I'M SORRY FOR DENYING NU-LARA I KNEEL....
>>740146596>Another baboon ass game made for Americans and third worlders
>>740146596It's a clever design. The belt makes it look like her ass is bigger than it actually is.
>>740146648that's not a babboon ass that's shapely n petite
>>740146648>failing at zoology this hardit's the male baboons who have the big butt, ivan
>>740146596When is lara gonna be known for her tits again instead of her shithole?
>>740146785shapely ass is much rarer these days than tits
>muh assWho gives a shit. Asses are genderless so faggot devs don't care.
Now that I think about it, I like women with big asses more than tits.
>>740146648Faglord alert
>>740146596>Assfaggotry>shitface nuLarano thanks
>>740147565Exactly my brother
>>740146596the ass is barely acceptablethe tits are notcanonically she has large breasts, yet they gave her below average ones (The average breast size in Britain is frequently cited as a 34E or 36DD in UK bra sizing (roughly equivalent to a 34DD or 36D in US sizing).), thats woke bullshit, pandering to transwomen and feminists
>>740146596I think it's crazy that modern tomb raider came out of that shitfest looking the least woke and most likely for me to play. Still think they're pussies for not giving her tits though.
>>740146596Be honest, would you date her? Don't lie, she posts here
another day, another white dicklet thread
>>740148129>nondescript nuLaraNo thanks.Bring back the real Lara or gtfo
>>740148129too tallboobs too smallbrown eyesno thanks
>>740148129would date and worship her ass daily
>>740147565How brown?
>>740148129my self esteem is too low to date anyone who doesnt self harm.
>>740147565A huge ass can make up for small tits, huge tits can't make up for a small ass.
>>740146596>t. porn addict
>>740146648Holy kek calm down zeldafag, go back to your fart thread
>>740149140WrongHuge asses can ruin even the most gorgeous womanOld and fat women have huge asses, if you are into huge asses you are into bottom tier women that can even reproduce which is the proof that you desire is unnatural and a genetic dead end, just like you
>>740149140Based!
>>740149195Cope
its the bare minimum to have a good ass given what she does, doing acrobatics make your irl ass even bigger and sculpted
Its mid
>>740149151t. roon
>>740149195Just admit that you're a gay faggot and love men
>>740146648where's the kermit pic and India blue map?
>>740149195Truth nuke. Faggots will whine and complain but it's true. Perky large tits and curvy hips are universal signs of female fertility and a signal to activate your mating instincts. Ass is meaningless. A fat man or old woman can have a big ass. It means nothing.
>>740149195cringe and faggot jeet brownpost>>740149448sad samefag
>>740149363Ever noticed how this guy never doompost this shit in nintendo big asses threads?
>>740149140Truth nuke. Doggystyle with a woman who has a big ass is impossible to pass up.
>>740149195Big ass and hips is a is signaling fertility so she can push the baby out. But I agree too much can be a turn-off also. Anyway new Lara ain't cutting it for me, everybody knows this face and asset nerf
>>740149314my ass is bigger
>>740149448>A fat man or old woman can have a big assSure, but it's not the same. You can't seriously think a young woman with a big, fit ass is the same as some fat guy's ass.
>>740149497>both threads are filled with AIsloppa and agpshit >>740149170>no spamRajesh is not very subtle.
>>740149702She is. Both of them have an ass. Fertility is the only thing that matters. An ass doesn't give birth and doesn't feed children. Unless you're into some unhealthy fetish shit.
>>740149702GUH
>>740148174butt you can't impregnate an ass
why is ass so accepted while breasts are not?And don't say third world countries and jews.
>>740149103But she farts from there
>>740149867Because perky round breasts are a sign of fertility, feminity, sex appeal. While anyone can have a fat ass.
>>740149759He is posting his 2b x bbc too, you know, the game known for 2b loving the white 9sEver noticed how these characters have the same shitposting?I know remembered tides of annihilation, which shitposting will the Zelda tranny use? More forced cuck shit? More coomer shaming?
>>740149117The scars can be pretty hot.
>>740149702would lick
>>740149702Imagine her forcing you to let her sit on your face as a prank haha
>>740149872well not while she's farting
>>740149195JEET
>>740149867>>740149924SAMEFAG JEET, POO POO COLORED.
>>740149867I mean, they just can't show em naked, you can show ass if its in a wetsuit like lara or if its in tight pants, that's socially acceptable, even irl, see how many women walk around in extremely skin tight yoga pants these days, but for clevage its a different story, so maybe if it was naked ass it'd be treated the same
>>740146596The trailer is fucken kino bros, just feels so good to finally go on an adventure again. Genuinely tired of these high stakes, depressing, serious games. Only other game I'm interested in from the show is Control 2 but even that falls into this category...whatever happened to people's sense of discovering things? Is the concept of an adventure gay now? Genuinely very excited for this.
>>740149140Ok african
>>740149485>>740150230Damn, ass-obsessed homo truly got mindbroken ITT.
>>740149702Assfags are closeted gays
>>740149867>why is ass so accepted while breasts are not?It's a gender neutral thing, an attempt to desexualize breasts (which are tho most womanly feminine physical trait)
she looks crazy tall in this game
>>740150448I don't like tall girls fuck em
Ass is not that big but she got wide hips and pretty decent tits
>>740150370yeswe know jeet
>>740150448>>740150478you guys know that its 155cm bitches that want 2m+ tall dudes right and hate short dudes the mosttall girls are a mixed bag but more of em like short dudes than short girls thats just a fact
>>740150546>Everyone except for me is a jeet!Calm down Hernandez.
Why are people sperging out about asses? Her butt isn't particularly impressive in this.
Ass won btw
>>740150617its been a while since they stopped releasing attractive n fit body looking female chars in western games, this looks like the first big comeback (not counting fighting games n such)
>>740150606Elle Fanning only likes shorter guys for some reason
>>740146648>>740149195these posts reeks of brown
assCHADS always win in the end
>>740150691Post hand.
