More like God of WOKE
Tell me about the cubeWhat's his deal
>God of War: LAUFEY>LAUFEYlmao nigga wht the FUCK is a "Laufey"? some kinda starbucks frappuccino flavoring?"Laufey" sound like the feminist codeword for the practice of putting tampons in the male toilets or something
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I'm willing to give them a chance to show how they write a non-cringe alpha female warrior character.
>>740145693watch the video on youtubeit's already too late
>>740145693>you think I’m weak just because I’m a woman? Fuck you, weak mangodHoly kino thank you sweet baby inc
>>740145693it's written by Alanah Pearce bro
>>740145573What's the deal of that magic cube?
>>740145859the cum tribute of everyone she's ever slept with
>>740145830> written by Alanah Pearce
>>740145859Condom trophy storage.
>>740145859Quirky safe male representation by the actor who plays cuckboy Hughie on the boys
>>740145573I don't think I want to play as some foids self-insert character with daddy issues. Fuck that.
>>740146086this is such a stupid thing to postwhen would a writer have the power or opportunity to handle character design and implementation?
>>740145573God of Laundry was right there...
>>740145620It's gay and won't stfu
Didn’t this feel inevitable since they cast an actual actress as Faye to essentially only cameo in Ragnarok? Why do that unless you were gonna heavily expand her?
>>740146116you're fucking retarded lol
>>740146116anon...
>>740146116you know she could talk to people in different departments and tell them about the character right
Wow god of war really is fantasy slop for faggots now
>>740145693>>740145830Written by a womanDirected by a woman.You only have to use logic.Women get in charge of an IP...I know, lets do a woman story, where she can jump and air combat better than kratos.You know where that is headed.
they really really don't want me to buy a ps5I won't, your master plan worked sony
>>740145650he's the guy that took a bite of gum gum
>>740146179Every character in goW 2018 and ragnarok was acted by an actor.Why not a sindri spin off... or better yet TYR spin off, the ACTUAL god of war.
>>740145650It's a singer who mixes jazz, bossanova and pop.
She’s a giantess but they don’t even indulge my giantess fetish. Fuck this cringe shit
>>740145573God of Whores
>>740146389Pretty sure they actually did say Sindri was the other character being looked at for a spin-off. Kratos himself got a long rest ending for a reason
>>740145573>"Ok. It's a cube. And it's talking to you. You just talked to a cube. Sooo...that just happened?"
Notice that Laundry is an ugly roastie?Younger, prettier women make insecure women seethe. They are unable to create beautiful female characters because their seething overtakes the speech regions of the brain and they scretch "Patriarchy! Sexist! Misogyny! Objectifying women! Male gaze! REEEEEEE!
>>740145573Oh boy look at all of these tempting exclusives us PC chuds are missing out on.... what ever will we do? it's god of war Forspoken edition.
>>740146331That complaint doesn’t really work here because she literally can fights gods like Thor.
>>740145573>We're going to completely change Kratos's character so that he feels bad about the original games and also he's traded out his iconic look for the "Simon Whistler." And also the whole fucking story is that he's a dad now who needs to look after his boi instead of being a crazy badass. In fact, now he fucking hates the fact that he was a crazy badass and literally yells at his former self for being an immoral bad guy. Also we're going to heavily imply that Kratos got cucked and "his" boi Atreus isn't actually his biological son, but not really we take it back teehee.>And now for the next God of War series, you get to play as his fucking wife! It's HER turn!I miss old video games where you could just be a crazy angry dude who kills shit.
>>740145830>it's written by Alanah PearceOh this just keeps getting better and better the more details about it that are known. We have a new Jade Raymond working at Sony.
