which TF2 voiceline can you say in bed?
>>740157969it’s time to let go unc
Didn't hurt!
>>740158112Why?
Eat it fatty!
Jarate!
>>740157969Well, off to visit your Mother
Demoman_paincriticaldeath05.wav
All of these work really
Sanvich make me strong
>>740157969MEDICIM COMINGIM COMINGYAAAAAAH
>>740157969Hey, look at me, look at me!
Pain is weakness leaving the body
>>740157969SURPRISE
>>740157969DOKTOR!
Play balls
Next time eat a salad
>>740158112that's not a TF2 voiceline you dumbass
>>740157969>"Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost!"
>>740157969all of them
>take a hambeast's virginity>say "OI, YOU'RE BLEEDING GRAVY, FATSO!">skidaddle
Ahm droonk, YOU don't HAVE an excuse
It's Pauling. Something big just came up.
>>740159076Pain isPain isPainis
HEY NICE JOB THERE HARDHAT
>>740159221Goddamn it, I knew I shoulda lost some weight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOmSv854Dw&t=8
SO MUCH BLOOD
You'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery
Gotta move that gear up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JRqrzQvfyA
The spy screamyou know which onethe one you always hear in the background of every games at one pointI haven't played that game in a decade and I still can hear it
You're doin good, lad
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRYYOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS
I fear no man, but that THING...it scares me...
>"I'm running outta places to put holes in ya.">"Ya know what 'dominated' means, ya bloody whackjob?!">"I just bagged the world's fattest man!"
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun. Next time eat a salad!
>I told ya don't touch that darn thing
>"At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
>>740161201>You and me, hoss.SENTRY GOING UP AND DOWN AND DAMNIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR
>>740157969All of them. None of the voicelines have any property that would make you unable to say them while in bed, so you can say any one you want.
>>740161624>Imagine if I hadn't been drunk, hehe.
>>740159906https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c5/Spy_paincrticialdeath02.wav
You just aint doin it right
I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? Where?
GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR
Achimedes, No, it's filthy in there.
>>740162576AKTIVIERT
>>740161751All it's missing is the stuttering at the beginning, along with a pyro's flamethrower sound at an ear-shattering volume in the background.
>>740158151>not a single good update since mym>near impossible to jump into a vanilla game of TF2, stuck with shit 2 round matchmaking or shitty 24/7 servers (god forbid you join a uncletroonpia server)>game only exists to fund emporium trannies while Valve does literally nothing
>>740163007I like 24/7
>>740157969Bonk!
>>740163007meh queue times are fast enough that, while the mandatory server reset is really shit, it's still playablegeneral updates are not needed the game is good as is (even though it really sucks that pyro won the jungle inferno update)empornium is really gay I agree but just don't buy hats or keys lmao
>>740163372Why settle for "good as is" when the game was marginally better with quickplay? The constant server resets and team imbalances is abysmal for the game. Casual needs to be reverted.
>>740163637I absolutely agree that it needs to be reverted, but I'm saying the current state is not so bad that I'm going to "let go"
>>740158112Hit the road bozo
>>740163704Ah I get you.
>>740157969IT IS GOOD DAY TO BEG I A N TM A N
Erectin' a dispenser!
>>740157969"Hudda HU-dda!"
I LOVE DIS DOCTOR!POOT DISPENS—POOTIS—POOTIS—...POOTIS POW, HAHA
>>740157969"I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"
>>740157969OH NO! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN I FORESAW THIS!
WTF, nobody said "Ahhh, so filling."
>>740157969This one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8XGZkg1sKc
>>740157969The one where scout laughs like a maniac
>>740169363
>>740163007I still can hop in and play, it's all that matters to me.
>>740157969AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhgghhh
>>740169479HAHAHA, *AOO*HAHAHA, hhh hhh *AOO*HAHAAAAhuh
>>740157969C R O C K E T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc
https://files.catbox.moe/xmz7vx.mp3
>>740171392>404
>>740157969"How do you like this BBC"
>>740171571weird, i keep uploading the file to catbox and it gives me the same link (and a 404), oh well :https://litter.catbox.moe/pa6n32mipkb39iwb.mp3it should work now.
>>740161370THIS THING AINT ON AUTOPILOT DAMNIT
>>740157969>bedErectin a dispenser
>>740171957Why don't you upload it to Vocaroo?
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>740173513here :https://voca.ro/1h3cKBgdKuNZbonus : https://voca.ro/13VW190Kh1PV
>>740157969I'M A-BURNIN! aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
You're ugly
>>740157969Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?!
>Ooooh, I've reeallly hit rock bottom.>Why don't we just give up, pardner?
>>740158112GET ON POINT, STOOPID
>>740174879Standing near zhe point does nozhing! Get ON the POINT, dummkopf!
>"is this? MON DIEU"
>>740158112YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS
>>740157969ill randomly either break into a scout impression or a heavy impression saying random shit
>>740158436It took me until just a few months ago to finally figure out that Jarate is supposed to be "Jar o' tea". I am not a clever man.
>>740175195It's Jar-based Karate you dirty newfag.
>>740159504Painis in the ainis!