>>740150682giwtwm..(I'm actually 180 tho FUCK)
>>740150617>I have to be upset about something Everyone agreed that Nu GOW and marvel games look lame so they have to find a way to be more obnoxious i remember the days when /v/ was full of honest perverts instead of moral fags crying about big asses
>>740149195>>740146648American and assorted browns absolutely RATTLED
>>740150617It's just some guy who spams whenever he sees a woman without a concave bottom
she only seems tall cause that backpack is comically tiny
>>740150617It's the Zeldatranny.
>78 post in>no HORSEFor shame, /v/
>>740150959we don't talk about that
>>740149938what's even the point of doing this lmao
>>740150959Well you were busy dumping your Zelda pics, Zelinkschizo.
>>740150959Sorry, we were busy arguing over Lara's ok butt.
>>740146648Real men always loved the female buttocks, you gigantic homosexual.
>Slav thinking he's whiteLmao
>>740150981Tendietroons became autistically territorial. If they see a non nintendo game getting too many threads they start to panic and start posting bbc or something. You can even see the nier thread trying to make you associate 2B with blacked It's to kill threads and so spam the catalogue with more nintendo AGP shit
>>740151021based teebh
>>740150959horse is so last decade, Lara needs to further her horizons
>>740146596I like when woman has C-cup perky boobs, shapely athletic butt and a cute face. Both extremes suck: mosquitobites-udders, flat-brapper
>>740150691It's scientifically proven that browns are ass men
>>740151094
>>740151130based, although I like tits that are a little bigger than thatI'm just tired of r34 getting flooded with hypershit that is not properly tagged as hyper. The only way to get rid of it is to blacklist the big boobs tag, but only a homosexual would do such a thing, so I get inundated with these retarded, obese, off model balloon animals that appeal to disgusting rabid autists. Anyway, nu-Laura is cute.
>>740151130I wish she was my wife
>>740148174you screencaped your own post?
>>740151351I feel you on the hyper struggle. As long as boobs look proportional to the body - it's great. The smaller-bigger window is big as long as it looks beautiful. Most people seem to struggle with this idea>>740151482We all do
>>740146596>>740146648>Black tier ass You can see it flopping from a mile away
>>740151623Hi, Zeldatroon
>>740151230see, now we're talkinggood times for bearchads
>>740146648Fake Tomb Raider fans.Fake Tomb Raider fans EVERYWHERE.
>>740146596>devs realizing they can get away with ass without the troons seething unlike with boobs.
>>740151021>greeks>you gigantic homosexual.the iron could hit you right in the face and you still wouldn't notice the irony
>>740151526Yes.And?
>>740151641ae you the one who got triggered by the anon who posted his R34 tags?
>>740152023>hates tattoosbased>hates seasoned foodbased>hates good music ?>hates sportsbased>hates big assFALSE
>>740146596I miss Rise/Shadow LaraShe was so cute
>>740152138>elle fanning>big assif you're ~4 inches sure
>>740151021ultra aryan trvth nvke
>>740152245mehits pretty big without getting absurd
>>740149861that's how indians are made
>>740146648What about those of us who enjoy a big ass and a big pair of tits?
>>740149195irish hands typed this
>>740146596
>>740152138I never liked her, she is obviously a downie
>>740153139and?
>>740151094therapods...
>>7401510942 horses?
>>740146596That is not nularaThat is classic Lara OR nunulara if you feel inclined
>>740154139didn't nulara become this?
>>740154167Yes but she looks and sounds different again which confuses people and makes them think this is a rerereboot
>>740154421confuses me too desu cause she looks so different but the survivor games ARE canon to this nunulara? believe so
>>740146648fpbp
>>740154769Romanian bros, how will we ever recover?
Oh look nobody is talking about gameplay but about asses.Typical mutt behaviour.The gameplay seems to be identical to nu lara, aka shit. Just give me a level to explore and fight dinos without them being a qte/cinematic.
>>740157489??? dumbass secondary retard the gameplay is just like the remakes of the old games dafuq are u talking about just making shit up
>>740157526Look at the trailer, it is mostly cinematics and set pieces, that is survivor lara gameplay.I know you can't comprehend that since you never played the originals.
>>740157561its a trailer purposefully made that waythe actual segments with gameplay like the bear fight it looks just like the remakes
>>740146596Is this actually nu-lara or remake lara? I haven't kept up with the news on the games.
>people care more about her ass than swapping to auto climbing shit instead of having to jump then hold out your arms to gripGod damn this place is shit, complain about real shit
>>740157635the new legacy of atlantis trailer
>>740157561>>740157629The action is LAU since Lara can jump backwards now
>>740157689Remake then.
>>740157760yeah its the re-re-make
Literally the only thing I was interested in this SoP. We've finally come full circle with Nu-Nu-Lara bringing the og one back.
>>740157826Crystal dynamics must be endlessly seething for being forced to make a sexy lara croft.
>>740151130>that shitface>cutepick one
>>740158271its peak "Wife face"
They killed the big forehead design with Underworld alreadyEvery Lara since then isn't canon
>>740157637Tomb Raider Legend came out 20 years ago.
>>740157832That shit looks nothing like Lara Croft.It's another nulara cosplay that has no business calling itself a TR game>>740157635remake of the remake of a recently remastered game, starring some bastardized nuLara version
>>740157629>its a trailer purposefully made that wayOf course it is.>remakesWhat remakes? There Is only one remake of the original.>>740157691>The action is LAUIf the level design is LAU then it will suck.
