Yeah I'm thinking Woke is done for.
why isn't Lara whiteI'm not buying this fucking game, looks like every other modern adaptation of an IP that was invented during a time when white people still ruled the world
Female protagonist is woke though.
>>740128826>why isn't Lara whiteshut the fuck up you well poisoning retard
>>740130434I have no control over whether some faggot studio decides to make Lara not white but I can control the discussion around her appearance not being white and it makes you angry that I'm allowed to point out they clearly made her a mystery meat woman instead of a white woman like she canonically is
>>740128732Mommy
>>740128826Actually, her skins should be darker. Nigga, she spends all year in the tropical jungles of the world. She ain't one of your korean bug wives.
>>740128826Retard she always had a tan
>>740130684your poser pop culture understanding of the places Lara spends her time in is obvious
>>740128732Ugly, plus it has a lesbian vibe
>>740128732>use a reboot based model>slap the og outfit>retards fall for it and think everything changedThe game better have stellar dungeon raiding and puzzles
Now remove the stupid necklace, leftover evidence of the failed snuff lesbian rebootAnd stop raceshifting her in every single game
>>740128732Yeah ill wait for the story and dialogue. Not falling for the hot girl jingle jangle again.
>>740130917>Optional tomb nearbyYeah nahShe was Japanese in 2013, slav in Rise and spic in Shadow. She and Jonah were raiding phenotypes
>>740130927She was never a lesbian in the games. Netflix made the cartoon gay but then Netflix makes everything gay (and brown).
>>740131031Too many undertones in 2013
>>740130917She's quipping, no longer crying, her shorts are back and she's using twin pistols. What's your next cope?
>>740130774she didn't have a rat pajeet face like the OP
>>740128826Lara Croft has always been vaguely Mediterranean, tourist.
>>740130917>reboot basedIt's not based on the reboot model, it IS the reboot model, they just gave her a braid and guns and called it a day. She has the same scar under her right eye
>>740131112>She's quipping, no longer crying, her shorts are back and she's using twin pistolsAnd when does she return to be the femme fatale she used to be?>>740131409lmao
>>740128732>"not for money and glory, for puzzles">chest nerfed >dyke present in the trailerit's done
>>740128732Unfortunately its here to stay.
>>740128732So what's the size of those tiddies, C cup?
>>740131741They didn't just nerf Lara, they nerfed Natla too. She barely has a chest in the remake
I didn't read the thread, but Lara looks normal now and the game looked like it could be fun, so I'll get it on Steam maybe possibly. Thanks for asking.
>>740128732Are people here actually ignoring the small breasts on purpose? Bitch looks Indian-coded too.
>>740132249>Indian CodedWe throwing Words that dont mean what they should now?
>>740128732Hopefully these fucking NIGGERS will learn how to make a good tomb raider game now that they're copying someone else's homework. They won't. AGAIN.
>>740128826See, this is the problem. Some of you tards call literally everything woke and then all of the lefties come out and claim they won because the game ends up successful. Even thought here is nothing woke about it at all.
>>740132249They're big enough and she has a feminine face. To complain would be nitpicking.
>>740132613I blame the Grifters on BOTH sides.
Chuds lose again.
>>740128826She is white, wtf are you on about?
>>740128732She got nice boobies
>>740131409Fuck you guys this cursed model will forever be the horse model who moonlights with dogs I won't miss the loud breathing and 'you can do it Lara' as she mows down hordes
>>740128732>brits haven't seen a white women in so long they think this is a tan
>>740128732Welp I'm joining the Navy lads
>>740128732Tits are too small. Try again devs. Money remains unspent until you fix it.
>>740133007You pirate everything anyway
>>740132790>Model looked off >this looks rightYup, I'm thinking she's Indian.
She never looked like an anlgo tbf
>>740132637>buy the slop because of these small concesssionsnot enough slurmchild
>small tits>BrownDisgusting
>>740133065>anlgo
>>740128826she's white but not anglo
>>740132049Barely. And that's disgusting
>>740132049not big enough
>>740128826mental illness
>>740128732Is this game another remake of the first TR?
>>740131220is she not supposed to be of English aristocracy descent? Croft is an Anglo surname
Would making her body model like Angelina Jolie body even work?
>>740128732cute kissable lips
>>740134302Nah she has a fridge body with 0 ass like most the actor "babes" they propped up in the past
>>740133209WTF are you even on about? You make no sense.
>>740135016Then try learning english, pajeet.
>>740135885How about you try using proper English instead, kiddie?
>>740130808>The concept of getting a tan is completely novel to the average /v/ userI guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>740128732>no titsThat ain't classic Lara.
>>740128826>why isn't Lara whiteDo you really think women who hate attractive white women with the seethe of a thousand suns would allow you to jerk off to a hot white woman? Remember that modern women, regardless of race, believe that media influences beauty standards. This character is just a puppet for their political beliefs, it's not a piece of "art" as they say. That's why every Lara Croft since the originals has been a racially ambiguous woman. Even if there are attractive white women working at this studio, they wouldn't want to put themselves up on a pedestal and dictate "beauty standards", which this game would be perceived as setting in her eyes and in the eyes of the other women working at the studio. That's why when you hire women, you get design by committee. The males working there are shut down preemptively with accusations of "misogyny" or "objectification", whatever made up feminist buzzwords they have on quick dial, and at this point those are just reflexively and reactionarily used anyway, because they're afraid of the audience.You know, a few years back Wonderwoman was rejected as an UN ambassador due to the same reasons mentioned above. "An attractive white woman would be negating the existence of women of color", some bullshit like that was mentioned if you read between the lines. Now you know why white women have to either be ugly or non existent in media. But you probably already knew that. Also add the usual feminist horseshit on top of that and you have the current situation, because video games were never "art", they always were either toys or tools for propaganda. If you want attractive women of different races, sure, you can get that, but never white women because the attractive white women make others seethe, which is why they no longer get made or if they do get made they're modified to appear less white. This is what happens when you don't have cultural sovereignty and minorities have learned how to grift the political system.
>>740128732I want her to be my mom.
