>approaches a random hot girl at a bar>makes eye contact and smiles>make some small talk and introduce yourself>she immediately asks if you wanna go back to her placeIs it really that simple bros?Realistically what would you do in this situation?
this
>>740158967Yes it really does work like that, but you need to be a Chad for this to work btw.
>>740158967I could beat the shit out of this lanklet, what were they thinking?
>>740158967I can confirm this works
>>740159691This NEVER worked for me!
>>740158967just try it and report back to us
>>740158967Being rich and and good looking is easy mode yes
I had a good time. I will say, I started getting tired of the roaming around segments where you have to eavesdrop and do little tasks
>turns out women get horny and want sex as wellwhat a concept
replace that woman with ugly woman, bet 007 wouldnt tap that
>>740160267she already has a boyfriend though
>>740158967This game was a fucking stroke of genius from a franchise standpoint>Bond has kinda fallen off >Contract a studio that actually wants to make a 007 game, but also let them make their own original Bond universe including Origin story and cast an excellent actor for it>Executes it so well its a great game and literally has a Gen-Z Bond that people like now>Thousands of people are playing a Bond game for the first time or experiencing a Bond thing via it for the first time and enjoying it>Now no matter what happens with the new movies you have a good Bond universe to fallback on with the new game verse that has no movie series or lead actor baggage in it
Just be yourself
>>740160462Fuck Timmy gon do?
Why are zoomers like this
if you are an international spy its probably a bad idea to sleep with a random whore that approaches you and basically begs for your dick. im pretty sure the chinese have openly bragged about sending chinese whores to important americans and they steal their phones and shit. idk call me crazy but why risk it
>>740159843>just try it and report back to usok here you go bro. Thoughts?https://youtu.be/pfd2rcXZjEM
>>740158967>game tutorializes arm and leg shots to incapacitate enemies>no reason for it because headshots are too easy and a instant, permament solution>not so fast mr bond, I have a dead man's switch>I'm also in the same room as the computer that needs its core to do the dead man's switch thingI also hated how grounded and pedestrian the story was for a bond film.>>740160929Ameriqwan womxnfolx over 20 years of age on weighs 170.8 pounds (lb) and stand at 5 feet 3 inches but DEMAND, DESERVE, a Disney Prince CEO werwolf with a knotted megalophalus in exchange for BPD blowjob and ordering ubereats you pay for.
>>740158967He looks like Barry from the local pub. Irl he would be lucky to hook up with a British landwhale. A guy with those looks could only dream of this stacy
>>740159248fishing for social media attention is cringe
>>740161604shouldve tippy toed
>>740162002>>740159672>this is ugly according to chuds
>>740162402His calf muscles must be fucking ripped.
>>740162402Judging by her body language, it's working.
>>740158967I would buy a better game
>>740162402bro just needs to get some fucking hasan piker plateau shoes
>>740158967do you wääänt to come back to my placebouncy bouncyi am no longer infected
>>740159248So when you script this you go back to the guy at the back and ask the same question and he goes "sure mate" and then you exchange info and all the annoyed women get a little chuckle and you get views for a "comedy" skit and not just video harassment of randos.
>>740158967360 and walk away
>racist chuds are falling head over heels for this random nerdy black girl when there’s a bunch of other way hotter waifus in the gameWtf is going on?
>>740166909>racist chuds are falling head over heels for this random nerdy black girla tale as old as time
>>740166909Rising tide of brown, eventually the only people who would meet the criteria for whiteness will be Japanese.
>>740160929I recently got divorced and tried to start dating again. I'm 28 and every date I went on I felt like a slave at auction rather than a person. No wonder zoomers don't want anything to do with dating.
>>740167301>28>No wonder zoomersYou literally are a zoomer, just to be clear.
>>740167785I know, but I get called a millennial randomly so I just wanted to specify the age without sounding like I was 40.