>>740158438>>740158457Fake Tomb Raider fans
>>740158321It's peak ugly, designed for feminist women face
>>740158457there's 3 remakes of the original trilogy they all play alike the segments with gameplay it looks just like that more or less the trailer is purposefully more cinematic
>>740157997That's why they ruined her even more making some ugly hybrid>>740158457It's a Legend remake, with some hybrid nuLara
>>740158496Actual fans don't recognize nuLara and nuLara hybrids as Lara Croft
>>740158619You're 45
>>740146648gayfag
Lara Croft makes "people" on this board seethe more than almost any other legacy character in existence.
>>740158496Says the guy praising this shit.Let me guess, you never even played the originals minus the remastered versions.>>740158558>It's a Legend remake??? It is clearly a tomb raider 1 remake?
>>740158698>screaming and crying about Lara Croft for decades of his life
>>740158639That means he's right AND wise you stupid looney trooney KEKLOL
the face in the new trailer looks way better than the shorter face posted in this thread. I don't know or care about the gay history of this series so my opinion is unbiased and truth nuke
>>740158750It means he's an old and bitter "person" that likely hasn't enjoyed Tomb Raider in over 20 years and shouldn't be posting about it
>>740158748Zoomie using aislop as a way to "own" people.Pathetic.
>>740158682To be fair she's been mistreated for more than half of her ip's life. Trust is always hard to rebuild and leaving the series in CD's hands despite them obviously disliking the character isn't doing much to rebuild that trust.
>>740158815underworld lara my beloved
>>740158815Now if only you actually played underworld instead of wasting your time on AI slop.
>>740147565Marry the ass, buy the tits. Be a man.
I'm glad they kept the gymnastics animations in. That's the best sex appeal in the series imo. The new game better bring it back
>>740149195Palest aryan ever award
>the seethers deleted the previous wholesome Lara threadWhy do they hate cute Lara so much?
>>740148129She is better in motion. This photo is not great..
>>740158815SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BLOODY RIGHT SAR
>NOO HER ASS NOT BIG ENOUGH, WOKE>NOO BABOON ASSLmao, she has normal-sized ass with some good shape. Looks good to me.
>>740158815TR hasn't been good in 20 years and you should make peace with it. Faggot.Bad things don't become good just because time passes or you get tired of being wrong
>>740158748>Flopping for two decades after bastardizing the IP
nobody hates Lara Croft more than her "fans"
>>740158639>You are rightfixed
>>740159225Because Lara doesn't look like that. And she's not cute.The actual Lara is hot and beautiful>>740159391Looks like nothing to me
>>740158919LolLmao, evenYour next cope?
>>740159225There are 40-50 year old men on this board who genuinely think their opinions on Tomb Raider are worth a damnSad!
>>740159647Her fans loves her.What they hat if fake Lara and fake TR>>740158815You have defended a bad corporate woke shit for the same amount of time kek
>>740159804Are you the grandpa still mad at me calling you a grandpa? Why are you falseflagging now?
>>740159741Asks about playing a game.Zoomie post picture of owning a game without play time.Every single fucking time.
>>740159741>FranchisetardFake fan, as expected>>740159804You have defended that flopped nuLara for the major part of your life kek
Lara Croft makes /v/ SO FUCKING MAD
>>740159869He probably identifies xirself as minor-coded adult. Don't be rude
>>740146648>posts a picture saying no gay retards>while being the gayest retard in the thread
>>740159958Post your games, "real" fan.
>nice juicy ass GOOD>nice juicy tits BADFaggot and women logic
>>740159987a lot of the people are complaining just to complainnew lara trailers/games look like best case scenario for 2026 tomb raider
>>740159987?
Shadow and Underworld were alright tee be eich
>>740148129She looks exactly like my gf, but a few shades darker. I'd say yes.
>>740159939I asked for your next cope, not the same cope.
>>740149924So are hips and thighs
>>740160068You know the one thing the original games were known for? The Level Design.Yeah, fuck that shit and oh, Lara is indian now. Best case scenario,eh?
>>740159804>mfw I am 41>tfw Rise Lara is my best Lara (but obviously not the best Lara game)
>>740148129Mate, she wouldn’t even know I exist
>>740160064No ass fag is arguing against tits, it's all tit fags arguing against ass.
>>740160132Generic screenshot that can be picked up from the web is going to prove what?Post play time, simple as that. You won't.
>>740160042Core Lara, invader.Anyne including nulara (any version of her, even hybrid) is not a fan
>>740160175shes tanned, a lot of anglos have that swarthy phenotype, ones of briton heritage>the level designlooks fine to me from the trailers, we don't know 'yet tho
Shotabros, we will be eating good!
>>740160068In no best case scenario Lara is a nulara hybrid, indian, has mid tits and a nondescript face and no sex appeal
>>740160179Luckily for you, you haven't spent 20 years of your life shitting your pants about Lara Croft>>740160245Absolutely pathetic cope. Truly a shocking embarrassment. Getting madder and madder and madder, instead of just admitting you don't enjoy Tomb Raider and should stop discussing it.
>>740148129Is not she supposed to be britain?Why the indian features?
>>740160179ugly and looks nothing like Lara>>740160261No she looks indian and nothing like LaraLooks like cinematic shit
>>740160326Why are you a gay pedo
>>740160335>indianalready addressed >>740160261>nulara hybridnothing wrong w this, its the new canon, nulara's games sucked but the design itself was peak, very cute, now she's sexy n seasoned>mid titsmeh>no sex appealWRONG the ass and gymnastics are incredible
>>740160261This anon gets it.She looks like she's from the South of England, has a holiday home in Cornwall, is filthy rich, had a horse as a teenager and spends her time in the sun.She's very Celtic looking.
>>740160375>Luckily for you, you haven't spent 20 years of your life shitting your pants about Lara Croftyou mean people defending flopped nulara?
>>740160429?
>>740160443>>740160459Is a mentally ill zelda spammer that's obsessed with Lara for some reason, he spams the indian shit 24/7.Jeets wish they look anywhere near close to that, lmao.