>>740128826btw this guy is rage baiting, he is doing this to farm yous
>>740128732boobs too small
this is 2013 lara all grown up
>>740133565woke hag mix:Girl from Scott PilgrimCate Blanchetteginger Emma Stone
>no tits on lara fucking croft>goddess of warWoke is done for?
>>740138753because it's 2013 Lara from the survivor series>>740131409
>>740138839at least she has an ass but yeah she will never have the og lara titties a
>>740138839Her tits are more realistic
>>740132637>They're big enough
>>740128732I'm glad they ditched the manly jaw but still not interested.
>>740138553>If you want attractive women of different races, sure, you can get thateh, leftists also like making black women ugly.They have a thing for Grocery Store Aunties.https://www.theblaze.com/news/western-video-games-ugly-women
>>740128732Indian women could never look like this.
>>740138840>>740138892At this point i've just conceded we will never see large breast in a big budget western made game again in my lifetime, at least she's hot but alas.
>>740139087he gets what he deserves, also leftiest are correct in a way that majority of blacks are ugly so
>>740128732>Yeah I'm thinking Woke is done for.Not even close and one look at the abomination in God of War: Laundry tells you that.What woke is, however, is approaching the bargaining phase of the five stages of denial. They're trying to find the lowest amount of straight male appeal they can put into a game and not have it flop. Hence this Lara which is somewhat sexier than the previous version, yet not even close to what she used to be.
>>740139087>eh, leftists also like making black women ugly.You're right but you've never seen a woman with black features having her skin be turned lighter in order to not have her "blackness" stand out too much.I know that guy worked on Highguard and some art of the women he worked on looked pretty damn good.The process of "darkening" white characters in media has been going on for quite a while, and i'm not sure they realize(they probably do) what message they're sending to white people. I know for damn sure that if black characters had their skin lightened "to appeal to a white audience" that would be grounds for executions.
>>740139093that lara isn't even pretty so she could pass for a Bollywood light skinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRLRAdO5OtM
>>740139379>that guy worked on Highguard and some art of the women he worked on looked pretty damn goodSpecifically this one.
>>740139007>>740138839>>740138753>>740137737>>740133242Might be the single most homosexual thread I've ever seen, good god. They aren't inflatable beach balls bolted onto a stick figure which means they're tiny and woke or something. Bunch of faggots.
>>740139273op is like an indian ragebaiting and making threads with lines that attract responses it's the usual shill manipulative tactic to attract attention
>>740139607They must be mentally ill tranime faggots
>>740139607KekMight as well make her flat at this point
>>740139607kek might as well have me sucking on them at this point
>>740139705Nah it's tendieshitters shitposting, they are shitposting Onimusha thread too
>>740139607>Accept Lara with small boobs as the new normalnever shitstain !
>>740128732>mystery meat>still nuLara facial structure>still nuLara notits>"W-Woke is done for"Who do shilltrannies and consoomers think they're kidding?
>>740139607>average sized breastsShan't be purchasing
>>740128732she was flatter than the 2 trannies they had on screen. And the goddess of was was also flatter than me, a literal straight man.
>>740139607ok but have you see anniversary lara or???i am ok with this lara too since she is just 2013 lara but anniversary looks better for Lara
>>740139607>aren't inflatable beach ballsControl your feminist seethe please, it's going up the walls. We know that you know that we know that you're eating shit right now.
>>740139607Even 2013 reboot Lara had bigger tits like big tits is one of this characters defining features, complaining about her lack of boobs is just as valid as other aspects of her design like dual pistols and braid.
>>740131220Retard projection>>740134271Yes, she's White and always was before the deboot
>>740139850nobody played this unc slop
>>740139797NuLara 2013 used LAU face though
>>740139890>unclmao basically every zoomer i know including myself played anniversary, also anniversary literally came out for ps2 and psp but nice trying to blend in with tomb raider fans lolAlmost all tomb raider fans are uncs also by your definitiongo play fortnite pajeet
>>740140001uh huh sure thing rajeesh
>>740140001i know several women who played anniversary too
>>740132249>>740132343>>740133047One of the first ever official live action portrayals of Lara Croft was done by Rhona Mitra who is Indian British. She was the official model for Lara at the start so what's the issue here?
This is the best looking western character we have had since Yen in Witcher 3.
>>740133565Who's this supposed to be?That's not Natla, right?
>>740140150depends on your definition of western I guess but sure
>>740128732Why isn't Lara American?
>>740140049>no uisn't time to go on twitter and pretend to blend in there too? your retarded reaction images don't make you blend in at all btw they just look tone deaf.start lurking more pooop eating demon
>>740130774Tan makes her look like a pajeet.
>"You want to raid my what?"
>>740140150trvke, almost did a double take when they zoomed in on her ass. hope the framedrops are fixed by the time it comes out as that's the only worrying part of the trailer
>>740132249>ignoring the small breaststhey're not that small and the important thing is that she's pretty
>>740140219why you so mad nigga
>>740139930Maybe if you're the typical faceblind zoomoid, I guess.
>>740140298why zoomoids even pretend to care about tomb raider? they have nothing else to care about?
How did they manage to make her look worse than her previous design?
>>740140380they all say because she is supposed to look old and with a tan
>>740128732Why? Bwcause a mixed race woman wore the color cyan? What race is she anyway? Native American?
>>740140427British
>>740140380Catalyst is a different discussion but Legacy of Atlantis is legitimately gorgeous
I really like new lara and the game looks fun. /v/ really just hates everything now huh.
>>740140380i like the 2026 design more
>>740140380Legacy of Atlantis > Rise > 2013 > Shadow > Catalyst imo
>>740128732Is woke really done when your MC's design can be accurately described as "safe"?
>>740140480That's not any brit I have ever seen
i like it, she's beautiful
>>740140564Safe would have put her in a frumpy turtleneck and big skirt rather than a tight plunging tank top and booty shorts
>>740140564you idiots attach the word safe to anything so that doesn't matter
>>740140367I'd wager it's anger at not being born to experience the "golden era" of media is a large portion of why most zoomtroons absolutely adore remasters/remakes/reboots etc. They get to "participate" in the hype then, which is also something that's been ingrained in their psyche, FOMO and hypebeast retardation makes up a lot of zoomzoom behavior.Add that onto the fact that the moment a female character isn't horrifically ugly like most modern series they'll call "anti woke" etc., even if like in this context it's still censored dogshit and NOT the actual Lara Croft, just the activist larper interpretation.
