>old haggard mother is an old and haggard warriorwhat are coomers complaining about now?
>>740141852God of menopause
>>740141852I don't like that weird blemish next to her mouth it's distracting
>>740141852she's gonna cuck kratos with vishnu
>>740141852Then just dont make the game that nobody asked for? You can easily make a female led game with a young hot bitch through the lens of the male gaze.
WE MUST TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS !!!
>have the shills insult the consumer to... increase sales?Yeah good strategy
>>740142626You're not a consumer though
I’m just not going to buy the game
>>740141852I thought Kektos was moving onto pyscho-bitch FrayaWhy they making a game dedicated to his second baby mama?
>>740142710IT WAS HER TURN CHUD
>>740142796She already had her turn. It's Fraya's turn to become the third baby mama.
>>740142710he was never interested in Freya
>>740141852The actress btw
>>740141852>COCK GOES WHERE?
>>740142659Not any fucking more I'm not, kek
>>740141852coomers can't look at a woman unless she's young and hot
>>740142858Neither was I.
>>740141852>MOM OF BOY
>>740142214oh for fuck sake not again
>woman protagonist>game"play" will be press E to yap yap yapthe God of Bore
I will now buy God of War Laufey
>>740141852We don't want old haggard women in games, only young hot ones.
>>740144835Jesus Christ anon, you can do better
>>740141852I don't have any problem with her appearance. But God of War is a brutal hack and slash male fantasy series. I don't think even women would want to replace Kratos. Making the protag a woman with her reddit sidekick is a monumentally stupid idea. I actually enjoy the nu-GoW games but man this is looking bleak.
>>740141852Nobody wants to spend money to play as an old hag. Especially in a moviegame. Not even the smarmy fags saying they do>There, she's old and ugly. Are you going to buy it now?>No
>>740141852>>740142214GAWWWWWWWWWWWDS GIVE ME CHILD ALIMONY AND MY EX HUSBAND NINTENDO SWITCH IS YOURS!!!
>>740141852Who will buy this trash? They should change the title.God of KAREN
>God of War>not featuring Kratos as a playable characterWhy bother? Just make a completely new series.
>>740141852why does she look so utterly lifeless? did they fuck up the facial animations or did she just phone in the mocap performance to such an extent they can't salvage it?
>>740141852We need to watch Kratos' wife get gangbanged by as many monsters and demon gods as possible.
>>740141912>she's gonna cuck kratos>implying she didn't before
>>740141912>Vishnu.Father in law Zeus*
>>740141852She was better in the previous gamesI don't know how they did fuck upFrom Northern Giant Woman to a literally who Karen
>>740141852goddesses in mythology are shown as beautiful so why are they ugly in game
>>740142214YOU MUST BE BETTER MEN!YOU MUST TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS!
>>740142214The therapy cube will listen to you girl
>>740144553why did they remove the aryanness
>god of womb>alrdy dead at the start of gameCan't make that shit up
>>740148320she's not a goddessShe's a Giant
>>740144553Just out of curiosity do you think we can create a good Deborah Ann Woll nude model from this game? Just curious haha
Bets:>Laufey figths off evil gods of war>She seeks help from good gods of war>OF COURSE the African one like for example OGUN will be the bestest of them all and will support her>Athena is behind all this evil crap because it's somehow going to be about Kratos and that will get Fey mad>No level up, only "discovering herself" so you'll get Self-discovery points instead of Experience points>Mandatory "oi hughie" line to make a reference of the Boyz VA doing the cube Phranque
>>740141852>shit thing is shit dude ok? why even waste time and money making it?
>>740148696>>OF COURSE the African one like for example OGUN will be the bestest of them all and will support herAnon, Sekhmet is literally the antagonist here. You can't run that narrative and have an egyptian god as an antagonist, or are you a racist who thinks that we were not in fact Kangs
>>740141852Name one teenage boy who'd be excited to play as this character
>>740148696>OGUNAYO LAUFEY!WANN A TEST SOME BBC YOU WHORE??
>>740148828>SekhmetThat's not Sekhmet since the retards gave her a human face when she's supposed to be feline.
>>740141852>*glorg glorg glorg!*
>>740148828>Sekhmetshe'll walk the right path after ditching that toxic male Begtse because he's totally manipulating her. Laufey will help her
>>740141852>HOW DARE YOU!
>>740142659You're right, I'm an economic terrorist.