>>740157969AW CHEESE*Bone Cracking Sounds*
I TOLD’ya not to touch that DARN thing!
>>740174879the freakin' heavy is a spy!
>>740161624thank you Any One of us
>>740175293Say Jarate with an australian accent, sounds like "jar o' tea". Tea is sometimes slang for piss. I rest my case.
WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT??
>>740175545You are as presumptuous as you are poor and Irish.
Oh they’re gonna have to glue you back together…IN HELL!
>>740175545https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_JarateToss01.wav
Team Fortress 2 is the Sonic of fpsHaven't met a single normal person who likes TF2. It's always turbo autists.
>>740175821all the normal people stopped playing it like a year or two after release
>>740157969HEERE I COOME
>>740157969AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
POOTIS
>>740175980AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH NYADAAAHH
Why does a multiplayer FPS need so much dialogue?
>>740176401because it becomes a stale and empty game that is lifeless without a lot of dialogue. i played overwatch for like 3 years when it first released and i still can't remember a single voiceline other than reaper saying "Pathetic blacks get out of here" or something like that. tf2 i remember a shit ton from the back of my head
>Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!
Son, I'm gonna blow-
>>740176401It's quirk chungus characters but written primarily in 2007 therefore with soul. Also before every fucking game on the planet started trying to add quirk chungus epic hero characters.This makes the TF2 characters unique and memorable. It's fun to play as a chronically drunk nigger cyclops scotsman when blowing people up, more than it would be just playing "dude with a grenade launcher". It's fun to play as a self-centered french asshole when backstabbing people, more than it would be playing "generic spec ops dude with invisibility and knife". Etc.
>>740176696TF2 is one of the few games where I can say I have some favorite lines from it. One of the others being Black Ops 1 Zombies.
>>740178346The difference is that none of the mercenaries are heroes at all. They're all insane assholes and thats what makes them fun characters for the setting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9rrS32ctQk
>>740178570for me its https://youtu.be/8tsHkpesBdY
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
>Hold still, schweinhund. Zis will only sting for a moment
off to visit your mother
>>740178618https://vocaroo.com/1ftQAARN0mju
thankfully I already don't remember this
>I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
>>740157969this sucks!
I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONEr
>>740182785It's supposed to be: I'M GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR DICK!
>I'm going to —— you like Cornish game hen
>>740176401It helps breath life into team based games. Even Milshit shooters like Battlefield or Red Orchestra would be incredibly bland if you didn't hear infantry screaming in terror.
i scream like that one soldier taunt when i cum
>>740157969>SURPRISE, YOU DRUNKEN WENCH
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
>>740158112RUN HOME TO MAMAAAAA
>>740157969>Gentlemen
>stab stab stab~
>Naturally
>>740157969OH THIS IS BED
>WHAT WAS THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHAHAHA!
>>740184976>TRICKSTAB! UOHH STABBY STABBY
What do you hear? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a4/Demoman_specialcompleted11.wavI always hear something like "KAPEEEEN!"
AH HELLO MERASMUS
>>740178642GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
>>740186430JA VOL
>>740186223its very clearly "kaboom"might want to brush up on your english if you can't parse that shit
>>740186651me don't Scottish
>>740157969DO I SMELL SOILED DIAPERS? >>740158112I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule son
Ain't that a cute little gun
>>740161751>foreskinstuckinzipper.wav
>>740187146>foreskinstuckinzipperDo you not use panties?
>>740186223>>740186651It's KABEEEM. There is absolutely no "oo" sound there at all
British "English" is not a real language.
>>740187224What for? I thought those were invented so you don't end up bare ass'd if someone's stealing your pants. But then again what if he's also stealing your underwear?
>I'M DRUNK- YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!
>>740187232It's an "ü" sound, which is oo in English
>>740187557Demoman's sound has a higher pitch
>>740157969huddah huddah huh
>>740157969*snorting*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w
MEEM!
>>740157969Wanker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb-zss_-bT8
>>740158112zoomers play this games more than i do
>>740158112isn't it fucked up that black kids had to make a new word for pops and gramps because nobody in their family history knows what a father is
>>740190293Even more fucked up that irony poisoned sharteens managed to make the term catch on here
WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?
Hudduh hudduh huh!
>>740186223An American doing a really bad Scottish accent. Nobody can ever do the guttural "uh" sounding vowels
>>740157969Dominated, pork drippings.
>>740157969IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR - MEEEEEDIC
>>740171964HOLD IT SPYDON'T TOUCH THAT SENTRY
>>740194637You. Yes you. All of you are- MEDIC
I’m not even winded!
>>740157969You can say any TF2 voice line in bed. It’d just be weird, especially to people you’re in bed with.
>>740157969HELP!
>>740157969I appear to have burst into flames.
>>740158112Don't remember that from the game>>740190293LMAO absolute violation on display, generational aura debt for niggers
>not yet postedI'll do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOmSv854Dw
>>740157969>DOMINATED, and I've been shaggin' yer wife
>>740195518doofus>>740159585
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Holy crap this is taking forever...
>>740158112I read this in Engineer's voice.