>>740140606You never seen Keira Knightley before m8
I will boughted the game for she btw
>>740140380>>740140702Nice nasolabial folds breh
>that beautiful big ass and skinny waist>gymnastics/acrobaticsLAU chads, we are so fucking back.
>>740140919No one cares about safe horny asses, the mastectomy endures
>>740140863not that bad
>>740140278>Underworld style bodysuitHoly fucking yum.
new blender porn mommy just drop
>>740141006Still bad tho>>740141059Be less obvious
>>740141087Seethe more you pathetic shitposter
>>740140278her body looks so loooooongwonder how tall she is in-game
>>740140245She doesn't look that great with the long face. What are they doing... At least the rest looks good.
>>740141120>pictures that highlight how pozzed and toned down the new one is>unconditional praise and somehow equating it to the originalYes, be less obvious troonbro
>>740140819Or maybe you uncs refuse to actually support games featuring hot females and when they do all you do is spam about how much you want to be cucked
>>740140150Yeah, I'm thinking we are back>>740141154Holy fuck you're a mindbroken loser. Keep seething
Will buy it because I enjoyed lauI have mods anyway
>>740140702Only thing I'd change is to swap the tank top to a leotard swimsuit. Otherwise, it's perfect.
>>740140945Whatever homo
>>740140819>I'd wager it's anger at not being born to experience the "golden era" of media is a large portion of why most zoomtroons absolutely adore100%which is hilarious because many people have not experienced the 80s, yet the ones who care get into the originals and never try to have old movies or media watered down and remade just because.>They get to "participate" in the hype then, which is also something that's been ingrained in their psyche, FOMO and hypebeast retardationYeah it's a rollercoaster of hype up just to participate, consume product, talk about product then, next
>>740139162They are but they make black women unironically even uglier>No boobs>Zero asses>Awful hair Like black women are popular precisely because they love to show skin and love colorful fashion clothes as well as showing cleavage I have never seen a fucking black woman dressing like nuns
>>740140380it is a slow subversion of spicification
>>740141167you faggot never played tomb raider and not everybody with good taste is an unc
>>740140819>I'd wager it's anger at not being born to experience the "golden era" of media is a large portion of why most zoomtroons absolutely adore remasters/remakes/reboots etcResident Evil 4 is the single biggest example of this phenomena
>>740141167>ablooblooblooNo, I refuse to support demasters/demakes/deboots of games where the girls are 6/10s coming from their 10/10 looks in the past just because everything else is hideous as fuck.By comparison them not being immediately offensive to look at doesn't mean I need to just unconditionally praise it likeThis faggot >>740141179 who really needs to buy an ad alreadyNo, I don't care about giving the studio/devs more chances, they had enough and continue to spit in the face of OG fans. I would rather this IP die.
>>740141357You are steaming mad about Lara Croft being hot
>>740141275>calling anyone else a homo when he prefers shitflaps that aren't even secondary sexual characteristics like boobs areNo tits = not Lara, simple as.
will buy it and play it unironically with microbikini mod
>>740140702>a shitposter is melting down because of this
>>740141386No, I'm fatigued of shilltroons and consoomers unconditionally praising abject cancer demasters and fanfic interpretations of characters.>b-b-but she's closer to her original lookI don't care about that, give me OG Lara or fuck off
>>740141401In a just world, this would be an unlockable outfit
Seethe again
>>740141426>>740141470Not saying "I will buy boughted the game" x100 like you did in the last 30 minutes is not shitposting, try again shilltrannybro. Now what you are doing is considered flooding, however.
>>740128732>always has a backpack>never used it in-game ever>always uses an invisible infinite pocketWhat is her problem ?
>>740141426it's the opposite, the meltie is from people mad because there are anons who don't like her, which was to be expected.Lara was the most attractive woman in gaming so the standards were quite high.
are the older games playable with a controller?
>>740141535yesbut you can also play anniversary it's generally considered ok for a first time player
>>740140001They should remaster LAUAlso surprised people didn't complain about anniversary natla being censored as fuck compared to the original sex symbol
nostalgia blindness is mental illness
Let's see:-Every single white feature replaced( original lara had white features with a tan)-Tits too small.I don't want h cups, but at least give her c cups for fuck sake.Wow, so much anti woke.
>>740128732Tits could be bigger and jaw could be smaller but it's an improvement, I'll take itHere's to another decade of Lara horsing around
>>740141585i am surprised nobody is talking about natla since natla looks prettier than she ever did in this new remake
>>740141535the first tomb raider is on ps1 dumbass.
>>740140074old lara definitely captured her lipspretty cool
I don't like remakes but this so far from the original that I don't really mind she also looks fucking hot. /v/ really needs to pick their battles better.
FAKE Tomb Raider fans are flooding the discourse folks
>>740141609your screenshot goes against your point, a lot
>>740141632kys retard, a smaller jaw woman couldnt do what Lara does
>>740141691"real" tomb raider fans are too old to be using /v/
>>740141690>looks fucking hotNo
>>740141696Seethe about Lara Croft one more time for me anon
>>740141690v is not saying she doesn't look hot, they are saying that compared to og its still a downgrade but original lara will never come back its gone.
>>740141703>a smaller jaw woman couldnt do what Lara doesdamn you're right, she does need as much space in her mouth as she can get
>compared to OGThis is why you're a laughing stock
>>740141631Original Lara is Laura Cruz you poser
>catalyst game has no shortsyeahatlantis is better
>>740141631Lara needs DDs at least.Also, this >>Woke is dead!spam is something shilltrannies have been doing in recent weeks, while showcasing the most mid looking whore ever, just because she doesn't look like this:>>740141690She's just not upsetting to look at, that's all. "Fucking hot" if your only frame of reference is picrel because that's all you ever saw growing up as a zoomzoom
>>740141650They made the other characters better than the anniversary and closest to the original though anniversary Larson had his own fandom It kinda made sense why Natla looked so weird in anniversary though given her real identity
>>740141765it's funny how that works, i never found og lara hot but 2013 lara was utter peaklegacy looks a bit strange, maybe a bit too "normal" i guess?
