Afterlife being Everywhen, that fucking jelly block, and that time manipulation is a magic in this universe, gives me an impression that time isn't linear here.
>>740136868Not sure to be honest. It's kind of weird because in one of the GoW games, you fight Djinn so that means the Greco-Persian wars have occurred. And from the nu-GoW, we know that the Greek doomsday was only localized to Greece, the rest of the world was fine. So I'm really just spitballing here.
>>740135692this. most millennials are doing menial part time jobs still
>>740136837its white male culture rape.
KRATOS WIFE INCUBE CHUNGUS
>>740130841It's like it's juuuust a few shades away from turning into Lisa Frank of War. Do they really need to associate girl power with rainbows and butterflies?
>>740137074the entire writing team of this game is most likely age 30-49
>>740137096maybe next they can turn rosa parks into a chinese man.
>>740135886Two major movies out right now, Obsession and Backrooms are the top performing movies of the year and both are made by zoomers. Sorry but Zoomers are the next generation of genius creators instead of wokeslop millenials push
>>740124651What is this expression trying to convey?
>>740137336He senses a man (male) is nearby.
>>740137257kek
>>740124846PlayStation fags are desperate for any exclusive's they can get.
>>740137318So they just pillage old memes?
>>740137336>ew you really thought you could approach me without ruining your entire life? incel
>>740136973Okay anon, but did you ever finger Hex in a Perth nightclub?
>>740137421they created the memes, millennials dont use the internet like zoomers do.
>>740137421So far it's been better than anything Shitllennials have crapped out, bear in mind that I'm Millennial myself, born in 87.
>>740124651Why does this look so cheap?Why does it look like an ad for a gook MMO from 2006?
>>740137462Almost all zoomer shit is taken from millennials' old memes, many from this site. I hate when I go back to classic videos from back in the day and fucking zoomers found it and started commenting "this was ahead of its time". Zoomers need to fuck off from my internet
>go to the forbidden place to see what those retards think>they all love it>updoots all around except for those few haters that get massively downdootedIt really is a reddit game.
>>740137506You could definitely find two good horror movies made in the past couple decades
>>740124651game designed by /pol/incredible
>>740137336ick
>>740137586The three words that make zoomers kys: "you weren't there"
>>740137336she cut me off in grocery store line and made that face when I said excuse me I was here first and touched her cart slightly.
>>740137641Well, to be fair I didn't read the post I replied to, I just skimmed it and shitposted away for the love of the game.
>>740136973Haven't seen this pasta before.
>>740137462This is a millennial site where they lift their vibes from. Zoomers don't create anything.
>>740137763Yeah, this one seems brand new.
>>740124821>Alanah Pearce did the writing on God of War Laufeythanks for letting me know. I already watch tv with volume off now I'll play this with volume off or if there is an option to turn dialogue volume to zero and only have sfx
>>740124651I saw this cover in another thread and thought it was an AI shit post It's real????? The cube and the pose and all the rest? Huh?????
this is an actual feces product.its doo doo baby!
>>740124846>an ugly 40 year old hagbased on latest God of War and The last of us games, she is not ugly. In fact all girls above 6/10 are onlyfans so the average numale can only have the rest aka the trash fat single moms
>>740124846>and the consensus onlinesnoys are a cabal and genuine opinions are being drown and a see of paid jeets.Social media is not a trusted metric for anything.
>>740124651Why was this girl given such a job when she would steal people's art online and pass it off as her own????????? Could we stop allowing girls to fail upward?
>>740124651Am I going crazy or is her face turned too far around for the angle her head is at? Looks like her face is photoshopped in badly
>>740138017there is a theory that herpes and other sexual bacteria make people retardI think she passed a lot of herpes to santa monica male workers, so they allowed her to climb up and become relevant
>>740124651I'll believe it, when I see the credits.
>>740124651There is no way I ever play this game. It looks legitimately awful. I sincerely hope it bombs and ends her career for good.
>>740124651Marvelous.
Herpes viruses can affect the brain in some cases, but the answer depends on which herpes virus and what kind of infection occurred.The common cold-sore virus, Herpes Simplex Virus Type 1 (HSV-1), usually does not lower IQ in healthy people who have ordinary oral herpes.In rare cases, HSV-1 can cause Herpes Simplex Encephalitis, a serious brain infection. Survivors can be left with memory problems, difficulties with thinking, personality changes, or other cognitive impairments. Severe cases can result in lasting reductions in cognitive function.There has been research exploring possible links between HSV-1 and Alzheimer's Disease, but scientists have not established that herpes causes dementia in most people. The relationship remains an active area of study.Other herpes-family viruses, such as Varicella-Zoster Virus and Cytomegalovirus Infection, can also affect the nervous system under certain circumstances, particularly in people with weakened immune systems.So, in summary:Ordinary herpes infections: no convincing evidence that they lower IQ.Herpes encephalitis: yes, it can cause significant cognitive impairment and memory problems.Dementia: there are research links, but herpes is not considered a proven general cause of dementia.
>>740124846LMAO
There's no reliable public information that would allow anyone to determine whether Alanah Pearce has herpes or any other medical condition.Having had multiple sexual partners does not mean a person has herpes. While herpes infections are common in the general population, an individual's health status can't be inferred from their sexual history alone.If you're interested in the broader topic, herpes is often spread through skin-to-skin contact, and many people who carry the virus have mild symptoms or no symptoms at all. The only way to know whether a specific person has herpes is through their own disclosure or appropriate medical testing—not speculation based on lifestyle or relationships.
>>740138312>>740138354ai responses should be an autoban
WHAT IS THE POINT OF AI??
>>740136731Anon, do better. This is so demeaning to women
>>740138428>make her look 18 year old without makeup and big breastholy shit an actual indian on /v/
>>740124651This project was greenlit during the Jim Ryan mental illness era of gaming. Expect Sony to spend as little as possible marketing to brace for the financial impact loss.
>>740138385dude chan really needs to implement a new human ver system.if you slobs read this, check out francois chollet work.
>>740138465Loading a washing machine isn't hard, I thought she was strong, independent and needs no man?
>>740124651Just like she "did the writing" of the previous game, I bet
>>740138476This has a higher chance of selling well compared to literally any of their other upcoming and recent exclusives like Maratroon. People like nu-God of War (for some reason, I thought Ragnarok sucked ass) and Sony is generally better at these big single player games than multiplayer.
>>740138171they always find more work (at lower paygrade).*see corrinne busche of Veilguard
>>740137865>still buying the game