>>740160443>already addressed >>740160261no she looks indian not tanned>nothing wrong w this, its the new canon, no it will never be Lara. Lara was never a nulara and never will be>nulara's games sucked but the design itself was peak, very cute,ugly and lame> now she's sexy n seasonedno she isn't>mehdesexualized, not Lara>WRONG the ass and gymnastics are incredibleshe has no sexiness, no grace, no femme fatalekeep stanning these woke bastardized products, activist. It will flop/massively underperform like the rest, failing again to make a splash into public consciousness
It's gonna be hilarious to watch this game sell 7 million copies in a year or two and be well received by everyone while old men STILL keep shitting their pants and yelling at clouds about Lara Croft, Crystal Dynamics, Netflix, and anything else under the sun that enrages them
>>740146648her ass is small though
>>740160459>>740160443You are either paid, stupid or a pathological liar
>>740160654These games sell millions just with Lara, they will be fine, person who never bought tomb raider games
>>740147565I like a huge asses too but I have a 5 inch dickI can't fuck something too big sadly
>>740160683What are you even talking about.
>>740160721no im just not a whiny bitch, people have no idea about britain if they think there's not swarthy brits >>740160654she had plenty of sex appeal in the new trailers ur just wrong
>>740160683That didn't happen in last 20 years, despite all their effort. To the point of the IP being unprofitable and almost radioactive nowadaysSure it will work this time lmao. You are only saying this shit hoping to "own le chuds" kek
I hope pierre is a full fight instead of that anniversary thing
>>740160261>shes tannedNot the problem, the face and other features are clearny Indian. It is a lot like most video game "black " characters having majority white features.>looks fine to me from the trailers, we don't know 'yet thoWhich is a problem since the trailer only need a small glimpse of anything resembling tr1 level design. I hope i am wrong though.>>740160375Now i wonder why an AI slopper would dodge the question so much? Oh, you used AI for that.The tiger ear is a dead give away. Wasting time in feeding ai the stock steam image to manufacture playtime is pure embarrassment. Why is it so hard to admit you never played the games? Nobody gives a fuck on v.
>>740160741That's not Lara, and the brand is unprofitable at this point, invader
>>740160597Do you know how sad you have to be, to think you're recognising anons based on randomly typed messages? You have some no name retard, who's possibly multiple people anyway, occupying your thoughts.Grow up.>>740160721I wish I was being paid. If you've never seen a woman like that in England you're either not English, housebound or a liar.
>>740160854Hey don't blame Lara because Metroid flopped, Samus anon
>>740160851>no im just not a whiny bitch, people have no idea about britain if they think there's not swarthy britsthat' indian, not a swarthy brit. And she doesn't look like Lara>>>740160654 (You)>she had plenty of sex appeal in the new trailers ur just wronglmao no.
>>740160917>InvaderYou never bought the games though? Why are you larping as a fan? You already did this shit during RE4R threads.
>>740160597>>740160721>>740160942Forgot to attach picture.
>>740160942You are recognizable as fuck, Zeldaschizo. Always raiding other threads when the waifu is not your selfinsert kek. You even got triggered by some fucking SF character too, and the mapfag with the muh black asses don't spam your Zelda farting asses threads
>>740160978>>740160885you are off your meds if you think pic rel is an indian facedafuq
>>740160942>I wish I was being paid. If you've never seen a woman like that in England you're either not English, housebound or a liar.Looks indian and nothing like Lara>>740160943>nonsequitur
>>740147176are you high?
>>740146648That's a fit ass, not a baboon ass, you low T bitch boy.
>>740160854Dummy
>>740148129>>740157832This mongrel is not Lara Croftkys
>>740161005>Fake claim>projection>nonsequituramazing>>740161093She looks like nuLara shitface with no tits here, with a bit of fortniteStill nothing like Lara
>>740161080I've never played Zelda in my life. I couldn't tell you if Zelda was the character or the girl you save if I could win generational wealth, it's be a gamble for me.You are genuinely pathetic anon. You not only think I'm some retard I'm not, you're saving pictures of said retard to send to anons LOL. How many anons have been sent screenshots of a random anon because of your autistic freakouts?
>>740160885>he doesn't recognize Tomb Raider Underworld key art>he refuses to admit that he's wrong as fuckYou're legitimately schizophrenic. You work backwards from your own imaginary conclusions. You're a delusional psychopath.
>>740161182>copies soldthey were on sale for pennies since day one, most of the time for free on gamepassremember when they sold the IP (devs included) for pennies to Embracer and then they prostituted it to tv for a series of flops?I do
>>740161346Move that goalpost
>>740160394>britain
>>740161278LAU design is pure Lara. Its problem was never in the character design. She looked like Lara, unlike the new corporate slop approved by woke CD
>>740161346Yeah because that's how you sell games, why do you think RE games sell so well? It's about making it available for more people not making it a luxury article
>>740149702Athletic and gym bodies are aesthetic looking but on touch, the bodies are hard and firm like men. On all of the built up muscles it's like touching a guy
>nonstop shitposting>nonstop off topic seetheWhere's the moderation?
>>740161371No goalpost was moved.You have to know when to name fallacies, they are not magic words
>>740161419>Tfw im old enough for classic vs LAU "you are not a real fan!"
>>740161430>nonsequitur>whateboutism
>>740146596She has hipsI don't see an ass
>>740161482>can't wait for the game to sell more than 7 million copies>"That didn't happen in last 20 years">each game in the Survivor trilogy sold more than 7 million copies, 38 million total>"they were on sale and gamepass and also netflix!"You are desperate. You've been shitposting Lara Croft all night long since the new trailer came out. Go get some sleep old man.