>>740158967why does bond look so soi? reminds me of that spiderman after tobey. weird lankey long neck estrogen nu male
>>740169010millennial bondmiss me with that shit
>>740158967ain't no girl going to the bar alone and not surrounded by 4 of her goblina friends. what a fucking stupid game
>>740166909First Light Moneypenny is cute as a button and very likable. It's a shame she's Moneypenny and thus will never actually be a real love interest for Bond.
>>740170847She's there with her chav boyfriend who starts a fight with you actually. And then she gets wet as fuck from it and pesters you around the night club for the rest of the mission, acting like a total slag. it's implied Bond fucked her offscreen later
>>740161604>shit hair>pube beard>"eww"kek based girl
>>740161604I couldnt keep watching. This video genuine gave me pain. How can someone do this, film it, upload it and not realize how creepy they acted
>>740158967So if 009 was the target in Slovakia how come he got on the Webb merc's plane
>>740160929it's not just zoomers, young millenials too
Nightclub slag best girl
>>740162402Not so fast!
>>740166909Racists tend to have extreme jungle fever. They hate Tyrone, but want to steal his women.
>>740172791The implication seems to be that it was his plane, and that Webb’s men were attacking it.
>>740162002He looks like a typical “lad” type of guy. Those guys fuck slags very easily.
>>740158967>be khhv throughout high school>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall>start sweating bullets>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together">later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since
>>740162402I am a shorty and i would just use the stairs that's just right next to her.She is engaged in the conversation though, so its working.
>>740173757You fucked up. The universe goes crazy when someone is a virgin, it hates it. It'll send succubi to steal their virginity - because the longer a man is a virgin, the more powerful he grows. You fell for the simplest trick unfortunately.
>>740173948That was 15 years ago. He's practically regrown his virginity since.
>>740160529From IOI's standpoint, it's not so good, as it's a 200 million dollar budget and they'll have to bust ass just to not have mass layoffs.
I think dating apps and websites should be regulated by the government to encourage dating, sex, and families. At the moment, dating apps force users to pay exorbitant subscription fees for them to actually work. Of course, this doesn't apply to very attractive people.
>>740173757>despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state schoolred flag, you are a moron for falling for such a whore
most women avoid guys who look like that bond cause they turn out to be psychopaths
>>740174135I never planned on being in a relationship with her, where did I imply that?
>>740160929Because of the world your generation created
>>740174208People who look really good and have always looked really good (i.e. managed to escape the awkward adolescent phase) rarely had their heart broken or their social overtures rejected, so they didn't learn empathy the hard way like most everyone else. At least, that's my guess why people who look like that turn out that way.
>>740162402I feel like a midget as a white 5'11'' guy but the frequency with which I see guys doing this or wearing pads in their shoes still alarms me. We need to stigmatize the hell out of this, maybe even straight up say how it's harmful because it's ''scamming'' women who are looking for 6' + genetics.
>>740166909never ask a White supremacist the race of his girlfriend
>>740166909Never ask a white supremacist the race of his girlfriend.
>>740160529>Contract a studio that actually wants to make a 007 game, but also let them make their own original Bond universe including Origin story and cast an excellent actor for itEh... everything else about the game is great, but I think the voice actor isn't quite right for the part. The animators are doing most of the heavy lifting to make the character work.
>>740158967>Is it really that simpleyeah, a very simple but reliable way to get an std
>>740174020Incorrect. It's like losing your soul - you can't claim it back.The universe keeps trying to tempt me with girls, but I refuse them all. It won't claim my purity. But its been getting more aggressive lately so I'm getting a bit stressed out. At this point I just avoid women altogether because they can be so insistent - I can tell its all faked, they're just somehow cajoled into doing this without even realizing it.
>>740174482This is uggo cope.You've just completely made up that being good looking must mean there's something else wrong to balance the cosmic scales. Well, sorry but no. There's no correlation between attractiveness and personality traits. They are just as likely to be pricks as they are to be really nice people.
>>740174482except he looks like he is either still in his awkward phase or is just coming out of it that fuckin neck
>>740174850True
>>740174559Women aren't being ''scammed''. If anything they shouldn't be that hyperselective in the first place about something you literally have 0 control over as an individual.