>>740141535Most people played it on the PS1 at the time so yeah. You typically use the d-pad for tank controls though.
>i never found og lara hot but 2013 lara was utter peakHoly faggot
>>740140509This. Catalyst is 100% made by spiteful roasties at CD, remake one is fans. They probably want to go full Capcom and have a LAU version of the next games
That's what /v/uncs actually want
>>740141941Grow up already, old man
>>740128732This should be the bare mninimum for Lara Croft's chest. Anything else is just bamboozlement of the audience. After Leon Kennedy's body was handcrafted by masturbating women, making this type of Lara Croft is just hypocrisy. Make her prettier because i know you can, lighten the skin or make a section showing off her tan with tan lines if you're going for that excuse and rework the body. The rule of thumb is that if you'd be embarrassed to show the character to your mother and if the women in the studio tell you it's too much, then you've arrived at the right Lara Croft.
>>740141741You are gay>>740141765You are gay>>740141865You are gayCongrats, you are all faggots!
>breasts, waist, butt, legs perfect>face not that greatI'll take it, hopefully she will grow in me like Rise Lara did.
>>740141891Natla looks fucking awesome, contemporary and fully faithfulEverything I've seen of this game has been right on the money, and outside of the inevitable UE5 performance problems I see this game being my adventure game of the year
>>740142013It's not their ip, they are allowed to do as much
>>740141941He's right tho. 2013 is the cutest Lara and it's not close.
>they made the gears puzzle in water nowInteresting >Feathers Holy fucking shit we really won't get more cool dinosaurs aren't we? I wouldn't be surprised if capcom doesn't want to touch DC because they will be forced to make them big chickens too
>>740142047i just hope it keeps the puzzle and platformer focus. hope they don't turn it into uncharted combat slop.
Is this cope or marketers?
>>740142003>>740142026>>740142091>shit on the original while praising the new in the same breathEvery single time with shilltrannies and zoomzoom consoomers.Again, be less obvious and buy an ad shillhomo.
Our Chudchad is here, chudbrosThey really should have made him a constant rival
>>740142031She's had a different face in every single game anon. People hated and still hate "nuLara" despite people like us accepting herI think it's time to let go of that rigid autism and embrace the new design. She's going to look incredible in game
>>740142138Both. Zoomtroons love demasters, demakes, etc. because of a mistaken fear of having missed out and it's also desperate marketing to try and appeal to le 4chan guys by saying something is "anti woke" even when it objectively is not.
>>740142140Ok grandpa post the copies of your classic games
>>740142140mad? i'll keep doing it :)
>>740142140Tomb Raider 1 is a great game and the remaster was fantastic, as well as Tomb Raider Legend trilogy, TR 2013 and from what we can all tell, the new Legacy of Atlantis.I think someone here needs to go to bed.
>>740142181>this bullshit againIt's crazy how one can go into any single thread about remasters/remakes or censorship and the shills and consoomers do this same exact thing every-single-fucking-time lmfaoYou guys just have to share the same script.Not going to jump through all your hoops just so you can continue being a dismissive fag at the end anyway, seethe.>>740142197I know because that's what shilltroons do>>740142213Changing your tune now because you realize how bad it makes you look isn't gonna help retardbro
>>740142140I played the classics, lau and I will enjoy this one. Go drink again, unmarried childless old man
>>740139850Drag queen
>>740128732> small titsdid somebody make a god tier scp story about large breast because devs seem terrified of them
>>740142242Seethe some more, retarded shitposter.
I am curious about ryona. Will they keep the ridiculous torture porn from the 2013 trilogy or will they go easy this time?
newfag here, i played the original when i was a kid and all i remember is fighting a tiger and diving underwater and getting lost.does lara ever actually kill people or is it just animals?
>>740142250Mindless consoomertrannyism isn't a personality, nor is it something to brag about.>>740142268Again, not going>I'm buying it!Isn't shitposting, Mr. Shilltranny, and once again what you're doing is considered flooding and advertising
>>740142242Ok grandpa, you sure bought the old games then? Post your copies unless you are just another poser. This shouldn't feel like an attack then, right?
>>740142283She kills a lot of people
Damn he's really fucking angry that Lara is attractive in the new game.
>>740142320sad. I feel like proper archaelogists shouldn't be killing people.
>>740142283She kills a lot of people starting in Tomb Raider 2. In Tomb Raider 1, she kills a small handful of bad guys that appear but mostly kills beasts and Atlantean monsters.This game will return to her killing beasts and monsters.
>>740142292>It was a tendieOf fucking course. Will you shill all the remakes announced at nintendo direct? You were really silent about samus being censored in the last smash as well as Xenoblade 1 DE censoring Sharla, right nintendo shill?
>>740142283In TR1 she only fights and kills like 6 people - all of them are Natla's goons (and Pierre) that serve as boss fights.Fun fact - in TR 2013 Lara killed more people than in the entire CORE era combined.
>>740142270nah, this one feels wacky and fun
>>740142354Ok?They try to kill her though.Do you just not want her to defend herself then?
>>740142376>in TR 2013 Lara killed more people than in the entire CORE era combinedTo be fair, there were 3 Crystal Dynamics games before TR 2013. It's not fair to compare TR 2013 to the PS1 games whenever they were always successors to the LAU trilogy. She kills a lot of goons in Tomb Raider Legend
>>740142308Not going through your obstacle course for you to dismiss me at the end fag, cope.>>740142361???Who brought up anything about Nintendo?>youWhat? I've been in Metroid threads for years shitting on Samus's censored musclefaggot appeal in SU thanks to Fagurai's secondary ass.Find a different boogeyman.
>>740142168I will try. The long face is not doing it for me at the moment.
>>740141836legend is based on og, og is basically pixelated legend, i am both an legend fag and an og fag
i'm just going to pirate it :)
>>740142395if it's just a small handful i guess it's ok. i could never get into uncharted coz of how absurd it was to me that the supposed "hero" has killed more people than a small army.