>>740161493The original identity, the one that became iconic, is always the right one.It's true for every single thing
>>740161113>Women who take care of themselves vs being born with boobsYeah nah
>>740161593yet if flopped and I'm rightall you have is adhoms that mean nothing.NuLara has been proved unrpofitable time and time again
Can't wait for the game to sell more than 7 million copies!
>>740161613lmao you are high
>>740161437>pole vaulter ass>hardJust say you've never touched a woman before.
>>740161780Can't wait for it to be for sale on gamepass for 6$ for its entire product life, failing to revive the IP once again since it moved away from Lara and TR
>>740161780>He typed while posting a render based on the real Lara
>>740161601>The original identity, the one that became iconic, is always the right one.So....you mean the Toby Gard creation? Tomb Raider 1, and LAU? The original identity? Not TR2-6, which was created by a corporation that Toby Gard had nothing to do with?This game is a remake of that game, TR1. Toby Gard helped to create the LAU trilogy and even wrote that story as well as directed cinematics and many, many other things. Legacy of Atlantis is closer to the original identity than half of what CORE did with the character.
>>740162064So you admit that Crystal Dynamics Lara Croft is "real Lara"
>>740146596Show me the platforming. If it's AC or Uncharted platforming then I will not buy your game.
>>740161278>he doesn't recognize Tomb Raider Underworld key art>feeding ai the stock steam image>he refuses to admit that he's wrong as fuckIf you immediately posted your playtime i wouldn't even bother looking at pictures for AI shenanigans. But you fucked yourself as usual.
RIP Lara 1996-2018
>>740161952Maybe then you could finally afford it
>>740157637You have to play video games to care about the gameplay and modern tomb raider "fans" don't do that. They watch Lara get fucked by horses and talk about her design instead.
>>740162286She's been reborn and is currently receiving more positive reaction from first time and returning fans than she ever did in 2013.
>>740162280>y-you used AI for that!Truly pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourself for how embarrassing your behavior is.
>>740162068>Sophisms and specious distortions of factskeknoLoA is a bastardized version of a remake>>740162223see >>740161419 , faggotmiss me with your disingenuous shit
>>740162564The influx of brown and jeets on the internet increased exponentially since 2010Maybe this explain the "more positive reaction"
I have shill thread fatigue
>>740162286>>740162385none of that shit is Lara>>740162564lolololololmarketing fake shit, as usual.it's the same 2013 shit. CD was flopping so hard that it was forcet to inject some Lara-ism in their slop.The real Lara stay iconic and dead.
>>740160394Literally no indian woman can look like this, nice tryThe best you jeets have to offer is mia khalifa and even she has the ugly unibrow
>>740162959They will conveniently vanish after launch
>>740162993Kys zeldatard>>740161080
>>740162959>>740162993Don't you need to shill woke Emblem?
>>740163110>>740163217shill is not a special word
>>740163031Just admit that you will never be happy and then move along already, you've been at this for at least 12 hours, let alone the decades you've spent bitter about Lara Croft.
>>740146648how Irish can you be?
>>740161862you are strawmanning. It's okay if you like the way hard tight muscular bodies feel
>>740163832No you fuck of from the IP, invader.You've defended this unwanted flop with no cultural impact for more than 13 years
>>740163835Assfags are closeted gays
>>740160683That Netflix show was awful though, this nunulara looks great.
Die mad
>>740161182Bet a majority of those sales were from the first one
>>740164184The first two both sold ~15 million, the third game only sold ~8
I hope these new games return to a more classic game style than we got in the last trilogy. I replayed the entire series recently and the change in gameplay is so obvious when you jump right from the older games to the recent trilogy
For me, its evil-Lara aka Gianna from the new comic
I just hope she doesn't non stop talk to her self about what to do next like every other fucking game made these days
>>740164425How are these comics? Been thinking about giving them a read
>>740164150>nondescript brunette nobody will ever remember
>>740164539The new miniseries was pretty bad actually. Felt like a mediocre fan comic. The older Top Cow stuff is good tho.
>>740164593>nobody will ever rememberThe horses will.
>>740164274by being sold for pennies since day one, yah.>>740164321No Classic Lara, no TR either way
She is fine, no jumbo breasts are needed in photorealism, let's discuss gameplay.
>>740164659Yes they will lolIt's so comical that the only amount of popularity reboot Lara ever experienced is in bestiality on a porn siteThat's very telling
>>740164742No discussion is needed until nuLara is purged
>>740164670Seethe.
>>740160394cross breeding, it's raj lore accurate
>>740164659>>740164791These are the people who pretend to be fans of Lara CroftThe call is coming from inside the house folks, it's an inside job and it always was. Nobody, and I mean nobody, hates Lara Croft more than her "fans"
>>740146648turn on your AC yurobr- oh wait OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>740161346>but not only Lara isn't safeWhy are things like this always made by ESLs?
>>740164901All you can do is impotently dump your r34 folder and say things like "seethe"
>>740165163Because you know you're lying and shitposting and doing everything you possibly can to trollYou don't deserve anything except contempt, you're nothing but a bitter clown
>>740164983bait post.that shit is not Lara Croft
>>740165221>He typed furiously fishing for negative attentionIt's the equivalent of saying chud every two words, thinking you are owning anyone
>post Lara>collect seethe
>>740162993I have off topic shitpost fatigue
Homosexuals are really pissed off
>>740160129You mean a few tens of pounds lighter
>>740146596Lara would be based if she hugged animals instead of killing them
>>740165843Yeah bro, go hug a Velociraptor, smartest adventurer around
>>740165221>>740165352Same fag
>>740146648Nigga what? Thats a TIGHT ASSAlso, if dubs, everyone here must preorder game
>>740166541>Tight ass>if dubsHownew.ru
>>740149314>MID...Letss see your g/f u stupid gen z faggot
>>740166682games aren't a dating app, troon redditor
>>740151862surely this is a mod, right? there's no way she's that curvy in the game
>>740167024show ur g/f, stop pussing out broccoli hair boy
>>740146785When they take it away from CD and purge nulara from it
>>740148129No she's too hot for me I'd feel insecure
>>740167060that's not from the bastardized upcoming game, clearly>>740167094dilate, troonella
>>740167106Nothing worse than feeling ugly by proxy...