>>740162402he's just working on his calves
>>740174850No, I said people who's always been good looking their entire lives, not people who got themselves fit or grew into their looks, even though both are very attractive too.
>>740174842>At this point I just avoid women altogether because they can be so insistent avoiding women is the easiest thing in the world if that's what you really want. just tell them you are lazy without any hint of irony. if they try to deny it, insist. that's it. enjoy your virginity.
>>740158967>Is it really that simple bros?If you are That Guy to her, yes, it is.
Finished the game yesterday. It’s overall a 7.5/10. It feels like an authentic Brosnan era Bond story, and they translated the Hitman aspects well, but there were a bunch of missed opportunities in the story and the game doesn’t have much replay value beyond doing challenges. I’d say it’s IO’s best non-Hitman game, but it also feels like one of those games that could be immensely improved upon in a sequel.
How the fuck did this thread become a discussion on manlet insecurities?
>>740175283> IO’s best non-Hitman gamedon't think so
>>740175315>becomeit literally started as that what are you talmng about?
>>740175283This is basically exactly how I feel about it, too.Part of me wishes that it was a movie so that I could sleep knowing that this was the new Bond series I could look forward to. It's very classic 007 honestly, for better or for worse (mostly better for me). The Vietnam chapter was peak Bond.
>>740158967>the imperial knight gets a +2 bonus to wounds>sorry, I thought you were someone else
>>740159672Are you sure? He does a pretty long training montage with a lot of capture the flag and lie detectors.
>>740175867>OI M8 'OW BOUT WE GO BACK TA MY FLAT, GET COMPLETELY PISSED, AND THEN SHAG>DONTCHA WANT A CRACK AT ME MINGE?
>>740158967In the right setting with the right person, yes. A friend of mine back in college had insane game and was a 9/10 looks wise. I saw him do pretty much this in person on more than one occasion. Meanwhile, I was lucky to get a 7/10 phone number that was actually real. Some dudes just got it.
>>740175185what guy
>>740175315>become
>>740160228Yeah, the Hitman for babies segments were the worst part of the game because they have none of Hitman's sandbox elements or ability to improvise, you're just following the waypoints to do the specific thing the game will allow you to do to progress the cinematic story The core stealth/fisticuffs/shooting gameplay is all really tight and fun but tacsim is so limited rn the game really has nowhere for that gameplay to shine
>>740159672>/v/ when the highly trained soldier that regularly fights people has a reasonable toned and athletic build and isn't a gigantic hulking bodybuilder on steroids
>>740158967Does Bond initiate flirting with anyone in this game? So far in my playthrough every instance of flirting was started by the woman. Haven't met the swimsuit chick yet though.
>>740180217yeah he flirted with the girl in the bikini
>>740181110I guess he sort of flirts a little with moneypenny during the gala mission too. Or he at least praises her and pumps her up telling her she's too good for the bloke she was on a date with.
>>740158967Do women really just sit at the bar staring into space until the protagonist approaches them?
>>740181262>no, you're SOOO nice! You're WAY too good for that guy! You're perfect and will make some lucky guy SO happy someday!>now sit and listen while I have wild sex with this 10/10 doctor I literally just met at this luxury resort in tropical paradise
>>740179053Honestly being a spy doesn't need that sort of build anyway. Avoiding conflict and being able to blend in is more important than being combat-ready.
>>740158967only if you're extremely hot, extremely rich, extremely famous or a mix of them. otherwise you get reported for rape and depersoned, debanked, defamily'd and defreedomed.
>>740169010>reminds me of that spiderman after tobeyAndrew Garfield? All the girls had a huge crush on him tho. idk why you’re saying that cuz tobey looked even more babyfaced than he is
>>740158967fookin slag
>>740170264This Gen Z Bond. He was born in 2000.
>>740169010>why does bond look so soi?
>this is a soiboi according to neckbeards on /v/
>>740183473Real men have neckbeards, are massively overweight, and are dumb as a rock.
