>God of War: Laufey>me>Literally Who?
laufey means "old and fat" in chinese
>>740150483You are so unfunny it's unreal
>>740150559uh oh the soiboi got triggered
>>740150559keep seething
>>740149967She’s got pimples and shit lmao
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They uglified her so the chuds and incels can’t get their peepees hard. What do you think about that lil chuddy?
>>740149967>DEY HEA!
Does she have skin cancer?
GOD OF WAR(not god of war)
>>740149967The hair looks so bad, it makes her face look like a mask.
>>740149967if they would have called this anything other than GOW, just a new ip, it's be fine
>>740149967Faggot terminally online developers believe Kratos’ wife is a popular character because Twitter told them so. They don’t realize all those freaks don’t play video games and if they do, it’s on PC
>>740149967It's such a terrible subtitle too. Imagine Devil May Cry: Mary or Call of Duty: John or Castlevania: Annette or Metal Gear Solid: Tatyana. Shit sounds so dumb.
>>740151414I find this schizophrenia off-putting. On the one hand they mock you for thinking with your dick but on the other hand they make sure you do NOT think with your dick when they make characters so you calmly analyze the merits of the game and end up not buying it. A ton of games made money simply because they had appealing characters but they seem hellbent on making sure they minimize all possible avenues to stimulate impulse buying.What a weird group of people.
>>740155608>filenameYou’re a fucking retard
Empowering.
>>740149967They just copy pasted Hellblade's gameplay and slapped Kratos' wife into it.Also why the fuck is Kratos' wife even a warrior? Why does everyone in this fucking universe needs to be able to kill an entire pantheon of Gods with their own hands?
>>740155608these are the same people who desperately want to talk to kids about gay sex, yet think a 20 year old woman is still too mentally underdeveloped to make her own intimate decisions. they are not serious people with coherent beliefs.
Thats the guy from Naruto
>>740153469Receding hairline is terrible on a man but it's horrifying on a woman because it distinctly spells out that she's not healthy enough for pregnancy. If she has falling hair, steer the fuck away because the kid will have health issues, either genetic or health related. First they came for the big breasts(Lara Croft), then they came for the big asses, then they came for the faces and teeth(Aloy) and now they're coming for their hair, noses and eyes while also plastering the trademark nasolabial folds for good measure. It's a race to the bottom of fugly.
>>740150559yes, Unreal Engine 5
>>740155723she is womanhear her roar
>>740155653>fucktard upset because he won't be able to track posters via file names>>740155797We're reaching tiresome levels that shouldn't even be possible.
>>740155608I've enjoyed the GoW series since the first game, even enjoyed Ragnarok to a lesser extent despite Sonys push at pure retardation but yeah I've got no interest in God of War: My Dead Wife #2 edition.Seems my adventures with Sony end with the Ps4 because Sony cannot stop sucking massive nigger dicks at every turn. Even when given the option they go no, MORE DICK NOW!
>>740149967did someone cave in her skull along that parting?
>Latest game I get to see spammed by brown-skinned islanders for monthsCant wait
IM WITH HER
>>740151414I guess that paycheck must've been pretty fat because if I were her I'd be pretty offended by that portrayal
>>740156379you'd guess right, it costs more to mocap than it does to create OC donut steel faces and actors get to tack on the rich and famous tax even if they're D tier actors that all the studios are more than willing to pay.Debra Wilson is likely making income to support niglets for generations by having her face as the face of 95% of every black female in vidya games for the last 15 years
>>740150483lmao anon you're a comedic genius
>>740150483Kek it do be like that. It's s oylent even around anymore?
we must be worser women
>>740151414wtf, they did this to her
>>740157049>yfw her entire plan to defeat the enemies of her people was to meet a foreign God, have his son, die, then let them handle her enemiesIts such a woman thing to do Im halfway convinced an actual woman wrote in that part of the plot
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>>740149967ありったけの夢をかき集め