>>740148129Terrible design.Also Lara used to be white
does anyone remember that one anon who made those legend/anniversary/underworld threads daily a while ago and he kept posting his screenshots in the thread as he was playing through the games? that was comfyi think he was playing the remasters too
>>740149140Replace "big" with shapely and "small" with flat, and I'm right there with you. Otherwise you are brown until proven otherwise.
>>740167264She a globe throtting adventurer, her skin is getting a lof of exposure to the sun so her having a tan totally makes sense but of course a low IQ mongoloid zoomer like you could have never thought about this yourself
>>740167291Hey bro, it's me. Tomb Raider general died when nobody else wanted to keep it alive so I just said fuck it and let it beStill hype for Legacy of Atlantis, Lara looks absolutely amazing.
>>740148129she looks like she is one confrontation away from having a mental breakdown its the crazy eyes
>>740167504How do you feel about the NuLara trilogy? The middle one has a lot of issues.
>>740146648>baboon assThat's a perfect fit ass, not a nigger ass.t. I have sex with women.
>>740167504hello again!! sorry for not posting them in more, i can understand why you stopped. there just wasn't enough interest, unfortunately... i guess these new games are generating enough interest again though so that's goodwhat do we think about the new game?
>>740148129She looks bad AF, id love to fuck that tight body sideway on that couch.
I like tomb raider but idk why the games are a bit slow paced, they get old fast, I never could finish the remake-trilogy
>>740147565Faggot detected
>>740167615It's obviously not as good as it should be and could be, because the gritty realistic tone and updated characterization for Lara. But overall, they're totally alright. 7/10. The first one had a great setting and some genuinely good story ideas, the second one is definitely a bit more generic but I really enjoyed the heavy biblical influences and the "secret ancient undying prophet" was pretty good too. The third one might actually be the most underrated, I eventually ended up enjoying that one a lot. Way less focus on nonstop combat, way more focus on the gorgeous environments/exploration, South America is a classic setting for TR and the return of diving and underwater swimming was a huge plus. They are definitely over-hated by old man CORE fags for using the casualized LAU style platforming mechanics.>>740167758Well we did think we would get a new game in 2026 right, but it got delayed. So maybe that was for the best, probably wasn't possible to keep it going all year without the game. We can always try to revive it again once the new game comes out. I know I'll be posting a lot of pictures of her!
>>740168135you think the remake trilogy is slow paced?
>>740168268well yeah the anus is a no-fly zone in the bible
>>740168318>Well we did think we would get a new game in 2026 right, but it got delayed. So maybe that was for the best, probably wasn't possible to keep it going all year without the game. We can always try to revive it again once the new game comes out. I know I'll be posting a lot of pictures of her!yeah, i guess so. there's quite a few other good games coming out this year so those would probably eat into the new TR's play time anyway, lol. it'll be nice to see more of your threads!
>>740168318Yeah, the third one is underated. It's really good. I really didn't like the middle one much, as I said before. The third game is the only one with the right mix of exploration and gun fights
>>740168527Yeah, imagine she had to compete with all those games releasing in September/November.....she'd be absolutely killed.
>>740164593You have been saying this for quite a few years now and she is still getting posted, uh oh...
Tomb raider 1-6 are the real games with real Lara croft, pretty difficult but rewarding. LAU were shitty and watered down, Underworld was the closest to a real tomb raider game but still misses the mark, but she was still acrobatic and had a nice body. 2013 Rise and Shadow are not at all tomb raider games and fucking suck. The girl doesn't act like Lara at all and cannot do any of the acrobatics and doesn't even dual wield her pistols. This new game doesn't look good either, it looks more like LAU. I would just pirate the original 6 games, the levels will challenge you enough to keep you busy for a while. If you get the remastered version, play with the original graphics.
>>740168724the originals play like shit they're way too dated even the remasters, the LAU remakes play good
>>740168724IMO only the first two games were actually great. 3 is straight up bad in places and after that it all becomes a massive mixed bag.
Ashkenazi jews prevent me from being lady Croft's butlerboyfriend
>>740168716She's been getting posted to /v/ longer than CORE Lara ever even existed.
>make jump>save>fail jump>reload>fail jump>reload>make jump>save>make jump>save>rinse and repeat the entire gameThe CORE games are not perfect masterpieces
>>740168775The issue I had with LAU is that you could never rely on the auto grab and Lara couldn't jump very far at all. In the originals if you pay attention to her feet, you could always judge exactly how far Lara would jump and the manual grab was more reliable. Since when is a fully 3D third person game shooter with and adjustable camera dated? What does every game have to control like fortnite for you faggots at ign or crystal or india to enjoy?
>>740167615Gameplay and level design wise? Just decent enough for 1 playthrough through a 70% off sale. Nothing standout but fine.Story? Completely forgettableLara character? Mostly incredibly bland with a few flashes of being outright unlikeable.Lara looks? Pretty good 1 + 2. Fridge with a nice face in 3.All in all I didn't hate them but looking back they were a big step in the wrong direction in the franchise. Mainly through the damage to Lara herself by removing her charisma, dual wielding, acrobatics, etc. Everything that made her fun basically
>>740169516He didn't ask you
>>740169261why do you keep failing jumps? the game is perfectly consistent with distances as it's all based on a grid-based level design and the jumping distances are always the same
>>740169561Yes he did
>>740169693That's not how dismissing legitimate criticism works
>>740169806but what's even the criticism? that you don't know how the jumps work? i don't understand
>"the CORE games are not perfect">YES THEY ARE REEEEE IT'S YOUR FAULTLmfao.
i don't think you played the tutorial in lara's mansionplay that and the controls will become a lot clearer
The CORE games are not perfect
>>740161093Do I need to preorder on Amazon to get this costume? How does it work? Does Amazon sell Steam keys?