>>740158967Realistically I will never touch your astroturfed ((PRODUCT))
not this retard againjust admit you're gay
Admit you take dicks up the ass while swallowing your girlfriend's boyfriend's cum retarded shill kek
>>740161258Bond would turn them to the side of good (NATO) with his dick.
>>740184148insane projection
>>740183761>Real men have neckbeardsWell, the tier 1 and "Duck Dynasty" types do.
>>740184383>gotta hide my weak jaw
https://youtu.be/N1k7SHaqtIQ?si=TRFTf5gFvzLpZpn0
Indian shill thread
>>740184148>>740185396umad?
the training montage is absolute cinema
>>740163294his face is so punchable
>>740159248This is so socially retarded, cold approach only kinda makes sense in a bar or coffee shop.As to OP, hot women are literally never alone in a bar or club. Popular media doesn't have the balls to show how awkward it can be to introduce yourself into a group.
>>740163294did not picture that face with that voice
>>740158967I unironically look like that, just green eyes instead, and I think I'm mid.
>>740158967I think she's his contact anon
>>740186031If you actually look like that you are not mid, unless you are fat / a manlet or whatever
>>740158967He looks like Henry of Skalitz
stinky maid
being a decent looking guy myself, it's fun watching female streamers swoon over Bond
>>740186801How is that fun for you
>>740186948feels good knowing what's coming up during the weekend
>>740186948poor uggoyou will never experience this
>>740187091>>740187075Why are you like this? You are not him.
>>740187180never said I was you projecting retard
>>740158967>Is it really that simple bros?Hell no, 95% of the time she'll tell you to fuck off, most of those guys who get a girl almost every weekend they throw their bait to every single one they find in every bar they go until one bites.
where did this zesty nigga go?
>>740158967would never happened ten years ago, it would be deemed muh soggy knee and objectifying
>>740187647It's so funny how women were like "EWW FUCK OFF MEN" and now they're like "WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN"
>>740158967>>740159248>>740160929>>740187091>>740188530Alright, no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.In the position of a mid 20’s-30’s male who only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends, where do you meet women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?Despite many here being in a similar situation, no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this. Why?
>>740188927you don't want to meet modern womengo to asia or something
>>740188927Do dating apps seriously not work anymore? They're like my only hope
>bond in this game is 26 and still goes to clubsholy unc
>>740158967How do you, at 30 years old, after years of ostracization, self-isolation and abusive experience, manage to develop optimism, humor and self esteem that people find charismatic? Without adding more traumatic experiences I must add.
>>740188927my gf (female) and I have been together 4 years and we met on Twitter. you just gotta find the right foid, bro.>>740189034if you're chad, it's viable. if you're chud, delete it now.
>Bonds first killshot in the game takes place inside a cylinder/gun barrelKINO. IT'S KINO!
>>740174559Women scam men every day with makeup so guys wearing elevator shoes makes it even
>>740188927>Why?Because if we did have an answer we would not be in a similar situation
>>740158967>Realistically what would you do in this situation?Run away because she clearly wants to steal my kidneys.
>>740189194"trauma" is troon coded
>>740188927If you are a fit sign up for pole dance or other female centred fitness activities. Cheerleading also works. Unironicaly.
>>740189274>the actual theme starts playing during the Skyfall sequence
>>740189194Turn your trauma into art. Learn an instrument. Paint something. Also if you have trauma, humour should come easily. Most comedians are depressed and humor is the only way to deal with absurdity of our life
Roth was 100% working for SPECTRE, wasn't she?
>>740191625Yes she was working for an evil bald man
>>740159248these META glasses are going to make all women paranoid of anyone wearing glasses.way to ruin it for all men, you fucking pickup artists.
>>740188927you were supposed to spend the first 18 years of your lives meeting different girls to hook up with potentially for the rest of your life and/or meet those girls' groups of friends to meet different girls.Now you're fucked.Go buy a ticket to Thailand and creampie some shemales you loser.
>Amazon considers it a success but they didn't even mention IO at all when asked about a sequel
>>740190909>>740191198>just go to dance classes brouhh chudbros our response?