>>740142459Incoming seethe
>>740142452Legend is Crystal Dynamics tho fagShow some respect
>>740139791I noticed the anti onimusha shitposter disappeared as soon as he is shitposting here lmao
>>740142476Well, you are not a one man army in the games either.Any armed man in the game could kill her pretty quickly.The newer ones portray her more as a super soldier though
>>740142502yeah but they made the legend look as close as possible as they could to the model of angel of darkness, just with some few differences like hairstyle
>>740142430Dude you are going to spend every single tomb raider thread you see sperging and seething for hours and hours, you are telling me you are so fucking fat and lazy you are unable to take your old games and take a photo of them? Oh wait, you don't have them, you are the typical bald, unmarried and childless grandpa yelling at clouds aren't you? Why are you larping as a fan of games you don't even play? This is an autism a lot of millenials have for some reason. Is it to yell at clouds more?
>>740142451I honestly have no clue what you're talking about.
>>740142476To be fair, her body count in the OG games isn't THAT ridiculous.The bullshit only starts for real in 2013 era.And even in TR2, the bad guys are literally the evil Italian mafia cult that wants to kill her.
>>740142597yeah 2013 lara killed millions unironically
>>740142589It's more accurate at least. That's good.
>>740142151Larson, Pierre and Natla would be great persistent villains if they didn't die in the first game. TR2's story probably suffered because they didn't know how to top that trio.
>>740142620Trillions, if I'm not mistaken
>>740142620The horse was too powerful...
Where's Natla?Is she sexy in the Remake?
>>740128826>why isn't Lara whiteFake Tomb Raider fans are faceblind autistsWho knew?
>>740142636This is why they should ignore muh faithful remake fagsEven trails remakes seem they will suffer the same again but refusing to fuse games and make it more straightforward. Just dont kill them this time or at least not all of them, I mean it's not like we won't be forced to see Jonah anyway
>>740142676See>>740141891
>>740142684It's just some doomposter who latched hard onto this one
wasn't 2013 Tomb Raider already a reboot in terms of story?
>>740142583>even more autistic boogeyman shitNo, I'll pop in occassionally though to shit on obvious shilltrannies and consoomertrannies, though.>ablooblooblooI've seen the same ol' song and dance for every series that gets censored and/or censored shitty demakes/demasters, etc.Every single time you faggots do this "proof" or "validation" seeking shit, then even if people post pics, screencaps, playtime, merch, tournament passes, tickets, etc. you always just do one of a few things>LOOOL you bought it anyway xD disregarded!>LOL I have more achievements/hours than you disregarded!>Uhhhh why are you supporting it then if you hate it? Disregarded!Again, seethe and cope. Not giving you that out and you can continue crying about it amongst the>BUY THE GAMEAdvertising spam that makes up 100 posts in this thread currently.
>>740142676Actually yes. Yes, she is.
>>740142746Lara has been rebooted multiple times
>>740142750tldrbtw buy the game
>>740142786>immediately handwaves because I'm rightYep, see? Thanks for proving me right, shilltrannybro :)
>>740142676yeah she is, natla is the one so far that had a real glow up
>>740142750I was right then, you are another old tard who didn't even buy the games>SometimesNah you will be here for hours for every thread. Depression really ruined your mind
>>740142750>>740142430>>740142292>>740142242>>740142140So fucking mad
>>740142723>>740141891>>740142767Huh, not bad.I really hope they nail her in this, because she's like the quintessential Tomb Raider villain.
>>740140702She looks great but all the parkour and acrobatics would require more muscular build.
>>740128732>Woke is done for.If only
>>740140150This. The porn is going to be great. She kind of has this Kim K thing going on too which is also gr8
I am really hoping will be getting a proper eldritch biohorror Atlantis this time around, instead of whatever the fuck it was in the Anniversary remake.Atlantis should be fucking horrifying.
why are people fighting in this thread? let fans of tomb raider decide with their wallet
This is because they cancelled the LAU version of tr2I prefer lau over survivor gameplay desu
>>740133294>Engyaruishunironically perfect
>>740128732They made her uglier too. There is no deny
>>740142430Bro the switch 2 version was just announced, you can calm down a little now
>>740142889After how bloody, gritty and brutal the previous TR trilogy was I have to assume that they are going to make sure that Atlanteans are absolutely disgusting lookingI think they showed Qualopec for a split second in the trailer and it looked good
>>740142939Autism, they are unable to just make threads of the things they like and instead spend all day saying how much they dislike things.Like I dislike tekken 8 and sf6 but I'm not going to those threads to cry all day about it >>740142886Kys thread killer jeet.
>>740142951TR2 LAU remake was never in the works. It was a fan project conducted by a few modders. So naturally CD descented upon them with fire and brimstone, because CD are assholes.
>>740142886Hi Samustroon/Zeldafag
>>740143049Meds, nigga
>>740143090See>>740143098
>>740142970which one is uglier?
>>740141330Is this an ingame screenshot? What level?
>>740134302Bitch her tits werent that big
>>740143049i dislike killjoys but i dislike toxic positivity too, i just think we should discuss the pros and the cons like civilized people, but no porn threads are always more civilized than normie threads.
>>740143223and yet she still cut them off, fucking tragic
>>740139887Atlantis Bust size seems similar to Underworld
>>740143173First level of Tomb Raider 3 Remaster
why her breast suddenly bigger
>>740143252Blame Breast Cancer.
>>740140380They love to fuck with her face every single game, only Core kept it consistent
>>740143274It sure does. Maybe a little bit more modest sure, but overall the balance is great. I mean, look at her waist and ass. Perfectly balanced and captures that iconic A frame
>>740142834Lara's feats were never realistic for her build, and that's fine.
>>740139820She hasn't had hooters for decades.
>>740140159She is the wife of Kratos from the new God of War spin off.
>>740143231I dislike toxic positivity too but seeing the same autistic faggot calling you a shill for every fucking game coming gets tiring.Nobody fucking stops anyone from making other threadsLike if I make a classic tr thread that guy won't even go there It's a toxic mentality where you have to be as miserable as possible.
>>740143330I fucking hate cancer, pretty sure I got it but I'm not gonna go to a doctor I will just die horribly.
>>740133565European games won.
>>740140380Rise is still my favorite but to be honest 2026 looks good.
>>740143223for her being lean yeah they are huge
The problem isn't the size of her tits.The problem is the industry's obsession with realism.