>>740170760>Sign-up for an Amazon Games iD account and get the exclusive Mediterranean Wetsuit Outfit when you link your Amazon Games iD to your Steam, PlayStation Network, or Xbox account.you just have to make an amazon account or something and link it to steamlike a twitch account
>>740146648Dicklet Timmoid
>>740170760I think you sign up for an Amazon "gameID" or some bullshit to get the wetsuit
>30 years later>still the undisputed queen of vidyaHow?
>>740170841Wtf...
>mfw Lara always had brown eyes>mfw Lara naturally has a slightly tanned skin due to her intense outdoor activities going from deserts all the way to arctic peaks>mfw /vpol/ actual shitskin genetic failures label her as an "Indian" because "not blue eyes = not White" despite majority of native English not having themWhy the fuck do we come to this place? Just to shitpost and say "nigger"?
>>740170996I come here to post about the video games I play and call the shitposters retarded niggers
Keeley Hawes:https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=38https://youtu.be/gLoHKuawXuU
>>7401499389s is an android not whiteYou are extremely mentally ill
>skintight arctic gearYou got your goon service. Do you feel in charge now?
>>740171184this is hot as helli wish i could be her son
>>740146648reminder that this faggot and the one that posts >zeldass and the ZZZ blacked shit was doxed as a third worlder jeet
>>740173326You're a third worlder slav lol
>>740173374I can smell your shit covered hands from here Snijdic
>>740172437yes!
>>740170918Fucking hot, I dont know why these retards say she looks indian, no indian woman has ever looked like that.
>>740173442Kek ur mad
>>740173628you're never going to be whiteyou're never going to get a white womanyou're always going to be a smelly rotten jeetlmao
>>740170918Bayonetta doesn't have enough games to compete
>>740146596>cold suit>skin tight latexDevs don't understand how insulation works.
>>740149140
>>740146596Thoughts on dressing up Lara in different outfits?
>>740173687Cope, slav, let the first worlders have their thread, you don't belong.
>>740173970is your indian connection that slow that you can't reply? or do you need google to translate everything for you?lmao pathetic
>>740174034Slavshit please you're shitting up this board thinking you're fighting a holy war when you aren't even in America
>>740173919It's peak.
>>740146596>>740146596it's okay because it's safe horny
>>740174171the only thing shitting up the thread is the stench of your kindno matter what part of the world you invadeyou will never be wanted
>>740173919Dressing her up is half the fun sometimes desu
>>740174235I have bareback sex with Lara, so it's not safe.
>>740174271This is so funny you think you're part of the group
>>740174235>tendie shitposter>off model titcow garbage>inklingsTruly absurd. Beyond parody.
>>740146596i swear they increase their boobs and ass every trailer
>>740174421trust me I don't want to be part of your group, everI would rather slit your throats and laugh as you bleed out
>>740146596Literally perfect tight ass now she just needs her tits back.
>it's by the Shadow Warrior / Evil West studioCautiously optimistic.
>>740174565If you think about it her tits might grow during pregnancy
>>740174489lmao edgy
>>740146648are people trolling when they say she has a big ass? she's flat as fuck
>>740148129Unfortunately, no. Brown eyes are beneath me.
>>740148129How do I seduce a member of briish nobility?
>>740149140Lol no.
>>740174953Lara has always been bong brunette brown eyes supremacy.
>>740151230>I choose the bea- ACK!
>>740148129I would literally drink the sweat out of her ass crack so yes.
>>740146596Just leaving this here, you're welcome
>>740174461
>>740174868He's baiting>>740174489This guyEvery day for the last few weeks
>>740175253i do that unironically
>>740175154who's the top right cutie
>>740146648homosexuality should be a bannable offence
What are you niggas babbling about
>>740175246I could watch this all day, the way she moves and that camera angle, really hot
>>740148129I preferred her model in the trilogy, specifically the Rise one. there's something weird about this one I find off putting, subtle asian features maybe?
>>740175874>specifically the Rise oneKys zoomer
Is this game a follow up to the previous 3 nu-lara games or it's a reboot, or a remaster of a older croft game?
Classic shorts + tank top combo or skin-tight underwater/arctic attire?
>>740146648fpbp as usual
>>740176261Remake of Tomb Raider 1.
>>740176537So the nu-lara games series is dead?
I don't get why they're half-assing the large breasts. At least get her back up to TR 2013 size. This shit has gotten so stupid it's like people are afraid to acknowledge anything above a B-cup exists as if real life women with large breasts are inherently pornographic.
>>740174672that pic... wait a second...
>>740176261It's supposed to be a follow up to "nu-Lara" but like the Netflix show and her COD appearance, it's basically just trying to bring back LAU Lara and try to make everyone forget Nu-Lara ever happened.
>>740176851Not like the nu-lara games tried to keep the lore from game to game matching too anyway. I remember the devs wanted to make lara and the nip girl in the first game gay for each other but removed that part in the second game completly.
>>740176581The NuLara series (also known as the survivor trilogy) was about the origin of Lara Croft. There is only one timeline for Tomb raider games and that trilogy takes place before Tomb Raider 1. The NuLara trilogy is now complete.There are two new Tomb Raider games being made. Legacy of Atlantis which is a remake of Tomb Raider 1. Tomb Raider Catalyst is the newest game in the timeline (takes place after Tomb Raider Underworld).
>>740146648You are gay and retarded.
>>740146716he didn't mention female baboons though right?
>>740177056They had to tone it down and write Sam out because Square-Enix nixxed it, hence why Lara has Jonah taped to her for the last two games because otherwise there'd be zero continuity.