>>740188927You don’t, your society is in its decadence and decline stage, and thus its social institutions have collapsed or degraded.
>>740192075source
>>740194660Amazon is Bond burgering IOIIOI really cannot catch a fucking breakOh well, they will go back to Hitman faster which is good to me
>>740194924
>>740192075>>740194924It's a shame that even if First Light is a hit, Amazon might pull the plug on a sequel just so they can make their own version of Bond in vidya and we will forever have to listen to rightoid chuddies dance on the game's corpse saying it failed because it was woke
>>740194924Oh and the link https://www.polygon.com/007-first-light-sequel-james-bond-games-amazon-mgm/
please don't doomplease don't doom
>>740195061Yes it’s a lot of "if" for now, nothing is set in stone and if IOI plays it smart they can manage to get a contract for two more Bond games, but then First Light also has to sell more to prove IOI’s worth to AmazonBut it doesn’t bode well at all considering how retarded Amazon are
>>740194924Man fuck this shit
>>740192192Techbros are cattle golem for Jews so it serves em rightNiggas really think Jews will throw them some scraps
>>740195223>Redhead>Active agent>Ends up in a wheelchairYou know what comes next
>>740195250The thing is that the game will likely sell decently, but probably not enough to satisfy Amazon. Also, if a sequel does go through, it’s likely that a lot more corporate meddling will be involved, which is exactly the kind of meddling that IO went indie to try and avoid.Either way, their next project is another Hitman plus this unnamed fantasy MMO they’re working on, so it’s not like they have nothing to fall back on if a First Light sequel never materialises
>>740194924>>740195087Good. ioi can go back to Hitman instead of movie games. I enjoyed First Light but I went back to playing Hitman Freelancer as soon as I was done with the story, the First light VR missions were really boring.
>>740188927yoga classes. many mentally ill roasties who think you are her twin flame or some schizo shit
>you can choose between different outfits to wear>but only in TacSimGenuinely what were they thinking?
>>740194924I fucking utterly despise this industry. Best to think of this as a one-off.
Bondbros, how did we lose this hard?
>>740194924well at least we got one good game
>>740197260honestly how I'll just try and look at it. one good game is better than no good games.
>>740195223perfect bj height
>>740163294Not gonna say he was an amazing pick for bond, but this is one of the worst pictures I think you could have chosen for Patrick Gibson. Plus I like the voice honestly
>>740198405What was he playan on his PSP
>>740194924>"James Bond will return" *>*he will not return
>>740159248Imagine getting turned down by that ugly ogre foid
>>740158967I would be ignored or called a creep because I'm not tall or handsome.
>>740158967that so called spy seems pretty bad at his jobunless the woman is the real protagonist, which is probably the case considering its a modern game
>>740188927You don't.
>>740162402I spit my drink on the fucking monitor.Thanks, asshole.
>>740174038I mean there's also the product placement and whatnot.
>>740198492genital jousting, because he is a fag
I love how there's multiple "Bond doesn't kill" allusions throughout the game like him in shock in the opening after the struggle with that mercenary, and him telling Isola that "that's not his style", but you can still play almost the whole game like a psycho killing anyone open carrying.
>>740166909Racists have always loved black and brown pussy. How far behind are you?
>>740199983Theresa and Isola would be nowhere near as hot if they were white, desu
>>740158967>Is it really that simple bros?Dude, it's Bond. He's the OG chad that every women falls for right away. He fucks a hot girl in every movie. The rizz is built into his DNA and lore.It's not that simple unless you're Bond.
>>740194924>YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT, DOUBLE O SEVEN?! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT!
>James Bond will return!>In a mostly AI-generated game by the New World devs since they're not doing anything now
Is every James Bond canonically the same character or is it like Doctor Who?
>>740200318007 is the agent number, James Bond varies from continuity/adaptation between being part and parcel with it as a code name, and being a birth name. So it really depends on the Bond more than anything else. But several are James Bond, and several are Bond the agent.
>>740195223In game later on in the party in London that you go to you can hear her father talking about her recovery and he says that she will be able to walk again
>>740200439And what of good Bond burger?