>>740145650It's her name you uneducated cretin. It's the name of Loki's mom
>>740146783kino
>>740146557It's all a conspiracy Gaben gave them money to make shitty woke games to keep us out of consoles
>>740146783lmaooooo
>>740146220>>740146261>>740146267it's mary jane retards, and also writers don't model characters
>>740146548https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMemeV2/
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>>740146825You know more about Moses, and Noah's arc, than you do your own ancestral european stories like Heidrek and Hervar or Hengest and HorsaThis goes for the entire white race you retarded fucking zoomer faggotDont act condescending when you yourself are a covid vaccinated ADHD mask wearing zoomer faggot urbanite who learns about a fraction of the world through tiktok algorithm shorts and facebook instagram captioned ai imagesGo put your covid mask back on, retarded cum drinker
>>740146825laufey tanty
Sometimes I think God made this world just to torture me like taking everything I like Zelda games and just turning it into something else to mock me. I’m not being dramatic. Everything I have ever liked has turned into to a worse version of itself because God Vs Satan Vs Man or whatever holy fuck
>>740145573More like God of SNOY
>ask God to add more weight in jest >get this The worst part is the game will probably be fun too -_-Everything I like turned into ash
>>740145573its not even woke
I’m sure the OOT remaster will be the nail in the coffin
>>740146489In valhalla kratos has pretty much accepted he is the new GoW in norse land, taking tyrs job.
>>740147191Where are her boobies?
>>740145830she hasnt worked on shit
>>740146783top tyr
>>740147239idk man, they put her in burial clothing you tell me
>>740147191>Series with an iconic male main character has his role replaced with a female main character>Is wearing an outfit that looks exactly like the sort of shit some committee and/or consultancy group probably thinks isn't sexualizing. (In fact, it looks hauntingly similar to the outfit nuBlizz put Alleria Windrunner in)>She is made a bit plain-faced instead of having any kind of striking apperance>Weird prevalence of purple shitIt's not confirmed woke, but it has all the warning signs.
>>740146116go back
Since when was gow about bloodlessly beating up some toy isle looking plant creatures while your plushie companion cheers you on? This feels like one of those failed 80s cartoons where they tried to make a toyline out of a r-rated movie franchise.
>>740147747you go back
Is that what they meant "be a better man"?
You know your game is fucked, when people will draw more porn of the cube than the actual female protag.
>>740147842Since we did better. We have to be better. Today is the day we are better.Men? Do better
>>740145573It looks good. Why are you fuckers so trigger happy to call everything with a female lead woke? I watched the reveal trailer and I found the whole idea and world building to be quite gripping. I want to know what type of afterlife she’s in and why there are so many gods from different mythologies there. What exactly is the problem? It’s not like she’s going on a feminist rant or anything, for fucks sake.
>>740145573Is this not AI and official? Why are the trees shooting lighitng
>>740148149Yeah, better not buy this shit
>>740147264If she does not start every story of working there with "So I was blowing/fucking this guy when....", she's lying.
>>740145573He called it.
>>740148154Because polniggers dont care about game quality, just about how well or poorly everything conforms to their political beliefs. Also about being butthurt about things, it is very essential to their existense.
>>740145573i think the cover art says everything i really dislike about itthe art style could be confused for a horizon game, a nu-dragon age game. it's so awfully generic, overtly saturated high fantasy. it cries millennial californian. it could almost be AI generated. i thought the gameplay looked solid but the marvel cube signposted that they learned nothing from ragnarok's main criticism and are doubling down on immersion breaking light-hearted quips and characters that ill fit a mythos setting
>>740145573>Watch the trailer>The fucking quirkshit millennial writing hitsSomething terrible happened to modern writing.
>>740145693>western gameYou need to go back in time for that
>>740145620I think the cube is supposed to be the cube of metatron, which is named after archangel metatron from jewish mysticism.
>>740147058no one cares you gay larper
>See a trailer for a fun looking game.>Visit /v/>Endless cryingIf I could go back in time I'd nuke this fucking site before gamergate became a thing.
>>740145573but /v/ told me woke died over a year ago? what went wrong?
>>740145573Where did the scary woke people touch you?
>FOCUS, FI was not expecting to play it but jesus that is worse than I expected
>>740146919Wow, a whole subreddit for faggots to cry about how they totally didn't get owned.
>>740148925These games are a harrowing experience on the highest difficulty. I have to play Battletoads to take a break.