>>740176261YesBasically it's Survivor -> Netflix Show -> This Game -> LAU -> Catalyst
>>740164425Women in yoga pants are so hot
>>740150389People who are drawn to the asshole are most likely visajeets.
>>740177242So we could have had 2 games of lara croft and her cute nip girlfriend exploring the world instead of a fat mexican?
>>740148129I would but she only dates underage boys, she can be my hotwife tho
>>740164425Is she from the games?
>>740146596I kneel and I sniff.
>>740177594Yeah probably. I genuinely believe if Lara's constant companion was Sam her "character development" wouldn't be so stagnant or circular for the two succeeding games. Like she might actually seem like she's enjoying going on adventures.
She looks cuter than nulara
>>740146648that's you, you fucking faggot
>>740177630hi, i'd like to date your wife
Pure sexo
>>740178326its a shame she shaves her armpits
>>740178164I just dont see how she is in anyway related to nulara, sure, this lara is older, but like a decade at most. Nu lara was 21 in the 2013 game, so in the new one she is 30 max.
>>740173970Hey now, Slavs have done a lot of Tomb Raider recently.
>>740178374Lara is actually hairless from the neck down.
>>740178436what a waste.
>>740178436She's like an elf...
>>740178156>lara inbetween missions spooning her nip girlfriend around a campfire while they wisper and giggle talk to each other while doing some soft petting action offscreen. I would pay for that game.
>>740150732knowing everyone's seen her naked and thousands jerked off to her...
>>740176261Yes.
>>740146648HOLY FPBP
>>740178214Are you a shota or a horse?
>>740146596too thin
>>740176478She peaked with Legend/Underworld, and I'll be holding off until someone mods those in.
>>740177107Core, LAU, and nu-Raider are three distinct timelines.
>>740148129
>>740179216she's not slavic
Name one thing you like about Lara
nuLara is only for porn.Real Lara is for playing an actual Tomb Raider Game.LAU > OG series > "I-I can do it, I can do it!" nuLara Unchartedslopt. '98 zoomer
>>740146648They hated him because he spoke the truth.
Mid tier ass with tiny titties isn't saving this flop.
>>740179425The 2013 nulara game was fun.
>>740176851DBD Lara is the Rise version though, that Delta Force game had a collab with TR and it's nu lara too
>>740179207Absolutely not.
>>740179029the first one
>>740177242>trannies wanted to turn Lara into a fag but japs said noBased, I love the samurai
>>740179216>"Oi why u lookin at me u ugly cunt"
>>740146596Stupid sexy Croft
>>740175351Gemma Arterton
>>740170918>>740179216>from Lara Croft (european blood) to Raja Croft (UK + indian)
>>740146596I can't wait for the new gen of Lara fucking horses porn.
EVIL WOMAN ALERTEVIL WOMAN ALERTEVIL WOMAN ALERTEVIL WOMAN ALERT
>>740175253If I wanted bimbo to jerk off to I'd look up a bimbo. Yes it's autistic to care that much. No I don't care.
>>740180227sexo
>>740180227Probably already futa porn of her and lara on r34
>>740158271>noooo why doesnt she look like and anime girl with huge eyes and no nose!?!?
>>740180227that hairstyle is always pure sexo on evil bitches
>>740180227She reminds me of Scarlet and MeredithAnd just like them she's built for shota cock
>>740180227she used to have fat tits btwcompletely chopped off
>>740146596The Tomb Raider games are pretty consistently good games and I used to hate the franchise when it originally came out for appealing to casuals.I checked out Shadow on my new PC and it still looks fucking great and is basically Uncharted.
its still too far awayalmost a year outzzz
>>740179867She looks like an uglier Gracie Abrams, thanks
>>740146596she looks like she fucks animals
lets pray to niggeergod theres no smoll lara flashbacks in this game like those garbage sections in shadow holy fucking nigger christ I despise those sections.
>>740146648based
>>740181298HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME, MOM? YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
I only played the aztec one and the story was fucking stupid. forced drama.
Can you guys picture how BAD she must smell during the game? No really think about it and look at her, she's all sweaty and dirty holy shit
>>740182258Isnt that the one where the aztecs made the good guys and not the evil fuckers they where in real life?
>>740182395I think there are evil indians too, i dont really remember much other than laras stupid tantrums and forced drama with the big guy.
>>740182320Unless she's brapping, I don't care about how she smells.
>>740176478>skin-tight underwater/arctic attireSo peak.
>>740180712>the villain has tit envyIt's poetry
Fixed
>>740183657no veins?
>>740183657ok, nicebut what about the butt?
>>740183864Erm... that's where poop comes from.
>>740183657
>>740184558>>740183657she paizuri horses with those btwjust thought I mentioned
>>740183657This'll be real around 2-4 days after release MAX.Did you nigas forget this game is made in UE5? lolJust buy it on PC (yes i know it has Denuvo) or do the hypervisor shit
>>740184613nuLara fucks horses. Real Lara has sex with (human) men, and not women or animals.
>>740146596First one was carried only be the setting being cool as shit with the wrecked planes and ships and the crazy island. The second one added mmo tier quests where you have to deliver shit to people and fetch a certain amound of things in this somewhat wide open area to improve your gear and progress. This last part was so disgusting I don't know anything about the third except people said it was bad.
>>740184789>he doesn't know
>>740184795Oh shit, I fell for it again and thought we'd be talking about the games. My bad, guys, I will sudoku now.
Don't make another thread
all women need to have a smol top and a FAT bottom.
>>740146648I am sorry that you are gay.
Mother needs her armpits checked for odours and cleavage sweat wiped clean.
>>740185040thisevery girl should adhere to the pear shape
>>740185040fuck off, chun li
>>740185364the first thing that popped into my head when clicking this image was sloppy paizuri
>>740160394remember some sun is good for you bros or you may end up like this faggot