>>740128732Still not big enough
>>740128732Yeah all the Lara rebrands have been a complete failure. She needs like 2 good games in her classic kit then they can dyke her out again.
>>740141330The original Resident Evil 4 is a zoomer game.
>>740143480dinosaurs are not real you moron
>>740142827Shilltrannies always get mad when called out.>>740143003Not your consolewars boogeyman, try again retardGOD
>>740140819Autistic oldfag typing retarded shit, typical 4chan.
>>740143274If you're blind yeah
>>740143671uhhh you could say the dog mummies gaining life or the atlantis nightmare fuel monsters aren't real, but you choose dinosaurs?
>>740143745Hitting the nail on the head always sucks, eh?
>>740143671>missing the point
>>740143849I didn't miss the point I just think you are a gay faggot retard.
>>740143807Would be funny if that was the case, but no, just calling you a retard.
>>740128732how is woke done for? she has not tits
>>740143882>>740143887classic
>>740143887>n-nuh uhOkay bud, whatever cope helps you sleep at night. People don't just randomly come into a thread and seethe at posts pointing out specific groups unless they're of said group.It's okay though, maybe one day zoomtroons and younger gens will be able to get some personalities besides mindless consooming and seething at "missing out"
>>740143767Says the Blind Faggot.
>>740128732She looks very generic though
>>740143962>Still won't post his gamesWhy larp as a fan then? You are old, get over it
>>740143968Nah, I'm just not so brainrotted by the demonization of tits that I think B cups are comparable to DDs, but go off retardGOD
>people are actually mad about this for some reasongetting mad about whore of war I get but this really? man glad I'm not such a sensitive bitch
>>740143995KEK of course it was the other seething faggot just responding multiple times, a true classic!>>740144024Not Lara, cope dismissive shilltranny.
>>740144001You dont even know Breasts, ya virgin, LOL!
>>740144042you are worse than a woman, just think about that you are crying more than a woman that lost her high heel
>>740144024There are niggers that still complain about NuTifa's breasts too. At the end of the day, all the haters are just breastfags
>>740144042No, you are arguing with different anons. Again, where are your games? Post them.
>>740144092Just another Poser on /v/!
>>740144073the breasts are fine though and mods exist I really don't get itthey must be console niggers
>>740144060Again, only """""similar in size""""" if you're a blind retard, go off retard>>740144092>>740144106This is just getting sad now
>>740144073The problem is even if you gave them huge titties they probably wouldn't even buy the games, they are just here for the thrill or being mad at something. It's like when people thought RE4 Remake would flop because of all the censorship, turns out the average person is not that obsessed, haters are just noisier
>>740143962>People don't just randomly come into a thread and seethe at posts pointing out specific groups unless they're of said group.Like I said, I'm simply calling you a retard. Everything else is your fanfiction.
>>740131125You're tweaking dude, like actually find something else to get mad about, join the military dog
>>740144073nuTifa's tits are still censored trash, though?>breastfagsOkay, homo? lol?>>740144114>m-mod the boobsSo say that instead of>BUY THE GAMEShillbroAlso, not my job to fix the failings of an ideologically poisoned series>>740144136>the problem is [made up retardation to get mad at]Ebin strawman, shillbro!>>740144163Hmmm nah, it was definitely a pain point I touched on for sure.
>>740144193Are you ok?
>>740144193Uh oh Lara melty
>>740144213Are you going to respond with a valid counterpoint instead of ad hominem seething?Could at least try and seem like you aren't shilling by advocating for piracy, damn nigga
>>740144248Concession accepted, again.
>>740144251You need help.
>>740143378Why were they reduced in the first place is the question? Nu-lara was always cringe. But they're not based enough to return to booba. That's the problem. And honestly if these games are willing to betray their audience to meet some kind of vague moralistic standard they set up, games are doom beacuse it's not about pleasing the customers or giving people what they want, but rather virtue signaling towards the public. Not about selling a product, a game, that's made for an audience. It's about giving just enough to make men say no outright, but also not having too much to make the feminists/etc upset. Becuase women IRL are allowed to have big boobs, just not in games because a man might enjoy that too much, and would somehow make things harder for a woman IRL. It's fucking retarded game design philosophy is what it is! It's anti-fanservice. Why are we still doing this? Don't they realize all this does is piss people off who used to actually like the thing? Not to mention I would consider it body shaming towards women that do have big tits. Some of them even trick themselves into getting breast reductions, MAYBE because they have been made to feel shameful for having big tits.
The off topic seethe is hilariousSeethe again little monkey man
>>740144294>>740144279
>>740144193>YOU ARE GOING AFTER MENigga nobody forces you to be in this thread, just hire some slut to have sex if you need to interact with people this much
>>740144251Ok? Pirate it then, who cares?
>generational warfare poster is an schizoid retardClassic
This board has some of the most annoying wannabe schizos.
>>740128732she looks vaguely bogged to me
>an schizoidESLbabble kek>"off topic seethe"Oh, like>not mentioning the game whatsoever>"MAKE SURE YOU BUY IT" x 100 in this thread so far>going "WHATABOUTWHATABOUTWHATABOUT YOU" instead of talking about the game or character in any capacityWhile I've been talking about Lara this whole time?kekOr this >>740144336 totally on topic post about vidya??LOL>>740144402It for sure has some of the most obnoxious, genuine shilltroons and assmad zoomer tourists!
>>740144307Because cucks censor way more now. But that won't stop people from buying. You seriously thought re4r would flop? You seriously think if they made Zelda uglier in the oot remake people won't buy it? Fanservice is great of course but at the end of the day people don't make a personality around it.Look at the bikini schizo, he was doxxed and turns out he was a tranny who didn't even buy ANY game, no game at all
Damn you are desperate for (You)s as well huh. Sad. Go back to the god of war threads.
>>740144307>>740144431At this point I don't give a shit anymore lmao, whenever they make a hot woman you say>Buy an ad>She fucks other men in front of me!!!
Why does Lara Croft make pathetic losers so fucking angry?
>>740144431>>740079615Notice how whenever this anon seethes here his Zelda fart indian threads die
>>740128732I just hope they don't botch Atlantis this time, like what anniversary did.