>kratos spends 2 games glued to the ground>his wife gets actual aerial combatwhat the fuck is wrong with them?
>>740147191>I have to say it's not woke because this is legitimately all I'll get in terms of gamingSee you when you'll cope like this about Wolverine too.
>>740148925I LOVE QUIRKY CHUNGUS MILENIAN WRITING
>>740146548Stupid comic.The people in the 3 first panels are also gay and retarded.
>>740148154>>740148391I ask again and again why normalfag tourists like you come to this shitty site and nobody ever gave me an answer. Seriously, why do you come here to bitch and complain and declare yourself outsiders when you have... literally the whole internet?
>>740148974>Where did the scary woke people touch you?In the toilets when I was 11
>>740149036Kratos is a heavy stupid man, Faye is a powerful superior magical woman. They already confirmed she’s far more magicks than Kratos the literal god
>>740148925Same question for you, buddy. Why do you even come here? Stay on reddit if this kind of GARBAGE is "fun" to you.
>>740145573If even the super Woke retard, David Jaffe is saying this is terrible, a really bad idea for God of War. Then you know they've fucked up. He's meant to be on their side and even he hates this.
the cube is too much for me. I hate it.
>>740148154>game called god of war>you don't play as god of war>there's no god of war in game actually>you play as a woman and quirky chungus cube and cute animal>worst dogshit dialogue writing ever imaginableyeah broooooooooo, why people complain at all
>>740148925>gameWhat game? Even compared to the 2016 NuGow reveal this one had barely any gameplay and was extremely shit.
>>740145693thats ez and they've been doing it for decades>write male character>place female character over the top of that character >add open mouth screaming zoom in shots>add more screamingdone
ngl I kind really want to play Ragnarok now. But it's like over 100 GBs to install. How is it compared to Valhalla?
>>740148925It was 20 minutes long and had a single minute of gameplay. Watch the opening for God of War 3. Compare and contrast. You're in the game by 2minutes 50 and yet the cinematic is fucking amazing. It shits all over this nu-GOW crap.https://youtu.be/-58EAiGNveQ?si=hBj9noY761DACMWT
>>740149330You mean the first game? They are pretty much the same, felt like Ragnarok needed longer to start though.
>sword is excalibah>she becomes morgana LA FEYbros....
>>740149196The cube is QUIRKY and FUN chud. Stop being an incel
>>740145573More like: Forspoken 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>740145573I don't remember this character at all, was she that beloved by the gow fandom?
>>740149378This lol.>old gow: like a minute of introduction, then you're shown some dramatic scene and are given control of your character so you can kick ass>nu-gow: Walking. Talking. Hugging trees. Picking flowers. Touching grass. Quirk chungus shit. Then after like 30 minutes you're allowed to fight one, maybe 2 enemies before you spend 15 more minutes talking about it.I refuse to believe people actually LIKE these games.
>>740149576She was the true main character held back by the plot
normgroids on twitter are currently melting down because they cannot handle people saying that this is gay+lame.there are clearly some that will buy any turd as long as it says god of war on the cover but I cant imagine this getting big.
>>740149523whats in the box?!
>>740145620some fetish of deborah ann woll sex erp dnd campaign
This one goes hard
>>740149576she was fine as plot device, problem this game gonna retcon and destroy being a plot device that didnt fear death and set in motion the father and boi adventure
>>740149616Another box
>>740149714>She went fo black cocks only to find out dirty postapocaliptic cocks that smell bad
>>740145620>Tell me about the cubeThe guy from the boys voiced and motion captured himWIth a cube around his waist Im not kiddingTHis is what motion capturing now is
>>740149523isnt that the genshin impact fem traveler
>>740149786An attempt was made.
>>740146825The fuck? You mean Nål?
>>740149792Imagine the conversation with his agent.>hey jack I got you a big role in the new god of war game it's gonna make your careerand then he gets there and they're like "get in the cuck cube".
>>740149595i miss beating up zombies and hydras too that shit curbstomped dmc back in the day
>>740149873hes getting like 150k just to sit there