>>740200318before daniel craig, definitely. his movies retconned a bunch of shit, so he's kind of a different timeline bond.
>>740200318Yes James Bond is canonically the same person.
>Beat First Light>Get urge to play Man Hitter again>See people complaining non-stop about it hard crashing on newer hardware>I just got a new computer last yearWell this sucks, they need to put Freelancer in First Light or something
>>740200318It’s the same character but canon/continuity between movies with different actors only exists when they want it too
>>740201285I’m really hoping they put freelancer or something similar in first light because the idea is awesome and 007’s “baby’s first hitman for retards” is the perfect level of complexity for me. It certainly looks like exactly the same engine so shouldn’t mods and stuff be pretty easy to port?
>>740201690There's already model swaps so it can't be that hard. Just disappointing that Hitman apparently makes itself and your PC shit itself now on newer cards.
>>740188927Go to ballroom dancing classes or climbing gyms. Dancing is easier because you will actively be invited to social events afterwards. Do not worry about being a bad dancer at first, that is what classes are for.
>>740188927I don't know myself but I'm actively scouring the internet for events in my area. Live music, annual events, weekly events, art classes, cooking classes, pilates, there's gotta be something. I fucking hate living in a shit ass small area. Its either bars or showing up to some pottery class hoping its not full of fucking retirees and married couples.
gay sex with Q
>>740191692just dont wear thick bcg frames. thin metal frames only.
>>740188927The correct answer, although it’s going to rustle some jimmies, is to attend a megachurch. They are overflowing with young women who actually might want a husband and at least pretend to be moral, and those places have tons of social mixer events.The only issue is you have to at least try to be Christian, and (being a man) the megachurch grift will be hard to ignore and you’re going to want to go to a real church sooner or later.
how long until tacsim gets content? It's fucking sparse right now. 5 escalations (two of them training) and 2 "operations" (which are both the same objective in two different tiny maps) is unforgivable
>>740195563But First light by IOI already feels very corp involved. Have you seen the amount of product placement/advertisement in the game?
>>740188927If you are British you have to go clubbing and then take home some fat gargoyle of a womananywhere else in the world, you just talk to whoever you like the look of and ask them out
>>740205665nigger have you SEEN a james bond movie?
>>740205748I'm just saying it's silly to paint IOI as staying indie and avoiding a lot of corp meddling when the game clearly is controlled by many corps.
>>740205907IOI interactive is, by definition, independent, though. It's privately owned and was entirely in creative control because the license agreement was made when Babs Broccoli and Michael Wilson still controlled the franchise. Yeah, the Aston Martin and Omega brand deals are there, but those are franchise staples and honestly I think people would be more upset they weren't there, it'd make the Bond experience feel less authentic
Why are people calling this woke?
If you morons actually played the game you would know this doesnt happen at all. What are you too poor to play it? Ha ha ha!
>>740206826because it has nonwhite characters in it and Bond is zoomer, right wing chuddies assumed, without evidence, that it was a story about a dickless whiteboi getting bossed around by browns. In the actual game Bond is a confident and charismatic white man who fucks, the people of color in his office have his back the entire time, and at no point is Bond ever really criticized nor is his competency questioned by the narrative. In short, rightoids make shit up all the time because their entire worldview is self-destructive so they need to have imaginary enemies threatening them at all times.
>>740194924Cant wait for the, Bond goes through a spiritual awakening and turns into a faggot, plotline. Maybe Moneypenny will turn out to be the real hero.
>>740207169They spend most of it pissed off at him. If anything it shows how the compliant rules minded DEI workforce cant keep a rebellious British youth down.
>>740158967>Zoomer Bond 007Why the baby face?
>>740159248>just be tallmanlets win again
>>740159248This is like when male pigeons do their little courtship dance and the moment one female rejects them they instantly waddle over to another
>>740158967This literally has happened to me more than onceOne time my brother cockblocked me thoughSuch a fag
>>740158967>Is it really that simple bros?if you look like Bond yeah