>>740144307Of course, it isn't about money, it is about "the message". The money isn't even an issue, fiat currency enables literally infinity propaganda piece "games" like this shit and the new ugly ass GoW to be made.If the money our society was built on wasn't literally fake then multiple games losing hundreds of millions in dollars in development like Flopspoken would have deterred even one more game like this being made.But, since it's all made up, play pretend Monopoly money they get to just keep going and going.>>740144491She's mid as fuck.Again, just because nuLara doesn't look like Debra Wilson doesn't mean. For the nth time, taking a 10/10 down to 6/10 and putting the 6/10 besides the 0/10s being pumped out like in the new warted face whore in the new female protag GoW doesn't make her """""hot as fuck""""" kek
>>740144536lmfao I've continuously dunked on /d/ fartfags and assfags in general, try again retardGOD
>>740144546Ok samustroon
ugh oh the jeet is having a melty for being called out
>>740144546>>740144631Yeah this is the same schizo>I dunk on themYou have 2 full threads and I don't see heavy shitposting in themIn fact whenever you sperg in some non nintendo waifu threads your agp threads become slower. Interesting isn't it?
>>740144640now this is some real schizo shit I really hate what this place has become
>>740128732Wasn't woke supposed to be done last year?Why are fascists dragging their feet?
Post LaraWatch em seethe
>>740144631Where are your posts in this thread then>>740144536Show them.
Seems like the developers really didn't want to give her tits and ass, but were forces to. This is a game that desperately wants to be woke, but the higher ups told the devs that sales matter more than their hate for goyim.
remove lara for a second guys, is the GAMEPLaY going to be good in your opinions?
>>740144731It's a new team but the new team can only obey CD.
>>740144758It's going to be classic 2000s adventure slop like LAU but with modern cinematic presentation and over the top setpiecesIE kino
>>740144758Yeah? I miss adventure games. LAU games were comfy and this one seems to have different puzzles and a new gunplay.
>calling anyone else schizo>literally ANY mention of censorship this faggot is immediately in the thread going >BUT NINTENDO BUT NINTENDO BUT NINTENDOAbsolutely gaped and raped. You did this same shit in the last couple weeks in those Dragon Quest 12 threads too KEK>>740144687>>740144726This is the only thread I've been in today besides laughing at the absolute state of gay(s)Also, what is this ESL reading comprehension? It was pretty obvious I was talking about historically, not once did I say I was in that thread.>>740144758It's going to be more whiny Lara bullshit and constant tip giving cancer riddled with quips, like all nugames are.
>>740128732just watched the trailer and there's like 20 tit shots and ass shots, never wanna hear /v/ complain about tomb raider being woke again
>>740144731maybe its the opposite, devs tried their hardest but couldn't do much against company obligations
>>740128732Boobs not big enough>B-B-But *sniffle* I like flatDon't care, boobs not big enough
>>740144796lau are comfy i agree
>>740144802Don't you need to spam more Zelda farting fanarts, indian? Your threads are dying
>>740144915Not my threads to begin with.
I know they said all games are canon but Legends and Survivor contradict each other. >>740141989Yeah I can see it. >>740144796That's the thing, you don't see many adventure games these days that aren't just open world or souls
They definitely will fix Pierre fight lmao, he was so cucked in anniversary
>>740144980The whole survivor thing is just cd autistic demands. No reason why this couldn't be its own thing or another reboot. All you need to know from Survivor is >Muh trinity (now conveniently dead)>Jonah (I hope they skip this shit)>Father murdered by trinity and wife died
>>740144815Be less obvious nignog
>>740142047>Natla looks fucking awesome, contemporary and fully faithfulWhere do you retards even come from?
>>740145218How dare anyone post anything that isn't buzzwords, amirite?
>>740145246She looks like shit though, and she also has no tits or cleavage.
>>740145218>>740145295Whatever group of third worlders CD hired to market on /v/. Methinks they need to update their scripts, though. I've seen this same exact writing style in every single new game announcement for the last couple years.>lol it isn't woke it's basically anti-woke amirite my fellow 4chan chudcels?!There's hardly any organic posts on the catalog left these days.>>740145246>contemporary and faithful aren't buzzwordsFucking lol
>>740144731Amazon definitely stepped in to make sure Lara is appealing to the male gaze because they want to sell copies of games>>740145295>>740145325You boys are trying way too fucking hard
>>740145325Kek you faggots tried this shit with RE4R too>Shills are after me!>*Shitposter larps as a fanboy*>See?? They HATE the original and they are after me!! These are hired shills!You schizos were owned by re4r (who were also fans of the og) and will be owned here too
>>740128826there are thousands of upper class english women who look exactly like this lara
>You boys are trying way too fucking hardlol>"BUY THE GAME BUY THE GAME BUY THE GAME" x1000000>"ZOMG she looks so AMAZING and FAITHFUL and NOT WOKE" x1000000>>740145448When every post is>BUY THE GAMEand>THIS LOOKS SO GOOD AND NOT WOKEand then>BETTER THAN THE ORIGINALYeah, it's pretty obviously shilltrannies or hopeless consoomers.
>>740145295her face looks good
>>740144795>ywn get to massage her feet after a long day hiking and climbing I just want to end it bros, it's not fair
>>740128826You have never seen a white woman in your life have you?
>>740145448that game that people remember only for the porn of it yeah, same for every new game to be fair
I have no interest in this small tits pajeeta
I wish they fixed underworld
Very excited to see the classic locations again
>>740145643Fanart/porn is a large portion of modern day marketing strategies, too. Look no further than Pokemon>>740145772Uh sorry, you have to post a picture of every game they ever released in your collection, with the receipts, playtime, screenshots, the movies, etc. or something to be allowed to say this now according to the shilltroons and consoomoids ITT
>>740145643>Thinking /v/ matters Lmao. Meanwhile all you faggots lost is Zelda farting. No puzzles, temples, nothing.But nice to know you were one of those seething at re4r
>>740145809>Nooo I can't take a pic of my games and with a paper AAAAAAH!!!See? You don't even buy those games
>>740145858I'm so glad the ESLbabble leaked through in your posts, proving me right once again here >>740145325:)
>>740145643>RE4R >only remembered by pornWhat the fuck are you saying?
