>play modern multiplayer game>"BRO IS...">"WHO LET BRO COOK???">"BRO DOES...">"BRO IS...">"DOES BRO...">"67">"BRO THINKS...">"BRO IS...">"BRO IS...">...
>>740149565>play with europeans>free from american brainrot>on VOIP can't understand each other through the accents half the time anyway
>>740149763>play with europeans>free from american brainrot>instead filled with a sort of brainrot i can't comprehend
>>740149565but he kind of right tho
They might not realize it, but they are using "bro" as a gender neutral pronoun. Very woke.
>>740149763But then now you have to contend with r*ssians
>>740150021nahh my mans thinking he cooking, bro cappin fr.
im so tired of niggerbabble... every single english zoomer talks like this...
>>740149565>*Ska music starts pumping though the mic*>"WHOS PLAYING THE SWEET MUSIC?">"TURN THAT OFF YOU HOMO!">"YOUR MOM'S A HOMO!">*EVERYONE LAUGHS*
>>740149565Now you know how your grampa felt when he heard you call things "epic" and talk about "trolling" or "owning the noobs".
>Literally
>>740150178PEE ASS TRIPLE
>>740149763>>740149813What game has a dominantly european playerbase?
>>740150302Starcraft 2.
>>740149565>guy plays the game inside a cave>hear him say something 4 times
>>740149565People used to say "Dude" all the time in every situationNow they say "bro"Why are you perturbed?
uncbros what are some uncgames that are still alive and kicking I can only think of HOMM3
>>740150361im not your bro dude
>>740149565Bro is pressed. Bro is a performative male. It's incredibly funny to talk like that, cope and seethe bitterboy.
>*literally ANYTHING happens*>"NAH BRO, THATS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY"
>>740150361>Now they say "bro"People have done that for ages. It's the pre-cooked, niggerbabble sentences they keep firing off that's horrendous.
>Farts on cake>THATS A LOT OF YEN!
>>740149565>>740150427>NAAAAHHHH SHEEEEEEESHthe kids aren't alright
>>740150302All games past midnight central time
Lisa needs braces.
>Her a female talking on the mic>Say something sexist>10 zoomers call me an asshole and vote to kick meTimes have changed guys. Can't even spew mindless shit over mic anymore.
I still call everyone a nigger on voice chat.
none of this happened
>>740150361Because you're a dude, but you're not my bro
>>740150330didn't know south gookland was in europe
>>740149565BRO IS PLAYING MULTIPLAYER GAMES IN THE BIG 26
I've noticed myself starting some sentences with "Bro" when I'm confused or caught off-guard by some bullshit. It's like a tick that I need to learn to suppress.
all of this happened
>>740149565I wish I could send lethal electric shocks through the internet to people like this.
do αoomers even still say 67 or is it just zoomers and older beating a dead horse
>>740150695New gen has never been exposed to any dissenting thought, so if it occurs they go apeshit
>>740150302Anything predominantly White or Asian; like Total War, Age of Empires, Paradox Games.
>play modern multiplayer gamehere's your mistake
>>740150302Any game with dedicated servers?
>>740150427
>>740149565i said bro all the time ironically before everyone started saying it. I quite literally influenced my friend group to say bro years ago.
wat da helly?
>>740149565zoomer lingo is ebonics
>>740155276"zoomer lingo" is "zoomer lingo".
>>740155276Bro speak is Roblox zoomer shit
>>740149565>Had this happen to me while playing fucking edf with 2 friends>Got sick of it >"I'm going to sodomize you you fucking little faggot if you don't stop being a retarded monkey">"Bro it's not that serious">Starts acting normal and we have a grand old time spamming EDF between air raider killing us
>>740150302World of Tanks.
>>740150361"Bro" is a pleading term. The fact that people are saying it more forcefully these days makes it even worse.
>>740149565>playing modern multiplayer gamesthere's your problem anon
>>740149565I like to imagine it's all fully grown adult zoomers saying this
>mute themNo skibidi toilet party bag for you, broccoli haired fag
>>740149565Bruh, what is your problem?
>>740149565Stop playing multiplayer games, old man. You hang out in the realm of the adolescents and complain about how they talk. LOL
>>740152195This exact same thing fucking happened to me. I'm too old to be saying "bro" but I caught myself saying it in reaction to something. I'm not even a yank.
>>740151557nahhhh ts is crazy
broooooooo
>>740151517Gooks still playing Brood War
ts is not tuff unc
Someone let unc outta the retirement home
Naaaaw bro that shit crazy fr fr ong
>>740149565>go anywhere on the internet, especially gaming places>same reactions, words, buzzwords, memes, opinions etci am so fucking tired
>>740157493i dont know what the fuck unc means and have 0 interest in learning twitter shit
>>740149565>2 thousand and 700 hundred dollar headphone>sounds worse than 30$ chink IEMHow is this possible?
>>740149565NAH...BRO IS WILD FOR THIS :SKULL: :SKULL:
>>740150361They talk like uneducated urban blacks because social media says that's trendy >I be in my grind bro >She be cookin bro!Then combine that with corporate censorship slang like "unalive" or "pediafile" and it's just disgusting. Perhaps because this is the least white generation of all time, and it's only gonna get more retarded...lol ...
