>they put Jump on the Triangle! The Triangle, Jerry! Everybody knows you only Jump with the Cross!
>Crossyou mean the X?
no crouch for you
>>740127414>I failed it, Jerry.>You failed it?>I failed it! >What happened?>The QTE said to press X...>And... did you?>I pressed X!>So what was the problem?>I was using the Xbox controller, Jerry!
Not a big fan of the jews
>>740127317Well you see, the best spot to put It is actually on the trigger so you don't gave to take your thumb off the thumbstick making it easier to aim your jumps.
>What's the deal with Japanese role-playing games? There's no role-playing and they're barely even games!
>>740127317well, can't you remap in options?
>>740129060>There are only two remap options. Type A and Type B. Type B lets you jump with the Cross but...>Then why don't you just use Type B?>Why don't I just use Type B? Type B is the Japanese control scheme! Don't you know what that means?!>Oh boy... The Japanese...>They put Cancel on the Cross and Confirm on the Circle! They're a mad people, Jerry. It's unplayable!
There used to be a market for 3rd party programmable controllers that would let you remap any button.
>A controller? See thats where you messed up>I switched over to the kinect>When I want to jump I just jump
>>740127317*A button
>It's all gone! My entire library! Hundreds of games I paid for with my own money! All my cosmetics!>What happened?>Banned! Terminated my account, they say I infringed their rules!>You said the word again, didn't you?>So what? It's just a word!
>>740131480Fuck me, I actually read in his voice
>>740127527Understandable, they insist upon themselves.
>>740131695stop laughing, its not funny
>>740131286Modern consoles have remapping in system settings, for people with limited articulation.
>>740127657>no son of mine is gonna be a bumper jumper>here's what you do>get a Saturn controller>left hand thumb on the d-pad>right hand fingers on the button like you're using a keyboard>set the controller down on your knee>that way when you always have a finger on every button and when you wanna button mash you just kick your leg up and down real fast like the spazzes do at GDQ
i'm watching Seinfeld right nowit's... fine i guessGeorge and Kramer are carrying it for me
>>740131936Frank and Estelle are my favorites.
>>740132794he looks upset here
>J: So, what have you been playing?>G: I just gave up on Death Stranding >J: Really, why?>G: I didn't know what is going on, too confusing >J: I get it, the cutscenes are pretty long>G: It's not that, I just skip them>:J: What?>G: I skip them>J: let me get this straight. The story was too confusing... So you skipped the cutscenes?>G: Yeah, so what?>J: oh I don't know, maybe... THE CUTSCENES ARE WHERE ALL THE STORY IS!>G: Yeah, I'm going to waste my time, ON A DELIVERY GAME, watching cutscenes. Why, cause Kojima is a complex genius? >Kramer barges in >K: Jerry, you have any coffee >J: Yeah, in the cupboard >K: You know I'm playing Death Stranding. I need caffeine to stay awake cause the story is so engaging >J: Yeah, well George wouldn't know. He skips the cutscenes >K: You skip the cutscenes? But that's the best part >G: So you're telling me you like the story?>K: Oh yeah, It's a wild ride buddy!>G: So what's the story about?>K: Uh, well... You deliver stuff... And you have a psychic baby. Well, the story is real complex. That Kojima is a genius.
>>740132794trying to get his frogger hi score back
>>740133901>Jerry having coffee in his cupboard
>Can you believe it Jerry, they stole the >The what?>The jerry they Nobodies stole all the damn >What the hell are you talking about?
>>740134252Anon you cheeky cunt. I'm giggling like a madman at this stupid fucking post, I want you to know. God, an entire skit of this would be absolutely killer.
>>740134141>They betrayed The Lore, Jerry!
>I've never played a JRPG>Never played a JRPG? You were playing Dragon quest last week >Yeah, but they all spoke English
>>740134596This isn't true. Instant coffee turns rancid after just a few months once you open it.
>>740134596he was being sarcastic obviously
>>740127527its supposed to go unsaid that the reason they work as comedy writers is because they actually do have a hostile and selfish, misanthropic view of society and people in general. Most people are NOT like this so they find it amusing, not making the jewish connection.
>>740132794(G) KRAMER(K) yea? Whats up(G) what is this?(K) THAT....is a gamecube(G) I know...but I asked for an Xbox(K) oh, well...they were out of xboxes(G) they were out...of xboxes(K) yeah! (G) thats funny...I called earlier and they had 3 left(K) well SOMEBODY must've bought them(G) they sold 3 xboxes in the last hour...(K)probably...it's a very popular console(G)and you thought a GC was a good replacement?(K) well they did have alot of PS2s...(G) THEY DID?! WHY DISNT YOUNGET ME ONE OF THOSE(K) well you said you wanted an xbox...(G) I KNOW I SAID I WANTED AN XBOX BUT ALSO DIDNT WANT A GAMECUBE(K) CMON its a perfectly fine console...(G) YEAH but it doesn't have Halo(K) yeah but you know what it does have(G) what's...that...(K) universal studios theme park adventure, giddy up.
>>740131480>Kramer is playing the raft game>Him jumping causes his neighbor to come up due to commotion>Kramer opts to do small jumps but then he trips and falls, knocking over shit>He now thinks that doing it in the nude will be quieter>Strips down>The camera records him and makes his avatar his nude body>Jerry and the rest comes over>They decide to try out the Kinect>Kramer scrotum and pubes come up after the 360 boot
>>740131936The show didn't truly hit until I had to stay somewhere with cable and caught episodes on randomly. Legitimately the funniest television I'd ever seen.
>>740133901>>K: Uh, well... You deliver stuff... And you have a psychic baby. Well, the story is real complex. That Kojima is a genius.u welcome, gaijin-kun
>>740127657>>740131927>bumper jumper is the finest control scheme ever created for controller FPS>it is never seen againgenuinely what the fuck happened here
>>740135024But if you don't use it why would you open it???
>>740135798Basically this. People find Seinfeld and especially Curb Your Enthusiasm because literally no sane person acts like that. It’s like Gomer Pyle or Monk, nobody fucking acts like that, that’s why it’s funny
>>740131936George really is the best part of the show, which is funny because he’s Larry David’s self insert. Elaine and especially Jerry are fucking charisma vacuums, Jerry should stick to stand-up and leave acting to his fellow jews. They even made a meta joke about how he can’t act in that meta Seinfeld “show within a show” arc
>>740133901Actually laughed
>>740131936It all makes sense once you realize Seinfeld is the worst character
>>740127519this was me for all 30 hours i spent playing bug fablesfucking paper mario TTYD muscle memory. X is on the right, it's on the RIGHT, and it's actually on the LEFT and i FUCKED IT UP EVERY GODDAMN TIME
>>740137732Hold my beer.
>>740135024I've had mine for over a year, it's fine
>>740137793Off with the redditisms, please
>>740137887Go back to 4chan, chud.
>>740137932*slashes u in half*
>>740135024someone should tell Steve1989 that
>You're really gonna wear that the whole time?>*Jerry cracks open his PS3 copy of Arkham Asylum*>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader! >... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades... >*Kramer slides and stands around for two minutes because the audience won't stop clapping and hooting for him*>*Kramer sees the games title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?>What for?>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away. >But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire -- but what REALLY sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!>*George shrugs* ...so what?>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.
>>740135024Store in a cool dry place. Keep it in a jar sealed tight and in the cabinets in an air conditioned (American) home.