>>740145793Don't worry, nuLara will make sure to disavow taking anything from the tombs while lecturing the player. Such comfy faithful kino, amirite?
>>740145998You're extremely fucking angry bub
>>740146026You're asspained I'm right and haven't offered a single counterpoint, bud.
>>740146145How long have you been shitting your pants about Lara Croft? 10, 12 years?
>>740128826They wanted to appeal to americans.
>>740128826You mean when she was initially designed to be a canon latina?
>>740145384Anniversary Natla was still hot in a creepy kind of way, if that makes sense
How badly will they fumble the atlantean tileset levels again?
>>740146178Very epic and on topic post once again
>>740145998This wasn't made by cd
>>740138753>>740141631It makes me sick to my stomach for people to see OP and think Lara's boobs are big enough.
>>740146360Yeah, it is made by Fagazon though, who brought us wonderful shit like Rangs of Powah, or the race swapping and censorship in Lost Ark.So anti-woke!!!11!!!
>>740145994It's the re4r haterSee>>740145448This is literally what he did in every RE4R thread
>>740145491Nigga nobody forces you to be here. You can have people liking the game, I swear there is a schizo like you in every fucking game now
>>740146453That's shilltroons for you>>740146479Utterly gaped and raped by demons>>740146526You've already soiled your diaper with this dismissal like, 19 times already bro.Give it up
>>740139887>always wasThen why are you posting a pic from Underworld, tourist faggot?Lara Cruz was Toby Gard's original idea, who was a Latina, later changed into Lara Croft, but she was always depicted as tanned, Mediterranean, if not outright brown in some renders.
>>740146246Kinda funky to read about the connections Eidos had to Games Workshop and realize how original Tomb Raider vision sorta riffs similar to Warhammer's original narrative style.
>>740128826>why isn't Lara whiteNu-British.
>>740145904Anniversary was such a perfect template, it's sad underworld had development problem and they did the retarded thing if making the real ending xbox exclusive
>>740146595If these renders came out today, the average chudlet WOULD call her brown and manjawed, lmao.
>>740146316Sorry, you did a heckin' criticism of the demaster, that's problematic.
>>740146595>>740146659>abloobloobloo muh concepts muh strawmen muh chudsBe less obvious.
>>740139887>I don't play videogames, but I sure fucking love to get paid to argue and whine about them online
>>740146757>muh conceptsLiterally has the original promotion/cover art renders and in-game model, my chatbot friend.
>>740146757Concession accepted.You're either an outrage-addicted troll or a false flagging faggot from Reddit.
>>740146759Why do you have pictures of random men saved to your device?>>740146817Literally using her concept idea to justify your retardation, my marketer friend.>>740146838Confession denied.>le outragelmfao>predditUnconditionally defending all new demaster demake cancer, while crying out "C-CHUD" is peak preddit behavior, though?
>>740144795Qt Lara.
How is the gameplay though. >DUDE PUZZLESAre there going to be puzzles or 'cinematic' puzzles like all the new over the should TPS games?
>>740146904the cutest
I'll get the preorder for the costume but I won't get the deluxe edition.
>>740146939It's going to be cinematic dogshit with constant tips and yellow paint lmfao
>>740146715The "remaster" was at least trying to do the original thing when compared to the anniversary slop.
>>740146939LAU gameplay and physics puzzles
>>740146991Not using tilesets, unlike the demaster, so there's at least somewhat of an excuse
>>740138553The same women then turn around and let jews dictate real beauty standards that come down to men through models they hire for fashion shows, movies and tv shows, and in the past, playboy magazines.
>>740146898Retard, there's renders from all the original games including a literal in-game screenshot.an hero your self, faggot, and go back.
>>740138553The anti white women came from Big Noses cucked tribe. One day their women saw all those beautiful aryan girls and since then they have been brainwashed men into disliking them/censor them Ever thought how conveniently femcel was the ritual of>You see you must kill this pretty, virgin young white woman!That's just roasties removing the competition
>>740147275>ablooblooblooYou're on the same level as the retards who think the leaks from Pokemon last year, specifically the concepts, are actually canon to the in-game lore lmfaoSeethe harder dipshit
>740147412This has to be a bot, right?
>>740128732Oh this is the new game we are going to pretend stars an attractive woman when it obviously doesn't.
>>740128732Concord characters had bigger breasts than this.
>>740147689Oh it's one of those games where we are going to have culture war retards lie through their teeth for muh drama
Deny your lying eyes, /v/irgin
>>740128826With all the outdoor exploring she does, why wouldn't she have a nice sexy tan?
>>740147772The "culture war" is why nuLara has notits, shilltranny retard.
Is GTA6 actually confirmed for this year?
>>740147857>NotitsBlind faggot
I'm just glad that most normal people are seeing her again and in a positive wayHer absence has been painful
>>740147986She has a mastectomy compared to OG Lara, blind faggotardNot Lara, simple as
>>740146959Finding new qt Laras to save is always a good time.
>>740148121>mastectomyMental illness
>>740148145Check out Croft Crave on Xhttps://x.com/croftcrave
>>740148043I think they found a pretty good balance of making her look athletic while still maintaining feminine curves.
>>740148196I will allow this slop and have a look at it because of her.
>>740148356Page is kino top to bottom
>>740148196Based Croft enjoyerUnlike these perpetually seething faggots
>>740148163That's usually what we in the business call lopping a girl's tits off, yes.Anything else retardfag?
>>740148145>>740148196>>740148404nuLara ain't Lara, though
>>740128826post your hand.
Seethe until you're dead
>>740131409you mean the lara that spawned a million SFM videos and images? god bless
Cry over valid criticism until you drown
>>740148662You're so valid, anon.Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.Happy Pride month
>>740128826>why isn't Lara whiteShe was literally Lara Cruz before they changed her to Lara Croft, she's spic-coded.
Anon's I'm tired of Tomb Raider being exclusively stories about Lara Croft... Why doesn't she have a male figure she looks up to like a brother Larry Croft who's better than her be the MC of the next TR game?
How the fuck is chikaner in every fucking board, you kill yourself already fucking mentally ill trash.
>>740148714You're asspained beyond words now.>>740148737>nuvidya>westerners>EVER having a male be better than a female at anythinglollmfao
